#I think cheese is fucking me over
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foods that I loved are now making me nauseous at just the thought of them
#Iām prolly gonna make a smoothie#I had a rlly good half of a sandwich for dinner tonight but something about it makes me wanna :/#it was rlly good#itās not just that tho#I think cheese is fucking me over#:(#Iāve been passively wanting to try vegan idk but fellas I think thatās closer than we realize#or maybe I just have food poisoning
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i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#nenekasa#<- i like them.#sorry i like mygo + avemuji but cant make fanart of anything im not Fucking Crazy about normally#had to touch it up digitally because i tried coloring a Pen Drawing in with Watercolor. in earnest.#Everything think the announcements gonna be a new unit. I think that would be hilarious and the worst possible timing#Given where everyone else's arcs are but the miku design looked cute so if its jsut a new game that would cheese me#My tag blabbering... what else ... im artfight slacking. my wrist hurts. course selection is next week. SCREAMS#please pray to God i do not have any 8am classes. PLEASE. my college commute takes over an hour. If i have to wake up at 6am i will k#Oh my God i have to go to the dentist tomorrow too please fucking helpme THEYRE GONAN FIDN AMILLION CAVITIES AND KILL ME. AAAAAHG.#Every time theres another proseka broadcast announced i get scared cause i have so many song covers i want in the game but.#I want to draw them first. So that if they Do get added to the game i cna go HEH... >:)....#Thats whyi did skeleton orchestra emnn and scissorhands rks. I want scissorhands in the game reallybad i love that song#3DMV EVEN PLEEEASE but also nothing can too miumes choreography from like a decade ago i wanna do a cosplay performanc eof it someday...#i ā¤ļø waacking.#actually the one i Really want to draw is ALSO nenekasa. record red save me. ILL DRAW IT OK
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blue lock as gordon ramsay moments (shoutout to one of the most legendary haters of all timeš)
#it's the way these all might as well be canon for me#if someone showed me these lines and was like ' these from the new bl chapter' id be like. okay#the fact that isagi in like half of these proves how great of a character he is xoxo i love you. please only get meaner and worse#if isagi beckoned kaiser over and whispered ' fuck off ' in his ear kaiser would probably come in his shorts right then and there#anyway do you guys think i sometimes say weird stuff? am i like offputting? i cant tell. ily all#oh anyway btw I got a super cool blue lock sweater yesterday and im wearing it rn anyone wanna see#also i was making caprese for breakfast and i accidentally dumped the whole container of salt on the mozzarella so i had to#rinse wet pathetic slices of mozzarella cheese under the tap in the sink. it was so sad. anyway how was your day#thanks to my s/o for the m3m3 idea#blue lock#mine#isagi yoichi#itoshi rin#itoshi sae#alexis ness#barou shouei#oliver aiku#noel noa#gagamaru gin#ego jinpachi
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Craving onigiri in the middle of the night
I need osamu to be my boyfriend so he can make me onigiri when ever I want
#i was at a Christmas market the other day and there was a guy that was selling onigiri at his booth and like he'd make it in front of you#it seemed popular cus i saw quite a few people with it#he was also selling mochi#me and my friend were also selling at a booth so obviously we couldn't just walk away cus you know people like to steal#so near the end we went over and bought some it was like 2 for 15 dollars and there was 3 options to pick from#i think there was 3 different flavors of mochi too#anyways we got two onigiris and strawberry mochi to share#the one we got was like soaked in miso with melted cheese wraped in seaweed#fuck it was like the best thing i ever tasted#AND IM A PICKY EATER#that shit was gasš„š„#the mochi was ok honestly but i think only cus we weren't really craving it like we just wanted to try it#and it was good it came with a strawberry on top for āØpresentationāØ#i think if i was craving something sweet it would hit#but the onigiri was go good yall we went back for moreš#nah cus that was our lunch#i wish we got to try some of the other ones too#i wish that guy nothing but success for his business#anyways now im craving it but its 1am rn#and i cant order some cus its late#if osamu was my boyfriend he'd make me what ever i was cravingš„ŗ#this is me associating onigiri with osamu and wishing he was my boyfriend at the same time#this is me wishing osamu miya was my boyfriend.#osamu miya#miya osamu#miya osamu x reader#osamu miya x reader#haikyuu#kay just saying shit
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Baby girl, I am deficient in vitamins you havenāt even heard of
#arfid#looking back realized I havenāt gone grocery shopping in like over a month and was thinking wait what was I eating and the answer is mainly#mostly crackers and nibbling takeout#whichā¦can not be healthy#by god I wish I could physically eat a salad Iām fucking what I wouldnāt give for like a nice arugula beet goat cheese thing rn with candied#walnuts and maybe some nice vinaigrette and cucumbers mmmmm salad I miss you salad#proof that I am probably very vitamin deficient: willing to debase myself so badly if god would give me 7 minutes alone wit a head of#lettuce and a bottle of ranch
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home from work
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#if I speakā¦#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitchās leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#theyāre putting 3 to 4 pplās workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then theyāre over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they donāt think heās doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasnāt even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HEāS on the brink of snapping then the rest of us donāt stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and itāll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and Iām the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#weāre supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and thereās only 5 left#itās been less than 2 HOURS and youāre already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if youāre losing money bc now youāre short on everything and customers are leaving bc theyāre having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there theyāre out of parfaits theyāre out of fruit cups theyāre out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and itās all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didnāt pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like theyāre supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didnāt have anyone make any this morning so now thereās no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#theyāre a fucking disaster like š#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now itās literally just a mess#this bitch hasnāt even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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every now and then I have a dream that makes me stop and think wait am I attracted to women?? and itās like?? idk man
#it was a series of weird dreams#first I was with my family just likeā¦. traveling#and then my dad and brother disappeared#and my mom and I went to a ādollar storeā that looked more like a shabby samās club or hunting store or something#and got ripped off on a bag of cheese#and then Iām at some university or school and itās#itās like the plot of a bad tik tok romance novel#itās got vampires and werewolves and fucked up things happening#and then Iām in a big confusing but fun house#and Iām trying to turn off the light to not disturb sabrina carpenter#(who was also the author of the book I was in?? and weāre still in kinda the book???)#and sheās like donāt worry I got it and then we fall asleep together#and then sometime later she sitting in my lap and weāre like still trying to sleep I think#but I put my hand on her waist (bare waist) (for some reason)#and then I pretend to fall asleep for real that my hand goes limp and therefore touches her more#and I remember my heartbeat getting fast in the dream#and itās like????#am I attracted to women or am I genuinely that fucking touched starved#because that wasnāt even anything????#that was just like sharing a space and having skin contact#anyway#my brain thankfully skipped over the fucked up parts of the dream this time#instead it was skipped over and narrated/summarized to me by sabrina#so overall Iād say it was a good/interesting/fun dreaming experience#oh also the werewolves all wore green and the vampires wore red and black#and they were having like?? choreographed dance battles in the hallways??#but before that it was like more serious.#there was a vampire queen we woke up (bc at the time we were also vampires)#(idk who āweā was??? it was some guy that got turned into sabrina I think)#and we woke up the vampire queen bc I was a newly turned vampire??
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the way they started griddying toward him like a bunch of zombies activating their zombie shuffle when they spot you in a post apocalyptic survival game
the way the cast it wrapped makes it accentuate ja's snatched waist š tatum, please, pls tatum, I need you. You guys can make out while grabbing each others hips (ja has to have his locs down tho)
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my little gumdrop !!!!!!!
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ofc jaren steals multiple pairs, gayass
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a 5 year old showing me his lollipop that is completely covered in 200% hair & dust ( he wants me to try it )
#year of the dragon shoes is a fire concept tho this shoe is beautiful#im glad they didnt fuck it up and make it look like christmas#i was too poor to even be a poor sneakerhead as a kid so i always feel this weird ick buying extravagant things so i just never do#i have to get peerpressured by my friends all the time#but then im so used to not buying good things for myself that i just never end up using the good things#either bcs i dont want to get them dirty/broken or i dont think it's a good enough opportunity to show out#so they just collect dust then i feel bad abt it collecting dust but i cant use it or ill feel bad abt using it#im a guy who has like three different pairs of shoes max#but im not cheap on others. i love spending well on ppl who arent me#it's just im so used to giving/spending my money on others that the idea of myself in the equation is too gross by now#the white blue and gold is so pretty#blue laces or maybe like a dragon design on them would be coldd#does his necklace so tm??#i mean his real name is temetrius so ig???#jaren scuttling away with his loot like a happy mouse swiping a slice of cheese#jaren#ja#gg#ja having to let them know theyre one of his top pairs so theyll truly understand the merit of the gift like they didnt already#these are HOOPERS ja. anything shoe.. they slobber over. dont worry abt appreciation. look at their faces. they love it
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alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.
#this is me off a bottle of mikes hard lemonade (5%) and a few sips of barefoot moscato (9%)#'more of a lightweight than i look but more of one thab i like to think i am' is .... VERY generous lmfaoooo#anyways. in the past i wouldnt drink except socially & to get drunk but i couldnt stand the taste so id just shoot everything#but some family members are more Alcohol Connoisseurs and sth clicked christmas and im like Damn ......#also walmart has this cheese filled garlic breadsticks. Cole's breadsticks. AMAZING with wine amazing stuff#anyways all that to say i get drunk like thrre nights in a row and may be sorta scaring myself telling myself im on the#Alcoholic Slippery Slope but also .... alcoholism = slippery slope#i dont get drunk schoolnights tho/nights i gotta be up early in the morning and i have a l8 start tmrw so i can afford to have#a little few sippies which go a long way#but yea. ig if this continues too much & interferes with school or work itll be a problem but im sorta just psyching myself out rn#i can have a good evening without alcohol but being a young adult living alone paying most of ur own bills and then getting drunk 3 nights#in a row bc u CAN is ..... scary ghe first time u do it ig#hm i shld tag this#alcoholism //#addiction //#also those breadsticks + wine + PHILOMENA CUNK. great evening to unwind. i DO recommend to all.#also i gotta keep searching cuz i lost a very beautiful & expensive ring today its gold & sapphire i got it 4 mysel#but im letting the boy from work who j love who i got him a job bc i love him think its an engagement ring bc im OVER HIM#but yea i lost it todah & am kicking myself because its VERY beautiful >:-((((#fuck da police but im gna see campus pd tomorrow. ive filed claims w a bunch of offices on campus so PD is the last stop + they may be able#to pull up footage bc its likely someone stole it. :///#n e wayz#back 2 cunk on britain
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writing is so fun !! why does it suck ass n balls
#aria void#fr I feel like im smashing my head against a cheese grater most of the time#sometimes something comes through but its not pretty#if it was just like a fear of writing something bad that would be something I could learn to get over#but i don't know what's holding me back#i occasionally have spurts where I can write a bunch but they never last long#which is how I end up with 5 billion unfinished story ideas I have no clue what to do with#i try just forcing myself to write anyway but my mind just goes blank#I can half visualize where to take things but its like there's a paper jam in the path to convert that into words#idk whats causing it idk how to uncause it and its the lack of knowing what the problem is that's so fucking frustrating#i have so many fucking stories in me but the one path to shove them out is an inch wide and always clogged#insert funny shit constipation joke heha#granted i think part of its just my various undiagnosed disorders kicking in and making it impossible to concentrate#literally I was trying to write a short story just now and sorta kinda starting to get somewhere#but i got distracted by ranting about how hard writing is and now my groove is unrecoverably thrown off#fuck my stupid baka brain
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hmm maybe eris should dip into bard after alfira helps her rediscover her love of music would that be fucked up or what
#dee plays bg3#bg3 spoilers#ik alfira isn't like... a Bard (as in it's not her class) but with eris being a sorcerer maybe it inspires her to combine music & magic#i don't remember if storm sorcerer gets anything super important at level 12?#just another sorcery point and the ASI/feat which i think i can live without#i don't think it would fuck me over anyway#i might cheese it a lil tho and fully respec to get bard proficiencies jsdkjfs#and then i could pick up war caster or resilient for con proficiency later if i need it#oh yeah its all coming together#story-wise i think it also makes sense for bhaal to be like 'what's my idiot daughter doing now? oh? relearning her own humanity?#the bard needs to Die ig.'#i was thinking of having her go paladin after rejecting bhaal but it happens so late#i don't think i could take enough levels to make it worth it
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Not putting spices in food also came from classism.
When spices were originally imported, the rich loaded their food with them because they were extremely expensive and the point of this was to show off what you could afford. What then happens, though, is spices reduce and reduce in price until even poor people can buy them. How are you meant to show off if the spices are cheap?
Well, now you argue that it's actually about the quality of the produce you're using - over-seasoning is just to mask that it doesn't taste that good! When it's REALLY good, it tastes amazing on its own.
Everything is always about differentiating oneself from the povs. That's why there are Byzantine food rituals like which glass is your water glass and which fork is for fish, it's why rich people now buy food with gold leaf on it, it's why they eat at restaurants with 15 courses and leave still hungry. The point was never to eat something nice and satisfying or because the spoon you use would change the flavour of the soup, the point was keeping lower-class people out. The point of doing it was because other people can't.
i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food. everyone has weird and bad or just odd food. brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices, and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today. its different
#food cw#for fucking real it's so telling what gets mocked#you do not have to eat or like it#but people the world over like to eat things that taste nice!!!#and absolutely it's anti-immigrant#you can be Jewish and British#case in point: me#i also think cultural melding is legitimately lovely#also on the differentiation#my boyfriend was once at a fancy dinner party and got mocked for cutting the cheese incorrectly#this woman literally said#you don't cut the noses off the cheese you fucking pov#so yeah it's always about spotting a poor person#apparently coasters are also a tell that you're not upper class
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i ate two hot dogs yesterday and i think that's why i'm dying rn. i love how everytime i spend a whole day with my cousins i'm either not eating while everyone else is, choking down something that tastes really weird to me bc of the parosmia, or straight up eating allergens.
#i get that my diet is weird now. trust me i know.#but ultimately. you can just give me a baked potato with cheese. you can give me a steamer bag of plain vegetables and a salt shaker.#plain rice! my kingdom for a bowl of plain rice!#i'm so sick of being excluded and when i sacrifice my comfort to not be the freak who's eating all the broccoli i paaay for itttt#i haven't been planning to but i'm simply not going to the holidays this year there is no fucking way#that sounds so miserable and it will be worse than i'm picturing i'm sure#like it's been well over a year now that i've been experiencing this and dealing with it and my cousin who's always pissing me off#STILL argues with me about my parosmia because she thinks i'm making it up#the other day i asked her to double bag her fast food before it spent time in a car with me bc it smelled#and she said well there's no onions in it#and i said well i guess it's the burger itself like who knows what kind of flavourings they put in it. could be onion powder.#and she said i guarantee you nobody's putting onion powder on these burgers they don't season them while they're cooking#and i said no like before. like when the burgers are being made into patties#and she said i guess š#two hours later she was bumming a $20 off me#but that's another subject š#adam yaps
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#i'm actually so pissed off rn i can't sleep#i invited my parents over to have dinner since my roommate isn't home#and after dinner my mom started doing my dishes while i was in the washroom#and i get that it was supposed to be nice and that she wanted to do them#but i had literally planned my entire evening tomorrow for listening to an album while doing dishes#and half of the dishes were my roommate's!! and she wasn't doing them the way i liked#and now i can't stop thinking about how my evening plans have been completely thrown off#like i was getting so uncomfortable when i came out of the bathroom and tried to grab the sponge out of her hand#and she just laughed and said i don't have to pretend to have a sense of filial piety or whatever#like no actually you were making me feel like someone broke into my house and moved my shit around. it's not about you at all#this in combo w the coworker situation is making me feel so fucking shitty#i know most of this is just the fact that it's 4am and the undigested mac and cheese still in my stomach#but the fact is i cannot fucking sleep. this sucks. this sucks!!!
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Begging whoever is making my life a whump fic to stop actually
#not snz#so ffucking much happened today#my body hurts so much#and I'm so tired#and I'm starving#but the literal only place i wanted to eat at today was fucking closed by the time i got there#so i cried actual real tears about ir for a good ten minutes in my car#like full on sobbing bc i wanted that one specific thing so fucking bad like I've been think about it nonstop all week#but we responded to a fire so yeah if course we left the station late#so now I'm just not gonna eat until tomorrow i guess bc genuinely nothing else is appetizing#literally haven't eaten since noon I'm just sitting here crying over the mac and cheese I'm not getting#like it's not even that deep vut i cried so fucking hard#anyway#my body is killing me everything fucking hurts#and i have a headache from all the smoke#i wanna curl up in a ball and die
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@namenotimportant2
this is the episode i can recite. clearly, you can see why i like this one so much.
bad blood is one hell of an episode. it literally opens with mulder straight-up murdering a regular teenager via stake-through-the-heart and he and scully are like pretty sure the FBI is going to be sued and they're going to be doing some serious jail time. except both of them remember the story differently. scully's story is predictably logical and straight-forward. the killer was drugging his victims before bleeding them out, mimicking a vampire attack by wearing fake fangs (which are proven to be fake. this is crucial. this kid was wearing plastic fangs when mulder stabbed him. in the chest. with a wooden stake.) what is also crucial is that mulder was a victim of this murderer's attack and so he was tripping hard when scully intercepts the killer. mulder - whilst tripping balls - is convinced that the killer has glowing eyes and flew across the room before running out the door. and so - whilst tripping balls - he gives chase and ends up stabbing the kid through the heart with a wooden stake.
and of course this is the x files and so while scully and mulder are arguing over who gave who the hardest time in their percieved series of events, it turns out that mulder was right. the kid was a vampire and the stake didn't actually kill him. the fangs were fake because he was copying the sorts of vampires that you see in books and on tv. he was a real vampire.
and it's not just the kid. there are bunches of vampires, including the sheriff. the whole town are just. vampires. the lot of 'em. and the second they're found out, they just up and leave without a trace.
sometimes the extent to which mulder turns out to be right in this show is borderline ludicrous, it's amazing, I love it. but what was even better was that the biggest point of contention between scully and mulder's stories wasn't even the vampire thing, it was whether or not the sheriff was actually hot.
#mutual shenanigans#the x files#bad blood#hang on im gonna do a thing#what do you mean you want me to do another autopsy and why do i have to do it right now i just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy#all for you i do it all for you mulder yk i havent eaten since 6 o clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel#and it wasnt even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese and now you want me to run off and do another autopsy#scully looks at mulder and squints at him disbelievingly#cuz her idiot partner is covered head to toe in fucking mud#what the hell happened to you#dude im just gonna eat up these tags#i can also do this but its not entirely accurate#you want us to go to texas? yeehaw! actually its a small town about 50 miles south(?) of there called chaney texas population 361(i think)#by all means very rustic and charming but as of late ground zero the locus for a series of nocturnal exsanguinations.#exsanguinations? of whom?#how does that grab ya?#it's a-#DEAD COW#exactly or more specifically a dead nine hundred lb holstein its body completely drained of blood#as was this one- this one- this one- this one- and so on#6 all in all 1 a week over the past 6 weeks#were there any signs of-#two small puncture wounds on the neck?#thats- not what i was gonna ask-#too bad we got'em check it out#AAAHHHH i might just be manic#i really want to keep going#but im second guessing myself abt the chupacabra lines coming next
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