#I’m living the dream

[bloodycraquelures]

It’s showtime guys!!

[preciouspatriots]

i love it here!!!!

[hsmtmts-arrows]

do you guys ever think about how we didn’t get queerbaited for madlyn?

[wizard-dracula]

Lying on the sofa while my boyfriend places Parma ham directly into my mouth

[reflection-s-of-stars]

it’s one am, I’m writing ruehob fanfic and there is a very small moth in my house

[upside-sung]

My record for solo driving is like. 3 hours and my record for driving before a trade-off is 4 hours. Can’t wait to annihilate that this weekend by being the only licensed driver to/from nashville

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

Hellooo how is your day going?

you guys keep sending me such nice messages :((( <33

my day has gone great!! had a friend over, we cooked lunch and watched 8 episodes of sons of garmadon! guys that’s right i have irl friends that like ninjago be jealous

[dogsofthepod]

have officially been allowed to work from home. for two months now and my top 3 things about it are (1) don’t have to commute for over an hour in the morning (2) don’t have to make lunch beforehand (3) can sing whatever songs pop into my head at any moment and the only one who looks at me funny is my dog

[sapphicfeedist]

just got called plus sized by a hot person 🥰💅🏻

[lunaticamic]

watching napoli salernitana with pezzotto eating pizza with your friends drinking beer is maybe the most neapolitan thing to do. second only to watching the match in a bar

[the-travelling-witch]

i actually went to bed yesterday instead of doing more work so i can do all my work now after a good night’s sleep but i actually woke up feeling worse, so joke’s on me <3

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

[fawnangel555]

[apocahipster]

I almost exclusively use tumblr on my mobile. I also have auto updates turned off for apps.

basically, I only update tumblr when it entirely ceases to function from being outdated.

my version of tumblr for iPhone:

1. doesn’t have that suggested for you tab on the home screen (blessing. i hate accidentally switching tabs when scrolling).

2. doesn’t have those check marks (a bit sad. i’ve missed out on a few jokes).

3. does still have that sword woman ad.

4. best of all doesn’t have tumblr live.

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[pirateprincessjess]

My girlfriend said “if you could have anything in the world right now what would it be?”

I replied “Head Scritches”

She told me I need to dream bigger

[runningupthatvecna]

same schnitzel, same