#I’m approaching

[foldingfittedsheets]

I feel the need to share since my lube post is going around that my life is just like that since I worked at the sex shop. Sex Ed is a very standard topic. People just immediately pick up a vibe from me and even in situations where someone doesn’t know I used to sling dildos for a living they’ll just start confiding sex stuff to me.

Not in a creeper way. But like this weight had been lifted and they can finally talk freely about sexual topics. The energy I put off is just so blasé and accepting that people tell me about their sex lives, usually very quickly after meeting me. They usually then have a moment of panic or regret and apologize but I always reassure them that I used to work in a shop and that I see nothing odd about talking about it.

My go-to line is, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.” They always laugh. Then the questions get more specific or people start asking for brand recommendations. It’s always been funny to me.

My beloved has always been a little confused by it. “People don’t just start talking to me about sex! I know you don’t bring it up. It just always seems to go there when people talk to you.”

“It’s just my energy.”

The first time I was meeting their mom she was coming to stay with us. We picked her up from the airport and brought her home. My beloved went upstairs to use the bathroom. When they came back down their mom was asking me questions about vibrators and their jaw hit the floor.

In our room later they said, “She doesn’t even talk to me about that stuff! She’s so embarrassed about sex topics, I cannot believe she was asking you about that!”

“What can I say,” I shrugged, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.”

[poqu]

some of my various october sketches/wips :’)

[you-can-taste-colours]

Hey everyone. Last year I made the New Years resolution to take over earth. Well, as you all know, I did it! Earth is and will always be under my complete control and ownership.

That brings me to my next matter, this years New Years resolution. This year, I vow to take over the solar system! I hope to see you all in your sun houses soon.

[catdile]

Fleshed out and redid some of Odile and Siffrin’s whole backstory for the modern au

[kevinsdsy]

literally shaking now that we know more about kevjean lore

[meltedmush]

Everywhere I go, I see his face... I'll be reading, take a moment to check Tumblr, and then when I return to my book, there he is... Binghorse. No more characters. Just Binghorse...

Uhhhh I think you’ve been microdosing or even macrodosing on Binghorse HAHA

[formulanni]

Sergio Perez as The Page of Cups:

The Page of Cups can represent the potential for new beginnings, positive experiences, and creative inspiration. This heralds a happy surprise of some kind. The fish that pops out of the cup is a signal that one's unconscious is attempting to make contact, though sometimes one does not understand what is meant to be said.

Taglist: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

Special shoutout to @your-ace-cousin-clover for helping me remember to post this 😭

[spicymotte]

comparing yourself to younger artists who had way different access to digital art supplies than you in early the 2000 is so tempting but ultimately it benefits no one

[evildeerboy]

whenever ian hears even slightly indie music in my car he asks “what is this, do you know this person” and 99% of the time i have to be like “no ian that’s the hyperpop duo Food House i do not know them personally” but yesterday he asked “vylet pony? is that one of your furry friends” and i finally got to answer “if you count twitter mutuals i’ve never spoken to then yes”

[d1rthaus]

Road to Nowhere 12” / 7” Cover Art - Talking Heads 1985

[dress-up-bestie]

Dress up game players when you tell them there will be intense lore at the function

[ukaroz]

I love the “One of the ingredients, a carrot, is speaking to me” so there you have it, an angry-looking carrot Riddle (｀・∀・´)

And a bonus zoom in since I like his angry face sm…

[kinardscake]

Be careful what you wish for is just so true.

Hope whoever wanted Eddie to cheat in the bachelor party scenes is enjoying this new development. :) They did get what they wanted, right? Just with a different person.

Meanwhile so many of us just wanted Buck to be happy and to be cherished and loved. And guess what? Buck is in an stable, committed relationship. Love to see it.

[ezdotjpg]

if I had a nickel for every time a beloved piece of franchise media that I felt really captured something special was followed up by a sequel that’s grander in scale but utterly devoid of or even antithetical to the themes of its predecessor. I would have 3 nickels. and that’s enough to write a whole video essay.

[softly-and-suddenly]

People are so boring about classic literature sometimes. Like I know it’s cool to be critical of men in books from the 19th century or whatever but it just leads to ripping out all of the nuance in favor of “Uh all of the Brontë men were evil and abusive and that’s all there is to those characters.” Say something interesting. I’m begging you

[ruinillusion]

look mizuki i even drew ur gf! plz come home 😀