#I’m married to him
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some arcade x courier cuz i’m sooo normal
#i’m married to him#arcade gannon#arcade x courier#courier six#courier 6#fallout new vegas#fnv#fnv courier#fallout#art#my art
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Little bit of a rebrand… I’m probably gonna post a lot of oc content on here now
I rlly like penguin guys
#jan spams#one piece#op penguin#heart pirates#penguin heart pirates#I’m married to him#just trust me okay?
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Larry cardboard cut out is real…. My wife….
#larry pokemon#pokémon scarlet and violet#pokémon scarvio#pokémon sv#my wife Larry pokemon#I’m married to him#pokemon#Larry cardboard cutout#I’m so in love with him
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many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.
#cult of the lamb#narilamb#Leshy carved losers corner above lambs bed many games ago and they think it’s too funny to fix#Anyway lamb does eventually marry narinder but after a good while of tormenting him on who to choose for marriage#I think at one point narinder starts dragging suitors into the battle pit#And says only someone who can beat him is good enough for lamb yayyy#This comic came out pretty clumsy but I’m just glad it’s done#cotl art
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Crazy how Yellowjackets abandoned me for a week and I got married to the polka dot man
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We have not spent nearly enough time talking about how Nicola Coughlan is the most beautiful kisser in the world.
And this kiss should have immediately ended the “it’s rushed” debate. Because if a woman kissed me like that, 100% I’m marrying her. Are you fucking kidding me? Colin’s subsequent unhinged behavior is completely justified.
I will not be taking any questions on this.
#rushed?? cmon#not rushed enough#lol i thought i was a pen or eloise but i’m starting to think i may actually be a colin#i masked most of my life i’ve spent a lot of time not seeing things that were right in front of me i have a hero complex#and i would also marry pen#shit#i’m a fuckin colin#but like all the worst parts of him lol (besides the love of pen)#i’m going to finish this stupid post and go think about things for a while#polin#bridgerton#nicola coughlan
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Slightly better Elliott for you guys <3 compared to that watercolour shit thing I drew earlier
#piesposts#pies art#stardew valley#sdv#stardew fanart#stardew elliott#sdv elliott#sdv fanart#stardew#hes my husband#like actually#we’re married trust me#See that necklace? That proves it#Dreamy sigh#i couldnt finish rendering this……#I’m sorry#art#artwork#artists on tumblr#digital art#My malewife….#I want to hold onto his waist while he cleans dishes idk#Something about him
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Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.
I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.
In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...
So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:
“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'
1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”
2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”
3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”
4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”
Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.
#cactus shut up#Also he said this live on TV and the chapter ended on ''the one who will teach you love is…''#I’m isolating this from Sukuna’s Negative Rizz because I want more people to see and understand Sukuna called Gojo his wife.#Well his girlhusband boywife spouse who is also totally mid and ordinary and the one who could stand by his side.#When the ''Sukuna is having dead wife flashbacks'' is no longer a joke.#I am once again asking. When the everloving fudge did Sukuna decide they were married.#I understand wedding ceremonies weren’t really a thing in the Heian Era. But what the hell Sukuna.#What a fudging sap. I hate him. I’m going to call him slurs.#When I say this motherfudger is Beatrice I’m serious.#He killed Gojo by making him the center of his world and expected this physics major to understand the abstract symbolism of the violence.#Sukuna doesn’t know what to do with his feelings for Gojo and he made it everyone’s problem.#Gege’s toxic doomed yaoi has me Obsessed.#sukugo#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.
Like they drop down and Tony is like
“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”
I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.
Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.
Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.
Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says
“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”
And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.
Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.
#writing prompt#marvel x dc#peter parker#tony stark#bruce wayne#just let peter have some support#tony doesn’t go out in the ironman suit a lot bc it’s was damaged on the way here and very flashy#tony after running home due to a code Papa: you know I’m a little disappointed no one invited me#Bruce watching tony be a suave and charismatic man in front of reporters to give him an exit#knowing full well this is the same man who wear stained t-shirts in the lab while headbanging to ACDC and drinking old coffee#Brue: hm.#Dick: i mean he’s not the worst you’ve ever gone for#Tim: either you marry him or i beg to become peter’s brother#Bruce: he’s annoying I want to kiss him#bruce wayne x tony stark#i guess?
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Tether Essence: for you to feel the entirety of my love
#essek really saying if you don’t want to marry me I’ll offer up my entire self so you’ll pine after me forever smh#will Caleb marry him after this I do not know#but they do make out sloppy#I’m having feelings about their relationship okay#this is my way of coping#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#critical role#critical role fanart#shadowgast
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His illustration art is gorgeous ❤️
#fanart#illustration#aph england#hetalia#artist#arthur kirkland#hws england#he’s so gorgeous and Himaruya didn’t have to go so hard on his illustration#I’m glad he did tho#I wanna marry him ❤️#gangstalia
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He’s easy to draw ok… 😔 (but he’s also my favorite man to draw ever. I heart u Shang Tsung)
#yumchxa#mortal kombat fanart#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mk1 fanart#mk1 shang tsung#shang tsung fanart#shang tsung#he’s the love of my life#his design is so yummy#I’m legally married to him
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
#jrwi the suckening#fizzfangs#emizel tucker#theo collins#jrwi soda#omgart#comic#I’d call deacon a bastard but he literally didn’t come up with this part#the wife and kids were all Emizel#ALSO. you know if Emizel’s marrying anybody but Theo then Theo’s got a monopoly on being best man#like THE GALL. of Emizel getting married WITHOUT HIM????#even IMAGINARY NOT-REAL married???#…I’m not past ep 9 yet but I just got chills there’s a marriage plot later on right?
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Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.
“You really don’t need to carry me—”
“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.
He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.
This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.
“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.
He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”
And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.
#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent#I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy#also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work#can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼#anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing#I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is#oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up#so revel in it now I guess?#idk it’s probably not good lol#gojo x reader#Gojo Satoru x reader#gojo x reader fluff#Gojo x reader smut#Gojo Satoru x reader smut#jjk smut#gojo smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen#Gojo Satoru#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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OFFICIAL RELEASE SO IM BRINGING THIS BACK—
yk Hermes’ new design? Kinda reminds me of smth…
#hades 2#hades game#hermes#charmes#listen#I’m not saying charmes are married#but I’m not NOT saying charmes are married#I am so not normal about this#I genuinely feel insane#please hades game enjoyers see what I see#i beg of you#also it could not be marriage!!#just even the idea that Hermes belongs more to the chthonic gods than the Olympians#just like Persephone#like just that he is a part of their lil family#idk I’m just soft about him I love him#he’s my little guy
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Catching up on more recent FT stuff and um
EDO LUCY HAS A KID?
EDO LUCY AND EDO NATSU ARE MARRIED??? AND HAVE A DAUGHTER?? NALU CANON???
Also oh my FUCKING god look at him. He’s such a proud dad I’m going to throw up I love him so much
And the fact that Natsu gets attached to her IMMEDIATELY and goes into overprotective Dad Mode when she’s not even his daughter, technically (and Gray too over his own Edo kid 🤧)
Natsu: I’ve decided I’m taking her home with me. No objections
HOMIE DEADASS IS SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS ALREADY. It was love at first sight. Natsu loves her so much he wants to kidnap her. Shut UP,
#SCREAMING ABAHEJJFJSJFNSNSNS#A. I fucking LOVE the Edolas arc and the entire concept of mirror people#B. I fucking love Edo Natsu so much holy SHIT. AND I FIND OUT HE MARRIED LUCY AND IS A DAD. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#C. Natsu being 100% ready to throw down for Nasha AND take her home with him. 11/10 Dad Material#Also the fact that Natsu was not fazed WHATSOEVER at Edo Lucy and Edo Natsu being a couple#He saw their daughter and was like oh my god. I’m going to have a kid like this with Lucy someday.#I’M THROWING A FUCKIGN FIT OVER HERE OH MY GODDDDDDD#Gray: Yeah so I met our alternate selves and they’re married and have a kid and I tried to take him back with me but I couldn’t#Juvia: GRAY-SAMA??????#Idk if Nalu isn’t endgame canon they’re canon in Edolas and that’s ENOUGH FOR ME#Fairy Tail#FT#Fairy Tail spoilers#Shima speaks#Nalu
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