#I think I’ve made this joke before
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Corruption AU call that The Maggot Archives
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i can’t believe it’s been over fifteen years since actual y/n daniel howell got sold to his favourite youtuber by his mom on his 18th birthday
#dnp#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#credit to the friend who had not heard of them before who made that joke when i told him how they got together#i do think this is the funniest post i’ve ever made
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Listen we all entitled to our pet headcanons but I must say this. I can tolerate a Jason Todd-Wayne but I draw the line at Jason Wayne. Jason is too insane about his parents to ever drop the Todd name be fucking forreal. That’s Catherine Todd’s son right there like cmon
#Y’all are having Jason drop his family name for a guy who didn’t even bury him in the Wayne family plot smh 😒#<-I say that as a joke I honestly don’t think Jason would have a problem with being buried next to Sheila (again he is insane)#That’s Willis Todd’s son like be serious#I’ve made this exact post before but it was on my mind tonight#Jason Todd#His mommy and daddy issues may be heavy but I do believe that he would opt to carry that weight
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silver taking a page from his dad’s book and kicking sonic in the back of the head in an attempt to make him forget what he discovered
dadow idea; sonic in black knight gets introduced to Lancelots son Galahad. and sonic is immediately like "oh my god Shadow is Silver's Dad"
so when he gets back he's talking to shadow and silver abt it.
Shadow; what the fuck are you talking about
Silver, nervously; yeah what?? that's. crazyyy.... (oh fuck he Cannot know Shadow is my dad)
sonic accidentally caused silver’s anxiety to get 10X worse that day
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oh sure when agnes montague is brought into the world only for the purpose of ending the world and has her story told by snippets shared by other people it’s “tragic” and “compelling” but when i, nikola orsinov,
#this is a joke btw#sometimes I think about how similar these two are and i start shaking like a little dog#cicada screams#tma#nikola posting#nikola orsinov#sure we’ll maintag this#i feel like I’ve made this post before. oh well
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like five commissions would solve so many of my problems right now …. 🌀you want to commission me🌀…. 🌀you want to look at my pinned post and you want to commission me sooooo bad🌀…….
a few recent commissions ⬇️
been loving leaning into more illustration/poster work and would love to do more!!
#i’m like out of options LOL#like everyone else i’ve been applying to probably hundreds of jobs and like everyone else i can’t get SHIT#my options are 1) stay out here and suffer 2) beg my parents to help me move home and REALLY truly suffer (this one isn’t really an option)#or like 3) go lay in the dirt indefinitely idk i’m in over my head and i made a mistake moving but it’s too late to back out!#going home wouldn’t be good for anyone least of all me!#idk i feel like everyone is judging me for thinking i had it good then falling flat on my face anyways#i feel like it was some kind of sick joke that i finally for once felt stable and happy just to get it yanked away from me#and be worse off than before#sorry i’m really emotional because i’ve been going through it so hard for so long and i’m really exhausted#i hate getting on here and begging for work but idk what else to do right now#mine#arty art
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Nene getting angrier and angrier explaining that there are Pokémon who can harness power equivalent to a nuclear bomb and there’s a Pokémon that is literally god and a Pokémon who embodies death and and and vs an increasingly defensive tsukasa who refuses to back down and just keeps going “yeah but it’s a lot of lions”
#I’ve already made this joke but that was before I made this blog I think#mine#tsukasa#nene#emu doesn’t really care but she trusts nene’s judgement & rui is siding with tsukasa because even though he agrees w nene#he also enjoys being annoying.#actually I take it back rui isn’t siding with anyone he’s just throwing out counter arguments against whoever is winning to piss them both#off. it looks like tsukasa might agree & then rui is like u know the human mind isn’t capable of picturing a billion. he’s right it’s a lot#of lions. nene starts to cool down & he’s like well kyogre could just get rid of all the land and drown the lions. etc etc.#the argument would have ended like 30 minutes ago if rui didn’t keep saying shit.
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Bam bing bong, summary of my doodles in 2024
#what a year#ive never compiled it neatly before#i was gonna wait it out cuz i havent finish my Christmas pieces yet but im also like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck it so yeah hehe#this year I’ve expanded my socials to bluesky and instagram#I’ve always did two collabs this year which is still wild to me (im planning to do more next year hopefully)#(if my social anxiety can just get over it)#in tappy’s voice: gomz no balls#i also need to do more color piece#launching ☕️ this year has helped to do that#to do at least one colored piece each month#i have a video of me going thru my doodles from January to December in the works but i think i might not able to finish it on time#we’ll see#still gotto tackle the last few ☕️ requests after con#this year I’ve drawn a lot more Price!! that’s why he’s the main character this year#i would put Raven but she’s always a main so#im really happy to have found a nice chibi style and stick with it#consistency is always a struggle for me esp with my non chibi style#some of what i drew this year was awful HDJSHSHS but its nice seeing progress#December suit Price is my proudest non-chibi work and I wish to continue that style next year#moving forward I want to continue to improve and do better but also take it easy#burnt myself out too many times this year due to drawing nearly every day + stress + uni#stress management plan is needed but i SUCK at it#me as a pharmacy student counselling patients [it is important to try to relax and manage stress properly]#what a joke JDJDHDHHD#at least my blood pressure readings stabilized finally on gawd it was on the borders for a few months#it’s been a fun year and I’ve made a lot of new friends too#drabbled in a few fandom and community here and there#thank you for having me everyone :)#gummmyart#art summary 2024
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I drew him being miserable (bcuz he’s a wet cat of a man) but felt bad. Gave him lollipop.
#tw blood#cw blood#it’s not blood it’s givanium but just in case#garten of banban#Garten of banban fanart#gobb#gobb fanart#he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone#and I adore him for that#he’s just Such a guy#am I the only one who’s actually kinda really sad about him#I’m listening to my sad playlist and thinking ‘omg this is Literally him’#he’s so ‘I bet on losing dogs’ by Mitski to me#do u think banban would like mitski. I think he would#idc if this is cringe#he’s SO sad. I have to make him worse#how to convey that I have to make him feel the Worst. even tho he’s my fav#love this creature. the bong bong#<- was gonna type something like that last tag but ig I’ve already made that joke.?#sorry for so many tags I just Love the tagging function#I can convey so many emotions in just one post with both Text and TAGS it’s the BEST#it’s late an I’m tired. need to sleep before I write more tags abt how I want banban to be sad
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Umm I love them???
#SHE WAITED FOR HIM FOR 4 HOURS ON TOP OF THEIR MEET UP SPOT#THEIR MEET UP SPOT IS BIG BELLY BURGER AHHHH#I didn’t really ship jayrose too much before#but I’ve been scrolling down their hashtag and I love them so much#Die hard Rose fans will say they don’t belong together and Rose shouldn’t be reduced as a character for Jason’s benefit#Yeah I completely understand and mostly agree with you.#Mostly. So for now I’m just going to enjoy me some good soft Jayrose content :)#I absolutely think Rose should NOT be reduced as a character but I have to say they are v cute together#The “Promise?’’ “Promise.’’ made my heart flutter I don’t even know why 😭#I’m a sucker for couples who care about each other like this#She could have just left it at ‘be careful’#But no Jason had to promise her that he will come back to her#It’s just. So. Damn. Good#IM DYING OVER THEM FR#You know they’d die for each other and make jokes about death and daddy issues#And with their shared use of ✨violence✨#And just generally become THE power couple#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#Ravager#Rose Wilson#Jayrose#Jason x Rose#holy queue batman#red rambles
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Jess Brightwell I think
#solreefspeak#the great library#don’t have the energy to post any tgl stuff other than low effort memes but i think this is funny anyway#also i’m like 80% sure i’ve made this joke before but whatever. you’ll see it again and you’ll like it.
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do NOT download sims 3 create a world tool!! it contains a virus called ‘makes you spend 5 hours in a daze doing terrain work and precision placing canal walls’
#non cc posting#txt#i’ve made this joke before i think#i was so deep in the Zone that i got super dizzy. help
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“kenjaku is the greatest mastermind of jjk, he’s a wolf, the big bad—” and its a loser who spends half of their time playing games or gossiping
#this is a joke. but also not really#i check the kenjaku tags on other sites sometimes and a lot of it REALLY pushes kenjaku as a serious villain mastermind#which always makes me laugh#since a good amount of characters just see kenjaku as some guy but no one’s really cowering in fear 😭#especially in sukuna and uraumes case#they’re the third wheel lmao#kenjaku#anyway I don’t think I’m conveying this right#they’re fun bc they’re not an undefeatable character and yet they’ve persisted through their own bs and having a lot of time on their hands#but really it’s a feat it’s gone as well as it has 😭#jjk spoilers#AND YES I’ve made almost this exact post before I just like talking about kenjaku I have no defense for myself
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Rich fell first but Jake fell harder ❤️
[insert image of two broken legs here]
#i was gonna put an actual x ray pic but i couldn’t find a good one#it didn’t give the right tragic vibe yk#someone must’ve made this joke before#come to think of it i think i’ve made this joke before#whatever i stand by it#bmc#richjake#jake dillinger#rich goranski#Jake in the hospital high as fuck to one of the nurses: nurse. nurse. nurse. hey look at me. nurse. I think. i think i fell for him.
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we had a very sudden and shocking death of a resident at work yesterday evening and i’ve been thinking about how so many people say they wouldn’t want their loved ones to be in a home because they worry the staff wouldn’t care or their loved ones wouldn’t be looked after properly.
this lady was so loved that the admin at work had to ring everyone up who wasn’t on the morning shift to let them know before they got to work. when i got there for the afternoon shift there were people in bits. when her family came this evening both staff and the other residents were genuinely in tears. trust me people care and they care a lot
#tw death#personal#like i’m actually devastated#and it feels weird because part of me feels like i dont have a right to be super upset#because i’m not her family#and i didnt know her super long#but i did know her for almost my whole time working there and i saw her 5 days a week every week#she was a friend to me#she had been poorly the last few days but she’d been poorly before and bounced back#no one expected to lose her#and i think whats making it difficult is that every other resident i’ve experienced pass away#has been end of life or almost end of life#so i expected it and made peace with it#but i was literally talking to her and making jokes with her in the morning and then 8 hours later i get told she passed#fawk sorry this is long and personal but#maybe typing it all out will be beneficial#she was 94 and you never wouldve guessed looking at her and she was nicest kindest funniest lady ever it was a pleasure looking after her
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Genuine curiosity: what got you here? What decisions in your life lead you ended up having brainworms for this funky spinning top commercial series? /aff /lh
it all started when I was but a wee lad in the second grade and saw Beyblade Metal Fusion on Netflix. The first time I watched it, I actually watched the third episode first because it had wolf in the title and I was a wolf girl growing up. After that I became enamored with the show. Created the first version of Essi on ms paint with a mouse (may god rest her soul (she died with the rest of my old art on my family computer one day 😔)), rewatched it a couple times, at least one of which I imagined essi in like every scene in the show, and was effectively obsessed with it. I didn’t have the abilities to draw ship art at the time but I did become very kyomado pilled during this as well. I actually didn’t know there was more after Fusion because Netflix didn’t have any of it (or I just never bothered to look for it idk).
After that, a couple years went by, and I think around 5th grade I decided to revisit it, had a blast, redrew Essi, and I was happy to leave it at that but then I was talking about it with a guy on my bus and he was like “oh yeah I really liked it have you watched fury?” and I was like “THERES MORE??????” and so I went out in search of More. I watched like half of masters on YouTube, but I didn’t retain like any of it. genuinely the only reason I know I got as far in as I did is because the only parts of it I remember at all were yu being more prominent and hikaru’s ptsd breakdown, but besides that, literally NOTHING stuck with me. I also discovered the existence of shogun steel during this time period from seeing adult gingka on google but knew nothing more about it.
That was the last of beyblade endeavors until summer of 2021. after splatoon 3 had been announced that year it had me very nostalgic for things I was into when I was younger, which started with me ranting about splatoon 1 stages I missed on twitter, which then led to me thinking about sonic underground and trying to find where to watch it bc it wasn’t on Netflix anymore. in doing this, I downloaded Tubi and saw fusion on there and I was like “omg I forgot I was obsessed with that!” I then similarly ranted my fond memories about it on Twitter and i ended up dropping my sonic underground rewatch and watching that instead. That is when the snowball began to form. I looked up the watch order and was telling my friend about it and how I was trying to find something that had all the seasons (bc at the time Tubi had fusion and fury but not masters) and then he sent me a pirating website I could use and I was like HOLY SHIT. And then from there, I watched the whole series, got obsessed with it, starting drawing fanart on my own time and looking up fandom stuff online, and then upon realizing most of the active fandom was on tumblr, dusted off my tumblr account and made my first post, and from there it’s only gotten worse.
#axel’s silly little thoughts#can I just say this was a very funny ask to see only the first few sentences of in my notifs#’what decisions led you to this point in your life’ FUN QUESTIONS FOR THE TUMBLR ASK BOX#I’ve joked about this with irl friends before but I have no idea when a hyperfix graduates to a special interest#but I think beyblade would probably constitute that for me atp#in all seriousness I’m glad to be here :]#this is the first time I’ve been part of a fandom where I’ve actually been seen and interacted#and not just been watching everyone else from the sidelines#and it’s been a very enjoyable experience I’m glad to have made the friends I have bc of it
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