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leclercskiesahead · 1 year ago

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#they are insane they were almost fucking on camera???#I thought I was watching p*rn #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #charlos #scuderia ferrari #f1 #c2 #c square

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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someone more attuned to the feligami agenda than i am should make a pride and prejudice au where darcy, caroline, & bingley —> felix, chloe, & adrien

#i’m watching p&p rn can you tell #i just was watching that trio and thought….something feels familiar #ml #p&p #anna rambles

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dameferre · 2 months ago

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the mere suggestion that they might cast a Black. Man. as fucking snape is enough to have me wondering if the brian thompson hit man is taking new clients

#when you try so hard to be progressive you actually regress!#hey guys actually casting a marginalised actor as the in world equivalent of a fucking KKK member is moronic! hope this helps #there's a world in which that works and has nuance and is thought provoking but the fuckign h*rry p*tter hbo show is not gonna be that!!#snape is the most textbook perfect example of the current phenomenon of lonely bitter incel white men being groomed by right-wing extremism #WHY WOULD YOU WASTE THAT OPPORTUNITY.#DONT FUCKIN PISS ME OFF RN #anyway i forgot they were making that piece of shit if anyone i know ever watches a second of it i'm cutting them out of my life lmao #my gf just texted me abt this and i took psychic damage so. here we are #ep

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gotyouanyway · 2 months ago

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i watched scream of the shalka for the first time today it was sooo delightful

#glad i finally just put it on and watched #i have thoughts but i'm uhhh #a ghost rn #so later #p

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stevethehairington · 2 years ago

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thinkin about an It au with the older teens...

steve, eddie, robin, nancy, jonathan, argyle, and chrissy are all like super close friends as children, and they experience this Horror (upside down related, ofc).

they think they defeat it, think they're safe to grow up and to live their lives. they make a pact though, that it it ever comes back, they'll come back too.

only it wasn't actually ever dead; it just went dormant. for 27 years.

one of them stays behind (steve), just in case. the rest of them get out of Hawkins, only to get that call 27 years later. the call they've all dreaded.

cue all of them reuniting (except for one, chrissy maybe since she's canonically dead) over dinner where everything comes flooding back. they have to fight this thing again, and this time they have to defeat it.

(of course, steddie would be a thing here, and maybe ronance and jargyle too)

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wisconsindean · 15 days ago

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do not look at this i’m just gonna be throwing a fit in the tags and i need to feel like its going somewhere

#look. i love my roommate. p much my best friend. i am also this close to fucking killing them dead #the way they live. stresses me out #like i work 40 hours a week. 4 10 hour days. in the medical field #she works like… 16 hours a week. 4 4 hour days. basically babysitting #doing crafts and watching children in an after school program #so tell me why the fuck i’m doing like 95% of the work around the apartment #and shes stressing me out rn in particular cause the hours she works are like. 2-6 pm #and when i’m off work i dont see her wake up/come out of her room until like 1 #but the thing is. is that instead of doing things she needs to do before going to work #shes decided to do her laundry after she gets home #so its 10pm and im trying to go to bed so i can go to work in the morning #but im just listening to the fucking washing machine which is on the other side of the wall from my head :)#bestie :) do you have thoughts :) in your head :) ever #and she barely does her dishes she never takes out the trash #she leaves food in the fridge and pantry for way too long and instead of eating stuff she has she just buys more stuff #shes so messy her shit is everywhere and shes like boarderline a hoarder actually #girl you have enough stuff. its time to stop i think #she does not think before she buys anything #she loves vintage/antique things #and she basically just sees something and goes ‘i like that’ and buys it #without thinking if she actually needs it or is gonna use it #i swear 90% of the time shes forgotten that she bought anything by the next day #its just abandoned somewhere among her stuff #im like girl. im begging you to try and get a normal sleep schedule so you can be up and doing adult things during the day #bc i pay for half this apartment and im about to bite you #and she doesnt seem to understand why i want to sleep at night #it like. confuses her #she tries to get me to watch like three movies in a row with her after work and when im like okay i need to go to bed she actually like #pouts at me #and ik from experience if i dont sleep enough i get really mean and dysfunctional. so

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13eyond13 · 2 months ago

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So the book club that I've been in since 2022 has 9 regular members now including me, and we have collectively read a total of 28 books together now. This month we put all of our book choices and the members' ratings of the books on an Excel spreadsheet, and have been having fun figuring out various trends and statistics and so on – what decades we have mostly read from, what countries, what genres, what our most and least highly rated picks were for each year, etc. I also thought it would be fun to use the spreadsheet on my own to figure out who rates things most and least similarly to each other in the club. What shocked me was that I found out that I scored the number one most similar/compatible rater to every single other person in the club except two (I was 2nd most similar rater for somebody and 4th most similar rater for the other). Also, apparently me and the guy who I scored least compatible with based on our ratings/taste have the top rated book selections on average in the club so far. I'm not at all sure what this means except that I just know from now on I'm going to have this secret semi-subconscious goal in my mind of inching my way higher in this one outlier book club member's taste compatibility scoring for 2025 hahaha

#not like in a 'im going to change my ratings or book selections intentionally to do so' way #just like in a 'im going to be paying closer attention to this from now on and watching it with interest' sort of way #because there's nothing i love more than setting myself dumb secret challenges and experiments #this book club member also scored as the member with the most unpredictable ratings i think?#you just never know what he's gonna think of something which makes it interesting i suppose #like for example when i was being really harsh on study for obedience he ended up rating it 4 stars #also there are SO many questions in my mind about why i am most compatible with 6 out of 8 of the members there rn #like is it mostly because of me or them or just a mix of both #i plotted our ratings out on a line for each book and saw that very often i tend to be in the middling upper portion of the ratings we give #like im almost never the one giving it the highest rating of all but im also usually more generous with the stars i give than the others #and ive never given the lowest rating in the group of all on any book either #so is it just like not being too extreme but also slightly more positive with your ratings leads to being most likely to match others?#i think it must also depend on how other people are rating them. like are they using other people's ratings to decide their own or not #i tend to try to just rate the books based purely on my own taste and regardless of what the others thought #but idk about everybody else #also im glad that i think most of us are also trying to be fair like we will rate our own books low if we genuinely didn't enjoy them too #ALSO AT THE END OF THE DAY book club is definitely about more than just slapping a star rating on a book #and the star rating sometimes has little to do with how great a book club discussion you'll get out of it #but i still think we're having a friendly competition over trying to get the highest ratings from the others #idk sorry this is how i actually have fun hahaha like this is my team sports #another weird stat i found interesting was that i have given out an average of 3.15 stars to the books #and my selections for the club have been rated an average of 3.14 stars by the group #i was the only member to have these numbers be so close together as well #p

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crossbackpoke-check · 3 months ago

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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s #many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but #not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand #liv in the replies #bondedpairs #happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3 #we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance #this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice #it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids #close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey #(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not #where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture #of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo #like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life #i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much #smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred #i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO #blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at #a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)

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guinevereslancelot · 4 months ago

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being moved to a different classroom for my last week while the head of the program pretends she's doing me a favor but she's really doing my supervisor a favor 🙃

#she said she wanted me not to feel bad and be in a bad situation #but im p sure she did it bc my supervisor was up in the office talking shit ant me again this morning #she was acting all nice but 🤨#she's not nice soooo #also she didn't even follow up when i mentioned safety concerns for the kids when she asked why i was leaving #and she didn't ask me to stay #she did seem sympathetic but idk my co teacher thinks it was a favor to our supervisor to keep her happy #bc thry still think she walks on water #im so worried for the kids but it should be less stressful in t2 #also the teacher i swapped with today saw me two hours later and she was like: girl i get it 💀💀💀#lmao #so sad for the kids tho #but excited abt new opportunities #but i did want to have the time to say goodbye to the kids #its probably better to transition them this way bc they'll still see me a little bit the last week but not all day #and get used to me not always being there #so they won't care as much when i'm completely gone the week after 😭#but they were crying at thebgate between the playgrounds today and it was really hard #i was holding finn's hand over the gate 🥺#then we combined classes for the end of the day on the playground and that was like 10 minutes before i went home #so they got happy for a bit then broke down again when i said goodbye 😭#teddy was screaming at the door the whole time after i left 😭#i watched thru the classroom window while the other teachers were consoling them and it was so sad 💔#i've only had one cry when i went home before but this time it was half of them #bc they barely saw me all day then i left as soon as they thought i was going to stay #anyway #i have a job interview tomorrow and surgery #and maybe a second job interview #trying to focus on that rn #still glad i'm quitting but 💔

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deus-ex-mona · 7 months ago

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now that i think about it, i think it’s super funny how everyone has collectively wordlessly agreed to call harunya “harunyan”~~~~~ give her her ending consonant back, hw~~ the extra “n” at the end has a better ring to it anyway~

#anyway aochun and harunya vs chuucon for toxic yuri awards. who would win and why—#what would the ship name for aochun and harunya be anyway? aoharu? like aoharu ri—#is this too a chicohani ref lolsjk (anyways stan sekoi)#but hypothetically speaking if we got a [redacted] anime s2 i want to see animated aoharu too~~~~~~~~#i mean since the chizuutan manga happens alongside the [redacted] anime anyway.#but. hm. considering how chapter 2 happens during ep 5… d oes this mean we’ve already skipped over the nagisa arc in the chizuutan manga—#or. m. maybe. p l e a s e let the jk trio confrontation happen in vol 2. it’d be a nice way to tie in chizuutan’s potential romance with ren #sh. shakingngngngngng the mangaka rn pls give jk trio crumbs enough of chizuchan’s aizo delusions what about her friends #i need to see juri and yuna fistfight. idk why. but i do.#maybe i should stop thinking about chizuchan for the week. my thoughts are a m e s s #chizuutan chizpost #(yes this is how i cope about lls 9th and final live s o b s i miss gk so bad)#(i really need to watch the yhn rpg anime thoughh i miss the ultimate datenshi sm)#(but. even as i fall back into my lls phase… i finally realise why abs by lxl seemed so familiar in nature)#(it’s literally just kokoro.magic.a.to.z in the actual desert)#(the themes are sooo hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss but the song lowkey kinda slaps and i m just.)#(man. this got off topic real fast. i think my cold’s gotten the best of me. cries)

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theloveinc · 7 months ago

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I have something mean to say …………………….

#maybe it’s just bc I’m fully caught up and he’s different post chap 100 than he is in the anime #(even if u can sorta tell he changes a lot)#but I hate the way togame is like … the fandom wide sex god…. stop writing the other characters so good and then making his only trait #BEING A SL*T … STOP IT #like yes he absolutely fucks but cmon he’s sooooooooo soggy help #I just don’t want everything for him to be like . not well thought out p*rn #like good sm*t is one thing but just #using his character for sm*t and nothing else HURTS #it’s hard to watch #cuz :(((#caitie blabs

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astrxealis · 1 year ago

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me rn having the biggest hots for leon kennedy and astarion sorry LMFAOOO <3

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#^___^ me smiling innocently #bg3 is on the MIND !!! i dearly want it so badly. turns out my dad played 1/2 (not sure which) a looong time ago #but he never got too far i think bcs he's busy... :P but hey i love him. wow. it's really cool he knows it too (ofc he does lmfao)#me and him (handshake emoji) also never getting far in da origins yet bcs we have it on xbox bcs of him getting it a long time ago #but there's that bug in the mage tower... :( funny we both went thru it LMFAO <//3 anyway i got it on steam so i've been playing #again but not recently anymore since 1. ffxiv took over my life last days of summer again 2. summer is over back school so rip #anyway can u tell i love fantasy :)) da and bg babeyyy !!! my type is going to make you guys cry i'm so obvious #zevran... fenris... astarion... i have a thing for ppl w blond/white hair :P idk my fav in inquisition yet and idk anything abt bg1&2 yet #but Yeah. GHBSHJGBSHJG..... da origins is kinda funny (lack of better word) to me btw bcs i like all four main romance options #but it's hard to explain (i have a story behind stuff i want to share but it's tiring and annoying of me /hj !!!!!)#anyway i like blond elves if it wasn't obvious. yes i also like link and zelda from loz. yes i like legolas. yes i like #...anyway! so where does re fit in this? uh. u see i'm a coward actually i'm too scared to play re LMFAOOO #BTU I ADORE THE LORE and the characters and the game franchise and shit ^_^ just. i shld really watch it sometime #instead of reading wikis all the time and just soaking up all the knowledge but i'm. a Coward. okay #i can't even play bloodborne despite how nerdy i am over it... it's so scary to poor little me... i'm a coward (it's the harsh truth).....#anwyay i'll conquer my fears one day but that day is NOT SOON !!! i wna get into re properly tho aside from just being a nerd #so i'm too scared to play but i'll watch playthroughs sometime (and admire leon) <3 yeah. another blond. i know. shut up.#is this my life rn am i just infatuated w blonds and white haired guys. it's gna be hell if i continue nier replicant rn too huh #uh. goodnight!

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woolydemon · 9 months ago

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i am soooo good at getting emotional over children's media but not in a fandom way in like a. oh god i care about people so much way

#its shel silverstein this time kldfjhd #watched a good vid essay abt his work and going through the comments of the vid and oughh theyre getting me to tears actually #ive gotten this emotional abt dragon tales and fraggle rock before lol #idk man maybe im super sappy but i find myself so very touched by media made for kids that is made with a genuine care #whether its a desire to teach people how to deal with emotions. to “end wars” in fraggle rock's case iirc #or just having such a respect for kids to want them to have these profound messages that stick with them into adulthood #ogh. ogggh. maybe this is why im an education major lol #rando thoughtz #edit additions bc im thinking abt it now after i already hit post #silverstein's poem Whatif like. particularly hit me hard rn when i heard it now #bc im like. well not to divulge into in a public setting but ive been really struggling with anxiety lately #its been p fucking bad #and that poem was like. ah thats literally how its been for me so many times ive been left alone with my thoughts in my bed #and it was like that a lot as a kid too ngl. so it makes me a little sad that i dont think i ever read that one as a kid #or if i did i didnt remember it. but its here for me now and its. comforting to have what ive been going through be in text for kids

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sanssupremacy · 1 year ago

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Having dreams about fictional blorbos is rare for me, but i get so hyped when it happens (try not to wake up challenge: impastable)

But I'll be vague on this one: I was obsessed (still am) with this yandere uh...Grey bald looking mf and what do u know this dude showed up in my dream, in the most canon way possible:

-Apparently, in my dream, ny cats had escaped over to the stairs of the apartment complex, and as i went to get them back, i hear [P] walking up the stairs of my building. I freak out knowing whats bouta happen, i get the cats inside and i lock the door.[P] knocked on the door, and my dumbass went to answer, not before checking the small gap down. I open it and behold, [P] is there, and I'm fearing for my life.

I ask him not to kill my family, or my cats, because the moment I open the door THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED CHOKING ME FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER??? I tell [P] "let's talk outside" and so we do. We sit by the stairs near my apartment, as we sit together, not to mention I'm trying everything for this fucker not to end me or my family. I remember vaguely that [P] said something before hugging me from behind... and then I woke up from the absolute fear.

Ever since, I pray this fucker never invades my dreams again, because damn my brain really said "we giving u the real deal".

#macy talks #sanssupremacy #☆: this was like a year ago BUT DAMN IT WAS LIKE THE SECOND MOST SCARY DREAM IVE HAD #☆: LIKE BRO I LOVE THE TROPE BUT IF I WERE TO LIVE IT FR ID BE 6FEET UNDERGROUND RN #☆: Note- if u go to sleep makw sure the last thing u watch in yt is not something scary cuz u will dream about that #☆: or not... im just saying cuz thats why [P] haunted me in my dream that night #random thoughts

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tkbrokkoli · 6 months ago

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#aaaaaaaahhh i missed sm on tumblr i just quickly checked some blogs and it made me sad and happy at the same time #but i rly gotta focus on studying for my exams ugh. even tho i was away on the weekend w some of my friends lol. it was so fun #i haven't had sleepovers w friends since i went to highschool which is over a decade ago #it was so good and fun even tho i didn't get a lot of sleep. but i caught up on sleep on the days since and yesterday and today ive been #feeling p energized c: today i. registered? or maybe declared is a more fitting word. that i wanna change my name and gender marker #and now i have to wait until the end of the year to actually change them. but it's in motion!#i also made an appointment for a chest ultrasound so now i just need a psychiatrist to be able to get top surgery w the surgeon i picked #i recently had a job interview for a student job as a mentor! it won't pay a lot but a bit money is more than nothing #and i enjoy being a mentor so i hope ill get the job. haven't heard back yet #also i found out that all the fellow students that i have become friends w are queer. i am friends w almost all my fellow students that #are queer except w one person. it's funny bc when we all started becoming friends we didn't know that the others were queer.#well i outed myself in front of professors and the class multiple times bc I didn't pass back then so it was obvious that im queer #but i didn't know abt the others. we all just gravitated to each other which is nice. one of them isn't even out to family or friends #at home and another one told me I'm the first person they've come out to so i feel p honored that we can be open and ourselves w each other #we watched so many queer movies and shows on the weekend i loved it #i never would've thought i'd come this far. look at me being mostly mental-illness-free medically transitioning and having a social life #being more comfortable w myself than ever #now i just gotta get a nice degree and a well paying fun job (i've had a shitty fun job before) and tackle all those medical issues i have #like exhaustion. but one step at at a time. i truly feel so good rn!! :D hope you guys are doing good as well #personal log stardate

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13eyond13 · 2 years ago

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#things i am excited about at my new job #it's nice to SEE AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE EVERY DAY #jesus between covid and working from home that was getting seriously hard for me to achieve #i find the subject matter interesting (it's medical stuff and helping patients which is way more interesting to me than the finance shit #i was doing at my last job where i just like helped financial advisors get richer)#my bosses are kinda young and cool which is nice because mostly i have worked for boomer men older than my dad #i get to people watch and learn new things and it's challenging but not TOO overwhelmingly difficult #it's admin stuff which i kinda enjoy in a dorky sim management job sort of way (i do that kind of shit for fun in video games all the time)#the one thing im worried about rn is that the person who's training me that im filling in for is leaving soon and they're my fave part #of coming to work right now because i just like hanging out with them and they have like this hypnotically soothing aura #and sweet kind personality so im afraid once theyre gone (a) i will suck at doing it all without them and #(b) it just wont be nearly as nice but #i must think positive thoughts and hopefully i can use their mentorship as inspiration too #i spent all last year failing at being a self directed online student and juggling random part time shit so i am SO GLAD #to have full time work and work that isnt horribly boring and lonely like the finance work from home one before it #ps the person who is training me worked for 12 years as a 911 emergency phone operator if you want a picture of how calm and nice they are #like they can make anything seem ok and fine and remain calm no matter what and their voice is the gentlest thing on earth lol #i get free asmr all day basically #p

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