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hedgiwithapen · 15 days ago

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They say everyone has a mundane superpower

Small things, little things, things you might not even notice if the circumstances aren't exactly right. Like, someone out there always manages to wake up right with the alarm. Someone never, ever sprains their ankle. Someone has never assumed there was one more step in the staircase. That kinda thing. Personally, I'm immune to the hazards of those giant retail mazes. like. I go to CostCo. I get my toilet paper or paper towels. I get my basil butter salmon. I eat my hot dog and chocolate chip cookie. I leave. I go to IKEA. I get my bookshelf. I glance at a few trinkets without leaving the path. I eat my meatballs and slice of Daim cake. I leave. I go to the Labyrinth. I fight the minotaur. I walk directly to the exit. I give Ariadne a hug. I eat my gyro and baklava. I leave. It's very simple, I'm very efficient, and you should always take me with you.

#I think I'm very funny

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virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis · 2 years ago

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the witcher + ao3

#witcher crack #dear ao3 #the witcher 2: assassins of kings #the witcher 3: wild hunt #the witcher (game)#tw2 #tw1 #tw3 #geralt of rivia #vernon roche #henselt #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri #lambert #triss merigold #troll soup #i think i'm very funny #masterpieces of religious art

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i-let-you-see-me · 4 months ago

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This is so theo raeken coded it's ridiculous

#i think I'm very funny #teen wolf #theo raeken

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definitely-not-iorveth · 3 months ago

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jayce talis, end of s2 act 2:

#jayce talis #jayce arcane #jayce #arcane s2 #arcane s2 spoilers #arcane #i think i'm very funny

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messrsbyler · 2 years ago

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#i think i'm very funny #byler tumblr #anti mileven #byler #they both deserve BETTER #anyhow

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villainsally · 10 months ago

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i cant believe that fable would kill kierans brother!

#cantripped #fable smp #I think I'm very funny #fsmp aurelius #Cantripped aurelius

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bisonaari · 1 year ago

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My UMK outfit is ready 😎

I don't use windows lol

#umk #windows95man #I THINK I'M VERY FUNNY

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panzershrike-pretz · 1 year ago

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No context needed besides @mutantmanifesto making the best comment I've ever seen xD

#band of brothers #hbo war #easy company #me and the gang (bottom text)#🥨🪶#i think i'm very funny #david webster #joe liebgott

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snazzydwarf · 11 months ago

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Quick UndertTale comic cuz this popped in my head for some reason lmao

#undertale #undertale fanart #Sans #Alphys #ut fanart #sans the skeleton #comic #digital art #SnazzyDArt #Do Alphys and Sans have a dou name?#cuz imo they need one #i prepose dubious science #I was also thinking Paleontology but then i rembred #that Alphys is just a lizard #and not a Dino like how i draw her #but idc lol #also Paleontology cuz one's a Dino and ones bones #I think i'm very funny

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boydykedevo · 2 years ago

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#I think i'm very funny #taz ethersea #in case it wasnt clear in order:#zoox anthellae #devo la main #amber gris #tolliver cern #oksana kodeira #finneas cawl #brinarr #(this one's just like everyone lmao free space)#taz urchin #the adventure zone #taz #icarus is talking #dont let this flop dont let this flop

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mewos-laptop · 3 months ago

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Alr guys welcome to the brain, you'll be staying here until you graduate (you're not allowed to graduate), so you may as well meet your roommates, so we've got:

The OG

Literal god

Religious trauma fag

A cat alien

And Emu Otori from hit rhythm game Project Sekai

Any questions grins

#mewo rambles :3 #Leonardo-no #Leonardo no #f slur tw #f slur reclaimed #I think I'm very funny #tw unreality #<- maybe ?????

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virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis · 2 years ago

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