#i’m very funny

[luoisalunitic]

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[iwantajaneaustenlife]

booth??? the thing that killed abe lincoln??? i’ll take the table thanks

[paintmegrey]

Sirius and Regulus only knowing how to get their crushes’ attention through arguments because that’s the only way they could get it from their parents. 😬

[ivyllamauwu]

[one-in-lemillion]

Luz: Why are you crying?

The Collector:

[sondheim-girly]

sleep deprivation: it’ll quench ya! Nothings quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!

[hole34]

check out my pinterest pookies i do fun thing

[soup-scope]

asher @ angel

[pnuk-r0ck]

Tom DeLonge voice Mark gives bad yead

[eddywoww]

To the anon who said dom eddie with school girl steve- IMAGINE the conversation that would happen previously- like Eddie’s just like “yk when we met I had this rlly weird idea” and Steve’s ofc is curious about it so when Eddie tells him the idea Steve’s immediately like “WELL- Time to do some ✨Shopping✨ {probably with robins help} to surprise him-”

Eddie casually ruining it by making Steve do mundane things because he thinks it’s funny.

But also yes, he would definitely go out of his way to fulfill Eddie’s fantasy because he’s the best boy ☺️

[geeneelee]

Me, handing Scratch’s ball to a companion: it’s your turn to walk the dog

[axychii]

Me when, me when me, when me, me when!!??

[wrennest]

call him Gary the way this Gygax on my cock

[kyn19]

For Sale: baby croc, abandoned

[saylorisoverboard]

make sure to follow me before i become a niche internet micro celebrity for my super awful and comedic posts on all different social media platforms!!!!

should i start actively posting on twitter too? i think that would be hella funny.

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third