#I’m gonna have an aneurysm
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girl how easy would it be to convert u into the jaime x catelyn and roose x catelyn cults bc both r sorely lacking members
both come w the possibility w milf zombie sex😌
Alright.
Look.
When I first saw this ask I was all.
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like I said previously. I can admire this ship from the dock.
But like. Idk I think this is a psyop and you’re living in my walls bc this ask is a week old.
I let it marinate. I sat on it.
I can’t tell you why.
Maybe the ancestors are trying to tell me something, man.
Bc since you came into my ask box.
I have been
drip
fed.
Slowly.
Some fine ass Roose content.
And my man Jaime deserves some MILF pussy that ISNT related to him by blood, so I think Catelyn would treat my mans right. She deserves to be railed like a whore (respectfully) and he deserves to cry and be held afterwards and I think that would be enrichment for both of them.
I feel like I’m in some alternate universe. Usually this ain’t my bag. But I would be LYING if I said I wasn’t INTRIGUED.
#backshots from the rack#oops all Jaime#she pet tha fishy#i’m gonna have an aneurysm#asoiaf#askbox#if you betray me on this I will never forgive you beloved moot
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There’s no rage quite like a literature student getting a average grade in a writing class
#I’m gonna have an aneurysm#or commit a war crime#I got one grade less than last exam despite having fucked up an entire number in the last one#like I know I’m not good at speech analysis#but holy fucking shit dude#on top of that not getting even 13 points in oral grade after basically running lessons on my own#I’m gonna fucking riot#ignore this
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Reading some of these Baki fics is like turning me into an actual hater omfgggggggggggggg some mfs just needa make ocs and leave canon characters alonnnee
#sorry I’m js in a hater mood#just read smth w a grossly ooc Baki and it gave me secondhand embarrassment#like what did you do to my little goober#my little princess#I’m gonna have an aneurysm#ignore this y’all I’m like annoyed#haterisms or whatever
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Having online friends you only interact with on one app in a niche fandom means that you’ll get jumpscared by their art when searching on tumblr for fan content.
@nightcat-png points at you
#malevolent#yes Night this is targeted at you#I’m never active on this hell site#how dare you scare me by being known to others#if I see your stupid little malevolent doodles on this app#again#I’m gonna have an aneurysm
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FUCK IM GONNA BE IN TOWN ON THE 3RD BC THAT IS FREE COMIC BOOK DAYYYYY
FUCKKKKKKKK
And that comic book store is the biggest and best in my areaaaa
Someone please tell me that Tommy and his friends have absolutely no interest in comics- i mentally cannot- im going to be so focused on comics my brain is already not gonna be functioning properly I don’t need this- my brain is not going to comprehend if two cool/odd things happen in one day- please please please just- i am of course going to go because i will get free comics even if i have to walk through hell. And it’s not like anything is gonna happen, it’s just a small possibility. Oh god.
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I don’t like how the 3rd is free…
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My town is somewhere in between those too and apparently is a tourist attraction to non-usa folk…
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Please do not haunt my area Tommyinnit (I say as I’d be indoors the whole time anyways because I’m disabled. Honestly feel free to haunt here; you’d actually love it. There is hiking, dragon store, walkable town, gaming store, cool art, gay shit. I won’t see you anyways. However, you might like Albany more for your day off. More shit like museums there. Pretty sure an aquarium.)
#are you shitting me#PLEASE just be chilling and resting in your hotel room n relax and don’t do anything 🙏#i’m gonna have an aneurysm#or a panic attack#or a stroke#or a seizure#this is almost a coincidence#well it’s just a coincidence#this is just my anxiety it’s fine…#I’m gonna go double check that no one on the tour has an interest in comics real quick-#cat rambles
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God I wish the biggest threat to democracy was Facebook bans and not the threat of physical violence and book banning
#tim walz#jd vance#vp debate#us politics#ill give vance one thing#he doesn’t need to sound smart if he’s confidently wrong#I’m gonna finish my assignments before I have an aneurysm
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Five x [spoiler redacted] wasn’t that surprising and not that confusing for me (I actually love that for him), but it’s confusing that he almost threw away all of his hard work saving his family for it.
#tua s4#tua#five hargreeves#number five#the umbrella academy#the type to talk#I’m gonna shut about this show before I have an aneurysm though#I’m not okay.
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this just sums up how I feel about the past 48 hours
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#twitter#politics#biden administration#joe biden#us politics#i’m gonna have an aneurysm so large it sends bullets flying into every politician’s head and kills them
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I AM UNWELL
#THEY PLAYED IT THEY FUCKING PLAYED IT LIVE#I HOPE SOMEONE GOT VIDEO OF IT#THEY FUCKING NEVER PLAY HEADFIRST SLIDE#I’M GONNA HAVE A GODDAMN ANEURYSM FUCK#fall out boy#headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet#headfirst slide#folie a deux#literally their best song#what a gorgeous track#oh my god i’m praying they play it during the tour#i’m gonna shit myself
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at work except this time i can’t stop thinking about willy and his fuckin tree trunks
#my thoughts#william nylander#bro does NOT skip leg day#if i see one more pic of him in some tight ass shorts i’m gonna have an aneurysm#(/pos)
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who do i inquire with about a request for translating an R18 doujinshi…. who are some active translation groups that take requests… this fcking doujin has been scanlated and posted for 2 years and nobody has translated it screaming crying eating my fingers
#it’s a drama and i need to know the plot i’m gonna have an aneurysm#i remember and check like every few months and become overcome with rage and lust#txt
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Bluesnow my beloved
#I’m sure I could incest-ify many relationships in the books#but I’ve literally read like three LOL#And I might have an aneurysm from emotions#moomflower. I think that was her name. LOL watching down from starclan like. ok my daughters are a little strange but I love them <33#they’re so lucky to have so many mates and also be mates#everyone else just like ….. ok ….. weird but eh they aren’t hurting anyone (but thistle)#ALSO THANK FUCK HE DIED IN THE BOOK. BUT FUCK YOU not giving him screen time of it!!!!!!#I hope he had like. a last second ‘oh fuck this sucks I’m gonna d’*dies* pls
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who failed everyone on this website so bad that none of y’all understand the trolley problem
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By existing as a citizen in and paying taxes to the imperial core, we automatically hold complicity in imperialist oppression because we are literally footing the bill for it. That is just the basic nature of being born to privilege in systems of oppression in general. We can be disadvantaged and marginalized in every single other consideration and we still have to understand and cope with this, and ensure we leverage it as effectively as possible.
Voting abstinence/sabotage does not absolve us of our responsibility to do everything in our power to lessen harm, but it DOES show that when our personal morals aren't satisfied, we retreat into (imperialist, this time) privilege to 'wash our hands' of the situation and declare it's not our fault and it's not our problem.
#i’m honestly considering blacklisting the word trolley from my dash#if i see one more person misuse the trolley problem for rhetorical purposes im gonna have an aneurysm#idc if you vote for biden or not but stop bringing up the trolley problem as a gotcha#please for the love of god
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I thought I was over my good omens phase but bro, the leaked images and videos coming out today… boy… I THOUGHT I LEFT
#orgchaos rambles#but srsly#I’ll be so upset if I fall back into it#good omens s3#like the whole drama with Neil is one thing#but he’s off the project now#and I KNOW the third season/movie is not gonna be good or what I want#but I am so surprised that I’m still hyped seeing them all dressed up in their outfits#that fandom is filled with love and trauma yes but also so much care for the ineffable husbands#I really just wanted to stick with hazbin tho bc even though it’s a younger and smaller fandom than im used to#it seems to have semi good roots?#like viv isn’t a predator#it’s women owned and queer run/written#so like… I have hopes for it#but also I fear that hazbin s2 and go s3 will come out around the same time and I will have an aneurysm#like… I’ve done the math#it’s very possible they’re gonna come out in the same month/around each other#also i don’t think their gonna advertise s3 as much as they did for s2 bc of all the drama#and I know hazbin is gonna go fucking crazy with marketing#but like…#these are two shows I super care about#one has my heart and I have history with (4-5 yrs with good omens) and the other is my newest infatuation (1 year)#but I think just the amount of fic I write for hazbin has to be telling it means more to me than I think#but go has gotten me through A LOT of shit#and s2 was awful and it broke me and I’ve always hated Neil at least a little bit (before the accusations bc of envy and then afterwards#for legitimate reasons and hatred)#but also s2 made me hate him bc he was so fucking stupid with the writing of it#I will never forgive him.#for any of the things he’s done#he’s a monster
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the way i have to choose between making money or focusing on the fact my father is in the hospital should honestly be a fucking crime! LIKE NO SORRY IM NOT EXACTLY GIDDY ABOUT GOING IN AND SLICING FUCKING DELI MEAT FOR PEOPLE WHILE GOING THROUGH A CRISIS
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I had a dream I was hanging out at the mall with a cute girl and i might actually throw myself into the Grand Canyon
I want a gf so bad,,,,,,
#jay’s rambles :)#being single SUCKS right now#being on my period is not helping my attachment issues#literally cried seeing a cute couple earlier I’m gonna have an aneurysm#she had black hair and glasses#so basically half the fictional characters i fall for#jfc damn
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