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What if for pride this year the Australian government decided to cover gender affirming surgery on Medicare so we stop going into debt and killing ourselves over not being able to access it.
#government funded pride events feel very hollow when it’s clear that it’s all for optics#it’s like hard to want to celebrate when it feels like they just want to placate us with fun parties#I’m gonna start killing
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people will really write a fic titled nsfw headcanons and Not Fucking Tag it as explicit
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Good Omens season 2 finale. Thousands injured. MILLIONS DEAD.
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i would pay actual money to never have to see anything gravity falls related ever again
#i’m gonna start killing#if i have to hear one more person recommend i watch it bc its an arg#of all the fandoms to get a renaissance it had to be that one#tbc i don’t have anything against the show itself#i just had major beef with somebody who was obsessed with it#so now it pisses me off
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Tbh it feels like some of yall only acknowledge the existence of aspec people who date/have sex and QPRs when it comes to shipping. Like, y’all do not care in the slightest about aspec people until someone hcs a character as aspec and suddenly ~it’s a spectrum. What about QPRs. They can still date people.~ Y’all’s allyship is so performative. You don’t care about aro people, ace people, or people in QPRs, you just wanna force characters who don’t want to be in relationships into relationships.
#not at anyone specific btw just a general observation#anyways if I see one more nonaspec person use the ‘it’s a spectrum’ excuse as a reason to ship a character who is/is implied to be aspec#I’m gonna start killing#fern’s ramblings#asexual#aromantic#actually asexual#aspec#queue
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Transferring colleges is So Dumb who made this difficult on PURPOSE
#I’m gonna start killing#remy rambles#dude if I could go back in time I would be BEGGING my past self to make a better decision#BRO YOU COULD BE DOING WELL!! instead you did this. what the fuck#??#tho tbf who in gods name thought it was a good idea to make 17yearold me make this decision….#I keep having to gaslight myself into believing that it’s FINE and I’ll be FINE but every time. I come back to the fact that#I am not going to succeed here#my gpa will stay a 3.96 and I will never learn anything because the teachers here don’t KNOW anything#and if they do they can’t teach it well!!#anyways#vent ish#idk I’m frustrated and no one I trust to talk to/listen to me talk is awake
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are people actually trying to bully landlady and mr j
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I fucking HATE them.
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#they make me want to kill things with my teeth and hands#also more of my human bill design you will see more of him#I’m probably gonna get the book of bill tomorrow so I’ll soon start being abnormal about its contents too#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#human bill cipher#billford#bill x ford#I love toxic (soon to be old man) yaoi#I need to eat drywall I need to slam my head into a wall#nest time I’m at work I’m crawling into that trash compactor just to relieve myself of the illness#they’re in my fucking head I need to kill them both#toxic yaoi#yayyyyy
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toxic yuri vampires you will always be famous to me
#mysims#simblr#ts4#ts4 edit#the sims community#oc: naomi#oc: nadia#lethal devotion#I was gonna post these some other time but nie’s little smirk I’m entranced sorry#I need them both immediately. oh my god#AND NADIA 🧎🏻���️#no greater joy in life than making oc’s with ur friends#there’s this one specific scene I’ve been thinking about between nadia and nie#okay back story nie was assigned to kill nadia her client paid top dollar to see her killed#they know nadia is powerful but not much else about her is known#nie's snuck into her kingdom by being gifted to her as a lowly maid#one of the first things nadia says to nie is she’s too pretty to be doing her laundry and she’d look better on her knees#THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE 🫵🏼#nie’s first attempt at nadia life is by poison#but as soon as nadia bites into her food she’d slowly look up at her and begin laughing in her face#she’d grab her by the throat until they’re face to face and say something like#'you think ive never been poisoned before my dearest punishment?' and kiss her with the poision still on her lips#DONT even get my started on their nicknames#nadia calling nie her sweet creature my little sacrifice my darling monster#nie would call nadia my darling god with so much disdain and hate in her voice#as if she doesn’t dream of begging at her feet every second of the day#whatever 😒
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Apparently I’m just… I’m the mood for lineups?? Anyways, I did the champions for my king of the Gerudo au! This au is basically AOC but totk :)
#I always struggle with Daruk so I’m happy he actually turned out well!#king of the Gerudo#age of calamity#legend of Zelda#legend of zelda au#zelda au#I’m not gonna tag this as totk cuz there’s no spoilers#kotg daruk#kotg mipha#kotg revali#kotg urbosa#I should start tagging everyone huh#good thing this’ll be a fic and not a comic cuz their designs will kill me!
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GUYS
GUYS (+everyone else too ig)
So we all know brain dead/dead tired right? Tim x Danny?
Consider the following:
Tim as Gun Batman x Dan
Think about it!
Tim and Danny are extremely good friends (read, oblivious and head over heels). They start telling the other about their trauma. They start joke arguing about whose evil future self would win in a fight.
Danny realizes, hey, we can actually figure this out, and gives clockwork some puppy dog eyes to let them drop Dan and whoop ‘em GunTim style (Drake, for simplicity’s sake) somewhere they can’t hurt anyone. Mars, maybe.
It. Ah- Backfires. Spectacularly.
#ryan’s shouts into the void#up to you if I mean they start making out in the middle of the battlefield or they take over the world together#I like to think they bring each other bodies like a cat waking you up with a dead bird#i dub this ship#bloody grins#because i like the mental imagery that conjures#or possibly#dead bird#/#dead dove#dead tired#brain dead#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#red robin#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#dpxdc#Tim: This guy says he’s smarter than you!#Danny: Dan! I found someone wo can beat you into a pulp!#Dan & Drake: I’m gonna kill him!#Dan & Drake. locking eyes over the supposed-to-be battlefield: Oh no. He’s hot.#Dan & Drake. out of breath and exhausted and pissed that it was a *fucking draw*: well shit. guess i have to fuck him now.
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MAMI IS BAAAAAACK
#rhea ripley#rhea ripley wwe#wwe#monday night raw#wwe monday night raw#monday night mami#mamis gonna kill you#so maybe I’m alive#maybe I’ll start blogging again
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Suchin: Our living situation is temporary. I’m insane you’re insane, you know what happens when two insane people live together for too long? Starts with an “m”.
Kenshi: Making out.
Suchin: That’s right murder! Wait what.
#Kenshi then proceeds to just go#🧍uhhh no you’re right#the living situation does not turn out to be temporary#I’m gonna be completely honest and say kenshi made the first move#Suchin was jokingly flirting with him before but he actually tried to be romantic#he also started to lean into the joke flirting and Suchin panicked bc she can’t handle being genuinely flirted with 😔#Kenshi her blood pressure is already high enough you’re killing her#kenshi takahashi#suchin#mk suchin#kenshi x suchin#kensuchin#mortal kombat#mortal kombat incorrect quotes#cfa posts
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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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Brainrot
#skylanders#rockman#digital art#rockman v#skylanders trap team#Dr krankcase#mercury#stardroid mercury#stardroids#doom raiders#I like their dynamic#They want to kill eachother#as you may notice I did the classic Japanese box art for Mercury#I’m slowly regressing back to my childhood crush on krankcase#like this man is genuinely becoming slightly more handsome to me day by day#I’m starting to like Bon Jovi too thanks to this bitch#tell me what you think#did anyone else have a crush on this man?#literally I thought he was gonna jump out of the trap and take me to a better place#I was a troubled kid#love him though
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guys i was just walking back to my apartment and i saw this clear box on the ground and these frat guys circling it so i asked what happened and they said there was a squirrel with rabies in there so i looked and he was so small and he was shaking in the corner of the box and he looked so scared :( i asked how they know it has rabies and they said “cause the sign says it” but i don’t know how the people who wrote the sign knew. they said they thought animal control was on the way but i don’t really trust them. they were calling their frat buddies to come take pictures with it
#it was so devastating i just started crying so i left#but i’m pretty sure squirrels like barely ever get rabies so i’m scared they’re just gonna kill it for no reason#he was so little and scared.#the world is an EVIL place and god isn’t real
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