#I was trying to figure out what the dog wanted and she just randomly starts talking about all my failures and tells me to do better

[devils-little-sista]

And that right there is why I never leave my room

[pommpuriinn]

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ RELATIONSHIPS IN ENHYPEN

⋆˚࿔synopsis-ೃ⁀➷₊ how Athena is with each member and cute habits they have for each other

Jungwon

𑄽౿ the kitty duo! Always doing cat poses together every chance they get along with randomly meowing at each other. There’s this viral clip of the two during a group live where they just started meowing at each other, and the members just let the two be not bothering them

𑄽౿ “Athena Athena~” Jungwon sometimes sings Athena’s name cutely to get her attention or whenever he wants to cuddle. While Athena rubs her cheek on his shoulder when she wants his attention

𑄽౿ physical touch is the duo’s love language; back hugs, holding hands, cuddling, and head pats

𑄽౿ whenever they have to face each other while performing they make cute faces towards each other trying to make one of them laugh

𑄽౿ always is the one to break Niki and her’s playing fighting because he wants to make sure Niki isn’t going too rough on her

Heeseung

𑄽౿ enhypen’s centers since the iland days. The two would always be voted as centers and with that came one of Athena’s many viral lines, “damn, I guess we’re just that good.” She said with a jokingly cocky tone while shrugging making everyone laugh

𑄽౿ even though they are close now back then they were always competing with each other during iland, and the show didn’t shy away from showing those vulnerable moments. With those moments the two grew closer after understanding and clearing up the tension between them

𑄽౿ love spending their money by shopping whenever they travel outside of Korea

𑄽౿ Athena loves annoying him because she knows he could never be actually mad at her, it’s the goddess treatment she gets from the members

𑄽౿ the two always in the studio together creating music and helping the members while recording their songs

Jay

𑄽౿ Athena is Jay’s little taste tester whenever he cooks, she sits on the counter and just watches him cook. True cat energy she’s giving

𑄽౿ they both sometimes randomly start dancing and even have little dance battles just cause

𑄽౿ have deep conversations when they drink or go out to eat together, they either talk about the future or what they want to accomplish within themselves 

𑄽౿ is protective of Athena towards hate comments or rude interactions that she faces during in person events

𑄽౿ they constantly hype each other up no matter what they’re doing, but they mostly do it during variety shows and concerts

Jake

𑄽౿ english representatives of enhypen! They mostly talk to each other in english sometimes they like talking “shit” (their joking) about a member to see if they understand

𑄽౿ Athena always asks about Layla and demands to see new pictures that his family sends to him. She definitely went crazy when Jake brought Layla to the Hybe building

𑄽౿ when they have time the two like playing soccer together and Jake taught Athena all the terms and rules since he used to play

𑄽౿ sometimes when Jake gets too excited Athena has to back away which engenes compare them with videos of cats backing away from the over excited dog

𑄽౿ Jake admires Athena a lot because of her skills and her kind personality because during iland when he felt like he was behind Athena would notice and immediately start helping him

Sunghoon

𑄽౿ Athena brings Sunghoon out of his shell with her straightforwardness either it’s her playing around with him or sometimes opening flirting with him

𑄽౿ Athena has a habit to always hug Sunghoon’s arm whenever she’s feeling excited, or anxious which leads to him pulling her into a hug because he knows she might be having a panic attack

𑄽౿ watches Sunghoon figure skate with heart eyes which engenes and the members love pointing it out because it flusters Athena

𑄽౿ Sunghoon is also protective of Athena and always guides her away from danger

𑄽౿ he is another member that Athena shares her love language of physical touch with the only difference is that she sometimes shares sneaky kisses with him

Sunoo

𑄽౿ the ✨babygirls✨of the group for sure

𑄽౿ will be caught gossiping in the back of vlogs or whispering to each other during award shows

𑄽౿ Athena warmed up to Sunoo the fastest back in iland causing them to be the closest during that time, they were each other’s rock

𑄽౿ always serving in their selcas creating iconic poses that fans and some idols recreate to post

𑄽౿ Athena is Sunoo’s #1 defender, when a member is messing with Sunoo she’s ready to start fighting or scolding them

Niki

𑄽౿ Athena doesn’t really treat Niki like a baby more like a little annoying brother that she loves dearly

𑄽౿ they always start play fighting and the members have to remind Niki to be careful with Athena, and can’t rough house with her like how he can with one of the boys

𑄽౿ they’re a sneaky duo when it comes to playing games either on variety shows or on en-o clock. Athena always finds a way to cheat and brings Niki along with her

𑄽౿ Athena tries to speak in Japanese to Niki and make Japanese dishes just so he doesn’t feel too homesick

𑄽౿ TikTok dance duo! Engenes always looks forward to dance challenges with the two because they eat it up every time

[fatratinatophat]

Promised you guys your Scraps and Goob headcanons since that poll won so here they are!

If someone wants to steal these, you're more than welcome to, I'd prefer getting credit if possible. If someone ends up using these for a comic or fanfic or something I'd love to see it so pls tag me or PM me I love reading my silly things :]

Scraps made Goob because she wanted a fellow Toon that would share her interests and hang out with her since the others weren’t really particularly crafty and didn’t share her interests

Goob just randomly showed up in Gardenview one day, both employees and other toons were extremely confused but the company decided to monetize on the free toon. His random appearance is also why he’s not on almost any posters

Goob was originally her height but he ended up growing a lot taller than her, Scraps is not happy about this development

His sharp teeth were also unintended, growing in randomly as he got bigger, Scraps was very confused

She originally planned to make his arms like the rest of his body, but underestimated the amount of fabric it would take to make him, so she improvised with long strips of rubber, poly beads (Makes them heavy) and red and blue felt to make his hands, which is why they look out of place (She intended to replace them, he wanted to keep them)

He couldn’t lift his arms for weeks because they were too heavy, eventually he figured it out

Dog and cat coded, you can guess who’s who

Both get zoomies cause I said so

Scraps WILL sit in boxes and circles on the floor, you cannot stop her

Scraps purrs and kneads when they’re both just hanging out instinctively

Goob is tall, Scraps is short

Goob is extremely clumsy, and this causes him to get rips pretty frequently, Scraps usually sews him up, whenever a spot starts to look too strange cause of all the sewing, she will cover it with a custom patch

Scraps is made of construction paper with her hands being Pom poms, her parts have to get replaced quite frequently, Goob helps her with this

Goob is usually very calm and non confrontational however, if someone is bullying Scraps and ONLY Scraps, he gets slightly violent and will slap whoever was talking to her rudely, this hurts quite a bit because of the poly beads in his hands. Nobody dares to say anything rude to Scraps when her brother’s nearby (Except the rare Shrimpo insult when he forgets)

He has ONLY ever slapped Shrimpo and various Gardenview employees

Scraps has mauled the employees on multiple occasions because they were mean to her brother so they try and avoid him whenever they’re together (Which is almost all the time)

The both of them get put in “time out” whenever they get aggressive towards the employees, where they’re locked in a closet for a couple hours as a punishment. This does not persuade them, it just makes Scraps mad (If one of them is stuck in time out, the other will refuse to work until they’re freed so they never stay in there long)

Goob doesn’t get treated particularly well because of his random appearance (New toon to look after while you’re getting paid minimum wage who’s clingy) so the employees don’t bother taking proper care of him. Scraps hates this and has made it her personal goal to make the employee’s lives a living hell so Goob’s considered the “obedient” one (He’s still a good boy even though the employees suck)

The two of them are basically attached at the hip, rarely ever apart for long periods of time, let alone at all

Neither of them can feel pain because they’re made of craft materials, they can feel what’s happening to them though it just doesn’t hurt

When either of them lose all their hearts in a round, they don’t die they just simply are incapable of moving anymore (Ripped off arms/legs, etc)

Phew alright I’m done, might edit this in the future if I get any better ideas to add but here they are, all the headcanons I have so far for these 2. Can you tell I think about them too much?

Below is ur promised doodles (They’re very low effort they’re not good also do me a favor and pretend I drew Scraps’ head right in the first image, ok?)

[deemizer]

The Selfish and the Selfless

Warnings: adhd and autism talk, typical criminal minds violence possible idk, insecurities? panic attack mentions and one experience, though idk how to describe what i go through since feelings are foreign to me.

Parings: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!Reader

A/N: i got high and realized my adhd is worse and better when i'm this relaxed. idk man, i was cleaning and thought of this. i base most of the reader's issues as how i perceive them, though with my (possible autism since i haven't been professionally diagnosed) i don't understand what feelings are happening, like i need an owner's manual to navigate, understand and name each feeling. sorry, long rant, but in my defense, i'm high. idk if virgina has legalized marijuana or not, but let's just pretend the did for the sake of this fic.

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Dating Aaron Hotchner was nice. Great, even. You often had doubts about why he loved you, especially since you started feeling constantly on edge, skin itchy, kinda uncomfortable. You knew why, but you wouldn't risk Aaron finding out. You didn't want to make him decide whether he wants Jack around weed or not, so you stopped smoking to relax just a couple of days before you went on your first date with Aaron. It's been a little over a month (38 days, 23 minutes, and 56, 57, 58 seconds, but who's counting?) and knowing Aaron's career and abilities that come with the job, you figure he knew something was wrong the minute the withdraws starting hitting you.

Not working at the BAU was probably a good thing, as people raising their voice often makes you go into a panic attack. You started working from home, doing a third shift computer job. That way, if Aaron ever needs an emergency babysitter, you're open. You can take him to school, sleep, go pick him up, and have a fun night before bed with the baby Hotchner, then go back to work again.

Jack loved your American Staffordshire Terrier, Layla. She was so gentle with Jack, and like you, she protects Jack like he is her own son. Aaron was weary about Layla given he hadn't been around many bully breed dogs, but the second he walked into the door, Layla chose him as her new person. She still protected you, but he was her favorite. And she typically didn't like men besides your grandfather .

You had had enough, and since you knew Aaron shouldn't be around as he was at work and probably wouldn't be home till well into the night, and Jack was with Jessica today and tomorrow, you took a couple of hits from the Snail battery and the highly potent cartridge. You haven't done so in so long, that even though you had medication that slowed the effect for a good ten minutes, you could already tell the high was going to be good. Layla walked behind you as you walked around the house, randomly moving on from chore to chore without finishing the previous, bopping your head along to the speaker you have for your spotify playlist.

You had given Aaron and Jack a key to your two bedroom house, which is probably why you didn't hear Aaron walk in, nor did you realize that Layla was no longer behind you. Hands wrap around you from behind, and you squeak loudly and flinch slightly as you startle.

"What the- Aaron! You scared the shit outta me!" You pant, forgetting about the hits and the more twitchy you are with a full body and mind relaxation.

"Sorry, sweetheart. Didn't mean to scare... you. What's that smell?" Aaron starts sniffing the air, and you can almost feel your face drain of color.

"Uh, what smell?" You ask, trying to keep your voice even. Attempting to take a step back, though Aaron's grip on your forearms stops you and draws his attention to you.

"What's wrong?" His eyebrows raise slightly in concern, though his frown deepens.

You can start to feel your breath quicken, as though you've been holding your breath for far too long. Your arms start to clench up, and cross to hold your chest. Hands forming a tight, white-knuckle fist, and your shoulders tense up to your ears.

"I uh, I'm sorry," Your voice is weak, and you start to tear up from both panic and embarrassment. This is the last thing you wanted to show him.

"Why are you sorry? Are you," He pauses, eyes working up and down to profile you. "You have autism."

You almost snort, forgetting your panic for a second. ADHD and being high does that to you. "Yeah. I told you on our second date. When we had a movie night at yours with Jack."

"You don't usually react this much. What happened? Are you okay?" His words cause you to sigh. Might as well get this over with.

"I smoke marijuana sometimes, when I'm overly stressed, or need a day to relax, go to sleep. Plus, with ADHD and autism, there's a thing called masking. I've done it for my entire life, without knowing I was masking, and without being able to take off the mask. So when I'm high, it calms my mind enough so that I can't wear the mask, and then in turn get to enjoy in having ADHD and autism, because it feels more natural. I stopped because of you and Jack. I could do without getting high so I didn't risk losing either of you. You mean more than my unmasking. I don't change my personality, other than shy till I know you, type of deal. Just the tics, forgetting words immediately, doing random things." You take a breath, which is shaky. You start to loosen slightly, given the fact that his frown has almost become a thin line. He doesn't seem angry, that of which you could tell.

You keep your hands gripping the opposite shoulder, but most everything else looses tension. He seems to sense the anxiety and relief, because he tries to smile, succeeding in only lifting one corner of his lips.

"Honey, I appreciate the thought of keeping Jack away from it, but that doesn't mean you have to stop feeling comfortable with yourself. I don't really mind, though we can discuss the details later. Is that the reason you've been slightly down lately?" You bite your lips and nod at his question, looking down to your feet that touch Aaron's toes in his work shoes.

"I uh, thought that if you couldn't be with me because of it, I would stop and it wouldn't bother me. I haven't been in a good state of mind, and I didn't really know how you'd react. I can't really judge things like that anyway. I just didn't want to loose the one good thing I feel like I've earned. Being lonely and touch starved really messes with one's mind. Being an introvert doesn't help either." You scratch your neck, kind of nervous to look up.

His hand comes up to your jaw, and you lean into it, the nerves firing with his touch. Being high makes your senses more sensitive.

"I don't mind, if this is what makes you feel happier, and more comfortable." Aaron says, thumb rubbing your cheek softly.

Smiling inro his hand and nuzzling your nose into the heel, you say, "I promise I won't do it all the time. I usually just do it when I'm alone, so I can be free and not bother anyone. I won't ever do it in front of or be around him when I'm high. It's not an escape, just something for the really off days."

"I know, you don't need to worry about that. You're too selfless to worry about yourself when Jack or I are around. I'm just glad to know you do stuff for yourself." He pulls you into a hug, resting his chin on your head, and his arms around your shoulders. His touch feels so relaxing and warm, and you just melt into him.

Thank whatever power above that Aaron fell for you just as you did for him. There's nothing you wouldn't do for your boys. Seems the feeling is mutual.

[mmikmmik2]

Black comedy fanfiction idea

Félix randomly finds some jewelry containing an amok in the Agreste mansion or in the Grand Paris. Who the fuck is that?? From research and interrogating Nathalie and Duusu, Kagami and Félix narrow it down to Chloé or Zoé.

Félix and Kagami being forced to ask bizarre and intrusive questions and make themselves look even weirder than usual while trying to figure out which of them it could be, without crossing an ethical line by using their amok. What if it's both girls and there's still a lost amok floating around somewhere??

Félix, believing it is wrong to hold on to another person's amok forever even if he would just be keeping it safe and not using it, coming up with absurd and melodramatic schemes to give Chloé (presumably hates him and Kagami, currently lives on a different continent) or Zoé (not close to either of them and has no reason to trust them afaik) a random piece of jewelry and convince them to keep it safe forever and never ever ever lose it or damage it or let anyone else touch it, without having to answer any followup questions, possibly while in disguise

Félix, grasping at straws, keeps suggesting murdering Audrey and Kagami is like "you cannot start a relationship with unsolicited parent murder, we have been over this"

Zoé finding out she's a sentibeing would be so funny because like. She is a relatively normal person and she already had So Much family drama and now this is happening to her. Can she get a break.

I think Chloé finding out about sentibeings would not give a shit about what Félix and Kagami want and would start yelling about it to whoever she wants. I think her and Adrien should both be like "we're sentimonsters" together in a kinda-reclaiming it way and kinda-beating themselves up way and have terrible sentibeing terminology discourse with Félix

Everyone wants to know why tf Audrey has a sentibeing kid and an until-further-notice mundane kid and is coming up with elaborate theories. It turns out she was asking tons of invasive questions about the Graham de Vanily twins' fertility, Gabriel and Emilie (who didn't want her to suspect they personally own multiple powerful magical artifacts because she sucks) panicked and basically claimed they Know A Guy for magic kids, and Audrey accidentally came away with the impression that senti-kids are exclusive and trendy. Like purse dogs.

[soundwavefucker69]

honestly I agree with the joke of getting queerbaited by the MCU is like losing chess to a dog. I do. but I'm interested in queerbaiting in the MCU on like. an academic level. like stevebucky happened bc you put a bunch of men in a room that never processed their intensely homoerotic friendship in college with their roommate they randomly stopped talking to five years after graduation and can't figure out why when they think about that guy they feel weird. they got told to queerbait and so they did but bc of their unprocessed bisexuality they actually made an incredibly compelling narrative that ended just the way their cishet life did: Steve walking away from his "college roommate" and getting the wife and the picket fence and a couple of kids, maybe, and disappearing from the narrative forever without ever once considering or mentioning the impact of his friend on his entire fucking existence. bc you know. that's how it's supposed to end.

lesbian queerbaiting was not allowed incidentally bc for queerbaiting to work women have to actually have emotionally compelling arcs that complement each other and women only existed as props in the MCU, with all of its male directors and male writers and male execs and the one random female writer that would pop up on a team of men every five movies or so and try to give the women a little depth before she never appeared in an MCU writing room again.

buuutttt alas the MCU can't do that anymore bc they're running out of male heroes and there's more female fans and everyone's fucking mad at them. enter the female directors and writers who have been excluded from the boys' club for a long time and they're not really pissed about it entirely, it's not like the MCU will be considered anything but cheap television that's criticized for its relentless monopoly and abuse of overworked and underpaid CGI artists bc they're not unionized that was designed to sell market appeal and never once respected movies and television as an actual art form. so it wasn't like they were missing out on joining the boy's club that will eventually collapse anyways bc you literally cannot keep a franchise running for 20 fucking years. people get bored and people that want to get into it look at the backlog to understand what's going on and go nah no thanks.

problem is male execs are still here working with the ladies and telling them what to do. they're not bitter, not yet, but oh holy hell will they be, bc who queerbaits in 2024? are you still relying on that? Just let them kiss!

anyways, the only reason I feel compelled to watch the MCU now is bc i want to see how vicious the fighting will get. I want to see how far these new writers and directors will push the side of queerbaiting intentionally. the accidental stevebucky tragic love story was fine, but now I'm more interested in the psychological warfare with the writers and the old boy execs.

honestly when the MCU starts generously allowing gay love stories I'll probably lose interest bc the gay love stories will be boring and sanitized and scrubbed clean of grime to be acceptable as possible. and it'll collapse in on itself in a fiery cataclysm before they get to the point where they can even allow a little purposeful toxicity and messiness, not the toxicity pointed out by someone who's entire career is rage farming discourse with video essays on YouTube about how this relationship is a bottomless pit of abuse bc someone had a trauma reaction once and got mad at their partner who didn't deserve to get yelled at. they won't even get to the actual fun gay love stories that make sense for the medium, considering being a superhero is actually really fucking traumatizing and traumatized people are sometimes shitty bc of their trauma. but. ya know. whatever.

[incorrectbatfam]

Finals Season

Batfamily Week 2023 day 6: Body Swap | Hugs | “You owe me big time.”

Summary

Steph and Cass switch bodies.

Any other time, this wouldn’t be a big deal. They’d lay low while they figure it out like they always do.

This isn’t any other time, though.

It’s finals season.

Everyone had a thing. 

Some cooked. Others composed music or made scientific breakthroughs. Dick swung from chandeliers. Damian drew pets napping in sunbeams. Jason quotes Jane Austen in the mirror. Tim took photos and Duke wrote stories about them. Bruce was Dad. 

Cass fought. That was her thing, as decided before she was born. Running along rooftops, swinging through the city, and giving enemies a taste of her batarangs. She stopped bad people from doing their things. It’s fast, it’s nonstop battles where she barely got a breather between the rushes of adrenaline. 

Steph had a lot of things—purple, breakfast food, randomly breaking into song. But right now, her big thing was school. 

School wasn’t Cass’s thing. David Cain deprived her of anything that would help her remotely succeed in it, and even though the Wayne family helped her recover some of those abilities, she couldn’t compete with the way Steph grinded through college on top of her other responsibilities. 

But now, Cass had no choice. It had to be. 

(Long story short: magic villain, the usual ordeal. They gave their case to Dick and Jason because of it.)

Steph (in Cass’s body) paced around her apartment panicking on the phone while Cass (in Steph’s body) tried to decipher the hieroglyphic study guide. This test was supposed to be about humans. Why were there pictures of dogs and rats?

“Harper, I’m telling you, there’s nothing left to do but wait,” Steph said from the other room. “The Batcomputer already ran a full analysis—twice. It should wear off in forty-eight hours, which isn’t enough time to make my final.” 

Cass turned back to the study guide and squinted. 

How was this guy’s name pronounced? Fred? Frude? According to this, he was the first person to analyze psychos. 

“I called the office, but they said the last day to reschedule was two weeks ago. How does that even make sense? What if I came down with salmonella the night before?” Steph sighed. “I’ll probably just spam the dean's email again. It worked for my student loans.” 

She hung up and flopped onto the couch next to Cass. “You already know the bad news.”

Cass nodded. 

“I can’t afford to fail this test,” she groaned. “It’s a required class and it’s supposed to be the easiest.” 

Cass looked at the guide. It still didn’t make sense. But then she looked at Steph, head in her hands mumbling to herself. 

“I can take it.”

“No, you can’t.”

“When’s the test?”

Steph pulled the syllabus out of her backpack. “Noon, day after tomorrow.”

Cass counted on her fingers. “That’s thirty-six hours.”

Steph looked at her incredulously. “You want to cram a whole semester of Intro Psych in a day and a half?”

She shrugged. “I can try. If you don’t take it, you fail. If I take it, you might fail less.” 

Steph bit her lip. “It’s better than nothing.”

Cass beamed. “Where do we start?”

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Read the rest on Ao3

@batfamilyweek

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

*game two!*

*Hikari isn't there for whatever reason. The data cards this time. Meanwhile the kids somehow got a hold of robots.*

Toby:Toby is a new student we've been watching. Very popular with the high school cheerleaders (no. Don't let them in again. People are asking questions.

Delilah:for some reason she's in all pink and wearing goggles. She actually seems to want to fight you for some reason.

Ayla:thanks to efforts from Ms.Rose and Mr.alastor she's gotten better at running into anything...she will avoid a flashlight however. (Speaking of which. If ek and eb flash one at her take it away from them.)

Alex:lute has just dropped him off so he has a lot more energy. He's worried for Hikari as she's not here. Unfortunately the break room is by the front door so expect him to rush the door to try and wait for her outside.

Freddy:like the kids he decided to show off a few things he found. The kids found robots. He found a puppet. DO NOT TOUCH THE PUPPET. We don't know why but gets upset if it's touched.

(Now the robots and new stuff.)

T toby:this was a plastic dog that Toby's brother had painted like him. It likes the computer.

T Alex:apperntly heaven loves Alex as there's now a doll given to the angels miss Lute leads that is Alex in their uniform with Adam's color scheme complete with the LED helmet. (Wish he'd stop calling himself the d**k master.)

T Delilah:I don't know what is worse. The fact this is clearly a re painted Robo Fizz. Or the fact Voxtech made this....vox fired the employees responsible.

T ayla:this 1910s style wind up doll is made to look like Ayla with a radio in the belly. We...had to take it apart to repair the radio the kids say the top half moves. That's not real right? (Why am I questioning loving toys when I have freddy in my school?)

Chibi:we had just managed to get chibi back into school after he got sick. Don't worry if he is in the break room we set up the day care so it's right next to the break room so the staff can rush to chibi. And chibi just figured out how to open push doors. Wish he'd stop trying to play with the flashlight.

Amelia:this is the puppet freddy found. He calls it Ames. She seems to like soft things. However if chibi cries or freddy gets moving she seems to make noises. Maybe she was made to monitor kids? (It's supposed to move with rails and string and we just removed them. Why was it in the vents?)

Jump scares.

The kids mostly don't change. The only change is Alex will jump on you from the table also the kids changed their clothes.

The toys and freddy however.

Toby:*he will shove the table out of the way trying to look mean. He fails.*

Ayla:*it spider walks from the celling vent and lands on you.*

Delilah:*She bounces like she's fizzorala and makes a glitch laugh.*

Alex:*The mask flickers looking like Adam as he grabs your chin.*

Chibi:*dosent have one but if he's jn the office he steals your flashlight.*

Ames:*she lunges at you like Ayla does cause she hears chibi and thinks your hurting him.*

Freddy:*He laughs as his head just starts spinning and flies at you with his mouth fully open.*

Patternsv

*the kids minus freddy start in the library in group reading.*

*Freddy and Ames start in the toy room. If either move a function dosent work. (Ames moves the music box you use to keep them napping turns off. Freddy moves the camera turns off.)*

*Chibi is in the next room. He is napping but will randomly start trying to get into the office. But only if your looking at the cameras.*

You have a flashlight to keep the kids out. [Youre keeping them out thjs time cause they apperntly made a mess] (Freddy will cuss you out as he's an albino who's light sensitive. Ayla will whine.)

You can wear a mask freddy left there to make the toys think the pc is a large teddy bear. Ayla freddy and ames can see through it.

This is awesome!

[goddamnwebcomics]

My Not-so-Brief Review of Gene Catlow (Part 6)

In the final part we wrap up the characters talk, as well as talk about my overall thoughts on the comic as a whole.

Characters (Part 5)

And then we have Cydnee. Cydnee starts off good, she is a matagot whose powers were repressed by Jeremy because he is an asshole, and Matt ends up allowing her to become his bride as they take over the planet under Feline Empire. Cydnee and Matt have their differences, Cydnee can sometimes be bratty and even overestimate her influence with Matt, but Matt often keeps her in her place. It’s odd because it’s supposed to be a complete opposite of Gene and Catwhis’s relationship, but it never crosses to the point of abuse. It’s more like a student-mentor relationship than a romantic one, outside of the fucking. And then out of nowhere, Cydnee becomes fucking turboracist against dogs. It starts off as playful banter with Dorzoi, but it becomes more and more violent until Cydnee just straight up wants to murder every dog on Earth. Thankfully Matt finds her racism and her obsession with it very discomforting and it even costs them a mission. Cydnee’s racism really doesn’t make sense in this universe when there are dozens of other species in the universe. It is implied she would become a cat supremacist with her background, but why not make her turboracist against other species as well? Also there’s the whole thing where Cydnee randomly turns into Catwhis, which is implied to be Cydnee trying to predict Matt’s desires, but then we see Catwhis turn into Cydnee and really the whole thing just seems to discomfort Matt.

And speaking of, let’s finally talk about the shining light of joy and happiness, the best character in this comic and my favourite character in all of fiction, Praetor Matthias. Matt starts off as an ambiguous figure Gene has nightmares and flashbacks about, a really ugly cat who once abused Catwhis in their youth. He returns during Friendship Island arc and tries to assassinate Gene, but fails. It is implied Matt desperately wants Catwhis to come back to his life, but why though. Eventually we see more of him during Borzoi arc and there we finally see his true nature in full glory, he is a manipulative and powerful yet charming bastard who understands nature of reality better than any other character. He also manages to come up with a plan in a minute no matter what setbacks he faces. He is intelligent and also very handsome and both men and women want his D. He is also a really good boss, he treats his employees fairly, he lets them leave if they disagree with him, he compliments people when they do good job. He has bad temper sometimes but that seems to stem from his hatred of backstabbers, which is 100% justified, because earlier in this part of the review I had an ENTIRE SECTION dedicated to them. Why would anyone want to backstab such a charming and intelligent hottie? Well, it’s not what he is, but what people SAY he is. Every character that isn’t part of Matt’s group sees him as an evil demon, a monster, a tyrant, a turboracist, an irresponsible and incompetent moron who shouldn’t exist, but who also shouldn’t be killed because “he has already been punished”. Every character knows exactly what he is up to at any given time, whether it’s Gene, Catwhis, Simmy, Friendship Island, Toothy, Jeremy, one of the bodyguards, Dawn and Dusk, Borzoi, Dorzoi, Forzoi, Michelle, Big Cats and even Diane. He doesn’t get ONE FAIR SHOT, his plans are always instantly exposed and figured out. Matt really comes across like an underdog, he is eternally trapped in a game he can’t win because all of his opposition is OP. It would be different if Matt was stupid but he’s not. He’s extremely intelligent, it’s just that his luck just fucking sucks and all his enemies know everything what he is up to. He even gets his powers taken away from him, almost all the members of his group consider leaving at once and his girlfriend becomes a racist that seems to use Matt mainly for dog genocide rather than any real goals. And yes, Matt has done some morally corrupt things but he is more or less 100% justified, because Matt hates, hates, FUCKING HATES Backstabbers. Borzoi backstabs him, he reduces him to a bloody pulp, Webcats consider backstabbing him, Matt sends one of his CGI cat puppets to assassinate them, Dorzoi implies he knows about Matt’s assassination attempt of the webcats, Matt fucking kills him. And when you think that I’ve ranted about his enemies for half of this fucking review, you know that Matt is right, and the universe is out to get him. And yet many characters still think that Matt might CHANGE. I am glad that we will never ever know how Matt would’ve been defeated.

In a nutshell, Matt is a fucking great character, but a terrible villain, because he is the hero in the greater context of this comic. Why else would he share a name with one of the disciples?

And that was all the characters worth talking about in Gene Catlow, and only one quarter of them are likable.

Conclusion

Gene Catlow is a comic I will never forget, I encourage anyone who thinks they’ve seen it all to read it, and try to comprehend it’s themes and messages. Maybe they will find its themes to be genius, and its story to not be as batshit as I thought. Either way, more people should read Gene Catlow.

Albert Temple may not be the most perfect storyteller in the world, but he was very passionate, and seeing him die before his epic could be finished, is tragic to say the least. Nobody deserves it, not Kentaro Miura, not J.R.R. Tolkien, not him. I found myself getting invested in the world he had created, his characters may be many things but boring is not one of them…even if one of the characters was literally named Mr. Boring. I hear stories about Albert Temple being a very sweet and nice guy who was always talking with people. Sure, he may have pulled a harmless long con, but nobody really felt betrayed or angry by that revelation. The more I hear what a kind person he was, the more bad I feel for dragging on his flaws. Yes, you can make bad art even if you’re a good person, but Albert is a special case. His works do deserve to be read and studied by a lot of people. I want his works to receive a fanbase. He will always leave a hell of an impression no matter what he does. That alone makes him one of a kind.

Rest in Peace, Albert Temple. You were loved.

[reigningqueenofwords]

Where Is She?

Word count: 1,741

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Part 4 of Hello There

Despite Dean telling you that he didn’t think Bruce could go, you’d taken him with. You told Dean that you’d leave him in the hotel room. Although, you were pretty sure that hellhounds didn’t exactly abide by the law of physics, so who the hell knew? He slept on your lap a good bit of the first day’s drive. Every time you noticed either of the Winchesters looking at you, they had a funny look on their face. It probably looked like you were petting thin air.

At the first motel, they only had one room. You claimed the couch, not really caring. At first, they protested, but you’d won. You didn’t want to share a bed, and knew that they wouldn’t. Sam wouldn’t fit on any couch you’d ever seen, and Dean would bitch about being sore the next day. That left you.

You’d been pretty quiet the whole trip, causing them to worry slightly. Normally when you’d team up with them, you were full of life, quick to sarcasm, and not afraid to be yourself. Not quiet and reserved. Hell, you’d reacted more to the hellhound than to them. Sam sat at the little table doing research while Dean cleaned some of their guns, and you showered. Bruce scared Sam by jumping on his lap. You’d locked him out of the bathroom when he started trying to climb in the tub. You just didn’t think that showering with a hellhound (hellpuppy?) would be a good idea.

As you stepped out, you could hear a loud thud, followed by Dean swearing up a storm. You couldn’t help but laugh. You quickly dried and dressed, stepping out of the bathroom. “Do I even want to know?” You smiled. Their faces seemed to soften at that.

Sam grinned before speaking, though. “Bruce tripped Dean. And down he went.”

“Not funny. That mutt needs to stay out from under my feet.” Dean snapped. “Why the hell did your boyfriend give you a hellhound and not a normal damn dog?” Not that he thought that was too much better.

You glared at him, crossing your arms over your chest. “Not my fault he’s a puppy, now is it?” Sitting on the bed, you scooped up Bruce and put him next to you. “And Crowley isn’t my boyfriend.” You added quietly, scratching Bruce’s stomach.

The rest of the night was fairly quiet, other than Sam randomly giving the two of you info. About eleven you fell asleep on the couch, Bruce curled up behind your knees. He was a bit warmer than your average dog, so a blanket really wasn’t needed.

Dean made a note to summon Crowley the first chance he got to see what the hell was going on. He hated the guy, but whatever was going on wasn’t cool. They both went to bed soon after.

When you woke up, they were already packed and ready to go. Which was odd. Normally you had to wait around on Dean. You quickly dressed and loaded your things back into the Impala. For some reason, Dean decided to just drive in shifts, as opposed to getting another motel. That was something that he’d never done before. He said it was so you could get there faster, because that many witches needed to be stopped.

Dean drove for twelve hours, and then had Sam drive. You curled up in the backseat with Bruce on your chest while Sam drove. He was a more cautious driver than Dean, so you figured that it was safe. Before you knew it, you were being shaken awake. Groaning, you stretched.

“What’s up?” You asked.

“We just checked in. You and Dean are going to check out the area the witches were seen in while I get some sleep. This way we have an idea of what to look out for.” Sam told you, and you could tell that he was tired.

You nodded, getting out of the car and stretching. “Wait, Dean?” You started. “You said Bruce couldn’t come. Why?” Wouldn’t having him there be helpful?

He shrugged. “Crowley said that it’s warded to demons. He can’t get in. I figured that means your hellmutt can’t either.” He shoved his gun in the back of his jeans.

“Alright. Sam, just…don’t kill him?” You teased, passing him off. He looked at you like you were insane. “Just put him on the couch and he should be fine. Not like I’ll be gone that long.” You scratched behind one of Bruce’s ears and went to catch up with Dean. It was close enough that you were walking.

After a few minutes of silence, Dean spoke up. “Did what Crowley do bother you that much?” He asked.

You shrugged. “I guess. I mean, one minute we’re about to have movie night, the next he suddenly has to go. The next morning I mentioned changing so he could pop me to the bunker, and he zapped me into my clothes. It was like he really wanted me gone.” There was a sadness to your voice.

“You love him, don’t you?” Surprisingly, his voice was gentle, and void of any judgement.

Taking a deep breath you gave him a sad smile. “Doesn’t really matter, does it? I’m back in the hunting world completely. My room in hell is likely gone, and I won’t be traveling to fairs anymore. It was fun while it lasted. Quickest friendship I’ve ever had, though.” You told him.  

Dean didn’t reply, knowing how to read between the lines. He saw the building up ahead and stopped you. “Alright, when we get closer, I want you to check out the left side of the building. I’ll go right.” He said, pulling out his gun and keeping it low. You nodded, doing the same.

Nothing more was said, not wanting to alert anyone who might be near by. When you went left, it took you a couple minutes until you couldn’t see Dean anymore. From the looks of things, it looked like an old office building. You couldn’t call it abandoned because it didn’t look that way. It didn’t have the creepy factor of broken windows and cobwebs. That in itself made your skin crawl.

You turned the corner to find a witch waiting for you. He was very handsome, you had to say. Seeing him smirk, you couldn’t take your eyes off of his. You couldn’t make out exactly what he was saying, but you found yourself handing over your gun. All you wanted was to do his bidding. “Come, I think that you’ll like it here.” He told you, a thick Scottish accent dripping from every word. As you entered the building, you smelled new leather, cigars, and pine. It was heavenly.

The witch led you to another room, it looked much like a hotel room. You would have never guessed that this was on the inside. He sat next to you, a smug look on his face. “Now, in a few moments, a lovely young lady will bring you a drink. That drink will help you feel more at ease here.” He began. “You don’t have to worry about anything out there ever again. I promise you that. You will be by my side. We just need to get you dressed for the part, and up to speed. Do you think you can handle that?” He asked, watching your face.

Looking at him, pure adoration shone through. “Anything you’d like, my love.” Your voice didn’t even sound like you.

He smiled, kissing your forehead before getting up to leave the room. You missed him the instant the door clicked shut.

Dean made it to the back where you should have met him, but you weren’t there. Furrowing his brow, he continued circling the building. Finishing the lap, his heart dropped. They had got you, he just knew it. He ran back to the motel, bursting in and waking up Sam. “She’s gone.” He panted, leaning over.

Sam was groggy, staring at him. “Wait, what happened?” He asked, stretching. When he went to push the blankets back, he heard a ‘thud’ and looked over. “Damn it, Bruce.”

Taking a deep breath, Dean began to explain. “We got to the building. We each were going to check a side, and I figured we’d meet in the back. Only she wasn’t there. I finished circling the building, and there’s no sign of her.” He grabbed a water and chugged it.

By now, Sam was awake. “You know Crowley’s gonna kill you, right?” He pointed out.

“He dropped her off on our damn doorstep. He can’t care all that much.” Dean snapped.

“He dropped her off with a damn hellhound, Dean. That she can see.” Sam argued. “You think he does that for just anyone?” Dean’s face fell. “Maybe he dropped her off for an entirely different reason other than he doesn’t care!” Sam was a bit cranky from lack of sleep at the moment.  

Dean flopped on the chair, groaning. He really did not want to tell Crowley this. “Can you tell Crowley?” He asked. Sam was higher, Crowley couldn’t reach him as well.

“You think I want to piss him off? Ooooooh no, Dean. You were the one that went with her. You were the one that split up. You can be the one to tell Crowley that you let her get taken.”

As if on cue, Crowley popped in. “Hello you two.”

Dean jumped. “What the hell? Are you like Beetlejuice? Say your name three times and you appear?” He said.

“No, you idiot. I’m checking on your progress.” He said, raising an eyebrow. “Where’s Y/N?” He asked, spotting Bruce. Noting Dean’s face, Crowley’s look darkened. “Where. Is. She?”

“Uh, I don’t know exactly.” He started. “With the witches, I’m guessing.” He told him.

Crowley’s eyes were on fire with rage. “I give you one job- stop the bloody witches, and you get Y/N kidnapped? By the very witches that need to be dealt with?” He snapped. Dean nodded. “Well, I’ve got some more information for you. Those witches? Are stealing men and women. Dosing them with some potion. The women are being taken by the men, some as brides, some as slaves. The men are the same for women.” He said, his voice low. “Get her back. Or I will reserve a special place in hell for the two of you.” With that he was gone.

[yellowsomethings]

beans exchange letter 2023

hi its us thebeans you have been selected to secret us a santa !! this is going to be a bit of a tutorial letter so everyone else knows what exchange letters are like, so rest assured it will be as comprehensive as i can manage. remember that you do not need to fulfill All of the conditions the recipient lists, just at least one of them to the best of your ability. woo

want:

1. hermits

big fan of grian, scar, mumbo, ren, doc, bdubs, zed, joe hills, things of this nature. i think the slapfight goes here if it goes anywhere. we have seen seasons 6/7/8/9 and a little of season 5 so if you go before that we will probably be Confused but Willing To Roll With It. idk theres the wonderful world of hermits and crafting

2. lifes

you are probably well aware the extent to which we like the life series. things you could cover include property police kiss on the mouth secret life (or property police cold patrol new life which isn't getting its own entire bullet but it's a thing), treebark slash fairydog slash renb, toxic yaoi majorwood, the bad boys, last life grumbo, idk get silly with it !! slash p or slash r it is all good <- applies to all listed items in this letter not just here

3. empires

empires:). for season 1 there's flower husbands; you could do kathgempearl or some duo permutation; arenaduo; the whole wra tbh; smallidarizzie trio; scott and xornoth content (you could write the one billionth postcanon xornoth finds out what happened fic if you wanted). for season 2 HEAVENTRIO OBVIOUSLY; or arenaduo again or hallelujahduo or roundhousekickduo which i still need to come up with a better name for; best buds jim and joel; kathgem; pixlriffs; the crossover; fairytale trio i also like; maybe some olieddie as a treat if you're so inclined

4. eswap

free space basically. scottpearl !!!!!!! or arenaduo or kathgempearl again (or duo permutation) or pearl and pix bonding maybe idk what the state of eswap is gonna be pixwise by the end of november. or if some other part of eswap compels you then go for it. you might wanna write the watcher grian crossover idea that jay2 had that one time. up to u :D

5. pirates/rats

yeah babyyyyyy this is the writing to pander to littlesound zone. i love datastream martyn interacting with this-is-just-their-world other characters such as oli or sausage or olive or shelby or owen or scar or other people that don't start with the letters o and s. kisstrels obviously (including shep and shub); you could do property police with martyn and safety rat; farmer rat scott, baker rat lizzie, he had a pretty sweet bond with will. maybe mratyn watching as oli tries and fails to seduce the butler with cringefail affection in his eyes. maybe mratyn trying and failing to seduce one of the brown wild dogs at the edge of the grounds while scott looks on in disappointment. p!bek is canonically aroace so if you write pirate bekel you'd probably get Comments about it but like if you don't fear the fandom then fuck it. SPEAKING OF:

6. witchcraft

YURI OPPORTUNITY AGAIN BUT FOR BEK INSTEAD! beky's finally figured out her witchcraft bek au which is that el is a not-so-famous witchtuber and bek is one of her few very dedicated commenters so when el randomly stumbles across the supreme witch crown where scott dropped it then she ends up asking bek what to do and they bond from there, so you may wanna do something with that.

7. dsmp

if you are dsmp inclined and you want to go classic style then you cannot go wrong with a little bit of crimboy/clingy. bee/bench and michael could also be fun; i like niki, big q, JACK MANIFOLD, fundy, eret, hbomb, foolish, and i miss honq every day babyyyy <- not every day but often. if you'd like to add to the hit canon ao3 tag tommyinnit crashes own funeral (dream smp) then that would be very welcomed too, i canonised that shit with my bare hands

8. au ideas

well i said all of that for canon concepts but what if you want to write/draw an alternate universe? goooo fuckin crazy with it my friend. some concepts i enjoy reading are: royalty; urban/low fantasy; newly discovered/obtained superpowers; domestic roommates setting; famous & doesnt give a shit about that fame; creative type & muse; guardian angel & human. idk have fun!

9. not mcyt

i'm adding this section because i know some people will want to do this but mine will be quite short because i . do not watch anything else. uhhhh the magnus archives. moon knight 2022. i like quite a lot of musical theatre but mostly the modern post hamilton shit and i have not seen hadestown. thubs up

do not want

don't do scottpearl if it isn't eswap please! or any hermit pearl actually! uhhh nothing particularly viscerally gorey but it's ok if people die or get injured. this isn't a dnw but it is a specification, if you would like to trans some genders and neo some pronouns then you should feel absolutely free to go ahead love is love. i think i'm gonna make no nsfw a rule for the entire exchange so i don't need to clarify that. probably best to have minimal cleo inclusion if any. any fics which are specifically about the moment after a life series game where characters see each other and talk about what happened because those are weirdly common and we don't like it and it feels weird. no blinding, no throats slit, no being suffocated/choked. ummm ya if you arent sure whether something would be ok then go ahead and ask!

will write

this one is gonna be much shorter

hermits: bdubs cub doc gem scar grian joe pearl ren tango xb zed cleo

life series: scott ren martyn pearl joel grian scar bdubs lizzie skizz mumbo jimmy gem

empires 1: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl joel jimmy

empires 2: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl pix shelby joel jimmy oli

pirates: acho aimsey bek puffy eret scar guqqie martyn kyle sausage olive oli owen ros shelby scott el tubbo

rats: bek el jimmy lizzie martyn oli olive owen scott shelby tubbo

witchcraft: scott joey pris shelby el cleo

dsmp: eret callahan eryn bbh puffy phil niki karl sapnap george quackity foolish jack manifold hbomb fundy aimsey slime wilbur sam ranboo schlatt dream punz tommy tubbo techno dxd

misc: honestly i think if you asked me to write qsmp phil tubbo fit cellbit bagi bad foolish wilbur tallulah chayanne then i probably could at this point. but don't ask me to. also the afterlife/new life smp i will write for also

won't write

i'm sorry i can't write the copper people on empires i just have not seen them enough to. highly doubt my ability to write crastle/best/ties/similar groupings well. dear god please don't make me write the syndicate it won't be good for either of us. i will not write nature wives i can't do it to my girlo. pirates!scott ships also. if it's gonna get me cancelled then i may still be willing to write it but i will not post it on ao3, it's going straight into fools writing discussion channel when it goes live. i won't write . idk pregnancy? you probably weren't gonna ask for pregnancy. again feel free to ask :thumbsup:

[insideous-beez]

Shout out to my WEIRD ASS DREAMS

TW: Planetary body horror, normal body horror, gore, fire, bullying, cheating, homelessness, zombies. None of these were distressing because it's all just story that my brain randomly generated.

Gonna try to be brief otherwise I might write a novel.

My dream last night included, in this order:

Me as a homeless child living in a grocery store where a mad scientist worked and his two sons of similar age to me bullied me by setting whole sections of the store on FIRE to trap me inside. Somehow none of the adults ever saw the evidence of bullying and assumed I was making things up when I told them.

Skip to different part of the dream where I am suddenly an adult (separate from the prior scenario, aka not the same person somehow but still me?). Zombie virus except it works by the rules of "if you don't move or speak they can't see you..." kind of. It takes a long time for them to process so if something else is moving that is not a zombie, it'll go after that first. The zombie part of the dream started in a hospital where I was trying to help my mom get to a recovery room after surgery (yes, unrealistic) but suddenly she didn't exist anymore and some dude handed out a ton of guns and we got to zombie survival.

Zombies suddenly didn't matter anymore because Uta from One Piece Film Red was holding a concert?

Another scenario change where zombies aren't an issue anymore and I'm heading into a mix of the Akademia with modern corporate skyscraper building vibes. Zhongli (from Genshin) is my husband, which made me happy until my brain was like "oh actually, backstory time, he is cheating on u." -_- k.

While one version of me is trying to figure out where TF Zhongli went when he suddenly started acting sus and sprinted up the fire escape (to meet with some lady he was cheating on me with) a completely different version of me is in outer space altering the fabric of reality by trying to identify and merge whole ass planets

Akademia!Me decides she wants to pet some dogs and cats to de-stress over being cheated on. Yes the animals are casually in the Akademia. It is here where I learn that, apparently, my dream just gave me the same backstory as Alhaitham and decided that was good enough. I accidentally release a dog from the little therapy kennel area and a fire drill begins so I use the chaos to sprint up the stairs and go to find Zhongli, who I apparently care about finding again? This is the last time you will see Akademia!Me. The rest of the dream is from Space!Me's perspective observing the fallout of merging planets.

Back to Space!Me. So, most of these planets are gas giants and some are like Earth but with more land and less water. For some reason, with my fancy technology, I've identified that there is a single "anti-virus" planet and the rest are "viruses." No, I don't know what this means. Space!Me apparently does and decides to merge them all to cure the "virus." One of these planets had the Akademia on it.

What happens when planets are merged? Apparently, they become flesh.

Giant flesh planet. Thankfully with an outer crust that is still mostly dirt for a little less trauma.

The visual that occurred was layers forming within the hollow planet the Akademia was on until it became a solid planet like ours, except, oh yeah, it's made out of muscle and flesh. Some of the flesh slivers broke out through the crust of the planet and pierced through people. Some craters in the planet suddenly got filled with flesh and earth. Anyone standing in these craters got their legs merged into the planet.

Space!Me, who is an unobservable third party, is cringing as she observes the kind of injuries that have occurred as a result of people being run through by spears of flesh and muscle. Some of them are alive and definitely shouldn't be.

The Akademia has a weirdly chipper and unaffected student council leader who sets up a white board and decides to continue lessons in front of the whole student body that is standing in the evacuation field, pierced bodies and all.

Then I wake up! WOW! WEIRD SHIT!

This wasn't even the full dream, I just think the earlier parts weren't interesting enough to describe. I wanted to show y'all the weird shit I dream up.

[earthtooz]

U WANNA HEAR CHARACTER IDEAS? hold on *scrolls through my 19384567 page document of reo hcs* (i wish that existed)

reo.. reo my luvr. movie nights with him are a NIGHTMARE. my man manspreads over the whole couch like... you can't even call that manspreading anymore. it does NOT matter how big the couch is. he always takes up most of it... almost like a cat. except he doesn't even do it on purpose. will sometimes also fall asleep like this while ur buried underneath him — looks like ur gonna have to sleep on the couch as well, unless you wanna wake him up. oh and, when he's sleeping on the couch, he also snores like a middle aged dad (gets worse once he actually becomes a dad).

ALSO !! talking abt cats... he's actually a dog person. i can definitely see him owning something like a border collie, given his s/o is on board with it and is able to spend time w the dog as well bc i recon he unfortunately doesn't have that much time :(( and i think he'd always wanted a pup when he was younger but that was the one thing his parents never allowed him to get

sorry this got kinda long... i just love reo

DON'T APOLOGISE I LOVE UR IDEAS !!!! I ALWAYS WANT TO HEAR ABT THEM LAY THEM OUT FOR ME ON A TABLE AND I'D SIT DOWN AND LISTEN !!!!

the movie night one is SOOO true :( even if you start upright, on respective sides of the couch, he'll always crawl towards you and lay himself all over you until all you can do is sink underneath him :(( like hey... big man... can you... not? one wrong move and he'll pull you right back, unless you need to pee. at least he's nice enough to let you go momentarily until you come back and he spreads himself all over you again.

oh and his couch is one of those massive 'L' shaped ones so you have more than one option of where to lay whilst watching movies on that gigantic screen of his!!!!

when he rests on the shorter end of the 'L' (i hope u know which part i'm talking abt- the one that sticks out), you know that he's doing that with the intention of fully falling asleep on you because there, he can't even see the damn movie. you have figured out his antics and he knows it but he still gets his way no matter what, even if you coax him.

won't know that you've slipped out of his grasp for a while. i headcanon that reo is one of those sleepers who fall in and out of consciousness, like he just randomly wakes up in the middle of the night and falls asleep breezily again. during these intervals of wakeness, he realises 'what the shit, where did y/n go' and proceed to hunt you down.

the fact he snores is such an endearing ick </3 HELP WHAT IF YOU MOVE AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE HE SNORES AND THEN YOU TELL HIM ABOUT IT AND HE'S ABSOLUTELY BETRAYED like 'bby... wtf do u mean you don't like my snoring... when you told me you liked everything about me, that must include my snoring'. then you try and justify yourself and just can't without sounding like a hypocrite. you never complain about it again, eventually learning to block out how loud he is, especially whilst next to your ear.

AND THE DOG HC :((( i have a border collie and i love her sm she's the best dog i'll ever have i absolutely adore her :,) ANYWAYS, no i so agree. maybe even a golden retriever or australian shepherd bc they're both such beautiful breeds AHHHHH imagining reo with a small dog doesn't feel right. IMAGINE HIM TAKING IT OUT FOR A RUN OR A HIKE BC IT'S THE ONLY EXTENDED DURATION OF TIME HE CAN SPEND WITH IT :( buys it the most expensive treats too like damn the dog its it up every time!!!

i counter your long ask with an even longer response bc as soon as you enabled me, the floodgates didn't stop.

[amazeicallmind]

My Experience Living In An RV Next To My Mom’s Family

This is going to be a bit different than my usual content.

Me, My Mom and My Dad moved with my mom’s family to a small town where we ended up having to live in small RVs next to a big house that they live in. We moved here because my grandma and my mom’s side has dementia and so my mom could help watch over her. For the first half of the year or so after we moved here it seemed like it was going good and everything was okay, although we ended up losing one of our dogs that suddenly and unexpectedly passed away. Then eventually it started to seem like my mom’s family didn’t want me and my mom here by the way they were acting and how they were being about things. Then eventually the septic tank ended up breaking or having a crack in it and apparently it was up to solely us to figure out how to fix it or call people to come and fix it, and it still hasn’t been taken care of months after it has broke. Then eventually the water pipe that we use to be able to get water to our RVs ended up having a crack in it and now we can’t get water to our place from that way. Then my mom ended up having to get surgery on her foot that she’s been having problems with for at least twelve or thirteen years from what I can remember, and she had to go stay with my older sister in Texas while she recovered from her surgery. That’s when my “aunt’s” tactics and true colors started shining through again, which I knew that she was still the same way she has always came off as but my mom thought that her sister had changed and became a more selfless person. My parents paid them $10,000 so we could live in this small terrible RVs in a small fenced in area on “their” land. We were under the impression since my parents chipped in with the land that it was all of our land. My dad also is not much better than my “aunt”, while my mom was recovering from her surgery my dad was supposed to fix up her RV so she could come back to it and be able to be with her dogs. But he has barely touched the RV and it has been almost two and a half months, because all he cares about is being able to get drunk since my mom’s family enables his alcoholism. Then about a month and a half ago our internet got turned off even though apparently my dad made a deal with the internet provider, but you can’t really trust words out of his mouth, so then apparently he asked my “aunt” if he could borrow some money for the internet and they said no because the septic tank is more important for “their” land which the reason that bothers is because I had a chance to get a remote job and start making money and my dad would have been able to pay them back a day later. I would have been able to pay them back eventually too if they would have just been willing to help us a bit, and they knew that I had a chance at getting that job. I don’t have a car so I don’t have many options, the only actual stores from us are quite a bit of distance away, and I was going to use the money I made from that remote job to try to get things that I needed like a car and also stuff for my dogs. Then eventually my “aunt” decided to randomly try to kick me out of my RV and make me and my dogs homeless because she is heartless, greedy and selfish. Then eventually one of my dogs got really sick and I tried really hard to help him with what I had the accessibility of being able to do, and I basically had no help because my dad wouldn’t get me what I asked him to get when I wanted it for my dog to try to help him and I didn’t have a way to get him to a vet and probably wouldn’t have been able to afford it if I did, which might have been different if I was able to do that job. I felt like I had no help trying to care for my dog and now he passed away too and he was my baby and he was only 5 years old. I’ve been having to use some mobile data internet from the government for the last month so I haven’t had many options on being able to get a job, it’s hard to find something you can do with just having mobile as an option.

[victorluvsalice]

It’s Spring Thursday in the Chill Valicer Save, and I have another longer update for you! Mostly because this one took a couple of play sessions to get through, what with me hopping into Build/Buy Mode a couple of times to make improvements to the Valicer Farm and the Van Liddelton Groceries store. Let’s start with what was going on with the home lot first --

I. While I still haven’t figure out precisely what I want to do with the extra space in Victor’s greenhouse yet, I did at least find some cute decor to add to the “crafting wall” thanks to the old Cottage Garden Fan Stuff pack! :) Victor now has a pretty little potting bench, with pots and seeds, a book for research, and a plant being prepped for repotting. It’s just a little thing to make the greenhouse look more greenhousey. :)

II. I moved the wind farm from behind the barn to the side of the lot by the path! There was plenty of open space there to work with, and arranging all our various ground-based wind turbines freed up the space behind the barn for other stuff. Plus it actually allowed me to add one more wind turbine to the lot, which should hopefully help more with power production. The water collectors got moved too, to the other side of the path up against the house -- it felt like a logical place for them. Plus it’ll make it easier to maintain all this stuff -- yes, the gang all have various teleports, but it’s nicer when you don’t have to go all the way to the back of the lot, right?

III. I actually moved the entire barn up a couple of tiles and created a new cow paddock! Yes, now that they have a grocery store, I figured they should try again to get some large livestock, and I figured a cow would be the smartest option so they could offer eggs AND milk. And the best place to put the little shed, and thus the paddock, seemed to be the back of the barn, so -- yeah! I threw in a few fun decorations just to liven the place up (like a Patchy, and a Cottage Garden Fan Pack water fountain that looked a bit like a watering trough), and moved the chicken coop’s enclosure over to intersect with it (so the chickens can visit the cow if they so desire). Took a little fiddling to get just right, but I’m pretty happy with the results! Now they just need the actual cow. . .

IV. And in general yard clean-up, I moved the tree that was previously sitting in the middle of the back boarder of the lot over by the new back porch to help fill in some of that empty space, did a little terrain painting and rearranged the rocks on the path a bit, and put some nice flower bushes along the sides of the path to the front porch. Just a few things to give the yard more interest and cover up some weird blank spots!

V. Oh, and this doesn’t have anything to do with me fiddling in Build/Buy, but you’ll notice that the insect terrariums look a lot different -- that’s because I downloaded some of @brazenlotus‘s mods, and the Core Mod actually changes their look. Had to make sure that it didn’t conflict with All Bugged Out by Lot51, but I do kinda like the jar style!

Whew! Lot to do, but I’m pretty happy with the results. :) Shame they really only have one strip of open backyard left, but eh -- sacrifices must be made! And as for actual GAMEPLAY. . .

-->Alice got up early and, after an adorable interaction with Shadow (seriously, look at that, how cute), transformed into her werewolf form to go out on a hunt! Always a good way to get both a meal and some nice werewolf XP, I’ve found. :) And I made sure to take a quick dip into CAS first and make sure she had her tail on ALL of her werewolf “outfits” so it didn’t randomly disappear on me. XD

-->Smiler, meanwhile, took advantage of a burst of power to play a little Sims Forever (as chaotic as the original), before getting a notice that one of the hatchable eggs in the coop was ready! (Well, okay, SHADOW got the notice, but as the DOG can’t help hatch any eggs. . .) So they flew down and hatched the latest chick -- another rooster! Which, uh, means that we won’t be keeping this one, as we don’t really need a third one. I PROBABLY won’t trade it for meat? Maybe? We’ll see. :p

[thoughtsaladblog]

The eye of the beholder

Another night, another conundrum. So I’ve been in deep contemplation...- ok, I’ve been in contemplation at certain points of the day, when in fact I should be finishing off those damn report sheets, and I’ve come to the realization that part of the reason why Lewis lost interest was the bad sex. Ok fine! I realized that a while back.. But I realized why the sex was bad. I mean, I don’t in any way think I’m a diva in the sack, but I also know I’m not generally bad either. So why the awkward sex as of late? Mainly coz I’ve lost confidence in myself. 

I mean just the other day Dowaan asked to hook up- and while to be honest I’m not really feeling that for several other reasons- I didn’t want to even say yes to try it out because I was feeling overly self-conscious. Why? Well, coz the girl is fat... In fact, the girl’s the heaviest she’s ever been. If that doesn’t chip away at your self esteem, I dunno what else can. I see myself in the mirror and all I notice is my prominent double chin, and then I pull my arm forward and it’s all it takes not to cut away at my flesh with a meat cleaver. When I don’t like the way I look, how can I expect anyone else to? 

I mean, let’s be honest. Men are visual creatures. They spend majority of their life watching porn and stalking models and actresses. They want to see sexy while having sex- not Adele during her album 19 era. I can’t blame them- I want to see sexy too when having sex. I’d be lying if I said a man’s untrimmed beard or hairy chest doesn’t turn me off. But another something I realised- with regards to my subpar performance was that, good sex is at least 60% dependent on how confident we are in ourselves. If your attention is being diverted to worrying about turtling, looking like an upside down hippopotamus and figuring out which angle to face so you look less like Mona Lisa (no, she isn’t beautiful), you’re spending less time enjoying the sex and even less time making sure he enjoys it. You cannot make someone else feel good if you don’t feel good. It’s simply that. So I suppose the reality that I’ve come to face is that, while I remain looking like Mona Lisa’s uglier step-sister I’ll never be able to have good sex.

Now, as for the blatantly obvious remedy to this (losing weight), that’s a post for another day, because frankly, my recent attempts have only led to failure and I’m struggling to get started. It of course doesn’t help that it randomly fucking rains cats and dogs in a way that turns my classroom and bedroom roof into Niagara falls and the floor into the Castlereagh Reservoir, thus banishing me from my own home and setting all my weekly plans on fire. Yes, these are in fact excuses for the fact that I simply am not trying hard enough and lack the resolve and motivation to follow through on what it takes. I had that traction at one point- I only wish I could get it back. 

Although this be for genuine and also somewhat sinful reasons- Jesus take the wheel!