#I will Go Down With this Ship

[fiction-tastic]

OH HELLO RAINBOW

[kkdoesstuff]

and he loves her too but duh, he been loved her. they are in love because they have always been in love (shout out 2 marked by olivie blake which i'm still not over but anyways!!!!!!!!)

*giggles excitedly and kicks my little feet* guess who's about to get into BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah?

ME, bitch 🥰🥰🥰

it was published over about 5 months in 2024 (so it's complete obvs, i don't read WIPs sorry not sorry), is 21 chapters, and just over 195K words! so a nice sized fic that i'm about to devour like a starving man, tysm.

i am and have truly been looking forward to this fic ever since someone on reddit said they have never seen draco simp and pine and be stupid for hermione harder than he ever has in this fic. i think they said she slaps him in public and then he is just like, "omg she fucking touched me!!!!!!!! *nuts*" like... LMAO yes bitch. yes pls! and then that possessive draco tag is staring at me like 👀😈 and i'm staring back like 👁👄👁💖

this will be my FIRST EVER marriage law fic and i am so happy that it is this one. i can't wait to see what happenssssss. i have tried to avert my eyes from the hype, summaries, think pieces and such because i'm not trying to set myself up or know too much or be disappointed or go off anyone else's interpretation, i just want to let the fic take me where it's gonna take me!!!! i want to scream, cry, giggle, pine, laugh, throw up, feel the feels, etc. my body is ready!!! *rubs hands together vigorously*

summary:

“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Marriage law, Forced Marriage, Post-War, Angst, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Pining/Possessive Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Hermione Granger; rating: EXPLICIT

very interested by the pairings outside of D/Hr which are Pansy/Neville, and Theo/Everyone lmfao we LOVE a slutty theo, we truly do. i can't wait to see the friendship between him and draco in this one!!! i love their friendship so so so soooo much. (sidenote, i might have to read some theo/harry fics soon enough but that's neither here nor there) ANYWAYS apparently neville has big dick energies in BSP so i'm ready for that. crookshanks is innis bitch where he BELONGS, i love me some crookshanks i truly do.

anything else...? nope i don't think so LET'S MF GOOOO

[goat-fanatic]

post case nap in a musty motel

[shurikthereject]

I was reading Chosen Horizons by @wolfsbane-and-nettles and just couldn't stop thinking about short haired Thorin. I had to draw a sweet and warm picture of them! Anyway please check out their work, they're absolutely amazing!

[iz1331]

I bring you a summary of beetlebabes in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. So if you haven't watched it yet, look away 🙂‍↔️

I wanted to end it with the fifth pic, but nah, bruh. Their story's not done yet.

[hey-yuiyu]

They're crazy together. And they didn't really have to lose their minds, but find their hearts instead

Just a questionable-quality zoom in

[theimpurelily]

My new ship just launched and one of them doesn't even have a fucking name

For real tho, this un-named Wan Jian Disciple is such a snarky bitch. I love him.

Kudos to @grubus for making such enjoyable OCs

[motherofmandos]

Okay but the thing people aren’t talking about (and I need to talk about) is the Gods marked that box “Return to Sender.”

Let’s think this through. The gods knew what was in the box. (Athena was annoyed/insulted/whatever.) The gods who don’t just give demigods big scary weapons that might later be used against them? The gods did that?

The Gods. But no, not really. Just one God.

The God who didn’t like how that man laid hands on his boy. The God who rent the sky with rain each time Gabe degraded his son. The God who knew why Sally had to pick a man like that (probably told her to pick a man like that after the sundae incident) but caused the ground to shake each time that man laid a finger on his Queen.

Poseidon knew what kind of man Gabe was. And he had Hermes leave that box for Gabe to find. Poseidon let Gabe make the choice but Poseidon signed Gabe’s death warrant.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[jackiespurnell]

charles: let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. charles: one… two… three. erik: … charles: … charles: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

[flatoutin-eaurouge]

[selene-19]

Just them 🧡💚

Seriously, Bones animated him perfectly this season, I don't know why... 🥲

He is so beautiful ✨

Katsuki really has pretty eyes 🧡

Izuku my beloved crybaby 🥹

Kacchan is worried about him.

This episodes is nice and a bit sad 🥲

[vicsshithole]

I’m brain rotting cass and stephanie and after incessantly drawing them in their vigilante gear, I needed some fluff for my brain.

They’re the girlfriendest of girlfriends, I’m so normal about them.

[thespiritlessghost]

“Aren! Look how cool this rock is!” - definitely Shun at some point

I seriously need to draw more kubokai doodles they’re so cute <3

[nessiandefenseattorney]

„ErIs AnD NeStA DaNcE sCeNe“ NO!

Cassian and Nesta Dance Scene. I was literally on. my. knees. they are Mommy and Daddy I love them so fucking much and I will never shut up about them

LITERALLY SCREAMINGGGGGG LOOK AT THEM!!!!

[evenceflux18]

HAHAHAHAHHA HELP I-😭😭

I always think that they usually argue and throw insults when they were kids but it got backfired at both of them😂🤣

[thebelovedone]

Sometimes nightmares are a b*tch but don't worry your personal overworking nightlight will sleep beside you and make everything better :)

Hugging the nightmares away...