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Omg yes. Can we please make this a thing😨 like, how many men would learn to just shut the fuck up and leave women alone
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Someone take my apple pen away from me what have I created and why.
#this is what happens when you’re fatigued and binge watch smiling friends#I picked up the pen blinked and suddenly this was what I’d created#very curious to know if any of my moots also watch this show#smiling friends#pim pimling#charlie dompler#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sth#tails the fox#sonic#passionxart#pim and Charlie#sonic and tails
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Happy Halloween from the fellas of the streets
Thanks @stephanos-spaceopera for coloring and shading btw
#my art#oc#emerald#Yamcha#Tien#tien shinhan#Puar#chiaotzu#yeah I totally meant to put up the bi flag colors up there purposely-#street fighter#chun li#ryu street fighter#ken street fighter#got the ultimate poly dressed as the other ultimate poly#based this partly from the poses of a street fighter anime promotion calendar image I saw on Pinterest#I didn’t think I’d include Puar and Chiaotzu but I figured I could do a small thing for them#let’s be real tho Chiaotzu is binging a horror movie marathon after scaring the neighborhood residents trick n treating#ok but no like I’m not even into streets like that#I’m not a gamer#but bestie been showing me the movies and recently we watched the anime series#and we just both thought-oh wow it’s just them#the goobers#our goobers#so I just kinda had this in mind since last Halloween#bestie also colored and shaded the 3 guys cuz I was 🥱
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I think the weirdest thing about watching Doctor Who nowadays for me is not that it’s now working with Disney, it’s not that both David Tennant AND Catherine Tate returned, and it’s not that the Doctor went through a bi-generation (smth previously unheard of in canon), no, the weirdest thing about watching Doctor Who nowadays for me
is that I’m the same age as the current companion.
I’m 19. I was born in March of 2005. I am the same age as Ruby Sunday.
I am also the same age as ROSE TYLER was when she started her run helpppp
#I started watching this show when I was TWELVE#THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO#DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MINDFUCK#I BINGED FROM THE BEGINNING OF ECCLESTON TO THE END OF CAPALDI IN UNDER A YEAR AND I WAS TWELVE#do you understand#the absolute slap in the face I got when Ruby said she was nineteen like#EXCUSE ME????#no hun no you have to be older than that or I’m going to have a crisis#like c’mon#I viewed all of them as adults saying adult things and I hoped one day I’d grow up and be able to go on adventures too#but now I’m the same age?? as them????#that doesn’t sound right#dw#doctor who#the doctor#🎶song sings🎶
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Telemachus:
Odysseus:
Penelope:
#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#telemachus#i would binge watch mlp with telemachus#it’s my comfort show#I’d also love to see odysseus in heels#i think he’d do a great job of being a drag queen tbh#i also actually do headcanon that penelope is afraid of water#she gets seasick (oof)#and odysseus laughed at her#i saw someone else do this so here’s mine#these three are my new favs
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so a while back someone at derby recommended a discovery of witches on netflix after seeing my buffy shirt and while I always appreciate a rec. I do not see the resemblance except that both these shows have vampires and witches
#it’s very romance forward genre-wise which is. not my thing! but I’m giving it a chance#bc we finished binging gossip girl like a week or two ago and the last two seasons were just. absolute dogshit#which I’d forgotten bc last time I watched them was 2015 lol#(not that the show is High Art but bf had never seen it so he needed the cultural context)#ANYWAY#has anyone seen this netflix show. do you have thoughts
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Okay, so I finally finished the live action atla and I have some thoughts.
I feel like they have stripped away the soul of the cartoon. By taking away Aangs fun, Kataras angriness, and Sokkas humour the story feels empty. Also, someone said Zuko doesn’t say honour once, which is truly detrimental to his character.
By not having any filler episodes, we didn’t get to learn who these characters were, and they didn’t get to bond with each other, so it made no sense when they kept telling each other they were family like guys you met a week ago.
I think they tried to make up for it, including as many fan favourite moments as possible, and by sticking to the key original plot beats. But in doing this they’re getting there in very different ways, which don’t always make sense, and feel really crammed together and rushed. I think they needed to let some of these moments go and tell their version of the story, because let’s be honest, the show really doesn’t hold up on its own and I think the main reason people are enjoying it is because of these references, not because of the story as a whole.
It seems like they’re trying to make a live action cartoon rather than a live action adaptation of a cartoon. All the wigs are terrible, Yues in particular. All the costumes look really cheap, I think partly this is due to them sticking too close to the cartoon and wanting the characters to look exactly the same when it doesn’t fit in this new medium. I think another reason for this is that particularly the water tribe costumes don’t look fit for use, the coats are all way too thin and I cannot believe that they would keep anyone warm enough at the poles. I think another reason for this is none of the clothes look worn, and they all look freshly ironed, which makes it difficult to believe in this world.
I will give them credit though, making the 41st Zukos crew was so smart and I love it.
#having the mechanist jet and omashu in the same episode was a big mistake#The costumingwas truly terrible#all the characters looked like cosplayers#No disrespect cosplayers I think they’re great#But I think there’s a difference between cosplaying a cartoon character and playing a live action version of a cartoon character#The whole vibe of the gaang was off#I also really didn’t like the azula backstory#having mai and tylee around instead of doing their own thing feels like azula has much more of a support system in place#so it feels less likely she’s going to have a breakdown#I know that’s not how mental health works#But changing her backstory changes her character#And I’d be interested in future seasons to see if this changes how they handle Azula overall#also why was ozai sounding kind of proud of zuko#it makes no sense#The only reason I can think of is because it was in front of Azula#like is this one of his manipulation tactics?#I just don’t understand what the point of making a live action was when we all knew the cartoon was always going to be better#it took me almost a week to get through the series#And usually I’ve binge watch shows as soon as they come out#So if I’m not finished in two days max it really shows that the show wasn’t that good#nahvatar the last airbender#Bring back filler episodes#atla live action#atla#natla#avatar the last airbender#netflix avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender live action#avatar live action#avatar
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God I feel old whenever I see an ad for a new show or movie I’m actually interested in. Because the fucking ad always ends in “streaming only on ____!”
What the fuck happened to tv
What the fuck happened to theater
What the fuck happened to dvd or Blu-ray
I want to buy your product and keep it and enjoy it
Let me buy your shit
#I say as I don’t watch tv anymore lol#but I’d buy the dvd set once it’s out#and I like going to the theater#and will flat out buy dvds for those same movies right after release even tho that costs more if I loved the movie#I get the point of streaming for having all your shit in one place and not having to physically hoard dvds#plus capitalism from the company view#but then they just#get rid of some of their shit#like no#I wanna be able to come back in 10 years and binge my show or watch that movie 5 times#I don’t want that art to be lost to me#because if it means that much I want to pay for it#then it’s a piece of me#rambles#vent
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I just found out there has never been a Wonder Woman the Animated Series
They Gave Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy an animated show before one of the FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
#makes Green Lanturn the Animated Series so much worse#i can’t believe I made myself watch that thing & I can’t balance it out w/ a badass woman throwing a tank#if Batman & Robin weren’t so cool I’d probably give up on my DC cartoons binge completely#at least the animated movie exists#Wonder Woman#Princess Diana#Diana Prince#amazon warrior#amazon princess#Justice league#dc animated universe#dc animation#DC#please just give her an animated show already#Hawkgirl & Black Cannary shows would be cool too#but Wonder Woman really should have one already
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I’M SORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BINGE WATCHED 911 SO PERFECTLY THAT I WATCHED THE SEASON FINALE THE DAY IT CAME OUT?!?!??!?!?! I’VE SEEN SEVEN SEASONS IN A MONTH AND A BIT AND NOW IT’S OVER???
I’m actually gonna CRY
what do you mean I’m not gonna see all of the characters I’ve attached to so strongly for many many months 😭 and buck was just getting comfortable being queer 😭😭😭
#911 abc#if they pull a Netflix and cancel the eighth season after renewing it I’m going to riot#bi buck#I’ve accidentally completely fucked myself over#why couldn’t I have binge watched a little faster so I’d have more than five minutes to realise that the show I’m obsessed with is over
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A bold 5 am thought:
G.I. Joe: Renegades was completely slept on and should have had way more than one season.
#like I’m still in genuine shock all this time later#I found this show when I had to have been like 11 or 12#and every so often I’d binge watch it#haven’t watched it in YEARS so I came back#it’s soooooo goooooodddd#I’m still so upset there was no more seasons#like…howwwww?!?!#gi joe renegades#can we petition to bring it back all these years later???#gijoecommunity
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it’s not even 9 o clock in the morning yet my time and people have already started posting full gifsets of a show’s season premiere that literally came out TODAY, like i love the hustle but can we maybe put it on pause for just like 24 hours???
#i have now put the spoiler tag in my filters but tbh i didn’t think i’d have to do that when only one episode is out#i know everyone these days is in the mindset of binging everything as fast as they can but i still watch tv like an old person#(in the evenings with my mom)#so could we maybe keep it until the day after the episode literally comes out? please? 🥲#thank god this show comes out weekly bc otherwise you KNOW someone would be posting full spoilers as soon as they physically could
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The amount of times Seth said “Shut up, Richard,” in just one episode is hilarious. And yeah, Richie done be crazy. But that doesn’t mean what he sees isn’t potentially real. Also, was the lady at the beginning already a vampire or whatever or was she just a regular human before she was thrown in the pit with the snakes?
#I binge watched the first five episodes a few years back before I decided the gore was to much for me#but I have now come back to it#also I dont say this lightly but seth gecko is hot af#poor ranger guy (I feel bad I don’t remember his name)#I hope he get ‘em#but also not#like I hope he kinda gets revenge but I don’t want either of the geckos to die#because I love seth#and I love Richie#the guy is just unhinged#also I thought seth was supposed to be the younger one?#but he’s very much giving exasperated older sibling vibes#anyway yeah I was going to watch either this hemlock grove or b99#three very different shows I know#and I figured I’d watch the pilot of the first two before deciding which one to watch#but nope they have my attention#s watches from dusk till dawn#one thing I find really intriguing about this show is like#Seth and Richie are brothers and they love each other and it’s them against the world#but also if I remember right#(which tbh is questionable I when I originally watched the first season I had already been up for 24 hours)#then richie kinda goes off the rails#and like#the conflict with this person is family but they are also crossing to many lines and seeing how seth will respond to that is interesting#not that he’s necessarily a pinnacle of good morals though#also is Richie the same guy from the kings man movies or is it just the glasses?
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my sister is making me mac and cheese 😌
#we have decided#to binge watch all those cringe netflix original romances#and then rate them from most cringe to not most cringe#i watched kissing booth for the first time#i can’t believe it#i never thought i’d see the day#i always refused to watch it jdjsfjdn#and now we’re watching#some show called#xo kitty#ITS SO SILLYYYYYYY#but it’s funny#we’re having a good time#watching and making fun and giggling#we should do this more
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Husband?
About: How does he react when you accidentally call him your 'husband'? Pairing: Reader x Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, Sylus (Seperate) Note: Reader and the men are in a relationship. My inbox is open for prompts and requests :)
RAFAYEL
The evening was going smoother than expected, considering Rafayel had dragged you along to one of his many gallery showings. He had made a big deal about how you should be the one showing off his work to the public, claiming he didn’t want to deal with the “art-snobs." Yet, the second you both arrived, he quickly preoccupied himself on his phone, leaving you to handle most of the small talk.
One of the visitors, a curious older woman, was admiring a painting of his, a chaotic burst of color with soft hints of golden light. You were discussing Rafayel’s "creative process" (whatever that was—he hadn't told you much before retreating to his phone), when she asked how long you’d been working with him.
“Oh, it’s been a while now. It’s honestly amazing seeing him grow like this—my husb—” You froze mid-sentence, realizing the slip just as it left your mouth.
"Husband?"
The word hung in the air for barely a second before you felt Rafayel’s presence shift. His head shot up like a bolt of lightning, his playful, cunning eyes locking onto yours. You could practically feel his grin before you even dared to glance over. You didn’t even need to turn around to feel his gaze burning into you, practically shouting, Oh? Husband, you say?
“Husband, huh?” Rafayel drawled, pocketing his phone and sauntering toward you with that signature smirk of his. “I didn’t realize we were making things official tonight. If I’d known, I’d have worn something even more dazzling.”
You flushed, attempting to stammer out a correction, but he was far too pleased to let you off the hook that easily. He leaned casually against the gallery wall, one arm crossing his chest as he dramatically placed a hand over his heart.
He gently took your hand in his, his dramatic flair dialed up to maximum as he pressed an exaggerated kiss to your knuckles, clearly relishing the moment. "I mean, I can’t say I’m surprised. Who wouldn’t want to marry someone as charming as me?"
The visitor chuckled awkwardly, clearly not sure whether to stay or go, but Rafayel was already having way too much fun. “Of course, as your loving husband,” he continued, drawing out the word in a singsong voice, “it’s only fitting that I’m showered with even more attention now, isn’t it? I expect lots of praise, darling. I mean, just look at me." He struck a faux thought-provoking pose, tilting his head and flipping a lock of his perfectly tousled hair.
You felt your cheeks burn with embarrassment, but at the same time, his antics made you laugh. “I didn’t mean to—"
"Oh no, no,” he interrupted, wagging his finger playfully. “You can’t take it back now. The word’s out, Miss Bodyguard. You’ve called me your husband. That means you’re stuck with me. Forever.” There was a mischievous glint in his eyes as he leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a teasing whisper. “Does this mean I get to cheat at board games forever too?”
You groaned, rolling your eyes as you playfully swatted at his shoulder. “As if you needed a reason to cheat more!”
Rafayel laughed, that familiar bratty grin plastered across his face. “Well, if I’m your husband now, I think it’s only fair I get first dibs on everything. Cards, claw machines—oh, and don’t forget, I demand the comfiest seat when we binge-watch our shows.”
Despite his teasing, the warmth in his eyes made your heart skip a beat. You could see the genuine delight he took in your slip-up, how pleased he was at the thought, even if he’d never admit it outright.
“Fine, fine,” you sighed dramatically, playing along. “But don’t expect me to let you win at everything, ‘husband.’”
Rafayel beamed, and for a moment, that bratty, carefree mask of his slipped, just a little. He tugged you closer, his voice softening as he murmured, “Deal.” Then, just as quickly, he switched back to his usual, cheeky self. “Now, let’s go, wife. You’re required to be by my side while I survive this boring night. ”
Shaking your head, you laughed, unable to hide the smile creeping onto your lips. “You’re impossible.”
The woman, watching the scene unfold with a warm smile, laughed. “You two make quite the pair.”
“Oh, we do, don’t we?” Rafayel quipped before lowering his voice just enough for only you to hear, leaning in ever so slightly. “You’ve really outdone yourself, calling me that in front of witnesses. Now they’ll all expect a wedding invitation.”
Your face burned as you tried to shush him, but he was loving every second of it. He tilted his head, his hair catching the light as his smile softened into something more genuine, the bratty exterior fading just a bit. “Still… I can’t say I hate the sound of it,” he murmured, brushing a finger lightly under your chin before pulling back with a playful wink. “I might just get used to hearing it.”
You could only manage a huff of exasperation, but deep down, you couldn’t help but feel a flutter at the way his teasing had just a hint of sincerity behind it.
Rafayel, always dramatic, and yet somehow, just when you least expected it, a little bit sweet.
ZAYNE
You and Zayne were in the middle of your usual weekly grocery run, efficiently dividing and conquering your list to save time. He’d taken off towards the produce section while you headed for the rice aisle. As you browsed the different varieties, a middle-aged man beside you struggled with lifting a heavy bag of rice.
"Need a hand?" you asked, stepping in to help. The man smiled gratefully as you hoisted the bag into his cart with ease.
"Thank you, young lady," he said, rubbing his wrist. "My arthritis is flaring up today. Getting old’s no fun."
You offered him a sympathetic smile. “No problem at all. My husband’s a doctor, actually. I’m sure he’d tell you to take it easy on that wrist."
The man nodded in agreement, offering you one last thanks before heading off. You turned back to your cart, completely unaware of the word you had just let slip—husband—or the fact that Zayne had returned in time to hear it.
You felt him step up behind you, his presence calm yet undeniably magnetic. When you finally glanced over, he was standing there, hands in his pockets, a small, amused smile playing at the corner of his lips.
"Husband, hmm?" he said softly, his tone more curious than teasing. "That's... new."
You froze for a second, eyes widening as you realized what you’d said. You opened your mouth, the words tripping over each other in a rush. “I didn’t— I mean, it just—slipped out. We’re not actually—I mean, obviously, we’re not—” You could feel the heat creeping up your neck, and no amount of backpedaling was helping.
Zayne didn’t seem in a rush to let you off the hook. His hand found yours, fingers intertwining with an ease that made your heart stutter. “You know,” he said, voice as calm as ever, “if this is your way of bringing it up, there are smoother ways to do it.” His teasing was subtle, barely perceptible if you didn’t know him well, but it was there in the gentle tug of his smile.
You groaned, pressing a hand to your forehead. “Zayne, I didn’t mean to—”
But Zayne, ever level-headed, merely took your hand in his, his thumb gently brushing against your knuckles. “Relax,” he said, his voice low and soothing. “It’s not like I mind the idea.”
Your heart skipped a beat at that, and you looked up at him in surprise. There was a softness in his usually stoic gaze, the kind that made your stomach flip. He continued, his voice measured but affectionate, “Seems like the next logical step, doesn’t it? My parents have been asking me when I’m going to take that step with you for a while now.”
His calm tone made the statement feel both casual and monumental at the same time. “Wait, your parents…?” you started, blinking as your brain processed this new information.
“Mhm,” Zayne replied, still holding your hand as though it was the most natural thing in the world. “They’ve been pretty vocal about it, actually. But I’ve been waiting for the right moment.”
The right moment. Those words hung in the air, and you could feel the weight of what he was saying. He was serious—calm and casual, as always, but serious. Your breath caught, and for a moment, the world around you seemed to fade into the background. It was just you and Zayne in that grocery aisle, hands linked, talking about a future you hadn’t even realized you both wanted.
“Only if you wanted to, of course,” he added, his thumb still tracing soft circles on your hand. “I wouldn’t do anything unless we both agreed.”
You stared at him, a smile slowly spreading across your face despite the initial shock. “You’re really suggesting this now? In the middle of a grocery store?”
Zayne smirked, his usual pragmatic self. “Well, we’re already talking about it. Might as well make use of the time.” He glanced down at your joined hands, his tone softening again. “Besides, I think it’s worth discussing what our future looks like, don’t you?”
Your heart swelled at his words, and the warmth of his hand in yours was enough to make you feel grounded, no matter how your emotions were spinning. “Yeah,” you said, smiling as you squeezed his hand gently. “I think it’s definitely worth talking about.”
Zayne leaned in closer, his lips brushing your temple in a rare public display of affection. “Good,” he murmured, his voice filled with a quiet kind of affection that made your chest tighten. “We’ll talk more later.”
He pulled away just as smoothly, picking up the cart with a practiced ease, as though he hadn’t just suggested the two of you start planning your future together. His eyes twinkled, a subtle tease hiding behind that usual calm exterior of his.
“And for the record,” he added, as the two of you moved on to the next aisle, “I wouldn’t mind hearing you call me ‘husband’ again.”
Your cheeks heated again, but this time, you didn’t bother trying to hide your smile. “Guess you’ll have to earn it first, doctor.”
Zayne chuckled softly, that familiar, grounded confidence in his voice. “I’ll be sure to work on that.”
SYLUS
The desert sun was relentless, and you could feel its heat pressing down on you as you stood beside Sylus, waiting to be seated inside the restaurant. He had dragged you out of Linkon on one of his mysterious ventures—no explanation, no warning, just the two of you thrust into the desert with little more than his cryptic directions. And while Sylus might have thrived in the N109 Zone's shadowy world, he was decidedly out of place here in the glaring sunlight,already starting to show hints of discomfort.
You glanced over at him, squinting slightly under the bright light. His expression was carefully controlled as always, but you noticed how his hand twitched subtly as if annoyed by the heat. The two of you had been waiting to be seated inside for a while now, and you decided it was time to speed things up.
Catching the attention of a passing waitress, you waved her over, putting on your best expression of concern. “Excuse me, my husband and I were hoping to be seated inside. I’m feeling a little faint under the harsh sun,” you said smoothly, the lie of you feeling faint rolling off your tongue with ease.
The word husband had slipped out so naturally, you didn’t even realize your mistake until the waitress nodded sympathetically and promised to get you a table indoors right away. As she walked off, you felt a cold gaze slide over you, and you turned to see Sylus staring down at you, one brow raised, a slow, dangerous smile creeping across his face.
“Husband?” His voice was smooth, but there was a teasing lilt beneath it. “Did I miss a wedding, wife?”
Your breath caught in your throat. "Wait—no, I didn't mean—" You started to stammer, heat rising to your cheeks, but before you could backtrack any further, Sylus’ arm slid around your waist, pulling you closer to his side. His grip was firm, possessive, and you could feel the smug amusement radiating off of him.
“I like the sound of that,” he murmured, leaning in just close enough for you to catch the scent of the desert air still clinging to his clothes. His lips ghosted near your ear, his voice dropping to a near-whisper. “Maybe this is a sign I should make it official.”
You swallowed hard, heart racing as you tried to keep your composure. “Official?” you echoed, your voice coming out a little more breathless than you intended. “What—what are you talking about?”
Sylus’ smirk widened, his amber eyes gleaming in the sun. “Oh? Cat got your tongue, Sweetie?” he teased, his tone dripping with amusement as he let his fingers trace a light circle on your hip. “You seemed so sure a moment ago, wife. But now? Speechless.”
You blinked, trying to gather your wits, but the sheer cockiness in his tone was making it hard to think straight. “I…I was just…helping us get a table,” you protested weakly, trying to pull away from his grip, but his hold only tightened.
“Oh, I’m sure you were,” he drawled, clearly reveling in your flustered state. “But now that you’ve set the bar so high, don’t tell me you’re going to back out on me. After all, you made quite the declaration back there.”
“I wasn’t—” You huffed, narrowing your eyes at him as you regained a sliver of your usual confidence. “You know it was a slip-up, Sylus. Don’t start getting ideas.”
He chuckled darkly, the sound sending a shiver down your spine. “Ideas? Sweetie, I live for ideas.” His grip loosened just enough to let you step back, but the way he looked at you made it clear he wasn’t about to let you wriggle out of this one easily. “But let’s be honest, you didn’t hate it. Calling me your husband.”
Your face flushed again, but this time, you managed to meet his gaze without faltering. “I didn’t hate it,” you admitted, folding your arms, “but don’t go thinking you’ve won. I’m not about to sign any papers just because you liked hearing it.”
Sylus tilted his head, the playful smile never leaving his lips. “We’ll see about that, kitten” he said, the threat—or promise—hanging in the air between you as the waitress returned to guide you inside.
You rolled your eyes, trying to ignore the butterflies in your stomach. “Please, Sylus. You couldn’t handle being married to me.”
He raised an eyebrow, leaning in with that infuriating smirk. “Oh, I think I could handle you just fine, sweetheart. You’re the one who might need to keep up.”
You shot back, “Keep up? I’d be carrying you the whole way.”
“Careful, Sweetie. That sounds an awful lot like a challenge.” He chuckled, his hand brushing against yours again. “Now that’s a tempting thought.”
“Tempting? Try exhausting,” you quipped.
As you walked beside him, you felt his arm brush against yours, and the sensation lingered far longer than it should have. Sylus, of course, said nothing, though the smug expression never quite left his face.
This was clearly far from over. And judging by the glint in his eye, Sylus was going to make sure you never forgot your little slip-up.
XAVIER
The café was quiet, filled with the soft murmur of patrons and the comforting smell of fresh pastries. You and Xavier had settled in for a peaceful afternoon, your table already adorned with a delightful array of treats. He had requested a simple drink—no whipped cream. The barista returned, placing his drink in front of him with an impressive mountain of whipped cream on top. Xavier, as calm and indifferent as ever, simply blinked at it, showing no signs of complaint. He wasn’t going to say a word about it, but that didn’t mean you were going to let it slide.
Excusing yourself, you raised a hand and called over a passing staff member. “Excuse me,” you began, with a polite smile. “My husband asked for no whipped cream on his drink, but it looks like there’s some here by mistake. Would it be alright for us to get it changed?”
The words tumbled out so smoothly that you didn’t even realize your slip-up until the staff member nodded apologetically and hurried back to fix the order. It was only when you turned back around that you saw Xavier sitting there, looking unusually... stunned.
He was blinking slowly at you, his expression softened by a hint of confusion and—was that amusement? “Husband?” he repeated, his soft voice barely more than a murmur.
Your face flushed as you fumbled for an explanation. “Oh, no, wait—! I didn’t mean—” You stammered, desperately trying to backtrack. “That just slipped out! I meant to say…uh my boyfriend? Partner? Date? Not—well, not husband, obviously…”
Xavier continued to blink, his face now showing just a little more expression than usual. The faintest curl of a smile played on his lips, and he tilted his head, considering your words. “I must’ve missed that chapter in the 'Guide to a Healthy Relationship,'” he said in that calm, unruffled way of his. “I didn’t know we’d moved on to the husband-and-wife stage.”
You groaned inwardly, burying your face in your hands. “I swear, it was an accident. Just ignore what I said.”
But Xavier was clearly in no mood to let it go. “So, dear wife,” he continued, completely unfazed by your protests, “do you think we’ll have matching mugs in our future? Maybe get a nice house, with a small garden and a picket fence?”
You shot him a playful glare, but the way he was looking at you made it impossible to stay annoyed. “Very funny,” you muttered, though your lips were twitching at the corners, betraying your amusement.
“I think it has a nice ring to it,” Xavier said, leaning back in his chair, clearly enjoying this far more than you expected. “I wonder how long it would take for people in the association to start sending us wedding gifts. Or perhaps they'd just send weapons... you know, as a gesture of goodwill.”
You couldn’t help but laugh. “I don’t think wedding gifts are really their style, Xavier.”
“Hmm, you’re probably right,” he said thoughtfully, then leaned in slightly, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “But you did call me your husband in public. Shouldn’t we at least play the part now?”
Your cheeks were burning, but you couldn’t resist playing along with his ridiculousness. “Fine,” you said, crossing your arms and raising an eyebrow. “But just so you know, dear husband, you’ll be the one doing the dishes.”
Xavier chuckled softly, the sound rare and surprisingly warm. “As long as you take care of meals. A fair trade.”
You were about to retort when the waitress returned with Xavier’s newly corrected drink—this time, free of whipped cream. She set it down with a smile, glancing between the two of you as if she’d picked up on the playful atmosphere. “Here you go,” she said. “No whipped cream this time, sir.”
Xavier’s eyes glinted as he thanked her with a nod, and after she left, he looked back at you with a satisfied expression. “See? Husband perks,” he teased, taking a sip of his drink.
You rolled your eyes, but you couldn’t hide the smile spreading across your face. “You’re an idiot.”
“And you’re adorable when you’re flustered,” he said, the teasing lilt in his voice gentler now. He took your hand under the table, his thumb brushing over your knuckles. “But... thank you,” he added after a beat, his voice softer and more sincere. “For speaking up for me.”
You blinked at him, momentarily thrown off by the gratitude in his tone. “Of course,” you said, squeezing his hand in return. “That’s what wives do, right?”
Xavier let out a soft laugh. “I suppose so,” he murmured, his lips quirking into a rare, genuine smile that made your heart skip a beat.
In that moment, with his hand in yours and the gentle teasing in the air, it was easy to forget the world outside the café. Just the two of you, playing pretend—but maybe, just maybe, something more.
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And this is why I refuse to pay for streaming. 👍
It pisses me the fuck off how streaming services are trying to put in adds, when the WHOLE POINT of streaming services are TO WATCH THINGS WITHOUT ADDS.
They’re just tuning it into slightly more convenient cable at this point.
#(if I wanted to watch ads I’d fucking watch cable tv)#Like. Listen. I get streaming allows us to be able to watch what we want when we want with no need to go through ads or turn the tv on.#But like. It’s a waste of money???#Imagine you sign up for a streaming service like uhhhhh Netflix or Disney+ right??? And you do that all just for one fucked up show like-#���like uh#Great British Bake Off or whatever that cool baking show is on Netflix#Yeah so you sign up and start paying money just for that. But see here’s the thing. Streaming services are structured with the binge-watche#in mind rather than the more casual watcher who wants to tune into their shows on a regular basis. If you have tv shows on cable that-#—are more spread out and have episodes only coming out once a week. It then gives the consumer the time they need to digest what they watch#With binging you don’t get that luxury. You don’t get the time of day to absorb everything. You just kinda have to take it all in.#We’re not sponges. We can’t immediately absorb the water. We’re more like whole-ass paper towel rolls. We need to use multiple paper-#-towels to suck up the little spill the streaming service makes. So we need more time.#The less time we take the more impatient we become and that in turn kinda harms our brains in a way.#But that’s not the worst of it. In a more money-saving way. Streaming services are just too goddamn expensive. Sure it’s like.#Way less than whatever the rent is gonna be. But that adds up over time. And when ur paying like 20-30 dollars a month just to watch like#Sonic Prime or something like that?? That show is eventually gonna be done with and you’ll forget to unsubscribe#It’s like ghost subscribers on YouTube except it actually costs you.#If you do remember to delete your account and end the subscription after you’re done with your show. You’ve still paid like#probably $60 just after a couple months of going through your recommended or something.#Listen. Streaming services favor quantity over quality. But due to how some just keep canceling shows left and right it seems#as if quality isn’t even in the favor anymore.#So I say. Just pay for what you need and for what you need only. Get some nice decor and treat yourself to some Dunkin’ every other day#But I wouldn’t recommend paying 30 bucks a month for entertainment you could just as easily get with YouTube or something.#just sayin. It’s a waste of money.#my shitty rambles#because I put way too much in the tags lol
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