#I thought it was pretty funny ngl
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"Unfortunately for you, the aura of suck is going to be around for a while."
-My brother
Thanks @tzbdragon lol
#This is about my medical and work shit I'm dealing with#I thought it was pretty funny ngl#Shit my brother says
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never posted this but im pretty sure this was the first metadede i drew (prolly last April?)
#happy cringe day wednesday#i had something else 99% done but im distracted by stardew 1.6 so it’s gonna wait a bit#ngl this seems like the kind of thing id have drawn when i was younger#i was feeling pretty silly about drawing Kirby characters kissing so maybe i thought starting with something funny and#idk maybe i thought that would make it easier#so it’s fitting for cringe day#dedede looks pretty different here but i think it’s cute#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#Quinn does comics#<- kinda#a year goes by so fast…#not mocking my younger self or anything but i said that because it reminds me a lot of something specific i drew (that is now lost)#be cringe be free yknow
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BUNGOU STRAY DOGS 119 SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT
#this chapter was absolutely wild#the good doctor meme was the only one i thought of immediately but the rest was just random pretty much#absolutely terrifying chapter too i must say#some of these are a stretch I'll admit but i still found it funny to use them#I have never seen the book of life movie im ngl but I was looking it up because some song lyrics from the calamatix#was also gonna include something about a knight and a proposal but couldn't think of anything off the top of my head tbh#hopefully this sows up in the tags plz plzplzplzplz#bungou stray dogs 119#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 119#bsd#bsd manga#bungo stray dogs#mine#op#bsd memes
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Currently thinking about crafting (some of) my own judaica one day like.... just imagining being able to craft and then use, like, challot covers that I made for instance??? Wow..........
I one day want to start like... A jewish crafting club or something!!! Like, how cool would that be
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#i'm thinking about patterning for a crochet challot cover but... hmmm#i don't do embroidery right now but i do crochet (taking a break but i know it better than anything else)#i just love being able to make something that is *exactly* how you want#i'd also love making mezuzot covers!!!!!! from what i understand the cover can be... pretty much anything. imagine woodcarving one...#i've done wood carving once (not ironic but it's funny because i did it in ..... jesus camp. i only went there for the bread ngl)
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Yo Unus Annus looks way different from what I remember
Had to draw Dislyte mark while that still is a bit of a fresh topic, and turn it into a joke that only some people will understand
Also I put it into the art contest so we’ll see how this goes
#markiplier#dislyte#ethan dislyte#digital art#digital illustration#fanart#unus annus#cereals art#also hi Dislyte community how are you#dislyte fanart#I haven’t drawn mark in so long guys#also hello to the followers who originally followed me for mark and Sean art hi here you go#you have been fed#I’m mad no one has made this joke yet#I gotta do everything myself#anyway please laugh at my jokes#I thought this was funny#cause you know Ethan and there’s an Ethan in Dislyte#also yes I play dislyte#I’m pretty good at it ngl#played it when it had just released
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Last person on earth to ever take the BDSM test for the first time.
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Every so often I get sad over never having the canon twilight/hunger games phase or boy band phase
I just never could get into as my mother would call them those "teeny bopper boys" aka one direction,Justin Bieber, BTS
#IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE APART OF IT YAKNOW#i couldnt even like taylor swift#i hate everything ppl think is fun#the most boy band crazed i ever was was over jonas brothers for like a month ish and thats just cus i fixated on their show#now that i think about it i mainly watched it cause i thought chelsea kane was very pretty#and now im realizing i just straight up had a crush on her#also looking that show up it ended in 2010 and kevin then started married to jonas in 2012 that is such a fucking quick turn#I WASNT EVEN A FULL PHAN#the edits of dan and phil and ppl shipping them weirded me out but tbf all real life shipping weirds me out so much#i now find it funny how clear the glass closet was for those boys but god it mustve been so uncomfortable for so many ppl to call u gay#way b4 you were ready to come out#the amount of 2010s celebs that annoyed me is outrageous ngl#i was a certified hater#still have that certificate somewhere when i need it most
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i learned the partner work for bite me today and omg i’m just imagining how awkward our boys were w the girls sjsndj it’s so funny to me pls
#yeah no just imagine#i don’t think i need to do anymore explaining#also i’m so tired rn so my brain can’t comprehend how to make a proper sentence dmdndj#but yeah i just thought this was funny 😭#i wonder who was the most awkward sjsndj#i can just imagine hoon#not knowing what to do sksnsj pls 😭#no but why do i feel jay probably wasn’t able to look into any of the girls eyes 😭#or more like not be able to hold eye contact djdnd#jake was probably pretty cool and collected but on the inside felt pretty uncomfortable ngl skdnd#ok anyways that’s enough i’m going to sleep now night y’all sjsn#em speaks
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Went to the library with my kindergarten group today.
I was reading a book titled "useless facts for gamers" and while I was going through the "in the mushroom kingdom" chapter one fact made me happy.
"Mario Tennis 64 had a scrapped character, Warupichi"
And I went "WAPEACH SPOTTED" so hard in my mind. Common W for the W-Family.
Anyway, most of the facts I was able to read did I of course already know, ha ha.
#dragon's stupid thoughts#i thought we were going to the big city library so I thought I could look out for some games but nah#they only had like 8 switch games which... isn't of any use for me.#i mean I couldn't have bought them and call them mine anyway but I could have still played them#man imagine if a library had pokegames#I'd always leave a note for the next player ngl#(and take every shiny the pre-owner missed hehehe)#this already happened to me once tho#was buying a used Heartgold cartridge and it had a shiny ninetails#pretty cool if you ask me#that's why it's so funny to buy used pokegames
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I was doing some online window shopping on Crimbus Eve and noticed these cups I had been Yearning For from Rogue & Wolf had a really big discount on them so. I got myself a Crimbus Present and ordered two of them uwu
They're so pretty, I love them to death, but. Good god, I did not realize how fucking big these cups were. They're huge. Massive.
I mean I guess that's what I get for not checking the measurements before ordering them lmao but good god
#Moon posting#It's just funny because the last two cups I got from R&W were a smidge smaller than I thought lmao#Look R&W is based in the UK so I have to pay like +24% in taxes when they enter the EU#So the fact they had a massive discount going? Yeah I'm fucking taking advantage of that these things aren't cheap#Honestly worth it though. They're so fucking pretty man#And most importantly: THEY'RE DISHWASHER SAFE. AND MICROWAVE SAFE. THEY'RE ACTUALLY USABLE#Like sure Killstar makes a ton of cute alt dining ware BUT SHIT AIN'T DISHWASHER SAFE#WORTHLESS#((Actually their large Calgary-circus mugs are dishwasher safe and ngl I'm tempted to get two... They're pretty...))#Yeah it kinda took forever for these to arrive but to be fair I did order them on fucking Christmas Eve lmao#Like people were on vacation I'm sure and it's fine. What did annoy me was that these got stuck in customs for almost a week#But that's not R&W's fault lol#Anyway yay pretty cups
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can’t tell me otherwise
in case ya wanna use it
#danger mouse#my stuffy stuff#memes#🌺my memes#they are married#you cannot convince me otherwise#literally oldmarried couple energy#two gay dumb b-tches#they don’t have a single brain cell#just two old men in love#being gay and being able to save the world#good for them#fr tho the way they love trust and can’t function without the other is so f-cking cute#goals#anyways#recently been rewatching danger mouse 2015 after a long time#and I have to say its still pretty good#again free to use#made a very cheesy background and text for this meme cause I thought it would be funny#it kinda is ngl
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would like to note that like 12 hours after I was complaining about being sick this past week on that snippet yesterday
i had to get a tooth pulled cause of an emergency
adult life is literally so god damn weird.
#crow.txt#not writing#not really relevant i just thought its really funny ive been having a fcukjng WEIRD ASS WEEK. JESUS.#i got to keep it. itsbkinda cool ngl.#idk what to do with it ill figure it out. holy fuck im so hungry though uhhhhhhhggghghggh....#luckily it was a wisdom tooth so it wasnt like. consequential. it was like the only one i had that grew in steaigut which was funny#cant keep the pretty one lmao#i need to get more gauze holy fuck they did Not give me enough gauze
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We need a mandatory zoonoses time
Yes, yes we do
#eggs can answer#took me a few minutes to google what zoonoses meant#I thought it meant putting your hand up the bars so I could sniff you with my zoo nose#the actual meaning is pretty fucking funny tho ngl
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eeeeeeLYSSSSSSSSSSSS <333333
sorry for dropping off the face of the earth yet again ive had such a shit week thatz lead to my language teacher booking me an appointment with the counsellor 💪💪💪
ANYWAYS HRU????
taaaaaKKKUUUUU!! <333333
ah dw dw it happens fr. well i hope that your next week will be better and i also hope that your appointment goes well...
ty for asking, i’m good!! holidays started today hehehe and it was a chill week bc no exams no nothing even tho today we had our last lesson with our english teacher bc she’s leaving :(( she’s amazing i love her so so much and made sure to tell her how much i appreciate her but i’m still sad bc aaa she’s one of my fav teachers i’ve ever had. but welp. also i started... guess what..... more fanfic wips. congratulations to me 👏👏👏 i fr am a natural. anyways the words still aren’t wording for the bajitsuyaken fic idfk. but rn i’m working on a hanfuyu fic for that one hanfuyu fic i’ve sent you a link to yes yes the inspiration has finally hit me!! tho i will suffer for the next two weeks bc i’m gonna be on vacation n idk how much free time, privacy, n wifi i’ll have lol but we’ll see. anyways what have you been up to?
#i’ve also been brainrotting about 1) spatort 2) hanfuyu 3) akkun & kisaki in the bad toman timlines and 4) shion & co.#shion & co. includes mochi/shion/peh with shion dating both n mochi & peh being good friends as well as the haitanis kawata twins+#mucho sanzu mizo mid pah/yumi/yasuda and adult moshionpeh adopting a group of four siblings with pahyumisuda being uncle/aunts+#to them bc peh & pah are best friends thank you#idj why i’m brainrotting about all that it kinda just. happened bc i saw 3 shion posts in the span of 24 hrs and that activated smth in me#oh i forgot hakkai in this also brainrotting abt him n mitsuya n draken#okay maybe the whole of tokrev at this point#i’ve also figured out that i have taste -> color synesthesia. i was convinced that i don’t but i was wrong#found out bc yesterday i had a new drink for the 1st time n my first thought was#‘this tastes like yamagishi(’s color) looks like’ n my next one was ‘wait this tastes like a color??’#was pretty funny ngl#☆—`elys rambles#elys n taku rambles#☆—`ask
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LIARA I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA BE WITH YOU TO BEGIN WITH
#ngl it was funny but girl why are you blaming me#you made our whole relationship up in your own mind girl#shepard was like “we need to talk about us”#and liara is like “YEAH YOU CHEATER >:(”#“no liara i meant why did you send a picture of yourself for cerberus to put in my room”#“and why did you kiss me out of the blue (HAH) when we saw each other again”#“i thought i was pretty clear im not into you like that”#liara: “YOU HAVE BEEN POLISHING GARRUS' GUN”#“I KNOW BECAUSE I SPY ON YOU”#“... alright liara”#me2
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infuriating that the only influencer at the dnc that didn't make me insane was that content creator i feel fundamentally weird watching because half her schtick is playing off the "crazy weird crackhead black woman yelling at people for easy clicks and views". like one of the only ones on my feed actively anti israel.
#idk feels racist as a white person to laugh at her because her whole thing is based off a crazy black woman stereotype#im talking about crackheadbarny#like girl i know youre not actually a crackhead and wouldnt care about people who are... its exploitative and shock comedy#speakeasies#i dont like that lady i ran into her once at an event because she was planning to yell at azealia banks later LMFAO#which was pretty funny ngl#but like how is that the one anti israel influencer i've seen being really loud at the dnc the one that i do not like#whateverrrrr ugh just needed to get this thought into the ether#anything she does is to make her point look insane even if the people shes interviewing/yelling at are massively worse#like yeah cause a disruption and upset the people who think they can do whatever#and not get yelled at#but the way she goes off stereotypes is weird
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