#I wanna write this

[is-this-even-relatable]

DP X DC PROMPT #3

tl/dr: Phantom and Captain Marvel are assigned to Young Justice; one of them because he is too young to join the league itself, and the other, to act as a mentor and leader. The JL thinks it’s one way around... but in reality it’s the other.

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So I read here about this idea that despite being one of the first heroes, Phantom looks incredibly young (curse immortality). So the Justice League doesn’t know that Phantom is an adult, and after finding out about him, they decide to assign him as a member of the Titans or Young Justice, since they believe he is too young to join the Justice League just yet.

Now, Danny thinks they’ve placed him there as a leader/mentor figure, and is touched that they’ve got so much trust in him to lead their kids and protogees. So he is going to do his damn best.

And here’s where I want to add on to the idea. The opposite happens to Captain Marvel.

The Justice League doesn’t know Cap is secretly Billy Batson, young child. They think he’s a great, adult, member they can trust, that happens to be very in-touch with modern lingo. So, having just assigned a new member of Young Justice/Titans (read, Danny Phantom), the JL thinks it’d be a great idea for them to have a mentor to lead them: and who better than Captain Marvel?

Billy thinks they know he’s secretly young and are reassigning him based on his age. (He thinks the thing about him being a mentor is the cover story) And he is actually thrilled he’ll be able to transform back and have some friends his age to talk to and confide in.

Cue only the members of Young Justice/Titans knowing the true ages of their members. Danny is an amazing leader, and Cap is a hilarious teammate.

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One day, the JL is working with their group and are confused when it seems that Phantom is the one leading, Cap just following orders with everyone else.

When the JL asks and finds out the truth they are certifiably shocked. Batman just grunts and says “Why did you think I assigned them that way?”

[toxycodone]

I need daisuke GROVELING down bad BEGGING you to let him eat you out man

when he realizes he’s trapped on the Tulpar for months with no porn (besides like a shitty playboy he brought w him) he’s so desperate the first couple months in he’s just like “please sit on my face while I jerk off. I’ll give you some of my sweetner stash.”

[superlou-ser]

cockwarming capitano in public ♠️

literally no thoughts just the massive size difference easily permitting him to hide you away from the world inside his cloak while still having you seated on his cock in yet another stuffy meeting; you feel so perfect spread open on him, deliciously full yet wanting more but you can't have it- you simply cannot stay quiet when he fucks you and it would be mortifying if anyone knew you were tucked inside his clothes while wearing none of your own 😩 capitano is the sweetest lover but even now he cannot help but be a little cruel, groping your ass and shifting you so he presses against that perfect spot to make you whimper through your hands

[call-memissbrightside]

DaddyIssues!Reader falls for Older!Katsuki and they obvi are fucking but Reader has their own issues and Katsuki cant commit to a healthy relationship but also can’t stop himself from sleeping with Reader when he knows they’re getting too attached

someone bully me into doing this ideaaaaa

[sourpeachsayshi]

*shakes regarding prev post* guys what if choso overhears you telling shoko or utahime that your boyfriend is into somno so he does things to you while you sleep, and the man just…finds an opportunity…

[gremlinbean]

Leverage/The Librarians crossover where Ezekiel and Parker know each other, are good friends even (Parker is the only person Ezekiel worked jobs with before joining the Library here). Also, Eliot and Jake are twins, but Eliot was presumed dead and changed his name, so Jake thinks he is dead

That changes when Parker is hurt (nothing too bad, maybe a broken arm or something?) and she calls Ezekiel in to help work a job because she isn't capable at the moment, only for him to clock Eliot as Jake's presumed dead brother

[lonelychicago]

so all of my neighbors created a group so we can all let each other know if we see anything suspicious or need help bc the robberies and crime around have increased right? and they're all kinda excited and throwing ideas around like habing a buddy system to patrol at night (which is a tinyyyy bit insane imo) but!!! i feel this would be such a meet cute au for buddie.

buck would be SO into it and the most annoying neighbor ever but in a charming and endearing way and eddie would be a GONER.

also, there's the potential for angst and whump!! i see the vision in my head, guys!!!

[storywriter12]

I had a dream about john and harold last night that they were kissing in the rain, and now I can't get that out of my head. I want to write a chapter about it

[losver07]

headcanon that when sirius black had lily and remus explain religion he went trough these stages:

laughing with james & saying "wow that's one crazy book" and never shutting up about it saying stuff like "hey i've long hair, maybe i can multiply the chocolate frogs like in that story of yours"

doing research while james & peter (and probably more purebloods that have heard them) keep laughing at it, and lowkey obsessing over it overthinking & not sleeping at night, obviously not making bad puns anymore

this kind of interactions with remus: "but moony, what if they're right? what if something does exist and i'm breaking every single one of his stupid rules and i'm going to get punished for it?" "padfoot, you love breaking rules, it's what you do" "but what if these rules are actually important?" "hey. hey, look at me. if there is someone up there (which i sincerely doubt), and if they're watching you of all people, i'm sure they think you're rocking it" "you think so?" "yeah" "i love you" "yeah, me too, padfoot"

"hear me out what if jesus was a wizard???" aka still getting over it & learning how to cope (remus helps)

[tlou-obsessed]

Joel seeing Tommy smoke (maybe herbal cigarettes or something) and looking around for something to throw at his head, a very amused Maria and Ellie look as Joel loses it at Tommy, who curses around as he runs for his life.

[is-this-even-relatable]

DP x DC PROMPT #2:

Tim Drake was a smart child, so he hires a live-in babysitter to help raise him when his parents are gone. Cue one Danny Fenton-Nightingale, who will NOT let this frankly scarily observant child grow up with negligent and unavailable guardian figures like he did, so help him Ancients.

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Tim Drake was left alone at a very young age. His parents left a five-year old child in a mansion, with no adult supervision.

Tim’s parents were negligent.

But Tim, he was a smart child.

Now, most people thought he had learned to cook, took himself to school, escaped from kidnappings, and generally raised himself to become the independent self-made genius he was today, teenaged CEO. And Tim let them think that, heck, he spread those rumors himself.

But that wasn’t quite right.

He had been a smart child, yes, but a child nonetheless. And he knew that most parents would hire a babysitter.

His parents hadn’t.

So he did it for them.

It was the smartest thing he ever did at that age.

And after he was hired, his dad new babysitter Danny helped cover up when Tim did things not-so-smart.

[arandomaquarius]

wake up I got another fic idea—

I’ll make it on ao3 since it’s gonna be a long book but basically I take the “Knock Out and Blades are roommates in med school” and go crazy with it. We all know KO has a knack for getting into less than desirable situations. His time in University is no exception. But now… Blades is roped into the chaos. So they get into some really bad shit and they gotta get out of it if they want to graduate.

anyways they’d be a hilarious duo like possibly funnier than Starscream and Knock Out in Tfp lol. And they’re pretty young in this fic too, since they’re in college. I’m so gonna write this even though there’s other stuff to do this is now my priority I need this duo

[llama-sidekick]

Me whenever anything anywhere anytime mentiones Titanic: Okay hear me out. Dan and Phil but Titanic. Do you see my vision?

[gojonanami]

thinking about a pathetic secretly lovesick loser gojo who is so down bad its painful

bro would pop a boner if you called him perv-toru when hes being weird or offered to let him use anything of yours (you may not get it back)

you just know suguru is judging tf out of him and shoko thinks its hilarious to mess with him

i stan a whipped king ✋😔

why are you making me so feral for gojo on this Monday

ok but college bro gojo who is so down bad for you — and is only a loser when it comes to you. he’s just like a puppy following you around, and god forbid your fucking hand brushes his or he will have hide his boner until he’s finally able to get it down thinking about gakuganji a million times

suguru is just watching in judgment but also eager to use this information to fuck with his best friend. while Shoko just wants to make a bet about when the two of you will finally fuck—

[redstarfish-art]

Okay since the Sonic Hedgehog Family attempt is a fail (mostly because I've only ever fully engaged with the movies and thus have zero emotional connection to the rest of the cast), Batfam Encanto AU it is!