#I think I’m going crazy

[purgatorypicnic]

I saw this on the floor and I was so braintotted, I thought it was Union Yaoi

[winn-wynn]

Since I’m already feeling betrayed I’m gonna put on my clown shoes and admit that I thought Harry was short for Harold

Turns out that’s also fanon

[fbks1105]

OK OK OK!!!

I don’t know if anyone else realizes this but NPMD is EXTREMELY Heathers coded!!! The costumes, the lighting, the NAMES…. I’m freakin out man! And I’ve been listening to the soundtrack like a maniac (we all have probably) and I realized that when Max is alive the music has a very 70’s/80’s vibe to it, and the vocabulary used by the rest of the “students” is all 80’s lingo. But when he dies it WILDLY switches to 90’s/00’s/10’s! And you’re like “yeah so what they changed the style cause he dies. A lot of musicals do” BUT IM NOT DONE REALIZING SHIT YET!!!

When we see Max on stage, everyone is not only terrified, but they change their way of speaking instinctively/ immediately. And when he dies, everyone relaxes and speaks like real people in the modern age. When his ghost is rumored to be haunting Hatchetfeild, everyone switches again.

Max has psychology trained all of Hatchetfeild to be sub-characters in HIS 80’s high school musical cliché!

But why? Because he was probably trained by his parents (more than likely divorced) to think that “the 80’s were a better time”, or “things were easier back then. Jocks rule, and everyone else was a literal loser”. Max isn’t just a monster, he’s a trained monster.

But, Max isn’t always a monster, especially when talking to Grace. Because she probably reminds him of his mother in old pictures (not to mention that Grace is the only girl in school that gives him pushback, but that’s a conversation for a different day). And in the Waylon house, when Max’s entire ideology is questioned, he backs down and his vocabulary modernizes. However when he dies and goes into the black and white, the Lords in Black make that 80’s main character personality consume him. His “movie” is no longer an 80’s rom-com, it’s an 80’s horror film, BUT HE STILL HAS TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER.

All this to say, I love this addition to Hatchfield and I can’t wait to see when happens next 😍

[architectureissofuckingawesome]

hi guys do you ever see anyone call you a name and then you just like feel your blood go cold for some reason even if you’ve literally never heard that name before lmao

[spicynuggets14]

This is on one of my ethics assignments and I think my professor may have used the wrong image.

I never learned my professors name, I’ve been calling him Dr.Gooberand I think he lives up to his new nickname.

[jodelahiehie]

What is in the air these weeks????????

[bellzsad]

life’s too short to be embarrassed to say “yolo” because I RUN A FUCKING TUMBLR, WATTPAD, AND TIKTOK ACC SO NOTHING IS EMBARRASSING ANYMORE so YOLOO

[lennengrad]

does anyone else remember john saying “please don’t make me go to Claremont” in pigs????? i feel like im going crazy… is this a mountain goats mandela effect

[glitchcipher]

Anyone else get so irrationally sad then they’re not part of their special interest like, I’m not in the portal musical I haven’t lived I NEED TO BE IN IT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

[carnivoured]

rolling up into a ball scrolling thru photo album with all existing drunk hld fanarts while hugging the doll i made of him

[spacegirlhappi]

Don’t bring a sneef to a snorf fight or else you’ll get your spord spingled y’know what I mean?

[nightcolorz]

I love the idea of Armand deleting marius de pedophile out of existence, I need to read 7939427492731 fics about it

LMAO😭me too 🥰 agree. Reblog one billon times. Marius de pedophile is the best thing anyone has ever said

Marius de stinky

Marius de poopy caca

Marius de morboimus

Marius de Marius

Marius de.l. Toot

[rocketrouquine]

Ok, we all saw this and thought « ooooo that’s Ed falling from the ship or jumping or whatever… »

OKAY HEAR ME OUT !

What is he holding in his hand ? Is it … a bouquet ? Like jumping to try to catch a bouq… I need help.

[f2version]

graduation is in 5 days

[prisonb1ues]

I AM GOING FERAL

Holy fuck this looks crunchy

[bellzsad]

it’s dec third and i have no sweater but it’s okay cuz yolo