#I waited an hour and joined the next live for more screenshots and I still failed wow
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miciiq · 10 months ago
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A LITTLE BIT TO THE LEFT PLEASE
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Same for this one but good enough
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WHY ARE THESE ALWAYS OFF GO RIGHT CAMERA
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Rui in his antler era
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Its giving Tenma Tsukasa
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Rui trying to do a fist bump vs Rin going for a high five
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Bonus nene
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midnight1nk · 4 days ago
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So, this week's episode...
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[spoilers below cut]
WOW, a Mario Reacts! It's been a long time, hasn't it? Hell yeah, I can work with this!
(no bc seriously, I just finished watching ep. 7 of Arcane before this and I need an emotional break, yeah I know the rest of Act 3 is gonna kill me)
(the following is my live reaction:)
oh hey, Mario! Wassup?
jigsaw, is that you?
oh nvm, hello Swag! nice to see you again since last episode
I'm about to commit a crime [*strikes a pose then walks away*]
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I'm willing to work in a government office just so I can come up with an acronym like, gee idk, Y.U.R.I. or something (I should've been a worker in NASA)
NO STOP STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!
At this point, Mario, I would just give up
[*clears throat*] mejor me muero, ni modo que sigo con estos porquerías. bueno como dice Mario, bye bye [*drinks some water*] alright I'm back
TADC? ah, just a normal Saturday
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no thoughts, head empty
honestly, mood
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well, in his own way, yeah
[*echoes announcer voice*] VR, the new era of entertainment
...mr puzzles? nah jk jk
oh, Four's theory may not be wrong here (omg it's jesus)
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still can't believe christianity is canon in the SMG4 universe
oh, so I was right! [*jigsaw voice*] "I wanna play a game."
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That's actually kinda sweet that he immediately chooses his brother
OH SHIT OOOOH that's gotta hurt
NO MARIO, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
[*other me pops in*] emo girlfriend, omg it's smg3
no, we're NOT gonna look too much into this, shut up other me
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PPFFFTTT that caught me so off guard
say it with me now: YOU CAN'T CONTROL MARIO [*applause*]
I mean, we've been through simulations before, we can take this one too
unironically, I wouldn't mind a 10-hour video of just Mario (and/or the rest of the Crew) just dancing :)
it doesn't even need to have music, I can just put my playlist on and I would totally join in
ooooh, you want to scan that QR code so badly
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but also, how did they get a screenshot of my computer?
Mario 🤝 Mario Buddy from the last episode → destroying PCs for the LOLs
AKLDHLKSAFB;KL just the way Mario goes for a fighting stance just so he could run away will never not be funny to me
LET ME IN LET ME INNNNNNNNN
10 hours, welp I got my wish lmao
Mario morphing his face... hmmmm..... [*flashback noises*]
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[SMG4: MAR10 Day]
....
don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it
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KIRBO NOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO SWAG NO
same vibes
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meme factory? youtube arc? is that you? /j
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(yeah I know that the Team uses the same assets ik)
LET'S DO THISSSS oh welp time to vibe
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
what would that be, Swag? Try not to Laugh challenge? I might win tbh
LET'S GO GAMBLING
laughing because of early victory call? very in character for Swag
oooh that's some good animation (y'know, as always)
HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE
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am i thinking too much into this or is this the same military base from last episode?
Alright, my little headcanon: the events of this episode and the last one took place on the exact same day
that's just for me specifically
oh hey, more TADC ref
Also, nice PINGAS STUCK IN A DOOR ref
man Mario can't catch a break dude
Congrats to CMorseu for your art being featured at the end credits 🎉
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.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.
Such a good episode! Not plot-heavy, just a silly episode. I'll gladly take it as my late birthday present. And it's great to have Swag back, kinda was half-expecting Chris to just pop out.
I've said this once and I'll say it again: I wouldn't mind if the rest of the year is just filled with goofy episodes. After all, we just came from WOTFI and we do need a bit of a break so the Team could work on the next arc. (From the looks of things, we might get goop!4 *cough cough*)
Loved the bits of animation and Mario's expressions as always.
Now, I know there is some talk about the SMG4 Crew/Mario Does Things being on hiatus and merging with the Saturday videos. If you can even call it that. Personally, I don't mind it. I completely understand if doing 2 episodes per week is a lot for the Team to handle, though I do wish they would give an explanation for it. I think the best solution would be for the Team making an announcement of the change, the reasons behind it, and how it may be different from the regular Saturday episodes. Also make it clear that "hey, the title says this so it doesn't impact the main storyline".
Anyway, it has been overall a pretty funny episode and I quite enjoyed it! Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna cry my eyes out watching the rest of Arcane Act 3 and bring that angst to the next episode concept :)
OH THE MISERY EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMYYYYYYY
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ingridaway · 1 year ago
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osaka
continuing on from my last post! i made it to osaka! i did have to split from my little group but i ended up flexing my japanese skills and asking for directions so i made it to my hotel. the staff were lovely at the hotel, i think the main guy i delt with was named shun? my hotel was really nice too, much bigger room compared to the last one, and very meditative i think it was kind of gentrified so not super authentic but it was nice nonetheless. the neighbourhood i was staying in had lots of little art offices and i found some very lively bars at night (too scared to go in) so i think it was a bit of a trendy neighbourhood. on that first day after we got to osaka and i got to my hotel i organised myself a bit and ended up setting off for a walk by my self. i was determined to get to don quijote at dotonbori. so i set off with lots of screenshots of maps and a phone constantly refreshing to see if i could get free wifi. i ended up walking all the way to dotonbori which is about an hours walk and google says it’s 4kms. on the way i stopped at some secondhand stores but i felt like they weren’t my style, most of what they had was americana. i did spy some designer but none of it was perfect and not great prices. one thing i loved about osaka and this walk especially was the nightlife. the city really came alive at night and honestly got pretty rowdy. it reminded me of melbourne which was very comforting. at one stage i saw a very cheap looking spiderman standing on top of a bicycle just posing for people to take photos i guess you could call that busking??? there was another guy who was just quietly sitting on the street with a sign that said “give me coins and i will run at you with a smile” i happened to walk past as someone gave him coins and he leapt up and sprinted at the guy, it was pretty nuts like all in good fun but wow intense. i ended up catching up to my friends just around the corner from dotonbori and i dragged them to don quijote, to give context don quijote is a chain store in japan that sells everything and i mean everything. this particular store in dotonbori is 6 stories and has a ferris wheel built into the building. i was very keen because they have lots of character goods for very cheap (especially compared to australia). due to me still not having wifi i told my friends i’d meet them outside the store in an hour incase we got lost. i grabbed a basket and waded through the sea of people, i ended up buying $50aud worth of stuff. i got miffy merch, sanrio merch and more and all significantly cheaper than aus. inside they had everything you could think of, on the top floor they had designer goods including vivienne westwood wallets which really tested my self control. i saw a range of wacky tourist items, vapes (no nicotine instead they were “vitamins” ?), anime goods, clothes, they even had an 18+ section which was unfortunately right next to the pokémon goods, i over heard a mother and daughter gasping in shock haha. i ended up spending more than an hour inside the store so i had to pay and run back down to meet my friends. after finding out that mandarake and book-off were closed (both are second hand stores) i decided to turn in for the night, leaving my friends in dotonbori i trekked back to my hotel.
the next day i woke up later than usual though it was still only about 9am. i picked up my pocket wifi from reception and joined my friends on a walk to osaka castle. it was boiling hot and once we got there we realised that it was a weekend meaning it was tourist central. the line to enter the castle went on forever and not in the shade either so we decided against waiting. instead we found kaiyodo hobbyland figure museum within the castle grounds. i insisted that we visit as they had evangelion characters on all the brochures. it was fun and a little goofy as it was a little low quality but we still had fun and i thoroughly enjoyed the eva figures. our next stop was book off which is a chain of op shops. immediately i was overwhelmed with the wall of figures and books. i ended up only being able to pick out a princess mononoke soundtrack and a cdg white shirt. i’ll definitely be revisiting more book off locations. our time was cut short in book off as we had to book bullet train tickets. once we got to osaka station i found a jr worker to help us and we just so happened to bump into our teacher. later in the day we had to meet up with our whole group, teachers included so it was incredibly lucky. instead of running around looking for them, they came to us! it took ages for the group to get organised and eventually my small group became a little sick of waiting around so we ended up leaving. we ended up at mandarake which is a second hand store for nerd stuff haha. once again i was overwhelmed with the selection so i only ended up getting a Hattifattener plush from the bargain bin for 200¥. that night i walked home alone again, stopping at a supermarket on the way. i got some salami, cheese, bread, jam and of course an array of snacks. i ended up having a midnight feast while packing my bag in preparation for the morning bullet train ride to okayama.
i’ll leave the recap there but osaka really felt like home. it reminded me a lot of melbourne in its people and culture. in the future i’d like to go back and explore a lot more. i’m sad because there was an independent designer fashion store that i really wanted to go to but unfortunately they only opened on sundays so i wasn’t able to visit. i also won’t be able to visit during my stay in kyoto as i’m not staying over the weekend. i suppose though these may be negatives they are also reasons to return.
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therapardalis · 2 years ago
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//Where the hell have I been lately? I’m doing my best to get to drafts but I just don't have the brain power for more than one or two at a time.
tl;dr: Landlord has been trying to kick me out for various reasons that are not the real actual ones. Background here and here. Note that first link says the agent is in my corner ... revise that, she seems to be trying to convince me she’s in my corner, but now I don’t think she is.
Here, family friend to the rescue as far as finding a new place to live, but this was more than a week after the deadline.
So! Since last episode ... (very very long post)
When the agent first told me about the notice to vacate (Feb 23), I told her it was physically impossible to vacate the house in the 10 days I was given. Which it was, as we’re now 2 weeks later than that and I’m barely there, still working on it. On the advice of the two property managers I know (who were also actively trying to find me a new place), I just stayed, and told the agent again one day before the notice date was up that I couldn’t be out by then because (at that stage) I had nowhere to go. I say I intend to leave, I just need a bit more time.
She spouts off about how she doesn’t want me to be homeless and the landlord doesn’t want me to be homeless, so none of them are heartless ... so. The landlord has to apply to a legal service for a hearing, at which time the judge decides whether they can actually evict me or not. Which is exactly what these non-heartless, don’t want me to be homeless, did. This happened, and the hearing was set for yesterday. via telephone.
Meanwhile I’ve been going as fast as I can packing things up. By this stage I am pissed the fuck off, and am asking the agent for paperwork that will show how long they’ve all known about these ‘urgent repairs’ that I’m now being thrown under a bus about. She’s refusing. I’ve also stopped paying rent because a) they insist my tenancy has ended, and b) I need the money for a new place and moving (a) will probably be contentious later on, but right now b) is more important).
The legal service encourages people to settle disputes before it comes to the hearing, so I tell the agent I have a place and can be out the weekend right after the hearing date. NOPE, NOT GOOD ENOUGH, she insists on still going to the hearing.
Over the next few days I get copies of the paperwork she’s bringing to the hearing ... which she hasn’t prepared in the instructed way and hasn’t signed. A second round of them came through later with the ‘signature’, so it seems they called her out on that.
Hearing time comes ... I’m on the phone connected to the ‘waiting area’ as per instruction. 20 minutes after the due start time, the judge tells me that the other party (landlord or agent) haven’t turned up and therefore she’s dismissing their case. End of matter, final, goodnight.
An hour later I get a call from agent, very put out because she WAS there and waiting 32 MINUTES and they wouldn’t put her through. She’s going to re-apply and send screenshots to show she did attend ... I’m fairly certain from that she tried to join as a Zoom call rather than a phone call, because otherwise how are there screenshots? By this stage I’m being coolly civil with her rather than friendly like before, because bitch be doing everything she can to fuck me over and she’s had a habit of nice, chatty phone calls right before she drops bad news (the notice to vacate, the notice of the hearing) in my inbox.
Sure enough, within 20 minutes she serves me another notice to vacate, this one about the rent being overdue. Fortunately this one has to allow me 3 weeks and I’ll be out by then, and frankly I’m just laughing at them now.
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thefanficmonster · 4 years ago
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Let Them Talk
Corpse Husband x Reader (Female) ft. Sykkuno
Warnings: Swearing, Jealousy
Genre: Fluff, a bit of Angst
Summary: We can all agree Among Us is a fun game on its own but what makes it ten times better is playing it with the right company. Y/N could agree 100% Being a streamer herself, she loves playing with the streamer gang that includes her boyfriend and best friend. But, what happens when her boyfriend starts doubting her feelings for him due to her close relationship with her best friend.
Requested by @cheetoscat . Thank you so much for your request! Sorry it took so long to write, I hope the final product is worth the wait. Enjoy! Love, Vy ❤
Y/AU/N - Your Among Us Name
I settle in my gaming chair, adjusting my webcam one last time before joining the Among Us lobby with my friends. 
“Hi everyone!“ I say into the mic, a smile plastering itself on my face. Discord is a magical thing, man. It’s so easy to forget that the people you are talking to aren’t around you or within arm’s reach. You could be separated by miles and miles of land or - in our case - oceans as well. Distance becomes negligible when you hear your friends’ voices, their laughter; when you have a good time together despite being each behind a screen, often times alone.
Well, I’m one of those lucky ones that isn’t alone. No one knows that, though. Everyone thinks I’m a single, self-employed girl that’s straight out of college. And they are 90% right. Only thing is - I’m not single. That would be a shocker in and of itself, but revealing who’s changed my relationship status would be a bomb with a whole new intensity.
Speaking of my significant other who shall remain unnamed - just kidding, it’s Corpse - his form materializes in the doorway of my recording room. I give him a hand signal the camera isn’t able to capture, alerting him of the fact that my mic is on. He replies by blowing me a kiss and walking off down the hall to his recording room where he’ll be stationed for the next three or so hours.
I owe this relationship to my best friend Sykkuno. I’m a pretty new and not very well known on the platform, however, thanks to him I haven’t only obtained a boyfriend, but a following of a little over million subscribers as well. 
It all started with an invitation to fill a spot in the Among Us lobby him and his friends had created. It took him quite a bit to convince me to join, but I eventually caved and agreed. Suddenly, there I was. In a Discord call, in an Among Us lobby with some of the most well-known names on this platform. I’m talking YouTube legends. I was that puppy playing with the big dogs. The newbie tagging along with the big leagues. Or at least that’s how I felt until we all started vibing - talking and teasing each other as though we’ve known each other for years and not minutes.
When I joined the call, Corpse wasn’t present. After everyone else introduced themselves, Sykkuno informed me that we were waiting for Corpse to return. The name sounded really cool to me and I was genuinely very excited to meet this Corpse guy.
And then, out of the blue - no prep, no warning...
“Did you get someone to fill the spot? Oh- Hello, Y/AU/N.“ 
…he started talking and he had me star-struck. Apparently, he also had me a blabbering mess cause I remember blurting out: “Whoa, who’s this guy speaking in bold and underlined at the same time?”
The entire lobby, including Corpse, laughed. Sean, or Jack like they called him most often, answered my question, “That is the voice of God, Y/N. Its source is named Corpse, though.”
Heat spread from the bottom of my neck to the tips of my ears. I was mortified by my own stupidity. I was well aware they couldn’t see me and I was incredibly thankful for that, but I simply could not get myself to open my eyes. “I’m so sorry.” I said through nervous laughter.
“No, no, I like that description. Bold and underlined at the same time, huh?“ His voice sounded even more pleasant when it had that teasing, mischievous note to it. That thought popping up in my head only made things worse for my self-esteem and only made me more embarrassed, causing me to hide my face in my hands. “You sure it’s not in Italics as well?“ 
His question got a weak laugh out of me. “Nope, definitely not. Nothing Italic about it.“
Yes, I don’t even know how some terrible jokes about MS Word fonts got me as far as a romantic relationship, but they did! We’ve been living together for quite some time now, dating for even longer - hiding it just as long. It’s not that we have been actively trying to hide it or something, we just wanted to see how long it would take someone to become sus of us. When we realized no one would notice, we decided that if any rumors about us started, or even fans shipping us, we’d come clean. That hasn’t happened either, so we haven’t had the proper chance to address our relationship and neither of us minds.
At this point, I’m honestly afraid of revealing it to the gaming squad. Sykkuno especially. He’s my best friend, after all. I can see him being hurt by the fact that I kept a secret so big even from him. The last thing I wanna do is hurt my best friend but it’s already too late for that, it’s inevitable.
“Y/N have you looked at Twitter today?“ Rae, another streamer I’ve become close with over the months, says urgently.
Overlooking the tension in her words, I answer: “Nope, haven’t had the time. Why? What’s up?“
Before Rae can say anything else, Sykkuno joins the conversation, his voice somehow even more urgent than Rae’s. “It’s nothing, Y/N. If you see it, just don’t let it bother you, ok?”
Hearing such a tone from Rae isn’t unusual, but hearing it from Sykkuno is completely different and a lot more worrisome. “Well if it has the potential of bothering me it can’t be nothing. What’s going on?”
Just then, my phone dings with two notifications. I check to see they are messages from Rae.
“I sent you screenshots. Sorry, Sykkuno. She has to know in order to address it and defuse it as well. I know better than anyone how fast these rumors can spread, especially if no one reacts to them.“ She says, her tone barely apologetic at all.
I open the screenshots she has sent me and I find myself frozen in shock. Some old pictures of Sykkuno and I have been posted on Twitter by some random user. These pictures have started an entire thread of suspicions surrounding our relationship.
The pictures in question are from a New Year’s Eve party a mutual friend of ours held two years ago. Sure, in the pictures we are a lot closer than what would be considered a platonic proximity. And yes one of the pictures is of me kissing his cheek. Yes we were both a bit tipsy. I acknowledge all those things and yet none of them are concrete reasons for these rumors to have started piling. 
“This is silly.“ I finally say after maybe five minutes of silence on my end. ”This is absolutely ridiculous! And why are people so serious about it as well? Actual, important matters get discussed more nonchalantly than the potential relationship between two online personalities! What is this world we live in?“ I know I shouldn’t let these rumors get to me like this, especially not on camera. Still, I can’t help it. I feel it’s so unfair to Corpse. He has to put up with this as well and it’s by no means easy for him. I’ve been shipped with people from our group in the past and he always took those rumors to heart despite acting like he didn’t care. Neither of us should get worked up, but him getting upset about them creates a domino effect with my emotions - causing me to be hit just as hard as him, in some cases harder.
Rumors of the past aside, this one is the worst by far. Mostly cause even Corpse himself suspected something between Sykkuno and I at the very beginning, when we were still acquaintances, barely crossing into the realm of friends.
I pull up Twitter to look for the whole thread, barely sparing my stream chat a glance in the process. It seems pretty split - those who agree with me and those who think Sykkuno and I make ‘such an adorable couple’. The thread is ridiculously long, and if we take into account that it was only started approximately five hours ago, you can either view it as impressive, amusing or sad. Why sad? Because someone has dedicated so much time and effort into fueling the fire of a weakly supported theory.
I love Sykkuno with all my heart. Everyone knows that - fandom, streamer squad, Corpse and Sykkuno included. I love too much and too platonically to ever even dream of having a romantic connection with him. I thought that was more than obvious, but people are either blind here, or just grasping at straws. One thing’s for certain - they’re stepping on a nerve.
“Hey where’s Corpse? Did he disconnect?” Felix asks, gaining my full attention. My eyes dart to the monitor, searching through the little avatars in a desperate search for the one of my boyfriend. It’s nowhere to be found.
“He just messaged me saying his connection is unstable but he might join us later.“ Rae says, “You guys can invite someone to fill...“
“Bathroom break.“ I interrupt, not waiting for a response before shutting my mic off, putting the ‘BRB‘ graphic on my stream and yanking the headset off. I basically run down the hall to Corpse’s recording room, my heart pounding like a bass drum.
“Corpse?!“ I call out to him, one hand already on the doorknob. When five seconds pass by without a response, I barge in. 
Inside, I find his usual spot on the gaming chair empty and his slumped figure seated on his bed.
“Corpse?“ I try again, watching for even the tiniest change of body language. He remains still as a statue, not bothering to look up at me either. 
His hands are gripping the edge of the mattress, his head hanging low. His eyes are covered by the short curtain of his dark messy curls. I can’t gauge much. Is he angry? Is he sad? Both? How should I approach the situation?
Before I find the answer to any of those questions, I am kneeling in front of him, our height difference eliminated. I gently pry his hands off the mattress and take them in mine, holding them firmly but tenderly. With one hand I reach up to tilt his head so his eyes can meet mine. He complies, his tear-filled brown orbs meeting mine. Those tears have the same effect on me as fifty sharp knives stabbing into my chest. These tears focus their attack straight on my heart, tearing it to pieces.
“Baby....“
He cuts me off, “Why is it always someone else, huh? Do they deem me not worthy of being with you? Do they think you deserve better?” His voice wavers, “Well, they might be right. They are correct and there’s little I can do to prove them wrong. They mean you well, Y/N - pairing you with guys better than me. Those are some loyal fans you’ve got. They only want what’s best for you. And so do I. If ‘best’ is being with someone else then...”
It’s my turn to cut him off. I put an end to his nonsense ramble that’s slowly killing me by pressing my finger against his lips. The sternness of my gaze is beyond me as I get up and walk over to his computer setup. I put on his headset and hop into the call as well as the lobby with his avatar.
“Hey Corpse’s back!” Toast says, “Good to have you back buddy.”
“No, not Corpse.” I say in a casual, nonchalant voice.
“Wait, wha-“ Sean’s voice shows just how confused he is, representing the confusion of the entire lobby actually.
“I know all of you are streaming so this message will be heard by several different audiences so I’m gonna make myself perfectly clear.“ I take a deep breath, “Sykkuno and I aren’t dating. He’s a lovely guy and he deserves to find a girl who will treat him right. That girl isn’t and won’t be me though. I am already treating someone right. Someone who treats me more than right as well. An amazing person. A man-child with a heart of gold. You know him, to a certain extent. He goes by the name of Corpse Husband, but I prefer to call him ‘Love of my life’. Thank you for your time and attention, goodbye.“
I exit the call and turn around to find a stunned Copse looking at me.
“That was meant for you just as much.“ I say with a fake strict attitude, one hand on my hip the other rested on his desk behind me, “Were you listening?“
Within milliseconds, he’s on his feet standing directly in front of me, his lips inches away from mine. “I heard and memorized every word. But...” he pauses for a moment, “I think you have no idea how big of a chaos you just created.”
I smile mischievously, “We’ll worry about that later. For now...” I close the gap between us, connecting our lips in a sweet and passionate kiss. 
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imjusttpeachy · 4 years ago
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she's a rae of sunshine (c.h.)
okay so this was a request but i completely read it wrong so i’m gonna write it again but i finished this one anyway so here take it
so sorry to the anon who requested it bc u were so fuckin sweet i’ll have it up asap i promise
playlist
ralph castelli - morning sex
crumb - bones
jorja smith - teenage fantasy
summary: balancing college life and wanting to support your best friends online endeavors was difficult, but reader regrets trying a little harder when she finally meets one of her newer stream-mates
word count: 2, 828
WARNINGS: she/her pronouns used, coarse language, lowkey OOC Corpse, that needs its own warning i’m sorry,
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“Look you knew I had to stream before I said you could come over ya fuckin idiot.”
“Yea I knowwwww, I just wanted to spend more time with my super-hot best friend forever.”
Being the best friend of an online personality had its perks— the amazing trips you got to hitch a ride on, the adoring fans that seemed to latch on to you as well, the sponsorships that would always send you something along with the original PR package, and especially the way she was able to choose their own work hours.
Well... mostly.
As much as you adored spending time together during the day, whether it be shopping or going out for brunch, those late nights that always seemed to hold the most memories you held so dear were few and far between. Of course, you couldn’t blame her; responsibilities were responsibilities, and fuck if you’d let your selfish wants override the way she chooses to get her work done. You really couldn’t be one to judge either-- having to call off dates because you’d underestimated the time you needed to complete a school paper, or when a last-minute lab was called in and you’d have to leave her sitting alone in those cafes with your half-finished mocha and a promise to Venmo her the money to cover it later. What left you feeling the most guilty, though, was the fact that you weren’t able to watch her content as much as you’d like to. Sure, you’d catch a few minutes of a stream here and there but any time you spent apart was usually spent with your head buried in a book, mind bleary with countless espresso shots trying to keep your tired eyes focused on the seemingly unending work in front of you.
But, a distraction every now and then couldn’t hurt. Right?
Having had enough of your current assignment, any coherent thought was long gone, you’d decided to pay your favourite person a little visit. You knew she’d probably be busy as she hadn’t replied to your previous text for a few hours, but knowing her presence alone and any passing comments would lift the heaviness that had found its home in your head and chest, you shot her a message to let her know that her office couch would be occupied by you for the next few hours. Normally, you’d just show up so you knew she wouldn’t have a problem with it; so when that fateful message popped up on your phone giving you the go-ahead you completely ignored the warning of her work schedule and drove right over.
So now here you were, sprawled haphazardly on her couch clad in sweats and a sports bra scrolling through your phone as you watched her finish her final touches so she could start her stream.
“You’re gonna be in the background of my face cam if you wanna sit there y’know.” Groaning in response to her warning not wanting to move from the comfy spot you just found, you looked over at her with the best puppy eyes you could muster. She chuckled softly, raising her hands in surrender as she turned back to her setup. “Hey I really don’t care, just warning ya bug. The thirst comments and screenshots are outta my hands.”
Scoffing under your breath at her comment, you turned your head back to your phone as a Twitter notification popped up at the top of your screen.
Corpse Husband: streaming among us in a few mins, join in on youtube
Heartbeat picking up slightly, you scrambled for the purse you’d thrown at the base of the couch for your headphones. Ever since you’d found this handsome-voiced stranger’s channel on your late night horror binges, you had fallen completely in love. While you weren’t typically the type to watch video game commentary outside of Rae, his voice got you completely hooked and you couldn’t get enough of it. Yeah, maybe you were a bit of a simp, but that sweet and genuine personality that hid behind that gravelly tone had you melting completely into his clutches. You tried to convince yourself to get over it, you didn’t even know what he looked like. But, y’know, a little crush wouldn’t hurt anybody right?
“Going live in T-minus 30 seconds babe.” Jumping slightly as Rae’s voice knocked you out of dreamland, you mumbled out a small “got it” as you once again got focused on getting your headphones connected to your phone. You’d never been able to watch one of his lives before, his horror commentary videos usually playing as background noise as you did schoolwork or while you were falling asleep. Practically shaking with excitement, you opened your YouTube app seeing the live at the very top and tapping on it immediately only to be met with that sweet laugh ringing through your headphones like music to your ears. You grinned to yourself, grabbing the throw pillow you had previously tossed to the floor and hugging it to your chest while your eyes remained glued to your phone screen, completely forgetting what was happening around you as you zeroed in on the gravelly tone you’d fallen oh-so in love with.
“Hey (Y/N) wave hi.” You startled slightly as the faint voice of your friend sounded from across the room. Glancing up from your phone, you pulled an earbud from your ear and furrowed your brows at her before slowly processing what she said, lifting a hand in greeting to her watchers. She laughed at your confusing antics, turning slightly in her chair to look over at you. “What the hell are you so smiley about?”
“…Nothing..” You grinned widely as her laugh once again resounded around the room, shaking her head at you before turning back to her screen with a scoff, muttering something under her breath so only her watchers could hear. Smile still plastered across your lips, you settled back down into the comfiness of the couch and popped your earbud back in, zeroing in again on the screen in front of you. Watching as Corpse moved his character around the lobby as he waited for his friends to join, a small giggle escaped from under your breath; trying your best to be mindful of Rae’s stream but not being able to hold back the flustered feeling welling up in your chest, mind giddy with the thought of finally being able to see one of his famous live streams, well, live. It had only been a few seconds later when you heard Rae’s voice once again, only this time, not as muffled as before.
“What’s up motherfuckers.” Brows furrowing in confusion, you lifted your hand to your earbud and pulled it from your ear once again, hearing her voice from across the room but from your other earbud as well. No, there was no fucking way. All your questions were answered, though, as you glanced back down at your phone screen seeing a red character move around the game lobby along with Corpse’s, the gamer tag ‘Valkyrae’ floating just above it. Blinking hard at your screen trying to convince yourself that your eyes were lying to you, you slowly pulled your hand to cover your mouth in shock. How… How could you possibly not know they knew each other? With the way they spoke to each other in sarcastic comments, poking fun at the other it sounded like they were close too. Body finally catching up with your thoughts, you scrambled at your phone, shaky hands moving as quickly as they could to pull up your texts with Rae. Your fingers tapped furiously at the screen, anxious to get back to the live stream to listen in more but also needing to know what the fuck was going on.
TO my rae of sunshine: care to explain what the fuck is going on??! how the fuck do you know corpse husband?????!??!
“Oops sorry guys, guess I forgot to turn off my phone ringer-“ Staring up at the back of her head helplessly, you watched as she picked up her phone seeming to read out the text before bursting into a peal of laughter. Tossing a look at you over her shoulder, you looked back down at your phone bashfully, seeing the three loading dots in your message thread indicating that she was messaging you back.
my rae of sunshine: lol what about it? you gotta crush on him or something?
TO my rae of sunshine: …no
Hitting send you rushed back to the stream, anxious to see what Corpse was saying in response to Rae’s absence, not thinking anything about your brief conversation and thinking you would discuss it after she had logged off for the night. Though, as you heard her phone chime again from across the room followed by another bark of laughter, you knew you weren’t getting off that easy.
“What are you laughing about?” Corpse’s honeyed voice sounded from your earbud, hearing Rae’s giggles from what you presumed to be their discord voice chat. Glancing anxiously between his stream and the reflection of Rae’s face cam in one of her monitors, your heart began to sink as you watched that familiar mischievous grin tugging at the edge of her lips.
“Oh just my friend (Y/n) sent me a funny meme”
“Wait, is she the one in some of your Instagram posts?” You swear your heart stopped beating at that moment, eyes glued to the screen in front of you as you tried helplessly to process the conversation happening right in front of you. He knew who you were? You thought you’d always be lost among the hundreds of thousands of his new adoring fans, left in the anonymity of your Twitter tag in his subtweets, or just another subscriber that fawned over him silently behind a keyboard. Knowing that he’d actually seen your face you could feel your own beginning to heat at that moment; you brought your hands your mouth again, unknowingly curling your body tighter around the pillow in your lap as you tried to hide your face behind it as you become more and more flustered from the words nonchalantly escaping his mouth.
“Yea that’s her, pretty thing isn’t she? She’s my absolute favourite.”
That’s it, you were gonna fucking kill her.
“I mean, yeah... I guess..” The timid words followed by a soft awkward chuckle had your breath hitching in your throat. There was no fucking way this was happening. This had to be a dream, that was the only possible explanation. You were just about to pinch yourself when Rae’s voice startled you from your thoughts.
“She’s actually over right now. She insisted on getting wine drunk later tonight because her professor’s been on her ass lately. I’ll get her to come say hi.” Rae had barely turned around in her chair when she was met with your wide-eyed gaze, panic painted across your features as you shook your head wildly. You were in no state to be talking to your long-time internet crush in such a casual setting. But with the look Rae shot you from her chair as she started to plug another headset into her PC, you knew you had no choice and begrudgingly pulled yourself from the couch almost tripping over your own feet as you shakily walked over to Rae. Shooting her another pleading look, she only shoved the headset in your direction in return as she grinned up at you. Finally biting the bullet, you pulled on the headset and leaned down toward the mic.
“Hi, how’s it going?” Cursing at yourself for how quiet and shaky your words came out, you barely had any time to think it over before a chorus of greetings sounded through the headset. A small giggle escaped your lips as you watched the different Discord icons appear and disappear from the top of the screen. You knew most of these people already which made you even more confused as to how you managed to miss that voice from all the discord chats and voice calls. Well, knowing them was a bit of an overstatement anyway; you knew /of/ them, and they knew /of/ you in the other times you popped up in the background or in passing conversation during Rae’s streams. They did know you well enough, though, to know this was not the way you usually spoke around them.
“No way, that can’t be the (Y/N) I know!” The voice you recognize as Sean echoes through your headset, another chorus of knowing laughter following quickly after. Taking a deep breath you managed to force out a few words that would get them off your case.
“…Shut the fuck up”
“There she is!!” As the group erupted in laughter yet again, all you could focus on was the faint deep chuckle that resounded through your headset. Feeling your face start to heat up, you covered your wide grin with your hand as butterflies burst through your stomach; you could listen to that laugh all day. Before you were able to speak again, though, that heavenly voice piped up and wiped all train of thought from your mind.
“Nice to meet you (Y/N).”
“It’s nice to meet you too Corpse. I gotta be honest ‘n say I’m a pretty big fan of your no-sleep work.” And... there’s the word vomit. Fuck, you could feel your cheeks starting to heat up with the ongoing realization of who you were talking to.
“Aha thank you, I uh really appreciate that. I’m sure you just heard, but I guess you could say I’m a fan of yours also.”
No.
No, there’s no fucking way.
Is he...
Flirting with you?
Before you could even think about what to reply to that with, the rest of the group beat you to it.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is happening.”
“CORPSE! You SIMP!”
“Is- Is Corpse really shooting his shot right now?”
You didn’t realize you were frozen in place until you felt Rae’s hand on your elbow, snapping you out of your bewildered trance as you tried to comprehend what was happening yourself. As your thoughts finally caught up to the present, you could feel your cheeks start to burn; pulling your hand up to cover your face you stepped out of the view of the face cam. Rae’s laughter filled the room as she watched your flustered antics, shooting you a sly grin as she started scanning the monitor displaying her live chat.
“Wait, wait, chats telling me (y/n)’s blushing right now?” Sean’s voice echoed through the discord chat, only making you flush further as you tried desperately to find a way out of this.
“Okay, okay, leave her alone.” Corpse’s voice finally piped up amid all of the chaos causing everyone to immediately pipe down. God, you didn’t even want to begin to think of the mess this has already made, you just needed to get out of there before you caused any more damage.
“Yeah, I uh- see- see that the lobby’s full so I’ll just uh- leave you guys to it.” Quietly thanking the stars that Corpse finally got you out of this mess, you went to pull the headset off your ears when that fateful voice piped up again.
“Wait, don’t let these nerds make you leave. You should stay- I mean, only to help Rae y'know? She needs it.”
“I do not!”
“I- I mean yea sure, as long as I’m not intruding,” Cursing yourself again for stuttering before forcing yourself to swallow the knot in your throat, “I mean, she really does need the help.”
“Okay just because you want to flirt some more doesn’t mean you can bully me-“
“Okay, I’m starting the round!” The booming accented voice cut off everyone else in the call as you all stared as the screen began to count down to the game, and before anyone had the chance to say anything else a chorus of laughs resounded, and then the lobby fell into silence.
•••
And it went on like that, the not-so-subtle flirting followed by relentless jabs from the group immediately after. The game was almost forgotten with how much of each lobby was taken up by teasing words and endless laughter, but every audience was just eating it up. You didn’t even want to think about the mess social media was going to be after this stream but right now you were having fun with your friends and that’s all that mattered. The grin was practically plastered on your face as you laughed along with Rae the chat during the gameplay portions and you knew everything from this moment on was gonna be different, but you couldn’t find a single thing within you to care.
Especially when you logged onto Twitter right after the stream and saw that little message right at the top of your requests.
@.corpsehusband: wanna hear some of that no sleep work in person?
•••
beep bop here u go,
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LOSING MY RELIGION CHAPTER 1: THE HEALER
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(Screenshot: The Clone Wars. Raydonian Settlement.)
Pairing: Post Season 2 Din Djarin / force sensitive reader. Soft. Super soft. The beginning of a long haul slow burn. Alternating POV.
Warnings: the acknowledgment of sex.
A/N: Din Djarin has an amazing character arc on The Mandalorian and I’m fascinated with his growth as he grapples with those parts of his creed he feels are worth keeping and those he is learning to let go. I thought I’d give him a motivation and allow you to be a partner for him to explore that with. I also wanted to challenge myself with a structure over all chapters: alternating POV from Din/You/Din.
Summary: Once you were a Jedi, but you’ve long settled into a different life you love. But today is different. Today a Mandalorian comes looking for you.
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PART I: DIN DJARIN.
“This is a weird-looking place; not what I expected.” For most of his life, Din was used to being alone. Then came the kid. Even though the kid was only with him for a short time, he’d gotten used to having someone around to hear him think out loud now and then. Now the kid is gone--to a place that is much better for him--but the Mandalorian can’t quite break the habit and mutters through the modulator for nobody to hear. “She said North Settlement, Raydonia, right? Well, nav says this is it.”
Din eases up on the lever, bringing the Crest II more level for landing. One of the landing struts strains to unfold, and when it finally pops, there’s a sick clunk and the ship jostles a little down and to the side. “Dank ferrik, gotta fix that.” If his old ship was in a sad state, this junkyard find was in a deep depression. Sure, it’s one model newer, but it has obviously been through hell. And some of the buttons are in the wrong places in this version. Another thing to fix. He appreciates Karga’s sourcing it for him, appreciates the gesture of trying to replace his old ride, but wonders how many dozens of bounties he needs to fill to pay it off. After making repairs. And paying off the loan to fit it with a carbonite chamber. And replacing some weaponry…Karga’s got him for life. Bo Katan’s gonna have to wait on that reclamation if she wants him to join up with her faction anytime soon.
The lever sticks. Din curses. The landing is rougher than he’d like, but no damage is done. He brings the gunship to rest just outside of the settlement, but within sight of it, runs the power down sequence, and takes a moment to look out over the neon landscape. There’s a  sizeable cluster of tall, domed buildings sticking up in strangely neutral colors against the riot that is the forest here. The trees cuddle thick around the settlement and all the fauna glows in iridescent colors against the night sky. He wonders if he should adjust his visor settings to make the sight less....loud? Meh. He’s tired enough not to bother.
It’s still night on this side of the planet, and he figures he’s got a few hours to hit the rack before going on his next hunt. Can it be called a hunt? It’s the word he’s used to, whether it’s a bounty or no. He sighs as he hauls his ass out of the pilot seat and down into the hull. 
The hull is quiet and empty. There are supply crates and empty carbonite frames, all the same clutter as the Razor Crest really. It’s just...empty in a different way. There’s no other living thing here. It’s dim and warm. There’s a soft clicking that gets slower and slower as the engines cool down. And for the first time in a long while, Din stands alone in his ship and hears the soft hiss of the air pressure gauge as he lifts his helmet up and off his head. Turning it slowly in his hands, staring down into the visor, he judges his reflection there. Stars, he needs to cut his hair and shave. The helmet comes off more often since he said goodbye to the kid. Not always. There’s still the creed. But some days, he questions what that creed means now.
Knowing that the settlement is most likely sleeping and that his starboard door is pointed away from it, he opens it to the night. The air here is temperate, sweet, and musky--fruit and flowers--and without the visor filter trying to compensate for the bioluminosity, the colors are deeper, a little less glaring and nauseous. “Still,” he mumbles, “pretty weird.”
Looking through the trees, Din’s eyes glaze and he sighs in his usual exasperation. What is he doing here? He needs to be paying off his debt, not taking mercy missions. But still. Grogu made an impression. And he himself was a foundling. Now that the Mandalorian covert is gone, there’s no good way for him to contribute. This is the best he’s got. This is the way.
And hey. A few short months ago he’d never really heard of the Jedi; now he’s met two. And they’re both...good people. Hearty warriors. Even-keeled and trustworthy. It’s a welcome change from all the lowlife he knocks elbows with on the daily. There’s something of a rumbling excitement in him to meet his third.
“I’m looking for someone,” he tests out under his breath, rolling your name along his tongue so he can get it right. “You know where I can find her?” It’s an interesting name. He looks forward to seeing what kind of person belongs to it. 
An animal shifts between the trees and brings him back to the present. Din shuts the door. Placing the helmet down reverently on a crate, he doesn’t even bother removing the rest of the beskar. He’s been traveling for days and the cot in this ship is better than the last one and he’s beat. 
“Start at the cantina and work from there. Every settlement’s got one,” his one thought before he’s out.
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PART 2: YOU.
You’re afraid. Deeply afraid. You are leaning on all of your training to manage your fear. The air is hot and the younglings around you are sniffling and whimpering, but still dutifully trying to manage their own feelings. You are being hunted. These young ones are in danger. There’s no time for questions, there is only instinct and action. The air is so hot, so terribly hot--is something burning? There’s blaster fire in a far away place. You return to each of these things. Your fear. Your training. The fear rising from the younglings around you. The zip of distant blasters. The smell of smoke. The hot, hot air.
And suddenly, you are ducking. And running. Now the cycle of your thoughts roll through: make sure they’re all here, keep an eye on your back, keep low, avoid the flames. After that, there’s just the knowledge that you’re all being pursued. On distant worlds. In hyperspace. The white helmet no longer means comrade, it means death, run, don’t stop running, don’t get comfortable, don’t trust anyone, fight as a last resort, don’t hide, just run.
And then, you look down to the small youngling you are carrying in your arms, and though you struggle to hold him, he moves further and further away into the void and your training fails you and you feel fear and you feel fear and you feel deep, deep fear….
...and your eyes open.
Breathe in.
You are in your bed--your safe, soft bed--with the window open and the red and blue forest waving outside. The beige ceiling. The warm breeze trailing in.
Breathe out.
You feel your brows knit together. You assess.
What...triggered that?
It’s been...how long--years? a decade?--since you’ve had an Order 66 dream. Not that you’d ever fool yourself into believing that you’d never have another, but...it’s been so long. No matter. It’s okay. Let the feeling wash out. It just snuck up on you, that’s all. You are warm here. Safe here. This is your home. Those younglings…. Most of those younglings are safe. Functioning adults by now. Thanks to you. Breathe. The sun is just barely coming up; you can go back to sleep for an hour or two. 
Calm. 
Calm. 
You sigh and let your eyelids drift closed.
A sudden image of a white helmet.
NOPE. You throw the sheets back and you’re up and moving.
The morning light in the main room is soft, filtering in from high-up windows in the dome over your head. You shuffle to the counter and rummage around for the caf, but “blast,” you’re out. You grit your teeth and let escape a frustrated growl,  pounding your fist weakly into the counter. This is not how you like your day to start. Rude awakening, no caf, too early, the birds aren’t even singing yet. The irritation rises, and it would feel so good to just break one of the empty cups in front of you….but the next part is automatic. Like a built-in override, you feel the Force rise in you and douse your anger like a wave of calm. It’s okay, it tells you. The caf can wait. You’ll have to get some on the way to the clinic. It’s for the best. You know that’s not really what you need right now. Resigned, and with a tiny hint of residual frustration, you move outside.
The back door whooshes open as you step out into the garden. It’s never too early for training. Train when you’re tired, scared, confused, when you roll your eyes at the thought of it, these are the best times, the times when it is challenging but you need it most. Reach out with your feelings. Feel the Force flow through you. You stand under the brightening sky, feeling the dark, damp grass under your bare feet. Your gaze softens, and you breathe.
There’s a...feeling here. 
Curious. 
A message in this. 
There’s something different. Something will be different today. What is it. 
You breathe. 
You wonder. 
But there are no answers. And that’s irritating. 
You make the effort to push the irritation aside. You try to unknit your brow. 
It’s okay. You’ll know when you know. 
You close your eyes and focus your thoughts. 
The white helmet. 
Temper your fear. 
Why are you seeing this? Why is it visiting you today? 
When you tell it to leave, it fades slowly, but does not vanish completely. 
“Okay then,” you sigh, beginning to move your body through basic forms, putting energy into the poses, concentrating on the flow of movement. “You’re trying to tell me something. It would be nice if you’d just spit it out. But we’ll do it your way, I guess,” you grumble and submit. “I’m content to know when I know.”
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The clinic isn’t busy today, but it’s still a slog. Mala keeps running out to keep you in chilled caf, and sometime in the late morning, it finally starts to make an impact. After six or so kids - a couple of pollen rashes, a stomach ailment, and a budroot seed stuck waaaaaay up a nostril - you close the front door and hope for a break.
“You look like skrag. Late night?”
You shoot your friend an incredulous look, and huff in offense. “Thanks. I was just about to comment on how perky your lekku look today, but I think I will just keep that to myself now.”
Mala laughs and flashes you a rude gesture, which has the intended effect of getting you to smile. “But really. I had my eye on you all morning and you’re on your fourth caf. Are you okay?”
“Yeah,” you yawn. “Not a late night; an early morning.” The door slides shut behind you as you both file in to take a quick snack in the exam room. The sound of kids playing in the clinic courtyard filters in through the windows and you keep your voice down to avoid an echo through the dome. “I. Uh. Had a dream about that day in the Temple.”
Mala spins to look at you, mild concern in her face. “Really. After all this time? What triggered that?”
“Huh. That’s the first thing I wondered too. It’s probably nothing. With the high pollen count this year I’ve been working straight through the season. Probably just need a day off.”
Now it’s Mala’s turn to huff. She tosses a fruit at you. “I wish you’d take a day off. I wish you’d take more than a day.” She bears down on you as you scoff and try to waive it off. “No, seriously. When was the last time you had a vacation? Got off-world? Got laid??? If my husband had a brother, I’d force him on you just to help you wind down. You know, Geoffin can arrange something for you, either on Raydonia or off-world, just ask him. He’d do anything for you now that your bar tab is paid down--”
“I know, I know, I just…” you struggle for the words, feeling overwhelmed at the thought of leaving your haven and still a little weirded out by the dream.
You spent years on the run, constantly moving from place to place, but when it was time to leave Raydonia and your corp leader asked who wanted to stay, you were the first to volunteer. It was the plants. The colors. The sweet smell in the air and the way everything slowed down here. The people and their kids. It was so easy--much more than you wanted to admit--to just assimilate. To stay in one place and find family and purpose--things you had in the Order, but with a bit more warmth and a lot more selfish indulgence. There are still days you look to the stars and yearn to be among them, to be traveling...learning...but then you think about all the things you’re still discovering about this planet, of Mala and her welcoming family that’s basically your family, of your friends here, of your regular nights at the cantina, of your cozy little home that’s all your own. It’s easy to become attached. To form deep bonds. But deep down, you know that duty is still in there and you’re a little afraid of how easy it might be to just go and never come back. It’s a thought you often turn away from as soon as it comes on. You wrap yourself back up in your life here. 
“It’s safe here. I know the Empire is gone. But. Still. Every time I travel, I feel like I’m always watching my back.”
There is a moment of silence where you can feel Mala’s eyes on you. She knows what you’re thinking. Always. You bite into the fruit to pull focus off yourself. But then she leans in and folds an arm around you, cradling your head against her shoulder and pressing her cheek to your forehead as you chew and swallow. It’s easy to hug her back. It’s a simple and comforting thing; even if you don’t overly need it, you appreciate the care she gives. She is more than your colleague, Mala is the closest thing you have ever had to family, the only sister you have ever known, your oldest friend. Well. The oldest friend that you know is alive and you can still safely be with.  She alone holds your secrets. You’ve been on Raydonia long enough that nobody asks questions anymore, but it feels good to have one person that knows you deeply, knows everything about you. Even if the Clones and the Empire aren’t hunting you anymore, you let her keep this information for you, the knowledge of your Jedi past. It bonds you and gives you someone to talk to when dreams come calling. You spent so much of your life putting Force before yourself...you selfishly feel comforted having one person who will force you to make yourself a priority.
“I don’t want to leave here, Mala.”
She rocks you lightly. “I don’t want that either, schutta. Ever. I just want you to let the wind lift you with full sails and without fear.”
Twi’leks really do have a way of putting things sometimes.
She pulls away and grabs your face in both hands. “What is this talk of leaving anyway? I never said ‘leave.’ I said ‘go somewhere and meet new people and don’t think about the clinic while you’re getting your little brain screwed out by some beautiful man.’” She twists up her face and shakes yours, “Or Rhodian. Or Wookiee. Or whatever. Do you like Wookiees? Oh, I can see it in your face, that fur fetish! Tsk. Dirty girl.” 
This is why you adore her. This is why you started this clinic with her and trust her so deeply. The care comes so easily and manifests itself in laughter and joy. You fight and you tease, but underneath, there is so much genuine warmth and you treasure it...it is so rare. You wonder if you will ever see its like again.
“Well,” you laugh, “The fur may be the main attraction, but I am all for the opening act of...tall and broad.”
It’s more stupid than funny, but you’re both in the moment. She shrieks as you both crumple, shushing each other and hands to mouths like teenagers as your laughter echoes off the room’s domed walls.
After several moments of resurfacing giggles, you both collapse onto the exam bench and once you are breathing normally again, you sigh and remind her. “I think about it sometimes and it just stops me for a second. I warned you one day I may have to answer the call.”
Mala’s giggles die down a little, her smile just barely fading, but still there as she bites into her own fruit. “Mmm. I know.”
“I don’t know if. I don’t know when. I don’t even know for how long or forever.”
“I know. I know,” she agrees, mouth full, rubbing your shoulder reassuringly.
“You know, you’ve never once said to me, ‘You don’t have to go.’”
“Nope. Do you know why?”
“Because we both know I will anyway.”
“Because we both know you will anyway.”
“I’m sorry. This dream...coming out of the blue...it makes me feel…”
Mala swallows and then nods before reaffirming. “I know. I promise. That’s what I thought too when you told me. But let’s eat and not think too hard about it right now, yes? We can’t live like that. We can only meet it if and when it comes. Like you say. We’ll know when we do. Hand me that budroot.”
You will know when you know. And nobody knows your heart like she does. 
At least, not yet.
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A few hours later, you are finishing up a treatment with a young girl, putting a jar of salve in her mothers’ hands and her giving careful instructions when there’s a whoosh as the door opens and Mala peeks her head in. Her eyes flick between you and the patient, and then she’s gone without a word, the door swooshing back in place. Odd.
“Ssssorry...about that,” you assure the mother. “Do you have any other questions?” There aren’t any, and you bend down to speak directly to the girl. “Will you come back and see me next week?” The girl nods, neither smiling or frowning, just itching the patch of rashy skin on her arm. “Huh uh. No scratching. Be brave and count how long you can go without it. Keep trying to beat your record. Let’s see how high you can count.” A nod from the girl. A smile from the mother. Then they are out the door as Mala slithers past them, entering and pressing the button to close the door behind her, leaning back against it when it does.
“Er...” She looks...what. Scared? Excited? Both? “There’s a...Mandalorian here asking for you.”
“...What?”
“I’ve never seen one with my own eyes before. A Mandalorian. With the helmet and everything.”
Mention of the helmet makes you flinch. “A Mandalorian. For me.”
She nods.
“What do they want?”
“I don’t know. He just said he needed to speak with...well, you, but.... He asked for you by your old name.”
You suddenly feel light-headed and hot. You dropped your Jedi name decades ago keeping just part of it, just enough of it so the right people could still find you, but still just another form of hiding away. You’re sure that name’s not on any registers anymore, but still….“Just one Mandalorian? No squad? Is he a bounty hunter? Does he have a blaster?” Ffft. Stupid question. “I mean, what kind of blaster does he have?”
Mala swallows, half between a giggle and a shiver. “Errr, I don’t know. Hold on.” She hits a button to open the door and once it clears the frame, she slowly peeks around the entry. After a second, she lifts a hand to wave you over.
Ears ringing, you creep up behind her, looking down the darkened passage through the space between her shoulder and lekku. You are almost instantly blinded.
Leaning against the open clinic entryway and looking out to watch the children playing in the courtyard is a pure beam of light, and it takes a moment to realize it’s just the sun shining in and bouncing off silver armor. You blink away the initial blindness and make a split second assessment. 
Thumbs hooked in his belt and leaning against the doorframe; relaxed demeanor. 
More interested in observing the surroundings than waiting on edge for Mala’s return; no urgency. 
Full beskar. 
Charges in his bandolier and on the cuff of one boot, but no blaster in the holster. 
Armored vambraces most likely hold weaponry though. 
Helmet. Helmet helmet helmet.
That’s enough and you pull Mala back from the door as it closes, breathing just slightly faster than you had been before.
For a moment, you stare at each other. She’s looking at you for cues and you can almost hear the script running in her head, is this a bad thing, can you lie to a Mandalorian, what do I say, how can I help….
“Okay, give me a minute,” you tell her, and she’s quiet as you think this one through. Mandalorian. Knows your name. Knows where you are. Blast, he’s probably been asking for you and that means others might have questions about that name now too. Doesn’t matter. You’re not on the run anymore. Or are you? Someone’s come looking. No blaster though. But full armor and not even casual enough to remove his helmet. There are two viable exits if you need them. You shouldn’t need them. But there are two. 
You turn on Mala. “How did he sound? When he asked for me? Was he threatening?”
She blinks. “N..no. Just neutral. No greeting, but not rude either. Just asked to speak to you and when I said I’d go see if you’re available, he said ‘thank you’.”
“Right. Well, that’s a favorable sign. A walking mirror with manners. Okaaay. Okay okay. So. Here’s what I want you to do. Tell him to go to Geoffin’s cantina and wait for me there. I’ll come by when we close down here. Just in case there’s trouble, I would rather meet him in public and away from kids.”
“Are you sure? I can just tell him you don’t want to talk to him.”
“I doubt that will stop him and he’d just try another time. And...well, to be honest...now I’m curious. But this will get him out of here for now and give me an hour or two to decide what I want to do.”
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An hour later, you’re kneeling by your bed at home. There’s a hidden compartment built into its base that you haven’t opened in a while. Haven’t needed to. Wanted to though. A Jedi’s lightsaber is an extension of themselves and although you’ve gotten used to the sensation over the years, it still feels a bit like walking around with missing a limb when you don’t have it on you.
Sliding the panel open, you take up the familiar hilt, and feel a soothing wholeness. Just the right thickness and length for your grip. Simple, elegant. The metal isn’t cold, but neither will it heat up with the blade on. It is always the warmth of your own hand, it shares your own body’s vibration. You close your eyes and press it to your forehead like the old friend that it is, your one physical connection to your old life.
Then you are on your feet, allowing the Force to flow to the blade and there it is, the soft audible scrape as it extends, the low frequency hum that runs through your whole being, and the hue of light that connects straight to your heart.
“He said he’d wait for you there.” Mala had said. “I tried to tell him where the place was, but he’d already been there and knew of it. Looks like we know who told him where to find you.” She watched you sigh. “You want me to come with you?”
“No. He has some agenda and I doubt it’s violent, but if it is, I don’t want you anywhere near that.”
“Weird day for that dream, huh.”
You did not answer this. Something was different about today. This may be it. It may not be.
“Well,” she continued, taking your hand and placing something in it, “let me know either way. I won’t be able to sleep until I know you’re okay.”
You looked down to see your fingers curled around a long-range comlink. “You mean you’re nosy and you want to know what’s going on.”
“That too.”
“I can take care of myself, schutta.”
“I know you can. But maybe, just to be safe, you should go grab your little laser friend.”
A small smile slides across your face. You retract the blade and, throwing on a cloak, head out to the cantina.
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PART 3: DIN.
“You want me to get you something else, friend?” the Ithorian calls warmly from across the cantina. Din has been sitting here an hour or two with an untouched drink in front of him. He took the furthest booth from the door, but even so, the place isn’t very big. It’s dim, though, that’s something. Easier to blend in--that is, as much as a fully armored man in a rural city can blend in. He tilts his helmet, waves a gesture at the barkeep, one that tells him no, he’s fine, thanks.
Din has been watching the people in this settlement. Peaceful. Familial. Laid back. Utopian, even. He can see the appeal of settling down here. How much rest it would afford. They don’t stop when he passes by, but they certainly stare. Seems like they’re used to getting people drifting through, but not too much trouble. The cantina is the ground floor of a small inn; just enough rooms to house a handful of off-worlders, but not built for expecting a crowd. Probably used for supply runners and settlement speculators. Although, he’s been sitting here long enough to watch one giddy, young Twi’lek couple pay for a key pass and return it a short time later. The barkeep disappeared for a few minutes after that. Probably to change the sheets.
When the Mandalorian stopped in this morning, he was pleased to find that it was a one-and-done deal; the Ithorian more than capable to give all the info he needed. 
“What can I do for you, my shiny friend? Drink? Room?”
“Information.”
“Ah! Well, you’ve come to the right place. If I don’t have an answer for you, I know someone who will.”
“I’m looking for someone.” 
A warm, low-frequency rumble emanated from the barkeep as Din repeated your name. “Really. Huh. Well, I only know one of those names, but I think I know who you mean.” He gave the Mandalorian a look over. “What do you want with that one?”
“I have a message from an old friend. And I need her help.”
The barkeep puffed out air from his gills, the translation modulator transforming it into a non-committal “Hmmm.” Turning and continuing his prep for the morning, he spoke carefully to make sure he was understood. “She’s is a good customer of mine. I would hate to see her come to any harm.”
“No harm. I promise.” Din patted the empty holster on his hip. “No trouble.”
“Mmmm. Well.”This seemed to satisfy him. “Old friend, you say? I didn’t realize she had friends from the old days. She doesn’t talk much about her past. I just assumed she did things she wasn’t proud of and wanted to leave them behind. Lots of people here like that. But one good tale deserves another.... What kind of friend are we talking about? Intimate? Imperial? Was she some kind of spy?”
It disappointed Din a bit that this ‘keep was living up to old stereotypes, but that’s why cantinas always make a good first try--gossip brought information. At least he was friendly. The Ithorian held his breath as Din’s reached into a belt pouch, but let it out as the Mandalorian’s hand came back with credits that clinked onto the bar. 
“Unfortunately, this is all I have to offer.”
“Right. Of course. Well, I guess it’s a good sign that you want to protect her secrets. That counts for a lot.” He scraped the credits into his hand. “You’ll find her at the clinic. It’s a lower building in the old part of the settlement. Take the main path to the end and turn right until you get in the shadow of the hills. It’s about a 15 minute walk from here. You’ll know it when you see it; pretty run down, but the courtyard’s kept up nice. She runs the place with a pretty Twi’ girl named Mala.”
“She’s a healer?”
“Something like that. She tries to help. Mostly kids.”
“Huh.” Din turned to go. “Thanks.”
“No problem! Come back any time! Double drinks for guests at dusk!”
Dusk is now coming on and the cantina is slowly filling. Residents come in and look over to Din’s booth, shooting him a disappointed glance. Apparently, he’s taking up a favorite table. Nobody seems to want to call him on it though. That’s for the best.
By the time the place is at peak occupancy, a woman in a light cloak walks in, bellies up to the bar, and Din’s focus clicks onto her. Onto you. You’re alone. You’re the right age, right xeno. You’re....pretty. Huh. He hadn’t expected that. He’d found Ahsoka attractive, but in a hard way, a warrior way, someone who’s been through war and undercover ops, always ready for the tables to turn. But you...are...softer. Healthy. Your hair is loose and moves with the breeze coming through the windows. It catches the dim light and shines with it. 
He knows your name. It’s a good name. It suits you.
Focus. 
He guesses correctly that this is the Jedi he’s waiting for.
Din lounges in the booth, taking up more than his fair share of space, and quietly observes your transaction at the bar: 
You smile and lean forward over the bar when the Ithorian greets you. Even though he can’t hear the conversation through the noise of the other patrons, Din can pinpoint the moment when the barkeep tells you there’s someone waiting in the far booth. Barkeep’s head tilts slowly in his direction and your eyes go down to the bar to use your periphery to make a quick look. But then your eyes dart sharply to the barkeep when he next speaks. Hmm. Barkeep makes an apologetic gesture and slides a drink into your hands. You down it, never taking eyes off your bartender friend, and slide the glass back, giving him a level nod. Then, without hesitation and a thrilling confidence, you turn and stride toward Din’s booth.
His first instinct is to incline toward you as you decisively and aggressively place both hands on the table. But he curbs this, keeping his relaxed posture. His second nature; never let them see you react.
“So. What’s this all about. You spread my name all over town, you come to my clinic….You got a bounty on me or something? Because I won’t come quietly.” This is also not what Din expected. Your voice is slow and low, but your eyes are fire, and burning right through the visor into his.
“I...didn’t know that you went by an alias.”
Your lips press together in clear irritation. This isn’t going well. The visor picks up something metal concealed in your clothing. Long. Thin. He’s not encountered many Jedi, but he knows enough.
“You brought a weapon.”
“You’re not my first Mandalorian.”
Before he makes this worse he should get to the point. “Look. I’m going to reach into my belt for something. It’s not a weapon. I brought a message.” With one hand, he fishes for the holopuck, holding the other hand up to show no harm. Once the puck is on the table, he continues, “I can’t turn it on, it’s password-locked.”
“What’s the code?”
“I don’t know. But she said you would. She told me to tell you, ‘you’ll know when you know.’”
And now, Din watches your face. 
It softens completely as your brow lifts. Your jaw relaxes, pulling apart your pretty lips. He hears you whisper one hoarse word, barely audible over the crowd….
“Snips.”
The holo comes to life, but Din’s eyes don’t leave you. He notices how your chest hitches as you catch your breath. The sound of your gasp as the first words play, “Long time, my friend.”  And, unexpectedly, something protective in him burns a little when your eyes lift to his and a tear spills out as you recognize the holo image of a smiling Ahsoka Tano. 
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a-jynx · 3 years ago
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:0 uh more Dream smp stuff?? cause y’all liked the other one??? (Georgenotfound edition & kinda long)
being Dream’s sister was rough already so imagine how tough life gets when you start dating one of his besties???
you met george through dream - obviously - and well.. putting it kindly, you hated each other. I mean, HATED each other! It always became a rivalry between you two, shooting down one another’s video ideas and never compromising until Sap or Dream stepped in.
“why do you hate him?” dream groaned as he watched you dislike ANOTHER Georgenotfound video. you glanced up at your freakishly tall brother before scoffing
“because he’s a spoilt brat and.. and he shouldn’t expect everyone to grovel like you do.” you scoffed, as Dream groaned, scrubbing his hands over his face.
“y/n,”
“nope, nuh-uh you green tellatubby i’m not befriending him.”
“you’ve been hanging out with techno and tommy on discord too much.. Anyway, just.. please TRY and get along with him? at least pretend for a little bit - the fans get all protective and will baby him before they defend you..” dream’s voice trailed as he sat next to you, making you huff.
“ofc they’d baby him.. and it’ll be fine - I’ll be fine, Clay! I’m a big kid, some trolls on the internet won’t upset me.” you grinned, wrapping an arm around your little brother’s shoulders. he rolled his eyes before poking his index into your ribs, causing you to yelp.
“okay, but i warned you and i’ll try and help if stuff gets too much, okay? remember you’re my sister.. i still worry about you.”
“okay, don’t get sappy you waking tree! we have a stream to start,”
which lead to now.. A Geoguesser and Jack Box stream with the Dream Team ft. y/nwasnttaken - it started out awesome! The chat was having a blast having their boys stream, the guys were happy to be streaming, and you were having a great time.. until George came after you for guessing the wrong country..
“seriously, y/n?? you were, like, a million miles away!” george snorted as sap and dream joined in the laughter, you sighed before faking a short laugh.
“please, you usually suck at this game and it was one bad guess while you’ve been guessing wrong foe the past five minutes.” you couldn’t hold back the slight venom in your voice as the discord grew an awkward silence as chat began to grumble about the sudden change in atmosphere.
“chill, y/n/n, i don’t think George had an real issue, right Gogy?” sap nervously chuckled, he knew just as well as dream that for some reason you and george were always at one another’s throat.
“yeah, i had to ill intent, it’s called playful banter, y/n lighten up, honey,”
“is this just go after y/n day or what? i don’t mean to be an asshole but you’ve been after me the entire stream! and maybe the fans and you guys don’t care, but it’s hard to act like im not affected by you constantly bashing me and then laughing when dream or sap - or even yourself - get it wrong!” you grew quiet once your piece was out in the air, your heart was pounding against your ribs and you felt like you were going to be sick. “i..”
“y/n/n,”
“no! no, it’s… im just going to go, you guys have a good stream.” you quickly exited the discord call, closing out of all your tabs and leaving yourself to stare at your shrunk form.. oh shit..
you grabbed your phone and opened Twitter, a mistake honestly, it was already trending.. clips, screenshots, and the #nightmareofasibling in the US. you gawked at the screen - tapping the hashtag, you should’ve listened to Dream..
‘i knew they were lousy but my god it’s a game..’
‘they always act like they’re better when they aren’t, poor gogy 💔😔’
‘i feel bad for dream and sapnap - they have to live with that 😳’
‘@y/nwasnttaken you disgust me and i can’t believe they even tolerate you. rot’
each @, each tweet was one wishing for your demise or saying that the dream team deserves better. maybe they’re right but you had a right to stand up for yourself! sure.. it was a over a geoguesser game but dealing with that for an hour in a half, anyone would be tired of it.
tears were already starting to drip as you hastily wiped at your cheeks, attempting to keep the water works at bay. it got harder when a ping went off from your phone, indicting another tweet was made at you. even with your blurred vision you frowned as @GeorgeNotFound popped up.
‘Regarding the stream, I do not hate y/n. Nor do I want hate sent to them. I will not tolerate any of my fans hating on one of my friends, it was partly my fault for antagonize them.
I care for them deeply and I hope they know how sorry I actually feel and the guilt rushing through me while I write this. I hope you can forgive me, sweets.. @y/nwasnttaken’
you hiccuped a laugh, a small smile breaking across your lips. you liked the tweet before heading to discord to find your messages had been blown up - Niki, Wilbur, and George had sent you multiple messages asking how you were. Selecting George’s messages, you grinned..
‘y/n?? hey come back to the stream’
‘i was kidding, come on, this is how we work..’
‘okay, i’m starting to get freaked out cause you’re not answering and twitter is spamming- shit i need to fix’
the messages had stopped for a few minute before a small video was sent, showing george in his recording room.
“y/n i’m honestly really sorry, it was dumb of me to keep poking at you when you looked and sounded like you didn’t like it - it’s just.. that’s how we’ve always been! i just.. please message me when you can? i know dream’s already pissed at me, and sap won’t stop threatening me to fix this now - even though they laughed too - BESIDES the point… just message me soon?” he sheepishly sent the camera a small smile, his cheeks and nose a slight red. you couldn’t help but roll your eyes before quickly typing him.
‘y’know i have half a mind to be pissed at you, but.. i’m sorry too. i should’ve have blown up at you or the others, especially on stream.. can - can we hop on call and sort this out?’
Gogster is typing… Popped up instantly, making a smile flash across your face. Suddenly a call chimed in, making you jump slightly before clearing your throat and answering the video call.
“Y/N!! Oh my god, you answered- ah, i’m so sorry I just, teasing each other and acting like we hate each other was always our act and I know i pushed it too far on stream,” George continued to ramble as you shook your head.
“George, Gogy you’re rambling..” you mumbled as he looked back at the camera, clearing his throat with a sheep smile on his face.
“uh, sorry.. look, can we just.. try again?” he muttered as you broke into a dazzling smile.
“we can, but I still get to call you Gogster..”
George broke into a loud laugh, you joining in with his contagious giggle. He nodded, clearing his throat again as he sighed gently.
“That’s all i ask, y/n.. but can i tell you something? dream and sap have been nagging me for the last couple of months to mention this..” His voice trailed as you nodded, rolling your shoulders and sinking further into your chair.
“i may not get along with you, British brat.. but you can always talk to me,” you smirk as George coughs out a laugh, shaking his head as you broke into a grin.
“you’re jealous that I have a hot accent, but seriously.. i.. Y/N I’ve liked you for a while and I’d like for us to try,” his voice trailed out as you blinked, staring at the dark brunette before giggling.
“i.. i actually have a trip coming up, to come see Niki and Wilbur.. I wouldn’t mind adding another person.” You trailed, sheepishly glancing at George as a large smile broke across his face, making you giggle as he quickly nods and laughs.
“Wait, really?! But- But we always- We.. Oh my gosh!” safe to say.. George was at a lost for words and you couldn’t help but be excited for these next two weeks to fly by..
and ofc dream and drista and sap made bets - dream bet you guys would date because of drama, drista just bet that you’d go on a date but would want to kill each other, and sapnap bet you guys would want to instantly date - some were more right than others, but in the end,.. Y/nistaken & Georgewasfound became trending and knocked the harmful trends down
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dirtycccat · 4 years ago
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the demon bros + (un)dateables  drunk
tw for drinking so if you’re not into that yeah be warned. also there’s some mentions of horniness because uhhh,,,ya know
 Lucifer
normal soft drunk
it’s neither too easy nor too hard to get him drunk
also his drink of choice is probably wine really really expensive wine
he has a pretty high tolerance but not as high as his party animal bros
since it looks like he drinks pretty often if you look at all the alcohol in his  mancave  study
it’s canon he’s a soft drunk??? which,,,, cute
but also chaotic af
i feel like he just reverts to angel lucifer? the really cute innocent baby that’s also very, very chaotic (think of lesson 37+ luci which i only saw screenshots of but still)
expect him to do a 180: if he’s a stern emotionally constipated dad sober drunk luci is basically him with 0 filters but a lot of emotion
he’ll make weird dad jokes, tell people he cares about them, ask dumb dumb questions that he thinks about daily but never voices
“ok mc but what is lol actually and why does levi say that all the time. wait why are you laughing… lots of love? ok then I send you lol”
prefers to drink with close friends and family only because he knows how he gets when drunk
will not admit it but he enjoys being able to feel so?? free and say whatever he wants since he feels like he can’t normally
Mammon
heavy weight hyper puppy
he has a pretty high alcohol tolerance probably since he’s into partying
also he knows his limits because of past experiences
but sometimes limits are made to be broken
and once they’re broken oh boy
drunk mammon is just him but hyper
or more like even more hyper
i feel like he’d become as excited as a golden retriever on redbull in the first 4 hours
dancing with everyone, making crack jokes, getting into weird situations
and then if he drinks a liiitle bit too much
he’d just break down
and cry
and be an emotional mess
which ends up in him crying over your/ his bros’ shoulder telling everyone he loves them
and then end up falling asleep
so you have to take turns carrying him to bed and make sure he’s safely tucked in with a glass of water close by
you don’t mind though since usually he makes sure you get home safe when you go drinking 
Leviathan
heavy weight emotional drunk 100%
another boy that sleeps near a bottle of alcohol so he probably drinks regularly
if you’re in your room all day it’s pretty easy to just do it since you’re safe so he does it whenever he feels like it
this jealous boy can fake being chill while sober but once you get him drunk expect tears, angry rants, yelling, semi-public mental breakdowns
you always end up having to put him into bed while he cries on your shoulder all the while you try to lift this surprisingly heavy boy into his bathtub bed
but also since he’s the most artistic of the family I bet sometimes he does art while drunk?
you once went to his room trying to return a manga you took and oh no levi is painting a 2 meters ruri mural while he’s in the nude
don’t question it it helps him concentrate
sometimes sad bitch energy mixed with alcohol equals great things
he’s also in the lowkey horny drunk category
what can you do it happens when you’re a touch starved nerd,,, all alone in your room,,, drinking
 Satan
light weight happy drunk
two glasses of wine and he’s gone
remember like all cards with satan drinking? yup he’s a happy drunk
if sober he’s like ugh partying is for nerds
drunk satan just wants to party with everyone
and vibe
he’ll invite everyone to take group shots, dance all night, do weird shit that ends up being photographed (to his next day hungover dismay)
he’s terrible at club dancing but he will be found in the middle of the dancefloor going wild
expect embarrassing dancing at first
but if you want to correct him he won’t say no to dancing with you more,,, intimately
may or may not grab your hands and start waltzing at some point though
(you think it’s great he’s so happy and free so it doesn’t matter)
  Asmodeus
heavy weight horny drunk
has the highest alcohol tolerance since he’s the party animal of the family
lmao what did you expect
drink of choice is probably devilgrammable cocktails: fun, sexy, colorful just like him
he’s the definition of babe let’s drink so we can have wilder sex
loves how oversensitive he feels while drunk??? and how his senses get overwhelmed
will moan out loud if he bumps into a table while drunk no shame, no regrets
and dance really lasciviously with whoever catches his eye
if you’re romantically involved not only will he grind into you or let you do so with him
but expect lap dances
if you surprise him with lap dances instead expect to be,,,, rewarded wink wink
but if you do something meaningful for him or give him tthoughtful compliments 
he will go into his emotional mode and literally hug you and never let go 
...and you’ll have to spend your night in his arms while he tells you all about how he thinks you’re perfect for him and how thankful he is that you’re in his life
expect some tears in those moments (that he tries to hide while you casually pretend they’re not there in the first place)
Beelzebub
 idk normal tolerance and emotional drunk
since he’s HUGE it’s probably not super easy to get him drunk but also since he doesn’t really drink much it’s not hard either
talks about issues and cries
a lot
so he doesn’t drink all that much
and only does it with his family
him and belphie always end up cuddling and falling to sleep together if they both get drunk since they are both emotional messes when alcohol is involved
and you join them too if you’re drinking with them
Belphegor
heavy weight emotional drunk but on the angry side
like his twin but he probably...drinks more?? he’s such a sad bitch I mean c’mon
like his bro he’s an emotional drunk
sad crying, angry crying, just crying
that’s him that’s what you get into if you tell him to drink with you
will get in the stabby mode if too drunk
so don’t let him drink too much if you value your and his life  
...rather cuddle him until he gets too comfy and warm and falls asleep 
works every time
Diavolo
normal tolerance sleepy drunk
is used to drinking because of social gatherings and high class etiquette but he doesn’t indulge often
since he mostly drinks with luci, barbatos and you
high key prefers sweet cocktails instead of normal fancy drinks
i bet if you took him to the club he’d want to try out the weirdest most colorful cocktails
and then make barbatos redo them
can hold his liquor but he’s still a sleepy boy? like alcohol probably calms him and he’s just so comfortable and at peace he just,,, naps with his head on your shoulder (or luci’s, or barbatos’ depends who he’s drinking with or who’s closest to him at the moment)
if he’s in the club though it’s a different story
he goes full dad mode
doing all the embarrassing dad dances but proudly
remember the meme with prince william or whatever in the club? that’s him
A+ for effort though he really becomes the life of the party
 Barbatos
heavyweight vodka aunt
doesn’t really get drunk drunk since he has to take care of diavolo 24/7
but once it’s self care day
oh boy
he turns into a single suburbian mom
you’d think he’s the sophisticated wine mom but oh no
closes all doors and windows, puts on a hot bath with scented oils, lights candles, plays soft jazz in the background
and then drinks straight liquor out of the bottle
(like that one vine)
if you’re close and drink together he’ll also talk a lot more than usual
and give you fun stories about the bois and diavolo
“mc did i tell you about the first week lucifer and his brothers came to the devildom and had to cook for themselves for the first time in their lives? lucifer did not know how an oven works and that you have to close it after you’re done cooking and almost burned the whole house of lamentation down.”
 Simeon
light weight spaced out drunk
do not give him alcohol unless you want to experience weird random xD simeon
physically he’s here, spiritually he’s astral projecting
looks the same, smiles handsomely, no change here
...but if you try talking to him he’ll say the weirdest shit like
“mc do you think that the stars know that they are loved and we watch them every day”
uh idk simeon??? what do you think???
if you’re romantically involved he will flirt shamelessly, even more shamelessly than usual 
because,,, he’s just more honest so he just says whatever
people get uncomfortable around you two and end up backing off and leaving you alone
surprising enough or not he looks like he’s also a lowkey horny drunk
ofc you can’t tell since he’s so chill all the time
but I bet you he’s horny inside hornier than asmo
Solomon
heavyweight deep drunk
this boy has done some drinking in his lifetime 
...since he has whiskey grandpa vibes
will say really out of the blue thoughtful things??? which is so not like sober solomon 
“mc you remind me of one of the people that meant the most to me they too were here for me and believed in me when no one else did and I have to thank you for that”
wow solomon that sure was random since you were talking about how cold it is outside before but thank you i guess
fakes being not drunk easily but you can tell the moment he starts speaking that he’s gone
also looks at you straight in the eyes when he talks to you
and sometimes starts giggling or blushing
which makes you go??????? solomon are you okay
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thetravelerwrites · 4 years ago
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Eikichi and Sterling (Lemon)
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Rating: Explicit Relationship: Female Human/Male Oni/Male Tiefling Additional Tags: Exophilia, Polyamory Negotiations, Polyamorous Character, Oni, Tiefling Content Warnings: Sex, Double Penetration, Oral Sex, Power Bottom, Light Bondage, Light BDSM Words: 4990
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“What would we even say on our profile?” You asked your boyfriend, Eikichi. The two of you had been dating for almost five years and had an open relationship, but recently the two of you had been talking about adding a third.
Eikichi was an oni who had immigrated from Japan several years ago. He had been the kami, or god, of an old town that no longer existed and presided over construction for his parishioners for several hundred years. Laborers and carpenters from that town used to come to his temple to pray to him for success in their ventures. When the town died out, he was left homeless and joined the human society when other yokai from his region decided to do so. He was no longer a god, but being the CEO of his own construction company was just as good, he said, and he was just as happy now as he had been when he lived in the temple.
Despite a significant age difference, the two of you had fallen in love over tea and books, and the fact that he was gorgeous. Six foot five, two hundred and fifteen pounds of pure muscle, ivory colored horns rising up out of his white hair, red skin like ripe cherries, and yellow eyes. He was stunning. It still amazed you that he chose you to fall in love with. How would you get that lucky twice?
“Just be honest,” He said, his Japanese accent fairly heavy. “That we’re poly and looking for a male to complete our family. Make it clear we’re not looking for a unicorn.”
“A real unicorn or a figurative unicorn?” You asked jokingly.
“A figurative one,” He said with a smirk. “A real one might actually be cute.”
“Real unicorns welcome,” You typed. “Hehehe.”
“Are you being purposefully vague again?” He asked, putting tea next to you on the desk.
“It’s my favorite thing,” You replied.
“I thought I was your favorite thing,” He shot back, kissing the top of your head.
“Close second,” You said, laughing. “Don’t you have work soon?”
“I’m the owner, I can go in whenever I feel like it,” He retorted. “Are you working today?”
Eikichi owned a construction business, and you sold handmade clothing online by commission only.
“Not today,” You said. “I’ve been putting the housework off and I really should get to that mountain of laundry.”
“We could just throw it all away and buy new clothes,” He suggested.
“Don’t tempt me,” You replied, shooing him. “Go on. What are you thinking for dinner?”
“Spaghetti?”
“Again?”
“What? I like the way you make it.” He gave you a kiss on the forehead, cheek, and lips before picking up his jacket. “I’ll be home a bit early. It’s expected to rain.”
“Okay. Be safe.” You hugged him and saw him out of the door.
You sighed and looked around the house, demoralized by the sight of the housework you’d been neglecting. Both you and Eikichi were a little slovenly, you had to admit, but it was an acceptable amount of clutter. Usually.
Before you could bend down to pick up a pair of pants Eikichi had shucked off the day before as soon as he got in the door, you heard a ping on your phone. Looking down, you’d been matched with someone.
“Already?” You asked. You unlocked it and pressed the notification from OkCryptid. You saw who had matched with you and your jaw dropped.
“No way.”
It was, indeed, a unicorn, although he listed his race as tiefling. Where Eikichi was devastatingly handsome, this man was breathtakingly beautiful in a completely different way. He was thin, slightly taller than you but much shorter than Eikichi, and as pale as milkglass. His hair was long, white, and shimmery like spidersilk. A single horn spiraled out of the crown of his forehead. Pointed ears stuck out from under his hair, and his eyes were indigo in color. In his picture, he was dressed in an elegant, pale lavender suit that complemented his skin perfectly.
“Whoa,” You said under your breath. You took a screenshot and sent it to Eikichi. >You’re not going to believe this.
>You’re kidding! He replied quickly. >I was just joking!
>Me too! Should I message him?
>Hell yeah, he’d be perfect, look at him!
>He’s prettier than I am!
>Not possible. But he is gorgeous. Message him and see if he wants to meet up.
>I will.
You switched back to the app and started typing out a short message.
Hi. My boyfriend and I are in an open relationship, and you matched with us. Would you be okay meeting up sometime? We’d both love to get to know you.
You bit your lip as you hit send. You hoped he wasn’t the type who thought he was better than you or Eikichi because he was pretty or wore suits and such. You put your phone back in your pocket and returned to your housework, putting the lovely tiefling out of your mind.
A few hours later, while you were folding some very large boxer briefs, you got another ping. There was a message from the tiefling. With your heart in your throat, you opened it.
Hello! I’m Sterling. I’m very much open to the idea of an open relationship. I’m free this weekend on Saturday, if that works for you and your partner. Please let me know as soon as you can.
Your heart jumped and you felt giddy. You immediately texted Eikichi.
>He wants to meet us Saturday! You don’t have plans then, do you?
>I do now. Tell him we’ll be happy to meet him. You want to do that Japanese cafe?
>You just like that place because that kitsune owner and his girlfriend are pretty and you like looking at them.
>So?
>Maybe we shouldn’t ogle other people while were wooing someone.
>Perhaps you’re right. Sigh. Okay, then the Italian place you like.
>Ooh, I’m always happy with that.
>I know you are. LOL
You smiled. He did know you pretty well. You switched back to the app and messaged Sterling again.
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That Saturday, you and Eikichi waited at your favorite restaurant, sipping some wine, when Sterling arrived. He was dressed in a suit again, though a dark burgundy one this time. His bright, gossamer hair was pulled back into a tight plait. Gods, he was pretty.
“Hello,” He said, his voice lilting. “I assume the two of you are my dates tonight?”
“We are,” You said, standing up. “It’s very nice to meet you.”
He took your outstretched hand and folded it into both of his, smiling sweetly. “Very nice.”
“Eikichi,” Your boyfriend said, holding out his hand in turn.
“Well, aren’t you strapping?” Sterling said with a grin, shaking Eikichi’s hand firmly. “Let’s sit, shall we. Oh, thank you for ordering me a glass as well.”
“Of course,” Eikichi said.
“So, tell me about yourselves,” Sterling said, taking a sip of his wine and raising his eyebrows appreciatively. “What am I getting myself into?”
The two of you told him about your jobs and life together and he listened attentively. “What do you do, Sterling?” You asked. “I would hazard a guess that it’s something to do with fashion, given how you dress.”
“Very astute of you,” He replied, pleased. “I’m a tailor, in fact. I own a menswear shop downtown.”
“Really?” You said with interest. “I’ve only ever made dresses, never suits.”
“Well, we will have to compare techniques, then, won’t we,” He said with a charming smile.
“Fashion is something that’s well over my head,” Eikichi said. “But you work with your hands. That’s something we all have in common, even if my profession gets me a little dirty more often.”
“You look good dirty,” You said in a flirty tone. “And even better all soaped up.”
He snorted. “You’re supposed to be flirting with our date, not me.”
“No reason she can’t do both,” Sterling said reasonably, sipping his wine. “So, would I be dating one or both of you? I’ll mean, I am bisexual and you’re both very attractive, but I want to know where my boundaries are.”
Eikichi nodded. “Both. We’re both bisexual and have outside girlfriends. Those relationships are casual and we both prefer it that way.” He gestured at you. “We’ve both met each other’s girlfriends. The four of us sat down and discussed all of us dating each other, but we ultimately decided against it.”
You leaned forward. “Have you ever been in an open relationship?”
“No, not as such,” He said. “I’ve only dated casually before. I’m not opposed to the idea of commitment, it just… hasn’t happened for me yet.”
“It could,” You replied. “Maybe you just haven’t met the person for you. Or persons.”
“Are you insinuating you two are said persons?” He asked with a smirk.
You shrugged and grinned. “We could be. Why don’t we find out?”
He matched your smile.
“We make decisions together,” Eikichi said. “We’ve got a contract, you might say: she’s what you would call a power bottom. She likes taking the submissive role, but she also likes to tell me what to do, and even though I’m what could be considered a dom, I like taking orders. It’s a little unorthodox, but it works for us.”
“How would I fit in?” Sterling asked.
“That depends. What position do you play, so to speak?”
“Whatever is best at the time. I guess I’m a switch? Though, I have to admit I haven’t been very adventurous.”
“We’ll teach you, if you want to learn,” You said, leaning closer so that your fingertips touched his arm.
“It’s not just about sex, though,” Eikichi said. “We want someone to love us as much as we’ll love them. If you decide you’d like to be casual, that’s fine. We can keep you casually and just continue looking for our third. Honesty and openness is the most important thing in any relationship. If you decided to be in the relationship with us, that would apply to you, too.
“And your impression of me so far, if I might ask?”
“You seem genuine and intelligent, and you’re very good looking. I don’t get any bad vibes of you. So far.”
“So what would be your recommendation?”
“Well, the date just started,” Eikichi said. “Let’s get to dessert before we make further plans.”
“And what does the boss say?” Sterling asked, turning to you.
You side-smiled at him. “Dessert first. But let’s just say you passed the application process.”
The three of you spent another two hours talking over dinner and dessert. Sterling was funny and smart and surprisingly nerdy, once he opened up. He loved manga, anime and collecting Funko Pop Vinyl figures. He had quite the collection. He had spend several years in Japan learning about Japanese fashion after college and ended up having a lot of tastes in common with Eikichi, reminiscing about food and drink brands they couldn’t get in the states.
With you, he talked about fashion and sewing and wanting to branch out. And all three of you had similar tastes in music, books, and movies.
After dinner, the three of you went to a small, comfortable pub that you and Eikichi were familiar with and continued your conversation well into the night. At one point, Sterling even loosened his tie and unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt, which you thought was a great sign. He seemed comfortable and open. And you got to peak at his collarbone.
Eventually, the bar closed, and the three of you reluctantly decided to call it a night with plans to see each other again soon.
“I really liked him,” You said in the car on the way home.
“I could tell,” Eikichi said with a smile. “You were practically in his lap by the time the night was over.”
“You like him, too,” You said shrewdly in response.
“I do like him,” Eikichi admitted. “There was definitely a connection between all of us. I think he might be the one we’re looking for.”
“Me, too,” You said, bouncing in your seat slightly. “I can’t wait to see him again.”
Eikichi smiled at your enthusiasm, but you knew he was just as excited.
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A few days later, the three of you met up for drinks and continued talking. You felt that flushed, rosy feeling when you first start dating someone and it’s going really well, and you thought Sterling was feeling it, too. He was soon holding hands with both you and Eikichi in turn, being flirty and physically affectionate.
You were trying to go slow and not jump into things head first, but there was a real, tangible attachment between the three of you that was hard to ignore. You could see it on both men’s faces when they looked at each other, and when they looked at you.
That night before you parted ways with Sterling, he kissed you full on the lips. It wasn’t just a peck, either; it was long and open-mouthed, with just a hint of tongue. You were surprised but delighted, and reciprocated happily. When he parted with you, he pulled Eikichi down and kissed him, too.
“Why don’t we meet at our house next time?” You asked him. “I think you’ll have a good time with us.”
He grinned. “I have no doubt I will. Sounds wonderful.”
You bit your lip and smiled. “Until then.”
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The night of your home date, you were jittery. You wanted to look cute, hot, sexy, and intimidating, but couldn’t decide what to wear that reflected all of those things. You stood inside your closet wearing only your nicest pair of panties.
“You could just answer the door naked,” Eikichi suggested.
“All of your solutions involve nudity,” You snorted.
“That’s why they’re clearly the best solutions,” He replied.
“You are absolutely no help to me,” You said, switching between two different dresses in front of the mirror.
“That black sheer one with the lace, then,” He replied as he watched. “It’s a nice preview.”
“Oh, but I only wear that one for you. Won’t you be jealous?” You asked playfully.
“Nah,” He said, coming up behind you and putting his hands on your stomach. “If we’re going to share, then there’s no point in keeping things from each other. He should enjoy it just as much as I do. Besides, I’m going to wear that black shirt you like so much.”
“Oooh, the one with the subtle feather pattern on it?” You asked as he helped you into the dress. “I do like that one. Leave the top two buttons undone in that way that I can see your collarbone.”
“You and your obsession with collarbones,” He said, snickering.
“Hey, we all got our own things we like. Don’t kinkshame me in my own house,” You joked. “I don’t poke fun at you for your pregnancy fetish.”
“You’re the one who decided no kids,” He said grumpily, checking his watch. “He’ll be here soon. I’ll finish up dinner .+while you get dressed.” He kissed your neck. “You look delicious no matter what you wear.”
He could always make you blush, even after five years. He walked back out to the kitchen and finished up the okonomiyaki and tsukune balls. Eikichi wasn’t exactly a gourmet cook, but he knew how to make plenty of his favorite dishes from home. He thought Sterling might like some Japanese food to remind him of his time there.
Sterling arrived later wearing a black suit with a blood red tie and pocket square. His hair was pulled back in an elegant french braid with red ribbons threaded throughout. He stood at the door with roses, wine, and a bright smile.
“Well, I guess we were all of one mind this evening,” He said as he looked at the both of you both wearing black. He gave you the roses and the wine, which actually turned out to be plum sake.
“Umeshu!” Eikichi said. “I haven’t had this in ages! Come in, come in, sit! I’ll pour us all a cup.”
“How was your day, Sterling?” You asked him, offering to take his coat.
He shrugged it off and gave it to you with a gentle smile. “It was pleasant. I made a few good sales and I have an order for a bespoke three piece double breasted suit with a shawl lapel. Someone is going somewhere fancy, which is my favorite thing to work on. So much gossip during fittings.”
You put the roses in a vase as Eikichi poured the sake. Sterling sat at the table, which was beautifully set, and you placed the roses in the center. Eikichi handed both of you a traditional choko sake dish, one of the few relics he’d brought with him from his old temple.
“Ah, this takes me back,” Sterling said, sipping delicately.
“Me too,” Eikichi sighed happily.
“I’ve never been to Japan,” You said. “Eikichi keeps talking about us taking a vacation there, but he’s such a workaholic that it never ends up happening.”
“We will go! I promised, didn’t I?” Eikichi protested.
You grinned at him playfully. “I’ll believe it when it happens, mister.”
“I would love to take some time off and go back,” Sterling said wistfully. “Some of the best years of my life were spent on that island.”
“Maybe you may be more successful in talking Eikichi into putting in some vacation time,” You said, winking.
“I will endeavor to try,” Sterling said, putting a hand out and resting it on the back of Eikichi’s. Eikichi flipped his and grasped Sterling’s hand briefly, smirking at him, before standing up to finish dinner.
“Tsukune?” Sterling said in a pleasantly surprised tone.
“Yep,” Eikichi said. “And okonomiyaki. I thought you’d appreciate it.”
“The two of you are spoiling me,” Sterling said, a hand to his heart a little dramatically, which made you snicker.
Dinner went amazingly. Sterling praised Eikichi’s cooking and he adored your dress, even more so when you told him you’d made it yourself. He actually got down on the ground so he could look at the stitching on the hem.
You smiled to yourself, looking at the top of his head from your chair. Your eyes flicked to Eikichi, and his smile was mischievous. He knew exactly what you were thinking.
You slid off your shoe and began tracing your toe up from his knee, where he knelt on the ground, and up his leg to his waist, managing to pull his shirt out of his pants and tickling the skin of his stomach.
He looked up at you, smirking, but didn’t stop you or say anything. Eikichi silently slid out of his chair and disappeared into the bedroom for a moment, returning with a length of soft cotton rope before sitting back down at the table and watching with a fond smile. Sterling took your foot and kissed the top of it, working his way up your legs with his hands and lips.
You tilted your pelvis forward as his hands went up your skirt and pulled at your underwear.
“These are pretty,” He said as he slid them off.
“Only the best,” You replied with a grin.
“The safe word is ‘Enokida’,” Eikichi said idly from his seat where he was watching, lightly tapping the rope against his thigh. “Don’t stop until she says it, even if she screams and begs. Her rules, not mine.”
“I understand,” Sterling said, though he looked at you with an inquiring eyebrow. You nodded acquiescence and bit your lip.
He hiked your dress up to your waist, exposing you to the air. He kissed the inside of your thighs, working upward until he was breathing on your most sensitive place, stroking it lightly with one long finger. You hissed and sucked in a breath, your body stretching and flexing. His finger teased around your pearl without actually touching it, and he pulled up to kiss your mouth, biting and sucking your bottom lip. Ooh, he was good at this.
The first stroke of his tongue on your slit sent electricity though your body, and you moaned. He vocalized in return, sending vibrations through your skin. Eikichi set the rope on the table next to you and began caressing your shoulders and pulling lightly at your hair, tilting your head back to meet his kiss as Sterling continued his ministrations, looking up from his position on the floor to watch you and Eikichi make out and fondle each other.
Eikichi pulled your dress off and lifted your arms, starting to wrap your hands with the rope.
“Not tying her to the chair?” Sterling asked.
“Don’t stop!” You hissed, looking down. Sterling snickered and went back to work.
“She can get out if I tie her to the chair,” Eikichi said. “I don’t know how, but she can get out every time. What good is tying her up if she can just free herself anytime she wants? Again, her words, not mine.”
Sterling snorted, but continued. You were reaching your peak quickly, having been turned on all through dinner. Eikichi finished tying your hands and left a leash connected to it that he could control. He pulled your hands over your shoulder and held them against his chest while he used his other hand to massage your breasts.
Your thighs began to shake as you moaned loudly, unable to move. You crashed into that wall of pleasure at the speed of a freight train, but he kept going. You tried to push him away with your feet, but he held your legs back against your chest. Eikichi put your tied hands around his neck and grabbed your ankles, pulling them up. Sterling continued, pulling another orgasm from you almost immediately. You were a sweating, swearing mess at this point, but it was so good. You fought against the restraints and their firm grips, but the two of them held you in place rather effectively.
You were still shivering from the aftershocks of the last orgasm when another one sent you contracting off the chair. Eikichi, with his sheer brute strength, was the only thing that kept you from falling sideways.
“Enokida! Enokida!” You screeched, and Sterling finally pulled away and you were left boneless and gasping in the chair. Eikichi lifted you up bridal-style and carried you to the bedroom with Sterling following behind.
“Do you need a break?” Eikichi asked, petting your sweat soaked hair away from your face.
You nodded. “You two have fun while I catch my breath.”
Eikichi grinned at you and slid off the bed, catching Sterling by the waistband of his trousers and pulling him roughly toward him, kissing him passionately. Sterling responded favorably, kissing Eikichi back just as soundly and unbuttoning Eikichi’s shirt.
You spent your break slowing down your heart rate and watching the two of them undress each other and make out. It was pretty hot, you had to admit. Sterling pushed Eikichi on the bed and got on top of him, grinding against him as they kissed. Sterling found his way down Eikichi’s body, just like he had done with you, and started sucking Eikichi’s cock right next to you, where you could watch. Sterling kept switching eye contact with you and Eikichi in turn and moaning. Eikichi grunted and his legs flexed in pleasure.
Your hands were still bound, but you touched yourself as you watched them, and Sterling reached underneath him to fondle himself while he continued sucking. At some point, Eikichi tapped out and put Sterling on the bed, sucking him in turn.
“I’m ready again,” You said. “Eikichi, do the thing I like.”
“You got it,” He said, getting up on his knees. His massive dick swayed upright between his thighs. He took the leash part of the rope and pulled your legs back up, tying your knees up around your ribcage, giving you enough room to breathe but not enough to buck. He also put your arms around his neck, so that you couldn’t move them.
He picked you up and presented you, tied and splayed, to Sterling. “You go first.”
Sterling smiled and gripped your hips, lining his organ up with your entrance. Where Eikichi was all girth, Sterling’s was long and curved upward. He pushed himself into your dripping slit and you groaned. He didn’t waste time in being slow and gentle; he rammed straight into you and you screamed. He railed you fast and hard, every so often either kissing you or Eikichi over your shoulder.
As Sterling’s body slapped sharply against yours with every thrust, the pressure and pleasure continued to build until you burst, and your brain blanked, with you going limp in Eikichi’s grasp.
“Wait, hold up,” He said to Sterling, and Sterling stopped immediately, though he didn’t pull out. “You okay, babe?”
“Mmm,” You said. “Water.”
Sterling did withdraw then, grabbing a water bottle that was on the bed. Because you were tied, you couldn’t take the bottle so he opened it and helped you sip it.
“Better?” He asked.
“Yeah,” You said. “Thanks.”
“You want to keep going or take another break?”
“I don’t think I need a break, but let’s take it a bit more slow. I loved what you were doing, but I think I’m overstimulated.”
“I got you,” He said, slipping himself back inside you more slowly and gently. Eikichi held you so that your head lay on his chest and he put his arms around you, holding you in place but also embracing you, kissing your neck and shoulders.
After some time, you said, “I want both.”
“You got it, babe,” Eikichi said. “There’s some lube in the dresser, Sterling, could you grab it?”
“Of course,” Sterling said. He stopped and pulled out, reaching over to opened the drawer and retrieve it. Reaching underneath you and taking Eikichi’s cock in his hand, Sterling slicked it down with the lube, which made Eikichi hiss, and then lead it to your pucker. Eikichi pushed himself inside you slowly, very slowly, until he was all the way inside and stopped. Sterling took his place back in front of you and took himself in his hand, stroking twice, and pushing back into you.
Ever so slowly, the two of them began to thrust in rhythm. Sterling caressed your face, then took a fistful of your hair, gripping it tightly as he went in and out, his other hand had your breast in it’s grasp. Eikichi grunted and bit the lobe of your ear, whispering dirty things and moaning, blowing his breath across your skin.
The three of you moved in unison, crying out and gasping, sweating, swearing, screaming. Soon enough, they were both ramming you as hard as they could, and you were reveling in the full feeling, the incredible pressure, the feeling of being sandwiched between them.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” You shouted, cumming for possible the twentieth time. Sterling pulled out with a strangled groan and came all over your stomach and legs. Eikichi took another few seconds, but finished inside you, roaring and bucking into you from behind. Then the three of you collapsed in a pile.
“Eikichi, the ropes,” You said breathlessly.
He reached up and snapped them effortlessly, allowing them to slip off. Then you managed to move so that you were lying in between the two of them, arms and legs everywhere. Then the three of you just lay there and breathed for about ten minutes.
Sterling was the first to rouse. “Well,” He said, still a little out of breath. “That was definitely a good time, as promised.”
You laughed and pulled him into a kiss. “I’m glad we could live up to our promises.”
You thought Eikichi was almost asleep, except he said groggily, “Are you staying the night, Sterling?”
“I’d planned to,” Sterling said. “I closed the shop for the next two days. I wanted to be sure I had enough recovery time.”
Eikichi barked a laugh. “You might need another few days. This one is insatiable.” He jerked a thumb at you while his eyes were still closed.
“Sounds good to me,” Sterling said, laying his head on your breast and sighing contentedly. “I haven’t had a break since I opened the store. A mini-vacation is exactly what I need.”
“Hey, maybe you might actually get us to Japan, like Eikichi promised.”
“I said we would,” Eikichi protested sleepily, throwing an arm around you and pulling up the covers.
Sterling snuggled in, kissing the middle of your chest before settling. “I’ll see what I can do.”
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One year later, you stepped out of the airport in Kyoto, bundled up against the cold. Eikichi stood next to you, carrying most of the luggage, and Sterling took out his phone to call a cab to take you to the apartment the three of you had rented for your vacation. On your left hand, you wore two interlocking engagement rings, one sterling silver, and the second rose gold.
You breathed in the crisp air. “I can’t believe we’re really here.”
“Believe it,” Eikichi said. “The spring wedding will be amazing.”
“And we came with plenty of time to get things in order,” Sterling said, hanging up. “Cab is on it’s way.”
“Thank you,” You said sultrily, pulling Sterling toward you for a kiss. “I also can’t believe the two of you actually said yes when I asked you if you wanted to get married.”
“I’d have married you years ago, babe,” Eikichi said, bending down to get his kiss. “I just didn’t know it was something you wanted.”
“Well, now you know,” You said, winking up at him. “And I can’t think of a better place.” You took a couple of the bags as the cab pulled up. “Now let’s get going. Our future is waiting.”
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NozoNico I wrote a while ago that is a huge pain in the ass to post because it has emoji and inline images. In fact, I literally can't post it on tumblr properly so some of it is just screenshots of Ao3.
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Summary: Nico Yazawa has gone from school idol to net idol. And it comes with some new challenges.
Also on Ao3
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Nico’s life was honestly pretty great right now. Sure, she hadn’t made it as an idol, but in the end, maybe that had been for the best. Her fame from winning Love Live hadn’t gotten her any offers from agencies, but she’d started streaming, and her popularity had been enough to rocket her to success in that field. Maybe it wasn’t as glamorous as being an idol, since her songs and dances were just in a spare room in her apartment with costumes and sets she made herself, but it had its perks. Such as being her own boss, and not having to give half a shit about idol purity culture.
Which lead to the other great thing about her life. Nico had thought that love would be well and truly out of the picture for her for most of her life. After all, everyone knew about the love ban. But since she didn’t end up under that ban, she had found love, and even gotten married.
But as it turned out, there was a problem with who she’d married.
“Alright, everyone, our next song is-”
“Niccochiiiiii! Get in here, I’m horny!” Nozomi called from the other room.
Nico’s eye twitched as the chat exploded.
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“Nozomi!” Nico yelled. “I’m streaming!”
“Oh?”
Nozomi poked her head into the room, glancing at the camera.
“Oh, hello Twitch.”
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“You don’t mind if I borrow my wife, do you?” Nozomi said, smiling sweetly. “Just for, oh, an hour or two? She’s been busy all week, and I need my regular Nicotrients.”
NICOTRIENTS NICOTRIENTS 💊 take ur nicotrient pills 💊 NICOTRIENTS LMAO take ur nicotrients anally lol new chat meme spotted wtf is going on this stream rn i just joined
Nico buried her head in her hands. “Okay, guys, we’re going to take a short break,” she said, reaching over to turn off the camera and put up the “We’ll we be right back” screen.
“Nozomi!” she snapped, turning on her wife as soon as her audio cut.
“Yes?” Nozomi asked, a veneer of affected innocent on her face. It was one of Nozomi’s specialities. Nico was sure that even if you caught Nozomi with her hand on the hilt of a dagger that was sunk three inches into someone’s chest she’d still manage to give you a look like she was completely unaware of why you looked so angry at her and was patiently waiting for you to explain what was wrong. Hell, she could probably keep up that look even while she gave them a couple more stabs for good measure.
“Look,” Nico said. “I know that there’s no love ban for streamers, but there’s still such a thing as appropriate content for a stream.”
“Oh, don’t be so picky,” Nozomi said, waving the notion off. “It’s not like I walked in here naked, did i? You’re not going to be banned just because someone mentioned being horny.”
“It’s not about being banned, it’s just-” Nico gestured helplessly. “Look, you wouldn’t say something like that if we had repairmen in the house, would you? It’s weird! That sort of stuff is supposed to be private!”
“You’re so puritanical sometimes, Niccochi,” Nozomi said, sighing and cupping her cheek with a hand. “This reminds me of back when-”
“Don’t you dare finish that sentence before I double check that my mic is off,” Nico said, turning back to make completely sure that yes, her streaming setup WAS paused, and no this conversation was NOT being broadcast.
“All done?” Nozomi asked.
“...Yes,” Nico said. “But I still don’t want you to say it.”
Nozomi smirked. “Well, I’m sure you know what I meant anyway,” she said.
Unfortunately, she was right. Nico had a pretty good idea exactly what embarrassing memories Nozomi was dredging up. They definitely weren’t anything she wanted to dwell on. But honestly, it wasn’t like it was weird to be a little nervous at first! And maybe she’d gotten a little jumpy, but it didn’t mean she was a prude or anything.
“I just think it’s better not to have my sex life advertized on stream, is all,” Nico said.
“Oh?” Nozomi said. “Well, I’m afraid you have a problem then, NIccochi.”
Nico narrowed her eyes at Nozomi.
“What do you mean?” she asked accusingly.
“Well, you stopped the stream, didn’t you?” Nozomi said, smiling. “If you restart it now, I’m afraid your chat is going to be quite filled up with comments about just how quick you “finished”.”
Nico clenched her fists. “You planned this, didn’t you,” she said.
“I didn’t plan anything, Niccochi,” Nozomi said, back to the picture of innocence. “I just got horny. You’re the one who stopped the stream instead of just telling me to go away.”
Nico glared daggers at her. Nozomi didn’t even have the decency to look ashamed of herself.
“Since you’re taking a break anyway…” Nozomi said suggestively.
“Fine,” Nico said. “But this is a one time thing, alright?”
“Of course, Niccochi,” Nozomi said.
Nico didn’t believe her for a second. But she still let herself be lead into the bedroom.
She was not looking forward to wrangling chat after all this...
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be-ready-when-i-say-go · 4 years ago
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Cal and finding out you both are the missing pair to your costumes pls
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It was Michael’s idea. That’s how Calum would up in this, reading the invitation email send to him, telling me to follow the specific directions for his costume. It gave no name to the character or to the show. Just a bulleted list underneath the not quite passable graphic that Michael probably made either in Photoshop or some equivalent. 
A white and black pinstriped suit jacket and pants (a black suit will also do as listed on the invitation), a black bowtie, a white dress shirt, and a fake mustache. It almost like pin straight too in the picture that’s obviously been screenshotted and pasted into the body. 
Michael wanted to do a Halloween party and the guys didn’t need much excuse to readily agree to supply with their presence, booze, and non-alcoholic choices for a party. The treats for working on during the year. The only caveat had been that Michael wanted to arrange for a couple’s theme--the trick if you asked Calum. 
He didn’t really have anyone to partner up with and he for sure wasn’t about to scroll through his phone for whoever was just as lonely as him. He could’ve asked you. Truth be told, you would’ve been at the top of his list. But he couldn’t bring himself to ask. Sure you two had hung out and were close--for God sake, you dog sat for Calum when he left for tour. He trusted you and adored you beyond belief. But he couldn’t bring himself to taking that any further. 
You always talked about the latest person in your string of attempts to date in LA after moving into the town about a year ago. Calum knew he could’ve made a move. Shit, he should’ve made a move. But timing never felt right. And who was Calum to push back against the waves and tides of the universe? 
And of course, Calum recounts his woes to Michael. 
You will have a partner, reads at the end of the email. You’ll thank me later. 
And of course, Michael wasn’t just listening to woes. 
When Calum returns walks up to Michael’s house two weeks later, stressed in his pinstriped suit, with a terribly itchy fake mustache, a black bow tie, and upon Michael’s request after Calum told Michael that he had acquired all the pieces to his costumed, Calum slicked back his hair. The gears in Calum’s brain were still trying to decipher what all this put together was, but he wasn’t mad at the attire in the least.
The door barely contains the thumping of music from inside and the second the door opens to Michael’s flushed face and bright smile, Calum is blasted with the rattle of bass. “You look good, dude!” Michael greets, waving Calum inside. 
“Thanks. I can follow instructions.” Initially glances over the room don’t show anyone dressed to match Calum. And he tries not to like that thought make his throat quiver and his hands shake. But it does. No doubt Michael has just randomly assigned partner. There’s no way. Calum is looking for you because finding you will answer the question, quell the anxiety that’s spiking. 
What had Michael planned? 
There’s no sign for a while in the living room, or in the kitchen, or in the backyard. The drink in Calum’s hand sits so long, sloshing at his fingers as he dances and shimmies through crowd to search for this partner that Calum’s sure more of the alcohol’s wound up on the floor than in his bloodstream. He tries to keep his mind pre-occupied, talking to the guys and dancing to the music, though he’s a self proclaimed shit dancer. But his gaze always wonders. 
“I’m so sorry!” you shout. 
Michael’s waving it off. “Don’t sweat it.” You’re nearly an hour late though the party looks like is just gearing into full swing. “Your partner’s here, so you’re fine. We just got started for real.”
“Where’s-where’s this partner?” 
“Last I saw of him, dancing. Outside? But that was ten minutes or so?” Michael shrugs, unsure of how long ago it was. That’s your only lead so you take it. Your heels click against the floor as you march deeper into the house. 
Calum’s shaking the drink from his hands, the last of it finally sloshing as he steps into the sea of other dancing bodies. He probably should’ve been paying more attention but it doesn’t matter now. Finally, stepping from from the crowd he spies you, black dress, a slit up the thigh, lips painted red. He curses his heart for fluttering. But god, you look amazing. 
Your attention is elsewhere, along the walls, flickering side to side as you stalk closer and closer to the door of the backyard. Calum bounds up the steps after being knocked into again by the outliers of the dancing crowd. You’re not leaving looking. One hand stretched out for the knob without seeing the door open. And ready to press your weight into the door, you stumble. “Whoops!” you laugh catching your balance and not missing the arm that wraps around you. 
“Careful.”
“Thanks.” You finally look up and see Calum. Half of the fake mustache is gone and his hair is slicked back. “Looks, uh, like you lost part of yourself there, Cal.” You reach up and peel off the other end of the mustache. 
“Oh,” his brows furrow and his gaze casts down as if he could actually see the missing piece. He chuckles, “Sorry.”
“Don’t have to apologize to me.” You slip out of his gaze just a little. “Who’s your partner?” It’s only as the question leaves your lips do yo start to take in his suit, and the bow tie. 
“They haven’t--”
“Me,” you answer interrupting the thought. 
“What?”
“You’re dressed as Gomez.” You wave over yourself, twirling a little in the black dress. “I’m Morticia.” Your heart races. You’re Calum’s other half. Oh shit. How did Michael know? He sent you an email with specifcs for your costume. But how did Michael know. You hadn’t told him a thing. You weren’t that obvious were you?
“Morticia?” Calum’s still not processing, not the characters at least. And he’s definitely not processing that his guess was right. He knew Michael was up to something. Just not this. Not really making you his partner.
“Addams Family.” You sing a bit of the theme song, in the hopes that it finally clicks for Calum. But he seems floored--gone even. “Hey, uh, is everything alright?”
He nods. “Yeah, yeah. Sorry. It just-just took me a second.”
You nod in return. “You look good though, Gomez.” 
Calum chuckles, kicking at the ground just a little. “You-you look really great by the way.” Calum’s quick to cut in, glancing up and reaching for your elbow. “I mean it. Really you look great.”
“Thank you.”
“Do you want a drink? By chance?” 
“Uh, yeah, sure.” You follow behind Calum back through the house and into the kitchen. The drink isn’t too heavy of a pour and you hang out in the kitchen a while, laughing as Calum recounts some story that you’re almost sure you’ve heard before but you can’t quite be sure so you just listen as he tells it. 
You suggest a dance as you down the the last of your drink. Calum hugs close to his drink, pressing into the counter. “Too shy? Or tuckered out?”
“I’m-I can’t dance. You know that.”
“Oh I’m not asking you to join Dancing With The Stars. Just dance with me please?”
He knows he can’t say no to you. With a nod, he downs the rest of his cup and follows behind you back outside. He doesn’t know how many songs the two of you dance to. It could be three, it could be forty--he doesn’t keep track at all. All he does know is that you laugh at every misstep of his and it sounds like magic in his ears. 
There’s a pause or two for drinks here and there. And maybe it’s just the buzzing of his head that finally cuts through the fog and tells him that who gives a fuck if it’s the right time. And you’re laughing, head thrown back just slightly leaning into his chest as you recount the fiasco of trying to find the right dress for this costume. The kitchen is empty, or maybe it’s full and Calum’s only paying attention to you. 
“Can I kiss you?” Calum asks, his brows are furrowed and his tongue wets his lips quickly. 
Your breath hitches as he hand cups your cheek. “Huh?”
“Can-can I kiss you? And you can totally say no. But-I-please?” The words aren’t coming out right and he’d almost be annoyed with himself but you stretch forward, lips pressing into his and words don’t matter. 
You kissing him, like actually kissing him and you can taste booze. But underneath that, what floats into your sense is the smell of his cologne. What buzzes your skin is the fact that he asked. Sure it was in the middle of your story, but you’ve been craving it since you noticed Calum in the fucking suit. 
And truth be told even though you had gone on dates and some went places you had always wanted to press your luck with Calum. But he always seemed busy or like his focus was on something different and you didn’t think you actually had a shot. But you still wanted to press. 
And now you’re pressed against the edge of counter in the kitchen. Your hands cup his face as a soft moan escapes you that Calum swallows. “There are bedrooms for this. Just not in my house,” Michael laughs, slamming down another 12 pack of coke onto the counter next to them. “Just not in my house.”
The two of you blush, but are slow to pull apart. “I was just waiting for another Coke,” you tease, your red manicured nails popping open a can. You offer a sip to Calum who takes it, smiling too as the stupid antic. 
“Refreshing, don’t you think?” Calum asks. 
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prouvaireafterdark · 4 years ago
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All I See is You
Written for the Joe/Nicky prompt: Naz (Urdu) - assurance/pride in knowing that the other’s love is unconditional and unshakable.
“Come on, it’ll be easy—like Bruges, ’68,” Andy says.
Nicky and Joe share a look. Neither of them has to remind Andy that Bruges, ’68 was considerably different: For one, the seduction was a distraction tactic, not meant for intel gathering, and for another, it was Booker who did the seducing.
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Joe is asked to seduce someone during a mission, and after nine hundred years of commitment, Nicky isn't even a little bit worried about it.
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Nicky is reading at the kitchen table while Joe chops parsley beside him when Andy walks through the door of their safe house and drops a thick manilla envelope on the wood in front of them.
“What’s this?” Nicky asks, placing a worn leather bookmark between the pages before he sets the book aside.
“A gift from Copley,” she says, plucking an overripe plum out of the fruit basket at the table’s center. Joe sighs when she takes a bite. “What?” she asks, mouth still full.
“You’ll spoil your dinner,” Joe scolds her lightly, pointing his knife in her direction.
Nicky misses the exchange that passes between them, the echo of banter they’ve had a thousand times before grabbing his attention less than the envelope sitting before him. The time they’ve spent lying low in Bergamo since their last job has been wonderful, but he cannot deny that the chance to get back out there and do some good is a welcome one.
“What’s the job?” Nicky asks.
“Human trafficking ring,” Andy answers before taking another bite. Juice runs down her arm, so Nicky reaches for a napkin and hands it to her. She thanks him as she takes it before she looks around and asks, “Where’s Nile?”
“Studying Russian, I think,” Nicky says, looking to Joe for confirmation.
Joe nods before adding, “On the patio.”
When he looks back to Andy, he catches her grinning, though why he cannot say.
“I’ll get her,” she says, already walking toward the back of the house. “We should get started.”
“Can it wait an hour?” Joe interrupts, setting his knife down on the cutting board before he wipes his hands off on the kitchen towel he has thrown over his shoulder. “Dinner’s almost ready.”
Andy shakes her head, not looking back as she answers, “We’ll talk while we eat.”
Joe lets out a soft sigh as the back door closes, his hopes of a nice family dinner dashed. Nicky reaches across the table for his hand, the earthy scent of fresh herbs hitting his nose when he presses his lips to his skin.
Joe smiles at him, a soft and tender thing, and Nicky feels a surge of love for him so strong he can’t help but lean forward in his chair to kiss him. Joe meets him eagerly, his hand rising from Nicky’s grip to brush his fingertips along the edge of his jaw.
“Would you like me to set the table?” Nicky asks when they part, his eyes still closed as Joe rests their foreheads together.
He feels the curve of Joe’s smile as he presses his lips to the corner of his mouth.
“Per favore, amore mio,” Joe tells him.
Nicky steals one final kiss before he stands and sets off in search of utensils.
“You want me to do what?” Joe asks, twenty minutes later with a spoonful of tajine halfway to his lips.
Nicky hides his grin in his own steaming bowl. This is going to be an interesting job.
According to Copley’s intelligence, the trafficking operation is run by a man named Victor Cross, who’s so dangerous and well-connected that most witnesses to his crimes clam up the moment the Feds come knocking, and those who don’t tend to wind up dead or vanish before they can reveal anything useful.
Well, almost.
Before an assassin claimed his life, an informant revealed to Copley’s source that Cross keeps meticulous records of all his sordid dealings at his home in Malibu. With those documents in their hands, they could expose his whole operation and save a lot of innocent people.
The catch is that these documents are, predictably, very well-guarded, and a direct assault on his home runs the risk of drawing too much attention, which would likely trigger a failsafe that would destroy the documents before they could be reached. Nicky has faith in their ability to fly under the radar, but with so many lives at stake, scattered in places they don’t yet know, he agrees they should find a safer plan.
Luckily, Copley has a suggestion. Cross appears to have one weakness: his only son Tyler, who just so happens to be throwing an extravagant party for his twenty-fifth birthday at his father’s mansion. Even better, according to his social media activity, he just so happens to be gay and have a strong attraction to older men with dark, mysterious eyes.
Which brings us to Andy telling Joe that he’s going undercover on a honey pot mission this weekend.
“Come on, it’ll be easy—like Bruges, ’68,” Andy says.
Nicky and Joe share a look. Neither of them has to remind Andy that Bruges, ’68 was considerably different: For one, the seduction was a distraction tactic, not meant for intel gathering, and for another, it was Booker who did the seducing.
Andy seems to sense their train of thought, and adds, with a touch of exasperation, “Just look at the kid like he’s Nicky and feed him drinks until he starts talking. Even if he’s not involved, he’s got to have an idea about where exactly Cross would keep those documents and anything else we might need to know about before we try to take them.”
“How do you know he’ll even take the bait?” Joe asks, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Oh, he will,” Nile pipes up from where she’s been looking over some of the papers Copley sent at the other end of the table. “According to his Twitter, he’s thirsting hard over some actor named Marwan Kenzari. Dude looks just like you.”
She holds up a paper with a screenshot of what must be Tyler’s social media profile. In it, there’s a photo of a handsome, shirtless man who does indeed bear a striking resemblance to Joe. Nicky spots the differences easily though; this man has more muscle definition than Joe does, likely won through a combination of targeted workouts and dehydration, and his beard is cropped much closer to his skin. He also has a small tattoo on his chest, but the picture is too far away from him to read it.
“Huh,” Joe says, leaning in to get a better look. Nicky is so distracted by trying to parse out the meaning of the “Hot Jafar can get itttttttttt #MarwanKenzari” written above the photo that he nearly misses Joe wondering aloud, “Should I shave?”
Nicky lets out a low, mournful sound when Joe’s words catch up with him. The weeks it would take to grow back would be a drop in the bucket of their long, long lives, but Nicky loves the feel of Joe’s beard against his skin and he isn’t prepared to give that up without a fight.
“Va bene, tesoro,” Joe assures him with a wink, sensing Nicky’s thoughts as if they were his own. “Non devo radermi.”
Nicky smiles gratefully at him.
“Anyway,” Andy interrupts. “I’ll infiltrate the catering company to do some recon before the party. Nile, unless you’ve got any objections, you’ll go in as Joe’s plus one to run interference while he pumps Tyler for information. You’ll also be his exit strategy if we need to leave unexpectedly without drawing too much attention.”
“Really?” Nile perks up.
Nicky smiles at her eagerness. “Makes sense,” he tells her. “You’re their age, you’ll fit right in.”
“And Nicolò?” Joe asks.
“Well, Copley can hack into Cross’ CCTV to guide us through the halls when we’re inside, but we’ll need someone keeping an eye on what’s going on outside. You up for it, Nicky?“
He shares a look with Joe, his eyes drawn to the subtle, downward quirk of his lips that tells him he doesn’t love the idea of Nicky being on his own out there. Nicky isn’t surprised to see it—he knows Joe has grown accustomed to being in the sniper’s nest with him to watch his six while Nicky has his attention trained on his scope—but there’s little that can be done about that now, so he nods, dragging his eyes back to Andromache.
“Si. I can set up my rifle here,” Nicky says, pointing to the best vantage point he can see on the satellite photos. “I’ll have a view of the front of the house and the backyard. If anyone suspicious enters or exits the property, you’ll be the first to know.”
“Hey, speaking of cameras: should we be worried about that?” Nile asks. “I’m sure people will be posting pics of everything if the scale of this party is as big as it sounds.”
“With Copley covering our tracks, I think it’s a risk we can afford to take,” Andy says.
“Alright,” Joe says. “When do we leave?”
Before they pack up and head to California, Joe and Nile need new clothes. The next morning, Nicky wakes up extra early to make them coffee before they take a train into Milan.
“Where’s Joe?” Nile croaks, her eyes still weighed down by sleep as she stumbles into the kitchen.
“In the shower,” Nicky answers. “Andy?”
“Still sleeping,” Nile explains.
Nicky nods, recalling that she took the first watch last night. He’ll wake her up in an hour or so, once he finishes packing their belongings for the flight to California.
In the mean time, he pours Nile a cup of coffee from the Moka pot on the stove, the sugar bowl and a small carafe of milk already on the table waiting for her. The moment the smell hits her nose a grateful smile breaks out on her face.
“Bless you,” Nile says, accepting the cup and sliding into a seat at the table.
“Prego,” Nicky says in response before pouring himself one and joining her.
They sip their coffee in silence, until Nile asks suddenly, “Hey, how are you feeling about the plan?”
“Good,” Nicky answers over his cup. “Why, are you having second thoughts?”
“No,” Nile says quickly. “I just thought maybe part of it might bother you.”
“Which part?”
“You know,” she says, like it’s obvious.
Nicky looks at her blankly.
“The part where Joe has to seduce someone and I apparently have to be his wingman?” she says expectantly.
Nicky laughs as understanding sets in, which only seems to confuse Nile further.
“No, I’m not bothered by that,” Nicky answers honestly.
“Really?” Nile asks, sounding surprised. “Why not?”
“Because if there is one thing I can be certain of after a millennium of sharing a life with Yusuf, it is that his heart is mine and mine alone,” Nicky says, feeling the truth of those words as they leave his mouth. “He will do what he must to get the information we need, and afterward he will come to bed with me like he has every night since we first cast our swords aside and allowed ourselves to love each other.”
Nile blinks at him in stunned silence. Nicky smiles as he takes another sip of coffee.
“Damn,” Nile says at last. “You two really invented love, huh?”
“I like to think so,” Joe says as he wanders into the kitchen, his curls still damp from his shower. He looks more alert than he did when Nicky left him in bed, but soft around the edges like he always gets whenever Nicky talks about how much they love each other.
“All lovers do,” Nicky agrees.
That’s certainly what it had felt like that first time they surrendered to their passions, when Nicky was Nicolò di Genova and Joe was Yusuf al-Kaysani and they’d spent the whole night mapping each others bodies with hands and lips and tongues. Each kiss was a revelation, every gasp, moan, and sigh, a shining new discovery, and in that moment, as Yusuf took him into his mouth with the vault of heaven twinkling above them, Nicolò could not have fathomed that anyone else in the history of the world had ever felt so worshipped by another—save perhaps God himself. After nine hundred years of loving this man, of bleeding and dying and living beside him, Nicky is as happy as he is unsurprised to report that he still feels exactly the same way.
Returning Joe’s soft smile, Nicky gets up from his seat to fix him a cup of coffee from the pot on the stove. He hears Joe’s footsteps approaching from behind and sighs contentedly when he feels Joe’s hands settle on his waist and his lips brush the back of his neck.
“So I will have no jealousy from you this weekend?” Joe asks, sounding a touch disappointed.
Nicky’s smile grows. “You are a very beautiful man, Yusuf,” he answers, turning in Joe’s arms to hand him his coffee. Joe accepts it and takes a sip as Nicky adds, “If I got angry every time you caught the eye of another, madness would have consumed me centuries ago.”
Joe laughs softly at Nicky’s words and sets his cup back down on the counter.
“Do you hear this?” Joe asks incredulously, throwing a look at Nile over his shoulder. “My Nicolò flatters me too much.”
“No,” Nicky disagrees with a fond smile. “I speak only the truth.”
Joe’s eyes soften before he leans in to kiss him, slow and wet and so very distracting. Nicky sighs into the kiss when he feels the warmth of Joe’s palm against the side of his neck, keeping him still as he licks into his mouth, bitter notes of coffee on his tongue.
“Oh my god,” he hears Nile mutter to herself before her chair scrapes against the broken tile. “Y’all are too much. I’m gonna grab my shoes and then we have a train to catch, Joe.”
Joe hums in acknowledgement, but only presses Nicky back into the counter more firmly once Nile’s footsteps fade. Nicky gasps as tendrils of heat stoke low in his belly, but he manages to find the will to put his hands flat against Joe’s chest and ease him back. Joe looks betrayed when he does it, but there’s a brightness in his eyes that tells Nicky he’s only teasing.
“As much as I want to keep kissing you, Nile is right,” Nicky says, knocking their noses together. “You have a train to catch.”
“I know,” Joe says, raking his fingers through Nicky’s sleep-tousled hair, “but you are just so tempting first thing in the morning, I don’t know how you expect me to resist you.”
Heat sparks inside Nicky once more as Joe’s nails scrape gently against his scalp, and his eyes slip closed, his own self-control dangling by a thread. They’d been too tired to have sex last night and Nicky curses their former selves for not taking advantage of each other while they had the time.
Nicky’s eyes flit back down toward the smug curve of Joe’s mouth, but before he can make a questionable decision, the door to Nile’s bedroom creaks open.
“Ready?” she asks.
“Yeah, just a sec,” Joe says, and for a moment, Nicky thinks Joe is going to kiss him again, but instead he reaches for the cup of coffee he left on the counter. He drains it in one go before he steps aside to place it in the sink, leaving Nicky unpleasantly cold without the heat of his body to warm him.
“Thank you for the coffee, habibi,” he says, dropping a kiss on Nicky’s cheek as he passes him. “I’ll see you soon.”
“Of course,” Nicky says, offering Joe a smile as he folds his arms across his chest. “Have fun in Milano.”
“Without you?” Joe asks, shooting him a look over his shoulder. “Never.”
The next night finds them at a hotel in Malibu, not far from Cross’ mansion. Nicky reclines on the bed he’ll share with Joe tonight if all goes well, dressed head to toe in black, while Joe gets ready for the party in their ensuite.
Nicky is resting his eyes when the bathroom door swings open.
“How do I look?” Joe asks as he steps into the room. Nicky pushes himself up onto his elbows to see, swallowing as his eyes travel the length of him.
Joe’s suit is of Italian make and exceptional quality, its rich burgundy hue eye-catching without being garish. The button down beneath is crisp and white, in stark contrast to the plain black bowtie that circles his neck. As he adjusts his cufflinks, Nicky’s eyes catch on the silver rings glinting on his fingers and the expensive watch on his wrist—a gift Nicky picked up for him the last time they were in Geneva. He looks like sin standing there, the well-tailored fabric clinging to his waist and thighs in a way that would have sent Nicky to his knees were he not already lying down.
“Bellissimo,” Nicky answers, and when Joe smiles brightly in response, Nicky beckons him closer with a gesture, unable to stop himself from playfully adding, “Tyler will not be able to resist.”
Joe scoffs and continues his approach toward the bed.
“And you?” he asks, eyes darkening as he pushes Nicky gently back until he’s lying against the mattress again. “Could you resist me?”
Nicky lets his thighs fall open in answer as Joe moves to settle in the cradle of his hips. The moment Nicky feels the solid weight of him rest between his thighs, Joe rolls his hips forward, a tease that pulls a soft moan from Nicky’s lips. Joe stifles the sound with his mouth as he moves in for a greedy kiss, nipping Nicky’s bottom lip between his teeth before soothing the bite with his tongue.
It never ceases to amaze Nicky that, after all the lifetimes they’ve lived, Joe’s kisses still have the power to steal his breath and make his heart pound against his ribs, that they still feel so fucking good. Nicky melts against him, any coherent thoughts that remain slipping away with every press of Joe’s mouth against his, leaving him dizzy and warm and utterly lost in the feel of Joe’s tongue delving into his mouth and his beard brushing against his skin.
It’s not until Joe snakes a hand between them to rub against Nicky’s rapidly hardening cock through the thick fabric of his tactical pants that Nicky remembers they have a job to do.
Nicky pulls away from Joe’s mouth with a soft gasp, but Joe just fits his mouth against the side of his neck instead as he continues to palm him through his clothes.
“We will be late,” Nicky pants, reaching down to cover Joe’s hand with his own—to stop him or urge him on, he isn’t quite sure.
“It’s a party,” Joe mumbles before tugging the neckline of Nicky’s shirt down with his free hand to suck a fleeting mark onto his collarbone. “We’re meant to be late.”
“You’re going to wrinkle your suit,” he tries weakly.
“I don’t mind,” Joe counters, unbuckling Nicky’s belt. Nicky makes no move to stop him as he unzips his pants and gets a hand on his cock, his thumb swiping through the pre-come gathering at the tip. It occurs to Nicky that Joe better be careful if he doesn’t want a stain on his new suit. He opens his mouth to say so, but Joe must sense his thoughts because before he can speak, he adds, “Don’t worry. I’ll finish you off with my mouth so you don’t make a mess.”
“Oh?” Nicky asks, flushing at the thought even as he teases, “Do you think Tyler will be able to tell where your mouth has been when he kisses you?”
Joe groans and sinks his teeth into Nicky’s skin, making him gasp as a heady mix of pleasure and pain washes over him. He moves up toward Nicky’s ear then, tracing the path up his neck with his tongue.
“Would you like that?” Joe asks in a low whisper before he nips his earlobe between his teeth, his hand still working Nicky’s cock in steady strokes. “For him to taste you on my tongue and know that I am yours, body and soul?”
Nicky lets out a shuddering breath and rolls his hips into Joe’s touch.
“Would you?” Nicky asks.
Before Joe can answer, there’s a sudden, harsh knock at the door, startling them both.
“Joe? Nicky? We’ve gotta leave in like ten minutes so make yourselves decent,” Nile calls from behind the wood before her footsteps quickly retreat.
Joe huffs in disappointment.
Nicky cannot help but share the feeling when Joe releases his cock, leaving it hard and aching against his belly. Just as he’s resigning himself to jerking off while Joe finishes getting ready, he feels Joe start to pull his pants down his thighs.
“Joe?” Nicky asks, the question obvious on his lips.
“We still have nine minutes,” Joe explains, shuffling down his body until Nicky can feel his breath on the tip of his cock.
“That’s not much time,” Nicky comments, reaching down to cup Joe’s cheek.
“It’s enough,” Joe says, pressing a kiss to his palm, and before Nicky can even think to argue, he leans down to lick a long stripe up his shaft, from base to tip.
Joe seals his lips over the leaking head of Nicky’s cock when he reaches it, sucking at it softly in that way that drives Nicky mad. He hums at the taste before taking him deeper, eager to make the most of their time. Nicky has to bite down on his lower lip to stifle a cry, his hips twitching forward to push himself deeper into the welcoming, wet heat of Joe’s mouth.
Nicky’s eyes stay fixed on those plush pink lips, watching his thick cock disappear between them again and again and again, the tip edging closer to the back of Joe’s throat with every bob of his head over Nicky’s lap. It’s a sight he’s seen countless times before, but it never fails to make the liquid heat pooling in his belly simmer to a boil, and Nicky is writhing against the mattress in no time at all.
Joe anchors his arm across Nicky’s hips to keep him from moving too much, and the confining pressure somehow turns Nicky on even more. Nicky squirms in Joe’s hold as he keeps working his cock just the way he likes it, the movements second nature after nearly a millennium of practice—Joe knows just when to take Nicky deep into his throat, when to slide his fist up and down his length while he gives the flushed head a little more attention, and, finally, when to slip his hand between Nicky’s thighs to rub slow, agonizing circles into his perineum until Nicky doesn’t have a prayer of keeping quiet anymore.
Nicky moans high in his throat at every pass of Joe’s fingers against his prostate, the pleasure mounting inside of him making his thighs tremble. His orgasm is so close he can taste it, and Joe must sense it too because when Nicky locks eyes with him again, he slides his cock deeper into his throat and presses his fingers more firmly into his perineum.
Nicky cries out as his orgasm hits, his cock pulsing between Joe’s lips as he fills his mouth with come. Joe swallows every drop, humming as his hand continues pumping his shaft, wringing every drop of pleasure from him that he can.
He lies there boneless as he comes back down, his chest heaving with every breath. His eyes slip closed as Joe tucks him away in his tactical pants, and a moment later he feels it when Joe climbs up the bed to seek out Nicky’s mouth with his own.
Joe crowds him even closer against the bed, and Nicky offers no resistance as Joe deepens the kiss, relishing the taste of himself on his tongue with a quiet moan. The weight of Joe on top of him is more than welcome, and when Joe’s hips roll instinctively against his stomach, he can feel how hard he still is. Without a second thought, Nicky reaches between them and unzips Joe’s pants.
“Do we have time?” Joe asks as Nicky pulls him out through his underwear and licks his palm.
“Ti importa?” Nicky asks, rucking his own t-shirt up to expose his stomach.
Joe huffs a laugh against his lips. “Credo di no,” he says before Nicky feels his lips on his once more.
Nicky swallows the precious sounds Joe makes as he jerks him off, fast and rough. Between how worked up he got sucking Nicky off and the adrenaline coursing through him as Nile’s ten minutes wear thin, it doesn’t take long—it must be barely three minutes before Joe grunts and spills over Nicky’s fist, painting the pale skin of his belly with streaks of white.
As soon as he comes, Nicky pushes him gently to the side so he won’t collapse right into the mess he’s made and reaches for a tissue on the bedside table. Joe pants beside him in a post-orgasm daze while Nicky cleans himself up with practiced efficiency before putting Joe’s cock back in his trousers.
“I didn’t get any on me, right?” Joe asks a moment later, still sounding winded.
“No, tesoro,” Nicky answers after he gives him a once-over. “Your suit is clean for now.”
“Good,” Joe sighs in relief, and then raises his head to look at Nicky as he asks, “Wait, ‘for now’?”
Nicky only raises an eyebrow coyly in response. Joe laughs and rolls onto his side to kiss him.
By the time they pull themselves out of bed and into their hotel suite’s living room, their ten minutes are long over.
They find Nile waiting on the couch, dressed head to toe in a sparkling gold gown and playing a game on her phone. She looks surprised to see them when she glances up.
Nicky is about to apologize for their tardiness and unprofessionalism when she says, “Huh. Thought you’d be in there at least another ten minutes.”
“We can come back later if you like,” Joe quips, but Nicky’s still stuck on his confusion.
“I thought you said we had to leave in ten minutes,” he says, head tilting to one side.
“I lied,” she answers simply.
The thought that their sweet, innocent Nile would lie is somewhat scandalizing, and Joe and Nicky share a look.
“Oh, come on, don’t be so surprised,” Nile says, sounding amused as she stands up and brushes the fabric of her dress down her thighs. “Joe looks stupid hot in that suit and you two are the most predictable people I’ve ever met, immortal or not. If I told you thirty minutes, I’d be sitting here for an hour.”
“That’s fair, I suppose,” Nicky says at the same time Joe asks, “You think I’m hot?”
Nicky laughs and nudges Joe with his shoulder. “Save your flirting for the mark, Joe,” he says.
“If you insist,” Joe sighs. “Though I’d rather save it for you.”
Nicky smiles, ignoring Nile’s dramatic sigh in the background.
“Can we go now?” she asks. “This guy’s burn book isn’t gonna steal itself.”
“Si,” Nicky says, and goes to grab the rifle case he left sitting on the table.
“I just have one question,” Joe asks.
“Yeah, okay, what’s up?” Nile asks, pausing by the door.
“What’s a burn book?”
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seaofthesoul · 4 years ago
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I was tagged by @legoilas @jenneferofjengaberg @tcustodis @stillness138 @lohrendrell @going-there-and-back-again and @zaynsbff in a couple of ask games, thank youuu! 💝✨🌸
Tagging @amantisegreti @technicallysideacc @sunflowrhaz @pridesobright @queenmevesknickers @humble--bard @carsen-daily @mugglemirror @jlyarts @haleths + everyone who tagged me to do whatever part of this you want! No pressure as always ❤️ 
—picrew here
As usual, I did a regular me and a fantasy version of me 🥰
—screenshots
lockscreen, last song you listened to & last photo you saved
My lockscreen is a screenshot I took of Geralt in TW3 (in Velen), and the last pic I saved is this excellent meme courtesy of @queenmevesknickers 💖 
The last song I listened to is Battle for the Bridge from the Thronebreaker soundtrack, I’m legit obsessed with it 🥺
—four songs i’ve heard today
Apart from the song named above, I’ve only listened to the GWENT Way of the Witcher menu music today 💫
—the last seven sentences i’ve written
Not sure which sentences I wrote last, so I’m simply going to give the first seven lines of the last fic I’ve published, in the light 🖤
Gweilge wasn’t fond of stealing.
Even after all these years, it still left him with a filthy, sticky feeling of shame which clung to his skin long after the act, like a layer of grime no amount of cleaning in a fresh, crystalline stream could wash away.
Yet if it was the price needed in exchange for non-humans living better lives, Gweilge thought, he was more than willing to pay up — no matter how rank the currency.
Crouching as he was in the shadows looming down the side of the imposing mansion that was his next target, he was thoroughly invisible but for the wisps of silver smoke blooming before his mouth in the cold night air.
Storeroom should be right down this way, he calculated, his gaze trained on the outline of a wooden doorframe jutting out from the semi-regular pattern of the stone wall. The moon was curled up under a thick cloudy blanket tonight, shrouding the entire courtyard behind the estate in darkness, but Gweilge had ample practise coaxing the secrets of the night into revealing themselves to him; after waiting long minutes with his back pressed against the wall, repressing the shivers tickling his spine, he began making out vague shapes amidst the gloom. As loath as he was to admit it (even and perhaps most to himself), his rather vast thieving experience had also taught him to closely inspect his surroundings before making any move — which meant he already knew the door he was looking for should be situated at six blocks’ distance and would likely be easy to open due to its outdated, brittle locking mechanism.
—seven comfort films
Decided to go with animated movies to narrow things down a bit! 🌈
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
A Goofy Movie
The Prince of Egypt
Over the Hedge
Zootopia
Finding Nemo
Fantasia
—get to know me
Feel like I’ve already done something similar to this several times, but what the hell, TC and Elis tagged me and I’m whipped so 😂💗
Name/nickname: Marianne, Marie/Mari
Star sign: cancer
Favourite bands/groups: only One Dee exists 😌💕
Favourite solo artists: apart from (you guessed it) the One Dee boys, mmm atm maybe Jamie Bower
Song stuck in my head: Waterloo from Star Académie 2021 haha 
Last movie: The Scarlet Pimpernel - thank you Bee and Kaley for getting me to watch it 😘
Last show: Borgen, before I got into TW3 and lost interest in any screen time that’s non Witcher-related sfhsgfds
When did I create this blog: October 2011
What do I post: chaotic multifandom content joined together by some sort of aesthetics? haha
Last thing I googled: probably something about Lie to Me in a convo with @amantisegreti 🌸
Other blogs: @garasham (vampire language), @ninquenarmo (TW3 screenshots) and @quenyatranslation 
Do I get asks: sometimes ❤️
Why did I choose this url: I love Tolkien and Galadriel ✨
Following: 1,036
Followers: 1,992 good beans 🥰
Average hours of sleep: between six and eight hours
Lucky number: none, but I like 3 and 5 best
Instruments: cello, harp and drums 💕
What I am wearing: sweatpants and an Uppsala Universitet sweater 🥺
Dream job: I’m gonna copy TC and go with “making a lot of money by doing nothing” lmaoo I wish 🤩
Dream trip: going back to Germany and Scandinavia 😭💖
Favourite food: any dessert 😍
Nationality: Canadian / Québecer
Favourite song: impossible to choose only one ???
Last book I read: currently tediously trying to make my way through Sapkowski’s Blood of Elves 😝
Three fictional universes you'd like to live in: Middle-earth always, Harry Potter (although fuck JKR) and maybe the world from The Edge Chronicles
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fandom-sheep · 4 years ago
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Fundy Dream SMP Chaos 01 APR 21
Delayed Liveblogging Part 1/1
I’m late cause I was on Wills stream.
He was laughing and complaining about not being able to burn things.
He’s happy he made a thing.
Oh no. Why is he tnting the castle and arsoning?
Why is Fundy causing problems on purpose?
Fundy honey please don’t break the holy land.
Oh it’s supposedly a fake server.
I need to read chat more to learn what is happening.
I guess I trust chat with fake smp?
OH WAIT! It’s April first!
I expected Fundy to prank us but I’m honestly too stupid for my own good sometimes.
Alright install hacks. Let’s go.
Chat has been burned before today.
Just casually looking at the reach mods.
The reason I don’t trust this is be a fake server is because he was on the real server earlier.
Fundy honestly might just be trying problems on purpose and it wouldn’t surprise me.
Sneaking under the half door! Oh wait never mind.
Oh no. Not memory dream stuff. Please your chat will cry.
Arson the Tommy house.
Arson the trees.
Oh an awesome old house.
Ah yes more tnt.
Fox boy has had quite the explosion obsession lately.
Upwards MLG. So talented.
I still don’t trust this not to be real. Because Fundy very well might explode things.
My dog is laying on my foot.
Lots of explosions.
Making more tnt nice.
Fundy gets banned arc! Let’s goooo.
Ok I want to see Fundy make this shot.
Explosion hour!
You can do it!
Chat is so divided between encouraging chaos and desperately hoping this is an April fools prank.
It’s still April first over there isn’t it?
1000% cannon
I love how Fundy understands that people do what they are told not to. So he tells them not to prime.
So close.
Come on! Explosion!
FOR THE PRIMES!
Yesssss!!!
MLG Fire. All the talent of this man.
I was so excited for Pokémon cards. But no face cam.
Wait don’t do Pokémon cards. We can’t see. 😢
Ah yes, Pokémon card asmr...
I wish I could see the cards. I love Pokémon cards.
I don’t know what some of these Pokémon he is vaguely describing are.
Oh wait! What was the last one???
Oooo what is it? What is it?
Rainbow glitter doesn’t limit it.
I could not understand that name. I can’t tell if it’s good.
Also Fundy. Time to look at this card.
Quit retaking the picture and just post it.
I swear he is enjoying toying with us.
We’re being shot while he’s trying to take a picture.
Ok time to check the bird site.
I have replied to the tweet with the requested phrase.
I don’t believe it’s worth a lot but it’s pretty.
Finally we’re done being stabbed by the skeleton.
Skeleton coming into close shot range.
Please don’t drown sir.
He’s comin’
Anyway back to causing problems.
Or you know back on memory lane...
Oh wait nevermind. Problems on purpose.
Really cool idea?
Another lovely ranged shot.
Aww. Didn’t quite make it.
Again didn’t quite make it.
Lazy way now.
“Eek” -Fundy
That’s one way to get revenge.
Chat keeping on calling for the death of Michael.
Casually sneaking into creative cause he’s out of tnt.
Tnt balloon launcher!
Oh Fundy planning on causing trouble at the other prison.
Tnt launcher let’s go.
Oh a being donated 100 lovely.
They deserve to have a tnt launcher named after them.
The chests being full has me suspicious but I still doubt the boy is truly causing problems on purpose.
Tnt launcher did not work.
L the streamer.
Oh Niki is going live on the smp. I suppose that’s one way we can find out if it’s the true smp.
Off they went. But it’s not accurate.
We’re just working with Fundy to cause trouble.
Nope. He just can’t do it.
Wow he’s flying like magic! (And covering that with tnt)
Making homemaker a bigger target isn’t going to work.
He’s gathering so many arrows.
Not a single one hit. Awesome looking but a lovely failure.
I tried to check on Nikis stream but the only thing that happened is I had to watch an ad to get back to Fundy.
Also Niki was hosting Minx. I missed her.
Awesome explosion Fundy.
Ah. Auto build.
Oh we auto built a bunch of signs. And none of them have the message.
Fungi grave. With diamonds. Lovely.
I am enjoying this even if I know better.
Ah. A lovely pile of tnt.
Poof!
Someone should have let Fundy have tnt sooner.
Casual flight.
I always love the music on Fundy’s streams. Just That lovely nostalgia.
Just piles of tnt by the hotel.
Chat is so panicked.
I don’t think most of them know it’s April first.
Oooo are we gambling?
Nope not gambling. But it did work gorgeously.
I’m not a griefing kind of person, but this does my heart good.
Enjoying problems.
“Oh what’s this place” adds tnt “gone” -Fundy
Come on chat people. Just encourage him. Quit saying check the date and that it’s a fake server. Just role with it.
Oh that was a very pretty explosion.
Exploded early but it worked (stupid egg bits)
A gorgeous sideways explosion.
We still aren’t destroying... oh wait. We are exploding. No sign.
No escape. But he survived. And the prime bell is still safe.
Castle explosion time.
I’m kinda sad about the castle I’ll admit. But I’ll still up for a good explosion.
Made the lil house and now he explodes things.
Chat blowing up the rainbow castle isn’t homophobic. Hush.
Oooo shaders. That’ll look pretty.
Cant wait to see the pretty screenshots the artists use.
Probably a back up. We’ll see.
Oh I’m also a bit sad about the museum. But you know. If we gotta explode things we gotta explode things.
I can’t wait to see the shaders with this.
Struggling to explosions.
Oh pretty. And the hotdog survives!!!
Cinematic. Beautiful.
Donos playing along saying he’ll be banned. Or donos just confused.
This boy truly pretending he hacked his way into creative on the smp.
Ok that was a pretty cinematic shot.
Holo mellons
Sniff raid! Lovely!
Also the person telling them to check out foolish’s stream. Hush. Let us worry people.
Oh did Fundy build the funky cube thing? I doubt but still.
Prison time.
Oh got to get the skeppy and bad house
And whatever that pit building is.
Everyone still talking about how it ain’t real. Quit it y’all. Come on. Join the joke.
Our dearest mods trying to keep everyone from spoiling it.
The prison is a really pretty build. And it does look explodable.
Explode the prison. Yes and 5up is hot is what are winning.
The no’s can’t catch up. It’s fire time.
You can tell the prank has failed, but it’s still good for the heart to see it explode. It is still a game after all as emotionally attached as we have gotten to it.
A small thing. A small explosive thing.
Everyone changing lag already.
Everyone already ready to fight Fundy if he were to blow up Michael.
Button time.
Oh we even have the cool undertake music.
And the cannon didn’t reach.
Auto build plus lots of tnt.
This is the grand finale of the prank I believe.
I might to go foolish after this. Get some chaotic building man.
Prime bell!!!
Poof and pop.
Oh that was pretty.
Wait... inner wall...
Well. Lore people take your notes on prison construction.
This knowledge will help you on your quest later.
Prison couldn’t even be broken by a fox with a tnt canon.
Phil Raid! Hooray!
Please be a real raid. I want the extra half hour of chaos.
Even though the fox should be yelled at to go to sleep.
Oh. Was it a real Phil raid? I half expected it not to be.
The chat is both confused and chilling.
You get that hype train rich people.
Walking around trying to pretend we haven’t been blowing everything up.
Casually walking around showing off his destruction.
It’s not even April first over theee anymore is it?
Ah. Yeah it is April fools joke.
Ah. Is Fundy actually coming clean about his stuff.
Ah no. He’s continuing to pretend nothing is happening.
Lots of tnt.
Gorgeous. Magnificent. Fantastic.
I love tnt particles for whatever reason. They always look so good.
That actually did a lot.
Yes join the fox discord! Yes follow the fox Twitter! I’ve already done both. I don’t really check either but still.
Showing off his explosions.
Oh we’re doing a reenactment.
Let’s gooo.
L’manhole v. 3 (4?)
Lots of tnt. Always good.
Oh. Oh no. It’s lagging bad.
The tnt. Isn’t going.
Ah now the true lag.
“Cool guys don’t have the frames to look at explosions” -Fundy
That was a good explosion. How deep did it go? No very probably.
TNT parkour! We love it!
That didn’t work but that was a nice explosion. Plenty of bedrock.
Good job with the hype train rich people.
We enjoy our streamer causing problems.
And the sign has changed again. You know the one. “You heart...”
Trying to fill the orb thing with tnt.
That was a very contained explosion.
Good explosion time.
Ok. We’re talking concrete replacement.
Blood vines exploding this early again.
Casually exploding the tiny Eret.
Everyone convincing him not to blow up the tiny Eret.
I love how those who watch one watch the other.
L’manburg yeah explode it. Eret? No.
Oh wait don’t look at the spoilers.
Secret Base Here.
Ahh. Blowing up his tower as well.
Nevermind. We like the tower.
Reasons. Mhm. Didn’t plan on that when he set this up. (In relation to snowchester)
Boy’s tnt penmanship is like that of a toddler.
Great explosions.
Oh we’re poofing the Targay next.
I love the two types of people. People like me, playing along, and the people who are panicking and praying it’s a copy.
Love the mods telling everyone it’s real.
Aww he died.
It’s ok. We respawned.
Defiantly cannon.
We don’t want it to be? That’s worrying for future lore.
But we’re not talking future lore. We’re doing therapy explosions.
Oh an ad. I didn’t get it. I won’t complain.
All the levels gone so sad. Not like they can spontaneously appear.
No. We aren’t going to snowchester. Too far away.
Where is the next level?
Random fire arrows???
Yes we are question marking.
Coder boy? Minecraft commands?
Run command?
Execute command?
He’s typing. I understand none of it.
Oh it’s peaceful.
There it goes.
Withers our favorite thing
Withers and chickens.
Oh. We stuck. We lagging bad.
Let me join the L group really fast.
The game crashed and now he’s trying again.
Wait all the damage reset?
Oh wait no we’re on the real smp now aren’t we!
Maybe not... we’ll see.
It never saved?
And here is the April Fools reveal.
Oh hooray sub goal and piano tunes!
Oh American roadtrip by Fundy!
That’ll be fun! It’ll be fun to see the vlogs and the like!
Raise that sub goal! Get that fun adventure!
It’ll be a month but it’ll be fun!
Ah he is telling them it was a real April fools steam.
But this is a cool idea! I hope the boy gets to come here on an adventure.
Why do many New York and New Jersey people? Also hooray 5up!
I hit the text block limit. Good song time! Banger tune time! Oh that’s neat! FundyJam! Another? I could make a part 2 to this instead of cramming, but that’s too much work. GOOD SONG GOOD STREAM! I love Fundy streams so much. Very therapeutic explosions. And the raid went through. 15TH FOR MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO!!!!
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fanficimagery · 5 years ago
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Cheap Thrills
Summary: Imagine receiving drunk text messages from a random number. Even when you make it known you're not who the person is looking for, the texts keep coming. And it's not until you make a post about the texts, complete with screenshots, do you find out who it is.
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[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: u awake? [From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: miss u [From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: can i come over? [From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: hello?
You read the texts, snorting at the poor unfortunate individual who typed in the wrong number. Thumbs tapping out a message of your own, you send it before getting back to your movie.
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: i'm sure whoever you're trying to reach misses you too? But sorry to say you have the wrong number.
The random number doesn't text you back so you continue on with your night as if nothing had happened. But the next morning, when you wake up, you find yet another text message from the random number.
[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: i am so sorry about those texts. I was drunk.
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: lol it's alright. You're forgiven.
You've had random numbers text you from time to time, but never a number that texts you in a drunken stupor yet again even after you've told them they had the wrong number. So the following night, you're surprised to see the stranger's number pop up again.
[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: what r u doin?
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: umm…
[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: r u a chick or a dude lol..
You snort. Of course. It's definitely a guy texting because had it been a drunk female there's no way she'd care to find out the gender. She'd most likely just text to her heart's content before passing out without a care in the world whether it was a guy or girl listening to her rant.
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: chick.
[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: yess! Boyfriend?
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: jesus. You're really in top form tonight, aren't you?
[From XXX-XXX-XXXX]: baby i'm in top form every night ;)
[To XXX-XXX-XXXX]: and on that note, I'm out. Don't forget to chug some water before bed, Stranger Danger.
The texts continue the following weekend, the drunken stranger flirting to his heart's content. He's funny, is definitely down to cuddle, and really wants to spend the night though he has no clue who you are. You had asked for a name, but never got an answer. You weren't too alarmed about not knowing it since he was never really serious about coming over (at least you hoped not), but your curiosity ended up getting the better of you.
So after screenshotting a couple pages, you post them to Twitter after blacking out every number but the last four with the caption: Get you a stranger who'll drunk text you even after explaining you're not who he's looking for..
You weren't really expecting the screenshots to blow up the way they did, nor for anyone to actually know your drunken stranger, but sure enough a week later you're receiving private messages from none other than David Dobrik himself.
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Planning to meet David Dobrik leaves you feeling a bit anxious, but you calm when he tells you his assistant Natalie will be joining him. So after hastily making some plans, you agree on meeting in a public park where there will be others around to make you feel a bit more comfortable.
You choose a pretty shaded spot beneath a tree in clear view of everyone milling about the park, and plop down with an assortment of snacks as you wait for David and Natalie to show up. Fortunately for you, you don't have to wait long. Natalie video calls you to find exactly where you're at and when she does it's not long before you're meeting them face to face.
David's already giggling and recording when he steps up to you, and you can't help but smile in return as you stand to greet them. "Hey. So, uh, it's cool to meet you guys." You briefly hug each of them before gesturing for them to sit with you.
"Likewise," David says. He and Natalie sit, and you offer them some of your snacks which Natalie readily digs in to. "So not to be rude and rush you, but can I please see the texts?"
You chuckle. "Yeah." Bringing forth your phone, you pull up the numerous texts from the number David claims to know. As you pass him your phone, you ask, "So you gonna tell me who Stranger Danger finally is?"
Natalie's eyes widen before she swats at David's arm. "You haven't told her?!"
"Ow! What?"
"David," she sighs.
You watch them, grinning. "I mean I kind of understood why David waited, but I'm really curious as to which one of your friends is thirsty as fuck to be texting a stranger."
David laughs as he continues to read. "Did he really say I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"
You grimace. "Yeah. Even sent me a dick pic which is why I tell him that I don't wanna see the peen a few texts down."
"Oh my god," Natalie muses. "He didn't."
"He did. Now can I please know whose penis I have seared into my brain?"
Natalie facepalms as David says, "Toddy."
"Toddy?" You brow furrows as you try to recall which one Toddy is. It isn't until Natalie shows you a picture of Toddy on her own phone do your eyes widen. "Oh. Oh wow."
David snorts and Natalie winks as she puts her phone away. "So you never once asked what he looked like?" She then asks as David screenshots everything he can before airdropping the pictures to his own phone.
"I mean I didn't really care about what he looked like," you shrug. "I found amusement in the texts and it surprised me that he continued to text every time he got drunk. I asked for a name eventually, but he never gave one."
"So he doesn't know your name or what you look like?" David asks, finally looking up at you.
"Nope."
He slowly smiles and Natalie groans. "I know that look. I hate that look. What are you thinking?"
David giggles. "I'm thinking of surprising Todd." You must make a face because David's quick to finish explaining. "It'll just be us and Todd. We can all hang out at my place and if the others show up, they show up. It'll be fine."
"I- I mean.." You trail off, glancing at Natalie. "What do you think? You've got a clearer head on your shoulders."
"Hey!"
Natalie huffs a small laugh. "It could be fun," she then says with a small shrug. "Todd will definitely find it funny, especially since you exposed him on Twitter. He'll also be happy that you're cute."
You blush as they stare at you, anxiously awaiting your answer. And after taking a moment to think about it, you sigh. "What the hell. Let's do it."
David cheers and they waste no time in helping you gather your trash. David offers for Natalie to drive his car while he drives with you, and she agrees. Then on the way to his house, David records some more to get more of your story for his vlog.
He finds out you're single to which he ooh's at and casually mentions that Todd is single as well, and is quite fascinated to learn that you think his friend is hot. You laugh and end up blushing, so to make you feel a little better he mentions that you're his friend's type as well. But all too soon you're pulling up to David's house where he's instructing you to park behind the safety of his gate.
You've seen his house in several of his videos, but it still leaves you awestruck as they lead you inside. All shoes are left by the front door and you can't help but stare at the ridiculously large bean bag chair when you enter the living room.
"Dibs."
"On?" David asks, he and Natalie immediately plopping down on the couch and stretching out on opposite ends.
"The bean bag." You cautiously take a seat and let yourself sink into it, smiling at David's giggling. Once you're completely laid back and curled up, you sigh in contentment. "I definitely need to invest in one of these."
"It really is comfortable." David taps away on his phone, humming. "So Todd should be here in a couple of hours. Does anyone want to order food while we wait?"
"Food. Yes!" Natalie groans.
"Does anyone deliver a good burger? I am so down for a burger and fries," you grumble.
David turns on his TV while Natalie orders the food. Bohemian Rhapsody is on and you urgently plead for David to leave it on that. He does and you have no shame in singing along or clapping to the Queen songs. The We Will Rock You scene leads you to performing your own rendition of the song, and both David and Natalie crack up when you sing the entire song from heart.
The food eventually gets there and you all take a seat at the kitchen counters. However, not even halfway through with your food, Todd texts David that he's outside.
"Oh shit, Y/N. Hide!" David tells you.
You nearly fall off your stool to which Natalie nearly chokes on her food laughing at, but she's quick to help you into the guest bathroom that's just around the corner. She leaves you alone and rejoins David, and it's not long before a third voice enters the mix.
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Todd walks into the kitchen, yawning and ruffling his hair. He nods at Natalie as she washes a few dishes to place in the dishwasher, and then takes a seat next to David who has his camera set up across from him.
"So what's going on?" He asks, stealing a french fry from the tray in front of him.
"I called you over here because I want to hear your side of the story," David informs him, slowly grinning.
Todd freezes, nervously chuckling as Natalie smirks at him. "About?"
"About this." David pulls up tweet that went viral, showing Toddy the screenshots of his text messages.
"She didn't," Todd exclaims, laughing. "Fuck. She did!"
"You've been exposed," Natalie muses. "How does it feel?"
"How did you even find these? Or even connect them back to me," Todd then wonders. "Wait does she have a pic?"
"No," David laughs, taking back his phone. "And I know it's you because the last four digits are the exact same as yours, and when I DM'd her I confirmed that the number she had was the same one I had for you. It was a long shot really, but I'm glad I took that leap of faith."
"You talked to her?!"
"Yeah. She's really cool. I think you'd like her."
"Really?"
"Really," Natalie agrees. "And if you keep eating her food, she's going to murder you."
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"And if you keep eating her food, she’s going to murder you."
"My food?" You mumble. But then Natalie's words click and your eyes widen. You can hear Todd beginning to ask something, but you throw open the door and march out towards the kitchen. "Not another bite, Stranger Danger!"
Todd nearly falls off the stool from where he whirls around so fast and you can't help but laugh. He's surprised, but beams a moment later, and you slowly walk towards him.
"You're the- you're her?"
"Yep." You stop a few feet in front of him. "And you're him- the drunk texter."
"Holy shit." He laughs, shaking his head at David whose recording it all, and then asks you, "Can I hug you? Is that weird?"
"You've sent me a dick pic, man. There's no getting more weird than that."
The tips of Todd's ears burn red as he moves in for a hug and you embrace him briefly. When he lets go, however, he keeps one arm around your shoulders as he faces David's camera once more. "So how much of my texts have you actually seen?"
"Everything but the picture," David giggles. "Y/N deleted it."
"Y/N?" Todd then glances down at you.
"Yep. And you're Todd. It's nice to officially meet you."
"Aw. Aren't you two adorable," David teases. "Now come on. Let's move this to the living room. It's getting weird just standing around."
"Wait. Hold on." You scurry forward and grab up your half eaten burger, taking one last big bite from it before heading towards the living room.
Todd watches you go, gaze adoringly watching your every step. "Marry me."
With bulging cheeks, you wink and continue on.
David and Natalie retake their spots on the couch, and the bean bag is so large that Todd throws himself next to you after you've settled down. The problem with the bean bag, however, is that you end up sliding towards Todd since he's heavier. He winks when you bump into him and you huff a laugh, but you get settled either way and pull out your phone to give you something to do.
Todd, you find out, is an Instagram hoe and you find yourself taking numerous selfies with him- some with filters and some without. You're even in his Instastories, laughing and trying to cover your face, but it's no use. He gives no explanation as to who you are, only that you're a friend. He even posts quick little videos of David and Natalie, and you arguing with David over which movie to watch.
You have no idea how long you've been with the group, only that it feels like you've known these people for a long time, so it's no big surprise that other friends of theirs show up to hang out.
Erin and Carly show up together, followed by Zane and Matt.
"Wait. So let me get this straight," Erin exclaims. "You," she points at Todd, "have been texting her," she then points at you, "for weeks? And you had no clue what the other looked like or names and this is your first time meeting?"
From your position- Todd stretched out one way and you the other with your legs draped over his- you grin. "Yep."
"Todd!" Carly laughs. "What even- how?"
"I thought I was texting Corinna!" He defends himself, chuckling. "I deleted Corinna's number, and she and Y/N have similar numbers. Totally accidental."
Everyone glances at you and you roll your eyes. "Chill. I knew his texts were intended for the ex. I even encouraged him to text her, but his drunken self found more amusement with a stranger."
Natalie snorts. "I'll say. He asked for nudes pretty frequently."
"Todd!" Matt cackles at the same time Zane muses, "Baby, no."
"Don't worry, I never sent them. I got more respect for myself than that," you say. "Todd, on the other hand, has no shame."
"You didn't," Erin says.
"It was one time!"
"It was still a dick pic." You grin. "And come on, man, who are you trying to kid? Your texts were thirsty as fuck at times."
"I have got to see these texts," Zane says.
Smirking, you pull up the text messages on your phone and move to toss your phone to an eager Zane. But seeing what you're about to do, Todd grips your thigh just enough to make you laugh in surprise. "Y/N, don't."
Zane's still reaching for the phone so Todd rolls over you. You grunt at the added weight, wiggling just enough to roll both you and Todd off the bean bag and onto the floor. You both grunt when you land.
"Oh my god," David laughs. "This is better than two girls fighting in baby oil."
Everyone's laughing now, especially when Todd says, "There's nothing better than two girls fighting in baby oil," as he gets the upper hand and straddles your stomach.
Your phone slips out of your hand, which he's quick to grab up, but with your free hand you're free to pinch Todd's nipple through his shirt. He yelps and you're quick to buck him off, you then rolling the both of you in order to straddle his stomach before reaching towards his outstretched arm for your phone.
Todd goes oddly still before giggling and it's all too easy to reclaim your phone. "You know what, I'm not even mad about this position."
Slightly leaning up to glance between you and Todd, you huff a laugh when you see his face is practically in between your tits. "You're a dick." As you fully sit up, you pinch Todd again to which he giggles at and then toss your phone at Zane. "You have free reign to read every one of Todd's texts now. Enjoy." Zane cheers, Matt, Erin, and Carly quickly crowding him to read them as well.
Todd pokes your waist and you flinch, your waist being very ticklish, and the two of you end up slapping each other's hands as you slide off of him and back onto the beanbag. Todd's beaming smile makes your heart beat a little harder and you're grateful he can't hear it.
"You're kind of strong," Todd says as he ends up settling next to you once more.
"I should hope so. I grew up with two older brothers. You best believe they tried every wrestling move on me until I learned how to get out of it."
"They still tease you?"
"All the time." You slowly smile, chuckling at fond memories. "What about you? Any siblings you fight with?"
"Nah. I'm an only child."
"So you're an only child who still acts like a child, huh?"
"Hey!"
Todd reaches over as if he's going to tickle you and you curl up in order to protect yourself. "No! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."
He chuckles softly and reaches for you again, but he only hooks an arm under your neck and pulls you in so you're curled into his side. "How much longer can you stay?"
You hum. "Not much longer," you admit. "I live about an hour away so I should be on the road pretty soon."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
Zane, Matt, Carly, and Erin are still hysterical over Todd's drunken texts, David and Natalie are in their own world, as are you and Todd. His calm demeanor puts you at ease and you suddenly find yourself wishing you could stay much longer in his presence.
"Aw. Look at them," David suddenly teases. When you and Todd look at him, David smirks. "You're welcome."
You snort. "Shut up." Todd opens up his phone to momentarily distract himself, but in doing so you see the time. "Shit," you mumble. "It's already that late? I need to go."
Todd's head snaps in your direction. "Aw. No."
"Sorry, but I need to." He frowns and your heart goes out to him for a bit. "Tell you what. Let's go grab some dinner. You take your car and I'll take mine so I can leave afterward."
"Fuck it. Let's do it." You and Todd stand up, and everyone readily stares at you. "Nope," he tells them. "None of you are invited."
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As the weeks slowly pass, nothing really changes with the exception that you've made friends with several Youtubers, and Todd's taken to texting you when he's sober as well now- maybe even hanging out when he's not with everyone else. So it's really no surprise when you get a FaceTime call from David as you're scrolling through social media before you put a movie on.
Accepting the call, you squint at the too bright room on David's end. "Do you have to have all those lights on? Jesus." As you move around, you end up laying back on your pillows.
He grins. "It's not even midnight. Why are you in bed already?"
"I'm not in bed-bed." You roll your eyes. "I was just getting ready to watch a movie. It just so happens that it's more enjoyable to watch from the comfort of a bed."
"Yeah? Which movie?"
"Guess."
"Bohemian Rhapsody."
"Goddammit."
David giggles. "You have a serious problem when it comes to that kid from Jurassic Park who's all grown up now."
"Joe Mazzello went from an adorable little nerd to total daddy material. He deserves all my love."
"Jesus Christ." You grin at David's amusement. Eventually though, his laughter tapers off. "Well I'll let you get back to your movie, but I need to record something real quick. You game?"
"If it involves me leaving my bed, then no. Other than that, let's do this."
"No. This is good." David props his phone up so he can hold his camera with both hands and record the call. Then, he says, "So since I posted the video of you and Todd meeting, the viewers have gone crazy."
"Of course they have."
"Inquiring minds need to know," he smirks, "if you're still Todd's booty text or if an honest friendship has blossomed from my intervening?"
You roll your eyes, teeth digging into the bottom corner of your lip as you fight off a blush. "Why does this feel like an episode of Catfish where the host is checking in weeks later to see how I'm doing?"
"Just answer the question, Y/N."
"Fine." You sigh. "Hold on." Getting out of bed, you then make your way downstairs. Heading for the kitchen, you then flip the camera on your phone. "Does this answer your question?"
Upon hearing your voice, Todd turns around from his place at the kitchen island where he was fixing a bowl of popcorn. He smiles. "What are you doing?"
"Oh my god!"
Todd's smile falters but your wink lets him know all is good. Sidling up to his left side, you hip check him as you flip the camera back so it catches both you and Todd. "An honest friendship has blossomed," you say. "I am introducing him to my current favorite movie."
Todd chuckles as he leans closer to the screen, his expression then morphing into one of mock horror. "Help me."
"No way. Natalie owes me twenty bucks! NATALIE!" David then sets his camera aside, picking his phone back up as he starts walking around. "So how long have you guys been hanging out for behind our backs?"
"Since you introduced us face to face," Todd says. "And we weren't exactly going behind your back, we just-"
"We wanted to hang out without anyone making a big deal out of it." You shrug. "But it's been long enough and you're going to make a big deal out of it no matter what, so.."
"So if you don't mind," Todd says as he takes your phone from you, "Y/N and I got a movie to watch."
"Wait! Just answer one question," David says. Todd goes quiet, nodding. "Did you finally get Y/N to cuddle you?"
Todd and David explode with laughter at the same time, and that seems to be all David needs to hear. You take your phone back, shaking your head. "Goodbye, David. We'll text you later if you're still awake." And before he can retort, you end the call before pocketing your phone.
"I guess the cat's out of the bag," Todd muses, shrugging sheepishly.
"Well not the whole cat." You slowly smile, leaning up on the tips of your toes and pressing your lips to Todd's. "And it's going to stay that way just a little bit longer. Your fans are crazy."
"Whatever you say, babe. Now can we please go watch that movie of yours? You got me all hyped up after those Queen songs you played all afternoon long."
"Sure thing." Todd grabs the bowl of popcorn and you grab some drinks from the refrigerator. As he follows you back up the stairs, you say, "Now don't get all huffy when I eventually swoon. I adore you, but I adore Joe and Gwilym just a little bit more."
"You're a terrible girlfriend."
"And I'm afraid I don't get much better." You huff a laugh. "You signed up for this, babe. Get used to it."
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