#I will love you if you don't marry me.
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yes girl you are so [if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more] [hands are unbearably beautiful] [i'll take care of you it's rotten work not to me not if it's you] [if you are intolerable let me be the one to tolerate you] [i could recognise him by touch alone] [i love you i want us both to eat well] [on purpose i love you on purpose] [whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same] [i am half agony half hope] [you have bewitched me body and soul and i love love love you] [he is half of my soul as the poets say] [i'm sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for but i'm so lonely] [i love you most ardently] [let me stay tender hearted despite despite despite] [someone has to leave first this is a very old story there is no other version of this story] [mostly i want to be kind] [tell me how all this and love too will ruin us] [you said i killed you haunt me then] [someone somewhere can you understand me a little love me a little] [i will love you as misfortune loves orphans as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong] [sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine] [who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me] can we kiss now
#win speaks#I will love you if I never see you again#and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.#I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees#even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them.#I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi#and the pepperoni loves the pizza.#I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard#as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture.#I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer.#I will love you as the beard loves the chin#and the crumbs love the beard#and the damp napkin loves the crumbs#and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin#and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document#and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written.#I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment#and as a secret compartment loves a secret#and as a secret loves to make a person gasp... I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened#and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world.#I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled.#I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods.#I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple.#I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another#where once we were so close...#I will love you no matter where you go and who you see#I will love you if you don't marry me.#I will love you if you marry someone else--and i will love you if you never marry at all#and spend your years wishing you had married me after all.#That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.
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Love your dandadan fanart!!! Momo and okarun are so cute in your style please never stop drawing them. I'd like to know if you have any other ships in dandadan? (thoughts on grandma yuri lol)
Thank you so so much!!💕💕 I won't stop drawing them anytime soon. And I'm very passionate about grandma yuri!! They care deeply for each other, I bet Turbo Granny misses her as much as Seiko does. Other than that I like Momo x Aira, Momo x Vamola, Aira x Rin, Aira x Kouki, Jiji x Zuma, Okarun x Jiji and Queen sensei x me ♥️
#toy cats don't blush but that won't stop me from including it#i love shipping characters as you can see but momorakun is just chef kiss#actually i think everyone loves momo and she deserves it#dandadan#seiko ayase#turbo granny#do they have a ship name??#grandma yuri#seriously Queen sensei marry me
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art of flirting..
#I love how all of these seems to be a traumatic respond to the tweet before them😭😂#Aegon is crying in his chambers cause Jace is flirting with cregan and made a blood pact#and Luce is like mood my crush also doesn't like me#and Aemond is like i just don't kniw how to flirt but I WILL MARRY U#and Aegon is tagging Luce like bitch stop whining your crush is worse than you#and luce is apologizing to aemond without addresing him😭#it's all coming together#jacegon#jacegan#cregan stark#cregan stark x jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#house of the dragon#hotd tweets#lucemond#lucerys velaryon#aemond targaryen#ewan mitchell#tom glynn carney#aegon ii targaryen#keeping up with the targaryens
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#piccolo x reader#dbz x reader#piccolo dbz#dragon ball piccolo#dragon ball x reader#dragon ball z x reader#piccolo dbz x reader#piccolo#piccolo dragon ball z#cell dbz#cell dragon ball z#perfect cell#perfect cell dbz#ONLY ROOM FOR ONE GREEN HOTTIE#jk I get it#Cell is fine and all...but...#👀#piccolo tho am I right#keeping my eyes on the prize#Awooga#look at piccolo take care of gohan#uh oh get turned good idiot#now marry me#pls#bby I love you#do it taste like limes tho#or is it more of a kiwi#🥝#NO DON'T KICK ME OUT#I TAKE IT BACK
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was it casual when i had a panic attack at the thought of you dying was it casual when you risked your entire carrier just to feed me lunch was it casual when you were willing to die protecting me even though you wouldn't accomplish any of the goals you devoted yourself to was it casual when i spent so many nights rolling around in deep thought about whether you think of me like i do about you was it casual when i wished for you upon a shooting star was it casual when i refused to let you continue your way down a path of self-destructive loneliness even though you wanted me to was it casual when you needed to kill me and only me to grow stronger and be entirely untethered from your past but you just couldn't was it casual when i preferred to bear your pain and hatred and die fighting you as opposed to giving up on you was it casual when i could trade blows with you (read your heart) even though your supposed wife couldn't was it casual when i was your one and only was it casual when the hands that we blew off of each other bore the evidence of our cosmic connection was it casual when you cried your first tears of relief and happiness after you lost to me was it casual when you kept in touch with me but not with your wife was it casual when we fought and laughed and became inseparable was it casual when i can't exist without you was it casual when i put all my goals on hold because how could i focus on them when i can't even save you was it casual when you were my main motivation for training to become infinitely stronger was it casual when i'd remain a fool my entire life if being smart meant that i had to give up on you was it casual when you know my heart i yours was it casual when
#which could mean nothing#nah the way i could've kept going for so long#this is ridiculous#they're actually insane#characters be doing all that and y'all still insist on calling them straight 😮💨#naruto was the og yearner. bro redefined what it means to be a pining teenager#you know it's bomb when the haters pull out “they see each other as brothers”#“they're married” actually the rainbow is so blatant it's blinding#ain't no way you watch five hundred episodes of these fools acting like this and your main takeaway is that they're platonic soulmates#i fear your gaydar is non-existent#“i had another dream about sasuke” girl ik what you are#only people who love naruto and sasuke more than i do are each other#they make me sick#im afraid i would not be doing all that for a friend or a person i consider a brother and yall wouldn't either#“naruto would do this for any of his friends” hm no.#how did that boy kisser megumi put it? something something personal feelings?#jokes aside i genuinely don't think naruto would go to such lengths for anyone other than sasuke at all#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#sns#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#naruto shippunden#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#naruto and sasuke#naruto ramblings#it was never casual
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nice professor layton, very husband core.
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yoU SHoULD DRAW EMMY ALTAVA
Hope you like it!!
#i love her#emmy altava#professor layton#cute#i love this woman a lot#lover her too#pl#emmy my girl#i love you#marry me#help I don't know which other tags put in here dkfndncnsnf#happy wemmysday
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Jaiden: Man, so you don't think you'll ever hatch? You're gonna be an Egg forever? Tiny little boiled Egg, you knock on him it's not hollow.
Richarlyson: I like being a little egg tbh 0_0
Jaiden: That's fair. You don't wanna be a dragon? I mean... If you ever hatched, I think– it would just take so long to get used to.
Richarlyson: I mean, I am a bit scared imagine if I hatch and all my siblings are cool eggs and I am like one of those zombie horse things.
Jaiden: No, you're a dragon! You're all dragons! We know that for certain, that's like the only thing we know about you guys, are your origins, is that you're a dragon. 🐉
Jaiden: ...But maybe not anymore, 'cuz you're boiled. [Laughs] Little boiled Richas! 🥚
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Jaiden: Man, so you don't think you'll ever hatch? You're gonna be an Egg forever? Tiny little boiled Egg, you knock on him it's- it's not hollow.
Richarlyson: I like being a little egg tbh 0_0
Jaiden: "You like being a little Egg, tbh"? That's fair. You don't wanna be a dragon? I mean... If you ever hatched, I- I think– it would just take so long to get used to.
Richarlyson: I mean, I am a bit scared imagine if I hatch and–
Jaiden: I wonder what that feeling is like.
Richarlyson: –all my siblings are cool eggs and I am like one of those zombie horse things.
Jaiden: No, you're a dragon! You're all dragons! We know that for certain, that's like the only thing we know about you guys, are your origins, is that you're a dragon. But maybe not anymore, 'cuz you're boiled. [Laughs] Little boiled Richas!
[While talking about whether Richarlyson is the youngest Egg or not]
Richarlyson: ami Pom had a lot of things 0_0 and she is very mature
Jaiden: Hm, that's true.
Richarlyson: I have a brazilian shirt AND A DREAM >:D
Jaiden: Yeah!!! [She does a dance emote] Yeah!
Richarlyson: I mean we all are like that no? Clothes and a dream
Jaiden: [She lies down next to him] You know how to say it, old wise boiled Richas. [Laughs] The century-old boiled Egg.
Richarlyson: I thanketh you, my wisdom shall travel the world
Jaiden: You should- you should do a TED Talk! You should- there should be a TED Talk night on the Island, and it should be only you, and you do the presentation, and we listen and we clap. Since you're so full of wisdom and boiled eggs.
Richarlyson: KKKKKKKKKKKK OMG
Jaiden: [Laughs] That could be fun though! Like, presentation night, where we all just have a fun time making random presentations and speeches. That'd be cute.
Jaiden: [Reading chat] "The TEGG Talk"? Whoa, the TEGG Talk! That's awesome! That's crazy.
#Jaiden Animations#Richarlyson#QSMP#Jaiden#August 30 2023#Timestamp: 5:23:15#''That's like the only thing we know about you guys- are your origins''#Head in my hands#I'll be sad about the Eggs and q!Jaiden forever#I love her idea about presentation night#That would've been a cute event idea#Don't look to hard at that screenshot I had to edit it a lot OTL#Lightly edited#Anyways#Jaiden and Richarlyson's interactions always made me smile so much :')#She's technically another one of his parents too since Roier and Cellbit got married#I wish people didn't leave her out of the family
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what I really liked about the fight between rhaenyra and daemon was how there were glimpses of their younger versions while showing that both have changed and that rhaenyra becomes more confident in herself.
Younger rhaenyra was trying to hold daemon close while deep down knowing that at that time he was not able to give her a stable relationship and older rhaenyra knows that she is still able to breathe and to function even when he is not there because she had to do it for years. Don't get me wrong, daemon loved rhaenyra back then, he always did but he struggled with his desires and wishes and everytime he would really have to commit to her he left, not because it was what he wanted to do but because not leaving would mean he would have to open up and I think most of the time it was easier for him to tell himself that the circumstances were just not right and that he maybe was scared of having something real to lose this time.
That man tried to escape, tried to drown the what if but still was haunted by it every day while rhaenyra feeled like he abdomend her all over again and tried to build something on her own, becoming a mother and stood up everytime she was pushed down. And with the time passing I think she was able to find some clarity for herself, becoming more confident in what she really wanted. After harwin death and the funeral she was very clear in her words to daemon and it was similar in the fight they had, she was straight forward and she was not afraid to speak up and show her anger and disappointment.
And even younger rhaenyra was not afraid to hold daemon accountable like she did when she came for the dragon egg or at the wedding night when she straight up was challenging daemon. Most people around daemon would never speak to him that way or dare to openly disagree with him but rhaenyra always knew how to approach him. Younger rhaenyra was already really direct and confronting and some of that was shining through when she said "you're pathetic" while still struggling with the memories of all the times daemon just left, abandoned her. Daemon on the other hand did leave after the fight but it's still different, not like when he was suddenly gone after the funeral or the times when left her in the brothel or at the wedding because this time he stayed long enough to really show what was going on in his mind and rhaenyra really hit his weak spot with questioning his loyalty and making clear that she is not trusting him fully even so I think that deep down she knows that he would never try to take her crown. She knows him like no one else does and she was clearly struggling with her memories of him leaving, of him not letting close enough to get behind the wall that he builds around him. This was not him leaving her and just going as far away as he can. He was leaving full of anger and grief and being hurt by her words but he straight up goes and gets his armor and doing everything he can to strengthen her claim. He is hurt and not able to verbally express all that his boiling inside him but he goes into action, fighting for his wife and family and in a way trying to show her with his actions what he right now can't show with his words: that he is worthy of her trust and that he would burn down the world for her. He is not abandoning her he is still there even if he is not right at her side and I would bet her words and her face are haunting him every minute of the day. Their fights were never about the love they have for each other. It was never a real question. It was always there.
This was a fight between two people who are deeply struggling to deal with the grief and the feeling of betrayal and daemon pushed this even more with the whole blood and cheese Desaster because he was so driven by the idea that if he does something quickly that maybe things would change and that he could do something to take some of rhaenyras pain. This fight was not a break up or cut to their bond. They were communicating and daemons does not do that often and you could still feel the love between them. Yes daemon was aggressive but still there was something soft in it when he touched her face and in the way the looked at each other. Daemon was desperately need to feel rhaenyra because he felt like she was slipping through his fingers and it seemed like he was fighting so hard with himself no to just kiss her or scream "Yes I know I fucked up but why don't you see how much i love you?"
Matt and emmas acting was absolutely phenomenal. And this is still daemon and rhaenyra and they were both in a way so vounerable and open and I would be more alarmed if they didn't had that fight because this showed they are still so connected with each other.
#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon x rhaenyra#daemyra#hotd season 2#don't even get me stared on the whole mysaria thing#there a different ways to say i love you and daemons is getting married in the tradition of old valyria#and war crimes and murder lol
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My haitani father Shio headcanon is just a bit too funny cuz of how well it works that it sounds like a waste of perfect canon idea and crossover for both of wakui's works.
Aside from the obvious physical features very very obvious, identical eyes, nose, blonde eyebrows, rindou's face form, ran's hair color palette and (arguably) bonten hair style, blah blah i mean just look a the pictures below, you can also bring up any fact from either manga and add it to the hc and it fits in just SO WELL, i'll give the first example, The Haitanis are very obviously rich spoiled kids like have you seen their apartment? They have a fucking dj set, only rich kids with neglective powerful parents will have no problem paying for that, just saying, and even though i love him let's be real Shio is the type to be that parent, i mean cmon he's rich like crazy rich (filthy yakuza money yum yum) he tots would give his children WAY more than enough allowance so they can leave him alone, also the way they act, i've always the Haitanis were the type of kids that think they own the school cuz their dad is rich .
Nvm if this never becomes canon or both universes don't collide, it's just so entertaining to keep connecting the dots that were likely never there, like how Rindou is a heavy drinker cuz his father drank alot with the rest of the Yotsurugis and he tried to imitate him from a young age that it became an unhealthy habit or if you want to add more drama he only drinks cuz he looks up to his father but Shio favors Ran cuz he can posssibly succeed him (canon power complex) so Rindou resorted to drinking cuz it's the only thing like his dad that he can do. Heck yeah i made it angsty!!!
You can also add great context to his fear of Yakuza, picture this, when he was a kid he got up in the middle of night after hearing a loud noise to search for his parents and witnessed Shio (canon Yakuza) pew pew-ing some poeple and surrounded with scary men, that probably scarred him for life that he was so terrified when Kakucho got them interfering with some, OH OH something just came to mind, if he's the son of a yakuza yeah he didn't wanna clash with other yakuza families cuz it can end in a blood shed and risk his and his family's lives.
And i'm gonna add this one not very small detail and i swear i'll shut up (for now), i know it's just a stupid headcanon that is very far from becoming reality and i don't have to take it this deep but hear me out, why their last name is Haitani and not Yotsurugi like their dad, Shio is powerful and have many enemies right ? So he simply decided to protect his children and their identity by giving them another last name likely their mother's (yk like minato with naruto style plan ?) So Haitani is actually their mom's family name. I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my useless ted talk.
#i officially announce i have gone crazy#this is like my new hyperfixation until i find a better headcanon that is more likely to be canon#actually you should all thank me#i just made up a way for the haitanis to be useful for once in their lives#kinda#i mean we already established they bring absolutely nothing to the table#we don't have to go through that again#let's put it in a simple equation#tokrev plot - haitanis = no big difference#but Shio on the other hand is the main antagonist so far sooooo#in my logic by relation they are sort of useful in some way (through nepotism)#i saved the narrative you're welcome#also an addition no one asked for or thought about ran is their dad's favourite but loves his mom more#while Rindou is mama's boy (yk how moms prefer the youngest) but looks up to his dad#speaking of their mom i think she's like from another powerful family#and based on shio doing anything to gain more power that's probably why he married their mom in the first place#OMG ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SHIO IS INVADING MY HEAD AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND#WRITERS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS PLLLLSSSSSS#oh and apparently Shio is also in Roppongi so that's that.#i really took calling him daddy shio to a whole other level lol#tokyo revengers#ran haitani#rindou haitani#negai no astro#astro royale#haitani brothers#shio yotsurugi#i'm gonna call my new masterpiece of a shitty hc#the wakui multiverse of madness
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Love learning new things just like the other day someone said that, apparently, in order to lean on Miles' shoulder Gwen had to use extra strength and concentration cuz it's already hard to sit upside down and she made it even more difficult by balancing her weight enough to lean her upper body towards another person and it made me think of how she didn't hold hands with him which was way easier to do in that position but she felt so bad that she rejected him that she said "fuck gravity he needs to know that I care. I already fell for him I might as well fall down too"
#love gwen's policy being like i can't be with you but i just want you to know that you mean the world to me#even if i never say that and if you don't think so you do#honestly this world is so messed up that it's hard to open up even when you want to even when she could in itsv unlike here#she didn't because it wasn't so easy#but i love that she didn't cuz her entire character was making friends again not making boyfriends#and i was happy to see that despite the chemistry and being so adorable they remained friends#and they knew each other for few days it was too quick#and his uncle just died#and peter was right there lol they couldn't kiss in front of him not the first time at least#so they should get married in the end of btsv it's only fair#gwen stacy#miles morales#gwiles#ghostflower#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spiderverse
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There's something about reading really great writing that's so relaxing. You can just sit back and let the words wash over you, knowing that you can trust the writer.
#random thought of the day#books#part of the reason i'm not getting writing done today was because i spent most of my free time reading from books i've let sit for too long#i haven't been able to sink into good fiction for a while#so elizabeth goudge felt like a spiritual experience#cleansing and uplifting#it always takes me a while to get into her books#there's a learning curve of a couple of chapters to adjust to the style#but once i break through it's bliss#it becomes easy as breathing#there's nothing quite like what she does#i love books that understand that goodness isn't boring or trite#you don't need to have 'darkness' and 'grit' to be complex#like one bit that took my breath away was the talk about sallie and david's marriage struggles#they're both good people who love each other#but they also have their differences because they're human and that causes struggles#not marriage-breaking struggles just nuanced life struggles#and i'm not sure i've seen something like that in a book before#it's a good marriage they married the right people but that doesn't mean life is perfect#goudge uderstands that marriage isn't happily ever after--heaven is#and a good marriage is two people partnering up to help each other reach that goal#it's so much more adult than any 'complex adult' work i've seen
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I don’t want to say this where this comment was added because while it was rb’ed from me, the root post isn’t mine and I don’t want to drag op in a circus tent. Do we really need to put homophobic on the highest shelf up from the tik tok folks?
This is about Kethric and ????? Homophobic coded??? Statistically and logically speaking, there are going to be queer people that you do not get along with and that you don't like in real life. That's just the way people are. And it's not because we're queer, it's because we're human
Kethric doesn’t hate Aylin because she’s a lesbian. He despises her because she is the child of Selûna, because he believes that she corrupted Isobel - not with queer cooties but with the love of a goddess who he felt betrayed him
If Aylin was a man, the hatred would not be diluted at all
#baldurs gate 3#bg3 discourse#kethric thorm#if your hatred or annoyance with someone is caused by I don’t know? them always chewing with their mouth open?#you could not like them and that doesn’t make you homophobic if they're queer#If you hate a guy because he’s married to a man or because of the cadence in his voice thats being homophobic#being queer doesn’t give you a 'everyone loves me or they're homophobic' pass#please don't let this line of thinking bleed into real life#plenty of us are ass holes. its not cause we're queer its because we are humans with flaws just like everyone else#i didn't go check this person age but god i hope they're a kid and not 30
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hello there! I would love to read any of your thoughts/fics about Cal and/or Danny!
OR?! I could never pick between them, but for the sake of introductions let's start with thoughts because the fics are coming don't you worry. They just need a little fine tuning
Teeny thoughts/HCs for both below the cut (it's yap central up in here)🥰
Cal
I'm so obsessed with the way he talks, like absolutely entranced by his cadence and I love every scene of him telling some story. and I know that he'd know that, maybe not right away but eventually he'd recognize the look you give him around the bonfire while he's talking to the group is the same one you give him late in the evening close to the final page of your date nights. OH MY GOD!
when you find out he speaks french! i'm woozy just thinking about it, (i don't even care that i can't understand quebecois for the life of me) you'd ask him to say something to you just so you could hear the sound of it. even if he's gotten a little rusty since he hasn't has anyone to speak it with, and even if all he can recite are the few stories he remembers from his childhood, or motorcycle parts he's learned from the translations on the back of manuals. like a late night and you cant sleep and you just want the sound of his voice to relax to...he might not totally understand the attraction, but he's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth and if you're into it who is he to deny you such a simple wish?
and I don't think he'd be the type to be one of those "my old ball and chain" guys, like he's undoubtedly in love with you and in love with being around you as often as possible. so if you're home while he's working in the garage he's setting up a lawn chair for you to relax in, just to keep him company, if the weather's nice he's putting it out in the sun for you and if it's a little too hot he sets you up in the shade with a little cooler with whatever the two of you are into that week. and he's certainly not letting you lift a finger. not because he thinks you'll break something (which like you might, but who am i to judge) but because he doesn't want you getting grease all over your outfit or roughing up those soft, pretty hands of yours. he just wants your company
Danny
for right now in this moment, i'm all over the idea of being his "girl back home" like he's out in chicago with all these bikers getting into god knows what kind of trouble, while you're safe at home just thinking about him every hour of every day. of course he calls whenever he gets the chance, but it's never a sure thing with the amount of time he spends out on the longer runs. and long distance calls are expensive, but every time he does it's so precious. the few times you hear some new midwestern phrase or pronunciation slip in and get a few extra seconds on the call just to poke a little more fun at him.
the guys get ahold of his wallet one day and can't believe he's kept you a secret this long. 3 different pictures of you sit in the accordion folded holder between the fold of his wallet and he thanks god for the feeling he got that morning he should change the ones he had in before (much more,,,invigorating if you will), for these three that he brought with him too, just to be sure he can see all your different expressions every time he reaches into his back pocket.
AND WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT!! at first he's not so sure it's the best idea, worrying you won't like the guys or something might happen once you're there, but all that is secondary the moment he thinks about how long it's been since he's last seen you, and before he knows it he's calling you back and taking you up on that offer to get a week off of work and coming to see him. Once you're there he's not leaving your side for a minute, firstly because he feels the need to let everyone else know you're his (and that you are real, as much as Zipco and Wahoo tried to get him to admit to the pictures in his wallet being magazine clippings because what's a girl like you doing with a pinko "college-boy" like him) and second because he's missed you so much for so long and he doesn't know the next time you'll be back so he's getting every second he can with you
and oh goodness are you impressed with this new look he's adopted. so different from what he used to wear to class or out walking around the city together, but still it fits him so well. your knees almost give out the 3rd day of your visit when he comes out from his bedroom in a black tank top and his denim vest...and maybe you do feign heat exhaustion just so he'll take you home early on the back of the bike he's spent so many phone calls telling you about...just because the heat was a more internal kind doesn't mean it's any less real. or maybe the exhaustion was just that you were getting tired of seeing him look that hot without doing anything about it. either way he hasn't seen you pull him up his apartment stairs that fast since you first started dating
and not maybe, but certainly, your trip goes from one week to two to a month until the tragic reality of responsibility sinks in and you realize you really are running out of clothes...
#PuhLEEEEEASE tell me if anyone wants more#my fingers itch to type#my mind yearns to let your visions come to fruition#also#i'm so sorry...i'm too connectican#i don't know what else to call new york besides “the city”#like “where are you going for that concert?” “the city”#that's a real conversation#anyway#i love them#let me marry all of them please#reverse harem except i'd want them to share each other too#mara’s mumblings#mara's fics#mara's anons#the bikeriders#cal the bikeriders#cal x reader#danny lyon x reader#mike faist x reader#boyd holbrook x reader#the bikeriders x reader#the bikeriders fanfiction
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'colin needs to grovel' 'colin should suffer' 'pen can't let him off easy'
please, his mother in law is about to be PORTIA, doesn't the man have enough curses in his life?
#colin bridgerton#polin#portia featherington#colin at the beginning realizing he's marrying into the Featheringtons: oh god i have truly met some insufferable people in my life#colin hours later full of spite and w/ approx. 0 patience for Portia's shit deciding he's gonna become The Problem: but also they've met me#Colin decides he's going to be the permanent thorn in her side and it's wonderful#don't get me wrong#but damn. . .pour one out for our boy#you KNOW he loves Pen because who the fuck else would deal with Portia of all people as a mother in law????#'woe portia as your MIL upon thee' is like. . .THE ultimate curse#but Colin went 'it's rotten work but not if it's for Pen'#we should all be so lucky
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LOOK AT THEM YOUR HONOR
THEY'RE SO STUPID I LOVE THEM
#insert the thing about mimicking the people you love unconsciously here#ughhhh i fear they are never beating the married allegations#and honestly i don't think they want too#(i would know bc they told me so just know)#2025 here we come!!!!#everyone is gonna be on this fucking ship i can already tell#zootopiathingz#zootopia#zootopia 2#wildehopps
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i was just going thru some notes i have for brainstorming purposes and came across something i forgot ab
picture it w me, if you will:
no upside down modern au, alpha!eddie/omega!steve (bc apparently that's where my brain always goes)
steve is drunk at a party and either billy or tommy (also drunk) takes advantage of him. he ends up pregnant, kicked out, b/t wants nothing to do w any of it. steve's mom (bc we appreciate one good parent in this house) sends him money every month in exchange for pictures and updates of child w/o his dad's knowledge.
eddie meet him at some kind of organization event for underprivileged kids that he volunteers at bc he was that kid and knows how important they are. at first, he thinks steve is another volunteer & is absolutely enamored by him. but once he sees steve's kid run up to him, he decides to back off bc he assumes this means steve is in a relationship. he keeps seeing steve around and silently pines the whole time bc he's accepted that he'll never have him.
until eddie is at the library, hosting d&d. the party joins a few campaigns, and he gets to know them a little. he likes them, they're good kids (teenagers, technically). one day steve brings his toddler to the library bc they like to look thru the picture books on steve's days off. he also knows that the party goes to d&d that day and wants to say hi. when he leaves, eddie asks the party if they know him, and they explain that steve used to babysit them and drove them around a lot when they were in middle school. he uses this as an in w steve, resolved to just talk to him once and maybe be his friend.
he asks ab the kid's other parent simply for small talk purposes, wondering what they're like and why eddie's never seen them around. steve explains that he's a single parent; the kid's father was an asshole that didn't want to face the consequences of his actions.
cue eddie desperately doing everything possible to impress this child so he can prove to steve just how serious he is ab being w them. i like the think of it in the same vein as your moms new boyfriend trying to make you like him, even tho you already do and there's no need for him to try That Hard. but much more ridiculous and dramatic in true eddie munson fashion.
#i don't know what this is or where the idea came from but here it is#i swear i don't only write omegaverse#would you believe me if i said the first time i've even attempted it was in like may?#this idea is slightly ridiculous but what are you gonna do#eddie gives major mom's new boyfriend vibes in this one fr#the child actually loves eddie from the start and is constantly asking steve when he's coming over#child also asks eddie if he's gonna marry steve#(eddie almost cries when this happens)#steddie#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#omegaverse steddie#alpha eddie munson#omega steve harrington#the party#omega!steve#alpha!eddie
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