#I"M SORRY

[wickedcriminal]

LING'S MOVING CASTLE????

[mxlooker]

i want my brother rn. im just... idk. i just had botox done and i want obi to be proud of me. want him to make some tea for us and to put on some silly holodrama on as a distraction from how icky i feel. mayb get some snacks or something. idk m sorry im kinda regressing right now nd trying not to

[yashershum]

s ok, Arthur will find him

Merlin's shaggy hair as the meaning of life

[doublejango]

Messing around with Stolas' grimoire has some unexpected consequences. In a swirl of magicks and ethereal shrieks, Blitzø is transformed into...a birb! Specifically an owl demon like Stolas himself. What's the first thing he does? 

"Aw, fuck me," Blitz swore, standing up straight and looking down at himself. Where the fuck was his tail? His--oh fuck, he still had a tail, it was just--it was--

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, what the FUCK?

Covered in feathers, ridiculously tall, he wasn't an imp. He didn't have horns. Glossy black feathers edged with vermillion, a white disc of tiny, tightly-packed feathers for his face, he didn't look like himself at all--but hoooo boy, he could panic like himself.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck fuckfuckfuck." Fumbling his phone out--oh christ on a fucking stick why was it so small?--he sent a handful of texts.

@moxxietude -> Moxxie I turned in2 a fucking bird WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

@ you -> PARAK WTF

@botanikos -> Stols i fukked up and have feathers might have ben fucking w ur book I M SORRY CAN YOU PUT ME BACK i lhave a cloaca tho i guess like we cud uknow wait no sorry long text, short question: HELP?

[capridosia]

Hell nuh, I forgot to rip his T-shirt :(

[aviisick13]

[b1mbodoll]

gabi baby listen I NEED to see more Jake and cnc 😵‍💫 the way you write. big brained and I love you. or just any cnc for that matter even though we see it already. I just have brainrot about everyone you write (esp fem idols oh my god)

also how's your day? how are you, pretty girl?

hihi lovebug i promise i will do my best to satisfy ur needs!!!!!! i love cnc n jake sososo much agh im crazy!!!!!!!! im literally blushing n kicking my feet bc of ur complimente omg i love u more!!!!!! if there r any female idols in particular you’d like to see just lmk n i’ll try to think some stuff up :3

ps m sorry for replying late!!!! but my day was good! its 5am for me n im still awake cus i spent the whole day recovering from st patricks day i may have gotten a bit fucked up 😭 but i had fun!!!! the hangover was worth it!!!!! n im doin well, just struggling with writers block so m tryin to relax n just write what i wna write whenever i want to instead of trying to force myself to write when im unmotivated or write for things im not rly feelin :[ i greatly appreciate u askinf abt me!! ur such a sweetie pie mwah <3 i hope you’re doin well, baby!!! lmk how ur doin !!! m curious n ur so kind <3

[s0urte3th]

mm

[julie-schwieters-supremacy]

m sorry m sorry m so sorry i want to talk to you i swear m sorry it didnt seem like it ill stop talking to them ill stop blogging on tumblr ill just talk to u m sorry for not talking to u n calling you but u were just doing other things n i didnt wanna distract u m sorry m sosoososos sorry pleas eodnt be mad at me m really sorry for leaving the call u just got mad and said it was fine n i know that means its not fine m sorry ill just call u n ill watch what you wanna show me i swear i wanna call n talk to u m sosoos sorry m really sorry i know im a disappointment ill do my psych and call u and nothing else m so sorry i swear ill fuck off if u want me to its js that i thought u werent really interested cos whenever we call youre doing other stuff so i thought it was okay if i did other stuff too m sosososo sorry i wont do it again please dont be mad i apologised right i said i wanted to call m sorry idk why ur mad at me do u hate me m sorry

[gurorori]

still extremely upset they never gave official valkyrie unit designs painted nails. like 'm sorry but they give so many miscellaneous gacha fits (even back in !, but noticeably more in !!) cute nail polish. when !! was announced i full on expected new valkyrie 2 have dark nail polish cause 2 me dats pretty gothy & elegant. like am i wrong..

but still da only unit dat has nail polish in unit attire is 2wink..

i also half expected undead 2 have it. like jus' goin' off vibes i think valkyrie & undead wud. both havin' goth/ic influences.

(an' frankly it jus' suits valkyrie's design a lot)

[liketheinferno2]

[oceanic-recollection]

You are like an ask billionaire whereas I am having 3 pennies/j

literallt do not know how to respond to this honestly

[morgansplace]

i like drawing u as a kitty

🥺 you draw me so cute

[twowink]

any time i have snothe r Moment i feel so bad like ik i cant control it but also .

[hellokittyish]

★ thinking about nanami who, contrary to popular belief, is completely oblivious to just how big his dick is.

because this is a man who rarely ever watches porn due to him finding the performances highly overdramatized, so he hasn’t really had the chance to compare his size to other men. and while he’s by no means a virgin, he’s always assumed that the women who have told him he’s ‘big’ were just aiming to flatter him — his mother raised him to be humble, after all.

but it’s not until he gets you (the sweet girl he’s been seeing for the past few months) into his bed that it dawns on him that he might be a little… larger than average, to say the least.

“k-kento— ‘s not gonna fit,” you whine pitifully beneath him, fat tears beading along your lower lashes as you squirm against the mattress. “‘m sorry but... i-i don’t think i can take it all.”

and nanami can do nothing but gape at how giant his cock suddenly seems in comparison to your little fluttering hole, his angry reddened tip trying (and failing) to slowly push past the first ring of resistance inside your spongy walls.

“o-oh, sweetheart,” he rasps out, adam’s apple bobbing harshly as he swallows down the thick lump that seems to have arisen in his throat. “i’m sure we can make it fit, no? just… just try ‘n relax a little more for me.”

“i’ve been trying to relax this whole time,” you hiccup, trembling hands pawing at his bulky arms positioned either side of your head as he peers down at you sympathetically. “you’re just too b-big, ken.”

he exhales deeply, leaning down to press a tender kiss to the corner of your mouth as a form of apology for what he’s about to do— before swiftly using all of the strength in his lower body to thrust every inch of him inside in one go.

and you’re squealing, nails no doubt leaving crescent-shaped indents in the skin of his muscular biceps as you thrash against the sheets, desperately trying to adjust to the feeling of being so completely and utterly full, your poor cunt practically being split in two to accommodate the sheer size of him.

“christ— ah, there we go,” he grunts, sweaty strands of blonde hair falling over his forehead as he forces himself to stay completely still above you, allowing you ample time to get as comfortable as possible. “see, darling? i told you we’d make it fit.”

but nanami can’t bear the idea of you struggling this much every time the two of you are intimate, so he comes to the conclusion that he’ll just have to make sure that by the end of the night, your insides are moulded to the exact shape of his cock.

that way it won’t be such a difficult fit next time, right?

[feathersinthesun]

i realized as i was falling alseep that you probably wont wake up till i get my phone yoinked and i wont have it back till noon i think but if you still wanna get yoinked or yoink me then let me know i guess :P

sorry about that i shouldve asked yesterday...

ohhhhh i forgot y'all wouldn't have your phones... m sorry for not waking up earlier :(