#I’m just drunk and venting

[mikaylacarlierose]

I can’t believe he’s gonna be president again. Like what kind of stupid motherfucker do you need to be to think, ‘yEaH, hE’lL bE a GoOd PrEsIdEnT!!! i’M gOnNa VoTe FoR hIm!!!’ Like, congratulations, you’re a fucking moron! He doesn’t give a shit about you! He doesn’t care about what you want! He’s not gonna help you, or make your life better! He made you look fucking stupid. Twice! You should feel bad, and be mad about it! You should hate him for fooling you into voting for him. Honestly, I still can’t believe anyone voted for him in 2016. When I was a kid, he was literally the epitome of what a white-collar criminal is. He’s been a criminal my entire fucking life! Obviously, there are people who don’t give a shit. Who are just shitty fucking people and actively support nazis or whatever anyways, but for the middle-of-the-road, neutral-whatever-the-fuck, ignorant pieces of shit, who thought… whatever the fuck they think they thought… ‘both side are wrong’, ‘it doesn’t affect me’, ‘all politicians are crooked’, …I hope you get gang-banged by a herd of giraffes. I hope you’re cursed to perpetually shit pinecones. I hope everything that you eat or drink from now until the end of your days tastes just vaguely like cat vomit. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

[everyone-is-emptyy]

[thedappleddragon]

Hmm

[shuckstruck]

pretty frustrated tho my mom didn’t put the cap on right (again) when she put thunders medicine in a box for me to take, so it leaked all over and now i have to spend another $60 refilling that when I was already super tight on money. And her dogs chewed up his syringes that I use to administer it. So I’m pretty annoyed. And she didn’t offer to pay for it either which is honestly just as frustrating so I had to ask her which is pretty humiliating.

[solar-halos]

can i complain about something? just kidding im gonna do it anyway (warning i talk about hurling)

at the beginning of the year, my brother blew chunks in my car. he did not tell me and instead cleaned it and then sprayed it with fabreeze before returning it to me. but then it started smelling really bad again so he had to admit his sins. idk about him but i was not gonna fucking drive my car when it smelled like someone’s vomit comet so i deodorized that shit with pine sol (while i was SICK. bc he apparently was not gonna do it). then i got it shampooed. then i stuck this super strong mutant masks-the-smell-of-anything air freshener in the trunk. and it seemed like it worked for a little while!!! up until it didn’t. idk i fabreezed it again (like fabreeze specifically for fabric) and i have a feeling that it’s not gonna be very long until it starts to smell again. which like. that’s MY CAR. like that is something i actively pay for. and he threw up in it. according to my other brother he didn’t even try to roll the window down he just immediately started vomiting

[josephsaturn]

I’m 100% convinced that strobe lights were invented by shitty bands to keep the attention of drunk people so they feel like they’re better than they are

[roguegreaser]

Hitching The pain train that all of marcs mutuals seem to be on With the worst Tummy ache slash suicide ideation combo the world has ever seen

[avese23]

Gremlin hours and the creature inside wants to gaslight white people on the internet

[formulafics]

[baura-bear]

Crying but idk why

[blowflyfag]

I’m in awe of my fathers constant ability to ruin every holiday for me

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

god. people at bars be fucking normal challenge.

[littlemisstoast]

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[buck-yyyy]

i feel like shit and they won’t shut up and i’m tired but i have to study and i want to cry i need to cry but i can’t cry for some reason my eyes are burning but they won’t let me cry and i am so fucking alone what the fuck

[jankwritten]

Things that should’ve clued me in that I have Mental Fuckery sooner: if I watch a horror video I become convinced that that thing is real. No matter how unlikely or unrealistic it is - if it takes place in an earth-like setting, I’m convinced it’s real in a base way. Like I know rationally it isn’t, but that little voice in my head goes “but just in case…..” and scares the piss out of me. (Tonight, I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep because I can’t stop thinking about the Mandela catalogue)

I also do this with my own thoughts! For example: my parents would often go out to bars when I was younger, leaving me and my older brother alone for the night. This is all good and fine, except. At some point, usually after my brother has gone to bed, I convince myself that 1) my parents are dead in a ditch from trying to drive home drunk 2) someone is attempting to break into the house Currently and I need them home Now or 3) some other awful thing has or will happen and I need to not be alone. This usually ended in me frantically calling my parents and asking when they’ll be coming home, if they’re okay, etc. etc.

AND SOMEHOW NOBODY IN MY FAMILY CAUGHT ON THAT I MIGHT HAVE SOME KIND OF PARANOIA PROBLEM?! JESUS!!!!

[murkycran]

You wanna know why I think I have bad karma

Got off work early today - never happens! - and on the way home my lawyer called me about my case from last February when that girl hit me with her car. It’s about wrapped up, just going over little details about my physical therapy bills. Anyways as usual my lawyer always ends the call with “I’m glad you’re using Bluetooth while you drive, have a good drive home!” And I was like “oh yeah I’m almost home, just about a mile and a half”. He was like “oh good! Be careful out there!” Hangs up.

I shit you fucking not, 20 seconds later, some dipshit sideswipes me in an attempt to not rear end me bc apparently the fucking idiot didn’t see that I had stopped for a red light. Nearly rear ended me going probably 50. Instead he bashed the side of my car in the back behind the drivers side while fish tailing, plowed through the red light, and kept on motherfucking driving. And me, in shock and stuck at a red light, could neither follow nor get a fucking license plate.

20. Fucking. Seconds. After I’d literally just been thinking how glad I was that my ordeal with my accident from last year was almost over.

AND THE MOTHERFUCKER DIDNT EVEN STOP

FUCK