#I wasn't born yesterday

[ladytitanium]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

this is the laziest phishing link I've ever gotten I think

[dudeshusband]

you know someone's trying to fool you when they claim their body butter can fade stretch marks and cellulite

[myrskytuuli]

https://www.jagatgururampalji.org/gyan_ganga_english.pdf

I am NOT opening a random link without any further context given to me.

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

Supermarkets really be insulting my intelligence, putting a 'low price!' sticker next to a truly outrageous number. Oh, only $6 for a bag of crisps? What kind of a fool do you think I am?

[cradle-of-darkness]

What have you done?

based on an idea @username8746489 had where sylvie discovered nightmare fuel for the first time on accident while getting bullied by some older kids (and pushing him further into social isolation now that he's known as "that scary kid who could summon someone's worst fear")

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

I love how Reina will think this is a love triangle when it's literally just old people throuple

[kyouka-supremacy]

I think we should put more emphasis on how Akutagawa's love is killing him. Descriptions of his feelings for Atsushi should draw from death imagery more. Atsushi's smile is devastatingly beautiful to Akutagawa. His laughter is lethal. Atsushi's touch feels scorching hot. When he's near, the air around becomes unbreathable. He hugs Akutagawa, and Akutagawa feels like his bones are being crushed under those new and overwhelming feelings. Akutagawa drowning in Atsushi's eyes, sinking in his embrace. Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is piercing, painful, Akutagawa's heart is wounded and bleeding. Akutagawa is smitten. All contributing to represent how Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is going to be the end for him. And it was! And he is doomed by his very love, by his very ability of feeling human emotions. Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is going to be the reason he dies.

[gayofthefae]

Thinking about how people play season 3 as a forbidden romance or something ooh so juicy but what is the actual obstacle trope?

Daddy's girl daughter of a cop.

This isn't Romeo and Juliet, it's shotgun wedding.

[andiatas]

When you're talking to a guy & you start to hit it off, things are going in the right direction & then he hits you with the "so what is your Snapchat?" plus drops that he might start competing in bodybuilding 💀

[neothebean]

Btw, I started my new year off by becoming an aunt! He is very squashy and makes funny little noises and funny little angry faces

[thimbleb3rries]

If I could, like, hold a thought long enough to put it into words that would be really great

I would also like someone to inject the entire Mandarin language into my brain

I'm having adrinette fanfic ideas but am so horribly unable to write down any of them arghhhg

[teamhawkeye]

i'd really like for fake Ted accounts to stop following and trying to interact with me on insta...

[daisywords]

they are being very nice and also rational (just explain everything rather than guess what I do and don't know—makes sense!) but I wish my coworkers would give me the benefit of the doubt sometimes instead of assuming that I am just a little baby randomly pressing keys when I do something "wrong"

[sleepynegress]

Poor Things feels like Frankenstein because its a Scottish novel from the 90s that's a postmodern revision/fresh take on Mary Shelly's Frankenstein

I am one of those people who has no problem with loving films that I know are absolute garbage, being bored af of the "good ones", aligning with most people on opinions of a movie, or being the odd one out... If you find depth and love it, I love that for you. I don't see the sense in saying someone else's love or hate for a movie is wrong. When I give recs or non recs it's also with a hope or implication that you know my taste level and can make your decision about whether to watch or not based on whether you tend to agree with me or not. For me, however, Poor Things is already aging like Crash.

Its lack of depth (for me) in some really obvious areas, dragged it down for me.

Loved the idea. Hated a good chunk of the execution. ....And this is coming from someone who usually finds this filmmaker interesting. It was a white male's gaze from a white feminist perspective and at this point, for me, that = trite.

It gave what I feel the most recent movie, Civil War is similarly giving in its blind spots because Garland is from the UK, those factions and alliances show an embarrassing lack of knowledge for American cultural lines and history. Likewise... Yorgos has a significant blindspot for Black people's usual stale roles (mammy, black bff, magical negro etc) and really should have watched this fantastic essay before making Poor Things:

[sirpunsalct]

i mention tits and someone dms me with a suspicious link

yeah no, not clicking that

[mainfaggot]

hyper bc I had a latte and gay club music playing so I cleaned the kitchen and living room in a record time of 42 minutes