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How am I supposed to see the other companions' romances when seriously all I want to do in future playthroughs is get with Karlach each and every time because she is the most precious thing ever and deserves everything in the world? :( This game has ruined me. I've felt so low about it for reasons I'm sure you can figure out. Still can't stress enough how it's been one of the most memorable gaming experiences I've ever had, though.
#baldur's gate 3#I wish I were joking but I really am not#I still have all the bosses of Act 3 to do I'm taking forever#I'm nervous about all that happens down the line gdkgfj
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i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies
BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv crit#i do love the casting for the musical lots and lots though#it was really good#i do also have some nitpicks for show casting but they're largely inconsequential#like majority i very much enjoy and think are cast well#i only have one i'd say im actually disappointed with and that's Poseidon. idk he just feels. bland??? does that make sense?#like idk maybe it's the costuming but im not getting Sea God *or* Fishing Dad from him#like i think i kinda see what they were going for and i saw some gifs of him in another show where he plays a pirate and its like#okay. *little* bit better. but idk im just not getting Poseidon from it#in general most of the immortals in the show dont feel very Immortal(tm) but thats definitely mostly just the writing/show itself#not any reflection of the casting#my only other two are i would have liked plus sized Clarisse. i am VERY sad we didnt get that#Dior is a VERY good Clarisse though so i'm not too upset about it. i like her Clarisse energy. the yelling is fantastic.#my most controversial pjo tv take is im still meh on Walker. like he's fine. but like he's kind of Just Fine to me so far#its probably mostly the writing being bad but he hasnt grown on me as Percy yet. i can tell he has the energy though in interviews n stuff#and the main trio dynamic in interviews and stuff is *very* good. i just wish the show writing was better#because the casting IS very good but they have so little to work with. you can really tell theyre trying their best#i like to joke the show would be better if they just set the cast loose in the woods doing in-character improv#like its clear basically all of them know their characters SUPER well. id watch 8 episodes of in the woods pjo cosplay improv.
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#so deadpool and wolverine huh#i come before you now to humbly offer my sincere apologies to one channing tatum#for the last ten years i have ragged on him as gambit#i didnt like his movies i didnt think he had the vibes or the physique to pull gambit off#i am here to announce that i was wrong#bc man can he do gambit#the voice was literally perfect#my only gripe is i wish they did his eyes properly#but at the same time i think it was a meta reference to wolverine origins#bc his eyes only changed and were correct when he used his powers#other than that and a bit of a change to his cowl he was perfect#i also need to admit that i was a bit of a doubter about deadpool in general bc i wasnt really into the second one#and was worried about the studio change and that the entire thing would be too meta and jokesy#instead it was a full on love letter to pre mcu marvel and the end credits literally almost made me cry#but the r slur joke really ground it to a halt huh couldve lived without that#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool spoilers#d&w spoilers#marvelous#peace was never an option
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obviously nothing is actually wrong with monogamy but every time i see a monogamous person being obnoxious about polyamory, i start edging toward saying the shit in this post with my whole-ass chest, for real.
i feel like unless you’re polyamorous yourself, it doesn’t sink in how utterly vile monogamous people often are toward us. and it sucks!
#it feels about identical to being queer while around straight people in 2011.#i wish i was joking. i am not. the attitudes and level of offensive shit are about the same.#(to clarify. i was coming into my queerness at about that time/age. there were obvious hints before then.#but that’s when it really sunk in? which led to why i left mormonism and shit.)#v speaks!
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Flourish AU - Dragonheart Pirkko - Durmond Priory
Champion of the Caustic Elder Dragon
"Lasting change isn't gentle. It's harsh, abrasive, and inescapable. Either we'll adapt or we'll die trying."
"A better world starts with deciding what we're prepared to lose."
#my posts#guild wars 2#gw2#gw2 fan submission#Dragonheart Pirkko#Flourish AU#with all the sales going on i finally finished her look#she needed the maguuma shoulders + wanderer mask#(the wanderer mask NEVER goes on sale so if you want it you better grab it like Now. no really look at the gemstore history)#(it hadn't even been in the store at all since 2022 and this is the first time it's ever been on sale I Am Not Joking)#the only thing i wish is for a Vlast variant for the Aurene leggies for her but oh well. not every dream will come true.#i really gotta talk about this particular AU sometime tho tbh...#in Regrowth she's afraid of what she is and could become.#in Flourish though? she accepts even the parts that scare her. her power isn't something to fear. it's a tool and a weapon.#the blood of the jungle dragon flows through her veins and Tyria WILL hear her ROAR. her ENEMIES should be afraid.#she becomes the Champion of Vlast for a lot of reasons but the most significant is that they're so much alike.#neither has ever been anything other than the destiny that was set before them... and they don't know who they are outside that context.#they're trapped in roles they were molded for since their first breath. they barely understand the world they were built to save.#and yet... in spite of it all. they continue on. they do what they must. they fight for those who can't fight for themselves.#they're going to figure it out together... because in this big bright bold world they're the only two that REALLY understand each other.#they want to leave the world better than it was for them.#... even if they likely won't survive to see that happen.#the future will be better because it has to be. it must be. otherwise what have they spent their entire lives fighting for?#they don't belong to this world... but they can still build a better one. one that won't need anyone like them ever again.#I have... many thoughts about these two...
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#i will warn you only once: tsc spoilers#literally just finished it as i am drafting this its 5am where i live#so you may be subjected to some nonsense#that all being said i have thoughts.and feelings#the kevin was lovely and tasted delicious! jean defending him at every turn even when he swears to hell and back he'll kick his ass#the kevjean was surprising i was only half expecting that#the dog metaphors i have to say i need this one cashed in. nora run me my check#im joking of course dont quote me on it#jean taking kevins promise to the end and living on it is seriously so. well.#'be careful with him' 'take kevin's name out of your ignorant mouth' 'you promised me'#also kevin getting called the court's queen had me tender and on my back oml#jean's relationship with the trojans is sweet and he is very interesting and complicated#a character with many moving parts im sure#there were a few things i did not care for#namely jeremy and the trojans felt remarkably flat to me bar lucas (by far the most interesting) and catalina on occasion#i didnt quite enjoy jeremy's pov and felt like he spent perhaps way too much time worrying over jean? if that makes sense#i wish he had some more complexity to him or really anything to catch a hook on#all we know is hes attractive and smiley and gets along terribly with his family#so much of his character is sucked out by jean he didnt feel like much more than a plot device to me#which i wouldnt mind if jeremy wasnt the literal main character alongside jean#i was living for everything jean thought but had to drag myself through jeremy's pov if im honest#uuuuh what else. neil! funny. deranged. i have to love him#andrew couldnt give less of a fuck about jean which is funny as all fuck#two bugs placed in the same habitat ignoring each other#the thing with elodie i thought was complicated. i wish we knew some more about her or that shed been mentioned a little earlier#but im assuming thats a topic to be revisited#uuuuuuuh yeah so thats most of it. i think my first thought and the one that sticked out the most to me is that the book felt remarkably#pedestrian#not necessarily in a bad way#it lacked to me one of the main appeals of aftg which were the numerous interesting side characters
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thinking of my blorbos but not in a "i love you you love me all is well" way but a "i love you hope you kill me" way lol
#cylas vents#negativity#negative#death wish#lmao#bitches be like '[potentially concerning thing]' and then add 'lol' as if it's funny or a joke lmao#like i mean technically it's not but then again it is bc it's me. like yeah don't worry don't take this seriously don't mind me ok#it doesn't really matter anyway kk. or maybe it's more like I'm the joke.#like idk the thought that like most of my f/os would probably kill me on sight should be less comforting than it is i guess#imagine casually making posts like this and still being like 'ok but maybe im not actually mentally ill maybe im faking maybe im lying to#myself maybe im making excuses maybe im imagining things maybe im just lazy' etc etc#none of the antidepressants since fluoxetine decided it's over have done shit and even my psychiatrist now is always like 'hm. so do you#want to keep trying other things' and like yeah what else can i do? therapy didnt do anything for this specific issue and the tagesklinik#lady didnt really seem to get my issue (well her suggestions for like therapy groups or whatever were more about socialising or whatever#like ??? girl that's really not the main problem here lmao but she also did have a point about how i would have to actually go there every#day etc but like#what else am i supposed to do#hi i am always tired and sometimes struggle to even get out of bed and thats why i worry about getting a job or something bc it could become#too much or whatever but like unfortunately thats kind of a requirement for everything lmao#when psychiatrist asks what i want/expect or whatever i am internally like 'a magic pill that just fixes everything and makes me a normal#functional human being' but like that's just not A Thing (tm)#so. like. what else am i supposed to do.#i don't want to be like this forever#idk how to tag lmai#using stuff like#tw suicidality#tw suicidal#tw suicidal ideation#just feels so over the top and like i dont have the right to use them lol
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i fucking hate being black in america sometimes
#vent#i love being black and i love my body of course#but it’s so hard. we’re always brushed over and if we say anything about it#we’re demeaning other causes and causing an issue…#there has been bills passed for the protection of the lgbtqia and asian/pasific islander communities#but there’s still no bill passed for anti lynching#black women are still payed less than white women#and i know ; i absolutely am so glad those bills were passed#i myself am queer and my boyfriend is asian#but im just . im really upset and sad#i feel over shadowed and it’s already hard with discrimination and micro aggressions and#if the kids in my class are joking about lynching me now#wjo knows what my future will be like#jf.txt#tw vent#i wish living life wasn’t so hard man. like#let’s take a daily thing like school#the teachers think that i’m up to no good just because i “look suspicious”! i have to work extra hard to be nice to everyone#and have a great record but#i see kids all the time who get away with so much bad stfuf#but then when im the one who does it i get in trouble…#i don’t feel good at all really… hopefully things can change soon
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most of the made-up usa stuff i don't really wish to ever experience, cheerleaders, those horrifying suburbs or highschool mascots/sport EXTREME hype can stay in the imaginary for me but what i do wish was real was that spirit halloween thing. i really wish that were real bc it sounds so cool, can you imagine? an entire store dedicated to halloween that only pops up a few months of the year? that sounds so fucking awesome but alas it is just another modern myth, even if it sounds like it came straight out of an old fairy tale lol guess i'll only daydream abt my fantastical halloween store that's as elusive as the ghosts it sells
#i really wish it were real i wish i could experience it :(#this may sound like a joke but i am 100% serious#tw unreality#liv.txt
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Ray's After Ending is so funny because for a good chunk of it, most of the RFA members are knocked out by V's sleeping gas (Saeran is immune, Saeyoung isn't present bc he was kidnapped by his agency under his father's orders and MC wakes up in like an hour) but the game has a call feature where you can call the characters and it would be a waste if you couldn't use it bc the characters were unavailable so instead they have other people pick up the call (Jumin's driver picks up Jumin's phone, Jumin's father picks up Zen's phone, Yoosung's friends and mom pick up Yoosung's phone and Jaehee's coworkers pick up Jaehee's phone) and we do get to learn about the characters from outsider's point of view but it's so funny to me that these people are visiting their loved ones and suddenly the phone rings and they decide to just. answer it. and start talking to this stranger they've never met
#prince's talk tag#maybe its not actually weird people just pick up their loved one's phone call for them but i personally wouldn't#i cant stop thinking about how its Jumin's father that uses Zen's phone like Chief Han what were you doing in Zen's room??#i know they needed to assign somw character to Zen and he's not on speaking terms with his family#but I would of thought Chief Han would go to Jumin and the driver could go to Zen#does this mean something? am i thinking too hard about this?#also rip yoosung his friends and mom lowkey kinda dragging him in their call with you#and with the friends since one of them is a girl one of the options is like 'A girl?!?! are you dating??' and shes like 'no lolol'#'he's nice but i dont see him like that'#the main thing that made me make this post was thinking about Yoosung's mom saying how Jumin calls her sometimes and sends her holiday gift#like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk man that just plays on a loop in my head#i know thats like a very professional thing to do. Jumin was raised to please people in a business capacity#and the he cares about the RFA so yea it makes sense. im sure he has gifts sent out to companies his works with#and I'm sure if the other members had a good relationship with their parents hed do the same with them#but in the RFA Yoosung and I guess V are the only ones with parents they talk to#idk if he sends a gift to V's father tho bc we never talk to him#but man. while i know hed do it with the other members if he could just the fact he does it with Yoosung is sweet#and it makes the part in Seven's route where he calls Yoosung's mom about her son's dilemma make sense to me bc they do talk once in a whil#so its not too out of the blue when he does it i guess#but man can we talk about how awesome Jaehee is? bc her coworker that picks up her phone spends every call gushing about her#like we knew she's great at her job but man hearing her coworker talk about her fills me with such love and admiration#and she's apparently really loved by the other assistants too like they all gush about her#jaehee is the best character in the game im not joking around#they wanna get close to her but bc she's their boss it's hard T_T#and the one that picks up the phone wishes Jaehee knows she was the one that stood with her overnight when she wakes#Yuni (the assistant you're talking to) says she would of quit the job had it not been for her#LIKE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!#it was a nice way to use the call feature during the first two days of the characters not being awake to answer#and even though this is supposed to be the last thing you play before completing the whole game#you still learn something new about the characters you've known since day 1
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Going into a Sneak Preview expecting Late Night with the Devil only to get Sting....it's a cruel god out there
#Was an okay movie but I wish they would've shown the spider more!#Like I know the last part was supposed to be a nod to Aliens but c'mon#I barely saw shit#And since the movie tried to stay pg13 cool shots of the spider were really all they had#horror tag#sting 2024#THIS MOVIE IS R RATED#At this point I am convinced that Americas Rating system is a joke#Like??? Nothing happens???#It cuts away/unfocuses/happens slightly offscreen (the vent kill)#Def hardcore stuff#You're telling me this has the same rating as Terrifier 2
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this very nervous girl is worried she wont be able to find a place to live in 3 months that she can realistically afford 🙃
#i wish tumblr daddys were real#someone pay me to do absolutely nothing pls#yall i'm so fucking nervous and overwhelmed that i feel like i might vom#i'm probably just going to keep making jokes about it so no one really knows how freaked out and scared i am because i dont like emotions#sad girl#i dont want to be homeless 😭#me#my face#girls with green hair#girls with piercings#help me i'm poor#ugh#ughhh
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sometimes your favorite song is by the idol group you see every time you go to tokyo but they haven't released it to streaming and they're quite obscure (not to mention taping performances is extremely NG in jpop idol culture) so the only time you have a chance of hearing it is when you go watch them perform and it's like not even guaranteed that it'll be on the setlist every time and then you find out it's actually by a disbanded sister group of theirs and they also didn't release it to streaming but they did put it on youtube in a 20 minute long video that features their entire first mini-album except for some reason it's the absolute worst quality vocals you've ever heard on a professional recording as in not the mic quality but the actual singing quality as in it sounds like a group of friends doing karaoke not even professional singers just some friends with no retakes no autotune touchups not even re-recording the lines that are off rhythm but it still means you kinda get to hear the song in your apartment. but is it even really the same song as the one you hear when your favorite member gets the solo in the chorus and walks from the back of the stage out towards the audience between the rest of the members as if parting the sea. is it
#really unrelatable content i'm posting tonight#it's not like actually my favorite song but i'm always like swept off my feet when they perform it#god damn am i homosexual#i have got to get to tokyo. i did say i would be back within september . aaaaaaaa#it was like. march or april? that they just randomly started performing it a lot#and it's funny remembering that my oshi is like. actually a very talented idol and not just someone i stan as a joke#sometimes i go in like aaa haha i uh i'm back! me the foreigner! i guess i'm participating in idol culture#bc i do always do the fanmeet part at the end too where i get to talk to her for like. probably 90 seconds? idk i lose track#and even though i'm a random white girl we've been at this long enough that she talks to me exactly like any other idol fan#and does all the 'you were't looking at any of the other girls were you?' and the 'i'm happy you're back i wish you'd come every day!! :)'#very interesting thing to experience firsthand#but also makes me forget that the main reason i stan so hard is because. she's just a really good idol#like sometimes i get to the venue kinda nervous to be there and then as the live goes on i'm like. ah. of course. i'm here not bc of the#idol-fan relationship validation but because i get to watch this lady perform again and she's so so good#especially that song. i really wish they'd release their own version#i really do love her voice#personal
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Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.
#I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. but some of those jokes have stuck with me for years.#UNIRONICALLY THE EPISODES HAD A REALLY GOOD FORMULA. LIKE WTF.#I’m not getting over the episode where they were gonna fail the test but Cody let them copy his test#and then the teacher said ‘you did really great Cody!’ he said ‘I got an A?’ the teacher said ‘yeah on all 3 of them!��#‘YOU IDIOTS COPIED MY N A M E TOO?????’ bro that was hilarious 😭😭😭#also the episode where Junior believed the Sun was a planet. bro. the plot twist that they sent him to the sun not because they believed him#but because they thought a kid stupid enough to believe you could land on the sun deserved to be sent to it 😭😭😭 WTFF#there are some episodes I remembered really liking but I don’t remember why#and as much as I’d like to rewatch them I… don’t think I can……..#I think if I went to rewatch old SML videos I’d be shot#also the journey to find the specific episodes would probably be a disaster#anyways that is my confession. I do not support SML or the problematic things in the episodes I liked.#it was just genuinely really funny and clever sometimes. unfortunately. I only watched it cuz my siblings did. side note all the special ed#kids in highschool loved it and I was confused cuz I was also a special ed kid who had seen it like. how did this ableist bs gain such an#autistic following. I’m telling you it’s because the episode formulas were actually really good. this sucks. I wish it wasn’t so problematic
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i think all the other anons or people getting on your case abt the hamd naiden (misspelled to avoid keyword searching) need to watch the video essay ''the lesbian gaze'' by verilybitchie, a queer woman who breaks down why the scened in thm are how they are and compares it to other movies including another adaptation that the original author actually had a hand in producing. as well as other movies with sex scenes directed and filmed BY QUEER WOMEN. anyway hope youre having a good day despite (gestures)
REAL I watched that and well yet another thing for me to rewatch I suppose but I do want to at the very least make one last point-- that even in the most good faith defense of that movie if someone chooses to portray or critique something that's as foundational as the framing language used in a movie by completely Partaking and Indulging in it you have to accept that there will be people put off by that regardless of anything else that is done and it shouldn't be any sort of moral take it's just different people looking at the same thing that chose to be provocative on purpose it will inevitably hit different people differently
#ah I'm doing fine had my fun really I was more genuinely pissed at the one explaining the bucks joke to me the other day#which makes me sad because that one typed like someone I think I might know and they sent two more to 'lighten the mood' which made me more#annoyed that they'd think I'd genuinely be affected but also they were clearly being genuine and nervous so I just wish that wasn't on anon#cause then it would never have pissed me off in the first place if I understood who was sending it to me#anyways thank you I'm so tired but that's because I am very busy and touch grass#a tag for asks
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#went to a friend's house for a get-together today#and we were hanging out in their basement. which is the ususal get-together spot#when suddenly!! and very much like a cliche!! SOMETHING catches my eye#now im not good at identifying computers#but according to my friends it was a first gen mac!! it even had the rainbow apple logo!!!#god it was so cute i am not even going to lie. like it looked PERFECT#i wish i could have gotten a picture tbh THAT'S how much i liked it#and like. i did a half-joke-y 'hey handsome you come here often?'#but later in the party i was looking over at it and like. felt REALLY nervous in a good way!! like seeing a crush#man. need to see it again#objectum
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