#I’m a penguin

[nerdlydelicious]

Let me spin you all a tale:

Me: laying in bed

My door on the second floor of the house I’m alone in: opens just a crack

Me:

[syrupfog]

(meme)

[badangle]

[kensatou]

forget the horrors and think about this baby achieving everything he wanted and more (first goal, 2005 vs 600th goal, 2024)

[strawberrybyers]

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

[inkyboyo]

how are you a grown man and this cute. actually crying and screaming on the floor. 😭😭😭

[artistmarchalius]

Floyd and the newly named Billie the service bat!

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves, he better stay safe or I’ll see you in court !!!!

[goatisbetheres]

from timbits to the big leagues 🥹

[angerydj]

If y’all haven’t gone and watch the new Batman show with mama penguin this is your sign to go do it

[literalcyborg]

Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?

Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?

Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?

Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.

I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.

Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.

[hunterrrs]

HE LOOKS SO GOOD. also… shorts???

update: yes. shorts.

[happyheidi]

“Alfred Date learned how to knit in 1932.

In 2015, at 109 he created tiny clothes for Phillip Island Penguins who needed woolen jumpers in the wake of the oil spill to help prevent penguins from swallowing the oil when they attempted to clean themselves.

Alfred ‘Alfie’ Date passed away in 2016 at 110 years old.”

via mignonettetakespictures

[idontlikeem]

why would jfresh put us on blast like this

[kensatou]

is it hockey or is it only fans (audio on)

[batmanlovesnirvana]

GOTHAM GAZETTE