#I’m iffy if you include the the in the title

[cheddarch]

Sparks Nevada Marshall on Mars

[beebopboom]

Messages from Above

Witch or Prophet? Both?

Both is Good.

In part 1 we covered all the prophecies and images I could find in The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter book

and now we can jump into some analysis and theories about Agnes Nutter - starting with where the hell they came from

Now I’m sure we have all wondered how Agnes got her prophecies. Where they came from? How did she manage make the only completely true prophetic work in history? And predict her death? Well that one may be getting ahead of ourselves.

As for the rest of it though - well she shows us

In the artworks included in her book two that really stood out were ones depicting John and Ezekiel.

In each of these stories they are given a scroll to devour that will taste like honey in their mouth. They are then told to go speak these words/prophesies to others, even if they shall not listen.

But just to summarize what these stories are about - Ezekiel deals with warning people of the destruction of Jerusalem and the Temple as God’s punishment but with a promise of a New Beginning and Temple - John is dealing with the Second Coming, of the angels going through the seals, the blaring of trumpets, and just note that the scroll sits as bitterness in his stomach because of the judgements that are meant to come.

Sensing some running themes here

Agnes Nutter was a women that had a little more agency than these two men though

On the desk when her son-in-law and daughter are going through her things there is a upside down piece of scrap work paper that gives us a little more detail into this

although I do not have everything on this paper figured out, as some things are still a little iffy - I still think it’s enough to include

(and big thanks to @gallup24 @thesherrinfordfacility @archangelween for all the help)

So from what I could put together from all that the top reads as -

To Speak to Saints

Call the names

and say thus. I conjure you by His

Legs and Arm come to me in this

xxx xxx and send unto me a saint named

xxxx. fulfill my command and

understand my word

So while I may not have those names it’s very clear a summoning was happening.

combined with the rest of the paper - which features a pretty similar set up to a certain bookshop, angel and alchemy symbols, and various words such as “Chants, Robes, and Armageddon” - and I believe that this is just kind of like a scrap/work paper which would explain why it’s a bit more messy and unorganized than anything else

So what the hell is going on here? Well it may not be perfect but just to throw some things out there

Some saint/angel - yknow what maybe even God herself(I promise that’s not just a throw away comment but wait and see!) - comes to Agnes

Agnes has a way for a human to get in contact with Upstairs

Agnes produces the first and only work of completely correct prophecies of events that lead to Armageddon 

I think we can fill in the blanks with saying she received her prophecies from some Divine Being and continued to be visited - maybe even visiting on her own

There is a reason her title is on the front of Good Omens after all

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Alright that’s all folks - for this part at least. Next time we will dive into her death, the death of her work, and what she leaves behind -> right here

[satashiiwrites]

Choices and Regrets, Epilogue: Aftershocks (complete)

It’s finally done. I don’t know what to do with myself now.

I think I’m going to have a shot of whiskey (aka Writer’s Tears).

Title: Choices and Regrets Fandom: 911, partial fusion of Dark Matter (TV show/Blake Crouch Novel)

Relationship: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz, Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz/Evan Buckley, and then add a third Buck (Navy Seal! Buck) for some extra spice. Oh and there’s some HenRen.

Warnings: Alternative Universe, canon typical violence, identity fraud which leads to some iffy issues with consent as it’s not who the person thinks it is that they’re sleeping with, kidnapping, character death (not our versions of Buck, Eddie or Christopher and extended firefam), multiple universes and travel between them, butterfly effect, threesome, foursome, Satashii stopped keeping track of who’s hand is where in the sex scenes, oral sex, rimming, anal sex, look…. It’s a sci-fi thriller. We’re going to hand wave all the science and medical stuff and just go with it for the sake of plot. Navy Seal Evan Buckley. Doppelgänger problems (aka there’s an Evil Buck), character bashing (I made Daniel evil too). A dash of mortal peril and fighting your way free…. Means someone is going to get shot. Angst. All the Angst. It gets dark before it gets better. Chapters have specific warnings.

Word Count: 109k

Rating: Explicit (shocker I know)

Summary: If you could go back and change the choices in your life, would you? Would you love the same people, go on the same vacations, have the same career? Or would you have regrets?

After the lightning strike, an unexpected visitor makes Buck question all the choices he’s ever made. From dropping out of the Seals to never making a move on Eddie because the time hasn’t been right. He’s going to get an up close and personal look at what could have been because another version of Buck is focused on taking his choices away from him—including Eddie and Christopher Diaz.

Buck being hit by lightning isn’t what changes things for them. It takes several weeks and something else to shift the mountain of feelings they’ve both been repressing for years to finally break free and allow them both to start moving as everything around them accelerates. 

The avalanche almost kills them both.  

Or maybe it does. 

In this universe, though, it starts on an innocuous Wednesday evening. 

The trauma of having Buck’s heart stop for three minutes and seventeen seconds has caused them both to spend an inordinate amount of time navel-gazing and thinking about their life. Eddie’s protective hackles are still raised, and it’s been weeks, while Buck is starting to feel stifled under his family’s loving attention. 

The lightning strike isn’t the event that causes the unacknowledged friendship stalemate they’ve dug themselves into to fracture. Both of them are too afraid of losing the other to recognize aloud that each other is the most important person in their lives other than their kid. 

Buck’s choice to linger around Eddie and Christopher, of all his family, is about more than comfort. The Diaz house is his safe haven; Eddie will always have his back, and he has Eddie’s.  

It’s the way they are. The way they’ll always be, Buck thinks. His friendship with Eddie is life-defining. Buck can’t imagine his life without Eddie by his side like it’d been in the coma dream. He never wants to be without Eddie again, and Eddie’s absence from the dream has kept him up thinking at night ever since he awoke from his coma. 

It’s not pining if you don’t admit to it, right? You can be so willfully blind to what’s in front of you that you make choices that seem bizarre in retrospect and have your friends and family doubting your mental capacity. Buck clings to Eddie, looking first to him for so long that he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it anymore, much to the frustration of everyone around him. 

Eddie though…. Eddie knows he loves Buck with everything in his soul. Thanks, Frank, for dragging that truth out after he hit rock bottom and could only cling to Buck as his emotions tossed him about like a ship in a hurricane. Buck is the anchor of his sanity. He knows that he’ll ruin the best relationship he’s ever had by wanting too much and needing too much, despite his therapist constantly giving him judgmental looks for declining to talk to Buck about his feelings.  

He’ll take whatever Buck can give him, which must be enough. It’s enough to have Buck in his life, and he can’t risk that—not when he also has Christopher to think of. 

The night the balance tips, the fractures widen, and set off the avalanche of cascading consequences is just another Wednesday night dinner together at the Diaz house.  

The thing about avalanches? The warning signs can all be there, but it only takes seconds to set it off by accident, and you never know when it will happen. 

When is enough, enough?  

Or, does someone set it off on purpose, wanting to change the status quo?

Read completed fic here on AO3

[parkvcrs]

Discord

SUMMARY: while quarantine is mandated as covid spreads, midoriya downloads a particular app and finds himself crushing on one of its users.

PAIRING: izuku midoriya x fem!reader.

WARNING(S): none. <33

NOTES: this will be a discord au, as you probably suspected because of the title. also, i hope that you all enjoy this since i’m a bit iffy with the final product… :’).

It had been precisely a month or three since U.A. High School had no other choice but to usher their students into a mandatory quarantine due to rising cases of COVID-19 in Japan. All classes were locked inside their respective dormitory buildings and given the number of students contained in such a space, social distancing and other procedures were strictly enforced.

To Midoriya Izuku, he was indifferent to their situation.

While a part of him is grateful to spend more time in his dormitory to focus more on his studies, Izuku couldn’t help but feel saddened. It would be even more difficult to do the physical exertions of his routine. He didn’t want to disturb anyone else in the 1-A building with his workout. That’s when numerous questions began to plague his mind.

When will this all be over? Will things ever be normal? When will he be able to see his mom again, face-to-face?

He was sure getting tired of seeing his classmates every single minute of the day. While it was enjoyable to tie stronger bonds with them all, it was almost like Izuku hardly has any time to focus on himself. To recharge his social battery.

It didn’t take long for Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina, and Kirishima Eijiro to introduce a few of their classmates — Izuku included — an app called “Discord”. In short, it is a voice, video, and text chat app to use to talk and hang out with their communities and friends.

As soon as it was brought to Izuku’s attention that this app was mainly used to make online friends, he was reluctant to download it. It went against one of the most basic rules that everyone learns as a child. Don’t talk to strangers.

Well, that and not taking candy from them.

However, Izuku was getting desperate. He longed to converse with someone that wasn’t a part of the Heights Alliance dorms. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Swallowing his pride, Izuku bit the bullet and finally decided to download Discord. It took Izuku approximately five minutes flat to create his account but when all was said and done, he stared blankly at his phone when he realized that he didn’t know how to use the app.

“Kaminari,” Izuku said, his gaze remaining on his cellar device as he walked into the living room. “How do I work this thing?” He asked.

“What, your phone?” Iida Tenya raised a brow at the vague inquiry.

“No, no…” Izuku cartoonishly waved his arms around to dismiss the assumption. “I-It’s, well, this app that he keeps bringing up… it’s confusing…” he mumbled under his breath.

“Ah.” Denki awkwardly laughed when this was brought to his attention. “Should’ve given you a heads up about that. Sorry,” he scratched the back of his neck before getting up from his seat and making a beeline towards the renowned green-haired boy. “I’ll give you my account to friend and I’ll just invite you to Mina’s server. Just to get you started.” He briefly explained.

The next few minutes were filled with Mina and Denki luring over Izuku who tried to figure out Discord. He has never had anything like the app before, so his puzzled behaviour was excusable. “So…” Izuku trailed off. “All these people are… strangers to you two?” He tried to strike up a conversation, despite knowing the answer to it.

“Not really, no,” Mina instinctively shook her head. “I’ve known these people for years now. Made sure that they weren’t creeps. If you want to make friends there, I strongly suggest S/n Y/n. She’s a sweetheart.” She crossed her arms over her chest as she praised this so-called ‘Y/n’.

“Oh, yeah! I forgot about her!” Denki admitted. “She’s so cool, man,” he nodded his head in agreement. “She’s that one. Right there.” Denki proceeded to lean over and point at one of the few online accounts on the server.

“What should I do then? Send her a friend request?” Izuku blinked with surprise. He doesn’t know how to talk to girls as it is. He then considered the idea that talking online might slightly be better since Y/n wouldn’t have to bare witness to his rambling.

“I mean, yeah. Do it!” Denki egged on his classmate. Mina followed suit, chanting Izuku’s name.

Succumbing to the peer pressure, Izuku requested to follow Y/n only to have it instantaneously accepted. Wow, that was quick, he thought to himself. As soon as the pair beside him saw that Y/n accepted it, they couldn’t help but smile. “Well,” Mina spoke up and stood to her feet, grabbing a hold of Denki’s sweater to tug on it slightly. Hoping that he’d take the hint. “Hope you two have fun talking. Remember: be yourself.” That had to be the worst piece of advice that Izuku has ever heard.

Izuku could only watch, hopeless, as his two lifelines floated away from him before — inevitably — leaving the premises.

Bashfully peering back down at his phone, Izuku felt a lump form in his throat and his heart drops to the dark abyss in his stomach when seeing that he got a DM from none other than S/n Y/n herself. Chewing on the inside of his cheek, he slowly opened it.

Today at 10:38 PM

y/n.: hello. do i know you?

Deku: No, but I’m friends with Kaminari & Ashido… I just joined Discord and they suggested you to be my first online friend.

y/n.: oh.

y/n.: well… 0-0;; i’m honored??

y/n.: what’s your name?

Deku: Midoriya Izuku but my friends just call me “Deku”. :]

y/n.: in that case, it’s lovely to meet you, deku. my name’s y/n.

The next hour or so was filled with the pair introducing themselves, and discussing their likes, dislikes, and hobbies. Izuku had formed an attachment to Y/n. He didn’t want to, given that he doesn’t know her in real life but his heart had other plans. He didn’t know why he had given the whole idea of making online friends a hard time… perhaps because he is too much of a mother’s boy to disobey Inko. He complied with almost everything she requested of him.

Today at 11:05 PM

y/n.: so…

y/n.: what do you look like?

y/n.: (if you wanna show me ofc. don’t have to)

Deku:

y/n.: oh wow :0

Deku: What?

y/n.: not to be weird but you’re really cute ngl

And as simple as that, Izuku felt his face become flushed. He lays on his bed, surprised, how on earth was he supposed to reply to a compliment like that? It had to be the very first time that someone, aside from his mother, had praised his looks. His heart felt as if it was going a hundred miles per hour. Letting out a shaky sigh, Izuku snapped back into reality and resumed his chat with Y/n.

Today at 11:12 PM

Deku: Really? You think so?

y/n.: i know so. 😭

y/n.: trust me

y/n.: i’m not trying to be weird but you’re, like, a solid 9/10.

No, Izuku thought to himself. This had to be some sort of prank. His situation seemed a little too good to be true. He wasn’t necessarily trying to fess up to the idea of him being easy, but Y/n’s words did affect him greatly. Even so, Izuku didn’t want to crush on someone online.

A crush would make him feel like a weak, soft-hearted little boy. The complete opposite of what he strives to be. It would be a dangerous attachment for when he officially becomes a Pro-Hero.

"Midoriya, you look troubled." Mina points out the obvious as she re-enters his room. Izuku looks away. Despite such measures, the pink-coloured student didn’t miss the red flush on Izuku’s cheeks, and before he can bring it up, Denki burst into the bedroom as well.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah! I’m fine,” Izuku reassured, offering them a weak smile in hopes that they wouldn’t notice his apparent blush.

Mina squints, "It's hard to believe you with that expression on your face."

It was true, he was head over heels for Y/n.

“I…” Izuku was at a loss for words and looked like a deer in headlights. “I’m sorry?” He apologized, despite it not being needed. It was really the only thing he could do other than to usher his friends out of his bedroom.

“Don’t say that!” Mina waved off Izuku’s apology. “How’s Y/n?” She eventually asked.

“S-She’s nice.”

“Oh?” Denki raised a brow at the statement. “Well, just so you know, she’s been texting us at the same time,” he said, matter-of-factly. “She’s a complete simp.” He finished.

“Simp?” Izuku cocked his head at the term as his eyebrows knitted together with subtle confusion. He had absolutely no idea what it meant.

“She likes you, Deku.” Mina spelt it out for him and, at this statement, Izuku’s mouth is left hung agape. “Okay, we told him,” she harshly whispers and looks up at Denki. “Let’s get out of here.” They closed the door behind themselves but their muffled giggles can be heard as clear as day.

She likes me, Deku smiled to himself.

[lord-of-geeks-and-subs]

Sir? I... I'm looking for guidance? If you can? I have someone who's trying to be my dominant... but he doesn't care... about me? Like when I was sick not long ago (nothing too serious, just a lot of coughing and not feeling well), he didn't check in on me. Just said he 'needed me.' Even after I put into place that I required a platonic relationship of some sort for a dynamic, he has kept pushing for a sexual only one. When I reiterate, he responds with, "I told you I'm a dominant." I'm not... I promised I won't ghost but... I... don't feel safe (emotionally). He constantly feels like a battle. Including deciding that he could push my boundaries without any sort of communication (breath play is super... iffy for me) "I thought I could just ease you into it." No apologies or anything of the sort

I know you tend to lean towards harder kinks, and I enjoy some of those quite a bit and this is much softer stuff than what you post a fair amount but I feel unseen where I'm at mentally and emotionally

Okay, let’s start with the beginning. 😇 This is a big message with a lot of concerning things to unpack. So sit down please. And listen. I’m going to try to be as clear as possible. But this is going to be a lot.

Let me get straight to the point instead of building up to it.

This guy you are talking to is not a Dominant. He is a walking red flag.

A Dominant is always putting his partners wellbeing first. Regardless if you are a sadist, a rigger, into soft kinks or hard kinks or even a more strict Master type of Dominant. You always care about your submissive. Always. You always respect her boundaries and limits. You always show care when something is up. You don’t need to love your partner. You don’t even need to be friends with them, if that’s what you both discussed and agreed on. But if he’s trying to be your Dominant, then that means he has to take responsibilities for you as his sub as well. Meaning they need to take care of you, help you with guidance, put your wellbeing first and also just care about your mental and physical wellbeing. Men that say they are “dominants”, but only for the nudes, sex and nothing else are really not Dominants. They are just guys that… honestly… don’t know much about real kink. They are posers… just dudes that..Don’t get much female attention or attraction, thus online use the kink titles of “daddy”, “master” and “dominant” to trick inexperienced submissives into doing whatever they demand. Even if the things they demand have nothing to do with actual dynamics or kink. They are nothing more than fakers that ruin the name of actual Dominants and who selfishly ruin potential submissives interested in kink. They are disgusting individuals.

Now back to your post. If he doesn’t show care towards you then he’s not the right person to be your Dominant. Or not suited to be a Dominant at all. A Dom cares about their submissive. Just to give some examples from my own experiences. I’ve been in a handful of D/s dynamics. And also had a bunch of flings and casual situations with submissive people. I’ve always shown care. Obviously I invested more energy in the people I was in an actual dynamic with. But even with the casual flings or kink friends I would check in on their wellbeing, be considerate towards their mental health and make them feel seen and understood. Because that’s the bare-fucking-minimum. As for when I was somebodies Dominant. The moment you become somebodies Dominant things become real. It’s not about just a hook-up and thats it. You are now guiding this person. Responsible for them. Sexually and non-sexually. I’ve traveled 2+ hours to wait another 2 hours in the rain to make sure a previous sub/partner was okay, after she went through some distressing personal events and communicated with me that she was struggling. I’ve done regular calls with previous partners and even helped them sleep by staying in a call with them as they tried sleeping while listening to my voice, because they were struggling with sleeping and depression. And my voice is calming. I take my partners wellbeing serious, respect their boundaries, try to help them through life, create a safe space for them to vent, cry and be vulnerable. Support their mental health struggles. And make sure they feel seen, cared for and supported. Both in their kink journey as in their general mental health/wellbeing. Because again, that’s literally the bare-minimum. And something a Dominant partner always should do.

If you communicated that you need some form of platonic relationship, and he wants to be your Dominant but only on a sexual level. And you both have different needs in this. Then you are also just not a match needs wise. Move on.

Again. The guy is not only not a dominant. He’s also fucking clueless. Dominance and being a Dominant isn’t about just sex…you also guide your partner in their day-to-day life. And often to have a layer of control, guidance and such in their “normal non sexual” life. Not for the Dominants sake, but to support the submissive. Obviously how much a Dominant gets involved in these things depends on their submissive’s needs and comfort as well. Some D/s dynamics are mostly within the bedroom and that’s okay. But to say “I’m a dominant” as a reason to why he wants to keep it only sexual is fucking stupid and shows his ignorance. To use myself as an example again. I’ve had submissives who struggled with anxiety and choice making, so during those moments I would for example help them pick foods or groceries. I’ve also guided submissive in creating healthy life habits (with things they struggled with, wanted to prove on and gave me consent for!) like having a better sleeping schedule, spending more time on relaxation and self-care or working more regularly on school-work. That is the role of a Dominant as well. To create healthy habits, routines and establish protocols outside of the bedroom. You need that (platonic or romantic) relationship for that.

One thing that is crucial with every D/s dynamic. Is feeling safe emotionally and physical with your Dominant. They should literally be the embodiment of a safe-space for you. You should be able to trust them completely. Feel safe with them emotionally. Be able to feel vulnerable with them. Obviously this is easier for some than others. Trauma makes stuff difficult for some. But this is something that over time can grow and flourish. But if it starts with feeling (emotionally) unsafe… then wtf are you doing? Run? Leave?! How can you be feeling emotionally unsafe with somebody, but still wanting to put your body and wellbeing in their hands. Even if you only do “light” kinks. Kink on its own can be extremely intense. (AND DANGEROUS.) Imagine having sub-drops and this guy not caring about you?? You’ll literally be putting yourself in emotional and physical danger. You mention breath-play. Do you even know if he knows the dangers of breath-play. How to minimize the risk of brain-damage? So many people participate in breath-play and choking. But do you know how many subs become paralyzed or die because they trusted the wrong guy/person?? A lot more than you thought before. Him putting even the slightest pressure on your throat and doing it incorrectly could have already damaged you, and most probably already has.

Breath play is literally one of the riskiest kinks out there. I partake in it too. But you have to be extremely careful and conscious of the risk. And just “to do it” without communication. Without your consent. While this was your limit??? Is a HUGE red flag. If things would have gone wrong you could be paralyzed or worse right now. And do you think he would care or take responsibility?

Making mistakes is one thing. I’ve made those as well. Even recently. Sometimes there are misunderstandings, miscommunications or general slip ups during scenes. But as a Dominant you never want to put your submissive in any sort of danger. And if you realize you did something that she was not ready for or if something didn’t go well. You apologize. You take responsibility. Say sorry. Ask questions so you understand what went wrong, what her needs are and how to avoid it happening again. And you give her the proper after-care she might need.

Regardless of the kinks and how intense they are there are always a few basic things that should ALWAYS be in place. If you as a submissive miss a few of these. Or don’t see them in how you get treated by your (potential) partner? RUN. I’m not joking. Run. You are putting yourself in danger. Because:

A Dom should always show care towards their submissive. Not only when it comes to the sexual aspect, but also towards your general wellbeing, mental/physical health etc.

A Dominant should always respect your boundaries and limits and never ignore, neglect or push them.

Making sure you are and feel safe and feel understood/ seen is a Dominants priority.

A healthy dynamic always consist of mutual communication, care and consent. These are the three c’s that matter.

A Dom should never put you in physical danger without your full consent and the knowledge of the risks.

A Dominant always checks-in on their submissive.

These are some of the basic-bare-minimum things. There’s more. I might make some posts about D/s dynamics, safety and expectation soon. Because I feel like a lot of you inexperienced subs are putting yourself in extreme danger by getting yourself involved with these sort of people. Regardless sweet anon. You did nothing wrong. You deserve to be seen and understood. You deserve to be supported and guided in a safe way. You deserve to be cared for. By a proper Dominant who wants to help you grow and flourish. Not used by a dickhead guy that is faking it.

Stay safe. Choose for yourself. Protect yourself and your own boundaries!

[salt-volk]

Saw the post about "other sites" and I'm feeling ~salty~, so lemme give some context for where the bar is with pet sites to y'all. Maybe you've seen ads, maybe you tried playing it and quit because the tutorial is its own circle of hell, maybe you're a blessed person who has never heard of it: Sylestia. It's run by one (1) man. He codes the entire site, has exactly 0 help - by choice. People have literally offered to help him with coding stuff *for free* and he refuses to let anyone touch his precious code.  His ex girlfriend (yes you read that right) is supposedly the other admin - she barely ever shows up, posts games/events that are full of errors, once vanished in the middle of running a game, and has personally insulted players before because they dared offer feedback on one of her ugly ass designs. There is exactly one artist for avatar items and one for pets - one other artist is listed in the credits but it's unclear what regular work, if any, they do for the site. Over 200 different avatar items are released per year, and new pet traits debut anywhere between 4-8 times per year, AND the site is in the (glacially slow) process of redoing all the art for various species. The site is at least 98% RNG by volume - including items you pay premium currency for. Retired items? RNG only. Getting pets? RNG. Getting items period? RNG. And the RNG is also awful - people are constantly having to literally beg for rates to be adjusted.  Plenty of features for events are also just. straight up gambling - you can pay solid chunks of premium currency and walk away with items that are literally worth nothing. You think DV is grindy? Sylestia not only practically requires you to spend a full workday glued to it - including events that basically require you to literally not sleep for several days - the site owner is actively making new content to further encourage ridiculous amounts of grinding. Why? Because he's worried that older players will be bored without new content - so instead of fixing any of the old content on the site, or the site itself which is a mess, he makes new content that ALSO doesn't work.  As of December, the site will be in its ELEVENTH YEAR IN BETA. So when I say "not fixing old content", I'm not talking like, a couple glitches or iffy art. I'm talking *half the site is completely incompatible with the other half*.  And all of that my friends, is still somehow not the source of my salt.  Someone pointed out to the site owner that one of his avatar items was, perhaps, a bit racist. It was (I should say is, it's still on the site :) ) a stereotypical native american dress, CLEARLY based off of the stupid Pocahontas movie, titled "Pow Wow Costume". It was released with a Pilgrim costume in the site's early years. Pretty not great, yeah? Multiple people complained, provided him sources explaining why "Maybe don't keep this on here, maybe this isn't great".  He, is white. He responded by saying he a) would not remove it, b) did not think it was offensive, c) what about the Christmas items or St. Patrick's day items the site has aren't those the same, and d) he actually visited a reservation once so he knows it's OK to have those items, and e) native players should actually be HAPPY to have those items because it was to iNcLuDE tHeM.  I am not joking.  The site has 0 acknowledgement of pride month, not a banner, not an announcement, no items, no anything - it DOES however have an entire festival for the American Fourth of July holiday. The owner claims he doesn't like to have political things on his site, make of that what you will.  The owner also issued a mass ban on a bunch of people because they said some rude shit (about the racist items, the rng, his refusal to get coding help, general issues taking feedback, etc.) in a private, off-site discord server. How did he know what they said? Why, he asked some players in the server to *spy on the others for him*.   He edited time stamps out and published a bunch of the screenshots from this private server, out of context and who knows if they were edited, and threw a public tantrum about how the players were harassing him and secretly planning to destroy the site… by bitching in a private discord.  So yeah. Not excusing Anji's behavior, but happy to show y'all exactly how much worse it could be LMAO. 

[mermaidsirennikita]

So I’m contemplating reading the Midnight in Scotland series and love your book blurbs (they’re just so clever and they make me laugh!) - any chance of an overview of that series??

Aww, thanks. Just being my kind of dumb self, lol.

But, yes I can give an overview!

Midnight in Scotland spins off of Braden's Rescued from Ruin series, which is very Stuffy English the same way Midnight is very Och Aye, and the connecting factor is the Huxley family, which is Braden's favorite Rescued family because they fuck like rabbits and have a billion kids. But like, in Rescued, the heroes wear nice clothes and nobody does farm work, and in Midnight the heroes are like "yer nice jackets are for fookin losers, lass, come watch me tend to coos" (the pronunciation of "cows" is a BIG. DEAL. in this series) and you're like "this seems extremely logical".

Also, it's about the MacPherson family. I don't think they have like, an actual title? But they have a lot of cash and influence and tbh they sometimes give me Scottish Mafia vibes. Every book has a MacPherson protagonist.

The Making of a Highlander--The only one without a Scottish hero, because it has a Scottish HEROINE. Annie is not a MacPherson by blood, but she was adopted into the family and is the only daughter and it's extremely adorable. But like, Annie is basically fucking insane (the book tries to be like "Annie isn't crazy" and I would say "well no Annie did not deserve to be bullied but her grip on reality is iffy"). Her best friend is a CHILD GHOST. And the child ghost is leaving this earthly plane and Annie thinks he tells her she needs to marry a lord and have his baby so the child ghost can be reborn? Yes. But she isn't a lady and doesn't know lady shit, so she asks John Huxley, the only Englishman she knows, to teach her how to be a lady because she thinks John is prissy (he's not he just like bathes regularly). What she DOESN'T know is that John is a viscount because he keeps that on the DL. But he wants to win these manly Highland Games and also Annie's got a rack that won't quit so he's like "yes fine I will My Fairy Lady You if you teach me how to throw cabers(?)".

What I really love about this one is that John starts out very annoyed by her, but when he falls? He falls RIDICULOUSLY hard. Like her dad is all "I KIN SEE HOW YE LUIK AT MY DAUGHTER JOHN HUXLEY" and John is like "i WOULD NE--well now that you point it out". And the book is for sure a nod to Pretty Woman, including a scene where she's all "The ladies at the shop were mean to me :(" and he goes "MEEEAN???? TO YOU????" and like ruins actual lives.

The Taming of a Highlander--You know the golden boy oldest brother Broderick? Well he was wrongfully imprisoned and tortured for months and now he's out but he's super scarred and lost an eye and understandably he's a bit upset which is why John Huxley's little sister Kate, a Writer Girl, sees him attempting to kill a guy! Oops! And now she's volunteering to marry him in order to avoid having to testify against him because she feels bad about it! In the scene where she proposes marriage she's like "and I guess we can have one or two kids" and she can visible see his dick moving around in his pants, I was entranced.

This book is definitely a bit darker than the first, and it's very much a "let me help you recover from trauma with my pussy" novel, which is something I personally love. Also, the heroine becomes DICK DUMB and is fully aware of the risks of becoming dick dumb because all her sisters were also romance heroines. Nonetheless, she sweeps into his room with breakfast in bed at one point, singing a song about his cock coming out to play. And he's like :D because that's how you help a romance hero trauma recover. He also tries extremely hard to avoid fucking her, and at some point she just bursts into his room like the Kool-Aid man and is all "LOOK. I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE AFRAID OF SPLITTING MY PUSSY IN TWO. BUT I'M UP FOR IT."

The Temptation of a Highlander--The heroine of this one is another English lass, Clarissa, and she has A PSYCHOTIC. STALKER. (Warning: a decent amount of animal death in this one, partly because farm but partly because stalker.) So she comes to Scotland, and she intends to marry her gay best friend to avoid the stalker, but then Kate from the above book is like "omg bitch my brother in law Campbell is the bIGGEST BOY EVER, you should go stay at his farm so he can bodyguard you" and Clarissa is like "hehehehehe maybe not heehehehe" because she's fully aware of Campbell's bigness, as he's always like, lifting pianos in front of her and shit. And Clarissa has it BAD. And she can't stop saying the worst fucking double entendres to him, like "oh you're a farmer??? I can see you plowing things deep and hard" or "hahaha you're so much bigger than me, I bet you could break me in two". And as a nice guy, Campbell is always like "...." when inside he's like "!!!".

Very good, and has one of my favorite hero moments in a while wherein he's proposing marriage and basically goes "look Clarissa I'm not an idiot I know you are literally gagging for it so we might as well get married". HOT. TBH. I will say this book does kind of have a "heroine was fat and then lost a lot of weight by dancing (lol) and that's when the psycho stalker became into her", which I don't loooove, but Campbell, to be fair, only meets her post weight loss. So there's not a "the HERO is only into her after she loses weight" angle, a la Romancing Mr. Bridgerton.

I enjoy them all quite a bit, I would recommend reading them in order (especially the first two) and they're like... a good mix of campy and hot and romantic. I find them much sexier than most of the Rescued books. Like, all the heroines are virgins, but they also are all extremely horny, and I find that a lot of the sex scenes have a real "Put your back into it, man" vibe and I personally love a heroine who's like "mmmmmm I think you can fuck harder than that, sir". Like let's treat romance heroes like prized oxen thanks.

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

Seems like the upcoming TRON-in-name-only movie that Disney is releasing next autumn... Will be somewhat of a TRON movie after all?

Jeff Bridges, who played Kevin Flynn and both versions of CLU in the first two films, says he's back. That's right... Flynn Lives! Apparently!

He recently revealed in the Film Comment podcast:

“I’m heading off this Saturday to play a part in the third installment of the TRON story; I’m excited about that,”

He was not part of the cast that was announced by Disney a little while back, so this implies to me that it's barely in it. Maybe but a cameo, maybe even a flashback of newly-shot material... But it won't be archival footage, as he himself is going back this coming weekend to film some stuff.

This new TRON movie, TRON: ARES, has baffled and frustrated me for quite some time.

TRON: LEGACY director Joseph Kosinski was all set and ready to go with a third TRON movie titled TRON: ASCENSION in 2015. Shooting was to commence in autumn of that year, with the cast all back: Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, and Cillian Murphy - the latter of whom was teased as future villain Ed Dillinger Jr. in a scene in TRON: LEGACY. Son of the bad guy from the first one! Disney then outright canned the movie, after a similar big budget sci-fi movie of theirs - TOMORROWLAND - bombed in theaters in the spring. Wow, what logic!

So they decided to start over about a year later, and make it about this character named Ares who Jared Leto was always supposed to play. He funneled money into this, he's super-glued to it, he's been trying to make it happen more so than anyone else it seems. And it lurched through development, losing multiple directors until Disney got Joachim Ronning - a guy who made some iffy remarks about last year's strikes right before filming of this movie was set to commence - to helm it.

But it's like... Cillian Murphy as the next villain, who recently lead last year's massive smash hit phenomenon OPPENHEIMER... And director Joseph Kosinski, who went on to direct 2022's massive TOP GUN: MAVERICK... And nobody else from the previous movie back, or seemingly anything that makes TRON, TRON. Like, Disney... Do you NOT want money? How do you piss away something like that?

Not trying to speak ill of Ronning's work. I haven't seen any of his movies, that includes the two franchise entries he did for Disney last decade - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 and MALEFICENT 2. But... Kosinski, Cillian, etc.... How do you NOT make that movie? And then go ahead with a story starring freakin' Jared Leto that doesn't have anything to do with the characters from-

Anyways... So Kevin Flynn's apparently in this. In what way, I do not know... But I'll try to keep an open mind. I should be happy that we're even getting another TRON movie, period, given how Disney tends to do this franchise dirty (such as their straight-up abandoning of TRON: UPRISING), but a lot of the details combined with how Disney Live-Action had been run until recently really has turned me off.

Maybe this movie is a weird sort-of middle episode, a lead-in to a proper new TRON movie bringing back all the familiar faces... But that's a theory, a pipe dream probably.

I'd love to be wrong about my skepticism, though.

[fandombead]

Writer interview ask game 2,4,10,11,13,23,37,40,44,54,58 👀👀 🎤

ELEVEN QUESTIONS—🤣🤣 OKAY, JUST FOR U. I did say as many as you want 🤣

2) in my selkie story, Patton really decided he wasn’t going to leave, actually 💀 in another story, Remus decided he was very much going to insert himself into the plot to help his brother (bonding time!! Yay XDD)

4) oh my goshhh I don’t know 💀💦 some of these are reoccurring but one I have held onto for a few years is my Ring Curse folktale I made up and want to use in a fic— I’ve finally found one for it and it’s the most developed it’s ever been. There’s very likely an even older one I’m forgetting about though. I dread not doing it justice~ the schematics of it are iffy in some places and I’m trying to work it out

10) sometimes I have a title before I even have a fic and other (96% of the) times, I painstakingly try to figure out a good one for an hour so I can frickin post it XD

11) I only research when I want to know more to make something more immersive and to help me make it interesting! Lately that’s been looking up irl locations for ideas to borrow—

An interesting thing I’ve learned while researching is a bunch of Celtic gods I’ve never heard of—

13) Taking a creative writing class in college!! I really enjoyed it and gave me some new things to take away and include (+ some new AU ideas)

23) I take a break and read unrelated fics! Then a few hours or days later I try to read what I have and figure out where I want to go with it. I have several wips, so I also enjoy switching between them.

37) well since I write fanfiction these days, backstory (if an AU) and motivation are the two that come up first OR character dynamics

40) I have so many lovely comments over the years complimenting my work. Even once from a teacher in middle school about my first fanfic. One that sticks out to me though is someone commenting “I looked this up as a joke but this was actually interesting and well-written”. Implies someone told them to look it up and I exceeded their expectations which— huge boost in my writing confidence considering I wrote that old thing in 7th-8th grade. ^^

44) there are no writing rules you cannot break if you do it well. Everything is a suggestion to help you but every one of them can be discarded in the right circumstances and depending on your skill at executing it.

54) formatting: don’t run your sentences too long. Give your readers room to breathe with plenty periods and paragraph breaks after dialogue and descriptions.

58) I searched “cold locations and astrology” I believe 🤣 several variations of those words until I got what I needed. Also “Luxury cabins”.

[hexalianrebel-blackfeathers]

Masterlist Pt.2

This is every item Panda has written since joining Tumblr.* Some exceptions have been made. This does not include my list of WIPs, because we’d be here forever, and you would be mad at me.** Edits will be made as necessary…when I remember.

If you’d like to see Panda’s original ideas, including OCs, Tickles, and most of the novels I’ve been poking on and off, follow me!

(*Continued from...)

(**…Would you guys be interested in seeing my WIPs? Or having access to them in some capacity?)

(Sorted by Fandom, A-Z)

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Jackson’s Diary

Light Up My Day (2023)—The first time I’ve written a fanfiction for a Webtoon, and I’m still really happy with it. I think it’s adorable.

[Ao3]

Tickle Fights with Magic. A Single Mischievous Cat.

Word Count: 1,501

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The Legend of Zelda

Ocarina of Tickles (2012)—Fully willing to call this my “claim to fame”, I guess. I always seem to find out that someone read it years ago and loved it. Completely unrelated, but Panda—and other creators—always love when you tell them if you liked things. …IT’S BEEN HOW MANY YEARS?!

[Ao3] [Original]

Rewriting Canon to Inject Tickles in Narratively Functional Places

Current Word Count: 18,655

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Pokémon

The Pandadex (2022)—Is it cheating to count this? I don’t care; I still want to share them. I should probably update this, actually.

Fakemon Concept Showcase. I Love Making Monsters

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Spiderman/Spiderverse

(Tickle) Fight Club (2023)—I’ll level with you, I’m pretty sure I can trace a pattern through a lot of my writing that led up to an AU like this. >w< I’m thinking of making it a multi-fandom AU.

[Ao3]

Tickle Fights, So Much Teasing; Normalized Tickle “Culture” (It’s still niche, obviously, but it wouldn’t necessarily be called “weird”. Think, like, if your community had a local club for stage magicians, or, y’know, Pokémon TCG tournaments. >w<)

Current Word Count: 10,201

British Taxi (2023)—One of the original trio of ideas I had for Across the Spiderverse. We all know how that turned out. >w<

[Ao3]

Kids Being Gremlins. Tickle Game or Tickle Trap? You Decide

Word Count: 3,308

God Save the Queen (2023)—Is this how “songfics” work? I don’t know. Slap on your headphones and let’s analyze a Queer Anarchist.

[Ao3 Exclusive!]

HEAVY Emotions. Mix of Angst, Rage, and Hope in Not-Entirely-Equal Parts.

Current Word Count: 1,740

I Want Jessie’s Girl (2023)—This is what songfics are. >w< I’m kidding; I still don’t really know. But I love this so much. It’s getting sappier and sappier, but writing it makes me happy.

[Ao3]

Pining So Much, It Hurts. Puppy Love and Bonding Through Tickles. One is Bad At Reading Cues, and Frankly, Two Aren’t Too Great At Sending Them.

Current Word Count: 6,994

Let’s Just Call It Joyriding (2023)—I am still iffy on the title, yeah. Although, it kind of fits, considering how it’s going to end. >w< Maybe I’ll have a better title once it’s done.

[Ao3]

Kids Being Gremlins. Hijinks Ensue. Interrogation Tickles, Lots of Them.

Current Word Count: 2,386

Mumbattan Skyline (2023)—For some reason, I have trouble writing Pavitr. He and Gayatri have an adorable relationship though. I definitely want to play with both of them more often.

[Ao3]

Some Couple Silliness. Someone Trying To Pretend They Don’t Know A Poorly Kept Secret.

Word Count: 1,558

My Body is a Temple; I Just Love Graffiti (2023)—I don’t know what it is about the Spider Gang, but I can’t imagine writing any of them without some level of ~*sparkle*~. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I mean. >w<

[Ao3]

Tickly Tattoos. Exploring Identities and Selves Through Sleepover Shenanigans. There Will Be A Crisis.

Current Word Count: 5,439

Never Let ‘Em Know Your Next Move (2023)—Switch Hobie is best Hobie. This is not up for discussion. Pavi’s scene is my favorite. >w< Title is clunky, but I still love this.

[Ao3]

Ticklish Switches Getting Flipped Left, Right, and Center. Kids Being Gremlins.

Word Count: 4,404

Spiders and Tics (And Only One of Them Bites) (2023)—Consider this a headcanon showcase of the Gang’s little stims and quirks. I love the beans. >w<

[Ao3 Exclusive!]

Stims and Fidgets. A Grumpy Guy Realizing He’s the Team Dad.

Word Count: 4,192

Task At Hand (2023)—The first step into what is now my current pit of madness. >w< Definitely not my favorite title, but I still think the story is cute.

[Ao3]

Gremlin Energy and a Little Violence. Zappy Tickles.

Word Count: 2,361

Tickled Pink (2023)—One of my favorite titles; very simple. I had actually wanted at least one scene for Pavitr, but I couldn’t think of anything… T~T

[Ao3]

Denial or True Ignorance, You Decide. >w< A Lee Who Will Never Admit He’s a Lee.

Word Count: 6,519

Trick or Sneak (2023)—My lovely friend made a lovely drawing, and I just had to write this Halloween scene. >w<

[Ao3]

Haunted House Pranks and Cool Costumes. Sneaky Tickles. >w<

Word Count: 2,440

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Supernatural

Advent (2022)—Squealing Santa is when all the interesting ideas come out, y’know? >w< I had originally wanted a section for all 25 days, but…My brain deleted most of them before I could write them down.

Christmas Themed Chaos. >w< Angel Mojo and Tickles

Word Count: 4,594

Angel Cake with a Touch of Raspberry (2015)—I technically posted this here, didn’t I? >w< Fun Fact: None of my Supernatural stories have made it to Ao3.

[Original]

Cuddly, Teasy Tickles; Immortals Being Bad at Technology.

Word Count: 2,421

Cold Hands (2018)—An idea I randomly got for someone in the community when they were feeling down. It’s kinda cute. >w<

Disney Movies and Tickle Attacks

Word Count: 667

Untouchable (2016)—I’m pretty sure this was the very first year of Squealing Santa. Right after I graduated high school. The setting is loosely based on the year I spent in boarding school. ^w^

Journal-Style, Tickly Prank War Leading into a Relationship.

Word Count: 2,346

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Zero Escape

Blooper Reel (2022)—My first Actor AU! And I needed it, because Zero Escape is wild. >w< Highly recommend the games, and thanx again to Ro for inspiring me during our playthroughs.

[Ao3]

Goofing Off On-Set with Tickle Fights.

Current Word Count: 1,108

His Real Blind Spot (2022)—Part of the reason I’ve started putting the “start date” on things that I write when I’m working on them. Time goes by too fast.

[Ao3]

Couch Cuddles and Getting Cozy with Tickles

Word Count: 1,260

[princessanneftw]

Well, we’re getting another Annedoc!

[shawtuzi]

lights, camera, action!

literally hate the title for this but I'm unoriginal and couldn’t come up with anything else but anyways! this is dedicated to @tearality ily

minors dni obvi 18+ content warnings include: filmed sex, use of ‘good girl’, oral (male and female receiving), a lil bit of squirting ofc, creampie, full nelson, rough sex, mean!dom tengen kinda// word count: 2.6k+

pairing: camgirl!readerxcamboy!tengen

It was Monday night, your favorite night of the week. Why? Well because it was the night you and your boyfriend Tengen went live on your camshow and entertained thousands of people by letting your normally soft boyfriend humiliate you. You were a little a little iffy about streaming on Mondays for obvious reasons but Uzui insisted it was a good idea ‘we’d give people something to look forward to on a Monday’ he’d always say and turns out he was right. You had thousands of viewers tuning in every Monday night sending you tips and praising you for being such a good girl for your boyfriend.

You were sitting in front of the mirror applying your lipgloss humming softly. Tengen watched you from the bed taking in your figure, you looked so soft wearing your white lacy lingerie and pretty white tights with pink bows at the top.

“You almost ready my love?” Tengen asked, wrapping his arms around your small figure, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, careful not to mess up your hair. “Yep I’m all done, how do I look?” turning around to face him. “You look stunning baby as always, and you wore my favorite color, how sweet” he cooed, bringing a hand up to your face to caress your cheek. You nuzzled your face into his hand sighing dreamily, “mmm I knew you’d like it, so try not to rip it to pieces okay?” you giggled making him laugh. “I’ll try not to but you know I can’t help myself sometimes” he spoke, running his hands down your sides cupping your ass, “now let’s get started don’t wanna keep our little fans waiting now do we?” he asked and you shook your head following him to your shared bedroom.

You kneeled down in front of the laptop about to click the mouse the stream when Uzui perked up stopping you, “almost forgot” he muttered going into your guys’ closet and coming out with a white collar, a pink heart shaped tag that read ‘daddy’s girl’ in cursive. “Can’t forget the finishing touch baby” he smiled winking at you making you blush.

As the timer counted down you got into position sitting obediently in front of the camera, hands in your lap. As the live started people started joining by the second greeting you and giving you praise for how pretty you looked. “You guys are so sweet” you giggled leaning close to the screen putting your full breasts on display. “Doesn’t my baby look so beautiful tonight guys?” Tengen asked the audience, stepping into view. He wrapped his large hand around your throat forcing you to look at him making you smile, biting your glossy lips. He moved his hand from your neck to your lips pushing his thumb in your mouth smiling when you started sucking.

He heard the pings of people tipping money deciding to kick it up a notch. “Hmm should I fuck your face or eat your little pussy first…” he fake pondered cocking his head, “what do you guys think?” The chat went crazy for a minute, finally deciding they wanted to see Tengen ruin his pretty baby’s makeup.

“You heard the chat open up sugar” he smiled down at you patting your cheek softly. You happily complied, opening your mouth as wide as possible. Tengen was an average six and a half inches but made up for it in thickness, he always stretched you out in the best way possible leaving you a twitching weeping mess once he was done with you. Tengen slid his sweats halfway down his thighs, his half-hard cock slapping against his stomach. He tapped the tip against your tongue a few times making you giggle before slowly sliding it in, already giving you a mouthful.

Tengen glanced at the chat humming to himself before looking back down at you, “it seems the audience doesn’t want me to go easy on you tonight” he chuckled, bringing a hand down to tangle itself in your hair, “you okay with that baby?” he asked and you nodded as best as you could trying to take more of his cock in your mouth. “That’s my good girl” he praised before shoving his entire cock in your mouth, groaning when he felt your throat tighten around his dick. You attempted to use his thighs for balance but he only slapped your hands away making you whimper around his cock. “Hands behind your back love, take it like a good little girl I know you can do it baby” he grunted fucking your face harder.

The makeup you had put on shortly before was already getting ruined, streaks of mascara falling down your face and your glittery lipgloss smearing all on his cock and your chin. You placed your hands behind your back digging your manicured fingers into your calves to try and find some sort of balance but it was useless, Tengen was keeping his promise to the chat not showing you any kind of mercy. He removed his cock from your mouth, tapping it against your cheek roughly.

sanemilovesbigbootybitches left a $100 tip: make her beg for it i wanna see her cry

“Your wish is my command Mr. Sanemilovesbigbootybitches” Tengen chuckled. He turned his attention back to you, “he wants you to beg, so beg for it” he growled slowly stroking his cock making your mouth water. “Please let me suck you off” you mumbled leaning your head forward to take him back into your mouth but you were only met with a firm slap on the cheek. “C’mon I know you can do better than that baby, let ‘em hear you” Tengen cooed stroking your reddened cheek with his thumb. “Please let me suck your cock Tengen! Please! I swear I’ll make you cum really hard I promise!” you cried giving him your best pout. “What do you think guys, does my little slut deserve it?”

sanemilovesbigbootybitches left a $350 tip: yeah let her have it but don’t go easy

pussyslayer123 left a $125 tip: she’s so cute when she pouts :(

“Already baby open up” before Tengen could even finish his sentence your lips were wrapped around his cock once more taking all of him in your mouth. He grabbed both sides of your head roughly before fucking your face with everything he had, the sounds of your gags and and his groans echoing throughout the room. Drool was dripping down your chin onto your breasts and the sight alone was enough to make Tengen wanna cum, “fuck that’s it baby just like that. You were made for sucking dick huh?” he chuckled, and all you could do was pathetically moan in response.

Your panties were completely soaked through slick dripping down your thighs. You rubbed your thighs together to get some kind of relief and it was working like a charm at first, until Uzui saw and put a stop to it by shoving your knees apart with his foot. “One more stunt like that and you won't be cumming at all tonight” he growled, pushing your head all the way down until your nose was touching his pubic bone. You whimpered at his words looking up at him with apologetic eyes.

“Oh fuck I’m gonna cum” he moaned out before releasing into your mouth spurts of cum coating your tongue, “don’t swallow” he grunted still slowly moving your head to milk his orgasm. You did as you were told, holding all of it in your mouth until Tengen gripped your chin pointing you to the camera. “Go ahead show everyone love” he smiled and you compiled, sticking your tongue out to show the chat. “Swallow,” Uzui hummed, bringing his hand to your throat so he could feel you swallow. You swallowed happily sticking your tongue out to show your boyfriend and then to the chat.

thisisnotgiyuulol left a $500 tip: she is so pretty take her top off pls”

You read the comment and quickly took your bra off, tossing it aside putting your full tits on display for the chat. “You guys are so sweet” you giggled reading the comments praising your body and how much of a good girl you were for listening.

sanemilovesbigbootybitches left a comment: $1000 says you can’t make her squirt in under 5 mins

Tengen read the comment a mischievous smile coming onto his face, “is that so? Challenge accepted.” He sat on the floor behind you, roughly pulling you into his chest so your back was to him. “Spread ‘em” he whispered in your ear, tapping your thigh softly. You obeyed, spreading your legs as wide as possible giving the chat a mouth watering view of your soaked panties. “Chat says I can’t make you squirt in under 5 minutes, you think I can do it baby?” he whispered, bringing his hand down to rub at your clit roughly. You moaned softly arching your back against his hard chest, “I-I don’t know maybe?” you whimpered, grinding your pussy onto his hand. “Hmm well let’s find out.”

Tengen ripped your panties off with ease making you gasp. You turned around giving him the look but all he did was shrug forcing your head to look back at the camera, “I’ll buy you a new set I swear” he whispered in your ear kissing the side of your head. He brought his hand back to your cunt gliding his middle and ring finger through your wet slit. “She’s so fucking wet this’ll be easy” he chuckled darkly slipping those same fingers in your sopping wet pussy.

He didn’t even bother going slow, instead going as fast as he can, slightly curling fingers. “O-oh my god” you moaned, throwing your head back against his shoulder. “No no look at the camera baby I wanna everyone to see what a little fucking slut you are” he growled gripping your chin with his free hand and forcing you to look right at the screen. “Tengen y-you have to slow down I can’t!” you cried trying to close your legs but it was no use, Uzui’s strong legs were already holding your shaking ones down preventing you from moving at all.

“Hear that?” Tengen laughed, referring to the loud wet sounds coming from your cunt, “I think she’s close.” You grabbed onto Tengen’s wrist attempting but failing pathetically at trying to slow his movements, “I’m g-gonna cum” you whimpered letting the tears you were holding fall freely. It all happened too quick. Next thing you knew you were cumming all over his fingers soaking his hand and wrist. “Oh my-!” you screamed slamming your hands on the plush carpet digging your fingers into it.

Uzui had the biggest smile on his face as he watched you come undone. He removed his fingers from your pussy bringing them back to your clit, “n-no” you whined feeling overly sensitive and tired. “What was my time?” he said bringing his attention to the chat, he brought his hands to your chest taking your breasts in his hands  massaging them gently. “Read the time baby” he whispered in your ear leaving kisses up and down your neck. “T-three minutes and twenty-five seconds” you mumbled out squealing when you felt him pinch your nipples.

sanemilovesbigbootybitches tipped $1000: well i’ll be damned he did it

theyloveshinobu tipped $400: ur gf is so pretty when she cums

“G-guys can we please fuck now? I’m ready to go again” you whined the feeling of Tengen’s hard cock poking against making you needier by the second. “Look at my baby using her manners” Tengen smiled, pressing a kiss to your cheek, “what do you guys say?” After a few moments the chat granted your wishes making you smile, “oh t-thank you so much!” you squealed getting ready to turn around and ride Uzui but he stopped you holding your hips still. “Stay like that” was all he said before slightly lifting you up and bringing you down on his dick the stretch making you whimper.

thisisnotgiyuulol left a $200 tip: i like this new angle

theyloveshinobu left a $500 tip: i really like it too look how full she looks omg

Uzui brought his hands to your waist guiding your movements on his cock. “Shit she’s so wet- fuck,” he rasped digging his nails into your waist making you whine, “sorry baby pussy’s too good I almost came” he chuckled pressing a soft kiss to your back making your chest warm. “C-can we go faster p-please?” you moaned, grinding on him, your wetness dripping onto his balls.

Tengen didn’t even bother looking at the chat to hear what they had to say, he planted his feet on the floor and brought his hands under your arms, locking his fingers behind your head. He had you in a god damn full nelson and the chat was loving it tips coming in like crazy. “Oh-oh my god Ten-Tengen!” you screamed your eyes crossing at his harsh movements. “I think I’m gonna cum again I-!” before you could even finish your sentence you came hard, your thighs shaking violently. “That’s it baby cum all over my shit” he grunted, not stopping his movements wanting to milk your orgasm as much as possible.

His pace was fucking brutal and you were loving every second of it. The only sounds that could be heard were your high pitched moans and the slapping of Tengens muscly thighs against yours. Tengen removed his hands from your head bringing one to wrap around your throat, and the other on your stomach. He smiled feeling a small bulge hit his palm with each thrust, “feel that baby? So deep I’m in your fucking stomach” he rapsed in your ear making you shiver.

“M’gonna cum deep in this fucking pussy.”

It wasn’t long until Uzui felt his orgasm approaching and you could tell just by the way his thrusts were getting sloppier by the minute. “I’m cumming fuck-!” he grunted pushing all the way into you triggering your own orgasm as well. “Oh my-” you gasped, bringing your hands behind you to yank and tug on his hair. Tengen rested his forehead on your shoulder for a moment recovering from his post-orgasm daze. He looked up at the screen, smirking at the sight. You looked completely fucked out, chest heaving and your legs twitching every now and then.

“M’gonna pull out just a little bit longer” he mumbled into your shoulder before lifting your body off of his limp cock your releases dripping down your thighs and onto his lower abdomen. He set you down gently next to him giving your forehead a tender kiss. He ran a hand through his messy hair grabbing the laptop, “I hope you guys enjoyed this week's stream! Don’t forget to tune in next week! I’m going to be throat training Y/N because it seems like she’s forgotten how to suck a cock without gagging isn’t that right baby?” he asked, pointing the camera to you. All you could do was nod weakly nuzzling into his side, making him frown. “My poor baby’s so tired I better get going, we’ll see you guys next week!” Tengen gave his award winning smile before ending the stream.

Meanwhile at Sanemi’s apartment he was sitting in his desk chair breathing heavily and cum covering his stomach and a little of his chest. “Giyuu, wasn't the stream great tonight? I didn’t think he’d be able to make her squirt like that in under 5” he chuckled, grabbing tissues to clean his mess. “I don’t know what kind of stream you’re talking about but I wasn’t watching anything tonight!” Giyuu yelled back his voice cracking mid sentence. He was in the same situation as Sanemi, cum all over his stomach and hands thighs twitching, “see you guys next week” he mumbled to himself shutting his laptop.

<3  

[after-witch]

Title: Quality Time [Yandere Shigaraki x Reader] [It’s My Party Part 3]

Title: Quality Time [Yandere Shigaraki x Reader] [It’s My Party Part 3]

Synopsis: You’re fiddling with the frayed edge of a blanket, made even flimsier by the incessant picking of your nails, when the thoughts simply bubble past your lips, forcing their way into existance.  “I miss it.”

Word Count: 1036

notes: yandere, kidnapped reader, eating disorder, stockholm syndrome 

You’re fiddling with the frayed edge of a blanket, made even flimsier by the incessant picking of your nails, when the thoughts simply bubble past your lips, forcing their way into existence.

“I miss it.”

Tomura doesn’t look up from his Switch, his face eerily illuminated by a myriad of bright colors in the dimness of the room.

“Miss what?”

It’s a strange sight. Before all this, the thought of seeing a violent villain crouching over a video game screen, snapping pictures of Pokemon and grumbling when he can’t get the perfect shot, would have surely broken your brain. Yet it’s all you’ve seen for the past 2 days, as he binge-plays the newest release.

On one hand, his obsession with the game meant he was easing off on you--at least for the time being. For a little while, no forceful demands to sit in his lap, no awkward moments where he stares at you (literally, staring, eyes wide open) until you fall into a fitful sleep. Too busy with his game, too busy showing off his favorite shots--including one of a Pokemon’s round little butt. Charming.

Yet you couldn’t deny that the lack of his overbearing presence freed up your mind for other things. Other thoughts. Like the idea that you were getting a bit too full lately, weren’t you? A bit too complacent? With your captor, with yourself.

You were being so “good” for him, and didn’t that mean you liked all this obsessive attention? You ate with him and let him hold you and made awkward small talk and attempts at playful jabs while you played video games. And you haven’t thrown up in months--haven’t even fought him about throwing up in months. You sometimes argued about taking more bites when he insisted you eat everything up, but that was hardly the same.

Normally, your captor hovered over you while you ate; waiting for you to finish your last bites (or argue, if you insisted on not eating much) before keeping you put until he decided you weren’t going to rush to the bathroom (or garbage, or stray plastic bag) and vomit. You haven’t done it in a while.

Because he hasn’t let you, but also because the urge had been abating; maybe out of some primal survival instinct, some base way for your body to shout out “we’re in danger! Keep all your fuel!” Or maybe because your current stressors have pushed aside the thoughts that led you to endless takeout boxes and clogged plumbing. Or maybe because having someone care about you enough to kidnap you and make you stop hurting yourself was sickly thrilling.

And yet… and yet.

He didn’t sit with you after dinner last night. He didn’t even say anything when you barely touched your rice, picking at the few vegetables in the bowl and leaving most of the meat behind. And now this morning, he’s been too busy with the game to notice that you haven’t eaten anything on your breakfast tray.

“Well?” His voice is reedier, bordering on annoyed. You think he’s on a new level right now. He gets testier when you interrupt new gameplay.

You look down at the tray on your plate and focus on the way the steam from the microwaved eggs has collected on the underside of the plastic wrap you haven’t removed, only for water to dribble down in little streams. The apple he found looks bit old, but edible enough if you ate around the mealy part; it sits, dark and round, and as whole as it was when he gave it to you.

You stare at the steam, at the lukewarm eggs still wrapped in plastic, at the redness of the apple. You scrape your knuckles against the underside of the tray, feeling the ghost of scabs on them.

“I miss throwing up.”

His eyes finally leave the screen to dart down at your plate, quick and anxious. His lips are pursed tight when he sets the Switch down--you glance and realize he didn’t even bother to pause, and a sick feeling of combined flattery with anxiety thrumms through you.

“Don’t be stupid,” he says, before unceremoniously pulling the plastic wrap from the microwaved bowl. The scrambled eggs inside look wet and sad. “Eat.”

It’s your turn to purse your lips.

“I’m full.”

He prods the dark, iffy apple with a finger. It rolls sadly on the plate. 

“You didn’t eat anything. You hardly ate last night, too.”

Your cheeks feel hot and you can’t stop the words before they come out of your mouth.

“Yeah? How would you know? You’ve been stuck on that stupid game for days. I could’ve thrown up for all you care.”

His mouth makes the strangest sound--he almost sputters--before fixing a serious gaze on your face. He looks as if he wants to say something, but doesn’t. Maybe it’s better that way. Instead, he stares at you for a beat longer and then picks up your chopsticks, pressing a large, slightly congealed looking piece of scrambled egg in between them.

You know what he’s going to do next before he even holds the bite up to your lips, and the urge to slap his hand away, to lash out at him, is strong and tempting.

He looks at you expectantly. The egg hovers in between the two of you, a fitting lukewarm reminder of your situation.

You open your mouth and accept the bite; you swallow and instinctively open your mouth again, ready for another piece.

“Good job,’ he says, almost breezy, before picking up another piece.

Your stomach curls sickly at the praise and you stamp down the voice in the back of your head that wants to point out how utterly fucked up you’re being.

A noise from the Switch distracts you, and you glance down at the screen to see that the level is over; he’ll have to do the entire thing again. But not until after he’s finished with your breakfast.

[subskz]

OH and a few femdom that I’ve read that I think were good are : Book x Tea 1 (I absolutely loved this one I wish it was longer 🥺) , If I have a chance I want to warp my boyfriends fetishes(this one also 😫), strap on girl and bitch boy(I believe, a bit weird at some points but overall enjoyed it :))

There’s also a one shot I read called Sweet Suffering (but this one I’m very iffy about cause I found out later that she’s his teacher 😬 and the whole premise of the one shot didn’t do it for me) like COME ON they could’ve done that WITHOUT including that shit ffs is it so hard 😤

these titles are too good lmao 😭 thank you for the recs babe i will definitely have to check them out! the art for book x tea 1 looks so pretty! also sidenote i’m so glad you told me abt bad thinking diary i ended up catching up on all the chapters in my free time!! i love it so far 💞

agh i feel you even if both parties are adults i dont like teacher x student dynamics very much either ^^;

[superman86to99]

Superman #87 (March 1994)

Bizarro's World, Part 1! Bizarro is back! Hey, wait, didn't this guy explode the last time we saw him, back in 1986? Yep: this is a completely different defective Superman clone who is appearing for the first time, so I'm not sure why he's saying "Me am back!" on the cover. Then again, he is a Bizarro, so maybe he means "Me am appearing for the first time!"

This new Bizarro is created by Lex Luthor Jr.'s main lackey, Dr. Sydney Happersen, in an effort to help cure the mystery illness that's making Lex lose his hair -- and also killing him, but the hair is the main thing for Lex, especially since Cat Grant’s gossip show has aired some paparazzi photos of his newly balding head. Unfortunately, the first thing Bizarro does is zap Happersen in the face with heat vision and fly off. Lex berates poor Sydney, not terribly concerned by the fact that his face is burning.

The second thing Bizarro does is destroy a bunch of ships and set the bay on fire while trying to steal a launch called "S.S. Lois.” Yes, Bizarro apparently thought his beloved Lois Lane was a boat, but honestly I’m just impressed he can read. He must have realized that he didn’t have the actual Lois pretty soon, though, because he then pays her a little visit at her apartment.

Of course, Superman is blamed for Bizarro's shenanigans, including Lois' kidnapping (even his friend Inspector Henderson seems to think Metropolis’ protector might have randomly decided to start kidnapping reporters). The issue ends with Cat's gossip show reporting that eyewitnesses saw Supes snatch Lois -- so hey, Happersen’s plan to cure his dear boss may not have worked, at least he succeeded in getting those paparazzi shots off TV.

CONTINUED!

Creator-Watch:

This issue is the start of artist Stuart Immonen’s looooong association with the Superman titles -- so long, in fact, that he outlasted the rest of the Super-Team, having been spared in the editorial massacre of 1999. He’s only a guest artist now, but he’ll soon become a regular one and eventually a writer too. More on Immonen (and why his style looks so familiar today) in Don Sparrow’s section below!

Plotline-Watch:

So not only did Lex kill Dr. Teng, the first Bizarro’s creator, but he also steals his intellectual property? His tendency to mistreat his employees is gonna come back to bite him in the ass one of these days...

Happersen’s logic for re-cloning Bizarro to cure Lex is kinda iffy; this would make a lot more sense if the Clone Plague was causing all the infected to slowly turn into backwards-speaking albino Frankensteins like Bizarro, but that’s not the case. Then again, the original Bizarro did somehow end up curing Lucy Lane’s blindness upon exploding, so I guess anything's possible. In fact, Lex might be able to cure every illness in the world if he created enough Bizarros and had them explode over everyone in the planet, but of course he's far too evil to even think of that.

One thing I don't understand is why Bizarro's suit turns dark (beyond "Silver Age Bizarro's suit was dark"). In the Byrne issue, it conveniently darkens after Superman burns his clothes, but here it just sorta fades into that color as Bizarro’s body itself turns all white and ugly. Did Happersen simply cheap out on the fabric?

Clark thinks it's "weird" that he accidentally broke a light bulb by misjudging his strength, because he STILL hasn't noticed his powers are out of control after like three months of scenes like this one in every issue. Are his journalism powers also faltering? He also mentions that he had to stop wearing a watch Lois gave him because the band was getting too tight. Spoilers: he's gonna have to enlarge a lot more than that pretty soon.

It’s nice to see Cat back on the job again and all, but is it me or is spreading gossip about the man who caught her son’s killer kinda dickish?

Patreon-Watch:

You know who isn’t dickish? Our patrons Aaron, Murray Qualie, Chris “Ace” Hendrix, britneyspearsatemyshorts, Patrick D. Ryall, Bheki Latha, Mark Syp, Ryan Bush, Raphael Fischer, Kit, Sam, Hank Curry, and Bol, so shout out to them! Obligatory Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/superman86to99

And now, as promised, more from our Canadian correspondent Don Sparrow!

Art-Watch (by @donsparrow​):

We open with the cover, and it’s quietly a real classic with Bizarro breaking through a brick wall, Superman-style.  The trade dress is all reversed, which is already eye catching, and we’re helpfully given a supra-title letting us know this is part one of a multi-part story.  The word bubble with Bizarro’s trademark primitive speech lightens the mood a little bit, which is a good thing, as the cover would otherwise be quite terrifying.

Inside we’re treated to the very first Stuart Immonen Superman story, an artist and eventual author who will have a huge impact on these books.  It’s a bit strange to evaluate his art style, which has now more or less become the official modern house style at Marvel Comics (Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments).  In 1994, though, his crisp and shadowy artwork was totally unique, and something very brand new.  Even in these early, expositional pages, he shows a lot of flair, drawing both figures and television equipment with very well rendered simplicity.  The colourist lets him down a little bit in the early going here, with the seemingly random rim lighting on Lex Jr’s emaciated face being particularly confusing. [Max: It’s the Clone Plague! He’s Bizarro-ing!!]

On page 3, we get a good look at both a strength and a weakness that defines Immonen’s Superman work. One strength is his attention to attire, particularly Clark’s outfits.  His mid-90s baggy shirt and high-waisted dockers look very of its time, without being so fashionable that you lose that it’s Clark Kent.  The weakness (and it might be his only one, as he really is a stellar artist!) is that I never thought he drew Superman/Clark’s face handsomely enough.  While I appreciated that he makes Superman look quite youthful (relative to, say, Jackson Guice’s Superman) the facial features always looked a little slight, weak-chinned, and average-looking to me.  But that might just be me!

The full page reveal of “Superman” leaving the cloning chamber is a good one, despite, again, some weird colouring choices.  Immonen’s style lends itself well to rim lighting, but the bright whites on the arm and the blobs of colour on the abs don’t quite pull together (but I get it—this is an in-between era, after the flat newsprint colour, but before fully airbrushed looking digital colouring took over.

On the following page, there’s a great, subtle piece of drawing, as in the background the weakened Lex carefully holds himself up as he decends the staircase, which is a great gesture.  Bizarro zapping Happersen looks horrifyingly painful, and I dig that Bizarro is drawn less crystalline than Frankenstein-like, which is appropriate, given the original 1958 Superboy story that introduced the character.

So much of this issue is well drawn, it’s hard to narrow down the best panels, when you could select almost all of them, but the show of Superman darting away from Lois’ apartment is a particularly great image.  Immonen’s Superman seems to have the longest hair of this period. Drawing funnels of water as Superman douses the tankers is really well done, as water is notoriously difficult to render believably.  One last detail I love is the use of candid photos in the broadcast of Cat Grant’s Hollywood news magazine.  It’s a great real world detail that the photos that sort of journalism would use might not be subject submitted.  On the whole, a very exciting issue, art-wise, and a good kickoff to the reintroduction of a major Superman character.  

STRAY OBSERVATIONS:

Uhh, what exactly does Jimmy Olsen’s t-shirt say? [Max: “Thank You,” obviously. Jimmy is a huge Alanis Morissette fan. Must be a bootleg t-shirt, though, because she spells it “Thank U.”]

Now, this book was written decades before doofy “Nice Guy” meme culture, but Clark is kinda laying it on thick with all the “milady” business here, and it hits the modern ear in a dorky way. [Max: At least they didn’t spell it “m’lady.”]

Canadian Stuart Immonen places a CD by fellow Canadian Leonard Cohen on Lois’ shelf.  Canadian Don Sparrow notices. [Max: Chilean Leonard Cohen fan Maxwell Yezpitelok never did until now! Pretty sure I didn’t know who that was when I first read this issue at age 11 or something, though.]

It’s interesting that Jurgens specifically points out how careful Superman is to discreetly come and go from Lois’ apartment—it’s a good detail, and also sets up the contrast of Bizarro’s door crashing indiscretion.

The fact that so many people mistake Bizarro for Superman is actually a pretty good defense of the believability of the Clark Kent secret identity.  If witnesses like the neighbour, or the ship captain see the hideous Bizarro in action, and still mistake him for Superman, it’s clear that people are distracted by the muscles and brightly coloured uniform, and clearly aren’t looking closely at his face.  Which is exactly how Clark’s true identity has stayed secret for so long.

[relatablegenzwriter]

How to write erotic moments or short stories without making it convoluted, cheesy or tacky? I grew up very religious and although i no longer believe have lots of trouble with sexuality in general. I'd like to try writing stuff as exploration cause i find p*rn too exploitive and iffy and dont wanna support that industry. but i'm not really sure what to do to do it "right" instead of dull or cringy. I just sit for hours with a blank paper till i give up

Writing Non-Tacky Sex and Romance

I'll start right off the bat by saying that this is definitely not my writing area of expertise, and I don't know how much I can tell you that you don't already know. So I'm gonna offer a couple of tips and then send you to a lot of posts that might answer your question better than I can! (P.S. I know your question was about sex specifically, but as you can see from the title, all of this can be applied to romantic scenes as well, which I got similar questions about.)

1. Be careful with metaphors. Of course, no writing style is "right" or "wrong", but flowery language can often make or break any scene, especially romantic ones. Many times, the overuse of dramatic, romantic metaphors can overload a scene and make it feel cheesy and cliche. And let's face it, millions of tiny stars aren't bursting around a couple every time they kiss, and we all know that sex is not magical in the slightest. I think the biggest problem with these kinds of descriptors, though, is not that they make you groan with how sappy the writing is, but because they often feel impersonal to your characters. So instead of your character "hearing a symphony swell around them", maybe "for a moment all their worries about [plot conflict/subplot conflict] seemed to move toward the back of their head". (not my best descriptor i could come up with on the spot but you get it) Although, while this will remove the cliche aspect of your scenes, it can still go overboard. Bringing me to my next point…

2. Be realistic. Like I said before, not every romantic or sexual interaction your characters have is going to feel like a Nicholas Sparks movie. There are lots and lots of awkward, ordinary moments. Include these! Of course, you probably won't want to make every moment of every sex scene say "yeah it wasn't that special" (unless of course this is the direction you want your story to take). If your character enjoys kissing or sleeping with someone, say that. But there are very few people whose worldview has shifted after one night together, and I doubt this is true for your characters, either.

3. Be careful about your source information. It's okay to take inspiration from everywhere, but it's important to take everything with a grain of salt. Particularly with sex scenes, writers tend to take inspiration from two major places: porn and WattPad (you know, THOSE fics). Keep in mind that porn is not meant to be realistic in the slightest, and I could go on a whole other tangent about the horrible expectations it sets for sex in real life. And don't get me wrong about wattpad: there are great writers on there and it's a great option to share and read fiction (for free, too!). But a lot of the ridiculously smutty fics, while entertaining and well-written, depict fun-sounding but sometimes unrealistic sex, that may not fit into the fantasy novel you're writing, @sjmaas. (Disregard that last bit if you are writing something akin to wattpad smut) Also, just a little side note that you should never be treating porn or wattpad as legitimate sex ed for real life!

4. Try building your scene from the ground up. I did a post on this a while back, but I used to really struggle to write romantic scenes until I figured out a method that works for me. Basically, you picture your scene as a building that you first need to lay the framework for, then fill in the cement/bricks/whatever, then furnish and decorate. First, I go through and write all the dialogue that will be taking place and mark crucial events. (example: "Hey, can I tell you something?" "What?" "I think you're the best thing that's ever happened to me." [kiss]) Next, I rewrite the scene almost monotonously, in the plainest way actions can be written. ("They held hands." "She took her jacket off." "He walked across the room.") Once I have my "building", then I can go in and add all the emotions and little details. I do this so that I don't have to stare at a blank page, since I already know how my scene is going to go. Then all I have to do is fill in some little details that make the scene more personal to my characters. I highly recommend this to you, since you talked about how you know what you want to write but can get scared of a blank page (hey, me too!).

5. Extra Resources! Here's some people that can probably help better than I can with specifics:

Including Consent In Writing (SUPER IMPORTANT)

Non-Explicit Scenes

Explicit Scenes

Romance In General (with a section containing tons of nsfw writing advice)

Good luck with your story!