Major | 25 | Sometimes I write. Owner of a keytar, weird as shit, a force to reckon with. Oh also lee sucks.
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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand
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Taking a woman out of her masculine era and into her soft feminine era is a real flex... That means you are leading correctly & you brought her peace
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Lmao I just realized that my family has to come to terms with the fact that I’ve had lesbian sex at least once
#last month or so my grandma wouldn’t stop texting me so I was just like#‘I got married leave me alone’#and included some pictures#AND TO BE FAIR it worked perfectly
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Okay so now that we’re getting the homeownership goal out of the way super earlier that leaves me infinitely more time to hone my craft, build a pc, and eventually start that band I’ve been meaning to
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having mutuals who’ve never touched the mcyt fandom is so fun for me it’s like an entire cultural experience i’ve had. every so often i remember how many of my Beloved Mutuals don’t know about the mcytblr sexyman tournament. or scitties. they don’t know about the whoreslut survey.
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fujoshi electrician burns another house down after installing male/male connection
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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#yeah for uhhhhhh 3 shows#nola Tampa and atlanta#we missed vip for Sanford bc I was literally moving to fl that week#nola was the most. memorable. bc they still did the meet and greet#atlanta was the most entertaining bc I was high as balls#twrp
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my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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went through some drafts what happened to me august 4th 2022
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trying to see if my following is more stoners or alcoholics
#I hate the taste of alcohol 90% of the time so I’d gladly give it up#I enjoy edibles and I’ve only had a couple rough experiences before I knew my limits
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