#I think he’d be friends with Sir Pentious

[corvids-corner]

Challenged myself to draw my oc/sona Tox in the Vivziepop artstyle

On the left is a simplified version of his original outfit design and on the right is what I imagine he might look like in the actual show

[silkythewriter]

I had an idea for a few headcanons you could do if ya want—

Maybe Sir Pentious with a reader who is so obviously in love with him, and keeps pining over him while literally everyone else but Sir Pentious himself can tell they like him? Like he's just really oblivous until reader finally straight up tells him.

Sir Pentious with a clearly in love reader!(●’◡’●)❤︎︎

Warnings!: Non!

Fandoms!:Hazbin hotel!

Author’s note!: HI HI OMG I LOVE SIR PENTIOUS HES SO SILLY!!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DID

Summary!: reader who’s clearly in love with our favorite snake demon

❤️Written by silkythewriter Do not steal or repost on any other platform please! ❤️

☆✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬☆

“Call me, you can call me

Boy, just call me (call me, call me)

While you stalling, I'm evolving

I'd give all me”

☆✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬☆

!🐍✨Sir Pentious✨🐍!

First of all, just to get out of the way, THIS MAN IS OBLIVIOUS!!!!, Autism be damned my boy can pull without even telling!!!!!

No but in all seriousness he is oblivious to your obvious longing for him.

Everyone can see you giving him shy longing stares only for him to be ranting about his latest invention. Not only would he not be able to tell but he’d always think your just being nice!

Of course he’s crushing hard behind his bedroom door to his little eggs. Happily stating and going on rambles of how gorgeous you looked today. He’d state everything! From the new hair style you tried to the new piece of clothing you bought and wore. When I mean he notices everything I mean it, but for some reason he can’t pick up on your obvious love for him.

The way he could stare in your eye as you tell him he looks breathtaking and still think you mean it just to be nice is astonishing. OF COURSE HES BLUSHING AND KICKING HIS TAIL, but he can’t bring himself to think you like him anymore than just friends!

He’d go to his egg boys and sadly rant on how you’ll only see him as friend. And the egg boys all share one Brain cell so they can’t tell you like him aswell!, maybe they might accidentally spill, or almost spill the secret of him liking you but he quickly knocks them away before you can make sense of what their saying.

All the residents watch as you do your best to drop hints only for him to complete miss it. Even angel cringes as he watches him completely be oblivious to the obvious flirting, it’s take Charlie and Vaggie to stop him from pointing out the obvious.

Husk almost always gives Sir Pentious as gaze of just utter confusion and tiredness.

He’d gladly take flowers from you that you gifted him and take care of it for weeks on end without realizing the romantic gesture!

Alastor, as always finds it humorous, although he usually doesn’t indulge himself in romantic like things he’s find it hilarious. “Even with three eyes he still can’t see the obvious! Ha!”

Charlie tries to help to the best of her ability to help guid him the right direction but it’s just end up with him more confused. Vaggie just face slaps internally,

honestly the whole crew wasn’t having high hopes for him as dim as that is. , look! He ain’t bad looking, but not many people would prefer his clumsy self, so they were honestly hoping he’d figure it out before you possibly moved on.

Even when your upset at the obvious frustrating situation he’s still be confused while trying to do his best to comfort you.

“Well I think the man isss clearly as dumb as a rock!”

It took you starring dead in his eyes for him to question if you were alright. Before you stated it was him

The way he just stood staring at you in pure disbelief, before snapping out of it and embarrassed as his previous words. But after the said embarrassment he’s full with giddy, why of course you love him!, he’s the great sir pentious!

Yea his embarrassment would quickly turn into pride, considering he got someone as beautiful as you to fall for him.

Definition of a clumsy gentlemen, he’d open doors so fast it’d smack him in the face, or pull when it’s a push door and be confused why it’s not opening.(´ω｀💧)

He’s just a silly lil guy! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

I feel like the crew in the hotel would be relief to find he finally figured out.

At the end of the night he’s squealing like a high school girl as he rambles to his egg boys about you in a new light!.

He’s gift you small little trinkets or happily spend hours with you talking!

He’s as lovesick as your are! He’s just a bit dense when it comes to accepting the fact you love.

It’s like the roles switched! Now he’s daydreaming-ly staring at you happy to have you as his, and him a yours.

Like I’ve said before! He’s a total drama queen, he can’t help it!, deny him a kiss teasingly? He’s crumbling down to the ground and holding his chest as if he just had a heart attack! (¬_¬)

He’s not at all secretive of his love for you, even if he wants to, to keep his image “professional”, he just can’t help and dote on you!

overall he’s a big dote and softy even if he tries to hide it, loves you with his whole being! ( ˘ω˘ ) He can a be a bit over the top sometimes but you’ll come to accept it! And hey who wouldn’t want a silly snake demons who’s tripping over their tail for you. Yea you got him in and over his head but he wouldn’t have it any other way. The roles have truly reversed(≖ᴗ≖✿)

☆✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬✬☆

I LOVE HIS SILLY LIL SELF SO MUCH MORE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE FOR HIM :(. TYSM FOR THE REQUEST I LOVED IT SM!!!! PLEASE COME AGAIN!!

[circeyoru]

Game of Guessing = Requested

[Alastor x Great Grandchild!Reader]

The Request

Let’s say you had a hard life due to being related to a serial killer. You never met your great grandfather since he died before ever getting the chance to live as long as the predicted age, but you heard and known plenty of him to know your harsh treatment happened partly because of him

You lived under a false name and kept your family history a secret after moving away from your hometown. Let’s say something happened and you maybe possibly accidentally killed someone to keep your secret

Boom! You ended in Hell

Now being in Hell, you learn the ways of demons and your unique powers. Thinking that it was a bit odd that you were a deer demon when you didn’t even have anything relating to one. Then you recall how your great grandfather was an avid deer hunter and thought since you two were technically family, then maybe?

You definitely recognized Alastor as your great grandfather first, but you didn’t want to tell him since his reputation was way too scary for someone like you. Yet you stayed at the hotel because you want to be near some sort of family (even though that family is the cause of your misery)

So you slowly let down your guard and you were perfectly masking your identity as Alastor’s family member that he never knew and met. You moving to another place during the living instead of staying in your hometown helped even more

I’d say you slipped up here and there from time to time and didn’t exactly notice it. But Alastor did. It was small at first and nothing worth thinking over. When you made friends with everyone, that included himself. So being close to him made him spy on you sometimes. You know, to catch you vulnerable and offer a helping hand or make a deal

Alastor actually pinpointed you to be someone of his hometown, but you were definitely not from his time period since you were more akin to technology away from radio and the like. There was this connection between the two of you that he can’t quite explain. Call it parental care or attention

Your biggest mistake was making a family recipe of jambalaya. If you had used any other ones, Alastor couldn’t tell, but it was one that his mother passed down within the family. So now he knew, you were related to him. Never his child, no, no, no. But somewhere down the line, there’s you. Haha, boy did he feel old now

Even though, Alastor knew, I don’t think he’ll come out and say it. He’d maybe be more observant of you and care for you a bit more than before, but nothing to show he knows and cares. If that makes sense. Hell, even you don’t notice it

Alastor will ask what sin you committed to be here. Being the black sheep of the family, he knew the future generations were careful not to end up in Hell, hence why only he was there to be your only haven, in a sense. He was curious if you were like him, a black sheep. When he found out you weren’t and a bit too pure for Hell, he got protective of you

Why? You reminded him of his mother, that’s why

Alastor actually gasped that you were capable of handling yourself in Hell. He’s pleased that you managed before appearing in the hotel. So he doesn’t exactly limit your activities. He only does when it’s extermination day or some on-going battle is nearby. It’s not making you forcefully stay, but he does list out dangers to you or indirectly suggest you stay

Secrets will eventually brust right? Yeah, you two had a good run. It took Angel’s comment to put you two offguard. Both of you defending and denying the idea that you and Alastor was related. Vaggie’s was even worse though. She said you two were siblings. Oh, then there’s Sir Pentious that said you two were a nice couple

With one shared glance between you and Alastor, the secret was out. You’re the great grandchild and Alastor’s the great grandfather

Angel had a loud “Knew it!”, Vaggie looked away, and Sir Pentious kept his mouth shut for a while when you two were around

Now that the ‘secret’ was out, Alastor was more openly caring and fatherly to you while you were more playful and carefree

Overall, I see you two being something like angel and devil duo. While you were bad, next to Alastor you’re a literal angel

Note: Very short haha~

Circe Y.

Other Works: MASTERLIST

Taglist:

@aconfusedwonderland

@crowleysthings

@donustellaron

[coolnameloading]

Lute x Fem! Reader Part 2

Part 2 of Lute x Sinner Reader story yaaaay

Over the last few months, the hotel has been in what you can only describe as organized chaos. The hotel gained a new resident in Sir Pentious who was a spy for the Vee’s and then wasn’t or something. Charlie reassured you constantly that Pentious was not working for the Vee’s anymore and you had nothing to worry about.

But those sick fucks have been chasing you for longer than any of the other overlords so you’d rather be more safe than sorry. 

After that particular event, you started to feel less safe in the hotel. 

You heard Vox, he tried to infiltrate the only place where you’ve felt safe since you got to the literal hell hole and he tried to send in a fucking spy who Charlie just let walk in instantly after he had attacked the hotel twice.

Who knows what would have happened to you….all of you if Angel Dust hadn’t seen him planting those stupid cameras? 

You love Charlie, she’s nice and she gave you a place to stay. Being mad at her is like being mad at a puppy but all you could keep thinking about for the rest of the month was wondering if Vox saw you.

If the Vee’s know where you are.

If they’ll come looking for you.

What they might do to you if they do catch you.

You had a close call with Velvette one time and one time was enough for the rest of your afterlife. Bitch tried to color-match your fucking fur! You’re pretty sure the only reason you got away was because she was drunk off her British ass.

Vaggie could tell right away that there was something wrong with you and tried to reassure you.

“He didn’t see you Chesh”

She whispered approaching you slowly. 

“You don’t know that boss! What if he did? He could be on his way right now with the other two and he already beat the radio demon once! I need to lea-”

Vaggie cut off your rant by placing her hand on your shoulder gently and pushing you down to sit on the couch.

“Charlie and I wouldn’t let anything happen to you. We promised when you started staying here that we’d keep you safe and we will. You don’t need to run.”

“Thanks, boss… I’m sorry for freaking out. It just really shook me up, I guess.”

You mumbled out, blushing at how pathetic you sound. 

You may not remember much about your life but you’re pretty sure you died sometime in your 20’s. Yet here you are whimpering pathetically and having to get comforted over a fucking video camera. 

After that incident you became more jumpy, every sound put you on edge, and it was worse whenever you were around any form of technology that didn’t look like it was from before the 1980s.

The others tried their best to calm you down in their own ways. Angel Dust started leaving his phone in his room because you’d flinch every time he got a text or phone call from Valentino. 

“Don’t make a big deal outa it, he was annoying me too.”

Husk would keep your favorite booze on standby at all times, when you’d thank him he’d simply grin at you and say, 

“Us feline demons got to stick together.”

Alastor was happy to throw out any and every piece of technology that would make you tense up even slightly, which included most of Pentious’ weapons and very nearly his airship. 

He obviously wasn’t doing it for you but it still felt nice.

“Don’t worry my friend! I’ll happily get rid of these infernal contraptions! I’ve always believed they lacked class anyway.”

Pentious recognized his part in your new-found anxiety and tried to gain your trust by handing his machines to Alastor with many, many, many tears.

“I am more than happy to…give up my arsenal as an apology for invading your persssssonal boundariessss.” He’d hissed out while trying to hold his tears back.

You couldn’t really be mad at him after that.

Nifty even volunteered to go out and ‘hunt phones’ for you.

You said no but that didn’t stop her from bringing you the….remains of some people’s phones.

 “Sometimes I kill mother phones in front of their children as a warning to the other phones!”

“Niffty phones don’t have mothers.”

“Hehe, not anymore…”

Charlie was actually very happy to see how the others stepped in to help you and she was very proud of them even if their methods were…unorthodox.

But that lead her into a spiral. She was desperately trying to figure out why the hotel wasn’t working even though everybody showed considerable improvement.

This leads to her talking with her dad, which somehow leads to you being here in heaven.

“Um, boss why exactly am I here?”

You ask Vaggie nervously, glancing around at the pastel clouds around you. God you haven’t seen pastels in years.

Vaggie looks over at you and sighs, “Well Charlie figured you wouldn’t want to go out with the others and you wouldn’t like to stay in the hotel alone so this was the best option.”

You nod, understanding her point but on the other hand.

“And the…exorcists?”

Vaggie’s shoulders tense for a moment before she looks away from you and mumbles, “I have a feeling they won’t do anything even if we do run into them.”

You want to ask more questions but decide against it, today was stressful enough as it is without you asking stupid questions. 

“Whatever you say, boss.”

You whisper following behind Vaggie and Charlie as they enter the gates of heaven after another fucking song. 

Is it just you? Are you the weird one? Should you be singing more often?

The three of you follow behind the two seraphim, Emily and Sera, while they give you a tour of heaven. Charlie looks completely enamored by the place but Vaggie looks annoyed, as if the pastel clouds had offended her personally.

And you…well honestly you feel a little underwhelmed.

Heaven looks like a glorified mall so far, a mall with strippers because there are way more people walking around shirtless than you thought there would be. 

So you keep trailing behind Vaggie, Charlie, and the angels when you see someone who looks familiar.

She’s a cat demon like you, same color pallet and everything, except she seems much shorter and has a pair of pastel-blue angel wings coming out of her back.

You end up drifting away from the group and start following the small cat angel through the crowds. 

Eventually, you get close enough to reach out and tap her but when you’re about to get her attention you feel a firm hand on your shoulder and you get pulled away roughly and pinned to one of the walls.

You’re completely disoriented for a moment and then you hear a familiar annoying voice.

“Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in.”

You look up to see Adam and Lute, Adam has a wide smirk on his face and Lute looks….wow.

She’s not wearing her helmet so this time you get to admire her completely.

You’d probably be happier about her pinning you to a wall if she wasn’t also holding a giant spear to your neck.

Then again…-

Yeah, it’s still pretty hot.

[foreverfangirlsblog]

Harmless Prank (Husk x Reader)

Summary:

You lost your phone a week ago around the same time Husk suddenly becomes extremely flirty with you....coincidence? I think not

Notes:

Word Count: 1511

If you have any requests my box is open !

Chapter Text:

You had been living at the hotel for a few months now and in that time you’ve grown very close to everyone here. You got along well with Sir Pentious since you both arrived at the same time, he was like a brother to you. Angel quickly became your best friend, and Husk…well Husk caught your attention from the very beginning.

Recently you and Angel have even started a prank war of sorts, much to Charlie and Vaggies dismay.

The most recent pranked you pulled on Angel was the best one yet. Let’s just say it involved his precious Fat Nuggets.

This meant that Angel needed something big to get you back equally as well.

—--------------------------------------

Angel walked to the bar where Husk stood, absent mindly drinking his beer, and immediately noticed Y/Ns phone on one of the stools. “Where’d Y/N go?” Angel asked nonchalantly

“How the hell you know she was here?” Husk asked

Suddenly an idea popped in his head. Angel quickly pocketed Y/Ns phone, out of view from Husk. “Ummm she’s always here what are you talking about”

Husk shrugged “Can’t say you’re wrong there. I think she went up for the night”

“Ahh gotcha. WELP BYE” Husk glared at Angel, confused by his randomness. But Angel already hurried away.

—--------------------------------------

Angel had a plan. He would get back at Y/N by shamelessly flirting with Husk over text. He had known all about Y/N’s feeling for the feline lover. So this was perfect.

Starting that very night Angel started texting Husk using Y/N’s phone. It was perfect because all he had to do was make sure she wasn’t near Husk. And he’d already confirmed she went up for the night.

Time to let the fun begin. Angel logged into your phone and opened up Husks chat.

Husk 😍

“You”: Did you know I thought of you all day today? I’ll probably dream about you too ;)

Husk: wtf are you drunk? I didn’t give you that many drinks.

“You”: not quite sweetie I just wanted you to know how much I think of you..especially at night ;)

Husk: what’s that supposed to mean?

“You”: I think you know….

Angel couldn’t help and laugh at Husks replies. Sure Y/N flirted with him but never this aggressively or cringey. He’ll have to take it up a notch tomorrow night.

—--------------------------------------

The next night the whole group had gone out for training exercises, one of which was Angels suggestion, a BDSM room. This sparked an idea. Angel quickly made sure Y/N was out for the night before texting Husk again from her phone.

Husk 😍

“You”: couldn’t help but notice your purring earlier tonight

Husk: Idk what ur talking about

“You”: oh don’t play coy, I heard that purring you can’t deny it

Husk: Stfu it’s embarrassing

“You”: No need to be embarrassed sweetie, I bet I can make you purr louder

Husk: oh?

“You”: my hands would feel soo much better roaming through your fur and around your body, don’t you think?

.•.•.

Husk: youre damn right

Angel couldn’t help but laugh at the messages ‘oh they’re fucked’

—--------------------------------------

How Y/N has gone three days without bringing up her lost phone to Husk? Angel has no clue. But tonight he wanted to go all out on the texts, just in case she caught on soon.

After confirming Y/N was asleep Angel starting texting Husk again, this time from the lobby to see if it would work like he planned. He starts to texts Husk flirty texts that would make anyone go crazy with desire. He watched as Husk grew more and more uncomfortable at the bar, constantly shifting. Until finally Husk cursed and stormed out of the bar area and quickly to his room.

Angel snickered seeing his reaction and looked at the text Husk sent: “Dammit Y/N you’re driving me crazy now I have to go take care of myself”

This just made Angel laugh even harder.

“What are you doing?” Sir Pentious hissed.

“AH SHIT” Angel totally forgot he was there to be honest. “Uhhh texting Husk?”

Sir Pentious looked at him quizzically. So in response Angel showed him the phone. “Oh you bad bad spider boy”

Angel rolled his eyes “whatever you gonna help me fuck with them or not?”

“Eh why not” he shrugged, telling his egg boys to go elsewhere while he got involved with the meddling. “Oo Oo you should text ‘Just wait for tomorrow and I’ll make it up to you big boy’ “

“That’s-“ Angel blinked at him for a few seconds “-GENIUS”

—--------------------------------------

The next day you walked downstairs angrily and frustrated. You had asked almost everyone if they saw your phone but no one came up with anything. Luckily Charlie suggested checking the lost and found at the bar so you took her advice.

You noticed Husk wasn’t at the bar yet so took your chances and went behind to bar to look for the box. After opening some cabinets, you found a box of things under the counter, hidden by some cleaning products ‘thank goodness’ you thought as you set the box on the side counter and began rummaging through the things.

Suddenly you felt a pair of arms wrap around your torso and a deep voice close to your ear. “What ya doing back here doll?”

You were a bit, well actually very surprised about Husks actions. Usually you guys are bit a touchy and flirty but nothing to this extent. However you were so focused you really couldn’t recognize the total weirdness of this action. “I’m looking for something”

“Hmmm” he hummed in your ear. You could practically feel the vibration off his chest, so you paused your scourging. “Why don’t you stop that and come finish what you started last night” he purred in you ear

You felt multiple parts of your body warm up. ‘What is he talking about?’ Your focus is now only on Husk.

You wiggled out of his arms and turned to him. “What are you talking about?”

He backed away from you a little, now feeling like he was too forward “I’m sorry, was that too much? I just figured because of our texts last night that maybe…you and I could..-“

You stopped him mid proposal “texts? Last night? Husk hun I haven’t had my phone for a week almost”

His heart dropped. He felt nauseous. “What? What do you mean??”

“I mean I lost my phone almost a week ago! I’ve been going crazy trying to find it that’s what I was looking for when you…..wait a minute what did I start last night”

“Oh my fuck-what- who the hell have I been texting then”

“Let me see them” you reached to get his phone and he snatched it away quickly

“Oh hell nah. You’re not looking at these.”

“Husk come on why can’t I see them, I need to figure out who stole my phone”

“Nuh uh” he shook his head aggressively and held his phone over your head “over my double dead body”

“Oh come on Husk how bad is it?” You questioned

“Bad” he said

Before you could continue questioning the flustered cat, a certain spider walks in with a certain someones phone in their hands.

You both turned your attention to Angel then to the phone.

“Shit”

Angel ran

“DAMMIT ANGEL GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK” You chased him

“Y/N WAIT MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GET A NEW ONE! ILL BUY IT FOR YOU” Husk yelled as he chased after you.

—--------------------------------------

You were extremely out of breath when you finally managed to corner Angel to get your phone. “Alright Angel give it back”

“Promise you won’t hurt me” he pouted.

“I promise I won’t kill you again how about that?” You snarled

Before Angel could hand you the phone back Husk caught up, also out of breath “Angel don’t! I’ll give you $1,000 to break that phone right now”

“Husk what the fuck!” You yelled at him

“Oooo tempting” Angel teased

“Don’t worry doll I’ll buy you a new one” he said to you.

“But no can do whiskers, it’s apart of my plan” with that Angel handed you your phone with the texts pulled up and ready to go, and again ran away.

“ANGEL YOU LITTLE BITCH- I - UGH DAMMIT” Husk cursed profanity after profanity as you just scrolled through the days of texting and flirting and borderline sexting with Husk….he thought it was you?? And he didn’t hate it??

“Husk” you said quietly.

“Y/N listen if I knew-“

“Husk did you really mean all this stuff?”

“Umm, truthfully I don’t know how to answer that” he was beyond flustered. His fur was standing up, his ears were slanted back, his cheeks red with blush.

“Well I think there’s only one thing we can do” you smirked and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and started him pulling him towards your room seductively. “Let’s do what you suggested and finish what was started”

[horror-beeings-artandwriting]

Heya! Would you be willing to write headcanons for a fem vampire demon who’s tasked with being a security guard for the hotel for Charlie? I don’t really mind who all the headcanons are like, for? But I hope this seems like a fun ask and that it isn’t confusing or complicated!

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SM, the headcanons are just for the main hotel residents hope that’s okay!!

Alastor: he is a bit, at first offended, I mean he is the one who is protecting the hotel is he not? Oh but then, then he finds out you’re a vampire, someone who also has a taste for blood? Why didn’t you say so!! He’d be so happy and feel like he could finally sit down and have a good meal with you!

Angel: He thinks it’s a good idea to get more fire power, I mean Al is good an all, but he always leaves to go do other things, so having 24/7 help? Amazing! He’d offer you a drink, and really wanna be your friend, when he finds out your a vamp, he just asks if you like red wine better, and would 100% ask you if you have a favorite blood type.

Husk: he’s honestly indifferent. Cool, new security I guess, same with the whole vampire thing. He will ask, if you need anything special or specific to drink so you don’t go hungry.

Charlie: ah the one who hired you! She thought it would be swell to have a new member of the team! She asks if maybe it’s possible for you to use blood substitutes, but when you tell her no since ya know you need it to stay alive, she understands and doesn’t bring it up further

Nifty: Oh wow!! ANOTHER GIRL!!! she’d giggle and try and climb you, she’ll also ask you to help her with the bugs, when she finds out your a vampire, she thinks it cool, and asks if you bite people too.

Vaggie: she was told before you started that you were a vampire, she wasn’t rude just kinda kept her distance, she warmed up to you when she saw you fight, you train together sometimes now!

Sir pentious: as soon as he sees you, he salutes due to thinking you’re a soldier, and wanting to show you respect, he asks if you want to duel and when you do you kick his ass, he’s a little butt hurt about it but otherwise, he thinks you’re perfectly fine once he finds out your vampire, he thinks that’s super interesting and tries to ask you about it!

Hope this is okay! Enjoy the heacanons!

[snowyh2o]

So here’s something that’s been on my mind lately.

When Rosie gives Charlie advice on her relationship with Vaggie, and whether or not Vaggie really meant all the things she had said or if it was just lies, she tells Charlie that “—words, are cheap. But actions, they speak the truth.”

And the reason I’ve been thinking about this line lately is that, everyone on YouTube and Reddit and occasionally on Tumblr are all clamoring over each other about how “Alastor is clearly the main antagonist/villain of the series”, “Alastor doesn’t actually care about the hotel or Charlie, he’s only manipulating everyone”, “clearly, Alastor’s line about controlling all the strings means he’s planning on taking over hell!”. But I can’t help but feel like that’s…. A very shallow interpretation of him as a character and his role in the story.

The way he’s designed and implemented into the story has him filling the “morally dubious very suspicious and probably out for his own goals sponsor of the hotel” trope, and part of what draws people to his character is that we really don’t know what he’s going to do. Is he going to betray Charlie and the hotel? Is he going to give up on his goals for Charlie and the hotel? How is he planning on using that deal he made with Charlie? What will he try to do to get out of his leash? Because as it stands he could very easily swing one way or the other, or both at the same time.

But I also understand that a lot of people are saying those things because of what Alastor himself says about his goals in the series. Particularly in the finale, but also during the pilot and again in the first episode. Alastor says he’s here to watch people fail for entertainment. He says he wants to take control of the strings. He mocks the idea that he’d die for “his friends”.

But Alastor says a lot of shit, and not all of them are entirely true.

Words are cheap.

So, what do his actions say?

In the pilot he offers Charlie a deal centered around him sponsoring the hotel, Charlie refuses and instead orders him as the princess of hell to help out with the hotel for as long as he desired. Alastor agrees to this, and doesn’t push for making another deal. Immediately after summons Niffty and Husk to help staff the hotel and work on cleaning up the place. He then defends the hotel against Sir Pentious’s death beam and beats him up (because he destroyed a wall and interrupted his song—). He renamed the hotel, and then presumably attached his radio tower to the side of the building and moves in to live with everyone else.

In episode 1, he makes a really well put together video advertisement despite his infamous distaste for anything and everything related to modern technology and TVs. The ad is edited, voiced over, and contains custom animations. He would’ve had to have used a computer to do all this. The video itself was satire, likely because he was very annoyed at being told he couldn’t just make a radio ad for the hotel, and not what Charlie or Vaggie had wanted. Later on, when Vaggie decides to remake the ad, she asks Alastor for a camera, he summons a vintage photo camera (again because of his distaste for all things video) and Vaggie has to specify for a video camera. He summons a video camera that looks like it’s being held together by duct tape for Vaggie, and he’s clearly not happy about it, but the camera he gave her still works, and he still did what she asked of him. When Vaggie fails to make a proper ad, he mocks her in a “not so easy now is it?” Way, before offering to help her make one. He makes a deal with her, being that if he helps her with this ad, that she never asks him to deal with “this frivolous television technology ever again.” When she agrees, he summons up an entire movie productions set along with a change of clothing for all the members of the hotel (going above and beyond with this “help”), and by the end of the day had even pulled some strings and limbs to get it to air that very same day after they were done making it. Also, despite Alastor being in frame for the video, he’s the only thing that’s distorted, even though other instances of him being in frame distorts the whole image.

Episode 2 has Alastor defending the hotel from Sir Pentious’s attack again, though he’s also the reason Sir Pentious was attacking in the first place. And has him summoning minions to fix the wall before he leaves for the tailor. He doesn’t do anything tk Sir Pentious, except act a little threatening despite Sir Pentious having ripped off a piece of his suit, and what his reaction before Sir Pentious became a hotel guest was. Alastor is also seen participating as an audience to the “Drug dealer” skit, probably to laugh at Angel’s misery. He doesn’t do anything about Sir Pentious being a spy for Vox, but does appear to have scared Vox into not trying anything else.

Episode 3 has him interrupting his breakfast to help Vaggie deal with the Egg Bois, humanely. Despite how very obviously irritated he was by their constant pestering, he doesn’t do anything to them, even though he was very eager to do so earlier before Vaggie specified he couldn’t kill/eat them. He even makes sure they don’t get themselves killed by saying something stupid in front of Zestial, and tried to keep them outside the building full of powerful and potentially temperamental overlords. He uses Frank to spy on Carmilla, and threatens him into silence (it didn’t work), but doesn’t try to dispose of them and ends up bringing the whole group back to the hotel.

Episode 5 has him in a pissing contest against Lucifer, and we learn that he makes old timey puns, is a reliable hotel manager, and apparently unclogs toilets for them. Charlie notably, agrees with what he says, or doesn’t say anything to contradict his words, and she’s generally much more comfortable during Alastor’s portion of the song than Lucifer’s. When Mimzy appears, he’s very happy to see her and initiates a hug. Despite this, he insists on joining Charlie with giving her dad a tour around the hotel. Alastor appeared upset at the mention of his 7 year absence, but tries to play it off. When Husk pokes at his sore spot, Alastor pulls out the chains and starts threatening him with a tortuous death should he say anything about that again, but doesn’t do anything else to Husk and leaves him alone the moment he has Husk’s agreement. Alastor actively defends the hotel against the loan sharks after Mimzy, and then seriously asks Mimzy, the only friend we’ve seen from his past, to leave if she’s only here to bring trouble to the hotel. He doesn’t interrupt when Charlie and Lucifer finally reconnect and reconcile.

Episode 7, Alastor speaks with Charlie in private and forces her to confront the situation the hotel is in by mocking her about landing the hotel in hot water. He doesn’t stop when she tells him to leave, and is able to successfully get her out of the bed covers and onto her feet. He offers advice, and a little insight to his own smile. When Charlie is at her lowest and most upset, he offers the solution to her problem for a favor at a time of his choosing where she harms no one. He doesn’t ask for her soul, even though it looked like Charlie was both expecting him to and appeared just about ready to offer it herself. After the deal, he voluntarily takes Charlie to Cannibal Town, no strings attached, to meet with Rosie. He was very bored listening to her vent about her love life, but didn’t try to interrupt her or get her to stop. When Charlie has trouble explaining the situation, he steps in and tells Rosie what kind of favor they want. Rosie agrees to help, because Alastor has never wronged her before. Alastor gives Charlie his microphone with no prompting when she comes back to try and rally the cannibals again. When she looks over to him and Rosie for support, he gives her a thumbs up, despite being somewhat awkward about it. He helps bring the cannibals on board with the offer of angel meat! During a more private moment with Rosie in the song, Alastor stated that he believed Charlie could do it all along. Then talks about how she’s powerful, and wanting to guide her potential, before saying they should stick with her if they want to win.

Episode 8: Alastor is an active member of the war council. He shared the details of his ability, or at the very least his shield, and either volunteered for or agreed to be the one to keep Adam occupied should he enter the battle. He lends his microphone to Charlie again during her final night before the battle’s speech. Alastor shared a quiet moment with Niffty. He doesn’t deride her for her attachment to the members of the hotel when she shares how much she likes them, and even almost agrees with her. When Niffty starts laughing uncontrollably, he looks at her for a moment before joining her in laughing, it’s very forced lol. During the actual battle, his shield was paramount in minimizing the number of angels everyone had to deal with, and he kept Adam busy for several minutes, only retreating after taking an almost fatal blow to the chest by Adam’s holy weapon. He disappears from the battle, but likely stayed nearby, and only went to his radio tower after the hotel had been destroyed or the battle had already ended. In his radio tower, he’s in disbelief over his near death experience. His expression when speaking of how he’d almost died for “his friends”, it isn’t anger or derision, it’s shaken, unsteady, and struggling to keep it together with a smile. He uses his anger and desperation to take focus himself again. In the end, he shows up at the hotel again, appearing perfectly fine and totally uninjured, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him at all, no siree! (His microphone is missing)

I think, maybe he doesn’t believe in the hotel, but he does believe in Charlie. Whether he’s aware of exactly how much he believes in her, and for what reasons, is unknown, but he’s placed his lot in with her, and he’s put a shocking amount of trust in her as well.

He’s also put in a shocking amount of effort into keeping the hotel running and doing what Vaggie and Charlie have asked of him for something he claims to think is a joke. If he weren’t serious about it all, he wouldn’t have been nearly this cooperative with it. Just take a look at what he did for the ad when he was doing it begrudgingly!

So I don’t believe him when he says he’s only in this for the entertainment. I don’t believe him when Alastor’s reassuring himself that he’s only in this for himself, that he doesn’t give a rats ass about the rest of the hotel.

He’s spent a little too much time and effort for it all to have been meaningless to him.

Alastor’s words are cheap. But his actions do tell some semblance of truth.

[sciencebecameouraddiction]

I have a Hazbin Hotel request :} pretty please

What about Sir Pentious x gn reader (platonic or romantic idc) where they're both rivals and fighting, but somehow find out that they've both ended up in the Hazbin Hotel at the same time...

omg! yes! i feel like i hardly ever see sir pentious stuff and he is so sweet. he definitely deserves more love and i hope i did this justice!

rating: PG

genre: fluffy-ish (just some bants and not really angsty)

characters: Sir Pentious x Reader (platonic but could be seen as a prelude to romance)

warnings: talk of turf wars, and use of the word fuck

You had finally gained ground on the terf war that was happening when Sir Pentious finally left, claiming he had a bigger and stronger enemy to lay siege to.

Your eyes rolled at that, but it wasn’t long until you were overwhelmed when a new team came in and wiped the area. You knew when to cut your losses so you left, angry that you had to retreat and loose that footing. You shook your head relaizing you didn’t have a place to sleep or anything when you passed by a store playing the radio and an ad came on talking about the Hazbin Hotel.

‘It’s not too far from here.’ You thought and started heading that way. It’s not like you bought into the whole redemption idea, but if it got you a bed for a while, what the hell. You finally come up to the door and knock. Surprised when the Radio Demon opens the door.

“A new patron, I assume?” He says.

“Ummm, yes?” You say, phrasing it more of a question. He lets you in and who you find out to be Charlie Morningstar bounds up to you and starts to get you checked in. You finally have your key and walk over to the bar, asking for a whiskey, neat, when you hear a gasp.

“My greatest foe! Has come to find me here. You wish to try and best me again in Battle!” You look straight ahead, not believing this.

“You have to be joking. You’re here too?” You ask as Husk slides you your drink.

“I am! You must have been searching for me I imagine! But I must disappoint you, I no longer do battle! My combat days are behind me, for I’ve turned over a new leaf.” Pentious explains.

“Well, it’s not like your villainy career was really workin’ out for ya Pents.” You say and sip your drink. “I can see why you’d retire old man.” You taunt him.

“I am not old! I think I am just two years older than you!” He exclaims, actually looking offended.

“2 years, 2 hours, 2 minutes… Still older. And since you are older, you could never beat me in combat so, I guess age isn’t everything is it snakey?” You raise your eyebrow at him.

“Oh if I had my death ray right now…” Pentious says, absolutely seething.

“You’d what? Have it break down in the middle of the field and scream as others come at you with knives?” You say, referencing one time when Pentious’s invention failed on the field and it ended up in a disaster for him.

“IT WAS ONE TIME!” He exclaims.

“It only took one time too and I was able to claim that territory for myself.” You say smug.

“Where’s your territory now, hmmm? You wouldn’t be here if you had won.” Pentious says, sliding up to the bar, smirking.

“Fuck you.” You glare at him.

“I win!” He exclaims as he leaves, calling for his eggs so they may go to sleep.

“Good night to everyone except my mortal enemy, Y/N. I hope you DON’T have a good night.” He says at the top of the stairs.

“Oh, go fuck yourself!” You yell. Angel hears and adds on, “That the only action he’d be able to get!”

“Cheers to that!” You hold your cup up to Angel.

Charlie and Vaggie look at each other. “I think tomorrow may need to have two lessons on building friendships and talking to each other nicely.” Charlie says.

“Maybe throw in a ‘how to be friends when we were enemies in a turf war’ too.” Vaggie adds. Watching the lobby and taking in all the patrons.

“We have a lot of work to do then!” Charlie says dragging Vaggie to the board to plan out the next days activities with their new guest.

[scribble-brain-aced]

for pride month, i have:

a list of how the hazbin hotel had their gay awakening. (or lesbian, or bi, or trans, or aroace, pan, etc)

Charlie: she watched Sleeping Beauty, the year after it came out. she looked at Snow White and thought “wow, she’s so pretty.. but also Price Florian.. wait.” because this was in 1938, she didn’t know what bisexuality was, but she knew and accepted her feelings, because it wasn’t a big deal to her. in the 1970s, she found the label for it— bisexuality— and thought “OH THERE’S A NAME FOR THIS, YAY!” and that was that.

Vaggie: when she was still alive, in 2010, a friend sent her a photo of a genderbent character from some TV show, and her first thought was “oh, okay, i see why everyone’s in love with them now. …wait.” she spent the next 20 minutes looking up female versions of characters and realizing “oh. OH THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH” (based on my own story)

Angel: honestly, he can’t really say. he just kinda knew from the beginning that men were just hot, and he’d marry a guy if he could. molly just assumed he meant “yeah, men are just better than women” and went along with it, even though she personally thought both were radiantly beautiful. (she found out what pansexual meant in 1972.)

Husk: he has no idea. if asked, he just shrugs and goes “any hole is a goal, i couldn’t care less.” at one point, Angel just shoved a poster at him, Husk read it and was like “oh. i guess that’s me.” pretty chill reaction, just continued his normal day, but kept thinking “okay, wow, that’s ME.”

Sir Pentious: he just thought all people liked both men and women, but because of societal rules and whatever, they had to wait until they had a crush on the opposite gender. ..what do you mean thats not what being straight is. (he only found out what bisexuality was after he came to the Hotel and Charlie had a bi flag pin. he asked her what country that was, and she had to sit him down to explain the concept of LGBTQ+, and no, it is ABSOLUTELY NOT a mental illness, wtf, you’re fine, buddy, go be happy.)

Alastor: post-season 1, like three people separately wished him a happy asexual awareness week and he was so confused, he asked Angel to look up ‘a sexual’ on his phone because he couldn’t find anything at the library. (he was looking at the outdated library in cannibal town.) he read the definition, and locked himself in his room for the rest of the day. if anybody heard muffled screaming and somehow-happy-sounding swearing, nobody mentioned it.

Vox: pfft, what? no, he’s not gay! he’s perfectly straight! is it gay to say that men are just as good at women? …Val, what do you MEAN ‘no but yes’? (Valentino explained the entire history of LGBTQ+, stressing bisexuality. Vox just said “okay, okay, hear me out.. there’s a whole month for them, right? their whole thing is rainbows? what if we paint all of our logos rainbow-colored? they’d buy it!” Valentino gave up, because Vox just COULD NOT comprehend what he was trying to say. but he keeps sending bisexual memes to Vox.)

Valentino: he just always knew. come on, everyone’s hot, unless they aren’t. even better if they can be exploited. that’s all there is to it.

Velvette: pfft, she grew up with social media, she’s known about this shit since she was a kid. fuck love, fuck fucking, she’d rather pester Vox into making cheesy garlic bread. the guy’s a bitch, but he makes good cheesy garlic bread.

Baxter: back before he and sir pentious became bitter enemies, they were both talking about.. whatever. at one point, they got on the topic of clothing, and Baxter— then Bella— griped that he hated how dresses felt. too heavy, too annoying, and it made him feel sick, anyway. suits were just better, not just because they’re lighter. man, he wished he were a boy. pentious asked if he wanted to be a boy in general, not just for the suits, and after a moment, Baxter excused himself quickly to go find something in his library, shooing Pentious out of the house. a couple days later, he came out, transitioned, all that. the only reason he doesn’t cut off his light-lure thingy is because it’s useful. other than that, he avoids looking at it as much as possible.

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

What character do you think that Sir Pentious should've dated with of Cherri and Sir Pentious never been a thing?

Molly. Entirely biased but like ugh. I know it’ll never happen but can you imagine him dying and being nervous while getting accustomed to heaven and he stops in the middle of some supposed heaven tour from emily and stares at this wonderful little spider lady laughing with someone on the sidewalk and she turns and smiles at him and he gets all blushy and his weird little neck rib(?) things go up THATS SO CUTE im sorry. Sir pentious needed friends in hell absolutely but he knew his way around, in heaven he has no idea what he’s doing, I think he’d greatly benefit from someone like Molly who also had a pretty illegal upbringing to help reassure him that he can still work towards being a good person :3

[the--rebel--fae]

Hello could I request headcannons of the Hazbin Hotel Crew/Staffs Reactions to a batman or moon knight like hero appearing in hell and somehow drastically taking down it's crime not only in the Pride ring but all the others. (Let's just say they got the information from the news or word of Mouth)

A/N: Here you go my friend! I hope I did the DC superhero justice. Granted I'm more of a Marvel girl myself, but I know enough about the bat heh. Hope you like it!

Tw: none!

Batman vs. The Denizens of Hell?

Alastor:

He’d probably be intrigued by you, but also pissed since you keep taking all the good marks.

I can definitely see him staying as far away as possible from you at first But then sees instead of avoiding, this could be a great possibility to try and strike a deal with you.

Especially if you care to clean up the more unsavory male demons. He may feel a bit of kinship. If he could juuust look past the justice thing.

He’d more than likely try to see if he could use you as his own personal mercenary, really.

“You are an enigma that’s for sure little bat. But I think it’d be quite entertaining to keep you around. Especially if we can come to an agreement about a certain situation I find myself in. Perhaps I can procure your help?"

Angel Dust:

He’d definitely try to flirt with you at first.

This man knows no fear when it comes to trying to flirt and get money.

Though if there was an opportunity that you could take out Valentino for him? Oh he is there first in line asking for that.

“Hey’a batsy. What about putting all of that money to good use and having some fun with yours truly tonight hmm?”

Nifty:

The second she sees you’re not a bad boy, she ain't interested.

Though that bat cowl might catch her curiosity so watch out.

“You’re not a bad boy, you’re boring.”

Husk

Can anyone say, fellow drinking buddy?

Definitely trauma buddies. I can just feel there's so much more to Husk. Something happened in his living life to make him, him.

He can tell you have stories and he’s here for it.

“Something tells me there’s more about you than meets the eye. You say you want to clean up the streets? Heh, well you’ll be cleaning for a while kid.”

Sir Pentious

You two would probably bond via inventions I just know it.

Elsewise he’d probably get a bit scared of you.

But once he knows you won’t kill him, he will definitely wanna talk inventions.

“You ssseem interesssting. You’re not going to kill me, are you? No? You just want to talk about my inventionsssss? You have come to the right place my friend!”

Vaggie:

Probably immediately suspicious of you since you have been cutting people down from all of the rings left and right. The last thing they need is an exterminator from Heaven in here.

As soon as she gets to know you though, she’ll probably see a bit of herself in you.

Fellow protector to fellow protector.

“As long as you don’t get in the way of Charlie’s dream, it’s nice to have another person looking out for this place.”

Charlie:

Doesn’t like that you’re offing her people. At all.

But if you promise to work with her and only off those who really do deserve it–like the lowest of the low, she’ll start warming up to you.

You’ll definitely get bonus points if you help take out any of the exterminators that come down from heaven.

“I don’t like that you’re still technically killing my people, but if you want to work with me, I can tell that you have a good heart.”

I hope you liked what I came up with! It wasn’t the easiest I gotta admit, but I had fun with it nonetheless! And if anyone wants a personalized fan fiction story of their own from Hazbin Hotel to One Piece I have many options! And I’d be happy to write y’all a story that you’d love! Just click this link below! And if you wanna keep up with what I’m doing with stories and updates on my shop feel free to follow me here on Tumblr and on Instagram under Rebel Fae Productions.

[ther3allyra]

Husk confession please!

Not sure weather you were looking for headcanon’s or a one shot so here’s some little headcanon’s on Husk confessing his love for you, with a little Drabble at the end! :)

Husker X GN!Reader

Confessing

Summary: Basically the ask!

Type: Headcanon’s/Drabble

Word count: ??

A/N: OK considering this was my first time writing for a hazbin character this was so much fun! I absolutely love Husk!! (P.S I just finished the last episode before writing this and I don’t think I’ve sobbed so much, so this is like pure fluffy fluff)

A/N: ok so I’m writing this A/N after I finished the Drabble, and excuse there’s no word count because I’m doing this in school, but I LOVE husk so much and this almost made me cry because of how much I love him <3

- Husk spends majority of his time in the bar (most likely drinking cheap booze, let’s be honest), so he’d probably have been watching you from a far for a while

- It was Angel who probably first noticed he started to have feelings for you, with Angel sat at the bar he’d stare after his Kitty friend who was probably staring at you for a little longer than he wanted to

- ‘What’s get you so giddy, whiskers?’ Is probably Angel’s most common saying to Husk, just to wind him up a tiny bit

- But after that comment Angel made at least 3 times a day, did he in fact have feelings for you?

- After a while you’d start to come up to the bar, not necessarily drinking (even if Husk offered you many different alcoholic drinks, courtesy of his alcohol addiction & being a bar tender he knew plenty) but you would on occasions

- Realising that after a while you started to feel the same way about Husker, maybe a little oblivious to him but you did the staring

- Both of you would sort of stare at each other, and when the other would catch them staring they’d start heavily blushing and turning away, either Husk busying himself by ‘stacking’ shelves, or you wondering off to annoy someone (maybe Angel)

- After a LONG time of staring and blushing, Husk finally gained the confidence to ask you out (with enough cheap booze and a quick pep talk from Angel, ‘Just ask the girl out whiskers’ he’d say before calling you over, ‘Hey Toots! Whiskers here needs to talk to ya’)

- Husker is the kinda guy to keep his cool often, but this is the first time you see him without it as he’s constantly stammering over his words on what to say, and the complete awkwardness of Angel just shouting you over

- So after a lot of ‘I was wondering’ and ‘it’s just’ or just staring going ‘ummm’ he finally got it out with a heavy sigh that he liked you, and maybe wanted to take you out on a date someday (let’s give this guy a break, he’s not usually asking people out on the daily now is he?)

- Both of you are over the moon when you agree to his proposal of a date, agreeing to meet around 6pm the next evening to either go out or just stay at the bar if the hotel because the place is like home for the both of you

- During the date I feel like Husk would be his usual charming self but a hint of awkwardness, while he casually tried to sweep you off your feet on perhaps one of the best dates you’ve had in a long time

- Definitely takes you somewhere with your meals and loves when your happy (especially when he remembers tiny details

- Overall you both enjoy an amazing date, and Husk plans to take you out on anymore more especially after about 3/4 dates he’ll ask you officially to be his girlfriend

Today was one of a few rare occurrence at the hotel, everyone was out doing their own thing by now and only Angel and Husk were left in the hotel. Both deciding free will to stay there as everyone had a day off, it was well deserved for everyone and during this time Vaggie was getting Charlie to sleep after several days of planning activities and all nighters, Sir Pentious was either out with his little egg bois or sleeping, Alastor was visiting Rosie and you’d gone with him (being quite fond of the cannibal overlord, and Rosie treating you like a niece).

It was rather unusual for the hotel to be quiet until Angel decided to speak up, more likely or not to annoy his ‘little’ kitty friend. ‘Soooooo’ Angel drawled on, a drink sloshing around in one of his hand, one on his hip and the others on the bar. ‘Whiskers, when ya gonna ask toots out hm?’, the sudden question made Husk stop in his track ‘I don’t know what your on about’ he said his tone slightly pissed off as he grabbed a bottle of whiskey off the shelf.

Husk let out a sigh as he took a swig from the bottle, leaning slightly on the counter. ‘Ye ya doooo’ Angel continued to tease him, and he knew there was no way out of this. After a few moments of silence Husk spoke up ‘Say now I do…’ he sighed again, feelings were hard for him and he wasn’t used to it, taking another swig of his whiskey he finally looked up at Angel who was surprisingly..surprised himself at Husk finally admitting. ‘What do I do?’

The question came out rather suddenly and slightly a bit blunt, Angel was shocked at the fact Husk was asking him for help, but there wasn’t much he could say as you walked back in with the radio demon. ‘Just be natural and honest’ Angel winked as he stood up from his place at the bar, waving hello to the both of you and throwing himself into the sofa in the lounge of the hotel.

‘Bye Alastor! I’ll see you tomorrow?’ You smile softly and wave at the radio demon as you turn your attention to Husk, even though you were by the door you could tell the poor cat demon had his head in the counter, one hand covering his head and the other gripping onto a bottle of alcohol that you swear his knuckles were turning white. You walk over to him, slowly approaching the bar and sitting down. ‘Husk..are you ok?’ You tilt your head, making sure if he was ok.

When Husk lifted his head you didn’t expect his face to be covered in blush, was he maybe drunk? Hungover? Both? You continue to ask him if he’s ok, until he lets out a sigh. ‘Y/N. Just..stop talking for a minuet’ taken back by this, you quickly shut your mouth and lower your had, but you weren’t expecting the next few words to come out of your dear friends mouth.

‘Look’ he’d start with a sign ‘this might sound crazy, in no way am I wanting to make you feeling uncomfortable, overstep a boundary even.’ Husk continued to ramble on, you could tell he was working himself up until he just blurted out, ‘I LIKE YOU AND WANT TO ASK IF YOULL GO ON A DATE WITH ME’

You stare at him, bewildered. Husk. Your friend, the one you’ve been swoon over for the last few months wants to go out on a date with you..be he likes you. Quickly before anyone could ruin the moment, you agreed to go on the date and the rest of the day you spent at Husk’s bar practically In love all ready, and butterflies in your stomach with excitement.

[purpleshadow-star]

So, the season finale of Hazbin Hotel came out last night.

Spoilers ahead

I was never part of the Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss fandom(s), though I have been watching Helluva Boss since about midway through when season one was being released. I only watched the pilot for Hazbin Hotel maybe six months to a year ago, and I only ever watched it once. I never kept up with VivziePop or whatever was happening behind the scenes. I watched Hazbin Hotel as it came out the past few weeks, I’ve watched some TikToks about it over the past week, and I read through a few (like, three) of the character’s wiki pages like, yesterday.

So, with all of my inexperience in the fandom and in this universe, I’m going to try to predict how the show is going to end.

Kind of.

Well, I’m going to make a prediction.

I think Angel Dust will be the last resident of the hotel we see get redeemed.

Angel was the first resident of the hotel. It’s only fitting that he’d be the last (that we see, anyway).

I think that season one was almost like a set-up season. The main characters and their characterizations/arcs have been established. The main problem, the extermination, has been temporarily dealt with. It’s been proven that the main objective in the show, redeeming sinners through the Hazbin Hotel, is possible. Seeds of a bigger plot and future trouble have been planted.

Now that the bigger plot things are out of the way, I think the show will be able to (hopefully) slow the pace down now and really focus on the hotel itself and the redemption process of the sinners that choose to be there, along with the individual characters and their personal journeys and arcs.

I think that Sir Pentious getting redeemed and making it into Heaven proved that the concept of the hotel can work, so now that they have the bigger, newly built hotel, they’ll start to get more residents. We’ll meet and bond with more characters as the seasons go on and they’ll go through the hotel and eventually get redeemed and go to Heaven.

I think that during all of this, for the next few seasons, we’ll see Angel work towards redeeming himself too. At this point, he’s accepted the hotel. He’s accepted his place there and he’s been visibly getting better. We’ll see him continue his path to redemption while also dealing with Valentino, his contract with him, and any other personal conflicts that arise.

I think that partway through the show, we’ll see Angel start to kind of put off becoming fully redeemed. Maybe he’ll just slow down, but I think we’ll see him become more apprehensive about completing his redemption.

At this point, he’ll probably already be in an official relationship with Husk, and his situation with Valentino might be resolved or at least not as much of an issue anymore. I think he’ll start putting off officially moving on into Heaven because he realizes that he doesn’t want to leave his friends behind. He won't want to leave the friends he’s made at the hotel, so even though he might be ready or almost ready to go to Heaven, he’ll just keep putting it off.

I think Angel’s ascension to Heaven will be the big series finale. I think that it’ll be a big emotional moment. Angel will accept that it’s time to move on, and there will be an emotional scene where he says goodbye to Charlie (who, as a Hellborn demon and not a mortal soul, can’t go to Heaven like the other sinners), and Vaggie (who will choose to stay with Charlie and has no desire to go back to Heaven), and probably Alastor (who loves his power and control too much to want anything to do with redemption himself) and maybe Niffty (I’m undecided about whether she’ll try for redemption, but I’m thinking no, at least as of right now). If Husk stays behind, that’ll be an absolutely heartbreaking goodbye too, but I’m thinking that, at some point in the show, Husk might decide to try for redemption as well, so maybe he and Angel are going together and saying their goodbyes together.

I think we’ll get a teary goodbye for the people Angel is leaving behind in Hell, but we’ll also get a joyous reunion scene where he meets up with all the redeemed souls in Heaven as well. He’ll get to see all the former residents we got to meet throughout the show, and maybe he’ll even have a moment where he gets to reunite with his sister, too. It’ll be a somewhat bittersweet moment, but a happy one overall, because Angel Dust, the first resident of the Hazbin Hotel, who didn’t take it seriously in the beginning and thought redemption wasn’t possible, who went through so much in Hell and who didn’t think things could get better for him, will have finally completed the journey to redemption and moved on to Heaven.

And then maybe we’ll get an epilogue-esque scene or series of clips of Charlie and Vaggie happily continuing to help redeem sinners in the Hazbin Hotel, of Angel and the other redeemed souls happily living their best afterlives in Heaven, of the redeemed sinners meeting and welcoming new redeemed souls into Heaven as they come in.

And maybe, taking place some time in the future, maybe years after Angel goes to Heaven, we’ll get a moment of Charlie and Vaggie, and any of the other original cast that stayed in Hell, being allowed to take a day trip into Heaven. Maybe we’ll get to see them reunite with the redeemed sinners in Heaven in person for the first time since the redeemed souls left, and it’ll be a happy reunion where they’re all just happy to see each other again and catch up. Maybe at this point the show has already established a way for the redeemed souls to still be able to communicate and keep in touch with those in Hell, so maybe this isn’t the first time the two groups have spoken to each other since the redeemed souls left the hotel, but maybe it is the first time since the redeemed souls left that they’ve been able to see each other in person, so the teary hugs all around are expected and maybe even appreciated.

Maybe the show will end on a happy note, where our first and most skeptical hotel resident ends up happily redeemed with a partner who loves and values him for who he is and friends who care for him, and where our main character is able to fulfill her dreams of helping her subjects find the best version of themselves and move on to a better place.

Maybe the extermination no longer happens, so there’s no more deadlines. Maybe being redeemed is no longer just an escape from second death. Not every soul in Hell is going to want to change, but for Charlie, it’s not about redeeming every soul. The Hazbin Hotel started as a way to decrease Hell’s population so that the extermination would no longer be necessary, so that no more souls, however awful, would be needlessly killed, but Charlie knows that the extermination was never about overpopulation, and yet she’s still going through with the hotel and she’s still working to redeem sinners.

So, maybe the extermination is a thing of the past, but Charlie will still continue running the hotel and giving sinners another chance, because everyone deserves another chance. Because Hell isn’t forever, and despite whatever some people did when they were alive, they deserve the chance to try to redeem themselves. They deserve the chance to try to be better. And that’s Charlie’s dream. She just wants to give her subjects the opportunity to do better, and not everyone will take it, but in the end, we'll see that all the effort was worth it for those few souls who do.

So, to recap: I think Angel Dust will be the last sinner we see get redeemed. We might get clips and/or mentions of souls after him, but he’ll be the last character to go to Heaven who’s journey to redemption we’ve seen. In the series finale, he’ll be the last major character to be redeemed, and we’ll get to see him live his best life in Heaven while Charlie happily stays behind in Hell to help guide more souls along the path to redemption.

Or at least, that’s something I’d like to see, anyway.

[whiskersz]

Haaaaaaiii (mysteriously) i was wondering if I could ask for both matchups? :33 (you don't know me btw...)

My name's Tezel, I'm a 20 yr old agender aromantic bisexual and I go by they/it!!

I'm not entirely sure how to describe myself, but I guess I could say I enjoy spending time with others a lot! I always try to be friendly, and when I feel comfortable enough with someone, I might end up talking way too much...Sometimes I feel like I should probably apologize to them!

Also, I'm not really one to judge people, so I always try my best to be as understanding as possible. I'm not someone who gets angry w their friends easily either...Guess that'd take a lot!

As for my interests, I really enjoy drawing, and I also really like listening to music! ^_^ Something else I enjoy is collecting plushies, so I will always be extremely thankful to anyone who'd think of giving me one as a gift! Also, I absolutely love dinosaurs, so I might accidentally go on a ramble about them with someone I'm speaking with! I just think they're neat :P

Something else about me, which I'm definitely not proud of, is that I easily end up getting anxious over the silliest things. If it gets too bad, I might try to seek comfort from my friends or anyone I'm close to. Usually, that helps a lot.

If I'm close enough with someone, I will definitely be very cuddly around them, or at least give them hugs often! Of course, if I'm not sure if they're comfortable with it, I will ask beforehand if they're ok with it! I always value people's feelings before my own.

And lastly, I know many random facts about animals, so I'll often bring them up to people I'm speaking with if a certain animal is brought up or if I'm asked something about it! I'm often told I know a lot a lot about them :3

Anyways, that should be everything. I really hope the info I gave you works just fine!! Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to do this... ^_^

(bgff)

Hey you!! I finally got to your matchup, yay!! Now, I know veryyy well who your favourites are – but! I tried to read this as if I didn’t know you, apologies if the characters I chose aren’t really of your liking, I tried XP

With aaall of that said, your romantic matchup is...

Sir Pentious!

I can totally see you and Pentious bonding for a very wide number of reasons. I don’t usually do this in matchups, but I can see you approaching him first and complimenting him on how cool he looks – he’s a snake after all, and you love animals -; he even sounds cool, with all the inventions he comes up with! He’d get really flustered over someone paying this much attention to him but at the same time be very proud of himself, and he’d totally take some time to brag a little, encouraged by your shower of compliments. This is kind of how your first meeting would go, in my opinion!

After that, you two would be inseparable: you’d ramble about your interests and he’d ramble back about his, and you’d give each other opinions on what the other has said. This would continue for hours on end! He’d also grow so fond of you to let you witness him and the egg boys at work; you’d think of this as the coolest thing ever. Eventually, you’d end up dating, probably planning to confess in the same exact moment too. It’d be a bit of an awkward confession, but one full of chuckles and hugs and reassurance!

Pentious is a biiig cuddle bug – he loves hugs, snuggling up against you, hand holding and when you do all of that to him! Therefore he doesn’t mind your hugs at all, he actually asks for them himself. He’s the type to hold your hand under the table while you’re all having dinner at the Hotel and then blush about it, and he also plays with your hands a lot. his hand is probably pretty big and slender, so he loves to point out how small your hands are compared to his.

He absolutely adores when you show him your art, he definitely goes a little overboard with compliments sometimes as he tends to exaggerate things in general but he does think everything that he says, so his comments are very genuine. If you draw him sometimes he’ll be very flustered about the fact that you find him handsome enough to make him a portrait!

He’s actually the type of demon to sit down next to you if he notices you drawing and join you in your activity. Not that he’s great at it himself, but what matters is that he’s willing to spend some quality time with you doing something that you enjoy.

You and Pentious also don’t get on each other’s nerves often at all. If one of you does something mildly annoying you both always end up apologizing immediately afterwards in fear that the other will get mad at you, so it’s very rare that you get mad in this relationship.

Also, if he does do something that upsets you, he’ll be feeling awful all day and do something to cheer you up, like get you a new plushie or bake something for you. Not that he doesn’t do little acts like these randomly during your relationship too though; he’s actually a big gift giver and he loves acts of service so it’s not rare for him to show up at your bedroom door with a trail of freshly made cookies or a handmade little gift. In fact, most of his time in his room/studio is spent figuring out what to make for you next!

When you start panicking over something for the first time, he gets a little bit anxious himself as well, not going to lie. With time though he learns that all you really need from him is for him to act natural and distract you a bit with some silly jokes, and perhaps a bit of light hearted comfort and a cuddle. From that point on he cherishes it every time you turn to him for help, as you’re his first supporter too.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it!! As for your platonic matchup, I think you’d be besties with...

Charlie!

To start off, these will be a little bit on the shorter side as they’re platonic headcanons. Anyways, you and Charlie sure love to hang out and listen to each other ramble! She’ll stare at you with big wide eyes and wonder on her face as you spew facts about dinosaurs and animals; she’ll be especially interested on the cute ones, she adores cute things!

She’s also big on physical affection, so she will never decline a hug from you! Now, longer cuddling sessions might be a little off-limits as she’s dating Vaggie and the latter can get a bit jealous over these things, so you both decide to respect her and stick to hugs and the occasional friendly hang holding while walking around.

Charlie gladly joins you and Pentious in your drawing sessions; she’s a little better at drawing than he is, and will fill the entire page with doodles of hearts and rainbows and stars if you don’t stop her...it’s very endearing!

She values everyone’s feelings a lot, so when she senses that you’re in distress she’ll immediately be by your side. She can be a little bit awkward at offering advice sometimes as she doesn’t have much clue of what goes on in humans’ minds after all, but she’s trying her best to cheer you up and that’s what matters. She will also refrain from judging you herself, as she is the Princess of literal Hell.

Charlie loves your plushie collection; she’s got one of her own! She’s obsessed with taking pictures of her plushies so she’ll definitely do the same thing with yours, too, especially the ones that she finds adorable. When your birthday or some other kind of celebration comes around, a plushie will definitely be her main present from you; she might let the secret escape though while excitedly asking which ones you’d like to get if somebody got you one, right now...

(bgff <33)

[the-demon-of-a-thousand-eyes]

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐸𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓉𝑒𝓇 25

Eyed By a Deal Not Your Cone

Pairing: Alastor x F!OC (Theia, The Demon of a Thousand Eyes)

Chapter Summary: Angel shows the hotel his Show and Tell, Angel has to leave to go to work, and you volunteer to go with Charlie to the studio when Vaggie encourages her to go there on her own.

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: Mentions of Valentino

Charlie looks to Angel as Sir Pentious steps back down. Angel smirks and presses play on the TV, and an interrogation scene begins. As he walks to plop back on the couch, you recognize this immediately as porn, but don’t bother to comment, given that this is fairly tame, at least in comparison to what you got up to two nights prior.

Niffty, the deranged little gremlin of chaos that is your friend, jumps down off your lap to lay on the table on her belly, her legs in the air.

As the thinly constructed plot devolves into rough, foreplay and lubeless anal sex, Angel declares proudly, “Yaj know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!”

“It's, uh... very... honest?... Oh.” You watch as Charlie tries to hide her vision from the scene in front of her, clearly nauseous.

Vaggie looks at the screen deadpan, declaring, “Ew!”

Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen, before turning her head away to avoid watching, with her hand covering her mouth this time. The recording of Angel moans loudly as Vaggie shouts, “Okay! Enough of that.” She leans towards Charlie and tries to cover the side of her girlfriend’s face with her hand so she doesn’t have to see. Vaggie gives Angel a disapproving and unamused glare. “Angel, what the fuck?”

“What?! Yah said it was ‘Show n' Tell’ day. I'm showin' yah my best film, and I'm tellin' yah that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.” He grabs his chest fluff as he expresses disdain for a rival you’ve heard of but have luckily never met.

“Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.” Husk says casually as he cleans a wine glass.

“Alright, dickhead. What makes you think yah have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?” Angel retorts as he glares over the back of the couch at Husk.

“You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?” Husk raises an eyebrow and tosses the rag he was using to clean.

“Fuck you. This is classy art!” He waves to the screen with two hands, then turns to you of all people. “Occhi, you know my work. Back me up here!”

As the terrible porn on screen devolves into Angel’s co-star slapping him on the ass and then biting what little he has,Sir Pentious covers his eyes. You wince. “Angel, as much as I value our new-found friendship, I have to be honest with you. The scripts are terrible and the acting is worse—excluding yourself, of course. You could be doing so much better. It’s mostly Tino’s fault, honestly. He doesn’t see what a great actor you are. You could be doing so much better than porn, I bet, if he’d let you.”

Angel doesn’t know whether to be offended or flattered. He swallows visibly and Husk uses this as an opportunity to jump into the conversation, walking away from the bar to stand next to the couch on which Angel is lying. “See, even the kid knows that’s bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point.” He points to Sir Pentious, “That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep!” He points to Charlie, “Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.”

Charlie looks flustered at that. “What?! No, I-- what? Pffff, no, no.” Vaggie just stares at her silently, and you wonder what she’s thinking.

Then Husk points to Vaggie. “This one.” Vaggie stops staring at Charlie to scowl at Husk instead, growling soft and low at him. “Judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.” Vaggie groans but doesn’t deny the accusation. “Theia over here,” He points to you, “Goes on and on about how she can’t tell anyone some big secret, about how she doesn’t have enough time, about how she’ll miss all of us when it all comes crashing down. The worst part? She word-vomits puns so much it’s painful to listen to and impossible to understand.”

“Hey, I thought view liked my puns, Husk! It’s rude to eye to a friend!” You give him an incredulous look.

“Listen, kid, I don’t mind your puns, but too much of anythin’ is terrible, and I assure you that without them you would sound just as, if not more, coherent.” He gives you a pointed look and you let out a half-hearted sigh.

“So, what’s Al like when he’s drunk?” You ask curiously.

“I won’t speak about him while he isn’t here.” Husk says defensively.

“You wouldn’t talk about him while he’s present, either.” You decide as he looks away from you.

“No, I wouldn’t.” He tells you definitively, and you sigh, letting the question drop. When you think he’s done speaking, he says, “You’d like that side of him. I, on the other hand, as his lackey, tend to get the short end of the stick when he’s had enough to drink.” He sets the glass down and points to Niffty, who grins mischievously and blows him a kiss. “ And Niffty? Heh... You don't even want to know what her deal is, ‘cept maybe you, Theia, but that ain’t my business.”

You chuckle. You would, actually, and maybe that time will come someday.

As Husk takes a swig of his cheap booze, Angel kicks his legs, cackling. “You weren't kidding! Oh ho, wow!” He gets up in Vaggie’s face for a moment, before he sits back down on the couch’s arm to get up in Husk’s face.

“Kitten's got claws!” He mimics claws with his hand and looks at Husk flirtatiously. Husk’s eyes widen and eyebrows raise. You can tell by the look in his eyes that he is not interested in Angel’s over the top porn persona. As Angel places one of his top hands beneath Husk’s chin to turn his head towards him, he places one of his middle hands on Husk’s arm. “Meow.” Angel purrs, and you hold back a sigh. This will not end well.

Just as you think those words, Husk breaks away from Angel’s grasp, pushes him back onto the couch, and points at him with his index finger, annoyed. You see Angel’s eyes widen and his eyebrows rise in surprise from the sudden movement. “And you!” He scoffs grumpily as he gestures with two fingers to symbolize observing him, “Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are.”

“Oh ho ho,” Angel laughs into the couch’s back then turns back to look at Husk, putting on a dramatic air of fake surprise, “Me? Fake? Wow, I had no idea.” He gestures towards Husk with a deadpan look, then stands to get up in Husk’s face, bent at the waist and irritated with him, “Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass. And—” He points as if to drop a whopping zinger on Husk, but gets interrupted by his phone vibrating and ringing. “Hold that thought.” He answers the phone and walks a few steps away. “Hello? Uh, yeah I'm-I'm... No, No, I just, I…” His voice gets more tense, nervous, and you can hear loud berating from the other end despite the distance. Tino. I’m going to fucking kill that stupid-ass moth. Angel sounds nervous, “No, I-I'm not... But, uh... Yeah, I'll be right there.” He hangs up the phone. Charlie looks crestfallen as Angel says, “Well, uh... Looks like Val needs me for an... Uh-- emergency shoot.” He starts to walk away, but as Husk snarks back at him, he turns around and stalks in his direction.

“Uh-huh, sure.” Husk replies as he takes another swig of his bottle. Your heart bleeds for Angel, but there’s nothing you can do, with his soul in Tino’s possession. You white-knuckle the chair.

“Yah know what? Fuck you. I don't give a shit what some drunk ass bartender thinks ah me.” He points to himself defiantly as Husk barely looks at him. He pulls pink cat-eye shades out of his chest fluff. “So why don't you just crawl back to whatever cave you came from, porn critic.” Angel flips him off, puts on his shades, and stalks off to the front door. You see husk growl and glare at him as he does so.

Charlie jumps up from the couch to run after him. “Angel, you can't leave yet.” She squeezes between him and the closed door, leaning against it in an attempt to prevent him from leaving. You sigh. There’s nothing I can do here. You think to yourself frustratedly, irritably. I can’t intervene. Angel has to go to work, or Tino will drag him there by his soul chain himself. I can’t tell Charlie this, because she doesn’t know and if I don’t explain why she’ll think I don’t believe in her cause. You feel frozen, as if someone tied you to the chair you’re sitting on, like you are in that terrible porn script but instead of getting fucked by some limp dicked porn actor you’re forced to watch your friends fight. You watch as Charlie grabs him by his middle hands and tries to lead him back to the lounge. “We haven't finished our exercises for the day.”

“I'm sure you'll manage without me.” Angel replies with a dramatic air and a grand gesture as he makes a second attempt. He gets as far as slightly pulling it ajar before Charlie sprints back again and closes it with her back, facing him, trying to block the exit so he can’t leave.

She pleads, “There isn't much time left for the hotel to prove itself.”

Angel places his upper hands on his hips and his middle hands on his thighs, then facepalms with his right upper hand. He places his left upper hand on her shoulder while he removes his glasses with his right, then he leans down to look into her eyes. His middle hands go to his hips as he does so. “Dollface, it's my job. I know yah wanna to fix everything but unless you can fix my boss, there's nothing yah can do.” Angel says as he moves her out of the way with his right middle hand. He opens the door with his left upper arm, puts his shades on with his right, and shuts the door behind him as he leaves.

Charlie collapses onto the floor and leans back against the door, kicking her legs and pouting. It reminds you of your youngest sister’s tantrums as a child, when she didn’t get what she wanted from the store. Naina always gave in when she did. “Uuugh, why is this so hard? What am I doing wrong?”

Vaggie gets up and walks over to her, hand on her hip. “Well, I mean... You're the princess of Hell.”

“So?” Charlie replies, not understanding what Vaggie’s point is.

“So,” She says as she leans down to talk to her, “you don't really use the power that comes with that, which I love about you, but maybe you can... I don't know, command a little more... Authority?”

“But that's so mean.” Charlie whines, and you wince.

“It's not mean, exactly. It's... uh, aggressive kindness.” Vaggie says as she places a fist into her palm. You’re not buying this. What exactly is Vaggie’s plan here? You wonder to yourself. Surely she’s not just going to let Charlie go to the studio by herself. She may be the princess, but that doesn’t mean she’s invulnerable. Tino is a nightmare. He’s a threat to anyone and everyone, even if he is just a fucking moth and she’s half-fallen archangel half-first woman in creation. You feel that if Vaggie is going to let her go alone, that despite not wanting to get involved, you’re compelled to go along with her to prevent him from putting his disgusting tongue where it doesn’t belong.

“Okay…” Charlie says as she stands, fueled by her girlfriend’s pep talk and starts pacing about the room, “I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss... That I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!”

“Sure, whatever gets you there, babe.” Vaggie replies, and you stand up. You’ve had enough.

“I’m coming with you, Charlie.” You tell her simply, easily. “If you’re thinking you’re going alone, you’ve got another thing coming. Valentino, or as I refer to him every other time other than now, Tino, is a dangerous man. You may be the princess, but he is a man who doesn’t care about boundaries or political lines. I know his games and I refuse to play them. I want to warn you though, there’s more to this than you understand, and some of it I don’t think Angel would want me to discuss without him telling me it’s alright.”

“You want to come with me but you don’t even think I’ll be able to bring Angel back?” She raises an eyebrow at you, confused.

You try to elaborate. “Things with Angel and Tino are a bit more complicated than they appear at first glance. Again, it’s not my place to say, but I worry that if you go there, alone or accompanied, it might only make matters worse. Tino isn’t exactly an easygoing overlord. I should know.”

Vaggie raises an eyebrow, her hands on her hips. “And how would you know exactly?”

“A few reasons, actually. One, I’ve met the Vees, not just Vox. I’ve known the three of them for years. They are forces to be reckoned with, and are especially brutal in the way they work together. Tino and I are barely amicable. He treats his employees like shit and then expects them to work better and harder than ever before. He’s been desperate to get his disgusting hands and tongue on me for years, but I’d never stoop so low. Additionally,” You turn to face the whole room, “Since I basically showed my powers all over Vee territory two nights ago, I will no longer be keeping them from anyone. I can use any eye iconography that I’ve seen and know where it is to look through at any point in time later. I can also use them for travel.”

“So that is how you knew Keekee was on the second floor so easily, and how you knew Niffty was up in your room even though we were on the second floor!” Sir Pentious exclaims, and you nod.

“Yes, exactly.”

“Wait, you knew about Theia’s powers?” Husk raises an eyebrow at Sir Pentious.

“What?” Sir Pentious looks defensive, “Theia does weird shit all the time, and no one ever bothered to tell me she didn’t tell anyone what her powers are! How was I supposed to know it was a secret?”

You laugh. “I thought I told everyone that. It used to be a little bet between Vox and myself, actually, that if he ever figured out what my powers are that I’d consider joining the Vees. Of course, even if he had I wouldn’t have actually done it. Being a free entity has been far more beneficial. I’m surprised that Vox hasn’t decided to broadcast my little stunt from two night ago for all of Hell to see—”

Just then the TV kicks onto the 666 News without anyone touching the remote. “It’s another shitty morning in Hell. This is 666 News. I’m Katie Killjoy.”

“And I’m Tom Trench.”

At the intro sequence, everyone but you crowds in to see the TV.

“Here’s today’s surprise news update! Our top story is about the mysterious young woman who calls herself ‘Theia, The Demon of a Thousand Eyes’! The footage you’re seeing now was taken two nights ago. She was seen tearing into a sinner with such brutal force that onlookers were stunned and frozen with intrigue! Her companion, none other than The Radio Demon, Alastor himself, was there to egg on the destruction she caused. Will there be more attacks in cold blood? Is anyone safe? The answer: of course fuckin’ not! This is Hell.”

“She’s fuckin’ hot though. All those tentacles and eyes—” Tom Trench pipes up.

Katie cuts him off. “You fuckin’ would, Tom.” She pours her scalding coffee in his lap, a classic of hers. “No one cares what you think.” She gives a bright, too-wide smile to the camera. “Stay tuned in to 666 News for updates on this murder spree as it unfolds!”

The 666 News logo flashes on the screen. Niffty jumps up to turn the TV off then climbs you to sit on your shoulder as you mutter, “It was one kill; I’d hardly call it a murder spree.”

She grabs your face to stare with her eye into your largest one. “How was Stab Stab Murder time? Was it just as amazing as it sounds?”

You grin wickedly, maniacally at her, “One of the greatest times I’ve had in years, Niff.”

She looks pleased, boops you on the nose. “Such a bad girl. So proud of you.”

You laugh but hug her. Charlie looks crestfallen. “You killed someone two nights ago, Theia? I thought you were better than that.”

You sigh. “Listen, Charlie. I told you that redemption isn’t possible for me, and I meant it. While you may be upset by this, I, just like Al, am a killer. I killed while I was topside and I kill while I’m down here. Of course, I’ll never be as prolific as Al himself, nor do I plan on trying. I kill when there’s someone who was wronged and it’s the best option to seek justice. Al was going to kill him anyway, and I’d made him a promise to use my new knife to tear someone apart. I don’t back down from my promises, after all.”

“But you enjoyed it.” She protests with tears in her eyes.

“Yes, I did.” Everyone looks at you, shocked, except for Niffty, who is beaming like a proud mother. “What?” You shrug the shoulder that Niffty isn’t perched on, “Did you think I was going to deny that? I’d never lie to Charlie, even if it would make her feel better.” You turn to her to face her directly. “Look, Charlie, you deserve the truth. It’s the most I can give you. I can’t share my secrets with you, but I will never lie to you.” You turn to the rest of the room, “That is a promise, a vow, that I make in front of everyone in this room tonight. I never have, nor will I ever, lie to Princess Charlotte Morningstar, not even to spare her feelings. I may omit part of the full truth, but I will never lie.” You turn back to her. “So, while I am not someone worthy to be redeemed, never have been, and never will, I still believe in your cause, in your message, in your purpose. I will fight for it, and I would and will defend you and yours with my life. As such, I will go with you to Tino’s studio to see what we can do about Angel. I can’t promise it will be successful, but I promise I will try my best, and I will do everything within my power to make it work.”

“You can’t kill Valentino.” Charlie says, more tears in her eyes.

“Oh c’mon, Charlie. Tino deserves to die for what he’s done. No, worse. He deserves to suffer for days and then die.” You huff and cross your arms at her.

“You can’t kill Valentino today.” She amends, and you sigh.

“Fine, I promise I won’t kill Valentino in his studio today. Now are you ready to go, or are we going to wait until Angel is three cocks deep before we arrive?” You raise an eyebrow.

Vaggie glares at you. “Don’t say such nasty mierda to Charlie, Theia! She’s more sensitive than you!”

You raise an eyebrow. “You coddle her. She’s two hundred years old and the Princess of Hell itself. Besides, she’s going to see far worse in Tino’s studio. She might as well hear a little of it before we arrive on set.” You shrug. “So, I’ll manifest in the studio and then we’ll cause a little mayhem.”

“No,” Charlie shakes her head. “We’ll materialize just outside of Vee Tower. It’d be rude to just show up.”

“It’s rude to arrive unannounced, too, but this is where you draw the line?” You sigh, put out. “Fine. We’ll materialize just outside of Vee Tower. Whatever you wish, Princess. I am your humble servant.”

She chuckles. “Happy to have you to assist me, Lady Theia.”

You brighten at the title she gives you. “I’ve always wanted to be a Duchess of Hell. It sounds like fun.” And a lot less awful than the future I have ahead of me, you think to yourself. You hold out your arm for her to take as Niffty scrambles down from your side and goes to sit on the table again. “Ready to go, Princess?”

“Ready, Theia. Lead the way!” Charlie calls out, and you focus on the eyes in the lobby and then the eyes in the middle of the entertainment district, just outside of Vee Tower, then manifest where you pinpointed.

A/N: I hope this chapter diverts enough from canon to be interesting.

Chapter 26 will be the confrontation at the studio.

First || Chapter 24 || Chapter 26

[ckret2]

If someone managed to permanently off Sir Pentious during a fight, how would CDIH!Alastor react once he found out? Is Sir Pentious being erased in a fight against someone stronger something he's worried about?

So his first course of action, naturally, is murdering the shit out of whoever got Sir Pent. No joking around, no pretense of making it a performance, not even an explanation for why he's decided to do this. Just carnage. Rips them to shreds, finds whatever angel weapon they used on Sir Pentious, and uses it to dice up the shreds.

After that, his reaction depends on his current mental state and support system, but it's gonna be some mix of extreme grief and relief. The grief for obvious reasons—somebody he loves dearly has been erased—and the relief because this means he's finally free. He no longer has to wonder about what-ifs; he doesn't have to see an airship flying over the city or a face in the paper and be reminded; he doesn't have to torture himself thinking about whether he might still have a chance to change things... because no, he doesn't have a chance, it's over and done.

Alastor had always subjectively felt like he's doing best when he's as far from reminders of Sir Pentious as possible. "Out of sight, out of mind." He figures that now he can fully get over Sir Pent.

However "ignore it" is a terrible way to deal with grief, so odds are good he'd get super depressed for a while. Suicidal ideation/attempts are a possibility. Mainly because I imagine that underneath the surface he's already got REALLY awful mental health (from being cut off from his family since his death and from the extreme social isolation he's been subjected to in Hell) so this would be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

Whether Alastor succeeds partially depends on timing. Like, if he hits rock bottom the same week the angels are swooping in? He's gonna succeed. But if he doesn't, that'd be the point where what friends he does have realize how much distress he's been hiding, stage an intervention, and help him start processing that grief healthily. Eventually he'll be fine, there's just a lot of tears and yelling first.

And to your other question: yes, Alastor is CONSTANTLY worried about Sir Pent getting erased in a fight. Not least because lately Sir Pent has been so desperate to regain his former power that he's started picking fights with people too strong for him.

During angel attacks, instead of getting in a bunker as secure as he can find, Alastor instead tends to hole up somewhere with a window and peek through the blinds to make sure the damn fool isn't flying around testing a new weapon on the angels. "Did Sir Pentious survive" is usually the first thing he checks for once the all clear's been given, along with checking on his other friends. (That may be why he just happened to be watching 666 News when Charlie announced the hotel, considering the story they'd just aired.)

One of the only things keeping him from going on a rampage destroying as many of Sir Pent's current enemies as he can is the knowledge that Sir Pent would be pissed as hell. ("How DARE you show me up by taking out my foes like they're nothing!! Are you trying to make me look bad?! Are you really that petty?! We haven't even spoken in over fifty years and you're still trying to make a fool of me?! The audacity! The NERVE—") That, plus the fact that Alastor is pretty sure the only reason the overlords stronger than him haven't made a concerted effort to bring him down is because they think his arrival-in-hell rampage was a one-time-only incident. Alastor's survival is dependent upon overlords like Vox considering him too much trouble to take out. If they think Alastor's a threat again... suddenly, he's worth the trouble.

So Sir Pent's on his own. But that doesn't stop Alastor from fretting.