#I’m gonna fucking riot

[karmas-void]

There’s no rage quite like a literature student getting a average grade in a writing class

[miyamiwu]

No, seriously, a KaiNess breakup that leaves Ness with no development would be much crueler than the NagiReo breakup

NagiReo at least sincerely see each other as friends

Kaiser, however, thinks of Ness as nothing more but a tool he can discard at will… Ness thinking they’re friends is completely one-sided, so seeing him just carelessly abandoned hurts so much 😔

If only Kaiser, the manipulator, gets any character development in this match while Ness, the person he manipulated, gets none, I’m gonna need to bash a certain mangaka’s head against a wall

[knox-knocks]

Thinking about wymack trying to break the news to the rookie kid about their problems with the japanese mafia without scaring him off the team only for the rookie kid to have his very own ties to a different but related gang is too fucking funny to me

[camifornilla]

RIOT YOU FUCKASS SONS OF BITCHES HOW DARE YOU BRING IN “OUR LOVE” DURING THIS FATHER(S) DAUGHTER(S) TRAGIC MEMORY MOMENT. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS

[britcision]

Out here trying to just write a fun and slightly awkward first time but these goddamn men are suddenly out here giving themselves Revelations and Dramatic Moments and the best worst sex of both of their lives and I just

That is not what this is for

That is not what I wanted

But it’s good shit and I have nowhere else to put it and if I stop and go back what the hell else do I do instead?

[gritty-big-naturals]

travis konecny you are The philadelphia flyer, apparently

[wonderlandmind4]

BUCKY 👏🏼 BARNES 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 A 👏🏼GODDAMN 👏🏼 SUPERVILLAIN 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 NEVER 👏🏼 WAS 👏🏼

[teecupangel]

Thoughts ond the new web comic for ac black flag?

Someone in the Kenway bloodline is a whore and I hope the plot twist is it isn’t Edward but Haytham. XD

Okay, so in all seriousness, Edward Kenway is like the 2nd poster boy of Assassin’s Creed and it shows. Before this webtoon, there was also a manga called Assassin’s Creed Black Flag: Kakusei (usually translated as ‘Awakening’) and it is considered as noncanon (where the descendant is a half-Japanese student that's Edward's descendant from his mother's side) while the webtoon seemed to be considered to be canon.

So for the webtoon, I have dipped my feet in the high seas and all I could find was the Indonesian version for the 1st chapter so I can’t be sure of what’s happening but the main character is a descendant of Edward Kenway and this is set after Black Flag.

Which is a bit weird as the ending of Black Flag made it clear that Edward was returning to England with Jenny but it’s highly possible that Edward is in that time period where he’s looking for Isu related artifacts and temples for the Brotherhood (which included the temple in Alamut).

I always assumed that Edward had that adventure after Haytham was born as noted in AC wiki though but, because this webtoon is supposed to be canon and set after Black Flag, it's highly possible it must have taken the genetic memory of Edward Kenway from the main character and one of the plot points is that Edward would have a love interest in this one and the main character is a descendant of Edward and that love interest.

Because if they were using Desmond Miles' genetic memory, the Edward Kenway portions of the webtoon must happen between late 1722 - early 1725 (at most 8~10 months before December). In other words, before Haytham is conceived.

If they were using the main character's genes though, it's free game 'cause I won't be surprised if Edward cheated on someone like Tessa Kenway. (cheating is bad though so please don't)

Now, one could argue, “maybe they’re using Edward’s remains like what Layla did?” and yes, that’s a possibility. Just because the main character is a descendant does not mean Abstergo is using his actual genetic memory to access Edward’s memories. For all we know, he’s being used to get a high synchronization rating using the DNA from Edward's remains.

So I guess we’ll just have to see where this goes.

But the most important thing:

The fuck is this? Is that supposed to be Altaïr and Ezio???

Are you guys telling us he’s also the descendant of Altaïr and Ezio?! Because I call bullshit on that. This would mean that this dude would have had to have a similar genetic makeup to Desmond unless you’re going to say “oh, the Altaïr genes came from Darim not Sef, don’t worry”. One of the main points in AC is that Desmond is the only known descendant of Auditore AND Ibn-La'Ahad blood (until Elijah). If the main character has the same bloodline as Desmond, then dear god, Minerva’s gonna grab this innocent bystander and drag him to the Grand Temple to be sacrificed instead of Desmond.

Or is this another case of “we thought that Ezio was Altaïr’s descendant, oops!” that I’ve seen in two different official Japanese AC booklet???

Although...

So wild wild theory...

Absolutely not gonna happen...

The age of the main character is a bit of a mystery but if this is set in 2023 and he's around mid teens to at most 19, he could be another one of Desmond's kids. 20 is pushing it and anything beyond that though would be, uuuhhh, possible but you don't wanna think about that.

[dany36]

finally got all of the memories and…wow, that’s beyond fucked up 😔 can Zelda stop having to wait for hundreds of years for Link please. Can’t she just chill and be happy

[optizcool]

ok i understand the people who make jokes about shadow being some heartless evil guy or whatever but i hope all of you know that he is a good hedgehog. HE IS. HE HAS LOVE IN HIS HEART JUST LOCKED AWAY BECAUSE HIS SISTER DIED AND SACRIFICED HER LIFE FOR HIM TO KEEP LIVING AND AND AND AND AND nobody understands how insane i am about hedgehog jesus it’s insane.

somebody euthanize me. stat.

[burichu]

So I recently found out I have Celiac and boy oh boy the amount of food I suddenly can’t eat anymore is STAGGERING.

There’s wheat flour in EVERYTHING.

I’m also disabled and unable to work so we survive on my husband’s income, and uh, shit’s fucking tight y’all. Trying to be gluten free when you’re poor is so hard.

AND I’m Autistic with ARFID so I already had dietary restrictions.

Just gonna mourn all the food losses I have to deal with now 😭

[ajokeformur-ray]

I’m trying very hard not to fall apart from stress like I did last year. This daily cycle of work-study-work is so draining and I’m not entirely sure that a) I’ll graduate and b) that if I do, I’ll have my sanity intact…

[aquatic-batt]

we will not turn back the clock.

Riot goes by she/her pronouns

[andrebearakovsky]

If Colton Parayko is not the next Blues captain I swear to god I am going to Doug Armstrong’s house with the pitchfork

[lifeisahighway]

ugh they’re gonna put callum with jonny aren’t they

[sassygwaine]

holy fuck i have eaten so much fucking food today and it has all tasted incredible