#I thought more of Verstappen

[chimerawrites]

Il Predestinato

Pushing the pedal till it smashes on the floor. I want to feel the breeze and the adrenaline. Going so fast my eyes and my brain can't keep up. It's hard to breathe. Till my heart tries to match the speed of the wheels and I feel my chest compressing with the force.

Risking my life for an empty trophy,

money?

Maybe for the fame…

Going hundreds of miles per hour so my name is remembered. Building a legacy that will outlive me. Till I make this sport my own. I make myself the best, for I will become the greatest.

But people hate it. People spit their venoms at me when I stand with the gold in my hands. I reached the top of the Everest and all they want is to push me down the hill.

The adrenaline makes me deaf. I can't hear them booing. Not even the roar of the engine. They hate me, I work so hard to give them a show and this is the thanks I get. I did all I could to be remembered.

I might just crash my car against a wall. Wait for the gasoline to fill my body and the flames to make my bones into ashes.

After all, you only become a legend once you are dead.

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

You know, in movies where they get a character to essentially glow up to seduce someone, but then they're really, really bad at flirting? That's Charles, seemingly being assigned by the GPDA to swear, and him essentially becoming a wide-eyed country girl in the big city for the first time during this mission* lmao. He tried so hard to make it look casual, but he practically tripped over himself to bring Max and his penalty up at every opportunity in preparation of dropping the swear bomb and possibly joining him in community service 😭✋️.

[gothicnights]

On The Sofa with Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen... // 2018

Ricciardo has 'good idea' F1 career might be over // 2024

[mariahcarreyyy]

Totally not thinking about coming home to lando and max passed out and you throw one of their shirts on and landos hand immediately grabbing one of your tits, totally not thinking it (this is what happens when I run out of melatonin gummies)

no yeah and im also totally not thinking about being sandwiched between them both after a long night out. your back pressed against lando's chest and max's chest against yours, his massive arms wrapping around you both. your eyes burn from the lack of sleep and just as they flutter shut, lando's hand sneaks inside the non-existent space where ur tits r being squished against max.

"lan?" you whisper as to not wake up the dutch.

the curly-haired boy only grumbles incoherently in his sleep, and you swallow thickly when he starts unconsiously kneading at your tits. arching your back slightly into his touch because they'd been in a bra the entire day and theyre sore and its so fucking relieving when lando massages them.

also totally not thinking about max parting your thighs with his knee while hes still asleep— because cmon its a comfortable sleeping position —with lan's thumb lazily rubbing circles on your nipple. Or how you'd start grinding on max's bare thighs till it put you asleep, like a weird ass horny lullaby.

[maxedes]

Formula Skippy

„Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn’t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. […]

First, a word of intro For those of you that don’t really know Skippy, he’s a friend of mine that, in a sad state of sobriety, decided to join the Army. He’s also one of the Universe’s great agents of Chaos and Discord. Feel free to email him with whatever questions you might have, and don’t be concerned about whether or not he knows you or even if he understands what the hell you’re talking about. I don’t. BTW: Skippy is in Psyops. The first time I met him he was wearing a kilt made of fruit roll-ups. Now, on to the list!“

skippys list x f1

(part I) (part II)

[whathappeninglestappen]

I have a question. When the drivers do the fan stages before a race, F1 usually has two teams go at the same time (for example, I’ve seen Alpine and Ferrari go together before). Why don’t Ferrari and Red Bull ever go together?

Can you imagine Charles and Max on the stage together. Laughing when asked silly questions or blushing when they look at each other.

Lestappen interacting during a fan stage would be simply lovely. 😊

[promiscuousasexual]

i waited until i had all the drivers to post this, took me until this morning actually

here’s the garages in saudi arabia having all the drivers’ names in cursive arabic!! :

red bull

mercedes

ferrari

mclaren

aston martin

alpine

williams

vcarb/RB/visa cash app RB/idk

stake

haas

edit :

and here's ollie bearman's!

[blueskingdom]

charles ft. his never ending saga of winking at max

[imeriayapping]

I need a fic where some spell or whatever undoes all of the media training, better of it happens in middle of very frustrating race for EVERYONE

Imagine for some reason top three is max, Carlos and Oscar and in the post race interview they just start saying shit abt eachother totally nonchalant lile they are talking about weather or about how fucking boring max constant winning is

While in post race interviews Logan says about how everything is shit and car is fucked and Charles talks about how not being able to have one private moment with his family or friends is disturbing and he's tired from f1 cultivating the whole thing

Alex would just flat out say that all of the media is bullshit lol

[eliwatchesf1alot]

seeing so much lando hate today on tumblr too (instagram, expected, tumblr, not so much)

are you guys actually just that dumb or do you guys get off on posting random stuff that just sounds dumb asf

no, lando didn't deserve that win. oscar did. he got pole and maintained the lead. but does it make sense to let lando lose out on points with FOUR races remaining in the season? when he is the only guy challenging max for the wdc right now? use your brains. like. its not that hard. thats the way an f1 team should work. its a TEAM. lando let oscar pass in hungary. now oscar let lando past in the brazil sprint race BECAUSE LANDO IS THE ONE WHO IS SECOND. like. i saw someone talking about how mclaren did so much embarrasing stuff for one point. ARE YOU DUMB LIKE. WHY DID YOU ALL GET SO EXCITED WHEN DANIEL GOT THAT ONE POINT FOR MAX THEN. OFCOURSE EVEN THE ONE POINT MATTERS. GO GET HELP YOU ALL

[nightskylonging]

[randomfingthings]

MAXIPADDD!! I LOVE UUU!

he does not hesitate with words, say it as it is 👑😭

Interviewer: we heard you say it was a bit boring

Max: how was it for you? 🤔😏😌

Interviewer: yea well you know, it was nice Charles got the win

Max: yea but the race 😗

Interviewer: yea okay well 😭

[slowestlap]

After parting with Bradley Scanes following four years together at Red Bull, Verstappen is now working with Rupert Manwaring, who had been Carlos Sainz’s long-serving trainer. Sainz and Manwaring started working together eight years ago when Sainz was at Toro Rosso (now RB).

“We had an exceptional time together,” said Sainz. “We felt it was time to move on. Our lives were becoming different, and him living in the UK and me being more in Italy and Spain, I felt like it was time to change paths. I’m sure Max is going to enjoy the time with him.” Verstappen said it had been “nice” working with Manwaring given his F1 experience, saying he “knows what is needed.”

Verstappen noted managing sickness as being particularly important, as illness becomes inevitable with so much traveling throughout a season. Last year in Saudi Arabia, he came down with a bug that made Red Bull question whether he’d be fit for the race weekend. He only missed media day in the end.

“Everyone gets sick once a year at least,” Verstappen said. “You really try to minimize that, you try to be on top of things, and you know that when you go to certain countries, you know what you have to do to be careful not to be sick or whatever. Jet lag, traveling, it’s really about being well-rested.”

Even at 26, Verstappen is already implementing changes in his approach. “It may sound a bit weird, but I’m not 18 anymore,” Verstappen said. “At 18, you can do whatever you want, even the day before (the race)! Slowly, that is changing as well. I already start feeling that. But I’m sure we’ll come up with good plans on what to do.”

[...]

Verstappen, the overwhelming favorite to win a fourth title in 2024 and, one presumes, the majority of the 24 races, said he wanted to “make it as fun as possible” between races and find downtime away from his duties.

“Twenty-four races is a lot, and not only just the race weekend itself,” Verstappen said. “When we get back, there’s a lot of commitments. You have to get back to the factory as well to prepare with sim days, which almost takes a month as well in your schedule already alone.

“(I’m) just trying to make the best of it. Everyone knows I’m not a fan of it. But I don’t decide the calendar.”

How F1 drivers and teams are preparing for 24 races in 2024, the longest-ever season | Luke Smith, the Athletic | 26 February 2024

[sainz100]

Max Verstappen | 2024 Belgian GP | 📸 via Verstappencom's Insta

[sv5lh44]

i’m seeing live before my eyes the sebification of max

[helmet-hairs]

NO

WHY