#I was high when I wrote this

[ddeadly-succubus]

Eddie fucking you so slowly and gently until you forget about everything except how it feels to be stretched out by him. This is a far cry from Eddie’s usual demeanour when his cock is inside you, but today he just wants to show you how much you mean to him and take things nice and slow.

“Goddamn, you always feel so good” he whispers in your ear before placing a few soft kisses down your neck, causing you to let out the sweetest moans that have Eddie chasing his own high within seconds.

“Stay inside me?” You ask, wanting him to keep his cock nestled safely inside you even after he’s cum. Eddie nods and before you know it, you’re falling asleep with him inside you.

[asimpforthe80s]

Desperate times

[Blurb?]

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Warnings: fingering, humping, eating pussy, names (baby, darling, mommy, eds), cumming in boxers, aftercare, slightly needy Eddie, nap

It had been about a week since Eddie last saw you. A week without sloppy making out and a week without sex. God, it was a nightmare for him.

So, as soon as you entered that damn trailer door, he grabbed you and hurried you into the bedroom. The look in his eyes was desperate and a deep lust.

He was quick with undressing you, ripping some of your clothes in the process. He pressed sloppy kisses along your jaw and down your chest until he reached what he wanted. You didn't feel it, but you knew he was rock hard inside his tight jeans and boxers.

Quickly ripping off your panties, he immediately started lapping at your cunt. Sticking 2 fingers inside your entrance, he thrusted them inside you until he found that one spongey spot inside you.

You arched your back as he repeatedly massaged your g-spot, working quickly to make you cum.

As he massaged your spot, he sucked on your clit and groped your tits. He seemed desperate to taste your cum on his tongue.

Luckily for him, his fingers and tongue were both incredibly skilled at making you feel pure bliss and ecstasy.

Though, this time was different. White filled your vision as you went into a state of bliss. Eddie worked you through your orgasm as you went into subspace.

After a few minutes, you came back to reality and noticed Eddie desperately humping your thigh. "Sorry, baby.. you've just.. been gone for WAY too long." He groaned between subby moans and whimpers.

He groaned and whimpered as he picked up his speed, looking like he wasn't too far away from cumming. You understood that you had been away for longer than you thought, so you let him.

He was just like that sometimes. Switching from a dom to a sub after you've come for him. You were pretty used to it by now. And it was so hot to see, too.

What did surprise you was what happened when he came. "Mommy." He moaned as he came inside his boxers, collapsing on top of you and panting heavily.

You snuggled close to him as he came down from his high. The two of you had missed each other like hell, even though it had just been a week. So you just held him close and made sure he was comfortable.

"Love you.. so, so much, Eds." You said, kissing his cheek and running your hands through his long, messy curls. "Love you too, baby. I was going nuts. You know that, right? I missed you so damn much."

You nodded. "Yeah, I know, darling.. sorry I didn't tell you I was gonna come home so late." You murmured, smiling down at him as he laid his head against your chest. "It's okay. Sorry if I seemed needy. The week without you was hell."

You chuckled. "Yeah, I get it.."

"You don't think I'm weird because I'm so attached, do you?" He asked nervously, hoping he didn't bother you with how needy and clingy he was at times. "Of course not.. I love that you're like that." You smiled, kissing his forehead gently.

"You do?" He seemed shocked by this. It was nice to know that his clingy nature wasn't something you found off-putting. "You really like how clingy and needy I sometimes am?"

You nodded. "I love how clingy and needy you are.. especially after sex.. it just shows that you love me." You said. "So my clingyness is seen more as affection rather than some annoying thing?" He asked, hopeful that that's how it was interpreted as. "Yeah." You confirmed, brushing a strand of hair out of his face.

The thought genuinely made him happy. He was scared that all his love might have been overbearing on you. "You have no idea how happy that makes me." He looked up at you, a giant smile on his face.

You smiled right back at him. "Now.. mind taking a nap? And no, you're not leaving his bed. You're gonna cuddle with me." You said, knowing he'd ask to cuddle you as you slept. "Yes, ma'am." He said, not fighting you at all this time. He had the energy taken out of him from how hard he pleasured you. But it didn't bother him at all this time. He actually felt oddly content being so tired afterward. And you know he was loving every second of this. Being the big spoon for you is one of his favorite things to do.

After a minute of him gently spooning you and holding your hand, you drifted off to sleep. One of the things Eddie knew how to do best was aftercare. And he knew it.

He was so used to aftercare. The two of you had done it dozens and dozens of times. It was a very natural part of the routine that followed the sex.

Eddie stayed awake the whole time, just to make sure you were okay and that you didn't mind his touch. Plus, this was one of his favorite positions that you two took during aftercare: him as the big spoon. And he'd always loved it.

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[cryptidnest]

We clearly missed the opportunity to call soukoku CD™

[abbacchiosbelt]

normally i am not one to write naive readers, but something about a yandere tighnari taking advantage of a naive darling itches the right spot in my brain. perhaps reader is a new, bright-eyed scholar... or maybe they are a new forest ranger... maybe just a traveler stuck in sumeru for whatever reason. regardless, they're naive to the ways of the world. they are optimistic with

it's so, so easy for tighnari to pounce.

tighnari blames his odd behavior around you on his hybrid nature. it starts off as fairly innocent, with tighnari wrapping his tail around you and asking you to pet his ears. his behavior quickly escalates - he gets tense when anyone is too close to you. he practically shoves his face into your neck to smell you. you couldn't admonish him, though - he had told you people had harassed him in the past for his "natural" behavior. he tells you he's learned to repress some things in front of others, but he feels so relaxed with you - won't you let him scent you? won't you let him guard the front of your hut during the night?

(even if tighnari were to sink his fangs into your jugular, he thinks, you'd find a way to forgive him.)

[i--need-sleep]

First, the rose wilted, dying without love and care.

Forgotten it hung, left to rot, its beauty with its petals bare.

Then, remembered, it was lifted from its grave,

Carried to the flames as a final wave.

The fire started, the rose burned bright,

Faded red scorched into night.

Its ugly color turned to lively flame,

An all-consuming element, killing dignity without shame.

All that's left is smoke, infecting eyes, burning noses, a bitter sigh.

With the fire, with the smoke, a new beauty grows,

The beauty of a burning rose.

The rain begins, the fire ends,

Leaving nothing but darkness in its wake.

All is ended and memory is faded—

Gone is the light that once composed,

The beauty of a burning rose.

(MY FIRST POST IS A SHITTY POEM HELP ME)

[iumnie]

For this game I made comprised of brain rot

[blackfairy312]

Snuppeteer Post 🐍🎭

INFODUMP BELOW just talking about these characters and their dynamic with themselves and the other characters in this AU

🍷 posting right now heehh

okay, so. Vincent Pietro Allard and Komi Tchaikovsky. this Five Nights at Candy's AU. let's talk about it.

so the Puppeteer's name in this AU is Vincent Pietro Allard. he met a guy in college and the two of them decided to start a theater together. they confounded the Rat & Cat Theater and hired some actors. Vincent wanted to use the theater to get a start on his acting career, to put his name out there so he'd be discovered by some actung scouts and whatever. his partner was more invested in the business opportunities of the place. Vincent's partner and fellow co-founder is currently unnamed, so Founder 2 (F2) is what we'll call him. he's involved in the franchise after the Puppeteer quits to star in Psychopath. F2 eventually makes the Candy and Cindy stuff... F2 is involved with Robotics Corp in this AU.

anyway, Vincent is obsessed with being successful as an actor. so much so that he basically always has to act. Vinnie, his puppet, is a bad-mouthed rude character that plays off of Vincent ("Puppeteer" as his character) who teaches Vinnie to be nice. cause Vinnie is 😠🙁 and the Puppeteer is 😀🙂. like the drama 🎭 masks. or something. i'm a little high typing all of this so i really hope my thoughts are coming across properly. basically, Vincent thinks too deeply about things. he put so much effort into his and Vinnie's characters, and he feels like he deserves praise and appreciation. he doesn't know WHY the kids are so scared of Vinnie, and he doesn't know why they don't like his thought provoking shows. he doesn't understand why the kids like the campy and comical Rat & Cat Show. why doesn't anyone like the Puppeteer & Vinnie Show?

a little inside joke with my circle is that the Puppeteer is a pervert. do you guys know that scene in Helluva Boss where Moxxie points at the mascot and says "i KNOW you're a pervert under there!" and the mascot goes "...yeah." that's it. you guys know Robbie and Rex from Victorious? yeah. so Vincent likes to approach single parents and will use Vinnie to flirt with them. he plays it off like the puppet is doing it and Vincent will go, "Oh, I'm sorry. Vinnie, be respectful!!" and it's just weird and uncomfortable. he's just playing it off like he needs to project through the puppet, there are so many layers as to WHY he's committed to playing a character all the time. do you guys know that image of the tindr conversation where the guys sends three dog emojis and texts "come here boy! leave that beautiful lady alone!" yeah that's Vincent. that's the kind of pervert he is.

with that out of the way, we can smoothly transition into Komi's section. i am now talking about myself in the third person. Komi picked her last name out for a reference. after her last two ventures (Marvel and DC back to back), and the previous four before those, Komi has finally decided that she needs a break from all this 'end of the world' nonsense. she goes back to the FNAFverse at a different point in time, to purposefully avoid being there during the Afton storyline. she settles into her 'human' life and picks up a job flier for a pianist, or just someone who knows how to play piano. Komi hasn't even allowed herself to do one of her hobbies is so long, and she immediately takes the flier home and dials the number.

then she meets Vincent, and she can immediately tell that he's weird. but it's kind of endearing to her, in a way. this woman has been in relationships with so many overly cartoony villains that nothing really phases her too much at this point. i mean, she dated Albert Wesker and almost married him until some asshole named Chris Redfield decided he HATES love and blew the guy up in a volcano 😒 the only thing about Vincent that unnerves Komi is Vinnie. just the way that the puppet looks unsettles her, like some uncanny valley. Komi was a doll in one of her previous lives (and a snake in the other one, it's a long story), so of course she's feeling uncanny valley from Vinnie. he has a puppet face with HUMAN EYES. you'll never see any of us draw in-game Vinnie unless it's Monster Vinnie or for comedic effect. the Vinnie design we draw is specifically for our AU.

at work, Komi likes to spend time with the children. some kids may be scared of the Rat and Cat costumes, so Komi provides activities for them to do. in this AU, Komi sets up an area for the kids to color and draw in books and with paper. an Arts & Crafts area. Vincent almost opposed to this because he has a huge ego and is a control freak and cannot stand the thought of someone making a decision without his permission or knowledge... but because it has good outcomes (parents happy, kids happy, actors get fanart), he allows it. the kids call Komi "Snake Lady" because of her eyes.

during shows, Komi has a small piano set up on the stage so she can play music, of course. i forget the specific theater terms for the stage setup, but backstage but not BACKstage. Komi also likes to help the Rat and Cat actors (Antonio and Richard in this AU) with practicing for the shows. they write scripts for every show and rehearse them all. a LOT of work goes into this place now that i think about it. i was in theater once. what a nightmare.

i have actually lost my entite train of thought. i'm going to put random Snuppeteer scenarios for the rest of the post.

Vincent thinks Komi is really pretty. But instead of telling her that, he says something about how she looks like she just crawled out of bed and didn't even bother looking in the mirror. this is somewhat true. Komi is depressed and she doesn't really have the energy to play a role.

Komi has a stoic expression most of the time and only ever really shows emotion when's she under the influence of something. she's affectionate and attentive when she's high. sometimes when she's stressed out, she'll get high and hang out with Vincent at his apartment, and he'll put on a movie and talk over the entire thing while she listens to him. Vincent is a cinema geek, he gets so passionate about movies (especially horror ones) and has so much to say, and Komi finds that so endearing. she loves his voice and she enjoys listening to how passionate he is about something he cares about. oh that's so sappy! and this is when they're dating! they were so awkward before that, you know? Vincent being weird towards her and Komi being a little curt back towards him. you'd think that she HATED him! but unfortunately Komi likes him BECAUSE he is a freak. did i mention she dated Jonathan Crane? very specifically our DC AU version who is similar to Danny Johnson Ghostface where he SEEKS fear and purposefully carries incriminating evidence on him to satiate his fear of getting caught. Komi dated THAT KIND OF GUY. she's a freak too. don't let that face fool you.

they're like James Sunderland and Maria. Vincent can't take responsibility for his crime and Komi thinks he's lame and pathetic. that means Vinnie is like Pyramid Head. because that fucking puppet probably HAUNTS him now after the incident. why do you think they never reused that character in the Candy's Burgers and Fries joints?

if you managed to read this entire thing, i'm sorry. i live in absolute delusion. cringe is not a concept to me. i have overwhelming confidence, and crippling insecurity. let me live in my palace of dreams.

[messrs-weasley]

My new headcanon is that Steve Harrington was raised by his nonna in the countryside of Italy until sometime in middle school. His father and mother put him in an American middle school when he knows nothing about English and was bullied horribly. Not just by kids but by other adults too. He hated that they all looked down on him. It also didn’t help that his father punished him if he even heard Steve speak Italian He learned English pretty quickly and around the eight grade, they settled in Hawkins. He took a chance to recreate himself since he didn’t want to be bullied. But his first language is Italian so that’s all he thinks in. That’s why he’s not able to catch more things that the others are saying and why he struggles in school. He’s trying to process everything. He’s actually wicked smart but struggles to express that in a foreign language.

A reason why the party or the adults don’t know is that since his father always got mad about the Italian, Steve just learned to not bring it up and not let the accent slip.

When he started at scoops and met Robin on the first day, she offhandedly commented about Italian. Steve was excited and tried to casually comment that he also spoke it but Robin scoffed because she knew his rep academically and socially. He’s a bit hurt and tries to defend himself when rush hits and Robin completely forgets about it. He doesn’t say anything when she mentions languages to Dustin because he rather not get scoffed at again. Robin would be horrified later on if he spilled the secret.

Steve deserves more love from the others and be let of easy because he’s surrounded by extremely intelligent people at all times.

[delinquent-lesbian]

i told my friend i didn’t know how his wife puts up with him and he said something about me not understanding why women put up with men at all and all I could think was yeah that is kinda my whole thing how could you forget?

[ddeadly-succubus]

Eddie is the type of man to talk you through any and every orgasm he gives you.

“That’s it baby, be a good girl and let go for me” he whispers in your ear, attacking the side of your face with kisses as he feels your walls squeeze his fingers for dear life.

You gush all over his hand and watch as he pulls the fingers he was using out and then takes them into his own mouth. He moans at the taste of your cunt, wanting to savour every bit of your sweet juices.

[counterbury-tales]

Toastbuds

Slice #258

[shadowseductress]

my drafts from last night (start from bottom)

[unoriganol]

soviets and mammoths have so much in common. two powerfull identeties forged in ice and bond, survival being the only key, to rule for so long, to be such a giant, to be so known and feared, only to have the apes from the west return in such great numbers. and i dont mean this in a negative way, humans and mammoths are perfect inputs for america and the soviets, both at the top of their game reletively speaking. With humans coming out on top, the soviets becoming something of the far past, still famous, but dead nontheles to the humans growing empire, your remains used in their ungodly machines to seek and destroy more, an eternal life and death all set because humans (the west) dare exist beyond what you could ever dreamed. While you once thought the moantains to truly reach the skies, they were not the tallest, while the world seemed so large, and your portion of it so large, it was not even one tenth of how much was out there, and while you had thought youd known what war was and how it was fought, the humans had brought wepons that spew fire and breathe iron, wepons that travelled at supersonic speeds, wepons that were said to be from the heavens above. ancient fear is what the first elephent felt when instead of a spear, in the side it felt the cold steel of a bullet in the back of its brain, when the last thing it saw was not the course dirt it had travelled for so many years of its life, but the form of an ancient enemy back again. Not even evolution could have saved you from the wretched west and its ever evolving death machines, they called you a monster, yet even in their sleep they made knives to kill you with if you ever stepped out of line.

got high and wrote this. its defoo not finished but i just liked it, its called soviets and mammoths

[charzeewrites]

My heart is so heavy that it's crushing my lungs. I cannot breathe.

[jimposts]

Snail: I don't know how friendship works but all I know is that it's about Th METS BBAY THE METS YEAH GET A HOME RUN