#I thought it was pretty funny ngl
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"Unfortunately for you, the aura of suck is going to be around for a while."
-My brother
Thanks @tzbdragon lol
#This is about my medical and work shit I'm dealing with#I thought it was pretty funny ngl#Shit my brother says
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never posted this but im pretty sure this was the first metadede i drew (prolly last April?)
#happy cringe day wednesday#i had something else 99% done but im distracted by stardew 1.6 so it’s gonna wait a bit#ngl this seems like the kind of thing id have drawn when i was younger#i was feeling pretty silly about drawing Kirby characters kissing so maybe i thought starting with something funny and#idk maybe i thought that would make it easier#so it’s fitting for cringe day#dedede looks pretty different here but i think it’s cute#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#Quinn does comics#<- kinda#a year goes by so fast…#not mocking my younger self or anything but i said that because it reminds me a lot of something specific i drew (that is now lost)#be cringe be free yknow
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BUNGOU STRAY DOGS 119 SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT
#this chapter was absolutely wild#the good doctor meme was the only one i thought of immediately but the rest was just random pretty much#absolutely terrifying chapter too i must say#some of these are a stretch I'll admit but i still found it funny to use them#I have never seen the book of life movie im ngl but I was looking it up because some song lyrics from the calamatix#was also gonna include something about a knight and a proposal but couldn't think of anything off the top of my head tbh#hopefully this sows up in the tags plz plzplzplzplz#bungou stray dogs 119#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 119#bsd#bsd manga#bungo stray dogs#mine#op#bsd memes
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Currently thinking about crafting (some of) my own judaica one day like.... just imagining being able to craft and then use, like, challot covers that I made for instance??? Wow..........
I one day want to start like... A jewish crafting club or something!!! Like, how cool would that be
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#i'm thinking about patterning for a crochet challot cover but... hmmm#i don't do embroidery right now but i do crochet (taking a break but i know it better than anything else)#i just love being able to make something that is *exactly* how you want#i'd also love making mezuzot covers!!!!!! from what i understand the cover can be... pretty much anything. imagine woodcarving one...#i've done wood carving once (not ironic but it's funny because i did it in ..... jesus camp. i only went there for the bread ngl)
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Bill!
#gravity falls#bill cipher#my art#I remember Bill had his own art of what he would look like as a human so I thought it'd be funny to follow his thinking vs pretty boy bill#I forgot his tophat though😅 too busy laughing at the lettuce hair (and lettuce shirt for that matter...)#and he got the hisoka waist cause doritos#The left triangle Bill was with my left hand and ngl it looks better than the righthanded one- shakiness included#mighta just made the second one too small so all the details got squished#Also sorta feel like he'd have makeup (like gold or triangles or something)#and if not some sort of acne or skin disease like leprosy#but I guess it all comes down to whether he's trying to look glamorous or freak people out#I SHOULDA GIVEN HIM DEER TEETH EARRINGS#what a missed opportunity😔#EDIT#k I got tophat Bill with eyeball decor and deer teeth buttons😌#all is now right with the world#also I cannot draw noses...
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Yo Unus Annus looks way different from what I remember
Had to draw Dislyte mark while that still is a bit of a fresh topic, and turn it into a joke that only some people will understand
Also I put it into the art contest so we’ll see how this goes
#markiplier#dislyte#ethan dislyte#digital art#digital illustration#fanart#unus annus#cereals art#also hi Dislyte community how are you#dislyte fanart#I haven’t drawn mark in so long guys#also hello to the followers who originally followed me for mark and Sean art hi here you go#you have been fed#I’m mad no one has made this joke yet#I gotta do everything myself#anyway please laugh at my jokes#I thought this was funny#cause you know Ethan and there’s an Ethan in Dislyte#also yes I play dislyte#I’m pretty good at it ngl#played it when it had just released
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Last person on earth to ever take the BDSM test for the first time.
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i learned the partner work for bite me today and omg i’m just imagining how awkward our boys were w the girls sjsndj it’s so funny to me pls
#yeah no just imagine#i don’t think i need to do anymore explaining#also i’m so tired rn so my brain can’t comprehend how to make a proper sentence dmdndj#but yeah i just thought this was funny 😭#i wonder who was the most awkward sjsndj#i can just imagine hoon#not knowing what to do sksnsj pls 😭#no but why do i feel jay probably wasn’t able to look into any of the girls eyes 😭#or more like not be able to hold eye contact djdnd#jake was probably pretty cool and collected but on the inside felt pretty uncomfortable ngl skdnd#ok anyways that’s enough i’m going to sleep now night y’all sjsn#em speaks
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Went to the library with my kindergarten group today.
I was reading a book titled "useless facts for gamers" and while I was going through the "in the mushroom kingdom" chapter one fact made me happy.
"Mario Tennis 64 had a scrapped character, Warupichi"
And I went "WAPEACH SPOTTED" so hard in my mind. Common W for the W-Family.
Anyway, most of the facts I was able to read did I of course already know, ha ha.
#dragon's stupid thoughts#i thought we were going to the big city library so I thought I could look out for some games but nah#they only had like 8 switch games which... isn't of any use for me.#i mean I couldn't have bought them and call them mine anyway but I could have still played them#man imagine if a library had pokegames#I'd always leave a note for the next player ngl#(and take every shiny the pre-owner missed hehehe)#this already happened to me once tho#was buying a used Heartgold cartridge and it had a shiny ninetails#pretty cool if you ask me#that's why it's so funny to buy used pokegames
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I was doing some online window shopping on Crimbus Eve and noticed these cups I had been Yearning For from Rogue & Wolf had a really big discount on them so. I got myself a Crimbus Present and ordered two of them uwu
They're so pretty, I love them to death, but. Good god, I did not realize how fucking big these cups were. They're huge. Massive.
I mean I guess that's what I get for not checking the measurements before ordering them lmao but good god
#Moon posting#It's just funny because the last two cups I got from R&W were a smidge smaller than I thought lmao#Look R&W is based in the UK so I have to pay like +24% in taxes when they enter the EU#So the fact they had a massive discount going? Yeah I'm fucking taking advantage of that these things aren't cheap#Honestly worth it though. They're so fucking pretty man#And most importantly: THEY'RE DISHWASHER SAFE. AND MICROWAVE SAFE. THEY'RE ACTUALLY USABLE#Like sure Killstar makes a ton of cute alt dining ware BUT SHIT AIN'T DISHWASHER SAFE#WORTHLESS#((Actually their large Calgary-circus mugs are dishwasher safe and ngl I'm tempted to get two... They're pretty...))#Yeah it kinda took forever for these to arrive but to be fair I did order them on fucking Christmas Eve lmao#Like people were on vacation I'm sure and it's fine. What did annoy me was that these got stuck in customs for almost a week#But that's not R&W's fault lol#Anyway yay pretty cups
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can’t tell me otherwise
in case ya wanna use it
#danger mouse#my stuffy stuff#memes#🌺my memes#they are married#you cannot convince me otherwise#literally oldmarried couple energy#two gay dumb b-tches#they don’t have a single brain cell#just two old men in love#being gay and being able to save the world#good for them#fr tho the way they love trust and can’t function without the other is so f-cking cute#goals#anyways#recently been rewatching danger mouse 2015 after a long time#and I have to say its still pretty good#again free to use#made a very cheesy background and text for this meme cause I thought it would be funny#it kinda is ngl
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would like to note that like 12 hours after I was complaining about being sick this past week on that snippet yesterday
i had to get a tooth pulled cause of an emergency
adult life is literally so god damn weird.
#crow.txt#not writing#not really relevant i just thought its really funny ive been having a fcukjng WEIRD ASS WEEK. JESUS.#i got to keep it. itsbkinda cool ngl.#idk what to do with it ill figure it out. holy fuck im so hungry though uhhhhhhhggghghggh....#luckily it was a wisdom tooth so it wasnt like. consequential. it was like the only one i had that grew in steaigut which was funny#cant keep the pretty one lmao#i need to get more gauze holy fuck they did Not give me enough gauze
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We need a mandatory zoonoses time
Yes, yes we do
#eggs can answer#took me a few minutes to google what zoonoses meant#I thought it meant putting your hand up the bars so I could sniff you with my zoo nose#the actual meaning is pretty fucking funny tho ngl
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eeeeeeLYSSSSSSSSSSSS <333333
sorry for dropping off the face of the earth yet again ive had such a shit week thatz lead to my language teacher booking me an appointment with the counsellor 💪💪💪
ANYWAYS HRU????
taaaaaKKKUUUUU!! <333333
ah dw dw it happens fr. well i hope that your next week will be better and i also hope that your appointment goes well...
ty for asking, i’m good!! holidays started today hehehe and it was a chill week bc no exams no nothing even tho today we had our last lesson with our english teacher bc she’s leaving :(( she’s amazing i love her so so much and made sure to tell her how much i appreciate her but i’m still sad bc aaa she’s one of my fav teachers i’ve ever had. but welp. also i started... guess what..... more fanfic wips. congratulations to me 👏👏👏 i fr am a natural. anyways the words still aren’t wording for the bajitsuyaken fic idfk. but rn i’m working on a hanfuyu fic for that one hanfuyu fic i’ve sent you a link to yes yes the inspiration has finally hit me!! tho i will suffer for the next two weeks bc i’m gonna be on vacation n idk how much free time, privacy, n wifi i’ll have lol but we’ll see. anyways what have you been up to?
#i’ve also been brainrotting about 1) spatort 2) hanfuyu 3) akkun & kisaki in the bad toman timlines and 4) shion & co.#shion & co. includes mochi/shion/peh with shion dating both n mochi & peh being good friends as well as the haitanis kawata twins+#mucho sanzu mizo mid pah/yumi/yasuda and adult moshionpeh adopting a group of four siblings with pahyumisuda being uncle/aunts+#to them bc peh & pah are best friends thank you#idj why i’m brainrotting about all that it kinda just. happened bc i saw 3 shion posts in the span of 24 hrs and that activated smth in me#oh i forgot hakkai in this also brainrotting abt him n mitsuya n draken#okay maybe the whole of tokrev at this point#i’ve also figured out that i have taste -> color synesthesia. i was convinced that i don’t but i was wrong#found out bc yesterday i had a new drink for the 1st time n my first thought was#‘this tastes like yamagishi(’s color) looks like’ n my next one was ‘wait this tastes like a color??’#was pretty funny ngl#☆—`elys rambles#elys n taku rambles#☆—`ask
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rlb wait do you guys want some funny but mentally ill lore because I'm gonna overshare anyways
but i legitimately processed through the worst of my e/d and came to grips ill never live a happy life with it so i have to do something and get better PURELY because i would get so distressed on if i would or wouldnt eat someone if presented the opportunity. worrying if i would potentially be too worried on fitting it in my meal plan instead of enjoying the experience is legitimately what made me start being consistent and healthier. which in hindsight?? yeah no thats still. mentally ill. just a new flavour.
#its so funny to think about from an outside point of view but also what fucking logic is that.#i got buff purely because i wanted to kick my ex's ass if i ever saw him again#but the cannibalism thing.#i have old elementary school essays where i would talk about it and wrote a short story about committing murder and being so#griefstricken that you kill yourself. and the one from Frankenstein's monsters pov where he kills victors brother in a fit of anguish#and then THAT grief and sorrow and how he became the Monster that the others feared he was out of rejection#i was like.... 8ish? won the story contest AND a visit from the social services again so i thought i did pretty good :)#anyways. weird girls grow up to be weirder transexuals. hope that helps !#crypt callings#hiii to the 12 ppl that decided to follow me over that superbat post....#a very funny introduction to my account ngl but also... hi.... my name is ransom.... how r u....#kinda cringe and oversharing but my five (5) mutuals give me those 'haha ok.' likes which is all that matters so <333
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ffxiv really influenced my writing huh
#🌙.rambles#[ ffxiv. ]#every time i read the tales in lodestone this thought always surfaces. reading 'a question of life' n. feels bittersweetly personal bcs#reading about hermes with a writing style that. feels similar to my own as well 😭😭 'but this time—this time i am surely beyond acceptance'#hdfkasjdlf thinking abt other stuff in the story too n. how could i not. think of him so much when. we're so similar in a way#you see i love alphinaud yes he's very precious too me. i find him very adorable and endearing#his youth and boyishness along with his certain sense of authority and maturity is something i love so much#as an older twin too myself he's. incredibly special to me & his development means the world to me#emet-selch is so bittersweet for me. remembrance.. love. especially with azem there's a reason why they're my favorite ship#the romance about it all. the poetry. he's a slave to sentiment; so am i. other than being so very important to me in regards to#story-telling he's also just. dramatic. silly. lonely. tragic really. oh and he smiles so stupidly it's just so lovely#aymeric is charming. when it comes to the wol.. he has all this authority but then with the wol he's just so sweet#a good person. he's rather quite obviously enamored with the wol in a way and it's really just so endearing. & he's uh. very pretty#hauchefant is so. oh he's really very knightly. he's very noble and selfless. romantic. his uh.. suggestive comments in jpn#are very funny ngl he's just a silly lil guy. and very supportive. beautiful smile too but that's a bit funny to say with msq stuff#I ENDED UP RAMBLING ABOUT THEM.. hdkfjasdl ok finally when it comes to hermes though#you see all my favorites in ffxiv are incredibly special to me in these unique ways#hermes is too. it's hard to describe but we're so similar in a way different from alphinaud and emet-selch#now that i've actually gone to writing this part i'm not sure what to say. it's nearly 6 am. he is. uh#he's sad. he opens up to the wol. he's. really kind and gentle and good at heart. i think when it comes to personality we're the most alike#& that certain sense of familiarity and similarity which goes along with understanding means the most to me. out of all these characters#if they were real then definitely i think i'd get along with hermes the most. he's emotional; different compared to his peers n#very intelligent & curious & accepting. he loves life. compassionate. oh my god flowers n birds n star related stuff he genuinely reminds#me so much of. like my own oc YEAH artem >< part of his name used to be caelum (heaven i think in latin) n corvus (latin for crow iirc)#oh man i genuinely think he contributed a lot in making me like blue a lot more. & then he's rlly just so mellow melancholic n then#stuff w hope despair. i like these characters so much bcs wtf i really want to help them in some way idk bcs i relate????#it makes me so sad how in the end he didn't get the answers he was seeking. for reasons that are uh spoilers#ohh i realize a lot of characters i like. they're not quite misunderstood in the way apollo oft ends up being drawn to but#hmm. i could write about that but maybe leaving that to interpretation based on how it relates to me is much more interesting to do#oh my god it is 6 am i'm not proofreading all this or wtvr goodnight
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