#I was gonna say Asher

[dawnofiight]

Guy after DEFINITELY not being a virgin.

[definitelynuwonhere]

I dunno if anyone has brought it up, but it came to my mind so 🤷🏻‍♂️

So we all know Milo’s officiating, leaving the spot for best man (I did mean it to be NB, ‘best pal just doesn’t roll of your tongue) pretty open.

ANd while Sam would be a very easy choice, I PERSONALLY, would like to think if they were going to choose, it’d be Darlin’.

With how they came back and started to rebuild their relationships with the pack, those two in particular. it just seems like the more meaningful choice for on both David and Asher’s part.

[soup-scope]

we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!

Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)

Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)

Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago

Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago

Aaron- 33 years old

David Shaw- 30 years old

Asher Talbot- 30 years old

Milo Greer- 30 years old

Lasko Moore- 29 years old

Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)

Huxley- 26

Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)

Damien- 24 years old

[ayakiiiii]

OFDGBEBG

DOUBLE WEDDING NEXT MONTH? HELLO????

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

okay so when i was very new to the pjo fandom i had alot of thoughts about being queer and being a half blood, so heres an old rant of mine edited a bit (alot) to be semi coherent and postable!

Being a half blood is by definition queer, not normal. Half bloods are unable to fit in with mortals, they're too different, too strange. Yet, they're able to find community at camp half blood, a place with others like them, others just as weird and different. I think this is something that resonates with alot of queer people, it's at the very least something alot of us have dreamed of or experienced something similar to.

Another thing that I think is worth mentioning is how we see, especially with Annabeth talking about her family–mortals sometimes almost demonizing half bloods, treating them as dangerous. Once again, in a way this speaks to alot of queer people. Being treated as dangerous for something you can not control, something that's just simply a part of who you are, the way you were born.

I think it might be worth mentioning how it's nearly impossible for a god to be cishet? Especially alot of the greek gods were as queer as can be. Humanity feels the need to fit themselves into boxes gods have no need for, half bloods i think fit right in the middle of that which i think might be a little reminiscent of how queer people are shoved into boxes that shouldn't exist by others around them.

I have no idea how to segue properly SO, MY FINAL POINT: The concept of being a half blood is something that i think speaks to alot of people, as a half blood you don't fit in, as a queer person you don't fit in; yet as either there are other's like you, a community that will welcome you with open arms.

tagging some people who might be interested: @agentwaffle @a-wondering-thought (i know you two want to see this) @genderfluidsgetguns @ssavinggrace (i just want you two to see this)

[myorgansaremelting]

Flip a coin except whatever it lands on is me doing what I want anyway

[ashercries23]

irl bestie recommending me a omegaverse klance fic at the end of 2023. the way i screamed what is happening /pos

[tedlebred]

just remembered Artemis Fowl exists

little Irish gremlin

[angelonasher]

ask game: red ?

"To anyone unaccustomed to the Hermitcraft server, a towering figure with threateningly curled horns and a glowing red eye looming silently just outside your doorstep at four am may alarm them."

[brutestrcngth]

Seven Deadly Sins

Bold those that apply to your muse:

Lust:desire for connection, pursuit of pleasure, emotional intelligence, obsessive, lovesick, one-night stand, seductive encounter, flirtatious conversation, revealing clothing, passionate gaze, provocative makeup, sensual expressions, suggestive gestures, flirtatious smiles, love letters, perfumes, provocative behavior, love poems

Gluttony: indulgence in experiences, savoring moments, hospitality, generosity, hedonism, culinary expertise, wine tasting, overloaded plates, bloated stomachs, messy eating, greasy fingers, full tables, overflowing cups, satisfied expressions, wine bottles, fast food wrappers

Envy: motivation, competitive spirit, strategic planning, observational skills, bitter, rivalry contest, envious gossip, resentment-filled argument, social media jealousy, furrowed brows, clenched jaws, side-eye looks, pursed lips, tense posture, whispering behind backs, crossed arms, gossip magazines, keeping up with the Joneses, the grass is always greener, feeling inadequate

Greed: resourcefulness, entrepreneurial spirit, negotiation, materialistic, aggressive investment, lavish spending spree, resource hoarding, get-rich-quick scheme, auction bidding war, property acquisition, piles of money, overflowing wallets, luxury items, locked safes, penny-pinching, rare collectibles, selfishness, unwillingness to share

Sloth:calmness, stress management, nonchalance, relaxation techniques, lethargic, apathetic, inactive, lazy weekend, binge-watching marathon, neglected chores, skipped workout, long nap, lounging on the couch, missed deadline, unkempt appearance, messy hair, pajamas, blankets, slippers, procrastination station, self-care routines

Pride: confidence, self-assurance, self-respect, dignity, public speaking, self-promotion, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, self-important, vain, boastful speech, puffed chest, raised chin, smug smiles, spotlight, tooting your own horn, showing off, refusing to admit mistakes, feeling entitled, personal branding, leadership development

Wrath: assertiveness, decisiveness, strength, intensity, boundary setting, courage, indignant, heated argument, physical altercation, angry outburst, clenched fists, glaring eyes, tense muscles, raised voices, reddened faces, aggressive gestures, stormy demeanor, intense frowns, destructive actions, broken objects, punching bag, out for blood, fists, simmering anger

tagged by: @returnedimage

tagging: GO. STEAL. THEFT.

[dawnofiight]

Presenting: David and Asher

Ft. Emo Asher

omg tag list: @ashertickler @professionallyyappin @moronkyne

[krispiecake]

soooo funny actually

[soup-scope]

asher @ angel

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

genuine question. what the FUCK is a situationship.

[myorgansaremelting]

I’m gonna sob

[ashercries23]

i don’t write fics very often, nor do i know anything about pottery. but the fact that there are only THREE fanfics on ao3 under the Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter tag that include the tag ‘pottery’, is absolutely insane.

so dear drarry writers, ESPECIALLY if you know about pottery, please add to those numbers. i’m absolutely shocked there isn’t more under that tag. i may write it myself cuz….wow.