#🍔 anon

[forsaken-headcanons]

every other month the killers and survivors come together to play on large game of monopoly

they poorly combined 4 boards together

john and jason always go bankrupt first and go fight eachother outside the cabin to have fun while waiting for everyone else

chance is always trying to trade stuff (nobody accepts the deals) and is always in jail (rolls consistent doubles)

007, coolkidd, and noob, always get the railroads first

1x and shedletsky buy the last property the other needs to start building stuff

elliot brings the snacks and doesn't really pay attention

builderman is the best at saving money to afford stuff, but sometimes holds off a little too long

two time is constantly like "thank the spawn i didn't land on someone's property" (proceeds to get side eyed by everyone in the room(including killers))

guest is the best at the game, and any time he tries to trade, it benefits both sides like "hmmm i need the last green property... and noob has it... noob is nearly bankrupt.. i'll give them like $600 for it" (they aren't accepted much though)

azure does everything in their power to make sure two time loses, even if it means they lose too

taph would rather play solitaire

dusekkar has no clue how to play but is somehow consistently the first to get to building house and stuff

i can't find enough info on the rest of the confirmed but not add characters to figure out how they might play solitaire

have a 007 emoticon

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I fear this is too accurate. All of it actually. 1x1x1x1 and Shedletsky only play to spite each other.

If I may add another one here, ITrapped is the type to flip the board the moment anything goes even slightly wrong.

[pjsk-headcanons]

both kanade and rui would use 30 in 1. they'd both find it so convenient, like what are the downsides? mizuki will storm their houses in rage and make them use proper hygiene products meanwhile they're like what the fuck is a conditioner

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[fangswbenefits]

cute thought 🎀: miguel and sweet girl are doing it and miguel finishes deep inside of her for the first time. she gasps softly at how warm it is, how MUCH he cums and how it feels inside of her, and that's when she figures out that she likes creampies. it triggers her own orgasm and the feeling of her cumming around his cock makes miguel groan/ whimper from the sudden overstimulation. 💜💜

also, can I be 🍔 anon if it's not taken?

GUYS

[fullsunstrawberry]

https://twitter.com/haecful/status/1739601208229421149?t=WTQM42b6hcwxHLc0TM2tFQ&s=19

😭😭😭😭 i cant even talk when i saw this. I just copied the link immediately and thought of you.

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HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE HOW DARE HE OMG IM GONNA GO INSANE THAT UJFSGSFijgafi

[chuusheartattck]

thank u chuusheartattack for this smau 🥹 id also like to thank Beyoncé…

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i would also like to thank beyoncé for allowing me to make this smau ❤️

[purosk-takes]

I don't like the new update making you immortal. In my opinion, it should at least be a toggleable setting, because it makes the entire life mechanic almost pointless. If you want to play through a song without dying, you could have always done it in coop.

That being said, i support the master level changes. Okochama Senso should never have been a 30 to begin with!

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[starboye]

me and alpha (trans man) entering my rut (ovulation) rn because these omegas (hot older men) keep showing up on my fyp with nothing but "mark me" in the caption (im delusional) 🙄 cannot believe the state of the internet right now (they should keep posting hole)

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exactly like sir youre to fine to be doing dances bend over and spread you cheeks for me

[forsaken-headcanons]

everyone in the game is either asexual or against dating anyone else for various different reasons

Noob- asexual, and only wants their friend back (they miss guest 666)

elliot- too busy throwing pizza

two time-

guest 1337- has a wife and kid

007n7- doesn't want anyone, and is worried coolkidd might scare them off if he did want someone

shedletsky- chicken

builderman- he is the owner of roblox he has to make sure nothing bad happens he can't do that with a partner

chance- has a big bunny why would they need anything else

taph- they feel like they would be asexual or aromantic or both idk they just feel like they prefer being alone

dusekkar- i don't fuckin know

jason- murderous creature, probably not all there

john doe- had a wife and then forgot her and then became a murderous creature (he would fall in love if he saw her again the devs said so)

c00lkidd- i'm sure you can figure this one out yourself (he thinks dating is yucky and gross because that's what all 10 year olds think)

1x1x1x1- filled with pure rage.

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The fact that Two Time just has nothing. You don't even have to say it.

Sure, I respect that.

[pjsk-headcanons]

Nene, being a woman and a gamer who is decently active in online spaces, has gotten weird dm's from men trying to hit on her. She ignores them, but Rui went on her computer once and decided to reply to each one with the weirdest and most unhinged shit possible. She got a lot of shocked and weirded out replies after.

- 🍔 anon

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[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Johnny, lemme give you a big ol' smooch <3

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Always, ahm waiting 😘

[fullsunstrawberry]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNn9hn9V/

I just opened tiktok and then I saw this 😫😫😫 I hope my Mom didnt see me bite my lips omggsjsvshvsgv

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I LITERALLY DOWNLOADED THE APP JUST FOR THAT 😭😭 i have no clue how to play but but haechan 🤤🤤

[scarlett-vixen]

OMG UR BACK HIIII i’ve had so many beel thots while u were away….ive also been getting into the call of duty fandom because i have a type (large men capable of mass destruction)

ANYWAY I MISSED YOU -🍔

HIIIIIIIIIIII I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN I CAME BAAAAACK

Ah yes, we love getting sucked into a new fandom because of Our Type…lookin at you OP, JJK and SDS… it’s the reason I avoid new shows because I just KNOW I’ll absorb a new blorbo and I mentally can’t afford it rn💀 I have missed youuuu💖💖

[chuusheartattck]

HELPPP NIKOCADO AVOCADO???

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LMAOO

i was so surprised when i saw his reveal 😭😭

[hannie-dul-set]

https://m.facebook.com/kocowa/videos/zb1s-ricky-sings-all-by-myself-weekly-idol-ep638-kocowa/226508813791726/

I can't— 😭😭😭 I wanna laugh so bad if there werent people around me who're currently sleeping.

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he is so very dear to me.

[starboye]

transphobia?? In this economy??? -🍔

exactly like bffr

[forsaken-headcanons]

the prices correspond to the order of forsaken arrivals

for survivors it's when they first appear in the cabin but for killers is the order they first appear in a match

this order is

Noob, Jason (same time)

Elliot

Two Time

Shedletsky, Guest 1337, Builderman, 007n7 (same time)

Dusekkar

Chance

C00lkidd

John doe

1x1x1x1

they had to deal with jason alone for so long because a new person is added each month (every 30 days they lost track of most methods of telling time)

noob was alone with jason for a month and thus is the best at survival and nothing else (being able to consistently survive jason by yourself for weeks without end is probably a good way to survive most other things)

everyone got to see 007's reaction to c00lkidd being killer for the first time (he weeped on the floor most of the round, surprisingly not found by c00lkidd)

anyways it's like 4am i'm going to go get a snack (get it beca-💥💥💥💥

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Gasa4 reference.