Major | 25 | Sometimes I write. Owner of a keytar, weird as shit, a force to reckon with. Oh also lee sucks.
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Being sick for anything longer than three days is unreasonable. Like okay, I get it, let's fucking wrap it up here
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Wish you could louder?? Well. Try tlaking into 🎤 the michaelphone.
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One perk of having a car is that if you’re an insane person you can basically use your vehicle as free advertising for what’s wrong with you and drive around town with the message you want to spread painted all over it
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No nuance
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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
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happy 10th birthday the hit by tupperware remix party featuring ninja sex party
music was invented on january 23, 2015 with the release of the hit by tupperware remix party featuring ninja sex party
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I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un-discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so fucking funny
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