#I want a goofy ahh partner like them

[radio-ghost-cooks]

this is lowkey a tensimm drabble bc I am thinking abt ✨️them✨️

tags: thoschei, 14th doctor, simm!master (somehow), they/them pronouns for the Doctor, he/it pronouns for the Master, academy era names, fluff, really just tooth rotting fluff, domesticity, cuddling, a little hurt/comfort, they get to see the stars guys

thinking abt thoschei but with 14

thinking abt the Master showing up on 14's doorstep one day with tears in his eyes and begging for a new start. he's so tired of being opposing forces. he's so tired of hurting each other. he wants to see the stars with them. finally.

besides... it's not even supposed to be alive right now. it should still be a tooth. but it isn't. because here it is. and yeah, they both reason, that's totally a valid reason to start living together for the first time since they were kids. because one of them is No Longer Stuck In A Tooth and they're both pretty much retired, honestly.

thinking abt them getting used to each other again. they didn't exactly separate on friendly terms. but being stuck in someone's mouth for years and suddenly having a relaxed existence kind of makes you forgive and (mostly) forget. the Master doesn't really know what to do with himself on Earth. what is there to do around here? break things? read? sit in silence?

thinking abt the Doctor and the Master trying to learn to skate (with Donna and Rose laughing at the both of them the entire time). the Doctor and the Master scaling a big ol tree in the middle of the woods and shouting from the top of it because yeah, that sounds like a totally normal pastime! it was surprisingly fun! the Doctor realizing they can keep their partner (boyfriend? husband?? joyfriend???) entertained rather easily with one of those cheap plastic easter eggs that you fill with candy. according to it, snapping it open feels like breaking something.

which is only mildly concerning.

thinking abt Donna giving the Doctor a picnic hamper and them immediately taking the Master out to Somewhere In Space to just sit and look at the stars and eat. the Doctor explains that it's called a "picnic date" and they're supposed to be very romantic indeed. the Master just flings a spoonful of potato salad at them and cackles as he himself is whacked with a dinner roll.

"I said this was supposed to be romantic, love!" the Doctor shouts, flopping down onto his back and laughing like a fool. "love?" the Master asks, "do you call me that now?" the Doctor just shrugs. "I suppose I do now, yeah." the Master lays down next to them and mumbles, "I'm still fond of Koschei."

and just like that the Doctor melts into a fucking puddle as they roll onto their side and kiss the Master while it complains about getting salad cream on its face. they're just humming "Koschei. my Koschei," and nuzzling into its hair for a few minutes before the Master tucks itself into the Doctor's side and purring (yes, it can purr), "Theta... missed this. missed you."

thinking abt the two of them cuddling in the doorway of the TARDIS in the middle of space with pink-purple-blue galaxies swirling just beyond the walls of the blue box and splitting a takeout container of chips.

thinking abt them and I'm going feral

[loganhowlettsmybf]

smut alphabet

pairing: logan howlett x f!reader

warnings: well smut; mdni 18+

a/n: ahh so i've never done these before so i don't know if i did this right but i hope it's still enjoyable🫶🏻 (for anon<3)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

logan is surprisingly tender after sex. he has a rough exterior, but when it comes to aftercare, he’s all about making sure you’re comfortable. he’ll hold you close, tracing lazy circles on your skin, whisper soft words, and keep you warm with his body heat.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)

logan loves your neck and shoulders. there's something about the vulnerability of that area that drives him wild, plus he enjoys leaving little marks there, staking his claim. he also has a thing for your hands, especially when they’re gripping onto him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

logan doesn’t hold back, and when he’s close, it’s intense. he’s not picky about where, but he does love finishing inside you, but he’s also turned on by seeing it on your skin—your belly, chest, or even your thighs. it’s all about the mark of intimacy for him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

logan has a secret thing for public sex—the thrill of potentially getting caught excites him. Whether it’s an alley or a quiet spot in the woods, the added risk only intensifies his desire.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

logan has lived a long life, so he’s incredibly experienced. he knows his way around the bedroom and can be both a gentle lover and an intense one, depending on what you need.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves positions where he can maintain eye contact and be close, like the missionary with your legs wrapped around him, but he also loves taking you from behind. there’s something primal about it that appeals to his more animalistic nature, and it allows him to get deep and close.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

logan is usually serious during sex, but not without the occasional smirk or growl that hints at his enjoyment. he might make a dry, humorous comment if the moment calls for it, but he’s more focused on the connection and pleasure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

logan is naturally a bit hairy, but he keeps himself well-groomed. He doesn’t go overboard, as he’s comfortable with his natural state, but he ensures everything is maintained.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

logan is deeply intimate during sex. he’s all about eye contact, soft touches, and deep kisses. his animalistic side might come out, but he’s always making sure you feel loved.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

logan doesn’t masturbate often, given his high sex drive and preference for being with you, but when he does, it’s usually because he’s away from you. it’s quick, efficient, and filled with thoughts of what he wants to do with you next.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

logan has a bit of a primal kink. he enjoys rougher play, like light biting, scratching, and being dominant. he enjoys being in control and might have a slight possessive kink—wanting to mark you as his in some way, whether with love bites or something more. he’s also into scent and will often bury his face in your neck or hair to breathe in your natural smell, finding it incredibly arousing.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

logan loves the outdoors. there’s something about the freedom of nature that excites him. a secluded spot in the woods is one of his favorite places to get intimate, where he can let his wild side out without any restrictions.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

logan gets turned on by your scent, your voice, and the sight of you (especially when you’re in his clothes). He’s also deeply motivated by your pleasure—seeing you lost in the moment is a huge turn-on for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he wouldn’t do anything with you when you’re unconscious (like drunk, asleep). he just can’t do that to you. he also wouldn’t put you in real danger, or do something that you’re uncomfortable with.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

logan loves giving as much as receiving. he loves going down on you, taking his time, he enjoys the taste of you and the way you respond to his tongue. when receiving, When receiving, he loves the sight of your mouth on him, the sensation driving him crazy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

logan’s pace varies depending on the situation. he can be slow and sensual, savoring every moment, or fast and rough when his primal instincts take over. either way, he’s always in control, making sure the experience is just as intense for his partner as it is for him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

logan isn’t opposed to quickies, especially when the situation calls for it. he finds them exciting and spontaneous but prefers taking his time when he can.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

logan is definitely willing to experiment and take risks. he enjoys trying new things and isn’t afraid of pushing boundaries, as long as it’s consensual and safe.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

logan has incredible stamina thanks to his healing factor. he can go multiple rounds and last as long as you need him to. he doesn’t tire easily and often has to make sure you’re satisfied before he even considers stopping.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

logan isn’t against using toys, especially if they’re something that brings you pleasure. he might be more old-school in his approach, preferring to rely on his own skills, but he’s open to incorporating toys if it enhances the experience for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

logan can be a bit of a tease, especially if he’s in a playful mood. he enjoys building up the anticipation, making you beg for more before finally giving in. it’s all part of the thrill for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

logan is more on the growly side rather than loud. he grunts, groans, and occasionally lets out a deep, throaty moan. he’s not shy about letting you know when something feels good, and his voice tends to get lower and more gravelly the more intense things become.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

logan has a soft spot for slow, lazy mornings in bed. despite his rough exterior, he enjoys the occasional slow and tender session, where he can take his time exploring every inch of your body, making the most of the quiet intimacy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

logan’s body is a masterpiece of rugged masculinity. his muscular build is covered in scars. he’s thick in all the right places, with a size that’s more than satisfying.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

logan has a high sex drive, partly due to his animalistic nature. he’s always ready for action, especially when it comes to you. the attraction he feels is intense, and it doesn’t take much to get him going.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

logan doesn’t fall asleep right away. after sex, he’s usually still alert, keeping watch over you until he’s sure you’re comfortable and safe. only then does he allow himself to relax and drift off, often with his arms still protectively around you.

[servingrobin]

Hihi, hope ur doing well😽 can I request nsfw alphabet for ussop pls and ty😸

Ahh my first Usopp request thank you!!! Love this sweet boy

✨requests open✨

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Will go with whatever you ask - you want a warm towel, cuddles and tea? All yours. You’d prefer a little kiss and sleep? Absolutely. Usopp is all about making you happy

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Under ‘boob guy’ in the dictionary would be a picture of Usopp - he loves all breasts, no matter what size, and would spend his life using them as pillows if you let him. Quite memorably did almost pass out the first time you took your shirt off in front of him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Over your chest was the preference to start with, which eventually became covering your face and cheeky grin

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Accidently spied on you in the bath once - didn’t realise you were in there and almost walked in, took him a good few minutes to leave. It was way before you’d both gotten together and still featured in his wet dreams (specifically your breasts all soapy)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Let’s be real this guy will tell you his body count is in the hundreds - but really has only ever kissed on girl and you will almost 100% be his first (esp pre ts) - you think it’s adorable

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Standard missionary, you feel so good wrapped around him and he loves being able to look down at you.

Also cowgirl for obvious tits in face reasons

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Was very serious at first but realised how much he adored your lusty giggles and suddenly it was a comedy show

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Black curls tightly nestled, trims it up but not religiously (they’re all pirates dunno what you guys are expecting)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very sweet and overly romantic, took one too many tips from Sanji seriously and now treats every occasion like prom

J = Jack off (masturbation)

Regular occurrence, especially before you got together, sees it as a bodily function like anything else

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pulling on his hair drives him crazy, shibari (man can tie knots like a sailor given he is one), overstimulation, praise (giving and receiving),

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Reserved for the bed, Usopp thinks any time with you is sacred and doesn’t want even a chance of someone else seeing you like that

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Low cut tops do it for him, especially when you know you’ve got his attention - bending down in front of him, spilling water down your front, bikinis in the summer sun

Also: bright lipsticks, heels, a good shot, capable fighters, begging

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degrading or humiliation, it’s just not for him, also anything public/exposed

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Usopp loves the taste of your pussy but definitely prefers receiving, especially if it comes with a titjob

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and romantic is his vibe, will have you screaming for him with the slowest of thrusts

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not the biggest fan of a quickie, likes to be able to show your body appreciation and love, but won’t say no if you fancy it

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Happy to try most things once, especially if you’re keen, anything involving other people is a no go though

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Fairly quick to cum but can go three-four rounds with ease before satisfied

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Anything that brings you pleasure - Usopp will try out new toys all the time and in more creative moments will also try making them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a tease by nature, prefers mutual pleasure and extending that as long as possible

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Low grunts and whines in your ear, soft moans and whispered praise “good girl…. Taking it so well for me…. Such a pretty little thing on my cock.”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Really wants to fuck in the water at least once, they’re surrounded by it every day he definitely wants to see you soaking wet, clothes sticking in all the right places, frosted nipples tenting out the fabric, while Usopp is swimming underneath you, cock thrusting up enthusiastically into you as you splash at him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Exceedingly long but not too thick, easily kisses up against your cervix without really trying

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Wants you all the time, but not necessarily just sex. Just as desperate for sweet kisses and snuggled hugs

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will make sure you’re happy and satisfied, then falls into a naturally light sleep, one arm slung over your waist

[trendywaifus]

hello !! could i request sfw and nsfw relationship headcanons for tingyun ? i love her so much but there’s not a lot of content for her </3

there isn’tttttt, i wish we had more content for herrr and you’re only one who reqed for her! gahhhh! yae and tingyun’s designs are so good, I love fox girls :>

— well well, you managed to swoon tungyun, why aren’t you lucky! as good as she is in dealing with people everyday as the amicassador and keeping her feelings at check so often, she never expected herself to fall in love with you. then again, how could she not when you’re so wonderful? you’re like a breath of fresh air.

— tingyun is a affectionate partner and she sees no reason to hide the fact that you’re her lover. honestly, i see people interested in her on the daily because of how well-spoken and beautiful she is but too bad her heart is only for one person!

— she loves chilling with you in the sleepless earl tea house. tingyun has so many stories to share and most of em consist of how goofy some of the locals can be. she still can’t believe that someone told her she looks like she’s related to a fox shrine maiden on some novel that she’s never heard before. you want to know why they even thought that? because she’s also a “ fox woman “ who has the “ same aesthetic” as the aforementioned maiden. that gotta be racist right?

— she loves cuddles after a long day! tingyun relishes at the thought of resting her head on your chest while you stroke her ears and scratch around the base of them, the feeling is like sweet heaven. she purrs, her brown tail swaying side to side in delight.

— has a thing for neck kisses, or hell your neck in general! kissing at the sensitive spots on your neck and feeling you shiver against her makes her feel a type of way. she wants to mark you so bad but she can’t, it’ll expose too much. she rather mark you in places only she can see.

— she def scents you, yup that’s right, gatekeeping yo ahh. if non-foxian tries to flirt with you or anybody in that matter, they’re met with a immediate passive-aggressive verbal attack from her.

— tingyun lets you groom her fur!! it’s one of her fav activities with you. she finds it so domestic when y’all sit and you comb her tail with delicacy. sometimes she gets so happy, she wags her tail and it ends up swiping against your nose. tingyun scrambles to apologize to you while you sneeze nonstop.

“ a-ah, i’m so sorry darling! “ tingyun quickly turns around to you sneezing, she smiles sheepishly. “ it appears like my tail has a mind of its own it, h-haha! “ your sneezes dies down after a few moments and she takes the chance to cup your cheek, tracing circles against your cheekbone apologetically. “ i’m fine, yunyun’, no need to apologize. “ you send her a reassuring smile, kissing the inside of her wrist. your hands found her waist, “ though, may i have a kiss for compensation? “ tingyun giggles, dropping her hand to your thighs and motioned closer to your face, her jade eyes sparking with mischief. “ gladly, my love. “

nsfw

— switch. she’s a switch but she’s leaning towards the submissive side though. tingyun enjoys being spoiled if it’s by you! it’s part of her nature to shamelessly indulge herself in certain things like this. oh, how she loves it when you lure her in by the waist, traveling your hand near her tail and describe to her how much you want her laid out on the bed seeing stars.

— loves it when you praise her while she’s giving you head, pleasuring you by rubbing her pussy against yours, or when you’re deep inside of her. when you tell her how good she’s doing with that enticing smile on your lips it drives her crazy.

— if you merely play with her tail and ears with a lil technique, she’ll cum on the spot. she’s sensitive in the right hands.

— tingyun’s a scratcher, she doesn’t do it intentionally but she claws at your back or anything she can get her hands on. she’ll sulk if she ruins one of her fav sheets and blankets. if she scratches your back to the point of bleeding, she makes up for it x100. she tries to cut her nails every so often to avoid it.

— oh, did i say that tingyun’s also a creamer?

[cheolsfae]

𓆦 SKZ as your bf

Requested: No

Genre: Fluff 'n stuff

Warning(s): None

He's a busy bee

Requests are open!

Chris

You would be there with him in the studio listening to whatever he'd been working on.

He'd liked it when you hung out with him like this, it was relaxing for him

He'd often ask your opinion on it and he'd take whatever you had to say to heart

Though on his off days, he'd spend all day in bed with you sleeping. If it wasn't napping together, it was movie watching

He loved to be all snuggled up on you.

He loved it when he got the chance to lay on your stomach with you running your fingers through his hair

You'd like it too when he did it to you.

That. Was. Daily.

It was a bit of a must, especially if he had a particularly hard day!

I don't think he would be the jealous type

But maybe a little bit when you were giving someone a little more attention than him.

He would slightly pout about it.

You, of course, would be glued back to his side and smother him in kisses whenever he pouted like that.

So cute!!

Minho

We know he isn't one for a whole lot of physical affection except when it comes to Felix

So I don't think he'd be very physically affectionate

Every other way, absolutely

He'd clown on you, though.

You'd mispronounce a word and he'd repeat it back to you the exact you had. Jokingly mocking you and making goofy faces.

He'd jokingly say he'd preferred the cats over you all the time!

You'd tease him back the same way.

This type of humor was his love language!

Cooking together was a big thing with you guys.

It was your favorite thing in the world to do with him

I think he would be a little over protective of you.

Not like in a toxic way.

Someone raised their voice at you a tiny bit? He'd be there scolding them back and telling them never to do that again like a parent

Ahh so cute🥰

Changbin

1st things first!

When I tell you this man is just so cute?

You wouldn't believe me

Ugh my heart!

Anyway, he loves you so much

Physical touch is his #1 love language. We know this.

It had been a long day for him. He needed to see you.

As soon as he laid eyes on you, he'd tackle you into the biggest hug he could possibly conjure up.

Forehead kisses were a must when he was in a mood like this.

Big wholesome baby

Snack runs anytime of the day.

5 in the morning? Hell yeah he'll go and get you something to snack on! Odds are he's kind of snack-y too lmao

At night, he'd like to be the small spoon and your legs had to be tangled up together otherwise you weren't close enough!

Just a big pile of cuddles and affection, this man

Hyungjin

This man would want to spoil you rotten.

Dates at least 2 times a week were a must

They were always really romantic!

"You don't need to go all out every time!" You'd told him

He scowled at you, patting your head, "Its a good thing you're pretty"

You looked at him dumbfounded, "what's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing, only that my partner doesn't think that they deserve the world!"

He'd really like to pick out outfits for you for these really romantic dates!

He really loved it when you would wear it, God, was he a good personal stylist lol

When he was stressed out from work, you would be the first person he'd call!

He didn't want to talk to anyone else but you!

Your voice brought him so much comfort!

Seeing your face pop up on the screen would immediately improve his mood!

You were his little angel!

You could do no wrong in his eyes!

Jisung

This would be the most goofy relationship!

Sometimes he'd have you laughing until you cry

He wouldn't even have to do much of anything and he'd have you scream laughing

He was a little clumsy, but so were you.

One time, you guys had gone hiking and he slipped a little on some ice and went sliding down into a little pile of snow at the bottom of the little hill

Of course you asked if he was okay first before laughing about it.

When he assured you he was okay, you were dying of laughter. It was hurting!

Whenever you fell, he'd be laughing his butt off but would be there helping you up afterward.

Pet names were a thing!

His favorites to call you were honey, baby, turtle dove, stinker...

I never said they were normal

Of course you had some for him too!

Those were more...normal than what he'd picked for you! Lmao

Felix

The best emotional support type of partner you could ever ask for.

You had a God awful day? Boy was right there, snuggling up to ya!

Baking you something sweet to end the terrible day on.

He was just a little sweetie-pie!

You'd do the same for him, he was having a rough day.

You ended up making him some cupcakes

And you'd put up a little fort for you both in the livingroom

You had the TV set up for some video games

He walked in, seeing what you had done for him, he'd well up a little

"I love you so much!"

He'd dot you in all the little kisses he could!

Hdfheje💕

Seungmin

PLAYFULLY BULLYING EACH OTHER WAS A THING

This was a daily occurrence!

"You stink. Don't cuddle me. You're all sweaty."

"I don't stink! You stink!"

"Dude, I smelled you as soon as you walked in the door!"

Little goofy arguments like this

I don't think he's huge on pda but when you two are alone

Oh my God, you cannot get this man to stay away from you for too long.

He's sticking to you like glue!

You wouldn't have it any other way though!

At night, he would be big spoon.

He liked having you wrapped up in his arms 💕

I think he's a little more protective of you than he let's on

Because he would pull you really close to him when walking down a busy sidewalk.

It wasn't even that busy. But he insisted on it!

Jeongin

Competitiveness in video games.

You guys would have bets all the time with these things

"If I win, you buy dinner tonight." That type of thing

I think he's a bit of a nose kisser. Does that make sense?

He'd like to give you little nose kisses! It was his favorite way to give affection to you.

When he was anxiousn he'd take your hand and trace the veins and the lines in your palms to soothe himself.

You liked it because it meant you brought him some sort of comfort in these times!

Really sweet! 💕

[essenceeater]

"You're ridiculous, I love it." Hanzo Hasashi x GN!Reader.

"I don't see the asks button so I would like to politely request for some goofy ahh Scorpion Hcs because I’m amazing 😘😘😘"

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME MY REQUESTS WERE OFF?? I SWEAR I TURNED THEM ON. Anyways a lovely fic for my friend @krysphycookiez this is specifically MK11 Hanzo. I hope you enjoy this. This is a mix of romantic and goofy headcanons with a small oneshot. The reader and Hanzo are married cause I said so. -Chaos

Characters: Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion

Triggers: None that I can think of? Lmk if anything should be tagged here. It's Mortal Kombat, you know what to expect ig?

Requested: Yes

🔓Requests are open at the moment🔓

Link to rules

🔥Hanzo Hasashi, is known for his strong and complex personality. He's a very passionate man, but he's a little goofy when it's just you around.

🔥 Hanzo is fiercely loyal, and in a relationship, he would prioritize his partner's safety and well-being. He'd go to great lengths to protect them. He's seen things he doesn't want you to witness, it would break his heart honestly.

🔥Despite his combat prowess, Hanzo is a terrible cook. GOD AWFUL. His attempts at making a simple sandwich often lead to hilarious disasters in the kitchen. YOU'D THINK FOR BEING ABLE TO CONTROL FIRE HE'D BE PERFECT BUT NO. He's not allowed near ANY kitchens.

🔥 Y'know his friendship finisher? He has a hidden collection of cute plush toys, which he claims are "for training purposes only." He cuddles with them when no one is around. One time you walked in and he was in a huge pile of these plushies, to which you got dragged down into.

🔥Outside of his usual outfit I feel like he dresses like a homeless man 🧍‍♂️

🔥I feel would keep an air of mystery around him, making his partner curious about his past and his fire like abilities. He wouldn't want to involve you in the past even if he's still clinging to it.

🔥Despite this his fiery nature would translate into a passionate and intense love. He'd express his feelings with great emotion.

🔥YOU GET FLOWERS EVERY MONTH BUT SOMETIMES THE STEMS ARE A BIT BURNT.

🔥Despite his agility and combat skills, Hanzo is notoriously clumsy in his everyday life. He often trips over his own feet, slips on banana peels, and crashes into things when not in battle. Imagine you watched him fight someone with no problems, he turns to give you a kiss or something like that and he trips over nothing.

🔥Being serious for a moment, I feel like he will definitely train his partner. God forbid he's not around to defend you and something happens, he doesn't want history to repeat itself.

"My love what are you doing?"

The Earthrealm's warriors were used to the relentless training, the brutal battles, and the life-or-death scenarios. But there was one thing they couldn't quite wrap their heads around Hanzo's newfound obsession: cupcakes.

You were lounging in the living room of your shared home, scrolling through your tablet when you heard an unusual sound coming from the kitchen. Following the curious noise, you discovered your husband furiously whisking a bowl of batter, his mask hanging by his side as if it was just another day at the bakery he doesn't work at.

"What's going on here?" you asked, trying to stifle a laugh as you watched him struggle with a mixer.

Hanzo looked up, his fiery gaze locking onto you but he looked like a dear in headlights. "I have discovered the art of cupcakes," he declared, his voice as serious as ever.

You couldn't help but burst into laughter. "Honey, you're not allowed in the kitchen but you're making cupcakes?"

"Yes," he replied, determination in his eyes. "I was bored..." He mumbled as an excuse, but just the other day you and a friend were talking about wanting cupcakes.

Scorpion continued to wrestle with the mixer as you decided to step in. Gently taking the mixer from his hands with a soft chuckle. Together, you managed to create a lumpy cupcake batter that was a mix of all sorts of ingredients he had found in the kitchen. There were sweet and savory items like ketchup, chocolate chips, and even some mysterious spices. Did you know that? Absolutely not, is that for the better? You'll find out.

With a wink, you handed Hanzo a tray of cupcake liners. "Time to get these in the oven."

He nodded, but then his gaze fell upon the oven as he frowned. "How do I make it... bake with love?" he asked, looking genuinely puzzled. Causing you to giggle in amusement, causing him to break his confused mask he put up and laugh with you.

You smiled and set the oven to the right temperature. As you popped the tray into the oven. Hanzo stepped back, his memory flooding with flashbacks to the last time he used the oven.

A few minutes later, you were both treated to the smell of something that was part chocolate chip cookie, part ketchup-flavored cupcake wafting from the oven. You couldn't help but exchange a look and burst into laughter once again.

Your husband, however, couldn't go back to being serious, he was smiling like a child. "We shall call these 'Kombat Kupcakes,' a deadly delicacy," he announced with pride.

As you both sampled the cupcakes, your taste buds were assaulted by a strange combination of flavors. They weren't the best cupcakes, but there was no denying the effort Hanzo had put into making them.

And in that moment, you couldn't help but think, "You're ridiculous, Hanzo, but I love it."

As the two of you sat there, munching on the bizarre creations, you realized that even a fearsome fire bending ninja like Scorpion had a goofy and endearing side, one that you cherished above all else.

"You're still not allowed to use the kitchen."

"Oh come on I'm not a child!"

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[kennysboxergf]

Can you do a Sharky nsfw alphabet? Your Niko one was really good

Alphabet ~ Sharky

Thanks for the kind words <3 weirdly Sharky reminds me of my first crush in this photo 🤨

⚠️smut warning⚠️

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He would maybe clean the two of you up if he can find anything nearby and maybe not if he can’t. He loves cuddles!! So much!! He’s just wrapping himself around you like a koala afterwards. He also reminds you to get up and pee and then you can clean yourself up too. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partners)

My boy Sharky got long ahh fingers so he probably loves how good he can make you feel with them.

And he is a THIGH man. Thighs thighs thighs!! He loves getting his face squashed between them, feeling their weight and pressure as he eats you out.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

My boy loves to see your face as you cum. Adores it. Makes sure every position you’re in he can see your face as he gets you to orgasm. Regarding his own, he doesn’t really care where he comes, on you, in you, no care.

D = Dirty secret (self explanatory, a secret of theirs)

He would totally be into dirty talk but he doesn’t wanna offend you or ask you about it so you wouldn’t find out until a whole while into your relationship. (Come on he listens to Frank Ocean like religiously guys)

E = Experience (how experienced are they)

He’s not inexperienced per say but he hasn’t tried anything wild with other people. He would be experiencing a lot of new feelings with you.

F = Favourite position 

Cowgirl. Yes I know again but back to him wanting to see you cum thing. There you go.

G = Goofy (are they more serious or goofy at the moment?)

Ok so it’s unintentional goofiness here. Like he’s not trying to crack jokes but he's nervous so he’s just like making awkward dad jokes and you just need to reach up and kiss him so he shushes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they)

He’s deffo got hair but he keeps it groomed. He’s pretty big on it actually and it’s always nice and tidy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

He would try so hard to be close to you because he craves it but I imagine he’s so sensitive and he just can’t handle it. He’s trying to but he’s too lost in the pleasure to. He’s still focused intently on you, but mostly on how you’re making him feel.

J = Jack Off (masturbation head canon)

Quick and simple. He would think of any of the times you’ve been together and get it over with for stress relief. He only ever really stretches it out when he’s with you. But he does think of you as his hand works the head of his cock.

He would not moan too loud even if he’s alone. Small gasps and whimpers and silent moans.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He might be interested in pain, ever so slightly. Did you see the lie detector video? He would be willing to try it and maybe even be into it a little.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Only in bedrooms and maybe hotel rooms. Maybe. He’s not very comfortable with people knowing you fucked so he tries to keep it in his pants until you’re alone.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A lazy night snuggling on the couch watching a movie, or baking in the kitchen. He loves when he feels at home with you, when he knows you truly love each other or are comfortable with each other. That's when he turns the tables and starts acting up.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do)

Wouldn’t wanna degrade you. No calling you a slut or nothing because he doesn’t think of you like that. 

Not water sports but I think that consistent over all the boys. (Except filly bcus for some reason he knows all the terms for this kinda thing 🤨)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

Preference for giving. Man lives to please you. And he loves the way you taste the noises you make and the way your thighs envelope him. Only thing missing is he can’t see your face but it’s ok he’ll make it up by going again.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Slow boy. He loves talk his time with it, being gentle and telling you how much he loves you as his cock slowly moves in and out of you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often)

Nah he don’t like them. You’re too exposed in a risky location and he doesn’t think it counts if it’s quick like that.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks)

He’s pretty game but he never really brings things up. If you do he’ll try it but he doesn’t take any risks of his own. And he somehow always has condoms any way so. He carries them in his bag, pockets, suitcases when you’re travelling, you name it. He always has them.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

He prefers one round slowly to 2 quick rounds. So his nights last only one round but that round can stretch for a while. Unless the two of you wanna go the whole night then he’s definitely up to multiple rounds.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)

I think he would like toys. Like a precursor to when he comes in and pleases you himself. Like he’s trailing a vibe up and down your folds before he goes in with his tongue.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He does like teasing because it stretches the moment out. He would cover simple lines up and down your thighs until you whine his name and then he would give in and pull your pants down. He’s not unfair per say but he does tease.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Doesn’t like making noises that are too loud. Would bite his lips and inner cheek to hold them in. High pitched moans and whimpers, whines and panting. But it’s all quiet. He also definitely gasps as he enters you.

W = Wild Card (get a random head canon for the character of your choice)

He would fuck to Frank Ocean. On occasion mans has started dancing during sex and you pulled your clothes on and left the room.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Ok y’all I’m sorry but he’s pretty average I would say. 5-6 inches and skinny. But he can work with it, don't worry.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sharky makes a lot of sex jokes but he’s not very active. He only really gets in the mood at night and when he’s comfortable. He doesn’t do it too often but he does it good.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly. He is very tired after all the simulation and he’s basically out within 15-20 minutes. That’s why he loves to fuck when he can’t sleep as well, the sex and then he can actually go to sleep.

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here it is, AJ is next! And I’m working on requests!

as always requests are open and please come by and say hi <3

[southangel]

hii i love your works sm!! i hope ur doing well ^^ i requested a previous work of yours (stan+kenny w a s/o whos afraid of the dark) and i really loved it <33 could you pls do kenny nsfw alphabet?

also im not sure if you do emoji anons but if so can i pls be ⚡️ - anon ? (if not pls js feel free to ignore lol)

Kenny Mccormick NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: nsfw, MDNI

Notes: Ahh thank you SO much for the compliment!! I do have emoji anons, so i’ll put you down as ⚡️ anon! Credits to original alphabet layout in my introduction.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I think that after sex, Kenny would be pretty energetic or at least not knock-out tried.

Not energetic to go another round, but enough to get you both washed up and comfortable.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kenny’s favorite body part of his would be his hands, He loves how he can do so much with them.

His favorite body part of yours would probably be your ass.

Kenny could care less at the size, he loves your ass and everything about it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically...)

I see Kenny as a messy person, kind of.

When it comes to cum, he either wants it to be inside of you or on you, preferably the front of your body.

His cum is a little thin, definitely stains easily.

Kenny probably doesn’t like the hassle of having to clean his sheets every time, so that’s probably why he does that.

He wouldn’t care where it would have gotten otherwise.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kenny would get turned on by the smell of whatever perfume or cologne you use, fragrance in general.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Definitely experienced, no doubt about it.

Kenny doesn’t know if he would call himself experienced though, or know what he’s doing.

To him, he thinks that being experienced should be to know exactly what you like and don’t.

Kenny can’t know what he’s doing when he doesn’t know these things yet.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Kenny probably likes multiple positions, so he can’t really decide.

His favorites would consist of doggy style and cowgirl, but he would also like the classic missionary.

He doesn’t care what positions you do, as long as he can kiss your face while having eye contact with you easily.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely more goofy than serious.

Kenny doesn’t find a point in being so serious when he knows this is going to happen between you two multiple more times.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Pretty well groomed, I don’t think Kenny really has anything going on down there so there isn’t much to say.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

Kenny can definitely be romantic.

I did say that he was goofy, but that doesn’t mean that he can’t be romantic.

He wants this time between you two to be the most attractive moment you’ve had together, nothing less.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Honestly, I don’t think he would jack off all the time.

The only time I see Kenny jacking off like that is if he’s desperate and hasn’t seen you in a while.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I actually think that Kenny doesn’t have many kinks, he just wants to please you.

That’s probably why I see him with a praise kink, he wants to know that he’s doing good and that you’re happy with him.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Literally anywhere.

Kenny isn’t ashamed, if he feels like it, then he will.

Probably gets really mad when you tell him it isn’t going to happen on the bus.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, just seeing you is already enough to get Kenny up and going.

It’s only because as soon as he sees you, his mind goes wild and starts thinking of various things.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Kenny is always open to new things, sexual or not.

The one thing he’ll never do is experimenting with things that cause pain, especially for you.

He doesn’t want to get harmed, but harming you hurts more.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Kenny prefers to give, especially after how much he had probably annoyed you with his teasing.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love receiving, though.

He really wouldn’t mind if you woke up one day and decided to give him a blowjob.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Kenny is more in between, but he leans towards fast and rough.

His pace can vary though depending on how he’s feeling.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies, no question about it.

Kenny will do it anytime and anywhere, does not matter at all.

He does prefer proper sex though, just so that he can really take his time with you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Kenny is all open to experimenting.

As I said earlier, he’s fine with doing anything you want to, as long as there’s no harm involved.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Most he can go is 2-3 rounds.

If Kenny has an extra burst of energy, he could maybe go for another 1-2 rounds if he wants to.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Kenny probably has toys somewhere in his room, but he doesn’t use them often.

He doesn’t use them on himself, they’re mainly only for you.

Kenny refrains from using a blindfold most times, only because he really likes seeing your eyes:

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot. Definitely teases you a lot.

Kenny finds it amusing when you get mad at him for teasing, it just riles him up more.

The only way to really stop him is either tease back or act unfazed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Kenny is already a pretty quiet kid, until he starts talking.

I dont think this really applies during sex though as he would be in the middle, leaning towards louder sounds.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kenny is the type of guy to jack off to your own clothing instead of photos:

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Kenny ranges from about 4.9 inches, 12.5 centimeters.

When he’s hard, he can definitely gain a few extra inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high sex drive, will never be on the low scale.

Kenny is almost always active, almost.

There are days where he just wants to do nothing.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Definitely doesn’t fall asleep quickly.

The sleepiness would probably affect Kenny an hour later, maybe even more.

“You can’t be that tired already.. Let’s go for more!”

[oletus-writer]

ahh would you please please consider a nsfw alphabet for aesop carl? no worries if not! i really like your work, the luchino one was so good!

Ah, thank you for the compliment. I really didn’t think anyone would like the evil reptilian one. Sorry for taking a while, nsfw alphabets seem to be a pretty popular request, and they take a while.

Aesop NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: nsfw

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

He’s pretty tired, so aftercare is usually a few words of praise and toweling you down, before snuggling with you under the covers. If you want anything, such as a snack, he’ll begrudgingly get up and get you what you want.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

If he had to choose, it would be your lips - how you wet them with your tongue, how they curve up when you smile, how soft they are. Your mouth is what he always look at when you speak, since meeting your eyes is harder. On him? Exactly the opposite of you - there aren’t that many things he likes about himself he likes, but perhaps he doesn’t mind his legs. You like to kiss them so much, so perhaps they’re not so bad.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s a pretty inexperienced guy, so you’ll have to be the one taking the reins. If you don’t want him to cum somewhere, he won’t, although, it does look good dripping down your thighs or splattered over your back.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd kind of want to fuck you in your sleep. Of course, the two of you have to discuss this beforehand, set boundaries, etc., but the allure of using you as a cumhole while risking you waking up is like sex with a corpse and semi-public sex without the illegalities.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

He has absolutely no experience and doesn’t know what he’s doing. He has no time and no social skills to get any bitches. Although, he does know the basic anatomy, as he couldn’t function as an embalmer elsewise.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Classic missionary. It’s intimate, and feels like he’s in control of his life, for once. Although the initial embarrassment of being a virgin makes him want to hide his face, seeing yours is worth it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Aesop is nervous, when it comes to sex, so he’s not the one to be making jokes in the moment. If you do, he might think it’s ruining the mood a bit, or be thankful that you’re trying to calm him down. Either way, he’d crack a small smile and move on.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

He didn’t think that pubic hair would matter that much to people, so he doesn’t groom it at all. And about the carpet matching the drapes - his eyebrows are grey, so it would make sense for his pubes to be too.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)

He’ll whisper sweet things into your ear and constantly praise you, if he’s not too nervous to speak. He’s not romantic per se, since there won’t be candles or anything of the sort, but his heart will be swelling with love.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcannon)

He’s done it a few times, but it’s never felt as good as your hands touching his penis. After meeting you, he’s masturbated more often, when he’s uncomfortable in asking you to do him the favour.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’d like to be topped and praised by you, to leave him hickey only the two of you would see. Being an insecure man, he’s unsure of whether or not he’s doing a good job in the moment. On a less vanilla note, he wouldn’t mind manhandling you (or being manhandled) on some of his rougher days. To use you as nothing but a toy to please him would calm him down if he’s ever angry.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

The bedroom’s always a safe place to have sex, and Aesop isn’t willing to risk his already suffering social life to fuck you in public. The couch is too uncomfortable, so the two of you would be sticking to the bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on?)

Wear revealing clothes, touch him in all the right places, the works. Sometimes, when he’s feeling particularly horny, the right angle might even get his mind racing.

N = No (what turns them off?)

He’s quite a devoted man and would do almost anything for you, and that sometimes shows itself in sex. He’s not going to voice his turn offs, in fear of you leaving him, so you’ll have to encourage the communication. He doesn’t particularly like anything unsanitary or anything that would cause pain - he doesn’t get why, in these situations, the pain would become pleasurable.

O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)

With Aesop on the receiving end of oral sex, he’d be a whimpering, shaking mess, which is quite embarrassing to him. Once he gets used to the shame he feels, he’d prefer receiving the oral. While he’s got no experience, he’s a fast learner and would remember every act that makes you feel good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Aesop is slow and sensual in fear of hurting you - he can’t go that fast, either, since the autism man is quite weak. Although, bottoming, he wouldn’t really mind, and would let you set the pace.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

To be in a situation for a quickie, one would have to be somewhere where having proper sex is not viable. That would mean being in a semi-public situation or close to some sort of commitment. Taking these risks would not be something Aesop is willing to do.

R = Risk (are they experimental? do they take risks?)

As long as it’s in private and the consequences aren’t too big, he’s fine with trying things out, even if it’s something he wouldn’t normally do. He won’t suggest anything, though, and isn’t very experimental at heart.

S = Stamina (how long do they last?)

One round, two if you’re going to stretch it. He hasn’t got a lot of exercise aside from matches. All that running doesn’t improve how exhausted he’d feel after cumming, though. Perhaps overstimulate him to see how he likes it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them?)

He doesn’t own any toys, and most likely didn’t realise sex toys existed. He’s a busy man, and never had he thought being so intimate with another human would feel this good.

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Don’t tease him, or he’d think he’s being punished. He doesn’t like to tease either - why do all this when the two of you could just have sex? To him, it wasted time.

V = Volume (how loud are they?)

Audible, but not too loud. You’d hear grunts, heavy breathing, and a few moans from him, but unless you’ve done something game changing, you won’t hear him scream. That doesn’t mean your name is exempt from his tongue, though; he’d be chanting it like a prayer.

W = Wild card (a random headcannon for the character)

Aesop has nice thighs, for no reason at all. They’re genetically curved and lean, and can squeeze your head with more strength than expected.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

He’s a grower, with a 5.5 inch (13.9cm) dick when flaccid, becoming 5.7 (14.5cm) when erect. It’s got a vein on the side and the tip flushes beautifully when hard. It’s on the slender side, but is an overall pretty dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His libido is a bit lower than average, and he usually shuns the thoughts that do come. Even now, he feels a bit disrespectful in thinking those thoughts about you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty quickly, faster than he’d fall asleep normally. He’d wrap his arms around you and either spoon you, bring your head to his chest, or bury his face in you. Any hesitation he might’ve shown in touching you is gone in his sleep. Finally, his features have smoothed out to something peaceful, and he can rest.

[punkeropercyjackson]

The contrast between my relathionship hcs for Ghostpunk vs Flowerbyte:

Gwen is a biracial lightskin afrolatina because Hobie obvs should be black4black and GWEN should be black and they actually ended up having pretty good chemistry so it all comes together!!They met Bubbline style at one of his concert's where Gwen's autistic ass found him hot as fuck and made an absolute fool of herself but HOBIE'S autistic ass found THAT hot as fuck so he invited her upstage to sing as a ref to that one concept art and they reunited the next day at Spider Society when Gwen ran up to him and introduced herself as the girl from last night since she recognized him as that other kid Jessica also mentors and he was stunned at his Spider Sense not having gone at her but she reached out to unmask him and he smirked as he went to do the same to her,saying 'Eager to see your pretty face again too,Gwendita' and then they get a good look at eachother,link arms and walk along together as they yap and yap on until they're best friends from that day on

The reasons their Spider Senses didn't go off is that they weren't supposed to meet as a romantic reflection to Siblings!Ghost Flower,Hobie and Gwen are soulmates by choice AND by chance and Hobie got Gwen into the political sides of punk so she could really be pastel punk and that was when all her emotional ties to George were cut and Gwen helped Hobie heal his inner child by introducing him to her hobbies and treating him like a real kid because she knows he's earned it after all that adultification trauma and wants to be the one who gives it to him the most.She calls him 'Hubbie' for the obvious pun and 'Gwendita' is spanish for Gwendy but cheesier and they're so on the same tune 24/7 they might as well have been married for infinite lifetimes.They're that 'You had a crush on me?' 'Of course i did.Who wouldn't?' quote mutually and their animal variants are Hobie the land shark and Gwen Catcy

And Flowerbyte is like.Well first of Margo is haitian and transmasc genderfluid but an any pronouns in her bio femme who dosen't want t or surgeries for extra gender fuckery,JOT that down,this is canon™️ and Miles has genders the Spiderverse ain't even invented yet and he's a dreadhead,SO JOT THAT DOWN!!!!!Okay so Spider Sense.Flowerbyte IS a fated love story!!But a fated BLACK love story!In every universe,Miles Morales falls for a black girl but not every black girl gets her Miles Morales.It's a metaphor/commentary on the disposable black girlfriend trope and it's all about uplifting Margo,MILES uplifting Margo but don't get it twisted,she loves and protects him just as much back and she's a fully fleshed out character,not just a martyr.They fit eachother for similar reasons yet opposite Ghostpunk do-They have so much in common but those little differences is what makes them bug out over eachother.They want to UNDERSTAND eachother and they do without even trying because they're already on the same typa beat

Which sounds super poetic and beautiful and ofc it is but also they are so.Fucking goofy ahh about it😭Margo got that no filter followed by instant shame 'tism but he pulls Miles with it every time and they act like those fuckin' lovesick toons around eachother one second but then partners in crime the next no blinking denial denial denial the next and Kessles + Gwobie are the Spidey Core Four as the Atsv mcs so Miles tried to go to Hobie for advice only to freak out the second he got close to asking Margo out and Margo tried to flirt with her by speaking the Animal Crossing villager language not once not thrice but TWICE and Jeffrio shipped them embarrasingly hard because Margo is PERFECT for their girasolito-WHAT THE FUCK??????IT'S MILES G COMING IN WITH THE SHOULDER TOUCH

[lizmakesfics]

A Night To Remember

Summary: Loki offers you a dance; a one shot A/N: This is my first fic/oneshot!! It's pretty rough and really short but I'm still trying to learn so if anything just kindly critique me without hate pls. But either way I had fun writing it sooo at least there's that! Word Count:735 Warnings: Nothing but fluff <3

You had arrived to the dance fashionably late, wearing an elegant outfit that had everyone's eyes glued to you. You decided to find your friends, Wanda and Nat, who had been waiting on you expectantly.

"Oh my Gosh! Babes, you look amazing!!" Nat proclaimed as you approached.

"Ahh! Yes! give us a twirl!" Wanda said excitedly.

"Oh my gosh, guys, stop you're making me blush!!"

The three of you chatted for awhile when all of the sudden a slower, more waltz-worthy song started to play.

Before you knew it, your friends had been whisked away, and you were left to simply watch them, goofy grins on their faces, matched with star struck eyes.

As silly as it looked from the outside, all you wished for was for somebody to sway with you the same, their hand on your back to guide you, and to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

And, if you were being completely honest with yourself, you didn't just want that to be with anybody.

No. You had your eyes on a very special someone indeed.

Almost right on cue, you heard that familiar, kind voice come from beside you.

"Hello, lady y/n."

"Oh, hey Loki!" you responded, having been brought back to reality by the one person whom you were fantasizing of.

"You doing alright?" he asked genuinely, almost as if he could tell something was on your mind.

"Yeah just, watching the dancers. It's rather fun actually."

"Well certainly not nearly as fun dancing yourself."

"Me? Dance? Ha! Never in a million years." you responded, trying to hide how much you truly wished you could. "And what about you?" you asked, "I mean, I'm assuming you've experienced plenty of dances and balls being the prince of Asgard."

"Well yes, I suppose so," He said with a chuckle. "except, I never managed to find the right partner."

You furrowed your brows slightly, confused as to what he meant by this statement.

"What do you mean by-"

But you were interrupted by the surprise of seeing his hand, stretched out as an offer for you to take.

You hesitated; sure, this had happened before, but all it ever had meant in the past was to be a cruel joke made by boys from your school, who thought it hilarious to humiliate girls for the sake of 'fun'.

But this was different. In his eyes, those beautiful, emerald eyes, you only saw genuine hope and excitement, the kind of look that could only come from someone who wasn't playing a cruel joke and who truly cared.

You decided to take the chance, placing your hand onto his, and the two of you walked towards the dance floor.

It was just as you had dreamed. The two of you swayed and twirled all throughout the dance floor, working together in perfect harmony step by step, as if you could read each others very minds. You had heard of the term before, of it feeling like "we were the only ones in the room", but wow was it a feeling to experience. His gorgeous green eyes, passionate yet gentle, looking into yours as if you were someone whom he cared for, someone who he... loved?

The song ended, and the two of you stood there for a moment, not sure what to do next.

Finally he spoke up, grinning to himself mischievously as he did.

"You know, for someone who never dances, I must admit you were quite exceptional."

You giggled to yourself, humored by his sarcasm, and yet flustered all the same.

"Thank you, Loki."

More silence.

"Well, I suppose I should head back up to my room," you stated. "Me and Steve have a big mission tomorrow, and I really should get some rest."

"Of course, Lady y/n." He took your hand in his, bowing down to kiss the top of it. "It has been a lovely time with you this evening."

Frick was this flirting??? Or was he just acting out what was custom, if not habit to do as a prince?

Either way, you smiled back in response, so as to say the same, and reluctantly headed to your room. Whether he was flirting with you or not, which you embarrassingly admitted to yourself that you couldn't tell, it had truly had been a wonderful time, and you were just happy to have someone like him in your life.

[meepleech]

my goofy ahh stickmen polycule cuz they're all so silly to me?!?!?!

More hcs under the cut cuz uhhhhhhhhh i'm normal [gunna be editing it whenever i think of more cuz i am not normal]

Red: AroAce he/they, just got into the polycule cuz he felt left out. Will never ever prioritize their animals over their qprs, they would feel too bad. They usually help Blue around the kitchen, may or may not instigate most of the food fights.. [Not most, all of them.] SC: Unlabeled he/him, started the polycule because he felt jealous that the two would only be lovey-dovey to each other. You can always find him hanging out with everyone else, holding ear muffs [him being eepy doesn't stop the hang outs.] Yellow: Pan they/she/he, started dating Blue and agreed to the polycule, cuz idk she thinks it's neat they get to have a connection like that. Always leaning their head on someone's chest, he likes the sound of a heartbeat. [Doesn't like doing that with SC though, cuz he doesn't have one.] Green: Gay they/he, second to join the polycule. Actually had crushes on both SC and Blue and thought it was cool the three were dating now. His rivalry with Yellow never left, he still thinks its funny to mess with her via being better at redstone. Usually wears their headphones, mostly on no sound so he can hear everyone better. Blue: Unlabeled any, started dating Yellow and asked SC to join [if he wanted to]. They usually tend the garden whenever the others leave her alone. [Definitely sneaks a munch or two of netherwart] Everyone HATES how obsessed she is over netherwart and just wants them to stop pls..... He loves all his partners and thinks they're all just the cutest like ever.

Dynamics:

Red x SC: Usually messes with him, with loud and other noises to wake him up. Likes hanging out with him, just sitting around and drawing.

Red x Yellow: Just likes listening to her ramble about nerd stuff even though they retain nothing from it.

Red x Green: Always wants to try and prank him more after "The Prank". Always fails though...

Red x Blue: They bond over farms and farm animals, they're probably the only one who mildly tolerates Blue's netherwart problem. They fish together a lot :3 I also think Red thinks of Blue closer than everyone else cuz of their shared interests.

SC x Red: Cuddles with them a lot, likes how their tail is really soft, despite never seeing them take care of it, not even once.

SC x Yellow: He kinda hates how they usually just use him for their science experiments. [Yellow probably did some surgery and research on his body]

SC x Green: Besties and dating?!?!?! Real?!?!?!

SC x Blue: [this was one of my first avm ships cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhh goofy]

Yellow x Red: Goes to him whenever they wanna rant about a new finding [URETHRA!!!!!] and maybe kinda uses their spawn eggs as test subjects when the others.. aren't exactly there.

Yellow x SC: Main labrat- I mean... subject, totally. Usually interrogates him and tests his body for certain things that he can do, but the others can't.

Yellow x Green: Likes being a big ol' nerd around them, they usually go on adventures, trying to learn more things about the world they live in. [Usually gets jealous of Green whenever Blue shows him affection so she just sneaks into Blue's lap whenever they feel like that]

Yellow x Blue: [my...... otp....] Got attached to her even when they were stuck in that website they came in, and they just like how he talks anyway.

Green x Red: Likes ruining every single plan they have and also likes to make fun of him for the shits and giggles.

Green x SC: they care each other

Green x Yellow: Really really likes messing with her because it's the cause of Yellow's cool ass inventions.

Green x Blue: kissable [hearteyes]

Blue x Red: Often just watches Red tend to their animals and watch how he takes care of em.. She finds it really adorable

Blue x SC: His power just really captivated her and she felt attached to it for some reason!!!

Blue x Yellow: [MY OTP GRAHHHHH] She always was close w Yellow, then one day, he realized that.. they really love her.

Blue x Green: They think that he's really cool and awesome............. plus being all musical w him is always fun ^_^

i'll fill everything else in the next blue moon, my brain is fried

if u want more, tell me muahahhaha i would gladly spill my everything for the friends on tumblr

[riddle-me-ri]

hello! i’ve seen your other NSFW alphabets, would you please do one for Masters of Fear scarecrow? that string bean boi drives me crazy lol

a/n: ahh the stringy-est of the string beans lets goo, yep I can do!

Content Warning: alludes to sexual activities and themes, multiple kinks mentioned (bandage, praise, etc)

Masters of Fear Scarecrow - NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jonathan is very attentive afterwards to your needs. Even though his heart is still thumping and he’s desperate to catch his breath–he makes sure your okay, if you need anything, and if…the deed lived up to your expectations. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

As easy as it would be to say his favorite part of himself is his brain…Jonathan as we have seen is very fond of his legs. After years of being made fun for them, he was able to develop an appreciation for their length and agility. Meanwhile, for his partner…it’s difficult to choose, but if he had to he would likely go with their eyes. He loves how they look up at him, so full of love.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I feel like he would be rather disgusted with his own, as part of his self loathing for a moment. He becomes indifferent to it after he takes up the Scarecrow mantle, but seeing it drip down your chin or painted on your skin awakes something rather primal in him. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jonathan has had countless fantasies about his partner, even before they became a couple…before they even knew he existed. Some were platonic…more were romantic, but most of them were very explicit. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Jonathn is not very experienced at all. More than likely his steady partner is his first true kiss (and not some prank). He is aware of what to do, but is clueless to how to approach it. His partner will either have to teach him how or it will be a learning experience for the both of them. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

As much as he likes to be in control…when he watches his partner ride him, almost using him for their own pleasure, because only HE can take them there…makes him see stars.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Jonathan is very serious. He knows how important this intimacy can be to a relationship and he doesn’t want to screw it up. It will take some time, likely years of being together and sexually active with his partner before he can relax a little. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s almost meticulously well-groomed. However, a part of me feels like it’s easy to keep himself groomed because he doesn’t grow that much ahir. And the carpets do match the drapes. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jonathan is very affectionate. He makes sure you’re comfortable, that you want this as badly as he does. He wants to please you as much as himself. He wants you to feel as loved as you make him feel. Very considerate, thoughtful, and sweet in the moment. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It’s not something Jonathan does on a regular basis. Unless someone becomes the object of his affections…He has often jacked off when he woke up to take care of his morning wood or he will seek release while in the privacy of a shower.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

While it may take some time and exploration before this Jonathan develops certain kinks. I can definitely see him being into bondage (esp. by the hands for either of you), praise kink (please he needs the confidence boost), and I can also see him being into cosplay/roleplay? Especially if it’s characters he has read about in his books with his partner. He’s thought of an alternate ending to Sleepy Hollow. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Jonathan has always been a private person. I would imagine he would like to keep these moments private. Hence his favorite place to do the deed is in the safe space of the home he shares with his partner (or one of your own living spaces). Anywhere that can guarantee the utmost privacy. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If he’s in his partner’s vicinity for an extended period of time, just enveloped in their arms, enjoying their caresses and basking in their affections–can get him excited. 

Also, and I’ll mention this again in the W category, but any time something spicy happens in some of his “lighter” reading it can especially get him turned on.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jonathan has already been humiliated through most of his younger years. He very much would not be into that at all. And don’t even think to inquire about using fear gas…it’s a tool against his adversaries not his loved ones, his partner should be nowhere near it. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is very uncertain about giving at first, but he does get better with practice. He does much prefer receiving; to have such doting attention, to be driven crazy with euphoria. There is no better high that not even enabling fear onto others can achieve. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Jonathan’s pace is gradual. He’s mostly slow and steady, but once he and his partner are close to the peak…all bets are off as his pace gets faster until the end. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Jonathan isn't really a fan of quickies, he understands why they may be…necessary if his partner is in a rush or some stress needs to be relieved but he doesn't want to make it a routine thing. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Jonathan doesn't like to take too many risks at your expense. He's all for trying and exploring new sensations with his partner though, especially if they're more experienced. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oof uh hmm…he can probably last about two rounds at most but he does last about an average amount of time, especially once he's more experienced. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jonathan isn't likely to own toys or really use them. If his partner brings it into the mix, he's hesitant but will give them a try to please them. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

His partner is more likely to tease than Jonathan is. When he wants something he's determined to have it then and there by any means necessary. Not that he hasn't tried to ruffle his partner's feathers but he always seems to fall short, while his partner makes him a flushing mess.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not terribly loud. The neighbors won't be making any complaints. But he does whimper and groan mostly.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

While Jonathan likely doesn't watch porn, he has definitely read smut novels. Whether he meant to or not the first time he came across a sex scene, it became his first real window into sex. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Jonathan is a tall lanky bean of a man. He's not girthy but his cock is longer than most. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

When he has a partner the yearning is fairly strong and his need for them is high. He becomes borderline obsessed and is always willing to have them if they are.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes a moment for Jonathan's heart to calm down enough for him to try and doze off. The adrenaline is still coursing through him, so don't be surprised if he's reading something to get him to calm down and he'd be more than happy to read to his partner if they can't sleep either. 

[lxv2u-attack]

-> CHOI YENA • NSFW ALPHABET

choi yena x fem!reader [written headcanons] word count: 1.1k warning nsfw, voyeurism lowercase intended genre smut, established relationship, crack(?) -> a/n 1 : this is my first nsfw fic (?) so im a lil nervous to post it ahh- i hope this dosent flop but ill definitely be grateful for any amount of notes i get<33 if theres anything u think i might need some polishing on plz tell me!! im super open to criticism as long as its done with good intent lol hope u enjoy!!!!

a = aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

very clingy, she'll hold you like her life depends on it. will lay on top of you no matter what position she was previously in, kissing your face all over while praising you on how much of a good job you did.

b = body parts (favorite body part of their own or partners)

every part. it'd be unusual for her to not have her hands on you every chance she got. loves your eyes more than anything though, she could get lost in them whenever, and she will definitely keep eye contact with you during it.

c = cum (anything that has to do with it)

feels pride in making a mess out of you with her cum, or the other way around ofc. she can't help but take a selfie or two with you to save the moment and be able to look at the pics whenever.

d = dirty secret (secret of theirs)

wants to dabble in exhibitionism/voyeurism with you because she loves the thought of getting caught (most likely wouldn't stop if she did get caught and would be more rough for the show)

e = experience (how experienced they are, and if they know what to do)

wasn't exactly the most experienced person when you first got together but she always had you two exploring new things to the point that she says she's is probably the most experienced person ever (even tho she most likely isn't lol)

f = favorite position

loves any position where she can look you in the eyes or suck your tits but you can never go wrong with eating her out or having her sit on your face.

g = goofy (how serious they are during the moment? or not)

100% not serious. well, she's obviously trying to make you feel like you're on cloud 9 but that does not stop her from giggling and joking around with you as if she doesn't have her face covered in your cum or vice versa.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? do the carpets match the drapes)

trims regularly so everything is bare except for a small landing strip (she's 100% has joked about dying it fun colors to match her hair for new comebacks)

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

switch all the way, I can see her being a very bratty sub or semi-mean dom. That doesn't mean she doesn't want things to be romantic though, she'll light candles and set the mood as best as she can for special occasions (ex. valentines, birthdays, etc.)

j = jack off (how often ? etc.)

very unfair when it comes to how she feels about jerking off. she'll tell you to wait until she gets home but when you're the one out she'll tease you by sending videos of her doing the exact thing she tells you not to do.

k = kinks (lists of kinks they like)

bondage (receiving) , blindfolding (givng), clothed sex , exhibitionism , face sitting (both), spanking(giving) & praising(both)

l = location (their go to place during it)

any place any time (as long as she knows you're alone)

m = motivation (what turns them on)

literally anything and everything can motivate her to get in the mood, even if you're not around, if she sees something you posted on your insta story she'll be telling you to come home cause she can't contain herself.

n = no (what they wouldn’t do during it)

anything with bodily fluids (except cum obviously)

o = oral (do they enjoy receiving or giving , any skill etc.)

She's all for giving head and loves getting pussy drunk off you. if you never told her to stop she never would lol it's her favorite pastime.

p = pace (how fast ? are they rough ? or slow and sensual)

both? She loves being fast and then suddenly stopping to tease you. just cause she goes fast doesn't mean she's not taking her time making you feel good though.

q = quickie (what they think about quickies , how often?)

always thinks about it when in public but could never actually do it since she wouldn't be able to stop herself from going for hours on end.

r = risk (are they willing to experiment and take risks?)

open to anything, she wants to try almost everything at least once since it gives her a big rush. after trying something out with you she'll try to find a way to incorporate it into your usual sex life.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

doesn't get tired often but even if she is tired she's giving her 100% as long as you can keep going she's down.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them)

straps, vibrators, dildos, harnesses you name it she has it (all pink teehee)

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

clearly, she loves to tease you at any chance she gets even if it's in a non-sexual setting so much to the point you expect it. when you tease her though she whines and gets all pouty as if she doesn't do it to you daily.

v = volume (how loud they are , how they moan)

your whole apartment building definitely knows your name even if they've never met you because of how loud she is.

w = wildcard (a random headcanon)

if she knows your out with your friends or at work she'll send you videos or pictures of her getting off so she can have you home asap.

on Christmas, she haphazardly tied herself up with ribbon and topped herself off with a bow to surprise you with the best gift she can think of [might just make this a fic lol]

x = x - ray (what’s under them clothes)

she buys you two matching lingerie sets whenever she sees a cute one she knows you'll look the cutest in. She will even wear them under her normal clothes when going out just to get a rise out of you.

y = yearning (how high the sex drive is)

her sex drive is most definitely higher than yours and of course, she can't be with you every day thanks to her schedules so when she does have you all to herself you already know what the first thing she wants to do is.

z = 💤💤 (how quickly they fall asleep)

will only have enough energy to lazily clean up before passing out but if the two of you end up stopping early for whatever reason she'll run a hot bath for you and her, and she'll tease you about the sounds you made and how cute you looked all while helping you clean yourself off.

-> a/n 2 : i really enjoyed making this and i hope u liked it and if u did please reblog &lt;/33 btw sakura is most likely the next person in this lil series

taglist: @n034sy @jaemoris blushes

[hayatoseyepatch]

Sam!!! Congrats on the milestone again, this is so exciting! I hope you’ve been enjoying your time on the blr writing and interacting because you are a joy 💚

So matchups, hm? I’m curious about a match from either wbk OR tokyo rev (just one, and you choose!) just whatever comes to your head first 😅

She/they pronouns, an introvert disguised as an extrovert I think. I can be super outgoing, but it drains me, and my idea of a fun time is definitely sitting at home with my favorite coloring app and Law&Order: SVU. I usually have music playing at any given time, and my top artists are Hozier and Sleep Token. I wear a lot of leggings and hoodies and depending on how cool I wanna look I’m either in my Birks or Docs lol. When I’m not being a homebody, I like bookstores, dungeons and dragons, and concerts. Oh, and I don’t want kids, like, at all. So my partner has to be okay with that.

My favorite tropes are friends to lovers and Coffeeshop AUs (also a big fan of Only One Bed cause who isn’t?)

I like guys taller than me (not hard since I’m 5’2” lol) who have a darker aesthetic. Gotta be smart, usually very serious on the outside with a goofy side that not everyone sees. I admire people with hobbies, something they’re really passionate about.

My favorites from wbk are hiragi (obviously), ume, togame, and arima, and my faves from Tokyo rev are akkun, takemichi, mitsuya, and kisaki.

I don’t really have any characters that I loathe from either fandom, though I can’t see myself ever being with someone who’s, like, super crazy peppy and outgoing all the time.

Again, just pick either fandom! I figured I’d give you options cause I have a lot of love for both series 💚 congrats again!

Melonnn!! ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡♡ Thank you so much for your kind words and for participating! You're literally so sweet and I’m so lucky to be moots with such an angel ♡ On to your matchup my love!

I Match you up with Toma Hiragi from Wind Breaker!

⤜♡→ Come on now I cant be expected not to appreciate the actual best couple in the entire world. Satoru Nii and me are besties we literally just got off the phone and he was like “Yeah ofc RagiMel is canon.” I just think you guys are such a good match for eachother. Your personalities just suit each other so well. I am a firm supporter of things are boring if you are the exact same personality wise and I feel like your differences and similarities attract you to one another.

⤜♡→ Hiragi would much rather sit at home with you, his head perched on your lap as you explain the plot to one of your shows to him. Is he a little worried you’d be able to dispose of his boy too well with the amount of Law and Order episodes you both have binged? Sure. But its always nice to keep them on their toes, yk?

⤜♡→ Hiragi was the first to confess, but he took his sweet time doing it, poor man was so nervous. He was more than ready to take out Umemiya for not so subtly pointing out his (very obvious) crush on you. I feel like he isn’t the best at hiding his feelings. Being openly stern and even aggressive with the others but always kind and gentle when it came to you. His favoritism was just so blatantly obvious.

⤜♡→ This may be a hot take but I feel like Hiragi is more than okay with not having kids. I know a lot of people look at him and are like “ahh, yeah he’s totally a guy who wants a family.” But hear me out here. Hiragi has had his fair share of being an older brother almost fatherly figure to those like Sako, Kaji, and Sakura. He���s done his fair share and he is more than happy to just spend the rest of his life loving you and maybe even getting a pet or two. Your love is more than enough for him. You and Bofurin are his family, and that’s all he could ever ask for.

He pulls over into a clearing putting the car in park, getting out to properly set up the bed of the truck with pillows and blankets, humming to himself. He approaches our door after a moment opening it and offering you his hand, helping you out of the vehicle and walking you to the back. Grinning he allows his large hands to cup your waist, leaning down to slot his lips against yours. It didn’t matter how long you had both been together, every time kissing Hiragi felt like the first time. The all-encompassing love he slipped into every kiss still had you weak in the knees. Pulling away from you, he looks into your eyes, his own soft and lidded with adoration. Pressing his forehead against your own, his breaths fanning your face as he speaks. “I love you darling, more than you could ever possibly know.” With one more love-stricken smile he lifts you, helping you into the bed of the truck. Climbing in after you he settles you both against the blankets, lying down next to you.

He hums in contentment as you lie your head against his chest. He had taken you here many times before, the calm of the area where you could both just enjoy each others presence while looking up at the night sky, gazing at the array of stars. He craved these moments with you, where it was just the two of you, where nothing else mattered but holding you in his arms. He smiles, arms squeezing you tightly to him, smile adorning his features. One hand carding his fingers through your hair. “We haven’t been able to come here in a while, we have so many good memories here.” He hums, pulling you closer to him, recalling the very first time he brought you here. “This is where I told you I loved you for the first time, remember?”

His heart soars when he hears you laugh, recalling the memory, him taking his medicine to qualm his aching stomach from nerves. The way he felt as if his face would melt with the heat from his red cheeks. His words came out nervously, surging in to capture your lips with his own when you reciprocated his confession. His teeth clashing with your own in the kiss, so much so that he had punctured your lip. “How could I forget?” Your voice pulled him from his thoughts, his smile aimed at you once more. As he felt the weight of the velvet box that weighed down his pocket, he just hoped you could make yet another memory in your special place.

[penforthewin]

I really like your analysis of MK1's storyline, specifically with Bi-Han. I totally agree that there are some significant plot holes and missing context in the story. Bi-Han in particular seemed weird to me I guess? His betrayal just stood out as really weird to me.

Like, there should have been more build up or something. Idk, maybe it was obvious to everyone but me, but his betrayal actually caught me off guard. I even thought it was a fake-out till he injured Kuai.

(I just don't know why Bi-Han would expect Kuai to go along with Shang Tsung. Even if Bi-Han believed his brothers would stick by him over Liu Kang, there's no way he would have thought they'd team up with Shang Tsung, right? Kuai Liang is honorable and someone who protects the weak. He'd never put up with Shang Tsung's and Quan Chi's atrocities.)

I just really want some more backstory. I need to see his perspective. Especially regarding the accident that killed the previous Grandmaster.

Another Thing

Bi-han genuinely seems to regret Sindel's death but still broke out Shao?? His lines with both Mileena and Kitana seem contradictory at times (although that could just be because the conversations take place at different points in time).

Is Bi-han blind to the evil acts his "partners" have done and will do, or does he just not care? If he just doesn't care, I'm really confused at how he turned out so different from his brothers because both of them seem to be very compassionate.

I could go on but this is long enough as it is.

I knew Bi-Han was gonna turn just bc of his goofy ahh voice lmao

You are asking ALL the right questions.

MK1 Bi-Han is ambitious, impulsive, and above all, arrogant. I wouldn't be surprised if Bi-Han was so confident in his decision to betray Earthrealm that he thought he could convince Kuai Liang and Tomas to follow him.

And the "accident" thing is so funny to me. Was it a car crash? Did he fall down the stairs? Buried in an avalanche? Who knows.

Bi-han probably doesn't regret Sindel's death, but he does sympathize with Mileena and Kitana. He strikes me as the "ends justify the means" type of guy. Although he feels the sisters' pain, he's still doing what he has to in order to accomplish his goals. That would mean breaking Shao out of prison... benefits him in some way? Maybe he just wanted to make some noise in order to distract everybody from his shenanigans.

He told Tomas that their mother would "applaude" his actions. To me, that seems like he was closer to their mother than he was to their father. Maybe she is the reason he doesn't see the honor in serving Earthrealm. Maybe she would tell him, "You're destined for more than serving Liu Kang. You will lead the Lin Kuei to greatness."

So other than Bi-Han being a mama's boy, we know nothing about her. It could be possible that she thought Liu Kang was holding the Lin Kuei back and led Bi-Han to think the same way. Not a very evil backstory, but a decent explanation as to why he's so different from his brothers.

Don't get me wrong, I love it when a character is evil for evil's sake. But a character like Bi-Han needs more depth to explain his motivations.

Tldr: Bi-Han has a heart, but he's also hot-headed and will do anything to get what he wants.

Why can't I bring this same energy to my English Lit class like come on brain

EDIT: Corrected something. Bi-Han spoke to Tomas, not Kuai Liang.