#troll soup

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

the witcher + ao3

[soosoosoup]

Here it is, the wip/scrapped old art block attempt 😅

[shirou-chan12]

Look at him go!

original by @soup-erb

[hilacopter]

the amount of people who shut down any argument with "i ain't reading all that" or "shut up (insert problematic term here)" and think it makes them look intelligent and mature

[alikaalikaalika]

⚠️‼️PSA‼️⚠️

COMMISSION SCAMS!!

For whatever reason I had TWO separate commission scammers contact me on two separate accounts in one night. I’ve heard about these incidents on Twitter and Instagram before, but now they’ve seem to have taken to tumblr!!

Common warnings of commission scams to watch out for

-Asking for a commission thats extremely different from your usual art: If the commissioner asks you to draw something that severely strays away from what you usually draw, it’s probably for a reason. Most real commissioners will wanna commission people who make art already similar to what they want to receive. (for example I pretty much exclusively draw Sonic the Hedgehog characters at the moment and had one person ask for a full body, fully rendered photo of a girl in a dress and the other ask for a drawing of a dog for their son— which is a very very common scam request. Not at all like what I draw!!)

-Offering a large sum of money, way greater than what you WOULD have asked for it: A common amount of money to be offered is 200 dollars. If something is too good to be true, it probably is. People wanna get the most bang for their buck. 200 for an artwork of your son’s dog is a LOT. Especially if they follow it with “sorry for low budget.”

-Their profile only has 1 or 2 posts, or no posts at all: Some people will only make reposts, and some people will only make posts, however it’s uncommon for people on this app to have NOTHING to their profile. Reblogging is a major part of this app, most people will have a decent amount. Their profile shouldn’t look new with the default settings and no pfp.

-They’re asking to only pay over echeck OR they’re asking for your PayPal EMAIL ADDRESS: PayPal is a secure way of payment and gets rid of the possibility of being scammed out of thousands of dollars like the common echeck trick they use where they send over too much money and then scam you out of about that same amount. It’s good if they’re asking to use PayPal, however they should be asking for your PayPal USERNAME, not full name and email of the account. You can PayPal (and Venmo) things by username. Email won’t help you.

-Offering to pay before the artwork is completed (not requested by artist or part of any policies) Nobody is THAT eager to give away their money, especially for such an “expensive artwork” that is being commissioned to a teen or young adult that may never finish it!!

-This.:

I hope this post can help steer even one person away from getting scammed!! It’s a scary world out there and I love all of yall! Let me know some of your experiences. Are you also getting these sort of messages? Have they all moved onto here now??

Accounts to look out for (both scammers)

The first one tried to contact me on two separate blogs.

[missescalientee]

I would like to introduce to the world disco Souper Star and Magician: Soup du jour Campbell! One of Liefs partners! They use they/them pronouns and are the youngest of their siblings!

They work as a part time clown and magician, are a trapeze artist in their family’s circus, and work part time in Smiggles Bakery!

They meet at Lief's birthday party hosted by Smiggles and he falls head over heels for them at first sight hehehe

This oc is shared between me and @birddegreeburns !!

[trollsbywhirl]

I genuinely think that Clay had an experience where he felt alienated and "weird" growing up because he lived in a society centered around happiness and joy and he saw the beauty and art in tragedy, the way it stimulates your soul and emotions and captivates you in a very morbid way. How it highlights the good for some people and shows works of love and devotion as important even if they end in tragedy, which is very valuable to a kid living in a situation where people die en masse once a year. He probably didn't realize that there were other trolls who liked the same things until he was older and instead played with his dolls and put them in tragic fucked up situations as a way to explore big feelings in a small body but did it without giving them voices out loud so no one would know what he was doing, y'hear?

[senpaiisoupp]

So I updated the lighting on this to fit the window a bit better oop we love perspective and lighting 🐸

My otp true pairing 💙❤️ karezi holds a true place in my heart, one of my first ships ever ! As I’m an old homestucker

Me and my boyfriend as also a cancer and libra pairing!

[peachesanmemes]

I am OBSESSED with the most niche character on planet Earth. Him 👇

Pargi the meek is an unusually thin and nervous troll from the game Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. DCSS is a free open source rougelike game that has been constantly updating since 1997. It's incredible and you should play it.

Anyway, back to Pargi. He is usually found in the sewers and is super weak and apparently lives in the sewers or the higher dungeon floors as a result of being bullied by other trolls.

Now, I would already just let Pargi ruin my run because of how endeared I am to him, but it gets better.

Very VERY rarely, Pargi will show up as Pargit the mighty, an unusually strong troll (I have never seen this.) And this is the in-game flavor text when you inspect Pargit. 👇

Ndkskfbdjjcbdksgs? The underdog lore??? The Mr Baseball meme????? *sobbing*

So basically Pargit will instantly fuck you up with his insanely strong claws, large rocks that he throws, and his astonishing +27 HP per turn regeneration.

I am sobbing. I love Pargi/Parghit so much. I will be making fan art of Pargi even though not a single soul on Earth loves this stupid, weak, bullied little sewer troll like I do.

I'm a grown ass adult, and something about this little troll has really done it to me. ;; Every dungeon run I do, I simply want to find Pargi. Winning is no longer the goal.

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

(bonus round)

This ingredient was added anonymously. Thank you??

[valyrra]

how tf would my bisexual whorish monsterfucking ass survive in a fantasy setting

[sasster]

Heyhey! laeche, How's it going!! anythign new going on?

>You've once again caught the engineer in a kitchen, but not the same small one and covered in flour. This time he stands in very spacious kitchen, staring out of a window that extends the full length of the wall from floor to ceiling, overlooking a random Alternian city.

>It seems he was lost in thought before you go to him, holding a mug of cocoa close. His smile is warm.

"Still planet-side, spending some time with one of my partners when I'm not engrossed in the job.

You know how it is."

[esperintraining]

Master can we go eat ramen right now

I found a coupon in my backpack

[blogfanreborn777]

Bert by Concept-Art-House

[softservesoymilk]

Working on my Inigo side story while I’m doing my amigurumi for the craft market and damn. Disigo writes itself 😅🥺☺️

[dingodad]

so like yeah trolls sleep in sopor slime to stop them getting harassed by puppets in their dreams but the puppets are just there to stop them from conversing with the horrorterrors. which actually just represent their trauma