#I wouldn't be able to handle it

[akirathedramaqueen]

So Stolas has got some competition huh

[antonivs]

wdym there are rumours about a Rope remake 😭 Rope doesn't need a remake, I'm begging you mr Fincher, do something original instead 😭

No but in all seriousness, I don't think a Rope remake is something we really need. The only thing they could handle differently from Hitchcock is the homosexual subtext (and the fact that they could shoot it in an actual sequence shot). They could make it explicit, they could delve deeper into the character's personal lives and I wouldn't mind that at all (even if I think Hitchcock's version is already the best version in every aspect and nothing could ever top it).

BUT a remake by Fincher for Netflix - which lately has been, you know, working on a "modern take" of Dorian Gray where Dorian and Basil are ✨brothers✨ - scares the hell out of me. I really wanna believe that they're not gonna erase the queer storyline, which is CENTRAL to the movie and its history. I really wanna believe that Charlize Theron is rumored to be "lined up for a starring role" because maybe the script is going to be changed to give Janet a more important role, but I'm not that much of an optimist.

[byfulcrums]

Please tell me i'm not the only one that sees the similarities between March 7th and Kiana

[jellybracelet]

The only reason I would continue working if I was extraordinarily wealthy is because I wouldn't want my family to think even more poorly of me lol

[learn-and-yearn]

Shout out to boys in boxers and binders, I want to kiss you

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[hotcinnamonsunset]

linda's work wives club💼

[periwinkla]

Did I add further ridiculousness? .... Yes.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Valhalla! Hanma and rival gang! Reader secretly hooking up as their gangs are on the brink of a literal brawl plsplsplspls

Valhalla!Hanma x Rival Gang Member!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, fingering, rough sex, pet names, fucking while on the phone (w/ Kisaki), set in an au where Valhalla doesn't fight Toman and becomes a successful gang on its own ♡

note: anonnnnnn 😮‍💨 this idea had me gone (sorry it took me a minute I was procrastinating lol, I still have like 3 other requests to do and I have a life outside of writing so yeah 🥲)

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You were supposed to be in a gang meeting, getting briefed on the upcoming brawl between your gang and Valhalla. But you found a much better way to spend your time, and that was bent over the kitchen counter of Hanma's apartment. His long, thick fingers plunging in and out of your pussy as you came for the third time. He chuckled at the way you clenched around his fingers and bent down to whisper in your ear.

“You look so cute when you're cumming f'me bunny~”

Just as he was slipping his fingers out, ready to replace them with his dick, his phone rang. He picked it up and it was Kisaki, cursing him out for being late to their meeting.

“Yo Kisaki, I was just on my way…Just...a little preoccupied right now...”

Hanma's hand slid over your mouth to muffle your moans as he rammed into you. The squelching noises coming from your soaked cunt were very apparent over the phone. It took Kisaki a moment to register what was going on but his voice took on a disgusted tone.

“Hanma, are you serious? We're supposed to be strategizing and you're out fucking around? Literally!”

“Relax, we're gonna win anyway. Stop stressing and being a cockblock man ♡”

“Cockblock? Hanma if you don't bring your lanky ass to this meeting, I'll make sure you never fuck again.”

Hanma sighed in annoyance.

“Okay okay, I'll be there soon.”

He hung up the phone, returning all his attention to your body.

“Sorry darling, I'll have to rush a bit. Y'know how Kisaki is, plus you gotta get to your meeting too, right?”

Hanma smirked as you mumbled a response, he knew you were in no shape to go to that meeting, you were practically fucked dumbed. His hips slapped against your ass as he drilled into your cunt relentlessly. You couldn't care less about your meeting or the rest of your gang right now. All that mattered was Hanma's dick wrecking your guts.

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[introspectivememories]

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING BUY HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLS

[misc-obeyme]

i often think about how mc literally carries this entire family

imagine mc never talks about their feelings or seeks help because if they fall apart, the brothers fall apart too [in a worse way even] so the side characters confront them and mc snaps finally

and Barbatos scolding the brothers. I NEED that in my life 😭😭

Ahhh me too, my friend! I love when Barb gets strict and scolds people lol. What does this say about me? I have no idea and I refuse to look into it further.

Anyway, I think part of the issue is that MC has to be a somewhat generic character. So they never really go into how MC is coping, they just say MC can handle it all because MC is amazing! MC does it without even trying! Because that works best for the story.

But it'd be far more realistic to assume that MC has a more intense reaction to all the stuff they do. They definitely hold up all the brothers, without MC they lose their minds. And it would be so easy for an MC to be like okay I can never falter. I must be the strong person they all say I am because if I'm not, they'll crumble. Which is quite a lot of pressure.

And the side characters are in a unique position because while they care deeply about MC, they aren't as dependent on them. Which is perhaps why I like the side characters so much. They feel like they're more than just beings that exist for MC to take care of. But anyway, they have that sort of outside perspective that would allow them to see MC in a way the brothers can't. They might pick up on the fact that MC is suppressing everything in an effort to be the strong one keeping the family together.

Therefore, I think any one of them could say hey MC are you doing okay? We're worried about you. I could see them all getting together and doing it as a group and then MC loses their shit.

But imagine if just one of them did it? Like in a moment of solitude with any of them and having them just say hey I'm worried about you are you okay? And MC just starts sobbing or something.

If it was Barbatos, you can be sure he would then proceed to keep MC at the castle for an untold amount of time while he takes care of them until they're feeling better again. Before he even thinks about letting MC go back to the HoL, he's going over there to inform the brothers of how they must act going forward. It's a lecture they won't forget any time soon lol. God I love him so much.

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

Broke (2016): BBC Sherlock is a phenomenal piece of media and anything that seems like a flaw just hasn't been fully explored yet

Woke (2020): BBC Sherlock is an incredibly flawed series run by an egotistical writer, it never deserved the hype and is actively bad on so many fronts (especially representation)

Bespoke (2024): BBC Sherlock is flawed and bogged down by increasingly poor writing, which many fans refused to see while it was airing, leading to hugely misplaced expectations (particularly for the final series), AND it has the seeds of some compelling characterizations and portrayals, some genuinely solid performances, and touches--albeit imperfectly--on complexities that are still being discussed today (particularly as it relates to the relationship between Sherlock and John). The huge cultural impact of the show has created a massive pendulum effect in its public perception, leading to most people today remembering a caricature of the show (whether positive or negative) rather than appreciating its nuanced merits and failings...that being said Season 4 sucked

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

It's a low blow when Fennec, in "Bad Territory," claps back at Hunter and Wrecker about losing Omega; but when THIS exchange occurs -

Hunter: "Money's not everything."

Fennec: "That's 'cuz you don't have any."

- I have to giggle at Hunter silently turning away, because I don't think he was actually ceding the point.

No, no, I headcanon he was actually thinking "That's only because we haven't given in to Omega's pleas to set her loose for a day on Canto Bight. If we did, we'd end up with more credits than we could possibly spend in our lifetimes even after donating ninety percent of the funds to Echo and Pabu."

[drinkingteainthedark]

Renheng had to be men because fem Blade would be too powerful. Poor baby lesbian Dan Heng would get distracted by this scary giant womans massive bohonkers breasting boobily and fall right onto her sword and then that's the end of that. Goodbye lizard lady.

Either that or she'd find out that she had an arrogant middle-aged blacksmith wife, and not only drove her insane but de-aged her, and it would make her die of sadness.

[sunflowerius]

rip Aaron Minyard you would have loved House MD (he would have loved your murder indictment)

[copia]

"sleep token doesn't feel british!" just watched the fall for me mv and that man was flopping around on the most british beach i have ever seen in my life