#i’m very funny

[paintmegrey]

Sirius and Regulus only knowing how to get their crushes’ attention through arguments because that’s the only way they could get it from their parents. 😬

[iwantajaneaustenlife]

booth??? the thing that killed abe lincoln??? i’ll take the table thanks

[ivyllamauwu]

[one-in-lemillion]

Luz: Why are you crying?

The Collector:

[hole34]

check out my pinterest pookies i do fun thing

[soup-scope]

asher @ angel

[1driedpersimmon]

Like, 2 dds memes because I was thinking about it yesterday

[pnuk-r0ck]

Tom DeLonge voice Mark gives bad yead

[sondheim-girly]

sleep deprivation: it’ll quench ya! Nothings quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!

[eddywoww]

To the anon who said dom eddie with school girl steve- IMAGINE the conversation that would happen previously- like Eddie’s just like “yk when we met I had this rlly weird idea” and Steve’s ofc is curious about it so when Eddie tells him the idea Steve’s immediately like “WELL- Time to do some ✨Shopping✨ {probably with robins help} to surprise him-”

Eddie casually ruining it by making Steve do mundane things because he thinks it’s funny.

But also yes, he would definitely go out of his way to fulfill Eddie’s fantasy because he’s the best boy ☺️

[geeneelee]

Me, handing Scratch’s ball to a companion: it’s your turn to walk the dog

[eemoo1o-animoo]

My tumble hates me so marked as anon but I have no fear to share my name in connection to this particular occurrence 😈

Sebastian color reversal (so in white) just because of a particular tag in the one you did for Madame Red that said to request but know that Sebastian would be a challenge

I have the cropped screenshot but apparently I can’t actually add it into an ask, and so I can’t send that in with a note of “Sebastian in white just because of this”, but know that that’s what I envisioned to ask (ignore my aphantasia here a moment)

- Nyren (xe/xim)

Cheekily tagging: @tiredsystem-r-us 😈

Of course! Here:

[axychii]

Me when, me when me, when me, me when!!??

[wrennest]

call him Gary the way this Gygax on my cock

[kyn19]

For Sale: baby croc, abandoned

[saylorisoverboard]

make sure to follow me before i become a niche internet micro celebrity for my super awful and comedic posts on all different social media platforms!!!!

should i start actively posting on twitter too? i think that would be hella funny.