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PEOPLE NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE SHADY WEBSITES FOR THEIR SHOWS AND I TRY TO EXPLAIN AND THEY NEVER GET ME
THIS POST GETS ME
One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
#I’ve spent FARR TOO DAMN LONG explaining how to use these gxddamn websites and no one gets you just tab out and swipe away any and every pop#up and just continuously press ‘play’ and ‘fullscreen’ till it WORKS#Anyways my sister make fun of me#bc i wanted to watch something we just saw in theaters#with her#and she said I’d be in college before it was on disney plus#I went ‘ha bitch’#and pulled up my phone#and got a full 2 hours something full Deadpool Wolverine movie playing im my phone#Honestly going to the movie theater is just for the ✨ aesthetic ✨#pirating#totally mean the seven seas kinda
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twin sisters
#okay the inspiration was that i wanted to draw intruality yuri#but then was immediately sidetracked by the idea of just fem remus like yeah… The Duchess….#and then obviously like oh and roman was The Princess#there was a whole journey#thomas sanders#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#roman sanders#remus sanders#creativitwins#tss#tss fanart#sasi#sasi fanart#remus taller cuz heels shes such a bitch love herrrr#might do a ver. where roman has a more like. classic princess fit on#went more knightly hero because honestly thats romans characterization most of the time
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the thing about Irondad is that i can make reality whatever i want and what i want is Tony being a cringe failure when it comes to the parenting side of things and Peter simultaneously being like "yeah he is a fucking loser" and "he's super smart though and learning from him has been awesome" and "but if he would be my dad that'd be cool." like Peter is an unreliable and a biased narrator at the same time so he thinks Tony is cool but in my eyes I know what he is. Tony is actually like "i would die for this kid" but having an emotional conversation feels like he's been asked to drag his bare ass across hot coals. he doesn't even know where to begin to accomplish that task. which is why Peter says things like "oh he doesn't say a lot of things to me about how he feels but i can read between the lines" and in his mind Tony says things that mean another thing but never are *quite* that thing. usually jokes that talk about what he means without having to say it or be vulnerable. in his POV he's freaking out that Peter is missing to the point of being physically ill about it, yet Peter couldn't imagine it's that bad or because losing *him* is the cause of that problem. that's how Irondad really is, and i can make it better because canon is my bitch now
#iron dad#tony stark#because enough with tony being emotionally vulnerable in fics#who is that man#let's be very honest here#that man was good to morgan because he had the time to learn#he got HIMSELF stuck in that teenager phase with peter (we're talking about canon)#tony isn't a great dad#but he has the POTENTIAL to get there#they're slightly better in LoF because they went through a whole different phase#peter was dropping ironman in dumpsters and then calling tony stark a bitch to his face#and tony was intrigued#and called him a snot nosed brat right back#let peter bully tony actually#there needs to be more of that energy right back#put them on equal footing#peter parker#my phone keeps vibrating at me for no reason while i type this so im a little distracted#phone people who know phones why is my phone vibrating at me there's no incoming notifs and i dont have vibrate on#i can not afford a new phone rn#ill die
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i'm so glad they brought back tommy for buck. they could've brought back eli. they could've brought back the openly gay firefighter. they could've introduced someone new. but instead they brought back tommy: the guy who was stuck in the old boys' club, as well as figuring himself out around the same age as buck. the guy who wasn't warm or welcoming to chim or hen when they first arrived but who clearly struggled with doing so, and then who came to appreciate them and have their backs and enjoy their friendship. the guy who was there to see how bobby made a real difference to the 118, made it like a family before he left. the guy who was there for bobby's introduction of 'family dinners'. the guy who left the 118 so that buck could take his place there. the guy with the tk initials. the guy who shares a name with 2 other poignant tommys in the narrative for buck. the guy who chim called not once but twice for help and he answered. the guy who was saved by chimney and who will (hopefully) get to return the favour. the guy who made such pivitol personal growth in his time at the 118 thanks to chim and hen and bobby. they brought back the guy who proves that it's never too late to change, to grow, to be open and soft and caring. that it's never too late to learn about yourself, to figure out who you are as well as the person you want to be. that it's never too late to become a better version of yourself.
#tommy kinard#i love him So Much More now that i've seen his s2 eps - he grows so much over those 3 eps!!! he went from tommy 1.0#to tommy 2.0 to 3.0 to now 4.0. he's grown like buck has grown and it's just- *chef's kiss!*#for some reason tumblr decided to put ant* tommy posts on my for you page and they were bitching#about bringing back tommy (1.0/2.0) like he was a concrete idea incapable of growth. i just shook my head.#bc obviously these people have missed one of the main points of the show: that people are capable of positive change.#you know what that is? growth. 🌱#.txt#911 abc
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Martin Blackwood is so real because he didn’t go “I can fix him” or “I could make him worse” to Jon, he went “I know he’s the most fucked up and pathetic man who honestly kinda has a shit personality but I want him anyways” and he’s so real for that
#He really went into the grocery store and said “I want the messiest most emotionally unavailable bitch you got” and he got Jon#baby girl knows he has shit taste but it paid off in the end#nothing better then possibly dying in a vague apocalypse-ending ending with your boyfriend *side-eyes arcane fandom*#theyarestillaliveandwelltomeiwillargueaboutthisandtheytortureEliasforfunandliveinanapartmentwithtwelvecats-#Tma#tma podcast#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#martin tma#martin blackwood
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*Throws on tin foil hat* THE END IS NIGH! HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, WE ARE DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!
#im just joking around#aj has progressed through animals so much better than lps did#going from regular animals to prehistoric then mythical#lps went straight from regular animals to mythical and not even good mythical!#no dragons or unicorns! ugly fairys!#i had to look up lps fairys cuz i barely remembered what they looked like#those bitches ugly!!!!!!#the one i picked was not as bad as the others#lps downfall is my roman empire#animal jam#jamblr#littlest pet shop#lps
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Can we PLEASE talk about how Crowley got the Bentley 90 years ago and Aziraphale got his driver's license 90 YEARS AGO???
#that bitch has been waiting 90 years to get to drive their car#he saw Crowley pull up in his sexy new vehicle and went “i need to get my hands on that asap”#Good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#gos#gos spoilers#gos2#gos2 spoilers#gomens#gomens spoilers#gomens 2#gomens 2 spoilers#good omens s2 spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#bentley#the bentley
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When I talk about something bad I've experienced, Baked In to my experience as A Woman, I am not "making my little cousins feel like shit for being women", because I am talking in a space with, allegedly, adults. I am not bringing my problems to children in the first place. That said, I don't HAVE to make my baby cousin feel bad, because she's already experienced sexual harassment in her life, and she's only 8, and doesn't even understand what any of it means yet. And everyone in her family can try to instill confidence in her, and never talk about our bodies in a negative way. But she can still feel like she's too chubby, because she still goes to school, and talks to other kids and their parents, and still sees ads, and still watches tv. We can be positive, but we can't fix the root of the problem. And I don't HAVE to tell trans women that "pain is a rite of passage", because that's not a Rule being enforced (by me), because I've already sat and listened to my friend complain about constantly shaving as a Baseline necessity and how it hurts her skin and she has to put makeup onto fresh cuts on her face because going out without a full face of properly feminine makeup would make her life worse, and being anything less than thin and lithe makes her "less feminine", and ALL the things that can make her "more feminine" are behind a paywall. And I can try to make her feel better, and I can hear her experiencing the tenfold version of problems I relate to, but I can't fix the root cause of her problems by just telling her not to complain. Forcing happiness as a core personality trait for women is not the Girlboss Feminist move that you think it is, and no amount of gender euphoria in the world will make you immune to systemic oppression.
#sergle.txt#you cunts learned the term 'toxic positivity' years ago and forgot it instantly#putting a bandaid on a fuckin severed leg is what it is#do i wish i wasn't a woman? no#do i feel pretty in a dress? yes#have i suffered? OH MY GOD YES#do i think any woman alive today has lived without suffering in these ways? NO.#unless she is being raised by wolves. in which case. good for her.#again I am still flabbergasted by that post having used trans woman as a last ditch effort scapegoat.#like. shocked. as if ANY trans girl's problems are because other women complain abt the way they're treated.#she's got her own problems bitch!! and they are directly correlated to my problems!!#it's like. it's infantilizing almost. the way the dickheads in that post went from ''kids'' to ''trans women''.#adult women who know how gender works.#condescending.
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Goth realized the bimbo has sharp teeth XD
OH SO REAL FLR THAT !! bimbo pomni has the BIGGEST and SHARPEAT teeth thwyre kind of funky i love her and goth ragatba LOVES those teeth .. teust me ... ahe enjkys them thoroughlt ..
#pomni x ragatha#buttonblossom#ragapom#jesterdoll#the amazing digital circus#ragatha x pomni#goth x bimbo#bimbo x goth#i actually aas inspirwd to draw this when j saw a butch wolverine cosplay and the teeth looked reallu cool#i saw it and went WOAH !! HOSE TEETH !! I NEED TL DRAW THEM NOW !!!#i love sharp teeth that are wonky#amyways bimbo pomni has the teeh of a carnkbore clearlh#crazh ass bitch i llve her#goth ragayna lkves her too#vay ass
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hear me out
post-execution Tubbo with major vision problems. I’ve seen a lot of stuff giving him hearing loss, and yeah, that slaps and I will always love, but consider,,,,,, those fireworks went off right in his damn face. Eyes are delicate balls of goo. Tubbo who can only make out the brightest light and the darkest shadows. Tubbo whose eyes were burned so severely he can’t see anything. Tubbo who doesn’t have any problems interacting with Ranboo because there’s nothing in his gaze when their eyes meet. Long bangs? It’s cause he doesn’t need to Fucking See.
#Eskellion’s thoughts#dsmp#dream smp#tubbo#ctubbo#blindness#I looked at his skin and went oh that bitch has a soulless gaze#I can make it worse#I also very much have the thought of Tubbo absolutely plowing through a crowd with Ranboo on his arm#Because together they’re a goddam bulldozer#Beeduo
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Pond Naravit didn’t spend the better part of four years collecting his dance line friends like Thanos going after Infinity Stones to form Project JASP.ER for people on the internet to pretend like none of the artists at GMMTV have any control over their lives and careers.
#pond naravit#project jasp.er#joong archen aydin#joong archen#aou thanaboon#santa pongsapak#jasp.er#gmmtv#riser music#look any company has its pitfalls and poor choices#but enough members of that company have managed to make things happen and determine their next move#rather than be controlled#unlike some companies#Aou’s face when joong explained what he went through in China#and how many Chinese artists and actors suffer#people also bitch about EMFK not being out at jobs enough when they’re the most well known introverts in the company#things i think about#also the level of creative control the boys of JASP.er were allowed to have creatively#or how much krist ends up in the hospital every time they give him a concert because he’s stressing making his vision#like there are boundaries and things they can’t do sure#but that’s work
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yk, I want Bludhaven’s Nightwing and Gotham’s Nightwing to be different.
In Gotham, obviously there are. A lot more people. There, he is “the nice one” (compared to the others).
In Bludhaven? Blud-worse crime rate than Gotham-Haven, managed only by Nightwing? There’s no fuckin way.
Personally I don’t think it’s. Mainly a conscious decision or smth? Just he does more in Bludhaven and maybe ends up being generally less cheery? Or smth. He’s more willing to be (externally) tired with Bludhaven than he would be with Gotham.
Idk, smth for him to really embody the Terror of Bludhaven title yk? Nightwing is Bludhaven’s Batman; you know like, before robin and everything. He works too hard and he’s something to be scared of. He is Bludhaven’s Batman - just a bit more flippy & quippy (and a lot more friends).
#Nightwing#dick grayson#thoughts ig#I really like the Terror of Bludhaven title I’ve heard around for Dick#and I just like the idea that. yeah. he really is TERROR on Haven’s crime. like Batman was *fear* in the early years for Gotham#dick is a scary motherfucker in Haven.#he’s not to much in Gotham cause he doesn’t have to. yk? like he isn’t a scary bitch in Gotham. not cause he can’t in Gotham/with others#just cause he doesn’t HAVE to.#also he’s a manipulator-charismanaic who keeps his cards close to his chest no matter who/what#love a moment w/ Batfam realizing the diff reputation Nightwing has in Haven#ask a gothamite abt NW? oh uhhhh flippy & quippy. still a damn menace tho.#as someone from the Haven about NW? …entirely depends if they’re like a serious criminal or not.#yes? vitriol. pure fuckin annoyance and anger and definitely fear. even if it’s well hidden in there. def fear#no? oh yk thankfulness - maybe personally some good sentiment; still acknowledgment of his competence.#man that one fic about uhhh like spiderman getting unmasked after the train except it was Nightwing and everyone agrees to keep it a secret#cause that’s THEIR hero? the one who looked at blud-worse crime rate than Gotham-Haven and went. I’ll help. AND DID?#also abt the Blud & Gotham whose worse thing; personally I think it’s. Gotham has crazier crimes; Bludhaven has /more/ crime + gang violence#anyway#that was a lot#dc comics#Bludhaven#Gotham
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Legends of Tomorrow did a lot of great things but the single best thing it ever did that enabled it to make every other good choice was stop taking Rip Hunter seriously
#sometime in s2 someone on the writing team went oh shit I know we said he’s tragic and serious#but i just realized he’s a melodramatic little bitch actually#we gotta tell the audience#legends of tomorrow#clearly i failed to resist a rewatch#amnesiac rip is making movies about himself#it’s not that the show is better when he’s onscreen and we’re not taking him seriously. he can be offscreen he often isn’t mentioned at all#this show is just better when we know that somewhere somehow even when he has no involvement or mention whatsoever#rip hunter is out there ready to be clowned upon
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Someone said the last songs of the Ithaca Saga spell out "Odysseus, I can't help but wonder would you fall in love with me again" and that Penelope must've been just as unsure as Odysseus was and I think about that
#i mean 20 years is a long time#you were getting fed info about your husband for like 13 years and it went radio silent for 7#i just think about it so much#and then she was like wow youre a dumb bitch move the damn wedding bed- ha sike you cant#whats a queen#epic the musical#epic musical#epic odysseus#epic odypen#odypen#epic penelope#penelope#odysseus#the odyssey#my posts#my thoughts
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Doctor Who "Rogue" memes
I've made memes. enjoy.
(contains slight spoilers)
firstly, ones that are more encompassing:



regarding the episode itself:




and finally, Captain Jack Harkness stages of grief:




#doctor who#memes#the “salute the sky” one is my favorite#he really did just put his ship in orbit and went oh well the bitch is gone#poor fifteen may be apparently more healed but he has no idea how to deal with emotions other than cry and then ignore them#but we love him he's trying#also I thought those psychic earrings were soooo stupid but at the same time I loved them#like that was a classic “a bit silly but it works” doctor who thing#also this is the second time I've seen male presenting gays ballroom dancing and I am thriving#the other of course being aziracrow#I wanted to make a meme for that too but wasn't sure which to use#my memes#original post#rogue#doctor who rogue#rogue doctor who#the doctor#ruby sunday#the doctor x rogue#p.s. to clarify ik they're not actually erasing Jack Harkness it's just they're very clearly ignoring him completely and Rogue seems#somewhat like a replacement although he does have differences and I love him very dearly#also I put gay in quotes because the doctor is genderfluid/nonbinary and is simply at the moment male presenting and it didn't feel right#to somewhat diminish their identity by simplifying it - like how aziracrow are called gay and that's great but they're more complicated#than just that label#yasmin khan#yaz khan#fifteenth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor
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light's face when near totally ignores him, openly accuses him of making the shinigami lie on his behalf, and then addresses the task force in the room with light saying that if they have any doubts about the Second L to give him a call later. ALL WHILE LIGHT'S THE ONE ON THE MIC. oh, they're killing me.
#death note#light yagami#nate river#near#death note light#death note near#moonriver#they're sooooooo fucking funny I can't get over it#light asks ryuk to confirm the 13 day rule is true which has worked on everyone before but near was like “ok anyways......”#near doesn't even HUMOR him at least#just straight up goes if anyone else doesn't believe this bitch here's my number get in contact#near: liarsayswhat#light: what#light: GODDAMMIT#that might as well be how that scene went#god I love them they're so horrible#I'm so obsessed with this screenshot never has there been a more perfectly captured “the audacity of this bitch” expression#elle is talking again
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