#I’m married to him

[limitedunderdog]

some arcade x courier cuz i’m sooo normal

[blueskiesatnite]

Little bit of a rebrand… I’m probably gonna post a lot of oc content on here now

I rlly like penguin guys

[mischief7x]

Larry cardboard cut out is real…. My wife….

[laszlo-writes]

Crazy how Yellowjackets abandoned me for a week and I got married to the polka dot man

[waltricia]

We have not spent nearly enough time talking about how Nicola Coughlan is the most beautiful kisser in the world.

And this kiss should have immediately ended the “it’s rushed” debate. Because if a woman kissed me like that, 100% I’m marrying her. Are you fucking kidding me? Colin’s subsequent unhinged behavior is completely justified.

I will not be taking any questions on this.

[fight-for-what-you-love]

♪Wheel of Fortune - Kay Starr

Aahhhh. I love weddings. Don’t you? I think it’s a wonderful expression of one’s love for another, and it’s always nice to see celebrated! Crashing weddings can be fun to watch too, thankfully. Thanks, Sierra! (And sorry you lost your husband!)

Notes on the episode under the cut!

* Cody’s silently praying to whatever God may be out there that Noah’s the one that comes back.

* Chris announces Noah’s return as he rises from the stage on a three-tier platform. Sierra’s “WHAT” is drowned out by Cody’s “YES!!!”.

* (Noah's song is an entirely new arrangement that spoofs Kay Starr’s “Wheel Of Fortune”. It would entail Noah leading [obviously], singing about how awful it is that Lady Luck brought him back to compete on this awful show. It would end with Noah and Cody collectively thanking Lady Luck for letting them see each other again.)

* Noah asks if he has to go back to team Chris, and Chris responds that the teams are merging. Everyone welcomes this development except Sierra.

* Once he rejoins the cast proper, Sierra starts picking a fight with him. “Whatever… At least I got to spend more time with Cody.” Noah’s petty. “…At least Cody likes spending time with me.”

* They keep going. “At least I got to sleep with Cody!” “At least I slept with him first!” “At least my parents won’t hate me because I kissed a boy!!” “At least my parents care about me in the first place!!”

* Chris interrupts them: “Okay, okay! As entertaining as this spat is…” Cut to Cody, Tyler and Heather holding back Noah, and Courtney, Alejandro and Duncan holding back Sierra. Cody holds Noah’s mouth shut and Courtney holds Sierra’s shut. “…I’ve got a show to run. Let’s move on, shall we?”

* Sierra’s the first one to spin the roulette machine and she gets Tyler. She’s not happy. Tyler’s met with no one as Sierra yells at Chris to let her spin again. He insists she gets what she gets, and she’s not allowed to re-roll.

* Noah goes after Sierra, and rolls Cody. He pops out and finds himself in front of Noah. He jumps up and hugs him tight as he says it’s “The BEST DAY EVER!!” Sierra seethes in the background.

* Courtney rolls Alejandro and Heather is left with Duncan. Alejandro's disappointed but he won't say that out loud. Courtney on the other hand is SO happy to not be with Duncan.

* (As it turns out, Courtney and Alejandro are more compatible than they thought. Duncan and Heather, on the other hand, are not. Sad.)

* Noah and Cody breeeeeeze through the dress portion of the challenge. Cody’s laying down on his podium kicking around his legs, yelling directions at Noah with the stupidest look on his face. Noah makes it to the dress first and looks it up and down. Cody yells out “I THOUGHT THAT DRESS SUITED YOU WELL!!” Noah weakly yells back “Thank you Cody!” He’s not thrilled about wearing the dress, but he does appreciate Cody leading him to the one he’d be the most comfortable in.

* Noco’s the first ones to walk the tightrope. Cody looks down at the falls nervously, and Noah suggests carrying him instead. Cody stops him, insisting he can do it, and picks Noah up. Noah leans into him, getting comfortable. “If you insist, macho man.”

* Sierra and Tyler go after them and Sierra’s visibly upset. Tyler tries to mellow her out, suggesting that Cody and Noah are happy with each other and maybe she should let them be. Sierra stares at them as they talk about flower arrangements in their hypothetical wedding. She decides that no, she’s not quite ready to let them be, so she starts bouncing to make Tyler wobble and shake the line. It works and both couples fall.

* Cody manages to grab Noah in one arm and the line in another, though he’s struggling. Noah asks him if he can pull them back up (though he knows he can’t.) Cody tries anyway, and strains to the point of veins popping out of his neck. Noah tells him to stop.

* Alejandro and Courtney walk by and Alejandro “accidentally” kicks Cody’s hand off the line. Noco falls, screaming on the way down (“No!” in reality, “Asshole!” If I was allowed to curse.) Courtney is somewhat impressed by his ruthlessness. They win this challenge. Duncan and Heather were just bickering the whole time don’t worry about them.

~*[Events of the comic]*~

* Duncan gets voted out for being a prick and a bastard. Courtney is ok with this.

[thepie]

Slightly better Elliott for you guys <3 compared to that watercolour shit thing I drew earlier

[ohmigoshiloveu]

I think about this bit a lot

Bonus:

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.

Like they drop down and Tony is like

“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short-term goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”

I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.

Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.

Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.

Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says

“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”

And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.

Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Charming ur wife so you can continue working on something sick

[shrugsinchinese]

Tether Essence: for you to feel the entirety of my love

[bekkicho]

His illustration art is gorgeous ❤️

[parasolladyansy]

with some memories of team plasma and what he sort of recalls about his armband, I can imagine ingo is biting at the bit to get back and help

BW Survival AU - lesson 4

Mizumi recognized that crest from school. She read all about the Team Plasma take-over of Unova over 20 years before her time, causing Unova to be cut off from the rest of the world, & a very aggressive crack-down on any other Teams that tried to rise up in other regions.

While Warden Ingo otherwise gave her no reason to mistrust him (if anything, he only seemed to care for her safety…maybe a little too much), she never went anywhere with him without a Poké Ball in hand.

Just in case…for now.

Ingo didn’t understand why he felt this intense need to protect this girl from the Survey Corps. Maybe it was because she was a stranger in these lands, as he was. All he knew was that the moment he laid eyes on her, he would not let anyone or anything harm her.

He could sense that she was uneasy about him. Understandable - most of the children in the Pearl Clan also felt intimidated by him. All he could do was look after her from a respectful distance.

He only broke this self-imposed rule twice - once, when she was banished from Jubilife Village, & again, when she went alone up the mountain to Spear Pillar with that smiling merchant. She fought well, taking down his team, then standing up to that nightmarish Pokémon from the shadows.

His body moved forward on its own when he saw Volo accelerate towards Mizumi, his hand raised. He caught it as it came down, holding it there before he could touch a hair on her head.

“ENOUGH.”

One day, Mizumi finally decided it was time to ask him. “Mr. Ingo, why do you wear that armband? I can tell you hate it. Don’t you know what it stands for?”

The more she talked, the more Ingo became flooded with emotion. Fear. Anger. Confusion. Horror.

Black banners lining G_ar St_tion. Cha__elur_’s lonely sigh from his hiding place, purple flames dimmed. The despairing, exhausted smile on Em___’s face. That EVIL man’s fist tightly around A_sy’s braid…!

He had to go. He didn’t know where or how - only that he must.

Lesson 4: Be patient. Be brave.

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A/N: This one has a good few lessons to choose from - I didn’t have one specifically in mind, just plot. Then I thought about the dynamic between the helped & the helper - both need to be patient (learn to trust / build trustworthiness), & to be brave (offer the hand / take the hand).

Something to take to heart, wherever side we stand as we walk together. 🩵

[dilfs4lifexo]

<3

[royaltea000]

Imagine the entirety of the heavenly army pulling up to huaguoshan and this is who they’re mad at

Qitian dasheng design update ver 2

[yumchxa]

He’s easy to draw ok… 😔 (but he’s also my favorite man to draw ever. I heart u Shang Tsung)