#I’m literally so obsessed with him

[hurricanejarvy]

I’m actually speechless 🤭

[misty-parted]

ohhhhh he is WAY too bisexual for this shit LMAO Jean Moreau my beloved

[nightlight-jpeg]

I watched the dnd movie the other day and can I just say, dnd jesus can GET IT 😏😏😏

I’m literally going to see it again tomorrow and you’d better believe he’s AT LEAST 90% of the reason

[funeral-pyree]

look at my boy 😭

[paintsandquests]

Occupying all my thoughts

[kimaisalloren]

It was raining bad and Vince didn’t want him to be late tomorrow

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[evanhereonearth]

So many of you liked my chaotic history of Thedas shitpost that I made a little art based on it 💕

I was thinking it would make a nice wee T-shirt. What do you all reckon?

Ps: if you want to follow my shop whilst they’re verifying it (assuming the link works), please do. Might be a few days but there WILL be T-shirts. I literally went through all this cos I wanted one for myself 😂

Some other designs I had to add to meet the requirements:

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

I’m so obsessed with how Martin Blackwood casts himself as Pylades/Horatio/Samwise Gamgee, deciding early on that his role within the narrative is to Be There for Jon as he descends into tragedy and that he can’t really affect the narrative otherwise. He doesn’t fully consider the consequences of his actions because he’s so confident that he doesn’t matter enough to impact the events around him. He hurts people because he doesn’t think he has the power to hurt people. His fatal flaw is his absolute conviction in his own unimportance. WHAT a character

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

[noodles-and-tea]

you, yes YOU, who's your favorite character to draw right now? do you have a preference?

And as a surprise to absolutely no one… it’s him.

[myokk]

[doctorwhommm]

dontcha think it’s kinda cute that i died right inside your arms tonight?

[loislaneandherhimbohusband]

I think when it comes to the Clois relationship in Gunn’s Superman movie, it is either going to be Lois and Clark are already together and everyone knows they’re together, or Lois and Clark are already together and nobody knows they’re together. either way she definitely already knows he’s Superman.

[teddy-bear-d]

Doggy want treat?

[trashg0blin37]

I just think he’s neat :)