#I will never take that smile seriously
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I think it’s interesting how as time goes on Zoro kind of becomes more and more like mihawk in some ways whether that’s just because if you spend time with someone for 2 years you’re bound to pick up their habits or a deliberate attempt to emulate him is a conversation for another time. And Mihawk and Zoro where already pretty similar at the start so it’s a little hard to notice now.
But yeah whether unconsciously or consciously Zoro is becoming a bit more like Mihawk and it’s interesting to think that while this means maturing in some ways (he’s swordsmanship for one but he’s also just quieter much more assured of himself) it also means deaging in some others.
Despite their significant age gap and general dispositions, when it comes down to it Zoro is just a lot more emotionally mature and developed than Mihawk is. And a big part of why is because he found something larger than himself to devote his life too, hell Mihawk himself even kind of acknowledges this when he agrees to take Zoro on as a student when Zoro begs for the sake of his captain and crew. He acknowledges that putting aside his own ego and dreams for the sake of someone else isn’t something he can do and sees it as a fault in himself and a strength in Zoro.
Mihawk may be outwardly mature and his skills defiently did not stagnant but I’d wager that Mentally Mihawk is still stuck at the same age he was when he took over the title of world’s strongest swordsman. Honestly maybe even younger. And it isn’t until training Zoro, letting Perona stay with him, for probably the first time in his life taking charge of lives outside his own did he finally unarrest his development.
If Zoro is purposely trying to emulate Hawkeyes, which it wouldn’t be a surprise if he was that’s who he’s trying to be Afterall, then it would honestly set him back emotionally because fundamentally as he is now Mihawk’s attitude doesn’t work in a crew. It’s too singular, too abrasive. And while that abrasiveness can be useful in Zoro’s role as Luffy’s first mate sometimes it makes him a little too callous a little too apathetic, like with his disregard for Luffy’s sadness over vegapunk.
But Zoro has his crew to temper that, they are honestly just too ridiculous to ever stay serious around. And try as he might to hide it Zoro is also just a silly dude who likes to be horrifically petty with his opponents. And zoro still has so much fire in him, so much he has too prove and so much he wants to protect to ever really fall into Mihawk’s apathy. Zoro has Luffy who even after they reach their dreams will probably still continue to turn the world upside down forever keeping Zoro in some kind of trouble and his life interesting.
Zoro can’t be Mihawk because even Mihawk can’t be Mihawk anymore. Being with crossguild and crossing with the Red hair pirates and the strawhats is going to change him, it has too. if Mihawk is going to live after losing his title he’s probably gonna have to become a little bit more like Zoro.
#can you tell how much I like the phrase arrested development#mihawk is essentially mentally still a teenager and honestly that tracks#in psychology terms he never developed his super ego#everytime I write a long post I’m so scared that I didn’t make any point at all and it’s just a bunch of jumbled nonsense and half points#so I hope this made sense 😭#zoro and Mihawk are great they are so alike yet the little differences matter so much#don’t you just hate when people say Zoro has no character arc?#they aren’t even two sides of the same coin they are literally just Son learning from the mistakes of his father#I can’t lie before I really got into timeskip I also thought the changes in zoro was just Oda choosing to rewrite him diffenrtky more badas#I also missed the loud smiling and laughing zoro but the truth is that he’s still there#and maybe it is just Oda deciding to make Zoro cooler but it’s honestly so in line with who he already was and makes so much sense given#who he was training with that it still works as character development#zoro can still be loud and silly and maybe his digs are not said instead of screamed and maybe his smiles are a little meaner instead of#genuine and maybe he doesn’t laugh out loud anymore but honestly sometimes thats part of growing up#Zoro is the way he is so Luffy can be who he is that’s why they work. somebody’s got to take it seriously#somebody’s got to feel the weight of being an emperor’s crew. might as well be Zoro#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#zoro appreciation post#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#roronoa zoro#zoro#character analysis#one piece meta#goth fam#goth family#one piece goth family#the strawhats#strawhat pirates
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Me when I wake up to a wall of text from my friends/moots bout their fave interests or something from our conversation or they realised something they wanted to share with me even though I'm asleep

#no like seriously#never worry if it gets too long#yes i will take like 5 hours to reply to it fully as i process everything#but i absolutely LOVE reading it#it makes me smile when i wake up to things like this#so please it absolutely will make my day wakimg up to any message from yall :3#salty rants
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Only nene + tsk ship related au i have is one made specifically to hurt rui and emu as much as possible. Entirely the fault of all I need are things I like. Also because I think the clowns should suffer.
#this is the meanest I will ever be to emu#nene + tsk get together and rui is already (insert curtain call card) abt it but he n emu are both like congrats#& then he finds emu sobbing after everyone has left. smiles.#aside from that I only think of nnks platonically I respect & love those who enjoy it but I cannot see it. not for me.#mine#rui#emu#now. I will never do anything w this au because I’m too pussy to make an unhappy ending#& also just can’t take nnks seriously in that context
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#vent incoming yay#i dont know how to feelcabout my mom anymore.#yesterday was fine. good even. i did a lot to make sure her birthday went smoothly#i made a cake for her. i bought a bunch of stuff for her. i put thought into her presents.#and the next day she treats me like a punchline.#i hate the back and forth of our relationship#some days i love my mom and enjoy being around her#and other days im crying and cursing#today my brothers aide was over and the topic came up about animal care#and she started going on about how i used to be in vet school#and about how i dropped out... and she was laughing and the aide was laughing like it was small talk#and she said “oh yeah why DID you decide not to be a vet?” knowing thats an incredibly sore spot for me#like she knows damn well and she asked me that in front of company...#i decided to get up and leave cause between them like. laughing and smiling about me and that question i eas getting mad#like idk why she thiufht that was a good conversation topic#i was gonna ignore it but she brought it up again and i blew up on her cause she kept framing me as being mean to the aide#im so mean for leaving that uncomfortable conversation huh#she never takes me seriously ngl#she fucking blamed my anger on me enjoying Metalocalypse lmaoooo like wtf#you know completely ignoring the fact that weve had blowups like that for years#and tried to spin my irritation as me not knowing how to talk to people or knowng what small talk#apparently being uncomfortable with super personal conversation topics = being bad at conversation#she alwats does tbis shit#if you dont lkle something she does youre the issue#im done with her tbh#i texted her very calmly aout boundaries and shes acting nice over text but idk#she doesnt respect boundaries usually so i dont have high hopes.
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guys when they find a disorder that literally describes their enture life experience
#squeaking#last time i tpld a therapist about my#hyperspecific delusions nd magical beleifs#she was like wow ive LITERALLY never heard of that IN MY LIFE#youre SO crazy i cant even assign u one of the premade Crzay Disorders. psychotic disorder not otherwise specified for you!#but like. Erm. Schizotypal is right there#feeling presence of absent people ?check#magical beliefs/superstitions (such as that people can read my mind)? check#other magical thinking#such as that god is real & hates me and that im actually immortal? ccheck#also the flat affect#and the inappropriate emotional response (laughs + smiles when angry and its really fucking frustrating#-brcause it means people dont take me seriously)#i fucking hate eye contact so much#i hate pursuing close relationships#im literally so paranoid like i KNOW people dont care about me. i KNOW they would throw me under the bus at the slightest chance#but i stay silly#Lol!#szpd#schizospec
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people conflate being nice with not being critical. Being nice to people doesnt mean never presenting them with any kind of negative information or feedback it means don't be a prick while doing it
#.txt#i think thats the thing i dont like so much about the current culture of art on the internet#like its good people want it to be welcoming for new artists#but its kinda turned into an endless positivity echo chamber without any real substance#you cant get real critique on anything cuz people want to be 'nice' so they only mention the good things#which I guess will never offend someone but imo its annoying asf that you cant get honest feedback on anything#its just platitudes and so you get a ton of people who want to have high quality art#but are told theyre snobs and dicks for even believing in a hierarchy of art quality#when youre a beginner you can tell people are tiptoeing around saying the obvious thing#which is that its obviously made by a beginner#and thats fucking humilating tbh#to have people treat you like a first grader who'll break down into tears if you dont tell them theyre doing perfect and amazing#maybe this has just been my personal experience but I gave up art cuz I felt stupid taking it seriously#like no matter how hard i pressed for feedback or critique or tips people would just kinda smile and nod#tell me my art is AMAZING and soooooooooo so good but like. no it wasnt and still isnt lol#theyre crude and sure maybe theyre not garbage but I know they're not good cuz i have eyes#instead of trying to convince me that my opinion is wrong how about you just give me some advice#like any
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I attempted to make a Taranza AMV because I like this song and I thought that it was fitting for him. The song is I Want to Be Your Boyfriend by Hot Freaks.
#Kirby#Kirby AMV#Taranza#King Dedede#Tarandede#this was supposed to be a Taransusie AMV at first#but then I realized there’s like no gameplay footage of them together#except for that one title screen animation in Star Allies#so I was like okay it’s a Tarandede AMV now because there are lots of clips of them together lmao#working on this reminded me of how much I dislike both of their 3DS designs#like why did they make Dedede’s eyes and mouth look like that#and why are Taranza’s bangs uneven and why does his mouth never move at all#like I can’t take his monologue seriously because he’s smiling the whole time during it#man really went 🙂 for the entire game#he got a glow up in Star Allies they evened out his bangs and made him actually emote lmao#anyways I like the band Hot Freaks and this is one of my favorite songs by them so I thought I’d use it for my AMV#it’s about a guy confessing his love/wanting to be someone’s boyfriend so I thought it was fitting for Taranza lmao
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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes
#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service#because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not#like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone#or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos#they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of#HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is#(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them#if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes#:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet#(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never#'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay#'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao#'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how#oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment#from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you#seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything#about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams#some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee#(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members#who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))
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#what does one do when their perception cannot b trusted? im so physically and emotionally exhausted#and i can go from feeling hopelessly terminally bad to completely normal for no apparent reason. and on occasion i can go from normal to i#think i can stay up all night. i never have to sleep again. look how great i can focus. i could kill god.#and i have no emotional object permanence so it feels so stupid when im normal. i cant sympathize with myself in altered states of mind#and it doesnt matter but it makes me crazy the idea that i might not b bip0lar but i just push myself so far that under pressure my mind#splits into the catastrophically positive or negative. but i feel like this is how i have to live. i have to b perfect or pay a blood debt#and thats just how it is. and thats how its been. so at this point ive spend thr last idk 15 years of my life being d#some measure of miserable for no reason. i dont kno y i do this to myself and im 26 now and idk how to stop bc even pushing myself as hard#as i can im so far behind. how am i supposed to do less and not#and not just quit. im compulsive for a reason. there's a fundamental barrier between myself and understanding language but if i do more and#more and more then i can at least try to keep up with everyone else. idk im so tired. and im 26 and im afraid im stuck like this#and i cant even... its like ive split my head in 2 to cope. ive created distance within myself so that i cant fully feel how terrible i make#things for myself. half my brain is always like lol suffer idiot. it throws off my therapists bc i cant take my own pain seriously. ill#laugh and smile while im like yea i feel horrible like most of the time and i dont kno what to do lol. idk so it goes. i think im gonna stop#with the birth control tho. as it doesnt seem to help with my sadness levels. idk if ite making ot worse or not. guess well find out#itll b easier once i dont have to b trained on things. then i wont have to ask a question and burst into tears on my lab mate 🙄#unrelated
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Please save me, Dragonheart OST!
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#my posts#movies#dragonheart#OST#score#a recent tag got me thinkin bout my fav movie#excuse me while I overdose on nostalgia and pass out with the biggest smile on my face#forget child!me. Oldass!me is feelin them feels#you can never take this film away from me!#Sean Connery (RIP) is a dragon your argument is invalid!#but seriously anyone who's starved for dragon movies needs to see it! The OST alone is a thing of beauty ❤️#randy edelman#video#music#Youtube
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" it is alright. i am merely ill, my knight; there was no poison. " ( diiirk heheeheehe )
" one can never be too careful. "
It may have been improper for Tsukasa to question his prince's decisions, but their relationship was as such to tend towards the familiar. It was probable most other knights of his position would get away with far less, but in this moment, position was the last thing on his mind.
" whatever the source may be, illness or poison, you should be getting treatment and proper rest! it pains me to see you like this. i'd rather at least know you were taking care of yourself. "
It may have also been hypocritical for Tsukasa to lecture him about such things ; it wasn't as if he hadn't pushed himself beyond what his body had wanted before and he knew there was essentially no difference. Well, no . . . there was one key difference, and that it was Dirk refusing rest. The conversation wasn't about Tsukasa and his own limits, after all.
He furrowed his brows, pursing his lips. Despite Tsukasa's pleas, he knew it wouldn't do much to convince the other to stop. He could already see Dirk was preparing some more excuses, some tactful way to allow himself free reign when he should've been confined to bed. It's not as if Tsukasa could blame him either ; while he has never been properly restrained, he has seen the struggle in it for others. An image of Saki, pale and weak, flashed across his mind before he snapped it away. Dirk wasn't Saki, and was at less risk than her when it came to diseases. There was no need to work himself up.
Yet, still, he couldn't stop that worrying ache from resounding in his heart.
" . . . it would not at least hurt to rest for a little bit, would it?"
the crown and the knight / @collectalong
#( ic. ) see this smile? it'll never be rubbed out!#( ask. ) is it impossible for me to do this and that?#( meme. ) the crown and the knight#( knight. ) i make a pose like i'm gonna save everyone!#// thanks for the ask!#// <3#// i knew i could rely on you to send me something for knightkasa god bless#// tbh not my best work rn but he's taking this seriously#// rest! he will not have you be unwell for any longer than need be! even if it isn't poison!#// <- guy who absolutely put up the exact same fight when unwell before too
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kitty you see this
that first scene will always get to me omg my baby
he’s my fucking BAABBYYYYT AAAUUHGHHH ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ stiles pleeeassee ugh also dylan is such an incredible actor like stiles CARRIED that entire series i love them all but without stiles there’d be no show
#can you tell i like comedic relief characters with buried trauma and burdened by unbearable feelings of monumental helplessness#who’s only desire is to help their friends even when their friends never take them seriously#and always cover up their pain with a laugh and/or smile#no i don’t think this says anything about me 😛#kitty.core#kitty.hotline!#speed dial ! <3
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𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧
Clark is so completely oblivious to your flirting that you start to wonder if he even understands what flirting is. (He does, and he can prove it.) fem, 3k
˚‧꒰ა ❤︎ ໒꒱‧˚
“Hey, Kent.”
Clark’s answering smile is enthusiastic, but little else. “Hey. How are you, how’s your morning going?”
“Better now that you’re here.”
He takes this more seriously than you’d expect. Or, exactly as you’d expect apparently, because this is Clark you’re talking to. “No one’s made you a cup of coffee?”
“Well, Jimmy offered, but, alas. Nobody has hands as skilled as yours.”
He nods like this is a given. “I can make you one. Decaf?” Clark laughs loudly at your crestfallen expression. “I’m kidding. Be right back.”
With caffeine and Clark Kent, your morning promises to improve. It was destiny, fate, and one kind boss that put you in the desk to the right of Clark’s. He’s made good out of a bum deal sandwiched between his desk and a pillar, having turned the pillar into a home for his corkboard and sticky notes. You study him often, his hair kissing the wall each time he leans back to watch the office television.
You just need to say the right thing to him. To get him to notice you. If he rejected you, you’d stop, of course you’d stop, but Clark hasn’t so far acknowledged your flirting, and even that would be enough to put you off the whole thing if Jimmy hadn’t fanned your flames a few weeks ago.
He definitely doesn’t know you’re flirting, Jimmy’d said, mouth half full of popcorn, the other half milk duds, that’s what happens to boys when they come from a home on the range, my friend. No game.
You’d laughed at his grand bravado and kept that information stored away. Clark does seem a little… inexperienced, when it comes to adult life. He’s perfectly normal as things go, but he’s hopeless when it comes to dating. A few weeks ago, a woman at the bar closest to work had asked him if he’d buy her a drink and Clark, all manner of sympathy in his eyes, had asked if she lost her wallet.
So you assume him unknowing and carry on valiantly. “Kent,” you say now, resting your hand on his shoulder, “can we have lunch together?”
“When, now?”
“Whenever’s best for you, babe.”
He quirks a smile. “I’m always hungry.”
“I know. I brought you something.”
“You did?”
“Mm-hm. Put your monitor on standby and come find me.”
He doesn’t let you get far, his hand pressing lightly to the small of your back as you break for the office kitchenette. “What sort of something?”
“Sorry?”
“What did you bring me?”
“A special treat for a special boy,” you murmur, mostly joking, ever so slightly salacious, and far too much for the setting.
“You’re leaving me in anticipation here.”
“Is there any other way to leave you, Clark?”
He gives a well-meaning shrug. “Sure, you usually like to leave me hanging.”
“Don’t be mean. I’ll keep your treat for myself. You know I will.”
Clark chuckles. The sound never fails to light you up from the inside out, has you rushing to the fridge to get your two Tupperware boxes for sharing. You hand one to Clark, the other housing your boring dinner. He slides his arm under yours before the fridge door can close and effectively boxes you in as he grabs his own lunchbox. Your faces are close enough to kiss.
You take the proximity gratefully, cataloguing the gentle lines of his face. His eyes are beautiful, and light, a warm blue that refuse to dip down to your lips as yours fall to his. You give them a longing stare. Clark collects his lunch and backs away from you.
He leads you to a table together while shaking the box you’ve given him.
“What is it?” he asks.
“It’s not like it’s see through, or anything.”
He grins, eyes averted. “I’m going to guess what it is by sound.” Clark turns the box on its side. “Too soft a noise for cookies. If it were fairy cakes again, I’d hear the paper. And we’ve sworn off of caramel after you almost lost your incisor.”
“So?”
He sniffs. “Brownies.”
“Cheater.”
“I’m not cheating,”
“You are! You’re smelling them, I know you are, they’re chocolatey enough. Just the way you like them, if you even care.”
“Of course I care,” he says, finally letting himself look down at the Tupperware, eyes lit with joy. “Oh, these look beautiful.”
“Well, I tried my best.”
“You didn’t have to go to all the trouble,” he says, even as he pops off the lid and lets out a pleased, decadent sigh, like a king looking over a vast sea of riches rather than four dark squares of fudgey brownies.
“I don’t mind, Clark. I like doing things for you.”
He eats his brownies. He eats his lunch. You press your ankle to his under the table and smile when he doesn’t pull away, again when he washes your plastics and returns them to you towel-dried for your bag. He says, “Thank you for my treat,” with a small pat to your shoulder.
Hours pass slowly, but then it’s your long awaited home time and you’re not interested in being alone just yet.
“Could I ask you something?”
Clark eases the loop of your tote bag back onto your shoulder. “Always.”
“Would you walk me home?”
“Today?” He holds your arm. “Everything okay?”
“Would you believe me if I said I’d just really like your company?”
He rolls his eyes. “Come on. We can beat the rush on the tramline if we hurry.”
You don’t beat the rush hour traffic on the tramline; the tram stations are all lined with people two-thick, so you take the slightly longer way on foot from the office to the quieter residential area where you live. The sky is moody, though the sun stays eager, following the backs of your necks past Metropark and Mr. Caleb’s corner store.
“Wanna get shaved ice?” Clark asks.
It may be warm, but it’s getting dark already and the idea of eating shaved ice in the dark is unpleasant. Still, he’s so charming, you end up shaking your head while you weave your arm through his. “Lucky you’re pretty,” you murmur.
“We don’t have to. We could get coffee.”
“You want to?”
“I want you to be less sad,” he says.
“I’m not sad.”
“No? You seem… I don’t know. You seem sort of defeated. Did something happen at work today? You aren’t acting like you would.”
“How do I usually act?” you ask curiously.
He wrinkles his nose at you. It’s a fond gesture. “Like you. You’re so yourself. I don’t like seeing you down.”
“I’m not down, Clark. But I don’t know, maybe I’ll ask you something.”
“Sure. Anything, I’m an open book.”
You size him up. 6’ ridiculous (or 6’4 if he’s to be believed) and brazenly kind, even the look of him, a nose that’s pleasing to see, would be better to kiss, the lines in his cheeks from his smiling and his crow’s feet crinkle right at the corners of his eyes. His dark grey suit and the skinny red tie you occasionally tug between two fingers. Clark isn’t an open book. He is notoriously hard to get a read on, and he should know this. He drives you crazy.
“Ugh,” you mumble, rubbing the space between your eyebrows.
“It’s okay, honey.”
You narrow your eyes at him around your hand. “Clark, are you hard of hearing?”
“What?”
“I’m genuinely asking. I know it’s a very rude thing to presume about someone out of the blue, or, to ask about, but I figured maybe you have an audio processing issue or something?”
He doesn’t recoil as some might, or get offended at the question, as personal as it was. “I’m not hard of hearing. Why are you asking me that? Do I miss it, when you’re talking to me?”
“It’s like you aren’t hearing me, yeah.”
“I always hear you.”
“But… I say so many things, and your answers are so– neutral?” You frown at the deep confusion etched between his brows and catch a different thread. “When I said I wanted your company, earlier, you rolled your eyes. Why?”
“You were joking.”
“Was I?” You untangle your arm from his to get a better view of his expression. “Why would I joke about that? Why else would I want you to come with me?”
“I don’t– I don’t know, you joke so often.”
“When?”
“Like, in the mornings. I ask how you are and you always say you’re better now you saw me.”
“That is quite genuinely true, Clark.”
“But it’s, like. You’re kidding. It’s like play-fighting, only…”
You wish you and Clark could’ve had this conversation sitting down. It would’ve been nicer somewhere quieter, but there’s comfort to be found in the quiet hustle and bustle of the tramlines whirring in the backgrounds, the single train track further from the main city, even the bump and beeping of Metropolis traffic. And there are people everywhere, chatting, walking, occasional laughter filtering through bursts of sound. You smile at Clark as someone out of sight lets out a roaring burst of giggles, enamoured with his own twitching smile, like even the hint of someone else’s joy is enough to bring colour to his day.
“I could never put my hands on you, handsome. You’re too precious,” you say, almost shy. “Not play-fighting, by the way. I’m flirting with you, Kent. I have been.”
He raises a hand to his neck, scratches. Lets it flop back down, his lips parting in surprise. “You are?”
You hold your hands behind your back. “It’s not a joke, Clark. Honey. I’m sorry if I never made that clear for you. I definitely wasn't trying to make a joke out of things. Don’t get me wrong, I love teasing you, and sometimes I’m being hyperbolic, but I mean everything I’ve said. I hope you… hope you don’t mind.”
You watch in real time as Clark goes a rosy shade of pink. Spreading across his nose, glancing up his cheekbones, a heated stain to evidence his embarrassment even as his lips stretch into a smile that’s unfailingly, untouchably pleased. His eyes go soft, his fingers tickling the back of your hand as he finds it, turns it, and grabs your fingers. Too impatient to thread them together.
“Oh,” he says, giving your joined hands a sway. You watch him mouth it again. Oh.
“Clark?”
“When we went to dinner, after Perry’s party, I should’ve paid,” he says.
“What?”
“And– and there are so many doors I could’ve held for you.”
“I don’t think that’s true.”
“Why didn’t you tell me?” he says, sounding, for a second, genuinely agitated. It’s a stark contrast to the way he treasures your hand in his, rolling your fingers nicely.
“Clark, I’ve been trying. For weeks. If anyone’s going to be annoyed right now, it’s me.”
He glares at you. That glare quickly softens, turning to more of a stickied, almost playful smile you fail to place on him.
“What?” you ask.
He takes a step into your space. “What?” he asks back.
“I asked you first.”
Clark takes you in as you shift your weight from one foot to the other, an uncomfortable warmth spreading over the back of your neck.
“What?” you whisper.
“Just looking at you.”
You flare with embarrassment. “Do not,” you warn. The bite you’d tried for is more of a whine.
“Don’t what? Look at you? How could I not?”
“Clark, you can’t be serious.”
“Oh, I’m dead serious.”
“Dead ridiculous,” you murmur, tail end of your words a breathy, harsh exhale as Clark leans into your space and presses his lips to your skin.
Anticipation tightens every joint. Your brain catches up slowly, finds his mouth on your cheek, your cheekbone, and the corner of your eye, three soft kisses that threaten to bowl you over in the middle of the sidewalk, despite his hand clasped over yours and the other guiding your face toward his kissing. He presses a final kiss to your temple, takes a breath of you, and lets you fall away.
“I’m sorry I didn’t notice, before,” he says, rubbing the back of your hand sympathetically, “but I know now.”
You do your best not to stutter. “Sure. It’s okay.”
“Yeah, it will be. Where do you want to go for dinner?”
—
Clark has to confess to bone deep elation. Bordering childish, wildly grown up, he cannot contain or restrain the force of his affection.
In less pretentious terms, Clark Kent is falling in love. You might’ve had the head start when it came to the whole courting side of things, but Clark would argue he’s pined harder, and for far longer, to the point of delusion: every flirtation was thought to be a joke. Some days he’d believe you, and others he’d go home thinking about a flirty, lovely girl who just likes to make her coworker smile.
He can’t say he’d believe this, now. Picture you here, sure, achy mornings scrolling his phone in frustration, before tossing it aside to clutch a pillow to his chest, his nose in the case, trying to find your smell. What is it you always smell like? Your perfume. He’s awful at this stuff, knows so many smells but can’t make it out.
Clark —lucky Clark, in there and now, elated— slips his arm over your chest and pulls you easily into his front. You’re practically weightless to him.
“Mm…” you mumble.
He shushes you mindlessly.
Unfortunately, the sound only serves to wake you more. You doze weakly in his arms, a touch unsettled, all his fault for being selfish, so Clark rubs your back delicately and tries to repent. Wordlessly, he adjusts his arm under yours to hold your stomach in his palm, inching you backward, waiting for a sign.
You let out a long, low sigh and fall mostly asleep again.
Clark rests his nose in your hair. This is hard-worked but perhaps unearned, considering all your heavy lifting, but Clark will be damned if he hasn’t tried to make things up to you. The best, worst thing about you is that you find it all endlessly funny; Clark brings you flowers and you tickle him under the chin with their petals; he takes you out for dinner and you sneak off (unsuccessfully) to pay the bill during dessert; he tries to flirt, voice low and warm and pleading, and you ask him if he’d like to play fight. It’s your favourite joke. That’s if you aren’t blatantly pretending that Clark isn’t flirting.
And you’re here now because… well. You haven’t fucked. Clark has —offered you things. Never wanting to take too soon, but needing you to have. And you’ve let him spin you around some, but tonight was because you just didn’t want to leave. Who was Clark to let you? You should have everything you want, including him, and including this. He’ll lay here stretching an ache out of your back all day if it’s your wish.
He tries to dial back the philosophical. Presses his nose further into your head and closes his eyes again. He’s tireder than usual, but that could be down to the late nights with you. He likes calling you, knowing you’ll answer. He likes listening to you talk, and he loves the casual flirtation you throw at him. Better now, because you know your crush is reciprocated.
You smell incredible. Clark could fall to pieces about it.
You wake up, then, Clark’s not sure why, holding his arm off of you to spin beneath it to face him, before forcing yourself under the curve of his chin to hold him.
Clark doesn’t say anything in case you’re trying to get back to sleep again. He just waits, letting his fingers tumble the length of your back as it rises and falls.
You don’t fall asleep again.
“Hey,” you murmur.
“Hi.”
“Good morning.”
“Better,” Clark says, tipping your head back by the nape of you, something right about it as you follow his hand back to show him your sleep-rumpled face, “now that you’re here.”
You turn your face into his arm. Clark can feel the heat of your skin, and thanks whoever there is to thank for the way that shyness and heat go hand in hand. You’re warm as a hearth against his skin, like a stripe of sun laid down and resting.
“Steal all my best ones,” you mumble.
“Best what?”
“My pick-up lines.”
“Honey, I’m not flirting with you. Is that what you thought?”
He says it in a mumble. Presses it right into your mouth.
Your first kiss had been somewhat of an oddity. No flirting before or afterwards, no pretenses, only a kiss. You’d been shy the day after your impromptu dinner and Clark hadn’t loved it. ‘Cos you’re adorable, but it had bordered too harshly on unsurety. Like you were waiting for Clark to take things back.
His hands under your face to hold you. A wading of a kiss turned biting turned pleading, two shades of desperate and third pathetic. Clark had put everything he could into it. Translated months of longing, and the permanent ache that had come with your teasing.
This kiss is nothing like that. It’s melding your mouth against his with ease, meeting you halfway there as his hand carries you inward. Chest to chest, your little smile a lance against his own.
“M’not flirting,” he murmurs.
“Why not?”
“‘Cos you have me, baby.”
You grumble weakly against his lips and take another kiss. “I like the flirting,” you say.
“That’s too bad, huh?” He presses your shoulder to the bed, watches your eyes widen and then fall shut. “Maybe I can be persuaded.”
“Flirt with me.”
“Nicer.”
Your attempt to hide a triumphant smile fails. Clark doesn’t mind.
“Please?” you murmur.
He mouthed beautiful into the side of your neck. There’ll be time for the rest. Not that you’ll enjoy waiting —and not that he’ll mind giving in.
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YOU ARE NOT DYING jjk men

feat. gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna, shiu, higuruma
sum. MIA for two whole days, your older boyfriend finds you have been sick the whole time but don’t worry, they are here to take care of you!
warning. non-sorcerer! jjk men, you are early twenty and they are late twenty, petnames, fluff, crack,

GOJO SATORU
he bursts through your apartment door like a whirlwind in a storm — keys jangling as they hit the floor, designer sunglasses still perched on his nose, even though it's nearly sundown. the moment the door swings open, his voice echoes through the quiet, too-quiet apartment.
“sweetheart? baby?” his voice is deceptively cheerful, light and sing-song, but the tension is there, tight in the undercurrent. he hasn’t heard from you in two days. no text. no call. nothing. and you never go that quiet, not even when you’re mad at him.
satoru’s long legs carry him through your apartment like he owns the place — which, to be fair, he kind of does, considering he pays your rent without your knowledge. he steps into the dimly lit living room and freezes.
you’re there, bundled up on the couch like a miserable, sniffling ghost. oversized hoodie swallowing you whole, one of his, naturally, and a pathetic mountain of tissues around you like a fortress. there’s a blanket halfway off your legs, a cold cup of tea on the table, and your phone sitting dead by your hand.
“...what the hell,” he breathes, sunglasses slipping down his nose as he takes it in, brows furrowing under snowy bangs. “are you seriously dying in silence? do you hate me?”
you groan softly, barely able to lift your head. “didn’t wanna bother you… you’re busy with work…”
“busy with work? babe, i thought you got kidnapped by some creepy guy who’s into sniffing socks or something—which, by the way, i would’ve lost my shit over.”
he’s already moving, dropping to his knees in front of the couch, hands large and warm as they cup your flushed face. you’re burning. “oh my god, you’re so hot,” he says, wide-eyed, like it’s not from the fever. “and not in the good, ride-me-until-my-legs-don’t-work way. like… medically concerning.”
you manage a weak laugh, and he beams like you just handed him the moon. satoru brushes your hair back with trembling fingers, his usual smugness cracking under genuine concern.
“you didn’t even call me,” he murmurs, voice dipping low. “two days, angel. two days. i almost broke into your classes like a psycho sugar daddy with a god complex.”
you sniffle, leaning into his palm. “didn’t wanna make you worry…”
“i always worry about you,” he says, exasperated. “that’s, like, half my personality. haven’t you noticed?”
and then, of course, he softens — because he’s a menace, but he’s your menace. satoru stands, scooping you into his arms like you weigh nothing. you squirm, mumbling protests, but your limbs are too heavy, and his arms are warm.
“shut up. we’re doing this,” he says, already carrying you to your bed. “you’re sleeping somewhere with actual blankets and no tissue graveyard. jesus, babe, this whole place smells like menthol and heartbreak.”
he sets you down carefully, tucking the blankets around you like you’re the most delicate thing he’s ever touched. he presses a kiss to your temple, then your cheek, then lingers near your lips, hesitant.
“can i…? or am i gonna get the plague?”
you pout. “you’ll get sick.”
“worth it,” he says immediately, leaning down and giving you the softest kiss — just enough pressure to make your heart ache, his thumb brushing your cheek like he’s scared you’ll disappear.
when he pulls back, he’s grinning again, wicked this time. “besides, i bet i’d look hot with a fever. you’d have to nurse me back to health in, like, a slutty little nurse outfit. win-win, right?”
you roll your eyes, but your smile gives you away. “you’re impossible.”
“and you’re my favorite stupid little college girl who forgets to eat when she’s sick.” his hands are already sliding under the covers, slipping around your waist, pulling you close. “so now i’m gonna hold you like a clingy teddy bear, make you drink water, and maybe talk about how good you’d look drooling all over my shirt.”
you snort. “what happened to concern?”
“baby, i am concerned. but i’m also very horny, emotionally overwhelmed, and tragically in love with you. deal with it.”
you let him spoon you from behind, his breath warm on your neck, his body a furnace. his fingers trace lazy circles on your stomach, lips brushing your shoulder.
“next time you’re sick,” he mumbles, “you better call me. i swear to god, i’ll tattoo my number on your forehead if that’s what it takes.”
you nod sleepily, and satoru kisses the shell of your ear.
“good girl.”
GETO SUGURU
he doesn’t knock.
he doesn’t need to — your spare key has been hanging on his keyring for months now, worn from use. suguru opens your door slowly, shoulders tense under his tailored black coat, hair pulled into a lazy low bun like he didn’t even bother styling it this morning. he’s been in meetings all day, working too much, sleeping too little — and now, he’s standing in your apartment, greeted by silence and dim, static air.
“baby?”
his voice is low, velvety, laced with concern that makes your stomach twist. it’s the first time you’ve heard him in two days. you were too sick, too dizzy, too caught up in your own haze of shivers and aching limbs to call him, even though you wanted to. god, you wanted to.
you hear his steps grow closer, steady and measured, then stop right in front of your bedroom door. it creaks open. his tall frame fills the doorway.
and that’s all it takes.
your throat tightens immediately, and like a switch flipped, you burst into tears. snotty, pathetic, breathless sobs that hit you harder than you expected. your voice cracks as you try to speak, but nothing coherent comes out — just a whimper, an ugly sniffle, and a tremble in your bottom lip.
“suguru…” you croak, eyes watery as you sit up on the bed.
his expression falters for half a second — just a flicker of panic under the cool surface. he moves toward you so fast it’s like instinct, dropping his bag to the floor and shrugging off his coat in one motion.
but you beat him to it.
you swing your legs over the edge of the bed with all the theatrical effort of a dying victorian bride, forcing your shaky body upright. it makes your vision spin, but you don’t care — you throw your arms open dramatically, like some sad, flu-stricken princess summoning her knight.
“hold me,” you sniffle, hiccupping through the tears. “i’m sick and miserable and ugly, and i think i’m dying.”
he blinks. then huffs a breath — a soft, low laugh, like he doesn’t know whether to kiss you or scold you.
“you’re the most dramatic little brat i’ve ever seen,” he murmurs, but he’s already on his knees in front of you, pulling you into his chest. his arms wrap around you fully, palms spread over your back as he tucks your face into the crook of his neck.
“i missed you,” you whimper into his skin, voice cracking. “i was too dizzy to text you and i tried to make soup but it just turned into sadness—”
“shh,” he whispers, stroking your hair gently. “breathe, baby. you’re okay now.”
you cling to him like a koala, fists bunching the back of his shirt. your body sags in his arms, and he holds you up without flinching, like he wants to carry your weight, all of it — your illness, your loneliness, your melodramatic sniffles.
“two days without you and i already look like a corpse,” you mumble. “my skin’s grey. i’m withering.”
he chuckles against your hair, then pulls back just enough to cup your flushed cheeks. “hm. dramatic. needy. sick. crying in my arms like a heartbroken soap opera wife.” his thumb brushes your bottom lip. “you know that’s kind of hot, right?”
you blink. “i’m literally disgusting right now.”
“you’re my favorite disgusting little creature,” he says, and kisses your forehead. “now lie back. i’m going to order real food, give you meds, and make you drink water even if i have to hold your nose shut.”
you sniffle again, eyes fluttering shut as you nuzzle into his chest.
“you’re gonna spoil me,” you mumble.
he smiles, kissing your hair.
“i already do, sweetheart.”
his hand trails lower under the blanket, slipping to your waist, possessive and warm.
“and after you stop looking like a dying victorian girl,” he murmurs by your ear, voice dipping low, “i’m gonna spoil you in other ways.”
you groan into his chest, heat blooming in your cheeks. “gross.”
“mm. you love it.”
and he’s right. because even at your worst — sick, crying, clingy — suguru geto looks at you like you’re the only thing that’s ever made his life worth slowing down for.
NANAMI KENTO
he should’ve come sooner.
the thought pounds in his head, rhythmic and steady like the ticking of his watch as he pushes into your apartment with a key he made you give him months ago — “for emergencies,” you said, laughing. but this feels like one. you hadn’t texted him back in two days, and that’s unlike you. you were always eager to reply, dramatic even in your “i miss you” messages. so when the silence stretched into a second night, nanami ended his meeting mid-sentence, picked up his coat, and walked out without an ounce of hesitation.
the moment he steps inside, he knows something’s wrong.
your apartment smells off — like the sour tang of sickness masked under old lavender candles. he closes the door quietly, gaze sharp as he sets down his briefcase and calls your name once, calmly.
no answer.
the bathroom light is on.
and then he hears it — the retching.
nanami’s blood runs cold. he moves fast, faster than you’d ever expect from the man who lectures you about walking too quickly indoors. the bathroom door is cracked open. inside, you’re slumped on the cold tile, hugging the toilet bowl, trembling and feverish. your hoodie is sticking to your back with sweat, your knees red from the floor.
you don’t hear him. not until his calm, familiar voice cuts through the haze.
“sweetheart.”
your head jerks up weakly. your voice comes out hoarse, cracking. “kento…?”
he doesn’t say anything at first — just takes a slow breath and kneels beside you, sleeves rolled up in one fluid motion. his tie dangles over your shoulder as he brushes your damp hair back gently, then reaches for the towel nearby to wipe your mouth. his hand doesn’t shake, but his jaw clenches. tight.
“how long has this been happening?” he asks softly, but there’s steel under it. restrained panic. the kind that only surfaces when something he cares about is suffering — and you are the only one who makes him lose control like this.
you sniffle, dazed. “since last night… thought it would pass…”
“and you didn’t call me.”
“you were working,” you mumble. “didn’t wanna stress you out.”
nanami lets out a breath. a sharp one. he gently presses the back of his hand to your forehead, his frown deepening. you’re burning up.
“you’re shaking,” he mutters. “you’re not staying in here another second.”
“but i threw up—”
“exactly why you’re not staying in here,” he says firmly.
and that’s when your vision blurs again, but this time with hot tears. you cover your face with your hands, voice cracking like glass. “i feel gross, kento. i smell disgusting. my mouth tastes like death. i wanted to clean up before you came and now you’re seeing me like this—”
he doesn’t let you spiral.
his hands, large and warm, wrap around your wrists and gently pull them from your face. he leans in, forehead to yours, voice calm but low.
“you think any of that matters to me?” he whispers. “you’re sick. and you’re mine. i don’t care if you smell like hell. you’re still the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen.”
you sniff, swallowing another sob. “i look like a wet rat.”
he presses a kiss to your damp forehead. “then you’re my wet rat.”
and despite everything, you laugh — a weak, wet, pitiful sound, but it makes him smile.
then he lifts you. no warning. one smooth motion, as if you weigh nothing. your arms cling to his neck, dizzy and lightheaded as he carries you out of the bathroom and down the hall.
“where—?”
“bed? no,” he says, striding straight past it. “you’re burning up and soaked through.”
he stops in front of your closet and kicks it open gently. “clean clothes,” he mutters. “then i’m drawing you a bath.”
you blink. “aren’t you going to let me change myself?”
he looks at you, unimpressed. “do you really think i’m letting you stand on your own right now?”
you pout. “you’re bossy when i’m sick.”
“i’m bossy because you’re reckless and dramatic and refuse to call me when you need help,” he says, setting you down on the edge of your bed. his hands reach up, unzipping your hoodie with such care it makes your breath catch. “and if you ever do this again, i swear to god—”
you reach out weakly, tugging at his tie. “you’ll what?”
he leans in, gaze dark and heavy.
“i’ll handcuff you to my bed and monitor your temperature every hour until you learn your lesson.”
your eyes go wide. “…is that a threat or a promise?”
his lips curl into the barest smirk.
“both.”
TOJI FUSHIGURO
you were crying. again.
but not soft, delicate tears — oh no. it was messy, snotty, full-volume dramatic sobbing, the kind you’d only let out in the privacy of your kitchen, hunched over like some tragic figure in a bad medical drama.
the bottle of meds sat in front of you. sealed. stupid. evil.
and your fingers? useless. trembling. too weak to twist it open. your body had already betrayed you all day — shivering under five blankets, sweating through them an hour later, barely able to sit up without seeing stars. and this goddamn childproof bottle was the final straw.
“open,” you whispered hoarsely, turning it with your palms, your arms shaking.
“open, please… i’m not strong enough, oh my god. i’m a weak pathetic little victorian widow.”
you tried again. failed again.
your bottom lip quivered.
you dropped your head onto the counter with a dramatic thunk.
“this is it,” you wailed to no one. “this is how i die. taken out by a five-dollar bottle of generic tylenol.”
and that was, of course, the exact moment the front door opened with a heavy thud.
of course it was toji.
he was supposed to be out — working, training, maybe casually intimidating someone. but no. your hot mess of a dramatic arc just had to intersect with him at the peak of your suffering.
“you better not be on the floor again,” his voice called out dryly.
you gasped. “toji—!”
and in he walked, black shirt clinging to his chest, hair still slightly wet from the shower he probably took at the gym, eyebrow cocked in that way — the one that said he knew he was walking into bullshit.
he paused at the kitchen doorway.
you were curled in front of the counter, shaking like a leaf in your hoodie and fuzzy socks, cradling the bottle of meds in your hands like it was your last hope.
your eyes, glossy with fever and tears, locked on him like he was salvation.
“babe,” you croaked, dramatic hand on your heart. “i’m too weak. i need you.”
his face was unreadable.
then he sighed.
“you can’t open your meds bottle?”
“no,” you sobbed. “i tried. i begged. i even yelled at it. and it laughed at me, toji.”
he walked over slowly. “the bottle laughed at you?”
“with its silence.”
“you’re outta your damn mind.”
you whimpered as he took the bottle from your hands like it was the easiest thing in the world. he twisted it open with one hand. one hand.
your mouth dropped open in betrayal.
“don’t gloat,” you muttered.
“i didn’t say anything.”
“you were thinking it. i can hear your thoughts. they’re all smug and condescending.”
toji plucked two pills out, popped them in your hand. “yeah? what else are my thoughts saying?”
“they’re saying, ‘wow, my girlfriend’s so weak and small and pitiful, i could crush her with one hand.’”
he snorted, pushing the water bottle toward you.
“i’d rather use the one hand to spank you next time you act like an idiot instead of calling me.”
your eyes widened. “i was preserving your peace!”
“and i’m preserving your life, you dramatic little shit.”
you downed the meds, still sniffling. “i want chicken soup and cuddles.”
“yeah? say please.”
you glared at him.
he leaned down, grabbed you by the back of the thighs, and lifted you up with zero warning, tossing you over his shoulder like a sack of rice.
you squealed. “toji—!”
“you want cuddles? you get ‘em after soup. and no more dying alone in the kitchen, dumbass.”
you whined into his back, but your fingers were already gripping the hem of his shirt, safe and secure.
he set you on the couch, tucked you in aggressively, and went back to the kitchen to slam pots around. the bottle of meds still sat on the counter, now open. completely defeated.
you glared at it from your blanket cocoon.
“i hope you fall off the counter and roll under the fridge, you little bitch.”
“what was that?” toji called.
“nothing, babe! love you!”
“that’s what i thought.”
RYOMEN SUKUNA
he knew something was off the second he walked through the door.
your apartment was dark. quiet. no sounds of you stomping around, no dramatic voice echoing from the bedroom about how he never refills the snacks or always leaves his rings on the counter like you’re his damn butler.
nothing.
just silence.
and sukuna?
he doesn’t do silence when it comes to you.
so his voice comes loud, sharp. “oi. where the fuck are you?”
no answer.
he’s already heading down the hall, jaw tight, fingers twitching like he’s ready to rip the universe in half if it’s taken you from him. he calls for you again—louder this time. still nothing. until—
a soft, pathetic sound.
gagging.
choking.
then… sniffling.
he throws open the bathroom door and freezes.
you’re on the cold tile, curled up dramatically beside the toilet like a tragic heroine in some bad romance movie. your hair is a mess, face flushed with fever, nose red, eyes glassy with tears. you’re shivering in one of his oversized shirts, legs tucked up like a child. and you’re talking to yourself.
rambling.
like you’re saying goodbye.
“tell… tell my mom i loved her,” you whisper hoarsely to no one. “and you can have my manga… just not the signed ones. bury me with those. and don’t let that bitch from the office come to my funeral—”
sukuna blinks. hard.
“what. the fuck,” he growls, stepping in. “are you doing?”
you gasp, like he’s a ghost. “sukuna? is that you? i can’t see, i’m so cold—”
he crouches beside you instantly, hands grabbing your face. your skin is clammy. lips dry. eyes dramatic as hell.
you’re not dying.
you’ve just been throwing up for hours and working yourself into a spiral.
“are you fuckin’ kidding me right now?” he hisses, brushing your hair back, eyes scanning every inch of you. “you didn’t call. didn’t text. didn’t scream at me for buying the wrong brand of tea. i thought someone killed you.”
you sniffle, grabbing his wrist with trembling fingers. “i tried to crawl to the kitchen… to get water… but then i thought, what’s the point? i’m dying anyway—”
he looks like he’s two seconds from slamming his fist into the wall.
“you’ve got a stomach bug. not the plague. stop acting like you’re in a fuckin’ soap opera.”
“easy for you to say,” you croak. “you’re not the one rotting from the inside out.”
sukuna lets out a sound that’s half-growl, half-laugh, and scoops you into his arms like you weigh nothing. you cling to him instantly, arms locking around his neck like a koala.
“don’t cremate me,” you mumble into his throat. “i wanna be dramatic even in death. open casket. fake lashes. maybe some light fog and music—”
he cuts you off with a sharp slap to your thigh. “shut up.”
you gasp, offended. “did you just spank me on my deathbed?!”
“you’re not dying,” he growls, carrying you to the bed. “but if you keep talking, i’ll kill you myself.”
you whimper pitifully in his arms. “then… will you at least keep my diary? the one hidden in the closet behind the shoe box? don’t read it—”
“i’ve already read it.”
“what?!”
he lays you down gently, brushing his thumb across your damp cheek.
“you wrote about me in it,” he says, voice low and dangerous now, “every page. even the ones where you were mad. you love me so much it’s pathetic.”
you sniff, cheeks heating up. “i’m allowed to be obsessed with you. it’s your fault.”
he leans down, face inches from yours. “and i’m gonna baby you so hard after this that you’re gonna wish you died, brat.”
“you promise?” you whisper.
his eyes flash with something possessive, raw, feral.
“yeah,” he says, dragging his thumb along your bottom lip, “but only after i get some fluids in you. and not the kind you’re thinking, you filthy little goblin.”
you smile weakly.
and sukuna — your unhinged, dangerous, older boyfriend — tucks you into bed, curses the germs under his breath, and spends the entire night at your side.
because dramatic or not… you’re his.
and he’s not letting you go.
SHIU KONG
he had a key.
of course he had a key. he demanded it after you once locked yourself out at 3 a.m. wearing nothing but a t-shirt and one sock, sobbing over forgotten dumplings. "never again," he’d muttered, shoving the key into his wallet with the same reverence he gave blackmail material.
he wasn’t expecting the door to be unlocked today.
or to hear… whimpering.
low, pitiful, echoing from somewhere deeper in the apartment.
“babe?” he calls out, already slipping off his shoes. his voice carries a lazy calm, the kind he always uses when he’s preparing for bullshit. “you better not be doing something stupid again.”
he turns the corner and freezes.
you’re on the floor.
literally on the floor, crawling toward the kitchen like a Victorian orphan in the final act. your blanket is trailing behind you like a cape, your hair a mess, eyes glassy with tears as you stretch your trembling hand toward the counter like it’s the promised land.
you pause, mid-drag, and look up at him with the most heartbroken face he’s ever seen.
“i dropped… my toast…”
shiu blinks.
you sniffle. “it fell jelly-side down.”
his lips twitch. “oh no.”
“and then i got dizzy.”
“mhm.”
“and i think the floor is sucking the life out of me, shiu.”
he’s walking toward you now, casually, like he’s not biting back a laugh. “you’re telling me… you belly-crawled like a war hero because you dropped toast?”
“i’m starving. i haven’t eaten in days.”
he bends down, squats beside you, one elbow resting on his knee as he watches you dramatically paw at the floor like you’re about to fade into the afterlife.
“you had broth.”
“broth isn’t food. it’s liquid regret.”
shiu snorts. actually snorts. “you’re outta your mind.”
but his voice is gentler now, and without warning, he slips an arm under your waist and another beneath your knees, lifting you like you weigh nothing. you yelp, clinging to his shirt.
“shiu! put me down! i was making progress!”
“toward what? an oscar?”
“toward the toaster!”
he carries you to the couch instead, ignoring your weak little kicks as he deposits you like a fragile treasure, tucks your blanket around you like he hasn’t seen you cry over expired yogurt before, then leans in close.
his voice drops, soft and dangerous.
“next time you wanna reenact your dramatic death, text me first, sweetheart.”
“i didn’t wanna bother you.”
“you’re my favorite kind of bother.”
you blink up at him, pout trembling.
“you’re such an asshole.”
he grins, brushes your hair back gently with a sigh. “but i’m your asshole.”
and then he disappears into the kitchen, mumbling something about how he’s going to make toast the size of your face and spoon-feed you if you try to crawl again.
he does.
he even cuts it into heart shapes.
he just won’t admit it.
HIROMI HIGURUMA
he knew something was off the second he called and you didn’t answer.
you always answered. even if it was just a groggy voice telling him you hated his ringtone and to never call you again. so when he’d finished his meeting, walked out of the courthouse with his tie loosened and a coffee he didn’t even want, and still hadn’t heard from you?
his stomach turned.
fifteen minutes later, he was at your apartment door, unlocking it with the key you gave him the night you first got sick and told him he was your emergency contact “because you look like you’d yell at doctors for me.”
he pushes the door open.
“...hello?”
silence.
and then—
soft sniffles. pen scratching paper. a dramatic sigh.
he follows the sound to the living room and—
freezes.
there you are. wrapped in a blanket like a sad little lump, sitting cross-legged on the floor with your head resting against the coffee table. a whole stack of napkins laid out in front of you like legal documents, each one written in your slightly-shaky, overly-loopy script.
he walks closer, blinking at the one closest to him.
“to my beloved hiromi: you can have my succulents, even though you always forget to water them. i forgive you. i love you. tell my cat i said bye.”
his brow twitches. “...what the hell is this?”
you jump, head snapping up like a child caught drawing on the walls. your eyes are watery and dramatic, red from crying, your nose a little stuffy and your cheeks flushed from fever. you clutch a pen like it’s a quill and you’re writing your last will before war.
“you came,” you whisper.
“yeah. what the hell is going on.”
you sniffle, voice soft and shaking. “i think i’m dying.”
he looks at the box of tissues, the half-empty bottle of cough syrup, and the room-temperature cup of tea on the table.
“you have a cold.”
“a terminal one.”
he sighs, long-suffering but fond, dropping the briefcase onto the floor with a soft thud.
“you sent me twelve napkin letters. in one of them you said i can have your pinterest password when you die.”
“you should know what i liked. to mourn properly.”
“you also left the air fryer to nanami.”
“he said he liked it once!”
he crouches down in front of you, long legs folding easily, eyes scanning your flushed face. he lifts a hand to press it gently to your forehead.
“jesus,” he mutters. “you’re burning up.”
you gaze at him with tear-filled devotion. “if i go, you have to be the one to eulogize me. make it sound like i was sexy and mysterious.”
“you’re congested and covered in napkins.”
“so was marilyn monroe probably.”
hiromi lets out a soft breath. then he leans forward, gathering you into his arms with a slow, practiced motion, your blanket and all, lifting you gently until you’re in his lap, cheek pressed against his shoulder.
you melt into him instantly, mumbling, “i left you my lip balm too. don’t let another girl use it.”
he hums. presses a kiss to your forehead.
“don’t worry, angel. you’re not dying.”
“you sound like a lawyer.”
“i am one. and i can legally promise you’re going to be fine.”
you grumble something about rewriting your will just in case, and he lets you. even picks up a fresh napkin for you and hands you your glitter pen with a quiet, indulgent smile.
“just let me make you some soup after,” he murmurs. “and then i’ll read every one of your dramatic goodbyes.”
“even the one where i left you my collection of embarrassing texts?”
“especially that one.”
he holds you tighter. his voice soft, but his touch firm. grounding. safe.
because for all your chaos, he wouldn’t be anywhere else.
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Knock You Down a Peg or Two
Pairing: Husband!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Summary: Someone learns the hard way that it's a bad idea to upset Bucky's wife.
Word Count: Over 1.5k
Warnings: Established relationship, violent threats (not against the reader), protective vibes, implied sexy times, Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?).
A/N: I'm in a mood, lovelies. We can consider this in the same universe as Mr. and Mrs. Barnes and Handsome and Beautiful. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!

Bucky was no longer the Winter Soldier. He told himself every day he wasn't a cold killer anymore. He did his best to make amends and worked hard to clear his name. From time to time though, people pushed his buttons and got under his skin. You helped him brush it off. Their opinions didn't matter at the end of the day, only yours.
You mattered to him more than anything else. So, if someone bothers him, yeah, he could let it go. Someone upsetting you? He wouldn't stand for it.
Bucky's eyes narrowed as he spotted the little weasel sitting at the table in the break room alone. A few hours ago, you called him to vent about how this guy repeatedly tried to make you look bad in front of your superior during a meeting. It wasn’t the first time either. Your tears of frustration were obvious by your tone on the other end, though you tried to hide them. You worked hard, harder than anyone else he knew, and you took your job seriously.
He saw red when he heard you sniffle and it was the only color he had seen since then.
“Give me his name.”
“Bucky, no,” you had argued. “The guy’s a prick and I just needed to vent, so you don’t-”
“Please, baby,” he whispered, knowing full well you could handle yourself, but you were his wife and someone took joy out of your day. Not just that, they made you cry. He took this personally and he wanted to defend you. “Just give me his name so I can take care of it.”
You softly gave him the name, and he made it a priority to find the asshole. It didn’t take him long. No one even questioned why he was asking. It must’ve been his “murder strut” and glare. You once said it could break even the strongest of people.
He headed toward the empty chair beside the agent, careful not to make a sound. His stealth assisted with that. Once he reached the chair though, he made it a point to scrap the chair across the floor to get the prick's attention. The annoyance in his eyes quickly shifted to fear when he realized who he was looking at.
Good. He hoped he pissed his pants.
He made a show of slipping off his leather jacket before taking a seat, making sure the agent got a good look at his metal arm. He also made a show of getting one of his knives out, one you gifted him. “I think we can skip the introductions since you know who I am and I really don't give a shit who you are,” he began, his voice low as he twirled the knife between his fingers. “But I understand you know my wife and, well, she’s the reason I’m here.”
The guy blinked when Bucky made eye contact, the blade still expertly weaving in his hand. “S-Sure. Everyone knows your wife.”
Bucky smiled softly, taking a second to glance at his wedding band. “I’m usually not one to brag, but I can’t help it when it comes to her. She works hard and deserves all the praise she gets, but she’s still humble. Appreciative. Loyal,” he boasted, still smiling before he glared again. “She’d never throw anyone under the bus, especially in front of a superior.”
The little weasel cleared his throat, sitting up a bit straighter in his chair. He seemed to notice for the first time that they were the only two people there. “Look, I don’t know what your wife said, but-”
Bucky pointed the blade at him. “I would think very carefully about what comes out of your mouth next,” he snarled, his eyes as cold as ice.
There was a beat of silence as the guy squirmed in his seat and averted his gaze. Bucky wished you were there to see it. And Steve and Sam. “I may have run my mouth a bit. I just wanted to knock her down a peg or two, you know? She keeps getting promoted and…” he swallowed when Bucky’s eyes narrowed to slits. If this fucker even thought about implying that you slept your way to get where you were today, he may actually cut his throat. “Please, don't kill me.”
The silence after that statement may have been uncomfortable for some, but Bucky didn’t break a sweat. No, he was just thinking of all the different ways he could put him in the hospital for even thinking he had a right to put you down. Putting the knife away, he slowly got to his feet. “Get up,” he said quietly, flexing his hands in intimidation.
“Fuck.” The man nearly knocked his chair over as he stood. “Listen, I’m sorry,” he blurted out, putting his hands out in front of him. “I’ll apologize to her first thing tomorrow, I swear.”
“You think that makes up for it? And are you sorry for trying to make her look bad or are you sorry that you’re under my radar now?” Bucky’s stare remained steady as he knocked his chair out of the way, the piece of furniture nearly splintering when it hit the wall. “Everyone knows what I'm capable of, but do you know what happens to people who upset. My. Wife?”
Bucky refused to say that you cried. The asshole might take that as a sign of victory and he wouldn’t give him any sort of win. He didn’t deserve it. He didn't deserve to be in the same space as you.
The guy’s mouth parted as he took a few steps back on shaky legs. “I-It won’t happen again! I swear!”
“No, it won't, but how about I cut your tongue out so you can’t run your mouth again? Maybe pull out your teeth, too?” Bucky knocked the table away next as he advanced. “Or how about your eyes so you won’t look at her either. Hell, I’ll settle for taking your arm. We’ll match.”
The man let out what sounded like a whimper, his teeth nearly chattering from his fear. Scaring people had given him nightmares, haunted him, but it fueled his fire when he terrified anyone in your honor. “I won’t bother her ever again! I’ll tell my boss she deserves another promotion! I'll transfer! You have my word! I’m sorry!”
Bucky laughed after a moment, a bitter, chilling sound before he held up a hand. “I’m just fucking with you.”
His eyes were still wide with fear. “W… What?”
“I was just trying to scare you a little. You should see the look on your face,” Bucky chuckled again, lightly smacking the guy’s cheek. “Listen, you don’t have to transfer and I’m not going to torture you. Just apologize to my girl and we’re good, okay?”
“Okay.” He let out a breath and chuckled, too. “You really won’t torture me?”
“No, I won’t,” he grinned, grabbing his shoulders. “But I will knock you down a peg or two.”
The prick didn’t see the headbutt coming, but he felt it before he hit the ground. Bucky knew he’d feel it in the morning, too. He got off lucky.
“You know, after you apologize to my wife, I hope you do stay so you can see her continue to thrive,” Bucky toed the guy’s body with his boot. “And speaking of, I need to go buy her some flowers, chocolate, and wine. She deserves it.”
Grabbing his jacket from the broken chair across the room and brushing it off, he whistled as he left the room. He waited until he was a good distance away to call. You picked up on the second ring.
“Hey.” You sounded much better than you did earlier. “So, what’s the damage?”
“Hey, baby,” he smiled. “I headbutted the prick. And before you ask, my head feels great.”
The former assassin may get suspended for that and damaging the table and chair, but he doubted the asshole would have the balls to speak up about what happened.
“Bucky…” you sighed. You were probably pinching the bridge of your nose. “What am I gonna do with you?”
“You’re gonna let me eat you for dessert when I get home,” he smirked. Not that he needed an excuse to dive between your legs, but he'd take any chance he had. “Figure I'll give you at least two orgasms before dinner.”
“Is that right, Mr. Barnes?”
“That is right, Mrs. Barnes.”
The sound of your giggle spread warmth through his chest. Your happiness was his happiness. “Better not keep me waiting,” you teased, pausing for a beat. “Thank you.”
“Nothing to thank me for,” he said. You always stuck up for him without question.
“Love you.”
His heart swelled more. “Love you, too.”
He’d have some more explaining to do once he got home and would probably have to pay for the damage he caused. He was also sure that you were plotting the demise of the man’s career and would tell him that he didn’t need to do anything, but he wanted to. He was no longer the Winter Soldier.
But he was your husband and he’d defend you with his life, no matter what.
Violence isn't the answer, but this is fanfiction and we all deserve a loving Bucky. ❤️ Love and thanks for reading! ❤️
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Hanging up without saying “I love you” prank



Pairing: Clark Kent x Female!Reader
Status: One-Shot
Word Count: ~1.2k
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Established Relationship, TikTok prank, Soft!Clark, female reader.
Summary: You decide to prank Clark by hanging up on him without saying “I love you.” It’s just a harmless TikTok trend, right?
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It started as a joke. A dumb TikTok trend.
You were scrolling on your free time when the algorithm blessed you with a video captioned “Hanging up without saying I love you on my boyfriend to see how he reacts.”
The girl in the video ended the call casually and the guy instantly called back, mildly panicked, adorably confused.
You had to admit, the temptation was real.
And okay, yeah, maybe it was a little mean. But Clark? He was the sweetest. He’d call you “my love” like he was born in the 1800s, he always kissed your forehead like he’d never see you again, and he refused to hang up the phone without an “I love you.” Ever.
So obviously, you had to try it.
You leaned against your desk, grinning as you picked up your phone and hit “My Superman💙💙💙” on speed dial.
He picked up on the first ring.
“Hey, sweetheart.”
His voice was warm, velvet soft, and somehow always full of relief like just hearing you made everything in his day better.
“Hey, baby. Just checking in. How’s your day?”
He sighed gently. “Long. Bunch of back-to-back interviews. Cat spilled coffee all over my notes, again. But seeing your face at lunch made it better.”
You smiled despite yourself. “She did look guilty.”
“She did not,” he said, deadpan. “She smirked.”
You laughed. “Okay, okay. I gotta head back to work. Talk later.”
“Okay, I love you, bye.”
And with that, you hung up.
No “I love you too.”
You grinned. And waited.
It didn’t take long.
Your phone buzzed five seconds later. Clark Calling.
You answered, keeping your voice innocent. “Hello?”
There was a pause.
“…Did we get cut off?” he asked slowly.
“No, why?.”
Another beat of silence.
You could feel him thinking on the other end.
“…You didn’t say it back,” he said softly.
Your stomach twisted a little at the confusion in his tone.
“Say what?”
“You know.”
You smiled, gently teasing. “Do I?”
“Sweetheart.” His voice dropped an octave. “Are you mad at me?”
Your heart cracked a little. “What? No!”
“You always say it. You never hang up without saying it.”
He sounded genuinely thrown. Not angry, just off. Like his whole emotional compass had glitched.
“I mean,” he added quickly, “it’s okay if you forgot. Or if you’re just busy. I just— I thought maybe I did something.”
Guilt hit you like a truck. Or maybe a train.
You instantly felt like the worst girlfriend on the planet.
“I’m sorry,” you said softly, “It was just a TikTok prank. The ‘hang up without saying I love you’ one. I didn’t mean to freak you out.”
Clark was silent for a second.
Then: “A TikTok prank?”
“…Yeah.”
“You did this to me for a video trend?”
You winced. “I wasn’t recording it. I just thought it’d be funny.”
A pause.
Then he sighed. Deeply. Dramatically.
“I fought Kaiju,” he muttered. “I saved the world from alien and monstrous creatures invasion. But somehow this—this—is what takes me down.”
You burst into laughter.
“I’m serious,” he said, though you could hear the smile in his voice now. “I felt like I stepped into an alternate dimension. You always say it. My brain thought we broke up.”
You snorted. “From one phone call?”
“You don’t understand,” he said seriously, “I live in a state of constant anxiety. I love you so much it physically hurts. Don’t play with my fragile heart.”
“Clark…”
“Say it,” he demanded softly.
You bit your lip, heart warm. “I love you.”
“Again.”
“I love you.”
“Again.”
“Clark.”
He chuckled. “Just making up for the one I missed.”
You could practically see his dimpled smile through the phone.
After a beat, he said, “You know what this means, right?”
“What?”
“You just declared prank war. And I’m not above using my powers.”
“…Clark.”
“X-ray vision. Super-speed. Perfect memory. You don’t stand a chance.”
You groaned. “What have I done?”
He laughed. “Too late now. Love you, prankster.”
“Love you more.”
He paused. “Don’t hang up this time.”
You didn’t.
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