#I woke up with thoughts

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Thinking about Barty getting fucked but he’s so whiny, back arched and begging for Evan to fuck him properly and to fill him up and Evan is barely lasting as is so he has to choke him into the mattress to get him to shut up so he can focus instead of busting right away

[charismabee]

Thinking about the Hunted and the Paranoid They'd be such a force to be reckoned with if one of the others got hurt (assuming separate bodies for my convenience). They'd both immediately be in protective mode because a) injured member of the flock, susceptible to preditors, must protect until healed and b) if its not properly treated it might get worse, it might get infected and then they'll die and a piece of the group will be lost and then they'll all start dying and everything will be terrible forever.

So whoever is injured is dragged to the nest or whatever place is currently safest to be fussed over by the Paranoid while the Hunted watches over them. I can see the Hunted being like 'I'll protect you' and sitting on top of them, covering their body like an overprotective blanket while Paranoid worries over them being crushed or suffocated by the protective cuddle. They're fine Hunted is like 90% fluff and feathers. Not that heavy, perfect blanket. Everyone who isn't injured has to avoid them because Hunted will lash out if you get too close to the injured person he's protecting, abs then they get stuck in there with the injured person because they've been scratched.

I can see the others reacting in a variety if different ways to this.

Hero, Broken, Opportunist, and Smitten would probably enjoy the attention.

Hero a bit more bashful and grateful for the help even if its excessive which it probably is.

Broken being a mix of shocked that anyone would be nice to him and mopey about how he doesn't deserve it and what's the point in helping him. He's just going to get hurt again later anyway.

Opportunist takes the opportunity (ha) to get attention and affection and conformation that everyone likes him because let's be honest with ourselves he may act cocky but that man is desperate.

Smitten is a weird one. He's the type to be all 'these five stab wounds are nothing in the face of my dedication and love', but he probably loves being taken care of. He would prefer if it was the princess though.

Cold and Skeptic would just put up with it.

Cold doesn't care enough to stop them, though he will tell them that he's fine and they're being stupid and his broken arm isn't a problem, pain isn't a bad thing, they don't believe that and Paranoid tries yet again to explain to him why pain is bad.

Skeptic knows it's excessive but he also knows it'll soothe their worries if he lets them confine him to the nest for a week. He can do his philosophy in there it isn't a huge deal for him. He gets to pester them about the inner workings of their minds while he's there too, enrichment.

Cheated, Contrarian, and Stubborn would complain the whole time.

Cheated would so be a whiner about the whole thing. He hates being hurt, and he hates being taken care of even more. It's like an admission that whatever hurt him won. Which it didn't. He'd be even more upset if they didn't fuss over him though because that wouldn't be fair.

Contrarian would hate being stuck in one place for an extended period of time. Just knowing he's not allowed to leave makes him want to really bad, plus he gets bored easy and Hunted keeps puffing up and hissing at everyone until they leave so he can ensure Contrarian is safe so he only has these two worryworts to talk to and they're no fun to wind up because they're too busy fussing to react to his japes and such.

Stubborn would hate being seen as weak. He doesn't need to be protected or patched up, he's stronger than that. They'd still get him to let them do it, but like the Skeptic it's only for their piece of mind. He still complains the whole time.

Hunted would hate being injured and having Paranoid fuss over him. He doesn't like staying still. He'd probably sit through it though because he's objective enough to understand that if injured he does need to heal. After all, how will he evade preditors if injured?

Paranoid I could see appreciating the Hunted watching over him. He'd patch himself up tho, no one is getting near him while he's hurt, Hunted helps keep everyone else away though so it works.

[glitchinginthegarden]

dog coded in how he always looks to his partner for approval, permission, guidance, praise

dog coded in how if you put a hand to his jaw he'll press into it, silently asking for more though he avoids your eyes

dog coded in how he's attuned to listen for the voice of his person, no matter how quiet

dog coded in how he always places himself between potential dangers and those he cares about, always faces the doors, always watches

dog coded in how he may give you the other end of his leash but if you choose not to tug, he's yours forever

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

[seaquestions]

this is getting dangerous, wouldn't you say?

[ID: a black & white painting of a man smoking in a bathtub & a robot sitting on the edge of the tub, tucking the man's hair behind his ear. the man's eyes are obscured by the robot's arm. he also has his hand on one of the robot's thighs. End ID]

[nothingbizzare]

Don't lose hope

[valtsv]

i have an angel and a devil on my shoulders but i think with my dick so there's not much they can do for me

[kokokoula]

here's a thought:

tsukishima kei is mean. he complains that you talk too much, laughs when you flunk your tests, and insists that you're clingy. others wonder why you're even with him.

but they don't know that when he tsks at your rambling, he shifts one side of his headphones away to hear your voice. they don't know that even though he teases you for your low test scores, he would stay up late at night just to tutor you till you'd get it right. they don't know that after rolling his eyes at your affection, he places a chaste kiss on your forehead and hides his red face in your hair.

so when they say you deserve better, you laugh at their cluelessness and state with a smile, "he's more than everything i could ever want." and he falls in love with you all over again.

[anctherdayofsun]

t.s - the tortured poets department🌙

[iwasbored777]

I hope no one did this yet

[fluentisonus]

i've seen several variations on this meme with legolas & gimli but no one but me gets which way around it should be it should be like this:

[canisalbus]

[crunchchute]

Let's play fizzball!

[homosexualcitron]

So many theories of why Ivan did that well this is my take

[unknownteapot]

this is gonna be one of those things that's like 'where were you when the shourtney wedding pics dropped'

[spookyji]

# milked !! c.sb

nsfw + mdni. your husband soobin doesn’t know how to tell you, his pregnant wife, that he wants to try lactation,,

(def never been pregnant before so this is prob inaccurate lol)

choi soobin has a dirty secret. and which, for a man who knocked up his wife so soon after marriage, your tummy round and heavy with his baby in mere months,, and the way everyone commented on how you got pregnant so fast, soobin’s blushing red whenever it was mentioned,, you’d think everyone knew it all. and soobin’s not shy about breeding you up,, no, it’s the way he can’t resist staring at your breasts, swollen with milk, with the desire to taste.

god, he feels embarrassed when his hands brush over your heavy tits, imagining what it would be like,, to squeeze a little and milk leaks from your nipples, all meant for his baby,, and his dirty secret’s he wants a taste. your pregnant tummy and breasts swelled up so quickly, all fertile and meant to carry his baby, weren’t you? so perhaps it’s not entirely in his control,, not when a sunny afternoon, you’re a little flustered in the kitchen when something unexpected happens.

no, no, no, don’t look, you whine frantically, your face warm with embarrassment as your arms struggle to cover the obvious dampness spreading through your nightshirt, everything’s so heavy and wet. and then soobin reaches over to comfort you, his hand on your shoulder as he turns you around. oh,, fuck. soobin’s heart shaped lips parting as he stares at the wet spots on his shirt you’re wearing, damp fabric sticking to your skin as your lip trembles, about to cry. it’s okay, angel, he murmurs, his fingers tightening on your shoulder as he licks his lips, trying to resist his urges. it’s okay,, let’s get you cleaned up, don’t cry.

soobin,,? you mumble, you’re hard. and soobin’s fucked. in his daze, he might have failed to notice how hard he got at the sight of his cute, pregnant wife, leaking milk on your shirt from your heavy tits. tits heavy with so much milk. biting his lip, he might as well ask. c-can i clean you up? soobin mumbles, equally as embarrassed, about to say forget it when you look away. oh— okay, you nod shyly, i trust y-you. and soobin feels so in love he’s dizzy.

his hands hoisting you up on the counter, smothering your face in loving kisses, hands smoothing over your cute, round tummy before gently lifting the hem of your shirt, making quiet shushing sounds as your lip trembles and tears of shame lay heavy on your lashes. shh, it’s okay, just me. i love you so much, soobin whispers, guiding your shirt up slowly, helping it off your arms and over your head, before taking in the sight, your bare, swollen breasts, leaking a little white, heavy with milk. his fingers lacing through yours, before leaning in as his lips latch to your nipple, sucking gently. nngh– s-soobin, feels—! you whimper, too shy to watch as soobin suckles from your pretty tits, his eyelashes fluttering in pleasure as he moans around your nipple. you lose count of time, flustered but it feels good, the wet sounds of his suckling warming your skin with shyness, clinging to his hand laced through yours comfortingly.

it’s okay, look at me, baby, soobin whispers quietly as he pulls away, my wife’s so pretty like this. his spare hand gently groping your breast, squeezing a little as more milk leaks out, so good f’ me. and you can’t deny the wetness soaking your panties as soobin leans in, suckling from your swollen breasts, licking away the milk dripping down your skin. b-binnie, n-need you s’ b-bad. taking your held hand and pushing it between your thighs, whining as soobin’s fingers pull away from yours to rub the wet spot spreading in your panties. my baby needs me here? nodding weakly, your lips pouted a little, as soobin gently tugs you closer to the edge of the counter. so cute, my wife, he smiles, when you reach down to tug down his sweats, impatiently whining.

mmmph— fuck, soobin groans, his hard cock pushing into your gushy walls, wet tightness sucking him in as you whimper, burying your face into his shoulder as his massive cock stretches you out, panties shoved aside as your folds drip arousal in desperate need. s’ perfect, he moans, as he bottoms out, hands holding your round tummy to be careful, before gently leaning you back, thrusts making your wet tits bounce as you cry out, needing to be all spoiled by him. god, it’s no wonder he got you pregnant so fast, soobin’s obsessed with your cute, fertile body, all round and pretty, so meant for him as your pussy clenches around his cock as he thrusts, wet, lewd squelches of arousal loud in the kitchen. and it’s only moments before it’s not enough, leaning in as soobin takes your nipple in his mouth, lactating from your swollen breasts as his cock fills you up, hands on your tummy, fuck, he’s in heaven. your milky taste swirling on his tongue, pretty wifey all full of his baby, so fucking in love.

your wet release gushing around his cock without warning as you sob desperately, b-binnie, wanna be f-full–! you cry, and who is he to say no to his darling? hot cum pouring in your messy pussy, milking him of every drop of his seed as he holds you close, a glob of spit wetting your nipples as he pulls away to kiss your forehead. fuck,, s’ perfect for me, darling, soobin moans,, his hands gently kneading your aching tits, god, pretty pussy so full of his cum, he came so much,, just meant to be bred by him even when you’re already impregnated with his baby. tears wetting your cheeks, lips parted to breathe, sticky sweat on your skin glowing in the afternoon sun, breasts wet with his spit and your milk,, ‘nd your swollen tummy barely able to hide the way your pussy’s drippin his cum, making a mess on the floor. soobin’s fucked now that he’s had a taste of ruining you like this,,

no idea whether i’ll keep this fic up umm idk if i like it haha