#I’m a penguin
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Let me spin you all a tale:
Me: laying in bed
My door on the second floor of the house I’m alone in: opens just a crack
Me:
#I just didn’t push the door fully shut#but when I say my soul left my body for about 2 seconds there#flight or flight kicked in immediately#and brother#I’m a penguin
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~ via mignonettetakespictures ~
#ok which ones ur fav?#I’m partial to the pigeons cus I’m a bird mom#but the third one … perfection lol#the black and white cat is giving !#cottagecore#nature#naturecore#animals#cute#funny#the penguins!!
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#one piece#heart pirates#trafalgar law#penguin one piece#Shachi one piece#Bepo one piece#my art#I’m so obsessed with that panda design#I put it on Penguin’s shirt on the swallow island pic#but the shirt is old and faded enough you can’t really see it
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#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#kris letang#evgeni malkin#marc andre fleury#minnesota wild#i’m ok i’m fine#nhl#hockey
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being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum
#i’m shy so give me a week to get comfortable and it’s all hands on deck for me babe#i could be insane in peace 🥰#i mean i also know arkham asylum is like not that great but in my head i’d thrive there#therapy sessions just me hooking up with jonathan crane#harley quinn being my wife#jonathan crane x reader#scarecrow x reader#harley quinn x reader#jerome valeska x reader#victor zsasz x reader#riddler x reader#ed nygma x reader#oswald cobblepot x reader#penguin x reader#joker x reader#poison ivy x reader#arkham asylum#gotham#dc comics#dc characters
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forget the horrors and think about this baby achieving everything he wanted and more (first goal, 2005 vs 600th goal, 2024)
#the little sideways bounce and \o/....#and of course his gaping mouth#don't be sad think of his little aw shucks face as the boys came in hot to love on him....#also the man trying to get in on the crosby family action is a “rizzo??/rizzle??” according to max talbot on the alt broadcast#“that's a pittsburgh guy. rizz. and he's been his agent.” (i guess he's dee rizzo from caa)#honestly i’m so tired of media doomsmongering#we’re hitting so many big milestones this year and i wish they’d spare us the doom and gloom in at least the articles covering them#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#hockey#long post#and when i say long post i really mean it. if that bothers you please for your sanity block me
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how are you a grown man and this cute. actually crying and screaming on the floor. 😭😭😭
#‘i’m gonna keep this cat’ ‘that’s a penguin..’ *smiles like the cutie pie he is*#iMMMM SOOOO DONE#need him#he’s so special to me#HIS SMILEEE 😭#SAVE ME HIS SMILE MAKES MY DAY BRIGHTER WHAT IF I SAID THAT#I LOVE HIM!!!!#brian quinn#impractical jokers#brian quinn x reader
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Floyd and the newly named Billie the service bat!
#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls fanart#tbt#trolls 3#floyd trolls#Billie the bat#disabled Floyd#I’m blaming Club Penguin for my love of creatures that are just balls of fluff#and Star Trek#puffles and tribbles I’m looking at you guys!#naming conventions make me want to call the trolls bats ‘Battles’
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Matt Reeves, he better stay safe or I’ll see you in court !!!!
#GUESS WHO WATCHED THE FIRST EP OF PENGUIN#Oz be like It’s Free Son#victor aguilar#I’m gonna need 20000 fics of him#bonding with the batkids. he’s kinda like a softer jason and I love him deeply#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#dc#dc comics#reevesverse#oz cobblepot#penguin#hbo
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If y’all haven’t gone and watch the new Batman show with mama penguin this is your sign to go do it
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
#like come on#‘sex and romance are what makes us human!’#*chucks a penguin at you* BEHOLD! A MAN!!!#aspec#aromantic#asexual#aphobes fuck off#aphobia#I’m not aspec myself but fuck you if you think I’m not gonna stand up for the aspec people I love
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the special interest will not die. computers and malware forever
#shitpost#autism#mutuals#i’m so used to making cookie run posts I almost tagged as cookie run lol#neopets#newgrounds#portal#1990s#2000s nostalgia#early 2000s#2000s#2000s aesthetic#clippy#bonzi buddy#malware#super mario 64#sm64#mario 64#old youtube#club penguin#windows xp#windows 2000#old web#old internet#early internet#2000s web#early web#invader zim
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I, like everyone else watching this show, have spent every episode wondering if someone will even mention The Batman. But it didn’t click for me until this episode why The Batman and Bruce Wayne are so absent from this narrative.
We’ve been told this whole season that no one cares about Crown Point, no one cares about the poor people of Gotham - Bruce Wayne is the Prince of Gotham. The Batman has corruption to root out of high places, “real” villains to deal with. Why would either of them pay much attention to a gang war on the other side of the proverbial tracks that only takes place over the span of a month or so?
Only when Oz obtains the wealth and status that allows him to be a part of the elite of Gotham do we see the Batsignal, the literal sign that he has now risen to the notice of Gotham’s protector. That he is now considered a villain who needs Batman’s attention. It’s SUCH interesting commentary on how monsters are made and becoming something worth slaying.
#the penguin#hbo the penguin#oswald cobblepot#the batman#battison#don’t even talk to me about Victor or Francis I’m not ready#sofia falcone#sofia gigante
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HE LOOKS SO GOOD. also… shorts???
update: yes. shorts.
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“Alfred Date learned how to knit in 1932.
In 2015, at 109 he created tiny clothes for Phillip Island Penguins who needed woolen jumpers in the wake of the oil spill to help prevent penguins from swallowing the oil when they attempted to clean themselves.
Alfred ‘Alfie’ Date passed away in 2016 at 110 years old.”
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#i’m not crying you are#omg alfie!! what an amazing man!#this touched my whooole soul. heart. my BEING!!#cottagecore#this needs to be seen#uplifitng#positive#penguins#wholesome#animals#knitting#happy news#cute#Phillip island penguins#heartwarming
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Emoji time again
#one piece#donquixote doflamingo#penguin one piece#Shachi one piece#Eustass kid#killer one piece#kilpen#kilguin#shastass#pensha#my art#emojis#I don’t think I’ve ever tagged my other emoji posts I don’t even know how to find them now#anyway I’m. making an emoji server maybe#I should probably join one to see what it looks like
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