#I’d go for the bear
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Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a
#happy pride#be whooo you areeee#pride#I was gonna say bear or twin but yk#I’d go for the bear#or would I go for the bear?
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i just know that if any of my colleagues looked at each other at work the way sydney and carmy look at each other, they would be the water cooler gossip and victims of all workplace banter for MONTHS i mean -
are you for real??
at WORK???
HR VIOLATION.
#sydcarmy#the bear#my team would never let this go#my work bestie got a bit flirty with someone once 4 months ago and I still find ways to get them together#I’d make their lives hell tbh#I know office gossip would eat this shit UP
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Slaps my lavellan this bad boy can fit so many abandonment issues
edit: uploaded the right picture lol
#dragon age#solas#lavellan#dragon age inquisition#oc: avelea#solavellan#dai#my art#I could not bear to cover up solas’ neck and shoulders#I don’t know how the inquisitor got back to the team#but my hc is that they ended up finding her and helped her back to the palace for treatment#imagine the love of your life broke up with you#promised you answers and then disappeared without a trace#could be dead or alive#you’d feel insane! you’d go crazy#2 years pass and you start to feel normal again#BOOM HE’S BACK#also he still loves you#you changed him#made him hate himself more#and he still won’t choose you#kisses you one last time#implies you’ll never meet again#disappears again#personally I’d explode#but Lea definitely disassociated until the gang showed up
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Okay hear me out. Imagine a story where a scientist is leading a tour of kids through his lab, showing off all the inventions that will hopefully one day help humanity! In this tour is his son, who is very excited to be with his dad at his job, while also technically going to school? Win Win!! His dad has been a bit overprotective of him, but he sort of enjoys the attention. Although he isn’t too keen on his classmates who bully (perhaps one of the bullies is his brother or something) him for it, still poking and teasing him during the tour.
After awhile the dad shows off a portal machine which can open a portal to a whole new world, or at least that’s what they think it leads to anyway. The lab hasn’t fully tested it and is making a robot to send in first. The kids all ask if they can see it and the science team agrees as long as no one goes over the rails towards the portal, cause it seems to have a suction. (You can see where this is going I bet) The science team flips on the machine and the portal lights up, and while everyone is distracted the bully decides to have some fun, whispering into the Scientist kid’s ear something like “Maybe you’ll see your mom over there” or “Perhaps I should just take out trash like you. You’re just wasting dad’s time anyway” before the kid can really process what happens he is pushed over the rail into the portal, disappearing. The machine shuts off with a clunk and the dad is pissed. He is shouting at the bully about how stupid that was and how they have no idea if it’s even life sustainable on the other side! A guard nearby says that the kid is in real serious trouble for so many reasons, only for the dad to chime in that the bully better hope his kid is alive cause if he isn’t, he’ll get a murder charge. The bully explains he didn’t mean to only for most of the class saying that the bully always does this and one student even repeats what he said before he pushed the kid in. They decide to end the tour early and send everyone home, while the bully is escorted out by the guards and won’t be going home soon.
The science team asks what they’re gonna do and the dad says they’re gonna make something. Perhaps a suit or vehicle so that he can go into the portal and find his son. The team nods and quickly gets to work, they know it’ll take more than a few weeks, but maybe if they are lucky the kid will be okay, and maybe they can get it done faster.
Meanwhile, the kid flies through the portal and lands on a soft ground. Panicking he sits up and looks around, only to notice he’s on a huge bed. The portal sent him to a world that was way bigger than his own. Fear strikes him as he realizes where there is a big bed, there’s a big person. He’s right when he looks over across the room and sees a huge person sitting at a desk mumbling to themself. He’s frozen in fear and can’t move, even when the person swings around from their chair and walks over to their bed only to pause and stare at him.
The giant just stared at him, confused as to why there is a tiny child in their bed. They swear they didn’t put them there and are about to say something when the kid just burst out crying and the giant panicked. They quickly kneel by their bed and try to hush the child and tell them that it’s okay. The child keeps sobbing and soft hiccups can be heard, but eventually the kid quiets down a bit. The giant carefully asks how the kid got there, and the boy answers between sobs. The giant listens and the boy eventually bursts into tears again, crying out that they want their dad. The giant gently scoops them up, and holds them close saying “hey, hey, it’s going to be alright. You said your dad was a scientist…sooo he must have seen you get pushed in. I bet he’s trying to get back to you, he just has to figure out how to.” The kid sniffles and asks if the giant really believes that and they nod. They then reassure the kid that they won’t hurt them and that they’ll watch and care for them, until their dad comes to save them. The boy nods and the giant pauses and asks if he likes movies. The boy says yes and that he likes action like movies. The giant then decides that maybe they could watch a movie, to help the boy calm down, they’ll even let the kid choose the movie. He gets a little excited over this and the two of them go and do exactly that. Through this we learn that the worlds are almost identical, but some things are changed like Superman is Aceman, and Ice Cream is Frost Gel. All still the same thing, just named differently, which both the giant and boy find amusing.
The boy stays with the giant for little over a week, getting used to the large surroundings and the movements of the giant. The giant provides a small house to the boy, made of a box and Legos, which the boy had fun playing with and designing that part of the little home. In the other world the dad and his team finally finished the suit. It was built to survive space, acid, lava, and other possibilities. It had a backpack built into the back that held food rations, weapons, tools, and other things for survival. There was also the case, which contained all the parts for a small return portal back home. Which had been tested multiple times….just not cross dimensionally. The suit also had a built in camera that would send live video feed back to the team while the dad, who wanted to be the one who went through, was over there looking for his son. He’d also do some science stuff, like take samples and explore a bit.
The day finally arrives and the dad walks through the portal. He finds himself behind a large plush wall, and he starts to walk around it when he hears booming voices. Meanwhile the giant is laying in bed scrolling through their phone. The kid is sleeping in their little house for a quick nap. Then out of the corner of their eye they see something move out from behind their pillow. The dad looks up and catches the giant’s eye glancing at him. He freezes, and then grabs a weapon from the bag. This causes the giant to freak out and quickly flop out of their bed and onto the floor. The dad runs over and, using the mic in his suit, shouts “WHERE IS HE?!?!?” The giant, confused as hell, asks that the “crazy living action figure dude” please put down the weapon, while also asking what he means. The dad just shouts “IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO HIM I SWEAR I’LL..” the threat falls from his lips as the giant rises above him and cautiously walks over to the little house. They open the top and reach in, carefully waking the boy up and whispering that they have a surprise. The dad, still in a fighting stance, watches as the giant approaches with something in their hands. He’s about to fight, when the giant opens their hands and reveals his son, causing him to freeze. The boy pauses, not recognizing him cause of the suit, but once the dad rips the helmet off, the kid jumps off the giants hand and rushes to embrace his dad.
Both the kid and the dad just tightly hold onto each other as the giant just smiles softly, watching them. They then comment how much of a strong and loving dad the kid has and how the dad has such a brave and smart son. They both look up at the giant, who gives them a sweet smile. The dad explains they can go back home and the son is excited to tell his dad everything he learned about the place. The giant asks if there is anything they can do to help, which the dad asks if there is a safe place to setup a portal device somewhere that isn’t, well, a bed. The giant nods, and offers their hand to the pair. The son quickly hops on and the dad, carefully steps on after a bit of encouragement from his son. The giant takes them to their desk and says they can set it up in the free space near the wall.
After some time the portal is up and running and the dad has some samples, including a hair from the giant, and the small pair is ready to go home. The giant remarks that they’ll probably be seeing more of the tiny people, but says that they are welcome to visit. The boy hugs the giants hand and thanks them for taking care of them. The dad also thanks them for watching over his son, and says that he’s glad that the giant was the one to find his son. They take their leave and the story comes out in their world about what happens. The bully is still charged for some things, mostly messing with official government science stuff, but everything seems fine in the end. Plus the boy made an amazing friend, and the dad found someone he can trust to watch his son.
Anyway, basically what if a portal led to a giant world similar to our own, but it was discovered because some kids decided to mess with a kid. Resulting in the kid getting lost in that world, having to wait to be found or find a way back themself?
#g/t#gt#gianttiny#giant/tiny#giant tiny#g/t idea#g/t ideas#g/t thoughts#g/t thought#g/t story idea#I think it would be interesting to find a whole new world filled with giants#although if I found a tiny crying child in my bed I’d probably freak out#I’d have to calm them down and try and figure out how they got here and whether or not they were always tiny#it would be 100% worse if they happened to be from the same universe and the portal just shrunk them and sent them somewhere random#especially if you see the missing posters and think ‘wait I have them…how am I gonna explain their size?!?!?’#but if they’re from another world it’s more ‘oh okay. just smaller universe..okay okay…let’s figure out dimension travel then…I guess!!!’#either way I’d comfort them and definitely help or try and help them get back home#I’d just make sure that they were okay and watch over them…go all mama bear mode I guess haha#also sorry this got long and is basically a short story written shorter…a shrunken story hehehe
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what if when duck said he “always knew he deserved to be dead” he also (maybe unknowingly) meant he excepts how their world works. like we all know he loves living in that hell hole of a home and love love loves when things go orderly and as planned. and he’s ALWAYS fucking dying so he’s sorta like . “hey. if this world wants to kill me sometimes that’s okay.” duck will just randomly out of nowhere says things like he knows too much about whats going on, but he just doesn’t care bc he believes it’s normal. and if he has any awareness of this thing specifically , i don’t think he minds as long as he gets to come back. because that’s always what happens and he’s okay with that. maybe he just thinks that that place knows what’s best for him, so he deserves what he gets. even if it means making him hurt from time to time
#maybe i’m just saying BULLSHIT and i might delete later but. idk. just thought i’d say.#tell me what you think of this maybeee..#i randomly pulled this outta my ass so if it’s inaccurate to him i apologize to the more knowledgeable duck lovers#i do know it’s just a joke and it’s just making fun of him not knowing wtf he’s talking about . thinking death is some kind of award#but i think too hard sometimes#yeah. actually idk about what i wrote.#ANYWAY UMMM#another things that’s definitely not tru but what if in dhmis 5 duck actually expected to die but things were going wrong and it scared him#like oh nooo what if i never see this yellow dude again and that other tall one i can’t remember :(((#anyway you guys are wayyyyy better at analysis than me. but i almost never do it so bear with me while im learning#dhmis#☎️#don’t hug me i’m scared#duck#duck guy#duck dhmis#TRYING TO PUSH THE POST BUTTON IM SCARED
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“Bye.”
#the nose rub…… 🥺#don’t listen to anything he or anyone else says about him. he’s a sweet gentle darling boy#more romantic and thoughtful than anyone gives him credit for. and did I say gentle#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#kerry washington#onscreenkisses#he’s always pushing people away/letting them go in a way that feels generous ‘I’d be bad for you I’ll break your heart get out now’#but it’s really because he just doesn’t feel he deserves it. anything genuine or lasting#he really does treat the people he cares about well. except himself#allie bear I miss you……
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Trying to avoid buying more plushies (bc I do not need more) by rekindling my love of my current ones and after just chilling with this guy for a minute I remembered how much I love him dhskdhhdkskdjdhdk he got me through the rough times and he’s kinda coarse which I like but his paws are so soft which I like and he’s so chonky which I also like and like dhskdhdkdhskdnk
Anyway I’ve had him for years but never really gave him a name that stuck . I just kinda call him Chonky boy or some variant of that but bro deserves a real name and I gotta find a good one sooooooo got any ideas 👉👈
I also feel like he needs something added to him for more personality (mine or his 🤷♀️) but clothes don’t fit him and I like that he’s cuddly so maybe I should embroider him with something?? Or attach things to him to making him customized?? Idk but if you have ideas for that too that’d be great ^^
#help me#please#build a bear#chubby cubby#I believe is his title#plushie#plushies#plush#plushes#stuffed animals#stuffed bear#name#name ideas#jadethebluerambles#I just discovered that you can take plushies with you places#and honestly that would be amazing bc I hate going out#and I love plushies and having things with me when I go out#so yeah I’d like to take my baby boy
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Okay but why did they never have any holiday themed POI episodes?
More specifically, how come they never had a Halloween episode and played “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in the background?
#THEY MISSED AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY THATS ALL#BUT ALSO CHRISTMAS#SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN PLAYING AND FINCH AND REESE GIVE EACH OTHER A SIDE EYE WITH ‘HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN—‘#LIKE CMON#also I wanted a team machine secret santa gift exchange in the midst of all the Samaritan craziness#like Reese gets Shaw - Shaw gets Root - Root gets Finch - Finch gets Reese#I’d picture Reese gifting Shaw the keys to his old motorcycle#(cuz he’s a cop now and doesn’t use it)#and it’s in a small box so at first Shaw’s like ‘this better not be a necklace’ and he’s like ‘just open it’#and they’re all aloof and it’s funny but also touching#then I picture Shaw just gifting herself to Root like#*slaps a bow on her head* ‘for the next twenty four hours we can do whatever you want’#and idk they have a girls day (you know getting their nails done - shopping for shoes - going to the gun range - making out - etc)#Root gifts Finch a rare painting or smth sentimental to him like that#but she tries to do it without like stealing anything (to ease his conscience)#(she’s mostly successful)#‘relax Harry I bought this. with money.’ ‘your money?’ ‘…’ ‘it was your money right??’#and idk what Finch gets Reese but I imagine it’s both sentimental and practical so he can use it often#and they have another ‘thanks for giving me a purpose’ moment and it’s gay as hell and we’re all happy#and they all pitch in and buy Fusco some funny ties or smth#and Bear gets lots of toys and treats cuz he’s the best boi#wow uh#you know what I’m not deleting all that imma just keep it in but just to recap this was about Halloween and a funny song they could’ve used#person of interest#poi#john reese#harold finch#sameen shaw#root#🎶song sings🎶
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The Bear is honestly proof that watching tv shows with the automatic and maybe sole intention to ship characters is destroying people’s capacity to engage meaningfully with stories.
SydCarmy is a realistic and well-paced romance taking two characters in a shared workplace from complete strangers to lovers, and before the characters have even figured out they have feelings for one another, people are like “Why are the writers playing in our faces like this?”
#the bear#sydcarmy#like I don’t know what to say man this isn’t a coffee shop au#the bear is a show that is so clearly meant to be a complete work of art#it has such an obvious vision being purposefully executed in every single scene#if this was a book I’d call it literature#if you’re watching the bear for the shipping potential you have come to pretty much the worst possible show for that#and it’s not like. hidden. it is very obvious that this show is not meant to be mindless entertainment.#they haven't created something for casual viewing here or just to put a smile on people’s faces.#this show requires engagement and analysis on a level most shows don’t even bother with#and it so clearly has something it’s trying to say#like. this just isn’t the fucking show for shipping discourse.#if you want that go to Interview with the Vampire or something
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If Ulysses has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Ulysses has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Ulysses has no haters, that means I'm dead. If the world is with Ulysses than I’m against the world.
#this is slightly joking but like also not but also like am mixed on Ulysses on many factors#infuriating because i sympathize with his pain but it’s like#he is a well written and fundamentally flawed character whose hypocrisy I found doubly in#black characters I can tell were designed by white people with a semblance of an understanding of activism and bipoc oppression#but not enough for the character to not feel like hand holding for the majority white audience#plus personal grips with the whole twisted hairs thing and reference to slave braiding patterns#Ulysses irks me as a black person on a weird personal level and I can go into debt on why him being black is a big detractor for him to me#like he continues this cycle of distancing himself from his roots before remembering over and over again through his actions#he leave so much in his wake that the courier ends up correcting or helping like in honest hearts and old world blues because he’s self#righteous in a subtle way even to himself that he believes he stand out of his one man rule when he does not play an active hand#saw a post talk about how you choose to continue moving through his story and can leave at any moment and this it is partially your fault#but what of the oath that is set before you and is forced to take that he set up#I do not have to walk it but when I do the steps are not my own but those taken for me#you have to go out of your way to change it which is not something he expects because he’s playing by a story he’s been perpetuating in his#head about you two and the effect one man has when he’s continually been that one man more so than you as many of his actions directly lead#to the one you go through also the irony in the flag he continues to bear being the real reason he has no home#like he reps it when the package is likely enclave and thus use the same symbol#also still can’t get over how anyone could have delivered the package and he tries so hard to act like it was the couriers destiny or fate#when this was the one case of chance and that once man was likely a enclave engineer and how it’s really is never one man#it the process and he’s so annoying about it like he’s a cool character but if you don’t believe in his philosophy or already went through#these ideas cause they are very common talking points in poc especially BIPOC spaces he’s just old hashings and stunted#fallout#fallout new vegas#Ulysses you upset me but I’m like I feel you could be better if you weren’t so incessant#I don’t think I ever want to make a serious post stating this about him just because I’d start yapping and it’d never get finished#ulysses fnv#fnv ulysses#lonesome road
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so i finally learned the beautiful man i met in may w the cancer, wasn’t away / busy bc of treatment like i thought he just. decided it was his time to go
#diary#he died from suicide#it was a few weeks ago#i’ve honestly been devastated like i haven’t had a death really impact me this much in a long time#he just#he had such a good soul#he’s had it SHIT since DAY 1 & he tried his best & it’s understandable he wasn’t doing well severe quality of life decrease it’s just#it fuckin SUCKS man#he shot up w massive dose of g but he didn’t go quickly he was in the icu for 10 days#i mean goes to show how much of a fighter he is truly lol#love u c❤️#he was such a sweet heart#and absolute teddy bear - just a darling man truly like an angel i can’t say it any other way#LIKE YEA HE WAS A DEALER FUCK OFF#HE WAS ETHICAL#it’s just so fucking sad that he’s gone#i’d been thinking about him a lot recently & was wondering when he’d get back in touch but i found out today
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Whenever I see people say that they “hate” Gavin, I’m like
Like, dislike him, sure but hate?
Why, cause he doesn’t like/is not nice to androids?
There’s other characters I can list of the top of my head that hate or hurt androids just as much or way more but I never see people talk about how “they’re trash” or “they deserve some horrible fate”
At this point, It honestly feels like the people who hate Gavin do so because
- He hurt Connor aka fandom fave
- Personal biases and issues and can’t seperate a fictional character from irl
- They actually like the damn character but instead of admitting it, they call him “garbage” and “want him dead” because they don’t want people to get mad at them.
#detroit: become human#dbh#gavin reed#I’ll own it straight up#I like Gavin Reed#yeah he’s not nice and sweet 100% of the time#so what#he’s a fictional character#me liking a character has no bearing on me as a person#I’ve see some people in this fandom like nice characters who are complete dicks#in fact I’d argue people who genuinely enjoy Gavin are nicer to be around than people who don’t#go figure#people also tend to call Gavin “ugly#which I won’t judge because everyone has their own tastes#but if you find him attractive#you allowed to say it#you don’t have to be backhanded about it#I find him attractive#I love his voice#and I think the “rat man jokes are just people again being backhanded#because they were convinced by the fandom that saying anything positive about Gavin would be met with severe hostility#mine#mine: texts#mine: dbh
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Hetalia mutuals I am so sorry but I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about
#😭#just embarrassed myself in front of doom I’m gonna kms#I am not a history buff just a gooner or2#ironically for a hetalia fan I have very little knowledge of history itself#world’s stupidest mutual#if we were all in a stereotypical friend group I’d be the dumb blonde#thank you all for bearing with me#see you in two years o(-(#I’m gonna go live as an Icelandic sheep herder
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If the landlord doesn’t want me fishing around in their shower vent and cold air returns, then they shouldn’t make them stink like rotting garbage. You painted over the screws so they’re hard to open? Cool. I’ll drill holes into them and get them out with a power tool because the town next to me is having a citywide garage sale and I’m sure there’s some Ryobi in there at a decent price. Your vents are coming off motherfucker, and if I find anything I swear to fucking god I am going to have both your vents and your bank account cleaned out.
#I also have a closet door that glues itself shut every time it’s closed… because they used fucking Mod-Podge to finish it I guess???#And the knob fell off when I pulled on it. So I stuck a hex wrench in there to try to use it as a handle#but I couldn’t grip it well enough to pull it open#so I karate-kneed the door on the side of the knob while pulling and it opened#As I’m talking about knobs… a knob is responsible for finishing this apartment#The cabinets don’t line up. The bedroom closet doors don’t shut at the same time#because they’re too tight in the jam and push the other out when you close a door while the other door is already closed#The cabinets in the bathroom don’t fully close because the hinges were drilled at an angle#The base molding looks like it fell off a cliff and was fractured in three places#SHIT-COLORED CIGARETTE TAR DRIPS DOWN THE WALLS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET WET#Fuck you and your lease. If you’re allowed to have irresponsible carpenters and maintenance; I am allowed to responsibly burn incense#If people are allowed to smoke; I am allowed to burn incense#“No candles” fuck you for making me need to burn scents in the first place#Orwellian fucking apartment. Literally 1984. Not because of the rules; just because the apartment is a dysfunctional shithole#and it smells like the rotting remains of boiled cabbage just like the book#And if anyone asks me why I didn’t call maintenance I’m going to respond with my unresolved service request for the A/C#which conveniently broke down during a heat wave#Did it really break down or did the landlords cut it to save money? Like yes A/Cs break during the summer#but I wouldn’t doubt sabotage either. It doesn’t turn on at all.#The site asked what dates I’d like them to look at it. I gave my dates and said I’d be there all day. I waited at home for two days. No one#No follow-up until nearly a month later saying “We’re still getting to all the service requests please bear with us.” Oh thanks#You couldn’t have done that sooner?
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Starting to suspect that perhaps my ankle may actually be fucked up in some kind of way instead of just goofing around
#the random pings of pain have been going on for. half a year now?#and of course are highly reminiscent of when both ankles would feel Really Weird after I’d jump off of the swings as a kid#hot water in the shower sometimes makes it act up too but only direct hot water#really not sure what’s going on with it#this I say#it’s not like I can’t stand or bear it it’s just mildly annoying#oh also between its comorbidity with autism and my hypermobility I probably have some kind of connective tissue or joint disorder#that’s important context most likely
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i finally watched the latest trailer for The Bear and although I could not care less about the Claire/Carmy subplot, I do find it interesting that Fak is the one talking to Claire and telling her (or assuming?) Carmy’s feelings.
Like I know Fak and Claire are related, so it makes sense that they’d talk, but Fak is sort of “speaking for Carmy�� here and I instantly got the sense that Fak was speaking a fantasy — like he isn’t Carmy. How is he to know how Carmy feels? And truthfully, he has no right to insert himself into their relationship drama. Like. Carmy is an adult - he should speak to Claire himself if he wants to.
(Carmy is also an avoidant attachment style so I understand why he doesn’t want to try and fix things with Claire lmao)
#the bear fx#the bear#no shade to the actress who plays claire but they could’ve written her out and i’d be like ok#but who knows maybe they’ll surprise me#i care more about syd LOL#and what she’s going to do and how she’s gonna grow#carmy berzatto
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