#I’m going to chew on the walls
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who was the dumbass that decided to make iPhone chargers Like That™. I just want to talk.
#personal#I bought a new charger only a couple of months ago and it already has the turtleneck of death#it stops charging unless I wriggle it in a very specific direction#it’s made that way on purpose I’m so sure of it#I’m going to chew on the walls
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
me the the entire time:
#THE GREY HAIR HAD ME FERAL#I WAS CHEWING ON THE WALLS OF MY ENCLOSURE#FUCKKING HELL HES NEVER LOOKED MORE DADDY#never felt the need to be impregnated so bad#HE WAS SO FUCKING DAD THE ENTIRE Con#NEED HIM TO KEEP THIS UP FOR THE ASIA STOPS#ah it make sense i am ovulating in a few days#BUT GODDAMN HE LOOKS TOOK GOOD I FEAR THIS IS ONE OF HIS BEST LOOKS#he just so.. dependable i’m going insane#seventeen smut#seungcheol#scoups
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Wait.
WAIT.
I may be tripping because I never took any music class and I do not play that much but ??? This is the same melody ???? Not only do they both put their hand on their heart after the hugs but the melody seems similar too !!!!
Please someone come and tell me if I’m delusional because HOLY COW.
#Also I’m going to chew wall#these sound like a dance then it LOOKS like a dance.#Like in the first clip it sounds as if Charles was alone because there is only one sound#then another come a sound slightly different when Edwin walk closer#the sounds rise and rise and then it completely intertwine together when they hug.#AND THEN In the second clip the way they put their hands on each other :#: one on the waist the second on the shoulder. THE WAY THEY BREAK THE HUG ?!? HELLO IT LOOKS LIKE A DANCE#paineland#payneland#painland#edwin payne#charles x edwin#edwin x charles#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#meta
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inside me are two wolves. one wants to go on a romantic picnic in the necropolis with the scholarly gentleman professor and accidentally touch hands and the other one wants to get [REDACTED] by Elgar’nan while he [REDACTED] with his [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED]
#I’m going insane.#if anyone needs me I’m in the lighthouse walls chewing my arm off#missy meows#datv#elgar'nan#emmrich volkarin
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Not the undone shirt & bow tie combo GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
#yup I’m going straight to hell😫#climbing the walls#eating grass#chewing up carpet#pedro pascal#the materialists
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odesta rapunzel au in the sense that finnick tries to seduce annie by smiling at her but since mother gothel told her that showing teeth = sign of aggression annie’s knee jerk response is to whack him with her frying pan
#odesta#not embarrassed of this topic either but i’m not crazy passionate about the idea#so that’s why it’s going here i only want the main blog filled w things that make me wanna chew on dry wall#like im not gonna write this au but someone should#annie has major lost princes vibes#speaking of annie#annie cresta#finnick odair
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Lucifer and the brothers are so so entrenched in grief but my guy. Luci baby ik you panicked and make bad decisions in response to 1) your brothers being at risk 2) your authority being ignored but my god you trapped your youngest brother that adored you in your OTHER GRIEF ROOM W RELICS FROM YOUR PAST LIVES TO ACTIVELY STEW IN IN ISOLATION W/ NO SUPPORT
#text#ohhhh my god oh my god#yeah that’ll retraumatize a guy pretty bad!!!#no wonder belphie wound up getting violent in ch. 16s specific circumstances#Lucifer probably assumed it would be fine if he took him out of the room himself post the human exchange student leaving#no conspiring nope no siree#like yeah belphie would hate him but that’s fine#I’m going to scream#this is in reference to prev post#and I don’t wanna derail bc it’s about Michael#every time I learn more about this game I wanna chew on a wall#obey me
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NEW MUSIC BOX WHO DIS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#sillyposting#I’m so excited oh my god#I’ve been begging my dad to make me one for like a year#and I finally got one for Christmas!!!!#he did so good holy shit he’s so talented#he glued a bunch of different kinds of wood together to make this pattern#like he went all out on the creativity I’m OBSESSED#AHHHHHHHHHHHH#best Christmas present ever I’m going to chew the walls
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Still trying to assuage myself over not hearing evermore (and Peter) live even though it was in my own freaking country that if I had been there I would have been an absolute mess of a human being and the world didn’t need that so.
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You know I’ll let it slide eventually but I’m here to rant just a little more.
I will accept NOTHING but an aroace Tolya and the writers can fight me about it, erasing that is just beyond disrespectful and I will choose to interpret that little odd look as platonic admiration and nothing more, but!
If they wanted an unrequited love triangle for Kanej just to add a little more drama (as if those two needed it tbh) Jesper was right fucking there! Jesper with his gigantic crush on Kaz, with his unwavering loyalty to him even when he’s being treated rather cruelly by Kaz, and his feelings of inadequacy, of not being enough, and his misplaced sporadic jealousy of Inej that he then feels so guilty about because she’s his best friend but still he wishes Kaz would look at him the way he looks at her and treat him the way he treats her, and his little talk with Inej about how they both deserve better than Kaz but they still can’t help their feelings for him. How he slowly gets over his crush on Kaz by falling for Wylan, how Wylan sometimes worries that Jesper will never look at him the way he looks at Kaz, but Jesper feels so much more with him, how he learns what real love and admiration is like when he’s with Wylan until eventually his feelings for Kaz just cease to exist and he just sees him as Kaz always saw him. A brother.
Like we already had the perfect unrequited angsty love triangle in canon, they could’ve worked with that, there is absolutely zero need to force another one!
#shadow and bone#sab spoilers#shadow and bone season 2#kanej#wesper#kaz x inej#jesper x wylan#kaz x jesper#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#six of crows#I’m chewing glass and crawling the walls literally so salty#they let the ‘Jesper having a crush on Kaz’ storyline go? that’s their problem we don’t need another love triangle thank you#details of your incompetence do not interest me @sabwriters
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just the look what you made me do video is so iconic.
like it literally opens with this shot
and never stops delivering at any fucking point
#kelly babels#i’m going feral#scratching the walls of my enclosure#i’m chewing glass#look what you made me do
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the clearer my vision gets for how gortash processes zeke the less i can describe it.
#i am merely flesh and blood i can’t put it into words lol!#it’s all abstract metaphors. like what do i do with ‘he wants the moment a babe opens its eyes for the first time and chew on it until#nothing is left’ what do you do with that.#zeke is his archnemesis but also inherently his child/ultimate creation through destruction because of that#taking apart the walls of your home piece by piece and replacing them with ones that will fall down on you…#gort is braining baby zeke with a precise hammer strike and eating the contents (his meat seasoned with suffering)#still thinking about viscera in a baby crib btw. that sparked a whole thing. gort keeping it among his other zeke trophies…#i’m so tired i completely forgot where i was going with this but. have whatever this is i guess#cheers for filial cannibalism or whatever
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just reached the point in the family holiday where I’m starting to get overwhelmed just from Being Around People with no real break for over a week now 🫠
#love my family#love my grandparents#need to not talk to anyone for a solid day#and today WAS my break day I slept till almost 11 and we didn’t go anywhere#but I’m chewing the walls and trying to work out how to not talk to anyone without being rude 😖
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i would say that hotd is about equal to seasons 1-3 of got for me. is it a perfect adaption of the source material? no, because there’s a reason they call asoiaf an unadaptable series. is it a perfectly written show? no, i think there are a few misses that stand out specifically bc they’re kind of puzzling when you look at how great the overall product is.
but do i still cry every time aegon cuts alicent off and asks her if she loves him and she responds with “you imbecile”? you bet your ass i do, just like i sit there wanting to peel my own face off when ned gives varys That Look and says “i learned how to die a long time ago.” it’s not a perfect product but yes i DO rewatch it constantly, absolutely i do!!
#getting on my soap box#like when rhaenyra turns to jace and says whatever claim is left to me you are it’s heir and he makes that face and straightens up a bit.#when jaqen suggest to arya that she go to braavos and she says ‘and my sister. i have to find her too.’#like i’m crawling the walls i am chewing glass and eating paint here#i think they do a good job of suggesting in dialogue the thoughts that we are not privy to in a visual medium#[robb & catelyn’s story do Not fucking interact]
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We didn’t get a sonic 2 trailer till December, when it finished filming around July. So probably won’t get a sonic 3 trailer till later on. Which is fine with me cause I am not emotionally ready for it right now.
Oh, yeah! I completely agree. I don’t think that we’ll receive any marketing for Sonic 3 until late summer/early fall. That’s my speculation though ❤️✨
#Until then I’m gonna go chew on some dry wall and scream into the void. Gonna go scan every single square inch of that photo and look for…#… some Gamer Secrets!#mystery anon#off topic
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tipped my uber courier hella extra bc she helped call an ambulance for a homeless woman while waiting for my order 🥺 and idk i was chatting with her about it in the app and it just made me love people sm 🤍
#especially in this town bc all the rich transplants here are SO MEAN to the unhoused 😭#i can’t even imagine if the order was for someone else instead of me#they probably would’ve chewed this poor girl out#it didn’t even take long either but i told her to take as much time as she needs there’s no rush#what a sweetheart#i also got curious and looked her up on FB because she had the most unique name ever#and she’s actually mutuals with a ton of my circus friends#so NO WONDER she’s such a kind person 🥹🥹🥹#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#i’m actually in such a good mood today#ALSO#i found a townhouse super close to where i already live#and i’m going through a diff property manager who said i’m qualified so! i’m pretty sure i have a good chance of getting it#it’s SUCH a cute space tho omg#and my possible future neighbors are 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#it’s also 3 neighbors all in a little gated community#and the walls of the backyard are SO HIGH YOU GUYS I DONT THINK MY DOGS CAN JUMP IT#it’s also the same price i’m paying for my current house!!!#the neighborhood is a little dodgy but i’ve lived in worse areas LMFAO#i actually like it a bit better than the other house i was trying to get#bc of the gated community and extra security#no one’s gonna steal my car that’s for sure ahahaHAHAHA#ALSO GUYS IT HAS A BALCONY!!!!!!!!!#AND THE KITCHEN IS SO HUGE AND PRETTY JFC#idk why it’s so huge actually it’s kinda wild LOL#i feel so good today tbh
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