#*insert crosshair being aggressively overprotective to the point that it’s a problem*
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This is based on nothing but vibes and the fact that Crosshair hasn’t actually been there for most of Omega’s development, and therefore hasn’t seen what a tiny little badass she’s turned into, but: unlike the other four guys, who have mostly settled into the idea that Omega is definitely a child and needs to be looked after in that regard, but that she’s also extremely capable and can handle herself pretty well, Crosshair would be a bit stuck in his own overdone version of “baby cannot be in any danger ever” mode for a while. Like
Omega: *hanging off the marauder’s tow cable*
Crosshair: Why is Omega hanging off the ship?
Wrecker: Oh, she does that sometimes. It’s fun!
Crosshair: It’s. What?
Or
Omega: —and then I jumped off the platform and pulled that droid with me—
Crosshair: The platform…above the lava pit?
Omega: Yeah!! It was a long way down, too!! But I knew Hunter would catch me, so—
Crosshair: *has to walk away so he can privately scream into the void*
Or
Crosshair: That’s an interesting weapon. How do you set it to stun?
Omega: Set it to stun??
Crosshair: …
Crosshair: HUNTER?!?
Hunter: Hmm??
Crosshair: SeT iT tO sTuN??!??!
#the bad batch#omega bad batch#crosshair bad batch#I feel like he’d get up to speed pretty quickly#but the first few months would probably be a lot of#*insert crosshair being aggressively overprotective to the point that it’s a problem*#bonus points if it’s aggressively overprotective and a little distant#but also if we get crossdad content next season the way we’ve gotten techdad content this season#it will end me#i will become deceased
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