#I think I'm very funny

[hedgiwithapen]

They say everyone has a mundane superpower

Small things, little things, things you might not even notice if the circumstances aren't exactly right. Like, someone out there always manages to wake up right with the alarm. Someone never, ever sprains their ankle. Someone has never assumed there was one more step in the staircase. That kinda thing. Personally, I'm immune to the hazards of those giant retail mazes. like. I go to CostCo. I get my toilet paper or paper towels. I get my basil butter salmon. I eat my hot dog and chocolate chip cookie. I leave. I go to IKEA. I get my bookshelf. I glance at a few trinkets without leaving the path. I eat my meatballs and slice of Daim cake. I leave. I go to the Labyrinth. I fight the minotaur. I walk directly to the exit. I give Ariadne a hug. I eat my gyro and baklava. I leave. It's very simple, I'm very efficient, and you should always take me with you.

[honhonpoutine]

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

the witcher + ao3

[i-let-you-see-me]

This is so theo raeken coded it's ridiculous

[definitely-not-iorveth]

jayce talis, end of s2 act 2:

[messrsbyler]

[villainsally]

i cant believe that fable would kill kierans brother!

[ceescedasticity]

I'm not an expert but I feel like most butcher blocks tend not to be tangly?

[bisonaari]

My UMK outfit is ready 😎

I don't use windows lol

[salty-an-disco]

fun fact about my Scarlet Hollow STP-themed runs:

I'm naming all the vessels' hometown 'Shifty Rocks' while the voices' is 'Hush Town'

[panzershrike-pretz]

No context needed besides @mutantmanifesto making the best comment I've ever seen xD

[snazzydwarf]

Quick UndertTale comic cuz this popped in my head for some reason lmao

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

radovid's in the lower right corner bc he sleeps with the fishes

haha get it

[mewos-laptop]

Alr guys welcome to the brain, you'll be staying here until you graduate (you're not allowed to graduate), so you may as well meet your roommates, so we've got:

The OG

Literal god

Religious trauma fag

A cat alien

And Emu Otori from hit rhythm game Project Sekai

Any questions grins

[definitely-not-iorveth]