I am Gee. 28, US, They/them. Collection of nonsense and delights. I now know that teeth aren’t bones, I promise.
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog
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guy who talks about being into the aesthetics of old churches but it slowly becomes clear that he's talking about ethiopian orthodoxy
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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those dragon age origins mods that make the characters look like scene girls
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you know what they say, a cigarette a day keeps the plague away
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family spending quality time together
and clara being cute
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geopolitics is about having fun and being yourself
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embarrassing: this girl thought that glory and honor were real things and has only now realized that her death will be nothing but feeding a meaningless meatgrinder
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twice now in the past week i have successfully staved off the desire to order chinese by way of this simple cabbage recipe which embodies most of the things i am usually seeking in terms of flavor and vibe from the chinese restaurant (esp when paired with freezer dumplings or buns i can toss in the steamer but also i have just done chx strips on rice with it) and now i recommend it to you all
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this current run of elvis-themed gimmick blogs seem to have gotten elvis confused for johnny bravo
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they probably had a bunch of inside jokes after working together for a decade
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go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging
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