#I think that’s all of them…

[thatstoomanysausages]

Guys I don’t have much hope for any more than 5 episodes…

[nxght-shxft]

what kind of customers would ur ocs be at a taco restaurant

LORD OKAY HERE GOES: ALL OF MY OCS AT A TACO RESTAURANT

Afastyr’s the type of guy to go into the taco place and order like 20 things and then get shocked when he has to pay. so when they’re like “that’s gonna be like 100 dollars” he’s like “ooohhhhhh…..” and releases a bunch of snakes in the store and then takes his stuff anyways. (“cash or card?” “mama… face card…” /ref)

Vauxarin swears up and down you’d never see him at the taco place. but you do, he’s in there, and he’s not even disguised. he’s the type to order at like, a kiosk if they have one, and then wait for them to bring him the food. he’d order like a bunch of tacos. he’s ashamed. if you say “hey vaux i saw you at the taco place last week” congrats! you will be destroyed where you stand.

Mephis would order the simplest thing on the menu and they’d still find a way to fuck it up. they’d go back up there every time there was a problem. they’re holding up the line. oh my gods. “mephis, just pick the lettuce off” you’d say… but no… they’re back in line… they’re probably going to start crying. this is the worst state you’ve seen them in.

Helvella knows what she wants, orders it, and sits down. if they mess up her order, it’s the final straw and she’ll probably just lay down on the floor until someone tells her to please get up. this has happened so many times that the staff knows her order by heart and try so hard not to mess it up.

Varya just tags along for the chips and drinks, they have downed full cups of salsa before and they’ll do it again.

Sabayon straight up eats the guy taking his order. like full on just picked them up and ate ‘em. everyone is horrified. they now order that the staff make him a pile of everything in the kitchen they have. they’d do it because they’re terrified of this 15 foot nightmare of a god, watch in disgust as he eats the whole pile, then leaves. no he does not tip.

Ryka is a treat to have in the taco place the first couple times! they get her order just right, she’s having a lovely conversation with the workers, it’s fantastic. but then she slowly gets to a point where she asks for modifications like “can you make sure the meat on the taco is raw” and now everyone dreads when she shows up. because why is she doing this. she’s still very nice, but the worker she was talking to outside went missing a couple days ago and no one knows where they went :-(

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[trashcatgallade]

tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

it was the most magical day of my life

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[itseghost]

"Unbidden, an image of Jayce smiling in bed earlier this morning comes to mind. Viktor's hand on his cheek. His slightly chapped lips. His bedhead. Stubble. His smile lines. The shape of his jaw."

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one of my favorite little scenes from coming home (but not to you) by @lesbianherald :) haven't done comics in so so long but really wanted to give it a shot lol

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[wellensittich01]

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

- - -

Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.