#My malewife….
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Slightly better Elliott for you guys <3 compared to that watercolour shit thing I drew earlier
#piesposts#pies art#stardew valley#sdv#stardew fanart#stardew elliott#sdv elliott#sdv fanart#stardew#hes my husband#like actually#we’re married trust me#See that necklace? That proves it#Dreamy sigh#i couldnt finish rendering this……#I’m sorry#art#artwork#artists on tumblr#digital art#My malewife….#I want to hold onto his waist while he cleans dishes idk#Something about him
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big grumpass cat
#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT#yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy#gxk#godzilla#mothra#kong#shimo#mothzilla#mosugoji#my art
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going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.
#i am a wild pendulum swinging between the 8 minute solas punching dai speedrun and 2 hr long the full solavellan story youtube videos#that's my cringefail wet cat malewife#that's my sworn enemy toxic ex#also yes ik that it was *two* years not one and yes ik that it's not technically pentameter pls let me live#solas#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard
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Finally got around to drawing my farmer :P
#her name is eliza btw#my art#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#sdv Elliott#elliott x farmer#eliza the farmer#fanart#sdv fanart#aka shameless self insert bc I started the game not knowing how into it i would become#and naturally I just made myself instead of thinking out an oc#oh well. still got my malewife so idc
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asajj is currently rescuing force users through the hidden path along with quinlan, in this essay i will-[GUNSHOT]
#UGHHH I MISS THEM#disney. disney look at me. i need them back. it's serious.#they served girlboss malewife on astronomical levels#it's the dathomirian witch x jedi who uses psychometry and survived order 66 for me#oh to be romantically involved with asajj ventress#fanart#star wars#my art#artists on tumblr#asajj ventress#quinlan vos#vostress#dark disciple#the hidden path
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I really like them a lot🔥💧
#ember spam texts him at work#THEY’RE JUST REALLY REALLY CUTE#I will defend this movie and these babies with my life#he’s such a malewife#he captivated me#their relationship and dynamic captivated me#the way their unlikely friendship blossomed into a natural and beautiful mutual understanding and relationship CAPTIVATED ME#this movie captivated me#I’ve been captivated#captivated#no cap#my art#elemental#ember x wade#2023
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I don’t even need to babygirl-ify kafka, he does it to himself
#canonical malewife#kaiju no. 8#kafka#kafka hibino#reno#ichikawa reno#I stg I will not stop kaiju no. 8 posting until I get at least one of my mutuals interested in it#kaiju number 8
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recently played thru the fd again...luv these two sm
#even if tempest#my art#girlhusband and malewife so trew#get the game if u hvnt btw its like 50% off
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THIS!! THIS DYNAMIC!!!
Team Titans Issue #1d
Team Titans Issue #1d
THIS!!!!
New Teen Titans (1984) Issue #10
Team Titans Issue #2
The New Teen Titans: The Judas Contract
Tales of the Teen Titans Issue #57
The New Titans (1988) Issue #71
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he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.
#guys i cant#i’m sick#sick and twisted#totally normal about him#i’m seeing the movie again 🥰#on friday#literally can’t wait#my sweetheart#he’s so malewife#fnaf#fnaf movie#josh hutcherson#jhutch#josh hutcherson renaissance#mike schmidt#five nights at freddy's#micheal schmidt#mike schmidt x reader#mike schmidt x you#micheal schmidt x you#micheal schmidt x reader#micheal schmidt fanart
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sorry no art for so long I'm trapped playing the bees gees
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armand walking in serving cunt with the bitchy blade runner sunglases on and a little smirk like "hehe, haha, huhu even" without knowing his (ex??) boyfriends traumabonded and unionized in the single hour it took him to hunt a crypto bro for sport is the funiest scene in iwtv so far
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#my beautiful cancelled vampire with a disorder you're so silly even when you mansplain manipulate malewife your way out of marital conflict#armandaniel#loumand
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Your new home
"Inside my code, you'll always live
Endless fun that we can do
In a world I built for you"
(full image)
#kinitopet#kinitopet fanart#kinito the axolotl#kinito fanart#fanart#my art#art#this is literally the canon ending im not even joking#oh to have a kinito malewife in a pink apron cook for me#a girl like me can only dream#sob sob
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as fun as it is to talk about the sillay crow family dynamics, i'm soo interested in what this means for the crow familia going forward in a darker lens.
im mostly speaking from the perspective of a rook de riva who romanced lucanis btw <3
illario brought the axe down on his own head after failing to take first talon. he's imprisoned except to play house whenever caterina wants to see him around for family dinners before tensions inevitably shove him back into the cage he's been left to like some house pet lmfao. it's actually kinda fucked up and as a certified sicko i love it. especially considering the casualness in which lucanis describes all of this. crows gotta be a little unhinged<3
But!!! while lucanis was right that illario's reputation is ruined forever as a traitor crow beaten to his knees before every house that doesn't exactly free house dellamorte either. Talon houses will want their pound of flesh of illario for nearly trying to put antiva under venatori control. and yet lucanis refused. house dellamorte showed mercy. they are breaking the rules, making exceptions. this is not how the crows operate and there should--WILL be retaliations for it. illario left this house bleeding in his attempt to claim first talon and their blood is in the water now with house dellamorte having a sole heir who blatantly exposed a weakness and seemingly has no lineage to take after him.
and nevermind that we know murmurs amongst the crows will linger about a first talon being an abomination. i know lucanis kind of handwaves it off as at the coffee date like 'there could be worst first talons' but baby boy, you have avoidance and denial issues this WILL become worse of a problem the longer it goes on. <3
more under the cut bc i didn't realize this was getting so long lol
but in comes fifth talon viago de riva. a bastard to the king of antiva who wants to strengthen the crown. a man who has been ruthlessly exacting and meticulous to get where he is now. and the scariest part is that he has ambition, always has, and knows he has more power than the king himself to make plays if he needs to. this makes for a dangerous (and sexy) combination. in comes his protege rook. casting silly family dynamics aside, viago knows this union between house dellamorte and de riva is extremely beneficial for both houses but also very dangerous. even he knows his ties to teia show a weakness in him that other crows may seek to exploit. and while i do think he may be sincere about wanting rook to find their happiness with lucanis as he has with teia - i truly think he will not shy from showing the importance of a 'political alliance/union' especially with first talon house dellamorte struggling from the blow after all is said and done.
and of course, by extension to de riva, house cantori and the beautiful lovely miss teia, will be extending her support to strengthen their houses but also herself from any opposition. as much as i love that she's kind of the heart that brings this fucked up lil familia together, i know she is just as cunning and clever to recognize what this alliance does for her too.
and caterina.. well, without going into a whole thought piece on her, she has built her (and her grandson's reputation) entirely to instill fear in others, even command enough respect to know she's the one running things while lucanis is just a stand-in as first talon. but what happens when caterina is gone? another dellamorte dead just like all the others. all lucanis has left is himself and his traitor brother. how does he handle illario? how does he fair being a leader to the crows when he didn't want any of this in the first place and no longer has caterina to guide him? how does he wish to pursue carrying the dellamorte legacy (if at all)? does he seek a protege of his own to take on after him? i can't remember who says it (viago or lucanis) but there's a line about how saving thedas will make their houses immortal (hot and very sexy) but also how far can that reputation protect house dellamorte, really?
i don't really have a point to all of this, this is all just stuff im simply chewing on and letting out into the ether because the ripple effect of repercussions with what illario did and what lucanis now has to deal with fascinates me SO MUCH.
#it's all so fucked up (affectionate)#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#illario dellamorte#as much as i know in my heart lucanis deserves to be a malewife i really like to see him in situations i fear 😔 take him away from me#i still stand by what i said about wishing there was an option to kill illario bc i think hardening luca w/ that is also a fun avenue#to explore BUT letting illario live and imprisoned also kind of cooks ngl#(but im still giving the writers shit tho bc we know we couldnt do any substantial exploration of 'this is fucked up. what if we did that--#-- and made them worse' with the companion storylines)#aev plays da4#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#viago de riva#teia cantori#also thank you to my bestie for bouncing back and forth w/ me about this <3#long post
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I don’t if you’ve seen the new episode yet, but I wondering if you could do some doodles of Armored Might!!
i havent seen the episode yet (im rewatching the series with my friends to catch them up to speed) but i know of armored all might from the manga and just when i thought i couldn't love him more ...
hes hard to draw lol
also wanted to do this in traditional I missed traditional (i also wanted a drawing to get signed by his voice actor in december at a con hehe)
ALSO I WATCHED THE YOU'RE NEXT MOVIE LAST NIGHT IT WAS... INTERESTING LOL
#my hero academia#bnha all might#mha#mha toshinori#toshinori yagi#all might#yagi toshinori#mha fanart#bnha toshinori#boku no hero academia#armored all might#hes so fine#thats my wife#my malewife
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Miss Piggy and Kermit warm up
#artofcassafrass#the muppets#muppets#miss piggy#kermit the frog#and yes theyre a butch femme couple#in my heart kermit is a he him lesbian but when hes not then hes a cis malewife a la Connecticut Clark and Malfina
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