#I think that’s the Spanish translation

[xerocares]

My grandparents neighbor has kittens and I can use my powers to convince my parents to let me have one. If i get the orange one, what do I name it??

[paintedcrows]

"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"

"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"

Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-

...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this

[royalarchivist]

Mike: I think I know you from somewhere very distant…

Amzet: Yeah, you know who I am? I do know who you are.

Mike: Bobby! Bobby!!! How are you, how are you Bobby? How long has it been?

Mike reunites with an old friend (in another universe)! :')

[myrquez]

so you’re telling me bezz told sky sport that he made a little mistake during the sprint bc he saw that “marc was coming to catch him”. he said that he was trying to focus on martin, but he knew marc was getting closer and closer and then he fucked it up

( “ehi bezz your crush is here act normal” bezz: fall off his bike )

[palskippah]

Hi! A long while ago I saw a screenshot just like this and I've been meaning to draw it with them but kept forgetting sjdkfd so here it is yippiee

Anyways, imagine that since Nimona nearly let everyone know that Ballister was going to have Baby (from this post), some coworkers were asking for updates in their group chat or something 😭

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[blood-gulch]

it's that time of the year again

[albaharu]

apparently a lemure and a lemur are different things

[scribz-ag24]

i checked the italian blind run that apparently is very popular in the IT community. and. was anyone.

so was anyone. was anyone going to tell me in this version dusknoir asks if his existence had value.

his line about saying with full sincerity that life is marvelous.

why didnt i hear of this until now i crave to know every little difference between translations so i can cry again and again over the same guy.

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

my first time doing a ship chart dont throw tomatoes at me guysh. im elaborating on the tags because im embarrassed. user f0rgetf0rgetting extreme yap session

i also got too passionate on the madoka magica one and ended up doodling this

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands

Alastor: ooo i certainly will....

Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.

Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?

Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-

Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?

Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??

Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!

Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-

Alastor: but you are!

Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??

Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*

Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!

Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain

Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??

Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something

Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!

Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?

Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!

Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!

Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!

Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?

Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??

Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?

Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....

Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?

Vaggie:....fuck.

Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!

Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all

Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~

Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!

Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you

Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)

Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3

[council-of-beetroot]

[the-genius-az]

Secret hands.

Maizulee, I saw this and was inspired.

Azula sat on her throne, staring at the ground. Her hands were resting on the arms of the throne, but she could feel the tremor running through them. It was a slight tremor, almost imperceptible, but Azula knew it was a sign of weakness.

Her fingertips had small lightning scars, due to the strength of her power. It was a constant reminder of the energy coursing through her veins, and the control she must maintain over it.

Azula had always been aware of the importance of presenting an image of strength and control. As the daughter of Fire Lord Ozai, she could not allow herself to show weakness. Therefore, she always hid her trembling hands, and made sure to maintain a serious and determined expression.

But in the privacy of her room, Azula could relax. Mai and Ty Lee, her friends and confidants, knew how to make her feel safe and secure.

One night, while Azula was sitting on her bed, both girls approached her. Mai took one of Azula's hands and caressed it gently, while Ty Lee looked at Azula with loving eyes.

Azula felt warmth spread through her body and her heart began to beat faster. But she couldn't show her emotion, she couldn't let anyone know of her love for them.

So she remained silent, enjoying Mai's touch and Ty Lee's gaze. It was a moment of intimacy, a moment of connection that I couldn't share with anyone else.

The two nobles also remained silent, knowing that they could not talk about their feelings. But her love for her Princess was clear and her dedication to her absolute.

In that moment, the three girls felt connected, they felt united by a bond of love and secret. And although she couldn't talk about her feelings, she knew that their love was real and that they would always be together, in secret.

[maxdibert]

Reducing Snape to a creepy man obsessed with a woman who didn’t love him is rather puerile, simplistic, and childish. Lily represents the only good part of his childhood, the only happy memories he had amidst all the violence he endured for years. It’s probably the only good thing that ever happened to him, and there comes a point where he feels partially responsible for her death, given that it was he who relayed the prophecy to Voldemort. It’s this sense of guilt that drives him to try and make amends by dedicating his life to Dumbledore’s service, not some dark and twisted obsession. There is a considerable difference between being a bloody pervert obsessed with someone, and being someone with a tremendous burden of guilt, obsessed with avenging someone’s death and, in doing so, clearing his conscience for the role he played in that death. I don’t know, I think it’s pretty obvious—one doesn’t need that many neural connections to reach such a simple conclusion.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

[¿Qué quieres hacer con ellos, Ortez?]

Does it still count as scary dog privilege if it goes both ways?

RVB Rarepair week Day 5: MONSTER MASH!!!

Vampire Lopez x Werewolf Locus

[32girassoisdevangogh]

Verbs conjugations in spanish are so specific it's not necessary to write the pronoun to indicate if it's first, second or third person.

It would eat you alive = te comería vivo.

Is a very direct translation but without "eso" (it) because is not needed.

However, it/eso generally has an objectified connotation which makes sense as Bill distances himself from the monster so Ford makes no connection.

But in spanish, since no pronoun is used, it feels more like a hint than a cover-up.