#I want that shirt so bad

[tinderbox210]

I would also like to point out that while we all love Ethan’s epic t-shirt game, someone has obviously learned from the king...

Yes, that’s the Klingon punk band Hichmey nga'chuq ("Sex Phasers") from Picard on her shirt and I absolutely love it!!! 

[falloutboyfan18]

Take this to your grave new merch on their site is up

[bluecookiesabi]

Just saw a dude wearing a shirt with a bunch of mushrooms on it that said

MILF

MAN I LOVE FUNGI

[bakingmoomins]

saw this shirt yesterday while grocery shopping and im so sad bc it's only a kids size

[onlypans-dot-com]

wilson and house, respectively

[tiffycat]

Rockin some hyper specific fashion statements

(hat, shirt)

[kendallsroyco]

We don't talk enough about Matt losing his hearing in S2, Charlie portrayed the terror of that situation for Matt so perfectly

[seiwas]

cw: suggestive, just iwaizumi being hot in a muscle tee, use of 'baby', sweat, unedited sawry (this is my pure carnal desire for this man)

iwaizumi hasn’t worn a muscle tee in years—

it hangs off him like a singular piece of cloth, haphazardly cut to show off as much skin as possible. slutty, the way mattsun and makki had intended for it to look when they gifted it to him in his third year of college.

which, to be fair, maybe he was one—a slut, that is. whoring himself out completely with those ‘subtle’, ‘lowkey’ thirst trap instagram stories on his fitness account. the way his skin flushed a darker peach after your joint gym days was always borderline inappropriate, the strands of his hair sticking up in what you could easily mistake as sweat-matted sex hair.

iwaizumi’s muscle tee days are well associated with him being the image of absolute sin.

but it was all for you anyway: the instagram stories he set on ‘close friends’ only, the hours he kept free so he could align his gym schedule to yours—

“oh! that’s perfect!” you beam at him, your smile completely unaware.

“yeah. it all worked out…” he casually brushes it off.

—it was oikawa's idea in the first place.

"you have to sell yourself better iwa-chan," the brunet whines over the phone.

and so he did; followed every embarrassing idea oikawa came up with, posed and posted in ways extremely un-iwaizumi, and stocked up on muscle tees. a lot of them. only for him to be called—

"simp," oikawa snorts on the call. iwaizumi groans, rolling his eyes.

—"baby," you stop dead in your tracks, your breath on hold.

yeah, he thinks, it was all worth it because this is what you call him now.

"is that—?" you inch closer, mouth falling slightly open. he thinks there are stars in your eyes as you ask, "are you wearing—?"

oh.

iwaizumi looks down at the muscle tee hanging off his body and feels a little bit exposed. he just came from the gym and he hasn't worn a muscle tee in years, his collection of them having dwindled over time. the only reason he kept this one is because of its sentimental value, and the fact that it came from makki and mattsun.

compression shirts are his thing now, which you approve of very much, but you're both in the middle of moving, and some of his clothes are still in boxes.

you approach him slowly, "is this a comeback?" the smirk on your face grows when you reach him, your hands fiddling with the fabric.

this is the same muscle tee he was wearing the first time you told him you loved him.

he moves away before you can come any closer.

"sweaty," he scrunches his nose as he takes your hands into his, kissing your fingertips.

you scoff, pressing yourself right into his chest, "even better."

your hands cling to his sides, slipping underneath the damp cotton of his muscle tee as you rake your fingers down planes of taut muscle. he shivers, breath hitching as the heat travels up his body, flushing the sides of his neck deep peach.

you peer up at him and grin, placing small pecks at the areas of his collarbone that peek through.

fucking—

his hands grip your waist, keeping you in place as he tilts his head low, lips grazing just the tip of your ear.

"don't tease," he warns, voice low and hoarse, but his hands show no signs of moving away.

notes: i would like to thank @pastelle-rabbit for asking me the hardest question of all time, otherwise this little blurb wouldn't exist

[nightbeamed]

RAINE WHISPERS I LOVE YOU

[boatemboys]

one of the greatest tubbo fits of all time btw

[saintaviator]

Some Benrey and Tommy, or Joshua with anyone interactions perhaps? :0

yoooooo we’ve got the high ground hahaaaa

[saetoshis]

FUUUCKKKKKKK

[luuxxart]

i’m not saying there’s pepsi in miyu’s eggnog recipe. but like. i’m not not saying it

[khaopybara]

what if i told you i'm into... bondages and whips?

KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 3 of THE HEART KILLERS

[luckyturt1313]

redrew this beautiful picture for undertale's 8th anniversary.

there has never been any picture better than this, i'm in love with it.

[idiotgojo]

★ ! Gojo acting all innocent before he takes away your ability to walk