#I will become deceased

[heyclickadee]

This is based on nothing but vibes and the fact that Crosshair hasn’t actually been there for most of Omega’s development, and therefore hasn’t seen what a tiny little badass she’s turned into, but: unlike the other four guys, who have mostly settled into the idea that Omega is definitely a child and needs to be looked after in that regard, but that she’s also extremely capable and can handle herself pretty well, Crosshair would be a bit stuck in his own overdone version of “baby cannot be in any danger ever” mode for a while. Like

Omega: *hanging off the marauder’s tow cable*

Crosshair: Why is Omega hanging off the ship?

Wrecker: Oh, she does that sometimes. It’s fun!

Crosshair: It’s. What?

Or

Omega: —and then I jumped off the platform and pulled that droid with me—

Crosshair: The platform…above the lava pit?

Omega: Yeah!! It was a long way down, too!! But I knew Hunter would catch me, so—

Crosshair: *has to walk away so he can privately scream into the void*

Or

Crosshair: That’s an interesting weapon. How do you set it to stun?

Omega: Set it to stun??

Crosshair: …

Crosshair: HUNTER?!?

Hunter: Hmm??

Crosshair: SeT iT tO sTuN??!??!

[inconveniently-discorporated]

HOZIER!!

NEIL, PRIME, MARKETING PEOPLE, YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING US

Alexa, play Crowley's Devilish Playlist. 😈

[khaopybara]

❝You said if I graduated as a doctor, I could ask you for anything, and you'd give it to me. (...) I know now what I want. (...) I want you.❞

SONYA SARANPHAT as PLENG SADABPIN and LOOKMHEE PUNYAPAT as WAN WANWIYA episode 1 of AFFAIR

[aredpenny]

CLOWN YURI--

[cboffshore]

Skybound AU idea: Jay spills the beans about the deleted timeline by publishing a weirdly casual comedic graphic novel about it and it comes out looking like this

(original comic panel from mexikidstories on Instagram - link to the one I traced/spoofed under the cut because the original is hella funny and y'all should read this series, seriously)

Click here to go straight to mexikidstories' Instagram page, specifically the comic I just spoofed. I saw it today and for some reason it made me go, yeah, that's a Skybound shitpost if I ever saw one. I traced and colored over the image for stuff like Jay's features and the altered text, used an image from the Ninjago Wiki for the background, and, uh... that's it, really. This is the original panel all by itself if you don't want to bother visiting Insta:

[yearnoyama]

Happy birthday ritsuka uenoyama the entirety of given DOSENT DESERVE U AT ALL

[ame-emberlea]

realising we'll probably not hear another "full speed ahead" ever again in epic :(

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

compiled all (I hope) of fydolla ho (shawnee smith’s rock band)’s music into one (1) google drive file so that nobody has to listen to ads in between songs/worry about the yt reuploads getting taken down. have fun (`･ω･´)ゞ

[br1ghtestlight]

analyzing the lombard/belcher family and I think it's interesting that ernest took after their dad while lily took after their mom. in comparison linda took after their dad and gayle took after their mom (we can see he had black hair and she had brown hair when they were younger). bob obviously took after both his parents

[spinninglightning]

whenever i read fics i always end up thinkin of a song for the fic or like, th chapter and then i canr stop associating the fic w/ those songs

[heyclickadee]

I actually really like this moment for Omega.

Because let’s put aside the fact that Crosshair has his own whole thing going on here for just a moment. Yes, he’s angry and hurting and lashing out and wants this kid to just leave him alone so he can get back to sulking and having suspicious headaches (tm), and if you’re only viewing this from a Crosshair-sympathetic, “what about the chip?” standpoint, Omega shooting back like this can seem kind of cold, uncharacteristically obtuse, or even like the writers are using Omega to tell us that Crosshair’s just a bad person end of story. But I never really took that this way.

Look at this from Omega’s perspective. She’s thought of the guys in the batch as her brothers for most of her life, and she may have heard stories about them time and again, but she never really met them until that day in the hallway in Aftermath. I have to imagine that she sort of built up her expectations for what they’d be like and what actually getting to meet them would be like in her head. And, for the most part, meeting them goes really well. Okay, yeah, Hunter does try to brush her aside at first, but he kind of makes it clear that it’s only because he doesn’t want her in any danger or getting into trouble. Once they get past that, though, Hunter, Echo, Tech, and Wrecker take to having a new baby sister like a duck takes to water. She’s one of them, and they make sure she knows that.

Aaaaaand then there’s Crosshair. He’s snide. He’s mean. He makes it clear in that scene in the brig (before she sits down to tell him that what he’s going to do isn’t his fault) that he’s not that happy about her being there. And then later on in that same episode, he tries to kill them. He shoots Wrecker. But hey! She knows order 66 has just happened, she’s assuming his chip has just activated, and that he’s not normally like this.

And then every time she sees him after that, he’s shooting at her and the rest of her brothers, or telling his men to aim for her specifically, or giving the orders to fry them all alive in an engine, or shooting at them again. He takes Hunter prisoner. He does his absolute best to make it sound like the chip never mattered in the first place. That he had it removed before order 66 even happened, because he’s vague enough about the timing that it’s plausible from the character’s perspectives. That he chose to leave the team for the empire, that he decided to try to kill them multiple times, that he willingly gave the order to burn them all alive inside that engine.

And then! Despite all of that, Omega is nothing but kind. She gives Crosshair, someone who from her perspective has willingly tried to kill her more than once, every benefit of the doubt. When Tipoca City drowns, she saves his life, and doesn’t get angry when he doesn’t thank her. He’s meaner than ever and Omega’s still able to see through it enough to understand that he’s extremely not okay. So when he goes over to be alone after arguing with Hunter about the empire, she goes over to try to talk to him. She even shared some really personal information with him:

She’s trying so hard to build up some camaraderie and make Crosshair feel like he’s not alone, or like he doesn’t have to be. And, again, from Omega’s perspective, this is a guy who’s tried to kill her and the rest of her brothers more than once, who never once thanked her for saving his life, who’s done nothing but snipe at everyone the whole time, and who’s not been shy about insinuating that he doesn’t really want Omega around. Omega would be well within her rights to just leave Crosshair to stew, but she doesn’t. She’s still being kind and still trying to get through to him. Crosshair’s response? To throw her kindness right back in her face. To cut right across a tender spot in her heart and say that she doesn’t belong with them, and that she never will.

To be completely clear, this isn’t an anti Crosshair post or anything like that. I love Crosshair, I’m looking forward to his inevitable redemption/recovery arc, and I’d also make the argument that pretty much everything Crosshair says to and about his siblings in “Kamino Lost” is projection and that he’s really saying it about himself, BUT. Still. Back to Omega’s point of view; what Crosshair says in response to her opening up about why she wanted to find them is a cruel thing to say. So. Good for her for immediately shutting it down and letting him know that she’s not just going to put up with him being an ass. Good for her for coming to realize that sometimes the people you love and the you want to look up to can let you down. Good on her for getting that he’s not who she expected him to be, that she doesn’t have to make excuses for him, and that she doesn’t deserve to be treated this way, whether he has an excuse or not. And maybe her response isn’t the best thing to say and maybe it is Omega losing her temper a bit, but good! Good on the writers for letting a little girl character lose her temper a bit. Let her be angry.

But anyway, that’s sort of how I always took that moment where Omega tells Crosshair that she was wrong for thinking it was the chip the whole time; that she’s hit the limit and she’s not going to put up with it anymore, that she’s sort of taking him at his word about the chip, and that she’s probably talking less about him sticking with the empire and more about him acting like a complete asshole, and I like that.

(And another thing I like? Crosshair seems to get the message. I might be remembering wrong, but he doesn’t actually get on her case about anything after this.)

[areyoudoingthis]

C'est lui pour moi it's only him for me

Moi pour lui dans la vie and me for him, for life

Il me l'a dit, l'a jure pour la vie he told me, he swore to me, for life

i'm stuck on this part because this is what hasn't happened yet, this is the bit they skipped before they jumped straight into holding each other close. they're both living here but neither has said it out loud yet, they haven't promised forever, they haven't said "you're my everything", and they're slipping away from each other when all they want is to be together for life

[creaturefeaster]

Do Chickenstab’s hosts tattoos have any meaning?

Yes they do! They're a prophetic telling of the host's beliefs, in which the world would be cleansed of darkness. If you know how to look at them, you can decipher some meaning behind it. A lot is very symbolic, and extremely simplified depictions of what his host believed would come as a result.

It's something that's very lore-heavy though, and speaking too much on it I feel would sort of spoil a lot of the meat of story. It's something I'd still like to tell some day, so I won't be elaborating on it. My apologies. However I do believe the symbolism is clear enough to become decently understandable, and if you're willing to think about it enough I think you could probably deduct a few things from it ^^.

[pitske]

JASPER MY BOI!!

[hopeworth]

season 11 is only about daryl and judith actually nothing else

[diltonsstrangescience]

“Formerly” OH MY GOD

PRISONERS???

WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING ON THAT SHOW???