#I think cheese is fucking me over
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cherrysnax Ā· 2 years ago
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foods that I loved are now making me nauseous at just the thought of them
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heartorbit Ā· 7 months ago
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i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .
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bachirasbodyguard Ā· 2 years ago
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blue lock as gordon ramsay moments (shoutout to one of the most legendary haters of all timešŸ™)
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bitchkay Ā· 2 months ago
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Craving onigiri in the middle of the night
I need osamu to be my boyfriend so he can make me onigiri when ever I want
#i was at a Christmas market the other day and there was a guy that was selling onigiri at his booth and like he'd make it in front of you#it seemed popular cus i saw quite a few people with it#he was also selling mochi#me and my friend were also selling at a booth so obviously we couldn't just walk away cus you know people like to steal#so near the end we went over and bought some it was like 2 for 15 dollars and there was 3 options to pick from#i think there was 3 different flavors of mochi too#anyways we got two onigiris and strawberry mochi to share#the one we got was like soaked in miso with melted cheese wraped in seaweed#fuck it was like the best thing i ever tasted#AND IM A PICKY EATER#that shit was gasšŸ”„šŸ”„#the mochi was ok honestly but i think only cus we weren't really craving it like we just wanted to try it#and it was good it came with a strawberry on top for āœØpresentationāœØ#i think if i was craving something sweet it would hit#but the onigiri was go good yall we went back for morešŸ’€#nah cus that was our lunch#i wish we got to try some of the other ones too#i wish that guy nothing but success for his business#anyways now im craving it but its 1am rn#and i cant order some cus its late#if osamu was my boyfriend he'd make me what ever i was cravingšŸ„ŗ#this is me associating onigiri with osamu and wishing he was my boyfriend at the same time#this is me wishing osamu miya was my boyfriend.#osamu miya#miya osamu#miya osamu x reader#osamu miya x reader#haikyuu#kay just saying shit
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anti-gravity-insanity Ā· 19 hours ago
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Baby girl, I am deficient in vitamins you havenā€™t even heard of
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home from work
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#if I speakā€¦#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitchā€™s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#theyā€™re putting 3 to 4 pplā€™s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then theyā€™re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they donā€™t think heā€™s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasnā€™t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HEā€™S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us donā€™t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and itā€™ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and Iā€™m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#weā€™re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and thereā€™s only 5 left#itā€™s been less than 2 HOURS and youā€™re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if youā€™re losing money bc now youā€™re short on everything and customers are leaving bc theyā€™re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there theyā€™re out of parfaits theyā€™re out of fruit cups theyā€™re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and itā€™s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didnā€™t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like theyā€™re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didnā€™t have anyone make any this morning so now thereā€™s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#theyā€™re a fucking disaster like šŸ˜­#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now itā€™s literally just a mess#this bitch hasnā€™t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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sodacowboy Ā· 2 months ago
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every now and then I have a dream that makes me stop and think wait am I attracted to women?? and itā€™s like?? idk man
#it was a series of weird dreams#first I was with my family just likeā€¦. traveling#and then my dad and brother disappeared#and my mom and I went to a ā€˜dollar storeā€™ that looked more like a shabby samā€™s club or hunting store or something#and got ripped off on a bag of cheese#and then Iā€™m at some university or school and itā€™s#itā€™s like the plot of a bad tik tok romance novel#itā€™s got vampires and werewolves and fucked up things happening#and then Iā€™m in a big confusing but fun house#and Iā€™m trying to turn off the light to not disturb sabrina carpenter#(who was also the author of the book I was in?? and weā€™re still in kinda the book???)#and sheā€™s like donā€™t worry I got it and then we fall asleep together#and then sometime later she sitting in my lap and weā€™re like still trying to sleep I think#but I put my hand on her waist (bare waist) (for some reason)#and then I pretend to fall asleep for real that my hand goes limp and therefore touches her more#and I remember my heartbeat getting fast in the dream#and itā€™s like????#am I attracted to women or am I genuinely that fucking touched starved#because that wasnā€™t even anything????#that was just like sharing a space and having skin contact#anyway#my brain thankfully skipped over the fucked up parts of the dream this time#instead it was skipped over and narrated/summarized to me by sabrina#so overall Iā€™d say it was a good/interesting/fun dreaming experience#oh also the werewolves all wore green and the vampires wore red and black#and they were having like?? choreographed dance battles in the hallways??#but before that it was like more serious.#there was a vampire queen we woke up (bc at the time we were also vampires)#(idk who ā€˜weā€™ was??? it was some guy that got turned into sabrina I think)#and we woke up the vampire queen bc I was a newly turned vampire??
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jrueships Ā· 1 year ago
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the way they started griddying toward him like a bunch of zombies activating their zombie shuffle when they spot you in a post apocalyptic survival game
the way the cast it wrapped makes it accentuate ja's snatched waist šŸ˜­ tatum, please, pls tatum, I need you. You guys can make out while grabbing each others hips (ja has to have his locs down tho)
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my little gumdrop !!!!!!!
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ofc jaren steals multiple pairs, gayass
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a 5 year old showing me his lollipop that is completely covered in 200% hair & dust ( he wants me to try it )
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myownprivatcidaho Ā· 1 year ago
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alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.
#this is me off a bottle of mikes hard lemonade (5%) and a few sips of barefoot moscato (9%)#'more of a lightweight than i look but more of one thab i like to think i am' is .... VERY generous lmfaoooo#anyways. in the past i wouldnt drink except socially & to get drunk but i couldnt stand the taste so id just shoot everything#but some family members are more Alcohol Connoisseurs and sth clicked christmas and im like Damn ......#also walmart has this cheese filled garlic breadsticks. Cole's breadsticks. AMAZING with wine amazing stuff#anyways all that to say i get drunk like thrre nights in a row and may be sorta scaring myself telling myself im on the#Alcoholic Slippery Slope but also .... alcoholism = slippery slope#i dont get drunk schoolnights tho/nights i gotta be up early in the morning and i have a l8 start tmrw so i can afford to have#a little few sippies which go a long way#but yea. ig if this continues too much & interferes with school or work itll be a problem but im sorta just psyching myself out rn#i can have a good evening without alcohol but being a young adult living alone paying most of ur own bills and then getting drunk 3 nights#in a row bc u CAN is ..... scary ghe first time u do it ig#hm i shld tag this#alcoholism //#addiction //#also those breadsticks + wine + PHILOMENA CUNK. great evening to unwind. i DO recommend to all.#also i gotta keep searching cuz i lost a very beautiful & expensive ring today its gold & sapphire i got it 4 mysel#but im letting the boy from work who j love who i got him a job bc i love him think its an engagement ring bc im OVER HIM#but yea i lost it todah & am kicking myself because its VERY beautiful >:-((((#fuck da police but im gna see campus pd tomorrow. ive filed claims w a bunch of offices on campus so PD is the last stop + they may be able#to pull up footage bc its likely someone stole it. :///#n e wayz#back 2 cunk on britain
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cascaria Ā· 2 years ago
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writing is so fun !! why does it suck ass n balls
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azatas Ā· 1 year ago
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hmm maybe eris should dip into bard after alfira helps her rediscover her love of music would that be fucked up or what
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themathomhouse Ā· 1 year ago
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Not putting spices in food also came from classism.
When spices were originally imported, the rich loaded their food with them because they were extremely expensive and the point of this was to show off what you could afford. What then happens, though, is spices reduce and reduce in price until even poor people can buy them. How are you meant to show off if the spices are cheap?
Well, now you argue that it's actually about the quality of the produce you're using - over-seasoning is just to mask that it doesn't taste that good! When it's REALLY good, it tastes amazing on its own.
Everything is always about differentiating oneself from the povs. That's why there are Byzantine food rituals like which glass is your water glass and which fork is for fish, it's why rich people now buy food with gold leaf on it, it's why they eat at restaurants with 15 courses and leave still hungry. The point was never to eat something nice and satisfying or because the spoon you use would change the flavour of the soup, the point was keeping lower-class people out. The point of doing it was because other people can't.
i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food. everyone has weird and bad or just odd food. brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices, and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today. its different
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confinesofmy Ā· 4 months ago
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i ate two hot dogs yesterday and i think that's why i'm dying rn. i love how everytime i spend a whole day with my cousins i'm either not eating while everyone else is, choking down something that tastes really weird to me bc of the parosmia, or straight up eating allergens.
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cryolyst Ā· 5 months ago
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nobodybetterlookatme Ā· 7 months ago
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Begging whoever is making my life a whump fic to stop actually
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winchesticles67 Ā· 10 months ago
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@namenotimportant2
this is the episode i can recite. clearly, you can see why i like this one so much.
bad blood is one hell of an episode. it literally opens with mulder straight-up murdering a regular teenager via stake-through-the-heart and he and scully are like pretty sure the FBI is going to be sued and they're going to be doing some serious jail time. except both of them remember the story differently. scully's story is predictably logical and straight-forward. the killer was drugging his victims before bleeding them out, mimicking a vampire attack by wearing fake fangs (which are proven to be fake. this is crucial. this kid was wearing plastic fangs when mulder stabbed him. in the chest. with a wooden stake.) what is also crucial is that mulder was a victim of this murderer's attack and so he was tripping hard when scully intercepts the killer. mulder - whilst tripping balls - is convinced that the killer has glowing eyes and flew across the room before running out the door. and so - whilst tripping balls - he gives chase and ends up stabbing the kid through the heart with a wooden stake.
and of course this is the x files and so while scully and mulder are arguing over who gave who the hardest time in their percieved series of events, it turns out that mulder was right. the kid was a vampire and the stake didn't actually kill him. the fangs were fake because he was copying the sorts of vampires that you see in books and on tv. he was a real vampire.
and it's not just the kid. there are bunches of vampires, including the sheriff. the whole town are just. vampires. the lot of 'em. and the second they're found out, they just up and leave without a trace.
sometimes the extent to which mulder turns out to be right in this show is borderline ludicrous, it's amazing, I love it. but what was even better was that the biggest point of contention between scully and mulder's stories wasn't even the vampire thing, it was whether or not the sheriff was actually hot.
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