#I’ll go off the track
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I don’t generallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy get pissed off playing video games, but playing Mario kart online makes me legit wanna throw my switch across the room. Like I have to get it out of my hands quickly before I act on my feelings.
#tell me why it only gives me mushrooms#I looked it up online cause it’s fucking ridiculous#like no matter what place I am I’m getting mushrooms#if I hit a double item block I get one mushroom and then a three mushroom#it’s ONLY FUCKING MUSHROOMS#so I looked it up online and people said it was down to lag in the game when you play online#the game can’t tell what place you’re in so it just gives you mushrooms#but it outs me at such a huge disadvantage because I can never protect myself or attack anyone else#if all I have is mushrooms#not to mention that I play without the like. guard that keeps you on the track#so I can’t just be firing off mushrooms left right and center#I’ll go off the track
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oomfs started playing a certain visual novel recently
#WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS YURIFUL *kersploding* I mean huh…#quirinahdraws#monster prom#digital#bramien#brian yu#damien lavey#ARGHHHH ITS SO HARD TO DRAW CHARACTERS INTERACTING ARGHHH…whatever…thinking about these specific designs from the devs’ insta…#they were the first ever route I got and I think it’s funny. Guy who’s always down to throw hands and guy who dngaf#but my other favorite is oz and brian…#WHO SAID THAT#I have my other biases but tag ramble is getting a little off track so I’ll refrain BUT IM SO PUMPED FOR REVERSE#okayyyy ^_^ im going to take a nap now…
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Ok, me @pirateshippotato and another one of our friends were talking about wich TFTSD interns could curse and while we agreed Kyborg would curse, but consider that he wouldn’t know what cursing is because he grew up in in the woods so he just didn’t even know the words were bad. And becuase Bart would only curse when gum gum wasn’t there and they were usually together so he wouldn’t hear Bart curse, and Mudd would only curse under his breath because he would have been taught to not curse but he would’ve done it under his breath anyways kyborgs wouldn’t have known what cursing was.
But when brink and kyborg started dating Brink would’ve called kyborg curse words in a sometimes endearing sometimes annoyed way but kyborg would’ve thought that it was just a term of endearment like babe or something that he didn’t understand that much but he probably would’ve thought it was just sweet slang.
But then he would’ve started using it back(wrong) and eventually used it on his freinds and Bart and Mudd would’ve just thought it was funny and not corrected him until he used it on gum gum and Bart would’ve angry that someone called gum gum a bad word and kind of confused and would’ve sat kyborg down and been like
“hey buddy do you know what those words mean?”
And kyborg would’ve been like “yeah it’s just a term of endearment”
And then Bart would’ve been like “no, it’s a bad word used as an insult”
And then kyborg would’ve had his entire world turned uplsidown and he would’ve gone home and just started incorrectly cursing at Brink and stuff would’ve happened
#tftsd#tales from the stinky dragon#stinkydragonpod#this was better in my head#also I’m just picturing kyborg going up to mudd like I love you you son of a bitch#but in an effort to be nice#and Mudd would’ve just tried really hard not to laugh#also I’m taking this time to say that I am trying to catch up on reblomging stuff but I might just ignore like 3 days#so sorry about that but I’ll be back on track soon#but also I just love the idea of kyborg just being like#“gum gum you mothetfucker#after gum gum had a really good idea#and Barts head would just slowly turn twords kyborg#and Mudd would’ve just looked and kyborg with so much judgement#and gum gum would just be kinda confused about what those words mean#or he would’ve known from somewhere and the smile would just be off his face cuz he just got called a mean word
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“Why’s he call you Darlin’?”
on my knees begging my brain to stop trying to associate this song with Sam
#(it’s too late guys i’ve already added it to a couple playlists. i can’t help it)#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted sam#redacted darlin#rp audio stuff#Seven’s Blorbo Songs#music stuff#i fell down a rabbit hole of music videos on YT last night and decided to give this song a chance based on the title obviously#skipped through all the exposition just to quickly find out if i liked the song or not#and as soon as the first line came in i went head-in-hands at my desk bc i just Knew it was over for me#i hate that i like it#it’s very repetitive and giving strong Modern/Mainstream Pop-Rap-Country vibes#but i’m not too proud to admit that i eat that shit up on occasion#‘You’ve been beatin’ ‘round the bush so much you’re knockin’ off the leaves.’ goes kinda hard tho i’m ngl#‘ole boy in a Ridgeline and i drive a Chevy’ would Sam be a truck elitist? hmm#i doubt it. i see him as too practical-minded to care about brand names and shit like that#like irl i think it’s very silly. and perhaps a little questionable to hate on a ‘foreign’ vehicle. but i don’t even like trucks at all so#insecure country boys and their obsession with big trucks are ruining the road for us regular people that just want a normal ass car#but i’ll stop before i go off on a rant about america’s transportation problems#anyways. i can separate reality from fiction and i love the image of Sam in a beat up beloved old truck. cliché as it may be#getting back on track. my POINT was that the song doesn’t even necessarily fit Sam’s vibes i just. can’t undo the association#been trying to think of a way for it to fit him but that would require Darlin’ to be cheating on him and i don’t like that thought#like i love some types of angst but cheating isn’t one of them#i could view it through the context of being directed at Alexis bc i already hate her lmao but once again it doesn’t fit in canon#and i don’t know how i feel about the thought that he used to call her Darlin’ too. though it’s very possible. mmm angst#not that it has to fit with canon for me to attach a song to a character. certainly not! but i need to make it work in my mind Somehow#and i can’t even come up with a good HC to make this fit. the idea of Jealous!Sam is fun in theory but idk if i’d like it practice anyways#tldr: does this really fit canon Sam? meh. Is it forever tied to him in my mind anyways due to the use of the petname Darlin’? absolutely.#anywho. one of these days i’ll open this app to do something other than vent post or yap abt rp audio blorbos. but that day is not today!
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#vee queued to fill the void#*falls to floor* LIKE ITS THE LAYERS BRO—#THE LAYERS TO JAKURAIS SUFFERING AND HOW EACH ONE GOT TOUCHED ON ITS INSANE#UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH#*takes off the mtr glasses and puts back on the bat glasses* i saw a bat fan wondering wtf could be happening in bat’s track#when this was how mtr’s unfolded and i do get where they’re coming from lmao#i always have a theory or two lol like i genuinely thought at one point listening to the mtr track#that sensei was going to be able to wake yotsutsuji bc dohifu were going to use the true hypnosis mic together intending to die together#which goes against the lesson that had been taught up to that point tbh lmao but since we learned you could share mics in a bat track#i thought maybe here was where it was coming to play lol#BUT WHAT IF BAT A FAMILY WHO PUTS THEIR LIVES ON ON THE LINE ARE GOING TO DO THAT INSTEAD that’s what i mean i always have a theory lmao#i’ll be plenty thrilled by whatever they throw at me lol like why would mic sharing come back???#for what purpose would laying their lives on the line serve???? is that something about them that needs to change or do they embrace it???#*intense vibrating* two more months……………………………..
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the guardian’s review title for nicki minaj’s pink friday 2 album was definitely a choice
#also why does the album start off w a sped up tiktok version of billie eilish’s song?? it’s so bad#i feel bad for the people who got baited into thinking she’ll actually collab w billie . like WHAT is this#the rest of the album is pretty mediocre too there was only a handful of tracks i could see myself going back to#and what’s w the oversaturation of lazy samples every other track#i’m going to listen to pink friday 1 to cleanse my ears now#my best friend is a nicki stan so i just know i’ll be haunted w these songs in the car until the end of december#music
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just saw a post that said no matter what you do never put numbers (such as dates or spans of time) in your writing!!!!!! first of all. me and my 2000 birth date charts and timelines are going to kill you
#I LOVE DATES AND TIMELINES AND BEJNG ABLE TO PINPOINT EXACT TIMES OF EVENTS#ITS HALF OF THE FUN OF WRITING MY SHIT . I’LL KILL YOU#kibumblabs#sorry I have very strong feelings about this it is SO subjective dude. if you’re the kind of person who thrives off of organizing y#years dates and so on then fucking do it. people love precise worldbuilding and lore.#and if you don’t and find it difficult to keep track of and recall accurately? then don’t! shit dude it’s not that complicated this is#something that absolutely should not have a Wrong or Right answer fuck offfffffffff#just say you hate autistic people and go /hj
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I’m shaking my cat actually just almost fell out a 3 story window I’m genuinely still feeling the fear from that I can’t believe that almost happened
#normally when I open the windows bc the open side to side not up and down#I put one of those coated wire shelves you can cut at home depot in the window track infront of the screen#bc the screen won’t be able to hold his weight without falling out#and I don’t trust him to not try to climb on the screen#and the shelves work so great I’m able to get fresh air without worrying about the cat falling out#but before I took a shower I had opened the window in my bedroom to air it out while I took a shower#I didn’t put the shelf in bc I was going to close the door#but then I forgot about it when I got out of the shower#and I’m studying without realizing the window is open without the shelf in it#and then I hear the cats claws on the scream#*screen. which normally he can’t get to through the shelf#I let out the loudest scream I swear I’m probably getting a noise complaint#and I had to rip the Venetian blinds aside and he’s halfway up the screen and as I yank him off the screen rips and partially falls out#it was so close I might actually cry#my hearts still pounding#you know that’s the last time I’ll open the window without the shelf even if I know the door is going to be closed#I had to hug him so hard after that he was squirming to get out#I can’t believe that happened#.txt#pet posting
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it’s after midnight and i’m now brewing some sleepytime tea
it’s ok tho. as long as i sleep before 2am, i should be fine. i can always nap at some point tomorrow but i shouldn’t if im actually trying to fix my sleep schedule
#this is the big 2025 resolution. my health. starts with actually averaging 8 hrs of sleep#and making it to the gym 4 days a week.#currently i’m aiming for 3 but hopefully i’ll keep this going and i can start off 2025 strong with an extra day!#im getting my mind and body back on track!!!
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annoyed with my roommate >:(
#B and I share pizzas but I need the pizzas more (safe food) and I buy most of them#so the rule is supposed to be that B keeps track of how many they eat vs how many I’ve bought and buys replacements#Ex: I bought 7 pizzas. B bought 3. B ate 5 pizzas; now B needs to buy 2 replacement pizzas.#this is a rule bc I have a lot of food restrictions and trauma around going hungry and B knows this. and B agreed to buy me replacements.#generally he’s been pretty good about it! but we were both leaving for trips this past weekend and I specifically asked him to replace#my pizzas bc I knew I was gonna be hungry when I got home#and he did not do that. so yesterday I ordered chipotle for dinner bc I could not go shopping bc energy GONE#and now I’m sitting here after class like >:( I wanted to eat lunch and now I can’t#I’ll go shopping after class today I’m just Annoyed. I’ve been spending a lot of money this week bc of trip and I can’t super afford to#order DoorDash or go shopping more than once a week. bc I am unemployed and living off of savings rn.#*screams*#and now I’m sitting here trying to find foods I can eat and reassure myself that it’s okay and I won’t starve#bc body is convinced that me being hungry means that I’m gonna be hungry for a long time#I’m gonna go make some popcorn. I ate the pumpkin brownies Beck gave me so that helps.#I wish I’d thought to ask Hobbs for the leftover pizza slices from Saturday night. ah well.#I’m safe and I will be able to buy groceries after class and I will eat dinner and I’m not in trouble for needing food#it’s okay
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Does anyone else sometimes just unconsciously start planning what you would do if you were suddenly kicked out of your current home, had only the clothes on your back and no where to go? Just me?
#Abandonment issues much?#I need real therapy#The plan is to get my sister to throw me my safe box of money a change of clothes my knife and a backpack#I then find the farthest destination of the busses and ride it there#I probably won’t have my phone but I would get rid of it because it can be tracked.#I would get as far away as possible preferably across state lines#Then be homeless while trying to restart my life; I will do sketchy things to make this happen#If someone tries to kidnap me I have a knife and nothing holding me back#I will walk great distances in sketchy areas if I must at that point I have no will to live and a lot of rage#Once I get back on my feet I’m legally changing my ssn my name and starting a medical transition even if it is illegal#I’ll shave my head and make myself unrecognizable during the run away stunt.#I will go to ungodly lengths to do so and by that I mean I will not hesitate to use that knife#Then I’ll become really wealthy while also doing lots of good and shit#Or I’ll walk up the canyon and throw myself off the nearest cliff :)#I need someone to talk to….#Is this cause for alarm?#I will live off of spite and rage if I have to#Or not live at all#What?#I’m going to go write that “may I please have therapy” note to my parents now#I’m going to delete this in an hour
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sigh
#getting Taylor fatigue perhaps#thinking about.. a lot of stuff on ttpd#today Florida was playing in the store and the “weed or little babies” line slapped me in the face and then I couldn’t stop thinking about#how cringey it was for the rest of the afternoon#and then I kind of mentally went down a spiral of other Choices I don’t love#and like!! idk I did like a lot of songs on ttpd#some of the Silly was fun#fell into the anti ttpd tag and people do love to dunk on so high school and imgonnagetyouback but I don’t really have anything against thos#like! let her have fun! Aristotle/grand theft auto!#but there’s also a lot of other choices (specifically lyrically) that I just…. hm.#the reason I stopped listening to the title track too#there’s *some* good lines in there. a couple good lines. but there’s too much cringe the whole I can’t listen to that song#and I don’t really know what I’m trying to say. I’m not trying to say anything specific.#I’m not mad about everything and especially compared to the actual antis I definitely enjoy the album more than many of them do#but also. not like the Crowd of Swifties does#and yeah just in general. things about her behavior recently are Very Disappointing#*gestures vaguely*#so idkkk#ik i have talked about this before on the other side of the argument like. if you hate Taylor why are you still here you hater???#and I don’t hate Taylor but I don’t really like her very much either. idk and I continue to like A Lot of her music#and idk idk#I’ve been thinking this on and off since ttpd release#and some days I like her less than other days#but maybe I’m thinking it’s just time for me to take a step back.#I don’t want to become a hater so if I have anything to rant about I’ll try to keep in it some tags like this or just in my group chat#but yeah. if I am less interested in or inclined to talk about Taylor and my swiftie mutuals wonder. that’s why#I’m still 100% down to talk about the music though!!! but maybe I’m going to become one of those people who are asked if they like TS and#they’ll be like “mmm I like her older stuff”#maybe that’s where I’m headed
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I splurged on genes for one of my Auraboa with some money I was saving for more den slots
and I'm being so, so, good at not spending ALL my money on the pearlcatcher I breed and have been saving for a breed change because he had nice coloration but looked too much like his dad to be really interesting as a keeper without changing
I already spent money on one of the babies I hatched to turn them into this:
(I'm going to give her branches sometime though) and I'm being so good not creating one of these with my pearlcatcher yet:
but he's just standing there, with great potential :(
#emma posts#flight rising#and I think i might be getting a cold which means i might be in bed more#with my computer#tempting me#I hate that I’m getting a cold today too#I don’t like thanksgiving but it is a day where most of my family usually has the day off so we can actually meet up#but if i have a cold i can’t!#ugh#I really hope it’s just a cold#I was in the hospital and then went and got my haircut#while staying over with my parents… one of which is an elementary school teacher#the possibility of me getting sick is very there and I’m feeling achy too..#which doesn’t normally happen when i only slept with my mouth open#my grandparents are so old. I can’t get them sick!#I’m getting really side tracked. oops. sorry#I’m going to force myself to wait until gene prices go down after the initial boom#at least a little bit… hopefully#it might take a long time for it to reach a normal level so I’ll probably still pay quite a bit#every time I’m like ‘I’ll just get a gene befor I change him’ I remember that I can’t get the genes and use them until I change him
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Heading to school now to finalize my decision to retake the year. Set your bets NOW on whether I’ll start crying again, completely shut down and will be unable to speak, or the third, secret option! (Not even I know what the third secret option is yet, but we’ll see!)
#it’s so funny like. this is entirely my decision#I don’t have to retake the year. but if things keep going like this I’m going to crash ceremoniously into a wall by the time#finals come around. so yeah#my parents straightup had no opinion on the matter and I don’t know whether to be glad or upset about that?#because like. yeah sure they didn’t scream or flip their shit. but I don’t want to have to make decisions like that without any#outside perspective yknow#but it’s been like that for years honestly#they’re completely uninvolved in everything I do basically#like my brother in Christ I’ve exclusively used a different name in school for over two years and you literally never noticed#it says my chosen name on all my projects! my assignments! everywhere#honestly I knew I could get away with it because they’d just be completely uninterested in what I do anyway lol#*lol#but. yeah#my portfolio is severely lacking and I can’t just catch that up like that#as I said my mental health is in shambles and our mental health support in this country is even worse off#and I honestly just feel kind of left alone in this decision making shit#like sure I’m an adult! but it’s not like I had much support with my decisions even before I was#no support while making a decision and only judgement after you make the decision#tbf the whole reason I’m so upset about this decision is because it means I’ll have to live at home for another year#I’d be a-okay with taking the rest of the semester off to get myself back on track and then put all I have into retaking the year#but like this I just feel really fucking tired#oops I guess this turned into a little bit of a#vent#sorry oops#delete later
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Going around my room snooping around as if this isn’t all my stuff but hey I moved out uhh like over a year ago and I know I like organized all this stuff pretty thoroughly over the years and I was like interested to see what I had squirreled away. And look I found some sketches of Percy Jackson from my DND notes in 2020
I feel like I’ve lost this cartoony style which is weird this was my default drawing style lol like obviously influenced by like other styles David Aja you’ll always be famous. But blast from the past. I need to doodle cartoony more
#I’ll come back and edit a image description later I’ve gotten off track the past 20 minutes lol I need to do work for my job before I go to#bed#pjo#percy jackson#pjo books#hmm I might change those tags
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Feed me lines
You’ve got the notion that I come to life in darkness
Car’s in drive
You are the ocean and I swim the tide for catharsis
#tunes#ghost atlas#alternative rock#love the low smoky texture of his voice in this one#but gee whiz this whole album is like a love letter to kerouac lol#beatnik ass#but we love him for it#and McCarthy too if we’re being real#ugh every track hits tho for real#10/10 go listen to this album right now#Spotify#now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be listening to it again with the volume all the way up and my eyes closed and the lights off
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