#I want to set him on fire
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Do you guys think Mephone eats like this since he has a screen for a face..
(Based off of chapter 2 of Testing Truths, by Kanatacs on Ao3) (the 2nd character is Fan btw)
#riptides art#mephone ii#ii mephone#ii mephone4#mephone4 ii#Mephone#mephone4#inanimate insanity#osc#art#ii#inanimateinsanity#object show#object show community#i’m going to lose my mind#I want to set him on fire
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Me and pookie having productive classes @nyx-xp
#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#baby bill cipher#he’s so squishable#I want to set him on fire
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When Ezra was introduced in Heartsong I really went from "this old man's gonna die and we'll all be sad about it" to "this old man's gonna die and we'll celebrate with fireworks" real fucking fast
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S01E02 Brother, Can You Spare A Brain? / S04E06 My Really Fair Lady
#i want to set him on fire#izombie#fandom#Blaine DeBeers#I'm experimenting with a new way to do captions and got a little excited with it (so if you have any gif suggestions...u kno :3
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thinking about neil straight up tossing his phone aside mid-makeout session 'cause he could nooot be bothered about his death sentence countdown. horny brain neil is so important to me
#he wouldve ignored the entire building being set on fire in that moment#and he would be right to#its so funny cuz being alone beside andrew his first thought wasn't even 'hmm i want 2 kiss him' he was literally doing homework#but the second andrew was like kissy time neil was like ok fuck literally everything else actually time to do the most important thing#in the world#beautiful#aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil
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imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.
#i’m saying this bc if i was his flatmate i KNOW i would be so nosy#like most of me and my flat mates were rlly close friends but there was one girl who wanted nothing to do w us#which i mean fair#but we still check to see what she’s up to on facebook and like send her life update posts to one another#so like imagine if ur reclusive flatmate became internet famous?? and he has thousands of ppl obsessed with him#even tho once you saw him set pasta on fire#(and now he’s trying to pretend it was someone else)#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#dnp#n says shit
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nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them
#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before…#I guess the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire#and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years#and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY#the only way to do the miscommunication trope right#hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out#zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end#the show is a romcom !!#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!
In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.
So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.
Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere#Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people#it shockingly has results#there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes#danny is the MOST reluctant body guard#he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem#sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say#he’s just there like#Hello Mr. Joker#have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you#I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck#also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like#well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho
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One of my favorite scenes of any of his films...
Vincent Price - Diary of a Madman (1963)
#vincent price#diary of a madman#fire#the horla#tw fire#guy de maupassant#i love this movie#so sexy#god i want him so bad#HNNNG#bicon#bisexual#icons#classic horror#horror classics#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#gif set#tw flash#flashing#flashing lights
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crazy how people will see bruce not wanting to kill because he knows he wouldn't stop and eventually would get out of control because he's severely mentally ill and they think "wow what a selfish asshole"
#bruce wayne#just my two cents here#imagine you went up to a firefighter that became a firefighter because someone set fire to his house and killed his family and you said#“why aren't you an arsonist burning down the houses of people that burnt down other people's houses?”#and said firefighter was like “if i burn down one house im going to burn down the entire city”#and you called him selfish#the only person who gets a pass on this is jason#also he revived the joker to save dick but no one wants to talk about that#he should have let someone else kill him yeah but people make mistakes#and everyone acting like he's the devil for that drives me crazy
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Hey, what makes a character a 'plot device but not a character'? And how do you not do that? I'm trying to do it on purpose but also I need to still make them interesting because it's on purpose, yknow?
A good skill to pick up is to learn to criticise criticism itself. A "plot device" is simply a thing that moves the plot along, it's a neutral literary analysis term! Usually, when people are angry that "a character has been used as a plot device," it doesn't mean they hate plot devices. It means they're gesturing at something deeper.
Runningwind and Bumble are equally plot devices in their deaths. They are both killed by the antagonist to escalate political tension. Runningwind is rarely "accused" of just being a plot device, and yet, we're talking about Bumble for the same thing.
So, why?
Well, Runningwind is just a background character, but in life, he was a part of the community. He was characterized as impatient but responsible. Yet, he wasn't SO important that he died with a bunch of unresolved plot threads.
He is mostly an extension of the entity of ThunderClan. His killing by Tigerstar, and the fear and paranoia that settles on the group after this, feel like a progression of the story insteas of something forced.
Bumble, on the other hand...
Is hated immediately by Gray Wing, when she's established as Turtle Tail's friend. Bumble's abuse at Tom the Wifebeater's hands invites even MORE investment. The rejection is shocking and upsetting. There's a story there about our main characters being imperfect; jealous, bigoted, and judgemental.
But, she is simply killed off. Everything they set up for this character is gone with little personalized fanfare. It's not a tragedy with a lesson about cruelty, or something anyone regrets.
It's just... plot. Gray Wing whinging that no one will like his shitty brother now that his body count is 2.
More than that, in the discussion of women in particular, "Fridging" was coined to give a name to the way women characters often don't get their stories told at all. There is a CULTURAL trend of female characters facing disproportionate violence, for the sake of advancing male plots.
Bumble has a lot going for her. Petal had a lot going for her. Turtle Tail had a lot going for her. Bright Stream had a lot going for her. When they died, they took their potential with them.
It's not always wrong to kill off a character of high potential, mind you. In Gurren Lagann, Kamina's death is sudden and shocking, leaving a massive hole in the hearts of the cast that never heals. Grappling with that loss, but also letting his memory fuel them, is a major theme of that story.
All that to say... there's no formula for avoiding it. You've gotta identify what the deeper issue is, in your specific narrative.
I can't say for certain what that will look like for your story, but here's some things I keep in mind;
When you make characters who exist to die, make sure they're people before you axe them.
Ask yourself; what about them does the cast miss?
If they just miss them because they were (pre-existing relationship), go back to the drawing board.
Fluttering Bird as an example. Who was she? Dead sister. Why do they miss her? Dead sister. No traits until after her death.
Runningwind was short-tempered and helpful. Kamina was a valuable leader who made people believe in a brighter future. Swiftpaw was fiesty and desperate to prove himself. The better characterized, the more profound the loss usually is.
If this is a female character who is dying just to serve the plot, be aware of cultural bias and tropes. How is the gender ratio looking in your cast? Is this happening disproportionately with your girls?
Note how Quiet Rain's litter had both a boy and a girl, but the girl was chosen to be "weaker" and wither away.
And how most of the time in DOTC, whenever a man had to be upset, a girl would get killed for it.
If you ever feel like the character on the chopping block is NOT a full character, ask yourself why it needs to be a character at all. You don't need to spend narrative time building out someone when a literal object of high value might suffice.
"My sister died when I swore to protect her and I can't face my family" = Old. Tired. Ive seen this.
"I lost my heirloom sword when I swore to protect it and I can't face my family." = Fascinating. Why was the sword so valuable? Will they really not take you back? How did you lose it?
When you do kill off "high value" characters, try to make sure you're not leaving too many plot threads hanging. Or at least make a point of how they will never get closure.
#Bones gives advice#These questions can be hard for me to advise on because making characters is one of the easy parts for me.#It's more the “working them into a story without overwhelming it” part#But making characters that are fun and interesting has always come naturally to me as a writer.#I just work out some fun dialogue and fill in what their wants and desires would be based on backstory#And the rest kinda fills itself out as the message and themes of my narrative forms.#In fact the thing that makes BB so easy for me to work on is having an existing “story template” in mind#I don't have to chart out the long term events in advance because I do have a full picture of what leads where#And what I want to say with each rework.#I've always been told I'm really good at killing off characters though#Especially in my RP days. I remember I singlehandedly turned a pretty standard 'escape from evil lab' plot into--#--a painful story about loyalty and suffering. I was the main villain and the escapees knew he would never give up.#Because he loved their master and believed fully in the idea of 'sacrifice for the greater good.'#Always friendly. Passionate. Would have been a dedicated leader in a slightly different setting.#They knew he would never want to actually hurt them so they had to trick him into trying to “coral” them with his fire powers on ice#He didn't know it was ice and melted through#I guess the thing I do is just... make them cool lmao. It's hard to give advice on this#''Draw the rest of the owl 4head''
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The Group Photo feat. Sam and Adam 🥹💙
All of my fav boys in one place 🥹
#plane just landed and this was the last video i had to share 🥹#guys. i was SO DAMN enthralled by Adam but didn't take a single picture because i didn't want to seem weird 🥺 be proud of me pls 🥺#i didn't really payed him much attention during the st set. But OH BOY. i really was so focused on bilmuri#but everytime he came to our side i just couldn't look away. they could've been setting a car on fire om stage and i wouldn't know#he was literally within an arm's reach. and at one point he took off his hat completely AND the hoodie#so my guy was walking around with loose hair and visible tattoos (with a t-shirt). pussy fresh serving millions#and sam 🥹 well. he a cutie pie#you can't see me in the group photo cus i'm LITERALLY behind the banner#but i made it in the back-to-back photo of iii and ivy on iv's post 🥹#i was there and my friends were there and it was amazing and beautiful and aaaaaaaaa#i need to do a recap once i'm actually home but. wow. what a show and what a way to *basically* end the year#sleep token#adamrossi#sam hallett#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#sleep token tog tour#london ritual
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i will never be normal abt cicero this is a promise. 8 years in a basement waiting for a voice that never comes. 8 years alone with nothing but cobwebs and a corpse you have to tend both on religious and practical levels. a duty solemn and sworn to people who are now dead - your only family - and a god whose existence is older than that of the gods most often worshiped. survivor of two sanctuaries destroyed or otherwise nonfunctional. a newcomer hears the voice you've been straining to hear for almost a decade. the self-doubt and the grief and the "why was i not chosen? was i not enough?" and the anger at the night mother smothered by the religious guilt at the anger. being angry and devoted at the same time and fiercely loyal and loving the very entity who passed over you for someone who knows nothing of your brotherhoods ways because they came into it in a sanctuary where all rite ritual and rules were tossed aside. they dont even know the tenets and yet they were chosen but you were loyal all these years and yet, yet, yet, yet. man.
#skyrim#cicero#cicero skyrim#tes v#tesblr#bishop.txt#anyways go listen to 'orestes' by A Perfect Circle because it is 1000000% a cicero song#'gotta cut away/clear away/snip away and sever this/umbilical residue/thats keeping me from killing you' AUGHHHHH#anyways. i want to put cicero in an air fryer. maybe it'd fix him#point is i think if i were in his position i would set the sanctuary on fire with the coffin in it. he has more restraint than i do.
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shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc
#witch hat tag#orufrey#the first image is qifrey dressed as that guy. i'm glad she has an inexplicable attachment to some dorky pokemon man like i do#someone was like 'wouldn't it make more sense for deanreldea to be the champion' .... well no. not in my world .#it maps onto magic skill. champions aren't like the Rulers of the land they're just the most skilled at this thing#oru as a burnt out champion who's gently encouraging a kid like coco to reach him one day means a lot to me. i like pokemon narratives#agott went shiny hunting for the same thing coco had but cooler - just to impress her. she really is a pokemon rival type girl#pushing myself to the limit to prove my worth to you - to get to the summit first so i'm waiting for you..#and then realising it wasn't just to be strong - i realised i started wanting to see your smile. i wanted you to have fun.#i think coco would defeat agott at the end of victory road and then defeat oru & i'll probably draw one last thing abt that at least..#the image is very cinematic..the dialogue and music in my mind..I WANT TO FACE ORU!!!!!!!!!!#the super cool insanely powerful awesome champion is the spouse of my professor and he gave me advice at the beginning...no way....#btw the elite four would be the sages which is perfect (and maybe easthies as the first guy?) evil Team Brimhats#coustas as their renegade gladion-type figure. the gym leaders would be like sun/moon and s/v combined#travelling around facing the best students from different classes - so jujy and eunie etc.#i've barely thought about 'teams' or anything bc i care amore about the narrative side of things always lol#but idk. tetia with a swirlix - eunie would be ghost type boy - riche with small things but also a ceruledge or a steelix something massiv#and brushbug would have a final form which is really long like an eastern dragon- fluffy and with wings like a fairy. It's beautiful to me#well anyway *tries to move on to the rest of life now the brief obsession has passed*#obviously oru would be fire-type tho and qifrey would be water-type and they set off together and traded their starters etc.....it goes on
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Rat Grinders D20 season idea: have all the PCs be played by people who have either never played DnD before or haven't played in years to really sale the "a bunch of teenagers wake up after a year of no control over their bodies or the memories of what they did and now they have to deal with being level twenty powerhouses without knowing how they got there" aspect of their characters.
#oisin tries to do calming breathing techniques and explodes the area around him with lighting by accident#ivys arrows are insane and she doesnt know how to stop setting them on fire#ruben just wants to write peaceful music and even that ends up killing people#they party cant stop one shotting npcs and they feel really bad about it#Dimension 20#Fantasy High#Oisin Hakinvar#Ivy Embra#Ruben Hopclap#Mary Ann Skuttle#Kipperlilly Copperkettle#Lucy Frostblade#technically this doesnt include them but i felt bad leaving them out
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the grocery shopping one??? i NEED to go shopping with haechan even tho i know he would annoy the shit out of me (i love him either way and i would let him annoy me) (this yearning shit is insane i need him)
the talk you’d have to have with haechan on the way to the store like dude you’ve got to reel it in. but also,,,you can’t pretend you aren’t internally 🥰💗✨🙇♀️🤍 over his focus on you. over the attention. over the love that passes his lips, is left behind by every touch like a hot, addictive stain. he’d be complimenting you the whole time and highlighting little mannerisms you don’t even notice, cooing. like the way you pinch your lip when your eyes scan the shelves, realizing the brand you prefer is missing. and the way your fingertip grazes the neckline of your shirt, drawing his eye to your collarbones and beauty marks—you have no idea you’re driving him insane. you’re literally looking for the best watermelon and apples without bruises. “my pretty, baby.” he’ll kiss your neck because he can’t help himself. because you’re so beautiful in your yoga pants, in his tee, with your hair up in something messy. your entire face flushes, eyes darting to the scene around you. “who cares if anyone sees? they’ll be jealous of you and me.” memories of your earliest days flash in your mind—your heartbeat is humbling beneath his dreamy gaze.
BUT,,,sometimes, your hand meets haechan’s chest, and you press his back into the display at the end of an empty aisle. his eyes widen. his pulse quickens. his lips part, waiting.
#set me on fire#haechan’s for the ones who crave attention but don’t want to ask for it#i want him#haechan blurbs#haechan fluff#nct dream blurbs#mail 🌙
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