#I’m not gonna shut up about this.

[drasticemotions]

fucking hell I’ve never wanted to fuck hugh jackman more god help me

[gnarlymetalghost]

now i’m thinking about how men are like “hmm. i don’t get it” in regards to Barbie and how women spend their whole lives listening to men’s stories and learning how to relate to them abstractly because they’re not made for them. now the roles are reversed and instead of men being willing to find themselves in a story about women and motherhood and daughterhood, they shut down because they’re not forced to empathize the way women are.

[panties-on-boys]

oh look it’s eddie’s blood circling richie’s ring finger like a wedding band

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw ❤︎

Cockwarming Levi while you’re wearing nothing but a skirt and one of his hoodies <3

Even better- do it while Levi’s playing video games and every time you make a sound or try to move he thrust into you, making it even harder for you to stay still <3

[acearchivist359]

[kidovna]

Will the Wood-Elf Cleric

[cuepickle]

Camp Skull Rock: The Campers

Can’t stop thinking about summer camp AU

[spoiledleaff]

i have two hands and i wish i had four because i wanna throttle both this beautiful, ethereal, jaw-dropping, god-dethroning, PERFECT depiction of zeph, AND YOU. get the— GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

Based on this

and because I was not only on a 6 hour plane ride from Italy back to Norway but also because Zephyr needs more appreciation, I present to you

this:

And I’m actually happy how it turned out

ALSO THANKS TO @spoiledleaff TO FINALLY MAKE ME DRAW ZEPH.

[indigo-greer-collins]

sams the only one i see as like fully white in the shaw pack 😭everyone else is BIPOC and sam’s the dei hire

“you are fricking african americans, plus— sam! and i’m rocking with sam cuz sam’s rocking with us!” (/ref)

- milo probably

[aria-greenhoodie]

Week 2 - Muse

Click for Quality!

Thanks to @localcanadiancreature62 for the prompts!

[kingofsalmonids]

Check in on your Jewish friends today please.

[skyrim-said-that]

Btw ondolemar wants to fuck the Dragonborn baaadddd. “there are so few pleasures in life as fine as your company” he wants to fuck nasty

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

I want yall to know that it was technically Torbek’s entire character that made me realize what Kremy and Gideon’s character arcs are, and that they even had character arcs in the first place

And I have an actual explanation for this. I’m not just pulling this out of my ass here.

Torbek from the get-go is everything that Kremy and Gideon are not. He is honest (or as honest as he can be), kind, compassionate, morally decent (I’d say the goblinoids are the 2 party members with the highest morals), and is incredibly emotional (and forthright with said emotions).

Not to say that the husbands are incapable of being any of these things—in fact, Kremy and Gideon both have repeatedly shown signs of kindness and compassion, both to their friends and to strangers. But also…im not gonna sugarcoat it, they’re not good people. They steal, they destroy, they murder (and actively enjoy the murdering process—or at least Gid does), etc. Kremy’s whole character is built on lies (literally his part of the opening poem says “when turned to words, could only lie”), and Gideon is very emotionally stunted (I’ve made a separate post going into this fairly in-depth, so I’m not gonna get too into it here, but he clearly hides behind a mask of anger whenever he feels genuinely sad, nervous, frightened, etc).

Anyway, I didn’t realize that Kremy has been going through a sort of character arc regarding his lies until they met Pincushion, where Kremy tried lying and bullying his way into getting what he wants (and it not working), and Torbek tried being kind and truthful into getting what information they needed (and it working wonderfully).

[theoneringpop]

He didn’t know she had been captured, he was probably pretty sure she was dead. It’s not a new brooch, he’s worn it in other episodes.

Elrond, pal, you just have a lock pick built into your brooch?

[statichvm]

joe exotic voice: i’m never gonna financially emotionally recover from this

[masonjarart]

“All I want is when we win a match, to be able to kiss my fella the same way the guys get to kiss their girls.”