#I wasn't born yesterday

[ladytitanium]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

this is the laziest phishing link I've ever gotten I think

[dudeshusband]

you know someone's trying to fool you when they claim their body butter can fade stretch marks and cellulite

[myrskytuuli]

https://www.jagatgururampalji.org/gyan_ganga_english.pdf

I am NOT opening a random link without any further context given to me.

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

Supermarkets really be insulting my intelligence, putting a 'low price!' sticker next to a truly outrageous number. Oh, only $6 for a bag of crisps? What kind of a fool do you think I am?

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

I love how Reina will think this is a love triangle when it's literally just old people throuple

[kyouka-supremacy]

I think we should put more emphasis on how Akutagawa's love is killing him. Descriptions of his feelings for Atsushi should draw from death imagery more. Atsushi's smile is devastatingly beautiful to Akutagawa. His laughter is lethal. Atsushi's touch feels scorching hot. When he's near, the air around becomes unbreathable. He hugs Akutagawa, and Akutagawa feels like his bones are being crushed under those new and overwhelming feelings. Akutagawa drowning in Atsushi's eyes, sinking in his embrace. Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is piercing, painful, Akutagawa's heart is wounded and bleeding. Akutagawa is smitten. All contributing to represent how Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is going to be the end for him. And it was! And he is doomed by his very love, by his very ability of feeling human emotions. Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is going to be the reason he dies.

[gayofthefae]

Thinking about how people play season 3 as a forbidden romance or something ooh so juicy but what is the actual obstacle trope?

Daddy's girl daughter of a cop.

This isn't Romeo and Juliet, it's shotgun wedding.

[andiatas]

When you're talking to a guy & you start to hit it off, things are going in the right direction & then he hits you with the "so what is your Snapchat?" plus drops that he might start competing in bodybuilding 💀

[skullhaver]

i did not like poor things, but unlike plenty of other movies that i dislike, i am still thinking about this one nearly a month later. it has lit a low-burning fire in me that only a critical youtube video essay of at least 30 minutes can extinguish

[neothebean]

Btw, I started my new year off by becoming an aunt! He is very squashy and makes funny little noises and funny little angry faces

[jyndor]

why are people shocked that h*mas has treated the hostages with respect does anyone understand what the strategic point in taking hostages is? the whole point is to make sure they're okay and well-cared for because otherwise there's no leverage for negotiations. do i think the hostages are actually sooo thankful to the hostages for being so nice to them and their children? i don't know, i mean i wouldn't be surprised either way - hard to be thankful for being taken hostage but i can also imagine feeling pleasantly surprised when you are treated with respect and dignity by h*mas when they take you hostage.

i'm not saying taking hostages is good i cannot believe i have to say that but people will read that and say "ooHOOO so you're saying h*mas is good and kind, you're falling for propaganda!!!" no i am just using my brain. unlike everyone who is against a ceasefire at the bare minimum, because apparently yall are okay with the rest of the hostages being in harm's way.

not to mention the entirety of the palestinian population in the gaza strip are hostages essentially and the palestinian prisoners have NOT been treated with such dignity and respect for their wellbeing. but again, treating the hostages you've taken with respect is the barest of bare minimums.

[thedeviljudges]

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[thimbleb3rries]

If I could, like, hold a thought long enough to put it into words that would be really great

I would also like someone to inject the entire Mandarin language into my brain

I'm having adrinette fanfic ideas but am so horribly unable to write down any of them arghhhg

[teamhawkeye]

i'd really like for fake Ted accounts to stop following and trying to interact with me on insta...

[fideidefenswhore]

interesting that 'stannes' are solely blamed for 'distasteful' theories of anne's predecessor and successor...which come from their own biographers?

[daisywords]

they are being very nice and also rational (just explain everything rather than guess what I do and don't know—makes sense!) but I wish my coworkers would give me the benefit of the doubt sometimes instead of assuming that I am just a little baby randomly pressing keys when I do something "wrong"